Last week Guido gave you a sneak preview of what would be the must have fashion item of Tory party conference, and now you too can buy this political fashion accessory. Demand is high so make sure you get your order in early…
The T-shirts are just £10 (plus £3 postage and packaging) and you can order by simply clicking on the size you want below:
See you in Birmingham…
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
Tobin Distanced Himself From Robin Hood Tax Protesters | FT
Tories Must Move on From Gay Marriage | Ben Brogan
Has the Right Split Irrevocably? | Iain Martin
Dave’s Woes Stem From 2010 | Janan Ganesh
Cameron Has Trashed His Own Brand | Rachel Sylvester
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
Might buy one .
Oh and Dan Hannan telling Barroso the truth on the euro > http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/dan-man-tells-barroso-truth.html
Presumably, back in 1981 you would have been wearing a “Don’t blame me, I voted for Heath” shirt…?
Sorry, but I’m afraid you’re stuck with DC instead, and probably for at least two terms. There’s no way Miliband’s mid-term leads averaging around 8 or 9% will translate into a victory at the next election. As things stand, Labour are heading for their worst election result since 1987. You’ll have to put up with Cameron for another 7 or 8 years…
Great news for the ‘Anyone but Labour’ camp!
Don’t blame me, I voted UKIP.
Which consequentially prevented the Great Repeal Bill that we would otherwise have had…
Don’t blame me I voted for Mark Oaten. Boaz.
Cat: Just like our referendum then?
Had to smile – you from CCHQ or some other Day Centre for tards?
Don’t forget Gleggie he’ll still be attached to DC like a tick to a warm scrotum
Miliband is shit, agreed, but unless Cameron gets his boyfiend Clegg to agree to commit electoral suicide and vote for his boundary changes – and unless he completely reverses his position on an EU referendum – the Tories will not get a majority. Miliband will easily scrape up 8 to 9 million votes, as this is the number of benefits monkeys (4 million) added to the number of public sector seat warmers (1 million) added to the number of chippy Scots and northerners (2 million) added to the number of ficticious Pakistanis living above the same chicken takeaway in Bradford (500,000) added to the number of retards (1 million).
The LibDems won’t support Cameron again, Miliband will lead a shaky coalition that will make the current shambles look like Churchill’s wartime government… and the prophecy foretells that a blond man with a plummy voice, a lot of charm and an eye for the totty will rise….
You obviously haven’t been following the polls for the last few decades. A small Labour lead at this stage won’t translate into a lead in 2015. Miliband has no chance of winning, and unless Labour can find a decent replacement and get rid of Balls they’re heading for a heavy defeat.
Admit it, Kinnock as PM would have had more credibility than either of the two Eds.
Oh do get educated a little please! The lib dems are playing awkward because the boundary changes and MP number reductions, could prompt a Tory backbench revolt to call an election, something Cameron won’t want either, if implemented too soon. They’ll go down to the wire on it for that reason.
And it is in the long-term interests of the Liberals to reduce the number of MPs and reduce the substantial Labour bias in the current set-up because fewer MPs mean small majorities and more hung parliaments (get it!) Labour are particularly vulnerable as they historically struggle a lot more than the Conservatives, with small majorities, therefore, more likely pushing them to a point of supporting PR and cosying up to the Lib Dems. The Unions would of course resist this, but it’s the Liberals onlyreal hope of achieving their main aim, of electoral reform.
“You’ll have to put up with Cameron for another 7 or 8 years…”
Haha! The twat didn’t get elected last time how the fuck will he be elected after the last 2.5 years of shambles? We’ll be putting up with some fuckwit but it wont be him.
“2.5 years of shambles”
After inheriting the worst crock of shit any incoming govenment has inherited, you might find that people don’t blame DC or NC, most of the shit hit the fan before May2010. And the 13 years of glorious rule that came before them, you’ll find, may have a much bigger impact on their voting intentions.
Do not confuse London based media sentiment with real world sentiment.
Even in opposition they can’t get protest votes in their heartlands. Labour are getting hammered with protests going to SNP in Scotland, and Respect in Urban shit-holes in England.
In the local elections in May Labour polled 38% in areas that are urban Labour strongholds in General elections . The same voting figures they got in those areas in the 1980′s!! When Labour had areally bad rep in local government.
So yes, very easily, once you take out the typical gross exagerations of Labour support found in opinion polls and apply known historical voting patterns, Labour could well be where they were in the last election 29%.
Miliband has a bit of an ego problem. It seems he will support rich people, provided they worked hard for their money.:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/9544538/Ed-Miliband-its-good-to-be-rich-if-you-make-it-the-hard-way.html
Like his brother, presumably.
http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/15/kate-middleton-the-duchess-of-cambridge-in-all-her-glory/
Oh do fuck off!
Wi££y has to clap when Guido writes something he is Guido’s warmup man, he is with his hero and paymaster.
You can all go fuck youselvers because I only need a few more firsts for 1000.
Won’t your mother be proud.
W.W.
Surely, after 1000 #1s, you can close your laptop triumphantly, knowing your work here is done.
With a wry smile, you can stand and face the future, ready to face your next challenge. Lesser men, on fewer tablets, would tremble. But you are ready to leave this blog forever, onward to better things.
(crosses fingers)
Surely you mean ‘fists’
sticks and stones may hurt me etc
Good idea
I’ve been nothing but nice to you and this is how you treat me, telling me to go fuck myself. I thought we had a future together 8illy, what happened to the dreams and plans we had? The dreams we had of stretching your chocolate starfish wile I gave you a reach around on Herring Cove Beach eh? I liked you 8illy, I really really liked you, and to think I was considering leaving my wife for a life of debauched sodomy with a foul mouthed old queen like you!
