September 13th, 2012

EU Labour: Dissolve Companies That Don’t Meet Gender Quotas

Loony Labour in Europe strike again. PES Women, the wimmins’ section of the Party of European Socialists – the Labour Party’s grouping in the European Parliament – have this week called for companies that do not have more than 40% female board members to be dissolved. PES Woman president Zita Gurmai extolled:

“Aspirations are not enough. We need concrete targets to be met (40% of women on boards) and concrete consequences if those targets are missed. The crisis must not be an excuse for not including more women in decision-making positions.”

Apparently EU law should be changed to allow governments to file dispositions to dissolve companies that fail to comply with the crazy diktat from Brussels.

Nothing beats a good old-fashioned purge…


268 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 2
    NOT Kebab Time says:

    I’m on a roll.

  3. 3
    NOT Kebab Time says:

    Fuck.

  4. 4
    Playing With Quangos While Rome Burns says:

    Take the unemployment figures of European countries and add 10% to them and you’ve got nearer to the real figures.

  5. 5
    Mr Orwell says:

    Perhaps the new European Federalised Fourth Reich can instigate a new ruling re-introducing labour camps, gulags and political camps for dissidents…..

  6. 6
    Eric Joycedick says:

    We need targets, quotas and more boxes to tick le

  7. 7
    What's Left? Not much..... says:

    I suspect Ms Harman has already signed up……

  8. 8
    MrAngry61 says:

    I’ll bet that Zita Gurmai never had a real job – and hasn’t thought through the implications of her suggestion.

  9. 9
    TIPTO says:

    And what about all female boards?

  10. 10
    the savant says:

    Why not go further —

    Disband all men who do not possess a vagina ( and talk in monologues).

  11. 11
    It's not funny any more says:

    You might all laugh at this crap proposal but many ideas that were deemed crazy like this just decades ago have now gone mainstream……the wackadoodle Left of the 1970s, 1980s & 1990s now run our local government, our media, the BBC propaganda news service, the charity-bureaucratic complex, the quangocracy, our schools and colleges, the judiciary, the police “service”……all paid for by their class enemies.

  12. 12
    jgm2 says:

    Should that be PMS Women?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I understand women make up most to the conservation officers in Gloucestershire. What we need is positive action to ensure the gender distrubution of conservation officers reflects the population gender distribution.

  14. 14
    ed martin says:

    odd how both the withdrawal-of Labour party and the Tawdries want to kill business

    whether it is using business assets to finance City shenigans or by stuffing business with feckless overhead

    what’s the answer – just don’t incorporate?

  15. 15
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed and that ‘no platform’ policy has now extended to criminalising anybody who questions what the fuck is going on with immigration, or who can stay in their B&B and so on and so forth…

  16. 16
    Fish says:

    Of course Labour have their quota already, including;

    Eagles
    Abbott
    Cooper
    Harm-men
    Foghorn-Reeves
    McCartney
    Thornberry

    Surely this proves that there has to be some sort of compentence threashold.

  17. 17
    the savant says:

    Well … she s Hungarian apparently .

    So you can deduce what other ” proper” job she had before cocooning herself in Brussels …

  18. 18
    jgm2 says:

    compentence threashold.

    Ooooh.

    Bad luck.

  19. 19
    Captn P says:

    So you are faced with closure or appointing board that consists of 40% female members.

    Do transsexuals count? If not just register as a female trapped in a man’s body. What if the board members are married to each other (same sex) would that count, could they declare themselves the female of the household.

    So much regulation, so much fun …

  20. 20
    The fishy world of business says:

    What happens where there are only 3 people on the board. Will chainsaws come into play?

  21. 21
    the savant says:

    Possibly more like PMT women .

    Discomfiture for one day a month then they go away — until next month .

  22. 22
    Aunty Matter says:

    I agree but they can also include the armed forces, police and fire service then, oh and don’t forget those deep sea divers.

    Oh silly me those are all dirty dangerous jobs, women don’t want to do those do they?

