September 13th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Read all about Tim Yeo quitting one of his many green jobs following a series of Guido revelations, and get all the latest on the Thatcher death taunt t-shirt storm.

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    NOT Kebab Time says:

    You snooze, you lose.

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will also be out shortly

  3. 3
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Like we care.

  4. 4
    +999999999999 E says:

    Another excellent post from NOT Kebab Time.

  5. 5
    Bercow says:

    Who are you calling shortly?

  6. 6
    Nemesis says:

    Ah yes Tim Yeo, that unbearable smug minister – wonder how his love-child is getting on?

  7. 7
    Living next door to Boris says:

    Just the one?


  8. 8

    Can’t wait, I’m wanking furiously over it right now!

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    Come up here and say that. I need someone to wipe my bogie on.

  10. 10
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:

    Well done

  11. 11
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:

    Don’t get jealous 81lly

  12. 12
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:


  13. 13
    Kebab Time says:

    I wii get in first in the next post

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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