Please leave 8illy, for every time I see a kebab or starfish I can not help but think of you and the pain is too much for me to bear. Leave, and maybe just maybe my heart will go on.
Ladies & Gentleman please lets have two minutes silence and think of poor Joe and his great loss today, as we listen to their song and think of what could have been on Herring Cove Beach.
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as the status rises…so do the number of warm.up men….women…and beyond.
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as they say in the movie, scum….who’s the daddy now.
17 minutes you should spend watching this.
http://www.europacmetals.com/commentaries/newsid416/161/operation-screw-the-fed-goes-all-in-on-qe/default.aspx
I’m no supporter of the Fed or BoE’s crazy moves but he’s selling PM AC1.
I know that he is trying to sell something, but it doesn’t mean that he is wrong.
Oh no doubt there’s more truth in what he says than the bullshit and bollocks TPTB spew out via the MSM day in day out.
He’s not really selling gold, if anything it’s shotgun shells he’s promoting….
So Gordon Brown is alive and well, and living in the Fed under the name of Ben Bernanke.
Welcome to Weimar on the Potomac, twinned with Zimbabwe.
even better have a good read at these:
http://americankabuki.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/the-off-ledger-occult-economy.html
http://divinecosmos.com/start-here/davids-blog/1023-financial-tyranny
and
http://divinecosmos.com/start-here/davids-blog/1026-financial-tyranny-final
Oh dear me. what a load of shit.
You ripoff merchant Guido. They are a fiver on ebay including postage.
http://compare.ebay.co.uk/like/110912268445?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&adtype=pla
Tsk, that’s the free market for you: if you don’t like his price, you can go elsewhere. Something you cannot do in the Socialist Utopia.
Labour MP tries to bully via legal threats.
Gets mauled
http://www.bishop-hill.net/blog/2012/9/13/ben-biffs-barry.html
Fellow called Gardiner bullying and threatening legal action against detractor who called him a liar and later a coward?
Also said Gardiner has vested interests in green energy while being a party political envoy, and travels the world at taxpayer and company expense.
Yes you are right another corrupt Labour MP in the inner circle of Milliband.
Is it possiblerly to buys one without a credit card
Bring yourself to Hampstead Heath just after dark and we’ll sort something out.
Sounds interesting, Can I come too.
Careful of the shopfronts as you drive up the hill, mind.
The government are studying the mechanics of holding a referendum on the EU in order to make it seem like we are getting an opportunity to vote on the issue of in or out. However what they are really doing is trying to work out how to present a referendum that guarantees whatever the outcome we stay in. Therefore Cameron can claim to be acting for the majority by this referendum when in reality he is trying to con us all again.
All this talk of claiming back powers is simply nonsense for any change to our term will require the consent of all 27 EU members.
DON’T BE FOOLED AGAIN BY THIS SHOWER,
VOTE UKIP
Well said!
2015 THE TORY LAMENT
Now look at me, an ex MP who once had a majority
I thought we were the ruling classes choosing to ignore the masses
Disregard their point of view, no in/out vote on the EU
Promising the unwashed shower, when were back in we’ll claw back power
Alack alas that didn’t wash, they thought our promises were tosh
Our vote took an enormous dip. It seems they all went for UKIP
UKIP simply had us beat and I have lost my Commons seat
At Cameron I am much annoyed, for now I’ve joined the unemployed
We should perhaps at least reflected why it was we were elected
Listened and took careful note of those who gave their trust and vote
We were there at their behest, not to serve our own interest
We’re there to serve, not dictate rules. THE VOTING BRITISH ARE NOT FOOLS
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snakes as they are as close to the ground as they come…perhaps they are as grounded as they come. …they are at home on mother earth.
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@ground control to
….major tom.
Do you wish to remain in or leave the EU . Y/N
That should just about do it. I’d definitely vote yes.
Yes to stay in or yes to leave?
Yes to sitting on the fence at all times and waiting to catch the next bandwagon.
That, as they say, makes you a “mugwump”.
Mug facing one way; wump facing t’other.
This is a question that will never be put to the British people by our quisling political class. They may put others, but a true choice for the electorate is the last thing on their minds.
Rather buy a tee-shirt with a pair Of Royal Tits on it. http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/15/kate-middleton-the-duchess-of-cambridge-in-all-her-glory/
Fish says:
September 14, 2012 at 11:06 pm
What a plonker anonymous.
You’ve obviously been listening to Farridge, the swivel eyed fantacist, the leader of a party of bone idle EUSSR troughers, most of their supporters have already had their post mortems.
CAST IRON GUARANTEE? You were obviously too thick to remember that the coward Brown signed the Lisbon treaty, creeping in after everyone else to sign it out of the spotlight of publicity.
Cameron’s said he would offer a referendum IF LISBON HADN’T BEEN SIGNED. It had been…by Brown (who was the one who had promised the referendum) but don’t let the truth get in the way of your gulibility.
Under British parlementry rules NO political party can tie the hands of its sucsessor
In other words Cameron is not required to stick with any treaty signed by Brown
But don’t let your ignorance get in the way of truth Cameron is a con-man and it seems you have fallen for the con
Goodby Tories for decades
Don’t blame me
I voted UKIP
I would buy one of those!
yeah, with the face of Ed militwat on it, cos thats who you’ll get voting the swivel eyed loony party
Well said, + 1000
I thought we already had Militwit in power. Isn’t that why Dave is always doing U-turns?
My my, we are worried aren’t we.