    I demand at least 40% of the dead soldiers coming back from Afghanistan are women, do you think the feminist will be supportive?

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  24. 24
    Aunty Matter says:

    Close any school that doesn’t have at least 40% male teachers, so that’s every state school closed then.

  25. 25
    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh and every NHS hospital closed

  26. 26
    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh and every council closed (although that would be quite good)

  27. 27
    CIS SCUM says:

    What about transgender people

  28. 28
    IF THEY WANT EQUALITY says:

    Stick them down mineshafts and on building sites as well.

  29. 29
    doh says:

    Crumbs?

  30. 30
    Tachybaptus says:

    If you’re a fish, typing is no joke.

  31. 31
    Calamity Clegg says:

    BIGOT !!

  32. 32
    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Yvette Cooper any relation to Tommy Cooper ?

  33. 33
    Tachybaptus says:

    The next EU law will enforce transgender surgery for all men. Problem solved.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    I am gloomily unsurprised that PES and their like do not push for equality in all jobs. Surely if they are willing to take a role on the board of a waste management company, then they should be prepared to collect the bins, too?

  35. 35
    Gooey Blob says:

    40% now is too far too fast…

  36. 36
    Ex-Tory says:

    Spot on! Guido may laugh, but this will be law within 10yrs if not sooner.

  37. 37
    Gooey Blob says:

    There are many in Labour’s ranks who think Yvette Cooper should lead them into the next election. That shows you just how desperate things have become.

  38. 38
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    So if I, being male, set up a company with a male business partner, I have to find a further 2 random women (rounding up to achieve the 40% minimum) to be directors of my and my partner’s company?

    NO F*CKING WAY.

    Were this ever to become legally required, I’d pick up my business and my potential to create jobs and move immediately to Canada.

    Lunatics, these ‘right on’ wimmin, the lot of them.

  39. 39
    W.W. says:

    I think it’s his son.

    W.W.

  40. 40
    W.W. says:

    One would have to be a tranny.

    W.W.

  41. 41
    JH says:

    You cannot win, NKT.

    If you strike him down to post #2 he will become more even more hellbent on having his finger on the post button.

    In between wanks in his bedsit, obviously.

  42. 42
    hot to trot says:

    I do like a fresh kebab up my botty, with chillie sauce

  43. 43
  44. 44
    Jack Dromey says:

    Where are the quotas for fun jobs like coalminer or sewer worker?

  45. 45
    W.W. says:

    Well they where desperate enough to elect Ed.

    W.W.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    These people persons are mentally sick and should be treated as such.

  47. 47
    There's a lampost with his name on it says:

    He’s just missing a moustache. I think the Panzer division is already waiting in thewings.

  48. 48
    not bloody likely says:

    Ever seen a woman working on a road gang? Thought not.

  49. 49
    TrT says:

    I a routinely denied the highest pay rise because my department isnt 50% female.
    The departments that are 80% female are not punished for failing to have enough men.

  50. 50
    Sean O'Hare says:

    ..If not just register as a female trapped in a man’s body

    Oooh you don’t wan’t to be doing that! Next thing you know you’ll involuntarily become a eunuch

  51. 51
    W.W. says:

    I presume you work in the public sector.

    W.W.

  52. 52
    Anti Fabian says:

    She learnt all she needs to know about capatalism at the Karl Marx University of Economics (1983-88)

    http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/23805/Zita_GURMAI.html

  53. 53
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite on a motorbike says:

    Communism at its most ridiculous. Pathetic.

  54. 54
    Beast says:

    Be fair
    Somebody has to get the tea and biscuits and maybe give a BJ under the boardroom table as the chaps get down to serious matters
    So women do have a place in the boardroom

  55. 55
    smoggie says:

    Since there are nowhere near 60% men in PES Women – the wimmins’ section of the Party of European Socialists – it should be dissolved forthwith.

    Lead by example sisters (and put the kettle on while you’re at it).

  56. 56
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Wanna bet something like this will soon follow?

