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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
One is not amused, two is ok.
Worst. Tits. Ever.
Oh, I don’t know – I’ve stared down a zoom lens at a worse.
Bill Oddie, for example…
*shudders*
I still want to see her baps.
Just look at a picture of two fried eggs.
W.W.
Grow up!
How do you think I went blind in one eye?
They really do think themselves so important they aren’t to most Brits and certainly not in France or elsewhere
agreed….mosquito bite….just little tits anyway…iig deal!
Agree! Kate’s boobs are the worst. She should hide those “royally” pathetic boobs.
small tits tight fanny, lovely, now where is that bastard prophet Mohammed, he did not cum here cos he’s a WANKER
fuck you Hunt
agree100% but bet she has a tight snapper
dumb shit = inadequacy compensation.
You are well behind the Time-line here Guido Fawkes you lily livered jelly http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/14/kate-middleton-the-duchess-of-cambridge-in-all-her-glory/
Looks like http://www.brokermandaniel.com site is under attack from the security services. For the Kate Middleton naked Photographs just click Kate Middleton naked photographs. Then click through if that fails go to the Home page it’s the second story down! Viva! The Revolution!
http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/17/httpbrokermandaniel-com20120914kate-middleton-the-duchess-of-cambridge-in-all-her-glorykate-middleton-tits-out1/
http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/15/kate-middleton-the-duchess-of-cambridge-in-all-her-glory/
See 8illy has nothing to say on this
Tits are not his specialist area
No, leave it for The Star on Sunday.
…………..how bloody working class , I wonder if she picks her nose and other such human profanities
You are well behind the Time-line here http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/14/kate-middleton-the-duchess-of-cambridge-in-all-her-glory/
Two nice small firm tits, I wonder what her pussy is like, tight and shaved I guess, not like a Muslim woman, they have gaping holes due to no contraception and constant childbirth. Who fancies the next french woman they meet
Silly woman. Now she is the future Queen she cant expect to wander about like Tracey from Clacton.
What the hell did she think she was doing? If a photographer can see her from the road, so can anyone else, including staff, security, etc.
She’s obviously not Royal material.
Check these royal blue-tits out. http://brokermandaniel.com/2012/09/18/kate-middleton-naked-photographs-future-queen-of-england/
Go on – I dare you
Tits up?
No that it the residents of Westminster and the BBC and the Labour Party and the Unions and the LSE and the EU etc etc
Pah! Come back to me when you’ve got HD pics of Pippa’s lovely form.
Also if you could digitally de-blur them? Just so I know how outraged I should be.
No. Leave her be.
Who cares about her tits? Just about as boring as anybody else’s.
The only tits I find boring are all in the HoC.
I don’t want anyone’s reasonable right to privacy (in the middle of a 650 acre private estate, ffs!) to be violated and profited from by some froggy fuc.ker.
Quite right too. Leave that to the British tabloid scum.
Indeed, should we not be storming the French Embassy and killing everyone inside?
W.W.
I’ll get my longbow … got to be culturally correct
I have a flaming torch and can shout “Rhubarb” too!
No, you should not publish but you should be free to do so.
Why can’t they just keep their clothes on?
Correct answer.
Baldric’s cunning plan.
Wear see through clothing.
It would be a serious mistake for what is up till now a highly regarded blog. Don’t make this error, even if others do.
If you want to sacrifice “Media Guido”, on the other hand…??
Frankly, I couldn’t give a fiddler’s fuck. When you’ve seen one tit…
Tittle Tattle, Gossip and Rumours…
Or just another Sleb Rag
Your choice
Titled Tit Tattle actually
Total Titled Totty Tit Tattle
Titled tits abound
I think the publication of these pictures should start a 5 million man march of the vermin. I think a hijab would go well with the pics. too.
With bottom half exposed would she have a hairy pussy like muslim women
Crikey you poms ate getting uptight. Get her baps onto page three. Not as good as Pippa’s arse but it’ll do for now.
Not interested but isn’t she extremely flat-chested?
As you say, nothing to see here…
I think it is unfair to say she is ‘flat-chested’…
I’d take her ‘bee-stings’ over Kate Moss’s wasp stings any day…
agree. Her boobs are very average. But Willism admitted it was her legs that first attracted him to her. She does have amazing legs!