This reshuffle us utter rubbish, the Tories have blown any chance of getting re-elected after the blatant lie of the CAST IRON GAURENTEE for a referendum. As someone in my sixties I do not expect to see another Tory government in my lifetime. They will be in opposition for decades The UKIP vote will torpedo every Tory seat with a majority of 5000 or less and any Tory MP who holds such a seat should start to plan a new career outside of politics.
Only a fantasist could believe in a Tory recovery outside of an immediate legally binding in/out referendum on EU membership. All this waffle about reclaiming powers after the next election is exactly that WAFFLE.
Any changes would require the other 26 members to agree to them so forget it
Plus we all know that the Tory party are 100% Europhiles. Conservatism is now totally finished and has lost both the trust and support of its core vote. Us real Conservatives have had enough of being ignored UKIP for me and as many as I can persuade likewise
What a plonker anonymous.
You’ve obviously been listening to Farridge, the swivel eyed fantacist, the leader of a party of bone idle EUSSR troughers, most of their supporters have already had their post mortems.
CAST IRON GUARANTEE? You were obviously too thick to remember that the coward Brown signed the Lisbon treaty, creeping in after everyone else to sign it out of the spotlight of publicity.
Cameron’s said he would offer a referendum IF LISBON HADN’T BEEN SIGNED. It had been…by Brown (who was the one who had promised the referendum) but don’t let the truth get in the way of your gulibility.
Did Dave say “signed” or “ratified” which is the next (and final) part of the procedure.
I don’t think it had been ratified (not enough time) before Dave got into No 10 and if that is the case, he had the power to renege/disown Brown’s illegal signature. Having already been voted out of office, Brown no longer had any authority to go ahead and sign the documents. There may still be a case to be able to challenge this signature.
I think the nub of the issue here is the word Democracy, you have no doubt watched the video where Cameron states quite unequivocally that the British electorate should have a referendum on the EU. Now the argument has been voiced that the Lisbon Treaty was done and dusted before he was elected and he has quite bogusly hidden behind this fact. However recently there was an e-petition demanding a debate on a European referendum and this subsequently took place in the HOC. Nevertheless when it came to a vote on this issue Cameron put down a three-line whip to ensure its defeat thereby proving beyond any doubt that he is an undemocratic liar. Now all opinion polls taken result in an overwhelming percentage of the British electorate are desperate for an in/out referendum and even when he applied his three-line whip in the HOC over 80 of his own MPs defied him and voted for a referendum.
Clearly then on this issue he is totally ignoring both the electorate and a major number of his own MPs for many that voted to support the whip only did so under duress. His bogus pro referendum announcements before the election went some way to ensuring his win but he has now not only reneged on his views on referenda but also took active steps to ensure that one would not take place.
At the last election UKIP offered Cameron an opportunity to win all these seats by withdrawing their candidate providing he would carry out his promise of a referendum. Cameron declined and it may well have cost him an overall majority. I realise that with UKIP in the mix the Tories will not only loose the next election but may well remain in the political wilderness for at least a decade. His deceit has cost the Conservative cause a great deal for many are now switching their allegiance not because they are no longer Conservative in outlook but they have lost all trust in the Tory party leadership.
Cameron can promise and even put into law that we will have a referendum after the next election but it just wont wash for no one will believe him, he is a dyed in the wool Europhile and any referendum held will have the ballot paper choices so worded that make the result a fudge.
Nothing short of a straight forward in/out referendum BEFORE the next election can save the Conservatives and I for one will never vote Tory whilst we are denied one and many others I know feel the same.
I accept that UKIP won’t win the election but Cameron deserves to loose and he will by a country mile. UKIP will however win the European elections hands down.
It will be interesting to see by how much the Tories loose Corby
That seems ok. If Cameron’s the next PM, we know for 100 per-cent certainty that we’ll have a hopelessly crap PM, hellbent on burying Britain in débt. But if Miliband’s our next PM, there’s a 99.999999999% probability that we’ll have a totally crap PM, hellbent on burying the country in débt.
I’ll take a 0.000000001 chance of having a good PM over a 100% certainty of having a crap one.
You really want more of the same? More of Cameron? Really?
If that’s supposed to be a joke, it didn’t work. Cameron’s crap, but he’s infinitely better than Miliband. We’re mid-term in an austerity government, ask yourself why Labour are not thirty points ahead by now, because they should be at this stage in the electoral cycle.
It’s mopre a sign of how awful Millbanned is, than any skill on Dave’s part.
exconservative Your figures are wrong, I assure you it is a 100% certainty that Miliband will be an utterly shite PM.
There is not even a 0.000000001% chance of him being anything other than the second worst PM in history.
Cameron is also shite, but slightly less so, and he has been dealt a terrible hand (which he is playing badly)
W.W.
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unclear about what politicians actually do.
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are they merely power grab.n.go merchants? apart from maintaining our global status, what else is their duty……empowering the nation?
Don’t blame me because I was doing a poo at the time
Nurse….NURSE.
Gordon’s got hold of the lap-top again. I thought you said you’d locked it away.
I’m not going to change your sheets again, Mr. Hastings.
A Double Diamond works wonders, works wonders, works wonders, a Double Diamond works wonders…
So elect one today!
bob diamond and jerry del missier do you mean ??
I’ve just taken that bank’s legs off over something they did that was quite inexcusable. Naturally, I used those gentlemen’s names as prejudice points in my complaint. Delicious.
They capitulated immediately.
That’s one each then.
BB are not very co-operative
…and the Co-operative are not even a proper bank.
No but they ARE a political party. Although I think that the Term Labour Co-Operative might be an oxymoron.
Both terms contain difficulties in linguistic analysis.
As a party name, Labour is an oxymoron all by itself.
Personally I prefer Watneys Red Barrel.