    “Well, we really don’t want to disrupt the whole economy by winding down businesses willy-nilly based on this law– it wouldn’t help the female workers, for a start; but we do believe in the aspirational nature of these provisions, and to that end, we propose that such enterprises as do not have such representation on their Boards will have to pay a mulct, the amount to be determined, the proceeds to go towards programmes geared for women’s issues…”

    In other words, a shakedown racket, on a scale to dwarf Reg and Ron’s old sorts of criminal enterprises.

  57. 57
    maybe. says:

    .
    .
    it does appear that everyone has a different reality……a different function in life.
    on that basis the only thing which equalises us is the ability to breathe.
    .
    Indians talk about 5 fingers on the hand….all different…..all with a different function….all connected.

  58. 58
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite on a motorbike says:

    “Apparently EU law should be
    changed to allow governments
    to file dispositions to dissolve
    companies that fail to comply
    with the crazy diktat from
    Brussels.”

    Unacceptable.

  59. 59
    Tat for tit says:

    Primary schools and hospitals to be closed that do not have more than 40% male teachers and nursing staff. There will be none.

  60. 60
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Coming to an eussr town near you courtesy of harardianman.

    Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC MP, Minister for Women and Equality, and Zita Gurmai MEP, President of PES Women

  61. 61
    Tat for tit says:

    You must mean Skid Marx.

  62. 62
    stroppycow says:

    Calm down dear. FFS – play nicely.

  63. 63
    stroppycow says:

    Yawn………

  64. 64
    Captain Haddock says:

    Fish have fingers, surely ?

  65. 65
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    We have an anti-business Secretary in a government ruled by an anti-business organisation in an anti-business continent.

    How could growth and employment possibly prosper?

  66. 66
    R Starkey says:

    and octopuses are well endowed in the tackle department.

  67. 67
    Appalled again says:

    Good grief! . I thought you were joking until I clicked the link

  68. 68
    nellnewman says:

    All the more reason for us to get out and let our companies expand in freedom. Then I wish the eu and their companies joy of that .

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  70. 70
    George Smiley says:

    These people are prepared to play a very long game you know.

  71. 71
    Zita Gurmai says:

    In my land, we frequently pass women road mender while travelling in our special lane. They are bred to be Olympic shot putters.

  72. 72
    bigoted women says:

    when are these dykes going to understand that stuff like this only discriminates themselves.

    Women should be hired on a board of directors because of their talent, not because of an arbitrary figure.

  73. 73
    stroppycow says:

    Btw how IS Gordon these days?

  74. 74
    UpYours says:

    They prove that there are much fewer women with high IQs than men.

  75. 75
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Mind you as daft as this batty money wasting idea from the eussr is, daves HS1 comes in a close 15 minuets behind.

    Perhaps he might take kindly to La Gurmai and her wet dream.

  76. 76
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Margret Thatcher only got her place because of quotas, did she not? Nah, it was that thing the left used to bang on about in the sixties: Meritocracy.

  77. 77
    Aunty Matter says:

    But they will want creche’s and shorter working days.

  78. 78
    nellnewman says:

    At least she didn’t claim £100k pa for a derelict garage pretending it was an office or spend most of her time living in Paris courtesy of the UK taxpayer.

    mcshame is a leach of the worst kind.

  79. 79
    Gooey Blob says:

    The left constantly complain about how terrible Thatcher was. While she soundly beat three Labour leaders in successive elections, it never occurs to them how unelectable Labour must have been?

    I have a theory that the left’s anger is really at their own side, but they cannot come to terms with blaming themselves, so they direct their fury at the person who repeatedly showed them how rubbish they were.

  80. 80
    Marion the cat says:

    We have a female bin collector here, but guess what, equality means most aspects of life in the council worker but not actually the nitty-gritty, she drives the lorry, the men do the more physical work.

  81. 81
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I apologise unreservedly for the state of the UK economy.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    High time we left the EU and left them to it.

  83. 83
    TrT says:

    quasi currently, but not always.
    Its getting around, quotas for ethnics and wimmin are targets in PDRs in a wide variety of places.
    PDRs drive pay on everything but recruitment.