Guido your headline should read “Royal paps expose Royal paps!!”
Guido, you’ve been exposing tits for years. why ask our permission now?
Just do it you big cock teases
No, that photograph of Blair’s breasts a few years ago just about finished me off.
‘Woman has tits’, hardly news, is it?
At last.
“Edwina on John Major:
‘John Major was a sexy beast. I think his history shows that. He was 19 when he was living with a woman who was 33. Believe me, I did not have to teach that man anything. He was experienced and fun.’”
Cor! Let’s have a photo of John Major topless.
Bigger tit certainly
What a total cretin that woman is. She takes it as a given she would naturally be the one to do the teaching, being expert in everything.
Eggwina. Ugh. Wouldn`t have gone there,boyos.
Are people making mountains out of mole hills?
Frankly I’d be outraged!
Whilst having a wank
Keep it in your trousers Guido, this isn’t fucking Heat mag and you are still taken seriously by some of us believe it or not.
‘and you are still taken seriously by some of us believe it or not.’ Just not very much
You should see the size of my lens!
Yes I did it’s wide angle and they are very small unlike mine which is a telephoto zoom and slides in and out with ease
They’ll be on the internet soon anyway.
Grow up.
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Nothing to see here
What tits? As far as I can see they are singularly unimpressive, to the extent that one could say that ALL picures of Kate show her to be utterly “topless”! On the Richter scale of tits, she rates 1/10
http://www.closermag.fr/content/71952/seulement-dans-closer-kate-et-william-leurs-vacances-tres-hot-en-provence?show=0
I think you meant to post http://egotastic.com/2012/09/kate-middleton-topless-in-closer-magazine-somebody-snapped-my-future-baby-mama-topless/
Debate over!!
That final photo is straying on to my property.
Of course you should publish them…everyone in the world will be looking at these photos today, why should the UK be excluded?
The Royals are going tits up.
Get a life, or preferably an actual women.
She’s the future queen, a bit of deference even from former subjects in Ireland would seem to be in order
This is an outrage !
First Harry’s buttocks,now Kate’s tits.
Whatever next ?……Pippa’s arse ?
Pass the port please Dave,thank you so much.
You need a ‘No (but Yes)’ option..
That’s Guido’s knighthood fucked.
No – but you should post a link to wherever on the web some irresponsible person HAS published them.
Anyway we’ve seen the other end
Yada yada yada. So when are we gonna get a Royal Bush? Beatrice, Eugenie, where’s you f*ckin contribution to the royal family?
Prince William is a lucky,lucky man!
Yup, it’s quite remarkable how much luck a man can acquire when he has plenty of dosh.
She is one of the most famous women, in the entire world. If not the most famous.
Followed 24/7 by the media and photographers.
So she gets them out while on holiday.
Grotesque Yes… Grotesquely stupid on her behalf.
Define ‘we’ in your title
What’s Levinson going to do about this? Oh – wait – fuck all as it is out of his jurisdiction.
DO you think he understands the nature of the internet and borderless communications yet?
I’ll be back in a few minutes; just going to the gents
It means in France one gets shot, one way or another…
How depressing is this thread? Responses are 1) Yes, I’ll have a wank 2) No, she’s irrelevant or 3) No, her tits are too small.
I personally don’t give a monkey’s about her but am suddenly and weirdly feeling sympathy…………
It’s becasue all the critical threads (or at least those putting some consistent analysis into the situation) are “awaiting moderation” ie. censored!
I’ll choose option 3)
W.W.
With egg fried rice and prawn crackers.
A vote?
Order Order – a democracy now?
Sod that – give me back the Guido dictatorship & get Kates tits on the front page please.
Guido, what would Kelvin do?
As much as I would like to see these pictures and would defend your right to publish them: It’d be the wrong thing to do.
Why not organise a boycott of all advertisers in the magazine in question.
With that, their Olympic Humiliation and the Euro crisis we could bring the French Government down … so its gotta be worth a go
You forgot Wiggo winning their bicycle race.
As a person with a very nice pair myself, I’d say anyone who needs a telephoto lens to photograph some woman who is 700 yards away has serious issues. I’d call them dirty old men, perverts or Peeping Toms — they need locking up.