I was trying to put a hop into the David Davis campaign…
I am petitioning Thesaurus to add Gordon Brown as a synonym for courage
Gordy it takes courage to take all the abuse you get OR you are very thick-skinned
…while the rest of us are petitioning the Profanisaurus to add Gordon Brown as a synonym for something much ruder…
Are you Judge Peter Bowers by any chance? It takes courage to burgle a home and fuck an entire country
Shouldn’t that be antonym?
“How’s that hopey changey stuff coming along…?”
Arab winter.
Good job Obama made sure congress authorised his not a war kinetic military action otherwise he totally owns what happens.
Oops.
What “hopey changey stuff” old cock, Dave Boy does a lot of changey thingy things, he seems to do that every week, cast iron guaranteed.
David Davis is totally unsuitable as a PM, he is far too much of a maverick and his views on human rights are extreme. His pointless resignation creating a bi-election in which he stood for re-election?! was just a waste of public money. D.C. may be far from perfect but D.D. is not a team player and every time he opens his mouth it confirms to me that we had a lucky escape.
You have hit the nail on the head, the big problem in british politics.
We are stuck with him, even though he is shite, he is still better than the next best option, whoever that is.
Like the Yanks, Romney or Obama, to non entities who will solve nothing.
Fortuantly I say fuck em, fuck em all.
I am now going to do whatever is best for me and my family, and ignore what these clowns say, as best I can
W.W.
You are stuck with him but he won’t be PM after 2015.
The reason? Well when the electioneering starts people might think Miliband’s a liar, but they KNOW Cameron is.
Oh and you won’t have the Liberals to prop you up either.
Miliband cannot lie because he has no beliefs or knowledge.
I thought he was just plain stupid.
Are you really expecting all of the people, especially public sector workers, who have lost their jobs due to the cuts, are going to vote Tory, whether they did or not in 2010. Turkeys and Christmas perhaps?
They will if they get jobs in the economically sustainable sector.
Moussa, what cuts?
Would these be the sort of cuts where 70 lollipop ladies get sacked to save £270k pa, but then the council CEO and middle managers get huge pay rises?
NHS “cuts” where expenditure is being increases, but the money is being pissed away in PFI “maintenance” contracts inherited from Labour?
The Tories might be in “power”, but it is the comrades in the public sector who are implementing the “cuts” and using it as an excuse to crap on the decent people in public service, and blaming the government for their own excesses.
http://anti-citizen-one.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/those-cuts-in-full.html
Be another hung Parliament your choice will be Millbean and Vince (assuming the old c_nt is still with us) or Dave and Gleggie. On the current form Millibean might just do it and get the keys to what is left in the tuck shop, too early to tell. Dave is just not cutting mustard, he just offends more and more people where as Millbean just offends the people he always has.
Poor choice all round to be honest best thing now is just ignore them and go off radar with your earnings make sure you can defend your own space ( I live rural and the cops have just retreated into the bunker, if you want justice we just do oursleves now, propper man beatings for low lives that fancy a bit of rural nicking, we have a couple of lads back from private security work in Iraq no shortage of the proper gear and tactics)
Anyone who has followed politics closely over the past few decades will tell you that history is not on Miliband’s side. He has no hope of winning in 2015.
Then next time there are “travellers” in your patch, am I to assume that you and your neighbours will be adopting the “Hatfield Solution”?
I understand that farmers in the Hatfield area, when encountered with our travelling bretheren, burned them out at gunpoint, and the bastards didn’t come back.
People don’t think Milband is a liar, they don’t think of him at all.
The next election will almost cetainly be hung, so it will depend who shows the most cleavage to whoever replaces Cleggie.
Cameron may well be shite, but Milband will have to move up a couple of levels to achieve shiteness.
W.W.
When Gordon (I saved the world) Brown was “in power” the adage “in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king” was truly significant.
At the next election with Milliband it could be in the land of the blind the sighted village idiot is king.
It is difficult for me to take on board that any country can be governed by the likes of Milliband (both), Balls, Harperson, Bryne, the Eagle sisters. Its a comedy made in hell.
when you use the spelling BI election is that a typo or a freudian slip
or was thhere really a trangue candidate standing against the broken nosed estate boy ??
Diversity and inclusivity is what it’s all about, even in a Generes election!
Come on Margo, you’re a Conservative, not really one of those left wing central office people. You really don’t believe this stuff you’re writing. Or may be you do, which is why things have to change.
And well known within Westminster to be pretty lazy.
It is going to be an awkward conference.
Loving the “thumbsucker” look
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
a quick roundup of Google “is’ searchs
Gordon Brown is a moron
Tony Blair is a war criminal
Chuka Umunna is he gay
Owen Jones is an idiot
laurie penny is an idiot
sarah brown is leaving general hospital
george osborne is useless
david cameron is an idiot
Don’t be cruel to Chucka yur munny: from the absence of his hair, I suspect he is having to have some sort of chemotherapy.
Calling Owen “Chaz” Jones an idiot is a cruel slur on honest to goodness idiots like David Cameron.
Laurie Penny should be buried alive in a pit of quicklime.
Otherwise a sound and well thought out contribution.
Se you in Birmingham – “One Day” perhaps Channel 4.
Guido works for Dirty Des so it will have to be channel 5, maybe Des might give him a topical politics show, I know he wants to do it
Guido with his own television show?
One of the good guys. But aren’t you glad it’s not you?. Oh wait, it sadly was too.
Ah but will Guidos party barge make a return ….
It seems discriminatory to limit the largest available size to XL; how can Eric Pickles express his true feelings?
he would need XXXXXXl and that might be too small
Surely T-shirts with a picture of Blair with a noose round his neck with a ‘can’t wait for him to go’ logo would be more appropriate. Or one with Bob Crowe tied to some railway lines.
or Jack Straw being waterboarded.