  84. 84
    TomCatesby says:

    Loony Tunes! The nutters are running the asylum with this one. I think we all remember what a triumph all’wimmin’ short lists have been to ‘New Labour’. What is wrong with choosing the right person for the job based on talent, knowledge, experience and capability regardless of what is between their legs?

  85. 85
    nellnewman says:

    Only folks who have no talent, competence, qualifications or ability would want promoting for their gender.

  86. 86
    Marion the cat says:

    Yes, actually, in Leningrad when on a schools cruise in the 70s, it turned my stomach to see the fat wobble due to the work she was doing. My last 2 posts moderated, what are the chances, eh Guido?

  87. 87
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have an all female beard.

  88. 88
    just saying says:

    When my kids joined the local primary school,the majority of teachers were male. It was a great state primary with an enviable academic and sporting history.
    Then Labour were elected and brought with them an obsession with targets,form filling and non-competitive sports.Most of the male teachers left.

  89. 89
    HateFull HahaPerson says:

    Quite right too!! Ask Tess

  90. 90
    TomCatesby says:

    Just like that!!

  91. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did my bit too you know!

  92. 92
    JH says:

    I don’t know, the bulk of frothing lefties seem to be in their mid-late 50’s now, of the short-grey-haired lezza variety in the most part.

    The younger breed seem to be just chancers in the Laurie Penny/Owen Jones mould, who will give up their precious fucking lefty ideals once a bit of cash comes their way.

    Once the gobshite public-sector unionite firebrands borne of the 70s peter out, we should hopefully have a quieter, more productive life.

  93. 93
  94. 94
    All must 'of' prizes says:

    Or educational achievements

  95. 95
    Engineer says:

    Yeah. And the country’s bust. Go figure, as they say.

  96. 96
    Jack Hatemen says:

    I agree

  97. 97
    Harriet, Tessa, Anna, and the rest of the ugly sisters says:

    We’ve made a not of this comment, and I shall be seeking to make it law.

  98. 98
    Best ban the lot of them says:

    But, in the round, all things considered, taking the broad perspective, a fair number of them are at it at any one time. So there’s a nice little equation – if anyone dare write it down – and, as with the Muzzys, – there might be BIG trouble for anyone who dared to speak the truth..

  99. 99
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I thought it was a simply splendid speech!

  100. 100
    JH says:

    It must be really, really awful to be a woman and have this invisible, impenetrable force field preventing them from starting their own companies, and employing whoever the fuck they please on the board.

    It’s almost, almost as if they can’t do that because female ‘entrepreneurs’ business ideas are almost universally shite, and usually involve something fucking ludicrous like making luxury dog biscuits that they think will be able to sell for £5 each. In a recession. That cost £5.25 each to make by the time they finish pissing around.

    I’m sure that is not the case though. That would be sexist.

  101. 101
    A woman says:

    How shameful that powerful women like these with a platform don’t use it to tackle issues that are really important.
    Like bringing equality to the millions of women worldwide who are denied an education,a job or a vote. Females,many of them helpless children,who suffer genital mutilation and have no choice about marriage or divorce.
    Are these subjects too tricky for their girly brains?

  102. 102
    Anti Fabian says:

    So that’d be most lefties then.

  103. 103
    beast says:

    Women need no more power other than that which resides between their legs

  104. 104
    Engineer says:

    We demand a workforce in which all jobs have 50% women, 10% effnics, 20% disabled, 25% pensioners, 12.5% under 18s, and the other half must be from disadvantaged backgrounds. Oh, and no qualified people, either; we don’t want any of that elitism.

  105. 105
    Hmm let me think, how would I describe this woman.... says:

    Fucking nutter !

