September 14th, 2012

Poll Verdict: No to Publishing Kate Topless Pics


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Saw a quote saying MSM have agreed not to publish (UK) …

  2. 2
    watson says:

    so 48% are MORONS

  3. 3
    Woman you turn me on with your big babylon says:

    What a disgrace. I demand Royal boobage.

  4. 4
    Woman you turn me on with your big babylon says:


  5. 5
    Blind leading blind says:

    Yes to bottomless Princes
    No to topless Duchesses

    So we know the readers preferences

  6. 6
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Which means they’ll be in the Sun on Monday.

  7. 7
    loyalist says:

    Sewer politics.
    With Guido’s successes at exposing the whole political establishment that appears to resemble a cesspit, it would be uncalled for / excess to requirements toilet humour to post pictures attacking the ‘throne’.

  8. 8
    Mike Hunt says:

    we may be unruly but most of us know where the line is.

  9. 9
    Chukwit says:

    The Unions are the real beauties of this Country

    Bob Crow has got a lovely pair of mammaries

  10. 10
    Loungelizard says:

    42% would prefer OOgle to be their friend.

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love a good paddle in the cesspit

  12. 12
    Malaysian Government spokesMAN says:

    One of the tests we will be using on our young people where we have suspicions, tight trousers, large man bags etc.

  13. 13
    smoggie says:

    The vote is almost evenly split….. could we not just see her left tit ?

  14. 14
    Lord Mandleson of Boy says:

    I’d hardly say the Prince was ‘bottomless’ darling – I most definitely saw a bottom, and it was even more delectable than any of my toy boys!

  15. 15
    wibbler says:

    shame you even had to ask

  16. 16
    Bob Crow says:

    I may be forced to use a small part of my 1.5M pension pot to legally challenge this.

  17. 17 says:


  18. 18
  19. 19
    ENGLAND says:

    The french (sic) love intruding on the privacy of our Royals.

    It led to the death of Diana.

    Let’s be blunt. We all hate the frogs; here’s a great reason to hate them some more.

  20. 20
    The 58% says:

    Good, a bit of decorum at last!

    If you really need to see them I’m sure you’ll find them on the interweb thingy.

  21. 21
    François Hollande says:

    Did a Google, they really are not that great.

    Maybe Wills could pump them up bit.

    Now Pippas I would pay to see.

  22. 22
    You only have to ask says:

    Do you want the Diana “Spit Roast” pictures?

  23. 23
    Manuel Barroso. says:

    You know this democracy thing could catch on. We had better nip it in the bud.

  24. 24
    Dominic Mohan says:

    I have a picture of Prince William’s cock if you’re interested ℬilly?

  25. 25
    wtf says:

    flat as a poached egg anyroad. Gimme mamms, gurt normus udders.

  26. 26
    Ripper says:

    Over exposed and under developed.

  27. 27
  28. 28
    Golly says:

    Just how many holidays have these two people been on this year ?

    We are all in this together .

  29. 29 says:

    Hey this voting was not fair. I live in a constituency where my vote is considered by Labour and the Lib-Dems to be worth a lot more than the average person’s vote. I demand an extra 24% of a vote.

  30. 30
  31. 31
  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    What about the ‘couldn’t care less’ option?

  33. 33
    wtf says:

    Well, dear, you’ve spent enough time up sh*t creek without one.

  34. 34 says:

    I have a picture of man with a big cock.

  35. 35

    It’s no big deal.

    However, I would rather see her worst bits than your best ones.

  36. 36
    Lord Stansted says:

    Do they have nothing to do but sit in the sun?

  37. 37
    will the bard says:

    “I hold the world but as the world, 8illy; A stage where every man must play a part, And yours is a sad one”

  38. 38
    Loungelizard says:

    Few people ever bother with the apathy option, somehow it just seems like too much trouble.

  39. 39
    Frank Carson's ghost says:

    I have a couple of French rifles from World War II I’m selling. They’re in great condition: never been fired, dropped once.

  40. 40
    Tony Blair says:

    Oi!…piss off and find your own cesspit.

  41. 41
    Pippa Middleton says:

    Shake shake shake
    Shake shake shake
    Shake my booty
    Shake my booty

  42. 42
    George Galloway says:

    I demand a recount !

  43. 43
    David Bailey says:

    42% is about all you can see!

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    And Moobs to you.

  45. 45
    WVM says:

    It’s all a storm in a AAA cup.

  46. 46
    Page three fan says:

    They are on Google and all over the Net anyway.

    And they look much better than Harry’s did. Fwoah.

  47. 47

    Publish and be mammed.

  48. 48
    Aunty Matter says:

    Come on it’s only tits, Guido grow some balls and post the images.

  49. 49
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    It had to be a Berlusconi publication didn’t it.
    And Brussels want us to help bail out Italy……….

  50. 50
    Oswald Mosley says:

    Hello? What have I been saying all this time?
    But we’ll do it our own way, thank you anyhow, Mr EU.

  51. 51
    moby dick says:

    the sun will keep there integrity by calling them breasts

  52. 52
    Alexsandr says:

    Shock Horror, Kate has tits.

    Well we sort of knew that anyway and there are plenty on the internet.

    non-story of the year IMHO

    (Unless we can find some way to embarrass the french)

  53. 53
    George Osborne says:

    Yes, right under my hooter, along the back of a black hooker.