What about toilet rolls with your “favourite” politician printed on every sheet
The trick is to dissent without being disloyal. Dump Cameron, get Miliband.
Exactly.
Sorry, too late for that pussyfooting.
I know a bloke that got three months for nicking a pack of sausages from Tesco.
He got no second chance… Fuck these Hunts!
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge launch legal action against French magazine Closer over its publication of topless pictures of the duchess, Clarence House says.
Yes, I know, i saw her with her briefs.
Ba-dum tish. You’re here all week, try the lobster.
where can i see her babs
Let’s launch HMS Ambush against the frogs.
http://www.defencemanagement.com/news_story.asp?id=19073
Why didn’t the french magazine Closer publish photos of Diane Abbott sunbathing in the nude?
http://tinyurl.com/9fo2j8c
Because if you got ‘Closer’ to her, the picture would have to be a fold-out A1 poster. Also, I wouldn’t buy the mag.
If you get too close to Fatbutt you run the risk of crossing the event horizon, the point where her excessive bodily mass creates such a powerful gravitational field that even light itself cannot escape.
Is tha why she iz black?
she’s a hippocrocodogopig
You could photograph Abbott from 1000 metres away without needing a telephoto lens. In fact, you might have to stand back further to get her all in.
Who is paying for the BBC’s Mark Thompson’s leaving spectacular?
Not me.
Nor me.
Me neither.
Or me.
I’m organising a whip round if anyone wants to contribute….
Nor us.
http://www.petitiononline.com/petitions/time2go/signatures?page=26
Mr And Mrs Bone have placed their order.
I have to say that £3.00 postage and packing is a tad steep though.
Still it go on expenses anyway,so what the heck !
mmmm hope there is no green belt in Whirlow (Cleggies constituancey) getting planning permission …..&*@!
http://tinyurl.com/8ggd7vu
Try this
Another shocking image here.
Luckily it only features religions that don’t need to fuck off back to the desert and have a good think about it for about the next 1000 years.
I can see why the muzzies would be upset if they saw it. The Truth hurts.
Not that any of the rioting mobs would have seen it. The thick bastards just do as they are told.
Bit like us lot then…
I can see where Jeremy Clarkson went wrong now. When JC suggested that striking public sector workers should be shot in front of their families he got slated for it. He should have changed his name to Muzzie Mo, because when he orders a man to be dismembered alive in front of his wife they call him a Prophet.
It happens here mate ask your Atos disbility adviser.
Don’t quite get this ATOS thing.
A close friend had some health problems and go put on ESA, which paid £28 a week more than the dole. She had an ATOS assessment a couple of years ago and despite being totally incapable of working was declared fit for work. So because she was now “fit for work” she went onto Jobseekers Allowance, but received an extra payment of £28 a week because she was “disabled”.
So after her assessment she received exactly the same money, but increased the unemployment figures by one.
The good news is that she is now almost completely recovered and working part time, hoping to go full time in the next few months. But being made to look for work when she was still quite seriously ill probably knocked her recovery back a good six months.
And as for ATOS, they took over the IT and facilities contract where I work four years ago from EDS (Everything Done Slowly, motto: “We manage your mess for less”). We are now bringing these in-house because they are even worse than EDS.
How about we go and set fire to all Islam countries Embassies in London as protest to the killing of an American ambassador, and take out all the ragheads and vidoe some decapitations (the muslim way).
I’m up for that. We could start with the Saudi’s is suppose as they seem to be the root of the problem. And since they seem to be using all the oil that they produce themselves according to David Blair in the Telegraph then they are obviously not selling it to us, so it will be no loss.
(Tried to post the link to here but it isn’t playing, sorry.)
Blimey if I knew such piss poor acting, make-up and directing would annoy so many people, I wouldn’t have left the student film club. They could at least kill someone over a half-decent film!
Tim Yeo, eat your heart out.
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/sport/football/manchester_united/s/1588843_former-manchester-united-player-gary-neville-gets-planning-permission—again—for-teletubby-home
Blame me. I voted for TB.
Iron lung for you my lad.
With TB we had too much consumption.
Pissing myself laughing at that one.
Hey Guido, that has to be the Quote of the Day.
Tuberculosis only killed 1.5 million.
That’s why they had to change its name from ‘Phtisis’: because if you try and say ‘I’ve got Phtisis.’, you tend to spit on and at your interlocutor (there’s probably a less-sesquipedalian word for it, but I can’t ‘call en ‘ome’ at the moment)- and there we are, infected. Mind you, Consumption has a kind of sneeze in the middle…[‘My, you’m lookin’ a bit wisht, medear: whass matter?’ ‘JUus’ bin Doctor’s, ‘n’ ee tol’ me I’ve got Conshumption.’
I still remember my shock-turning-to-mirth when someone said to me (with impressively solemn face): ‘See that Girl over there? She’s got T.B.’
‘What…?’
‘Yea, she’s got T.B. all right: two beauties.’
Sir Astley Cooper certainly knew what he was doing.
did nulab go further in incompetency than any other government…ever?
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it’s leaders were described as world class by andrew neil on This Week once.
It was not just an accident for sure.
You have to worked damned hard to bring about a crash of those proportions.
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Brown worked hard and long. Blair put up with hard Brown for a long time. a lot of the rest of us were off our heads during this time.
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a lot of hard work went into being off.our.heads.
My Dad always said laughter was the best medicine. Thats why most of my family died of TB.