  106. 106
    beast says:

    You left out event organisation, catering (done by male chefs) shoes that break their feet and fall apart after 4 hours
    Bags that you cant carry up a mountain and live out of
    Childrens clothing that costs more than a Jermyn St suit and gets binned after a month, thinking that an AGA is a good idea
    The list of things that should disqualify 99percent of any of them from a position of authority is endless
    Sadly they control the pussy , which they then withhold after a while and then get bitter when we go elsewhere
    Best just to use them using guile and the move on pretending that you care

  107. 107
    Jack Dromey says:

    I wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for all-women shortlists.

  108. 108
    Sid The Sexist says:

    Competence Thrush-hold more like

  109. 109
    JH says:

    Can anyone remind me of any gender bias in public sector recruitment circa 1997-2010?

    I doubt there was any. I’m sure it was exactly 50:50 across the sexes, right wimmin? Because that’s fair, right?

  110. 110
    The Man Who Came In From The All Woman Shortlist says:

    If your Male business partner is Jack Dromey you should be OK

  111. 111
    Blowing Whistles says:

    People (Men & Women) who read this blog – need to wake up a little bit – What you are getting are the views of “Extremist Feminists” – who go out of their way to dupe ordinary ‘decent and honest women’. The “Extremist Feminists” [EF’s] – let’s call them Sabine’s Mob – are deluded women – but they are – very careful and manipulative to dupe and decieve other women into their cause. They love divide & rule. One wonders if they the EF’s are not in fact communist, marxist, zioloons?

  112. 112
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Jack Straw says it’s all Thatcher’s fault that companies don’t have at least 40% female boards. Straw says the companies concerned should be waterboarded.

  113. 113
    Wimmin's Business Scents in a Nutshell says:

    Don’t forget ‘scented candle shops’. Rent a shop, fit it out, insure it, pay £20K pa in business rates, employ several staff in expensive custom uniforms with something like ‘Scented Candles 4U dot com” on them, and fill said shop with £100K (RRP) worth of scented candles which, of course, no home can do without.

    And, as you sit there beneath your shoulder pads, dreaming of the thousands of customers who are bound to come, you watch the tumble-weed blow past the shop door, interrupted only by the postman/woman delivering all the final demands.

    And then blame men for the fiasco.

  114. 114
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Mark Serwotka says less than 40% is a resounding success.

  115. 115
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ask Jack Straw.

  116. 116
    Wimmin's Business Scents in a Nutshell says:

    A good pair of tits helps, too.

  117. 117
    Gordon says:

    under public pressure I have renounced my pension.
    Don’t really care. My raids made all pensions poor value anyway.

  118. 118
    annette curton says:

    If it is such a good idea why don’t they first change their laws so that all EU business is conducted on a gender neutral basis, every time I see Farage having a pop he is surrounded solely by middle-aged males with extended lunch bellies.

  119. 119
    Gordon says:

    Bigot

  120. 120
    Leftluver says:

    Common theme is they are public service jobs and not private, so as commented earlier- smart cookies up sticks and move to more friend environment to do a start up.

  121. 121
    Jessica Dromey says:

    This is a subject after my own heart.

  122. 122
    Leftluver says:

    Yvette can lead me to the dunny by my long dong tinky machine.

  123. 123
    Leftluver says:

    What about 5 fingered widows, comes in handy.

  124. 124
    Leftluver says:

    You could have put up a warning before we clicked on that link-its truly awful
    going to rest up with a glass of Cuvee Dom Perignon Champagne, Vintage 1985

  125. 125
    Fish says:

    Sorry JGM, it’s just that writing all of those names got me excited…those Eagle sisters, mmmm!

  126. 126
    W.W. says:

    What’s a PDR?

    I worked for a private company doing some work for the DWP, they where constantly advertising LGBT awareness courses.

    Funnily enough, I have never once seen a private company advertise a LGBT awareness course.

    W.W.

  127. 127
    EdButLookBallsChancerExtraordinaire says:

    Yeah Eng, we are going the way of Rome!

  128. 128
    Yvette Cu Atomic No 29 says:

    I’ve got a vagina called Balls

  129. 129
    W.W. says:

    We live in the only country in the world where a good education is held against you.

    W.W.