Valerie is a chick’s name even in France.
I’m sure Kate’s tits feel right at home now they are royalty.
They can just laze about all day doing fuck all.
Surely they would not deny the nation a quick peek?
Someone should ask them.
Can we all take a huge sigh…WHO CARES! Good for her that she was on vacation and she was with her husband. He didn’t seem to mind, so why should we?
Stupid question. The are published on the internet therefore they are published in the UK.
http://imgur.com/a/5dp8w#0
See the pics here @ http://uploadsociety.com/user/Solartrancer
Kate Middleton Topless Pics @ Upload Society @ http://uploadsociety.com/Knightvision-The-Knight-Of-Vision_v7815
Kate Middleton has posed for these photos. It was a bad idea because of the saggy A cup titties. I’m embarrassed to be in my 30s if this is a standard of beauty. I do not want my upward facing 36 year old breasts to sag so I can look like her. The foldy tummy on a woman so slim without kids screams loss of muscle tone due to poor hydration, and substance abuse. Remember all the tumbling out of nightclubs drunk? That stuff has consequences. Her skin is spongy, dry, and lacks elasticity. Women, don’t drink a lot of alcohol or caffeine, and if you do, drink at least 3 times that volume in water. Dehydration is the biggest cause of premature ageing.
Waity Kate has a history of exhibitionism, remember the mooning out the window at college? And how about flashing pants getting out cars on several occasions? You can see her whole bottom at a military parade, and how does someone of her youth and connections doesn’t know to wear a straight slip or petticoat under her dress, and then doesn’t try to hold down the thing?
http://celebritydaily.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Kate-Middleton_Upskirt_Photo.jpg
She’s nasty, Ms. Jackson. Then, type “Kate Middleton upskirt” into Google images. You’ll get more than an eyeful. Okay, so she likes to show her naughty bits, but why now when she’s on tour? To get a lot of public sympathy. Because? She can’t get pregnant by William, and there’s the fact he married her because he’s a nice guy and married her as a public service, so as not to make her become the object of public ridicule. Now, she knows that she’s in a vulnerable position if he decides to chuck her, so she poses for the photos. Why am I suspicious? The French magazine, Closer, in which the photos are published, have a UK counterpart. Of course, the UK counterpart says that they don’t know anything about it, but she must have a PR team outside of Buckingham Palace.
It’s clear that she’s posing. Look at how she stares directly at the camera through the sunglasses. Even if she can’t “see” the lenses, she is aware that she’s being observed. Then, it’s stupid to apply sunblock after you’ve already been exposed to the sun. It’s more sensible to put it on before you go outside. The sunblock was a prop to simulate or suggest masturbation, and to give her a reason to touch William. This shot will stand out to people as ‘evidence’ that they’re romantically involved. You can see the disinterested look on William’s face. He’s hunched and he’s not leaning into her hand, which means he is not getting aroused by her touch.
Wow
jealous much?
You seem to have spent an inordinate amount of time analysing these pics.
bit sad.
Really weird a very creepy. Probably a serial killer.
You are quite simply as mad as a hatter!
Being a Royal has absolutely nothing to do with this. Kate’s a human being and has the same right to privacy as anyone else. I would be mortified if there were pics of me topless in a national newspaper. If we don’t treat everyone with the same respect we would like to have ourselves then, then we should be ashamed of ourselves. As for all the comments on whether her chest is adequate or not, we live in the 21st century. Surely we’ve moved beyond judging a womans worth by her physical appearance? Let’s get a grip and worry about the important things in life and leave the poor woman in peace and in private.
I think you have come to the wrong blog love.
“Tittle tattle, gossip and rumour.”
And this falls firmly into the ‘tittle’ catagory.
Anyway haven#t you got some washing to do?
W.W.
The problem with the piucs is not the fact that she got caught topless, its the fact that William’s mouth is hanging off one of them.
Absolutely nothing to see here. Move along please
I dont understand why she is so upset??
If she didnt wanna show them, she should have kept them cover!! Seriously… just because she is royal… give me a break
Blame the victim.
These people must know that they are being watched and followed. They can’t be so stupid to think otherwise, or well, perhaps, who knows? Publish and be dammed one set of boobs more or less who cares? But I actually thought it was her tummy that was the centre of interest!