I wonder if some wheeze could be made on Obamas slogan “forward” …… “for warned ” wealth reversal policy
All seems such a long way off now the checz speech . Were already in for £40bn via the IMF
John who?
If I had a name that was that close to “rent-boy” I’d have a “bug up my bum” all the time, too, in a manner of spe*aking, that is. Not implying that Mr “Slavish Admiration for TB” is being or has ever been buggered by TB.
Another bloody rent-speaker?
From the twitter feed, a link to this piece of onanistic wank. I despair.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/we-british-are-not-suddenly-such-a-lovely-people-on-account-of-all-our-medals-8139828.html
This is so badly written.
Can’t they afford subs on the Independent?
…the Indy can’t even afford Doms these days.
The independent makes the grauniad look almost sane.
rent…tool.
productive and loyal.
Blairities are protected.
i am bald
I am balled
I can understand Kate being upset. All the world now knows her Tits are smaller than Wills’ man boobs.
Is that a nipple or an apostrophe in the wrong place?
Not forgetting the dance on Labours grave party pack ….. wha wha wha whaaaa
1 hour ago: “@Ontablets Email size and address.”
Guido, would you like to reword this!!
The Evening Standard has printed a letter from Bernard Ingham in which he says the Tory party’s current bonkers behaviour reminds him of the hysteria when Thatcher was removed. He says they don’t seem to grasp that they’re in a coalition and are therefore limited in what they can do, and as such, no one knows the real Cameron because he’s leading a coalition. He adds that he’d have more sympathy for the bonkers element of the party if they were determined to make this the last peacetime coalition but their behaviour makes it less likely.
I thought Bernard Ingham was long dead.
Still, writing letters to the Evening Standard must give him an enormous sense of power and purpose.
Is this the same Bernard Ingham who was a Labour councillor before becoming Maggie’s press officer. Perhaps he is reverting to type in his dotage.
Me? I haven’t got a clue what I stand for. Never did. Never will.
We need the one’s with ‘BACK BORIS’ on the front Guido
The apostrophe is not correct.
Had to laugh at Nicky Campbell and Peter Allen on Radio 5 trying to argue with lunatic Muslims that just because someone makes a piss take video of their beloved Prophet that’s not excuse to murder people.
Abdul Bari Atwan didn’t seem to agree though, he was a hoot even hard lefty Peter Allen was near despair with this Muslim mong.
Peter Allen is about as impartial as you can get at the Beeb.
No doubt a card carrying,Islington lefty, but at least he tries to see over the hill.
He regularly made Jacqui Smith look very foolish.
Not hard to do I know. But Victoria Derbshire never managed it
It’s not even about the bloody video. Some muzzie nutters launched a series of co-ordinated attacks on US diplomatic premises and personnel and are using a video that no-one in muzzie land has seen, or ever will see, as cover. Remove the video as an excuse and the authorities in the countries where the attacks happened will be forced to let the Yanks move in to investigate.
I agree wholeheartedly, the fuckers just wanted an excuse .
They need to prove Islam is the religion of peace by murdering innocent people and smashing up their own countries.
The religion of piss more like.
and as a bonus they see a craven coward like Obama attack freedom of expression, the USA’s own 1st amendment to the constitution!
Butt out, Zioloon. You are just as bad.
They should replace “investigate” with “annihilate”. That would solve quite a few of the current problems.
Almost as funny as the Lamont- Montague encounter on R4 this morning. He corrected a number of her left wing misconceptions relating to Black Wednesday – she started interrupting his answers & then accused him of being agry. What a socialist twat she is.
You’re one hundred per cent on the money there.
You’d think that even a mong like Alex Salmond would realise what cash-strapped Brussels and its Fourth Reich has planned for tiny little Scotland’s oil reserves.
Yeah, why bother with a Panzer dash to the Urals.
… more like a pisser dash to the urinals.
Sometimes you know the responses will be so predictable. Adolf caught with his trousers down again.
Of course if Shetland decides to become independent of Scotland, or join it’s old colonial master Norway, or even votes to remain with the United Kingdom (lite?) then Scotland will have no oil reserves.
When you look at Ireland, and look at how Scotland might go, the old Republicans and Nationalists must be turning in their graves at the thought of getting independence from Britain and then handing it over to a load of grasping foreigners.
There is a line in one of the Sharpe films where and Irish priest, when questioned as to why he is spying for the British, says “John Bull might be a bad neighbour, but Napoleon is a bully.”
Alex Salmon face is nothing more than a Tartan Hugo Chavez wannabe.
Looks like Guido sagged the last XXL
Got to L.
Never mind Jimmy, you can always try Jacamo.
I’m puzzled that anyone would think there was a large market for clothing identifying one in public as a tory. What’s the next slogan? “I voted for the government, please punch me?”
I’m a Muslim might be a good un… Oops the hooter gives it away, that and the new Bentley.
? The Muslims must be tories, as success seems to smile on them in Britain.
I do like the new approach though, shoot the fuckers on foreign soil.
Can’t see any problem in saying I can fend for myself and my family without relying on others.
Can see a big problem in having to say I need to be spoon fed for decades after I came out of nappies.
The devils in the detail I guess.
I would not have spoken about Jimmy in quite such terms … but can see your point.
How about “Don’t blame me. I vote for a Tory”.
Ahh yes very good, makes them stop a think for just a split second.
Just not long enough to stop being a tory.
You could always have one that says, “I voted Labour, wibble!”
Jimmy, Marxism won’t work even with you ruling other people lives.
Get some T-shirts with:
———Warning by H.M. Government
This Country can seriously damage your Sanity
…emblazoned across them
And I might subscribe,
Has the Guido Fawkes label got the same caché as Yves St-Laurent?.
