September 14th, 2012

Poll Verdict: No to Publishing Kate Topless Pics

4,310 co-conspirators voted in Guido’s poll.

The verdict was no to publishing Kate pics by a margin of 58% (2,482) / 42% (1,828).

Google is your friend…


96 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Saw a quote saying MSM have agreed not to publish (UK) …

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  2. 2
    watson says:

    so 48% are MORONS

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  3. 3
    Woman you turn me on with your big babylon says:

    What a disgrace. I demand Royal boobage.

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  4. 5
    Blind leading blind says:

    Yes to bottomless Princes
    No to topless Duchesses

    So we know the readers preferences

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    • 12
      Malaysian Government spokesMAN says:

      One of the tests we will be using on our young people where we have suspicions, tight trousers, large man bags etc.

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    • 14
      Lord Mandleson of Boy says:

      I’d hardly say the Prince was ‘bottomless’ darling – I most definitely saw a bottom, and it was even more delectable than any of my toy boys!

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  5. 7
    loyalist says:

    Sewer politics.
    With Guido’s successes at exposing the whole political establishment that appears to resemble a cesspit, it would be uncalled for / excess to requirements toilet humour to post pictures attacking the ‘throne’.

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  6. 8
    Mike Hunt says:

    we may be unruly but most of us know where the line is.

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  7. 9
    Chukwit says:

    The Unions are the real beauties of this Country

    Bob Crow has got a lovely pair of mammaries

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  8. 10
    Loungelizard says:

    42% would prefer OOgle to be their friend.

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  9. 13
    smoggie says:

    The vote is almost evenly split….. could we not just see her left tit ?

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  10. 15
    wibbler says:

    shame you even had to ask

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  11. 18
    • 37
      will the bard says:

      “I hold the world but as the world, 8illy; A stage where every man must play a part, And yours is a sad one”

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    • 63
      Rat's arse says:

      Good grief B8lly, what’s all the fuss about? I’ve seen better on a Barbie doll. No wonder the poor lass is embarrassed!

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  12. 18
    ENGLAND says:

    The french (sic) love intruding on the privacy of our Royals.

    It led to the death of Diana.

    Let’s be blunt. We all hate the frogs; here’s a great reason to hate them some more.

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  13. 20
    The 58% says:

    Good, a bit of decorum at last!

    If you really need to see them I’m sure you’ll find them on the interweb thingy.

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  14. 21
    François Hollande says:

    Did a Google, they really are not that great.

    Maybe Wills could pump them up bit.

    Now Pippas I would pay to see.

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  15. 23
    Manuel Barroso. says:

    You know this democracy thing could catch on. We had better nip it in the bud.

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    • 50
      Oswald Mosley says:

      Hello? What have I been saying all this time?
      But we’ll do it our own way, thank you anyhow, Mr EU.

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  16. 25
    wtf says:

    flat as a poached egg anyroad. Gimme mamms, gurt normus udders.

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  17. 26
    Ripper says:

    Over exposed and under developed.

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  18. 28
    Golly says:

    Just how many holidays have these two people been on this year ?

    We are all in this together .

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  19. 29
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Hey this voting was not fair. I live in a constituency where my vote is considered by Labour and the Lib-Dems to be worth a lot more than the average person’s vote. I demand an extra 24% of a vote.

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  20. 30
  21. 32
    Anonymous says:

    What about the ‘couldn’t care less’ option?

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  22. 36
    Lord Stansted says:

    Do they have nothing to do but sit in the sun?

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  23. 42
    George Galloway says:

    I demand a recount !

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  24. 46
    Page three fan says:

    They are on Google and all over the Net anyway.

    And they look much better than Harry’s did. Fwoah.

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  25. 47

    Publish and be mammed.

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  26. 48
    Aunty Matter says:

    Come on it’s only tits, Guido grow some balls and post the images.

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  27. 49
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    It had to be a Berlusconi publication didn’t it.
    And Brussels want us to help bail out Italy……….

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  28. 51
    moby dick says:

    the sun will keep there integrity by calling them breasts

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  29. 52
    Alexsandr says:

    Shock Horror, Kate has tits.

    Well we sort of knew that anyway and there are plenty on the internet.

    non-story of the year IMHO

    (Unless we can find some way to embarrass the french)

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  30. 56
    WVM says:

    Number 1 story on ITV news.

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  31. 60
    Anonymous says:

    See the Real Kate Middleton Topless picture here @ http://uploadsociety.com/Stoneface-amp-Terminal-Venus-_v8316

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  32. 61
    moby dick says:

    everything is being exposed except levison

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  33. 65
    the savant says:

    Actually from her sartorial curvature I never thought she could vaunt decent puppies .

    But now I’ve seen the photos …..

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  34. 69
    Tom says:

    Why not? The silly mare shouldve kept em tucked up.
    Bare titted idiot.

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  35. 76
    Tone's buddy says:

    Closer magazine in France is owned by Mondadori, a publishing company owned by the former Italian president Silvio Berlusconi

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  36. 78
    Jimmy says:

    But you’ll find an excuse to publish them anyway.

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  37. 81
    Willer says:

    Was she playing billiards?

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  38. 83
    G Brown lover of Prudence says:

    Majority of Guido’s window lickers are PRUDES. If I were an editor I would have published. I lolove perfectly formed goolies.

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  39. 84
    HellforLeather says:

    Eurozone faces meltdown and/or Soviet-style imposed federation without democratic approval, UK invites triple-dip & praps decade-long recession, yet you/media obsessed with a pair of tits (I mean him and her). Millions out there need real jobs, and thousands of your lot (who can’t tell the difference between “shined” and “shone”) waste your time on this crap?

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  40. 90
    Disgusted of ten bridge rolls says:

    Closer ‘magazine’ is a load of shite anyway…why would anyone with a functioning braincell buy it ???

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  41. 91
    Anonymous says:

    What a pathetic performance. If the palace idiots had ignored it there would have been no drama at all. The poor cow will never make page 3 and that’s a fact. With tits like a couple of bee stings she should have kept them well and truly covered. These royals must be as thick as two short planks. First her brother-in-law, pissed out of what passes for his brains, invites a couple of dozen total strangers to join him in his suite in Las Vegas, takes his clothes off for a bet and later the palace, without a hint of irony, starts screaming about invasion of privacy. Now they are going to court in France (of all places) and will probably make themselves look even bigger fools than they are already.
    They should at least try to remember what happened to the French royal family…

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  42. 93
    Anonymous says:

    I like it when the Royals act like this @ http://uploadsociety.com/user/Solartrancer

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  43. 94
    ed martin says:

    so how many visited your site and didn’t bother to vote on this highly important issue?

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  44. 95
    welloilbeefhooked says:

    as the song goes \ thanks for the mammaries/

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