Yes. Why not ?
Google is letting me down or I don’t have the skills…but I can’t fine any links to any kate topless pictures other than the ones on this sites and some of them have been shut. Frightening how things can be censured in the UK!
I just love every minute of the royal families agony
Scum of the earth
it could not of happened to nicer people
what goes around
comes around
big fucking deal
If they can get her with a camera?
They could have got her with a riflle, Royal protection? what a shower of useless bastards, under my protection that would never, ever, have happened.
Sack them all !
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Another “well earned break” and Kate gets snapped with her grotesue bangers out? boohoo – how many freeloaded “well earned breaks” can one have? Lazy scrounging royals want it both ways – we have to put up with their over-exposure all summer, e.g River Farce, endless waving and lots of jolly freebies at Olympicszzzz, you live by the sword, you die by the sword…
This is sad time – who is really interested in such pictures – perverts? These two young people are trying hard to adapt to a life of duty through proxy on behalf of the British people. Publishing these pictures insults me, and every other British person and member of the Commonwealth. Those who publish such photographs are doing because of the subject matter and to make money, they hold no personal moral or ethical philosophy whatsoever and in time will come to regret such ignorant action.
you can tell she isnt pregnant yet
but what worries me is her titties are so small i think willies are bigger!!!!
also if thats the best he can do man she will never be a baby machine
she is to slight
The Irish Times print topless photos of the lastest parasite to this brood and a spokesman, spokesperson surely, from Buckingham Palace comes up with the statement that ‘The Irish Times is motivated by greed’.
This statement has to beat all known records of hypocricy considering how much money etc the royal family has ponced from the British taxpayer over the years.
I really wish I could say I was in the least bit interested.
Kate Middleton should be more careful if she doesn’t want things like this to happen. After all the Queen has never had ‘embarrassing’ photos published, why? Because she is just more sophisticated as to put herself into a position like Kate had! Perhaps Kate will learn from this? But if not, I’m sure Playboy magazine would pay handsomely for a centre spread!!!
iv saw bigger cats eyes ondark nit theylget bigger when rub my hands gets her swelled up and a breast pump
I would like to feel her tits but I am not allowed cos my cock would get aroused and I might ejaculate, You English and American men are lucky cos you can fuck a Muslim woman with hairy pussy
Just show us the royal jugs Fawks, you blog wimp.
The editors, publishers and owners who did this have made a really, really serious mistake. It is a very bad idea to mess with someone who can call on the entire services of MI6 to find out where you live, and whose brother-in-law drives an Apache attack helicopter. She should just ‘phone up Harry, he can get it cleared with someone high up (like his grandmother) and fly over and sort them out. Couple of hundred HE armour piercing cannon shells should be enough to fix the whole bunch of them.
It is said to even place this comment ,but here it is for those who belive that to comment on any thing other than there privicey was not even thouht of is small minded and probley dose nothing but jessel them selfs all day.So think this if it was your daughter or wife and your privecy that some one invaded would you still make stupid comments or enjoy some of the profound comments the animals in this blog are making .
There is no harm in leaving a comments provided it’s grammatically correct and with no spelling mistakes, unlike your comment, which, apart, from the bad grammar, contains at least five basic spelling mistakes. Either you are illiterate or ignorant so I suggest you go back to school and refrain from leaving further comments.
See if you can spot the two deliberate grammatical errors that I have purposely included in my previous comment. I will give you a 36C tit for each that you find.
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Topless is exactly what she is
how can you call it private every thing they own comes from the tax payer bloody paracites
Could you get Mummy or Nursie to check your spelling before posting?
anyone got any of her minge. what a carry on over a pair of tits.
The pictures are rather boring, the tits in my garden are more interesting. However, the comments have had me in stitches for the last twenty minutes. Keep up the good work!
Tobacco pouches lol
She is rather on the scrawny side – I expect he views lots of porn to make up for it and, anyway, he can get all the snatch he wants and bill it to us – at least they seem to be hetero
To all those poor sod’s who seem to have never seen a pair of tits before … Enjoy ! LOL!
Grow up you guys, get a life. Boring, boring, boring!