I think that’s ‘cachet’ Darlin’
I know what I meant, and it was caché, Darling!.
Sarah Palin on Embassy attacks > http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/sarah-palin-on-embassy-attacks.html
Sarah done good.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19597215
Well, I would never have known that a ban was in force. PC Clegg will now have you tried by a jury of people that are not compus mentis.
Could it be any worse than it is now. When I did jury service one of the women said that the defendent must be guilty as her husband said that the police would bring it to court if he wasn’t guilty! There’s nothing like trying a case on the evidence, and this was nothing like it.
That case, incidentally, had the other 11 jurors wondering why it had ever been brought to trial as there was no evidence that a crime had even been committed. It was a child abuse case where it was pretty obvious to the 11 of us that the “victim” was making it up because he hadn’t been able to get his own way. Most of us felt that the “victim” should have been charged with perjury, but as it was a majority verdict then that could never happen.
Should have said:
“one of the women said that the defendent must be guilty as her husband said that the police WOULDN’T bring it to court if he wasn’t guilty!”
It’ll mean when Brown’s diagnosis is made public he’ll still be able to remain an MP.
Bugger, I didn’t think of that.
Eurozone unemployment hits record 18 million.
Unemployment across the eurozone hit a record 18 million in July, the EU statistics agency Eurostat said. Some 88,000 people joined the ranks of the unemployed throughout July, well over 100 people per hour.
The 18,002,000 jobless total was the highest since records began in 1995, and has left the European Commission fretting over potential unrest on the streets of Europe’s capitals.
EU breaking records again.
But, have their figures been audited?
Good point.
Well they wanted a united Europe, and thats what they will get.
United in poverty.
W.W.
Fuck ‘em, as long as it’s united.
Bring on the Untied Nations.
Prince William and Katie have begun a legal action over the topless photographs.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have begun legal action in France against the editor and publisher of ‘Closer’ magazine that printed photos of the Duchess topless while on holiday in a private home.
Very unwise. The story will now run and run, with many re-publishments of the photos. Anglesey will be crawling with pap-arattzi. Much better just to have ignored the prurient Frogs. What is the problem with topless pictures of a beautiful young woman anyway?
… “woman”, yes; “young”, I suppose so; ‘beautiful’…really?
Bitchy Jethro.
I agree . Best to have ignored and then the story would have died.
Do not forget that the French have (rightly or wrongly, it matters not for this argument) the world’s strictest privacy laws.
The business decision taken will have taken into account the likelihood of being fined for an unquestionably illegal breach of privacy there against the potential profits to be made from the revenue generated, which are likely to be much higher.
An odd example of French capitalism at work, perhaps.
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topless and global brand…..something have to give. royalty enjoys extreme privileges…..and with that come extreme responsibility. it appears.
If you’re selling those puppies, I’ll have the one with the pink nose.
Will this comment appear above or below the Wonderbra ad. Here goes ….
Above.
Christ, I wasn’t even a dirty thought when this was made.
Wasn’t this done when they were actually burning bras?
I forgive your Blasphemy, Friend.
Can you imagine a crowd of Masculinists deciding to burn their vests… their Y-fronts… their Litesomes?
From what I could make out most of it concerned mannequins (freaky).
I’d prefer the dummy, to be honest
If the truth were known, probably half of the voters in Aberdeen would have done, too, if the authorities hadn’t stepped in and put an end to this piss-take:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/woman-arrested-after-entering-mannequin-into-council-elections-7665476.html
And to think I’d totally forgotten about that cheeky little thing, you’ve made an old man very happy.
Her voice gets better every time I see it.
hehehehehehehe… she has a goldfish on her bum.
“I’m fed up with courgettes, that make me throw up under the covers…”(?) – Rather depends what you are doing with them, I would imagine (and I would!)
Poor cameron first assailed by boris now david davis. Where will it all end?!
‘All political lives, unless they are cut off in midstream at a happy juncture, end in failure.’
– E. Powell
But it come sooner to some than to others. Dave’s high point was being elected party leader. He did that well. But it’s been downhill all the way since then.
Come to one of us Dave, for a guaranteed happy ending
Which of the last two would you choose as leader though?
In tears.
FFS!
Did you have to do that?
I’m in an evil mood tonight, people will suffer.
OK. Understand. But surely there must be a limit…
I know the feeling.
…an exuberant chronicle of ecstatic inebriation, delusional utopianism, wretched excess and chastened nostalgia for lost highs.
Well that will do for a start…
Sounds like your epitaph, and a lot of others, (the text).
More like delusional chronicles, wretched inebriation, chastened excess, inelastic nostalgia, lost utopianism without exuberant highs!
Bit of a bummer?.
Don’t worry. I am very happy really. I just don’t want everyone else to know…
Never say you are happy, if the word gets around you will soon get a knock at the door from the unhappy.
I rely on Heisenbergian uncertainty. They can know how happy I am if they do not know exactly where I am…
errrrrrr…”Dont Blame Me”
errrrrrr…..But the Tory Grass roots did select Call Me Dave
Lucky them! Labour’s grass roots didn’t select Miliband.
errrrrr….Dont Blame Me
errrrr……didnt Tory Grass roots select call me Dave
Havin a pop at the rank and file
Keep up the bad work Guido…divided partys never win
Oh do fuck off Tat.
Prince William and his wife Kate have launched a legal action for breach of privacy against the publishers of France’s Closer magazine after it printed topless pictures of her on holiday
errrrrrr and who will be PAYING for this acion…Oh yes the tax payer.
So while a chap is sacked by his boss, because the boss doesnt like the fact that he wears a hat. The employee can go to hell. No comp, no legal rights, no help… But We have to pay the royals legal fees…Oh dear
Get your tits out for the lads!.