  54. 54
    Jan Crawford Greenburg says:

    But we have agreed to gang up on Mitt Romney at his presser to see if he would walk back his statement about the Cairo Embassy apology for being broken into:

  55. 55
    Deep Froat says:

    Absolutely. We support them so out with the Jubs!

  56. 56
    WVM says:

    Number 1 story on ITV news.

  57. 57
    bergen says:

    As Wellington said “we are,always have been ,and I trust always will be ,detested by the French.”

  58. 58
    Windsor Watch says:

    Those two Spencer boys have undone all the good work done by the Queen over decades in just a few weeks. FFS why did Kate go poncing around in the great outdoors in the bollocky buff? William should have told her to keep her kit on. And as far as the protection squad goes that long lens could just as easily been a sniper scope.

    Diana and her family have been a complete disater for the British Monarchy.

  59. 59
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Should have kept on her Hardy Amies, Windsor plc, model burka?

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    See the Real Kate Middleton Topless picture here @

  61. 61
    moby dick says:

    everything is being exposed except levison

  62. 62
    Fabulous Fabio says:

    PLEASE rescue me from this Sao Paulo favela Prince of Darkness .

    I’ll do ANYTHING !!!

  63. 63
    Rat's arse says:

    Good grief B8lly, what’s all the fuss about? I’ve seen better on a Barbie doll. No wonder the poor lass is embarrassed!

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    I have seen bigger fried eggs…. oo

  65. 65
    the savant says:

    Actually from her sartorial curvature I never thought she could vaunt decent puppies .

    But now I’ve seen the photos …..

  66. 66
    the savant says:

    you can see him live on TE-Levison

  67. 67
    Rat's arse says:

    Nice one Frank, and oh so true! :)

  68. 68
    Mr. Putin's Stolen Cat says:

    +1 – should never have got them out in the first place.

  69. 69
    Tom says:

    Why not? The silly mare shouldve kept em tucked up.
    Bare titted idiot.

  70. 70
    Ploddy says:

    Nothing to see. Move along please.

  71. 71
    Gawdun thee Moron says:

    It would be 132% except for me keeping it off the books.

  72. 72
    One makes sure googul filter iz awf says:

    Try again.
    Your link is surely to a figure in Madame tussauds.

  73. 73
    pappa ratzi says:


  74. 74
    Nice one says:

    Politicians in 5 words Ripper.

  75. 75
    I feel a tit says:


  76. 76
    Tone's buddy says:

    Closer magazine in France is owned by Mondadori, a publishing company owned by the former Italian president Silvio Berlusconi

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    And if the Sun prints them the Left won’t be able to complain. After all, having published Harry’s willy the other week, the Sun would just be trying to redress the balance and meet the 40% minimum female quota….

  78. 78
    Jimmy says:

    But you’ll find an excuse to publish them anyway.

  79. 79
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    What a super cock.

  80. 80
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Dyslexia rules.

  81. 81
    Willer says:

    Was she playing billiards?

  82. 82
    Linda Lovelace says:

    Bloody Hell!!

  83. 83
    G Brown lover of Prudence says:

    Majority of Guido’s window lickers are PRUDES. If I were an editor I would have published. I lolove perfectly formed goolies.

  84. 84
    HellforLeather says:

    Eurozone faces meltdown and/or Soviet-style imposed federation without democratic approval, UK invites triple-dip & praps decade-long recession, yet you/media obsessed with a pair of tits (I mean him and her). Millions out there need real jobs, and thousands of your lot (who can’t tell the difference between “shined” and “shone”) waste your time on this crap?

  85. 85
    Expat Geordie says:

    I remember Anne Diamonds comments about something similar to this a few years ago. When she first started out in television she was told by her boss to never, ever, ever go topless or nude ANYWHERE outdoors or visible to the public, no matter how “private” the place is as someone will always get the photo. At the time she was quite tidy, so the photo’s would have been worth a bit (unfortunately she is a bit of a munter now, so topless photo’s now would only end up on a “specialist” website).

    Anyway, Kate now knows that NOWHERE is private and she’ll not do that again, hopefully.

  86. 86
    WVM says:

    Well said, I have to say I feel a complete tit now.

  87. 87
    SaltPetre says:

    Only one is a Spencer boy…the other is a Hewitt boy.

  88. 88
  89. 89
    neilmac says:

    He is a tit, after all.

  90. 90
    Disgusted of ten bridge rolls says:

    Closer ‘magazine’ is a load of shite anyway…why would anyone with a functioning braincell buy it ???

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    What a pathetic performance. If the palace idiots had ignored it there would have been no drama at all. The poor cow will never make page 3 and that’s a fact. With tits like a couple of bee stings she should have kept them well and truly covered. These royals must be as thick as two short planks. First her brother-in-law, pissed out of what passes for his brains, invites a couple of dozen total strangers to join him in his suite in Las Vegas, takes his clothes off for a bet and later the palace, without a hint of irony, starts screaming about invasion of privacy. Now they are going to court in France (of all places) and will probably make themselves look even bigger fools than they are already.
    They should at least try to remember what happened to the French royal family…

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    And you’ll find an excuse to look at them while tut-tutting at it all.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    I like it when the Royals act like this @

  94. 94
    ed martin says:

    so how many visited your site and didn’t bother to vote on this highly important issue?

  95. 95
    welloilbeefhooked says:

    as the song goes \ thanks for the mammaries/

  96. 96
    Cess Pitt says:

    Get off me back you jerk !

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