Not me bruv — I won’t look, honest.
I never said that Bruv!
The UK of PC Bollux is in rude good health. £41k p.a. of taxpayers’s money spent on storing 20,000 prisoners’ mobile phones. Our fxxking idiot politicians are wasting time discussing what to do. Just hit each phone with a sledgehammer in front of the offender until it is suitably wrecked. Commonsense. Simples.
Send the phones to Gordon Brown, he’ll know what to do with them.
Kate Middleton must be the only bint to go to university and not have any topless pictures on the internet.
Get over it. Tits are everywhere.
Quite so. About 50 million in the U.K. alone.
Correction: 50,000,650 to be precise.
…and a half, don’t forget the speaker.
Can’t see the point of all these tits myself
I’m a bit short of cash this month — do any of you Frog mags. want some novelty pics. of me eating cherrys?
Lovin The Suns reaction
Two weeks ago — Harry nude..this was Ok, freedom of the press etc etc blar blar public interest blar blar blar
..and then today
Flip floping like Dave
Not a bad day for Dave
…Only two u-turns
Royal wedding…no bounce
Jubilee..no bounce
Olympics…no bounce
Reshuffle…no bounce
The economy…errr actually gone into reverse since May 20120…while the debt get bigger.
whoops…2010…Dont want the grammer/spelling nazis on my tail
Capital letter at the start of a sentence.
Space after ‘…’ please.
It’s Don’t and not Dont.
It’s NAZI and not nazi.
Full stop missing also.
Also please consider using “debts get” or”debt gets”, and spelling “grammar” correctly.
Ahh yes I did missed that, thanks for correcting my correction.
Small tits … no bounce
FFS read a book you economic illiterate mong.
Meanwhile in the US of A Bernanke’s QE3 to infinity and beyond of $40 Billions worth of money printing per month from now on, is the first fart to hit the blades of the fan.
It starts here.
I’ve farted out £375bn to date — look what a success that’s been!
Release the Kracken!
release the Crackers !
I Phone 5 has done more for USA economy than QE3 .
Time to strike a new deal with the EU ??? mmmm how about just reducing it to a heads of gov department talking shop sticking with national sovereignties and a rubber stamp legislature , should have that £50mn per day down in no time and some growth
They wanna start a new protest movement in America and call it “Occupy Fort Knox”.
Barack — just give me a call whenever you want advice on selling the USA’s gold reserve.
Remember what help cause the Arab Spring?
Bernanke’s QE1 and QE2 which created massive inflation in the middle-east by raising food prices through the roof there. Well, with the ever growing populations in the barren scrub land deserts of the middle east where the importation of food is the norm, things are gonna get a whole lot worse. Unless of course you have oil.
They’ve been planning a ‘holy war’ for a long time on both sides.
Fuck me, if Boris is the answer I’m c unted if I know what the question is !
Are you thick or something?
The question is, what is the answer?
The answer is Boris.
The question is “What do you get when you replace one upper class toff with another upper class toff that no-one north of Watford will vote for?”
The answer is “Hammered”.
Boris Johnson is Britain’s most respected politician. Grauniad
http://bit.ly/Ub6Lt9
STICK SOME MONEY ON IT.
Here’s the other half of that 12 inch bonus:
Not all Dutch people are thieves, pimps, prostitutes, dopeheads or thieves:
Are we allowed to link vids on here? I’ll try this one…
Fresh news just in
http://www.nme.com/news/elvis/66025
And the royal protection squad and William did not think to advise kate that this is a bloody stupid location to take her kit off?
On this one I would say the damage is self inflicted and they have little to complain about.
http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes//royalty/201209109250/prince-william-kate-holiday-france/0-46-72/france-2-z.jpg
One either keeps them covered, or one does not.
At least a camera lens is not as lethal as a sniper rifle. Can’t believe the total un-professionalism of the protection squad.
That pool is sited on top of Château d’Autet and is visible for miles around. This was an accident waiting to happen. Should never have happened and all the litigation in the world will not take that away.
Victims of their own stupidity rather than the “paps”.
Perhaps a decision was taken to allow such a thing to happen to make it abundantly clear that the press really are jackals, and that it isn’t only a somewhat-irresponsible-about-his-personal-security-and-privacy Prince who can be photographed in a state of deshabille and have pictures show up in some salacious rag somewhere. You might think, “Oh well, boys will be boys!” when Wills’s brother, who has been known to go on a pisser and do foolish things, has his buttocks shown for the world to see; it’s quite another when Mrs Wills, who has no such reputation, is photographed with the baby-feeders out in a much-less- sexually-charged environment. One could imagine the Palace thinking, “OK, they’re going to keep it up till they get a shot of Catherine in a state of undress– better you should tempt fate and let it happen sooner than later, Kate, so that we can roundly condemn such an act, and maybe they’ll let up thereafter, having got what they wanted. And your figure isn’t THAT embarrassing, Kate…”
Anyone want to see my baps ?
Yeah , right ……..
*Bides her time…..*
It jus makes me angry that u ain’t got no original thought in ur bonce .
Shit happens , I spose
E x .
Unfortunately for you …..blah…..blah…..etc…..etc……
You won’t get this, which makes it all the more beautiful. You are a bell-end, after all:
Ain’t you pig-sick of this pantomime yet?
Chewing over which slimy prick you get
Sweeping up all of that LibLabCon dirt
With just one pathetic protest tee-shirt
Ed Miliband will enrage the left with this quote : http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/quote-of-day_15.html
Wasn’t he in the Kinks?
Voting for double Ds eh? sounds like a good idea to me!