  130. 130
    nellnewman says:

    Well certainly anyone in politics is not there because they have any abilities, skills or education.

    Politics is an easy ride to vast amounts of easy money. So I suppose in all fairness the hattyharpics and eagles and shrill yvettes think in their simple grasping minds that that is what business and manufacturing is all about too.

  131. 131
    Jackaline Dromey says:

    Either way I win!

  132. 132
    W.W. says:

    Steady on Annette, they make the rules for us, not for rhemselves.

    You want to watch yourself, they don’t like people who come out with that kind of stuff.

    W.W.

  133. 133
    nellnewman says:

    Except gordon knew he could claim ex PM’s expenses for life up to a max of £500k pa on top of his current mp’s salary and expenses.

    Not to mention all that money he’s raking in by not putting in his hours at the HoC and travelling the world giving worthless lectures to idiots who are paying him a fortune to listen to his drivel.

  134. 134
    W.W. says:

    Beast, as a good friend of mine often says, ‘if they didn;t have a pussy you wouldn’t even talk to them.

    W.W.

  135. 135
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    That’s a bloke, surely?

  136. 136
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    ONE day?

    You have been exceptionally lucky with your choice of females Sir.

  137. 137
    BoJo's one eyed trouser snake says:

    That is just fucking hilarious, it’s made my day!

  138. 138
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    What a pair of rug-munchers!

  139. 139
    Enemy of the State says:

    EotS buggerd off last year and now live in armed conservative spacious USA. The UK is suffering from a government which has forgotten its manners and you need a revolution. Sadly you are not going to have one. I keep running into expat Brits – or should I say Brits in exile – all ABC1s and just glad to be out of the mad house. When you get done being mad – buy tickets and GET OUT!

  140. 140
    Enemy of the State says:

    Splendid.

  141. 141
    Sir William Waad says:

    Lady Waad is willing to put her name forward as a piece of well-paid window-dressing for the boards of public companies.

  142. 142
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Wonderful!

  143. 143
    THE PILFERING PARASITES of PARLIAMENT says:

    Why do women have smaller feet ?
    So they can get closer to the fuckin sink
    Now wheres my dinner ?

  144. 144
    annette curton says:

    Fuck ‘em.

  145. 145
    annette curton says:

    For as long as she hasn’t dissolved.

  146. 146
    W.W. says:

    I like the cut of your gib.

    W.W.

  147. 147
    Schools Must Not Produce Winners says:

    Cambodia under Pol Pot was like that.

  148. 148
    Nicholarse Clegg says:

    Bigot! You cannot say that sort of thing about women! (Unless you’re a Muslim, in which case it’s your culture, and I thoroughly respect and celebrate that.)

    PS: Wanna hear about all the women I’ve shagged? They’re meat. Tasty meat.

    But you’re a bigot if you abuse them. (Unless you’re a muzzie. Or me.)

  149. 149
    Kiwi report on cannabis smoking says:

    Our study of cannabis smokers shows that dope smoking lefties have lower IQs

    This means that:

    a) lefties are as thick as pig shit
    b) socialism really is officially a mental illness
    c) righties have higher IQs

  150. 150
    Enemy of the State says:

    Even the Bible disses lefties –

    ECCLESIASTES 10

    2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
    but the heart of the fool to the left.

  151. 151
    IngSoc says:

    That’s socialism; it is always everyone else’s fault.

    Are we still at war with Oceania

  152. 152
    Enemy of the State says:

    ECCLESIASTES 10
    2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
    but the heart of the fool to the left.

    REMEMBER THAT!

  153. 153
    W.W. says:

    Look how well that turned out.

    W.W.

  154. 154
    IngSoc says:

    They work the stop/go signs

  155. 155
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Didn’t Channel 4 fund a film called ‘One Day’ out of Birmingham – wonder what happend to that film? – well I don’t wonder.

  156. 156
    What's Left? says:

    They wouldn’t want to upset their Jihad Lefty sistas

  157. 157
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Excellent blog – shows how easily the Power(corrupted)s That Be – PTB can so easily divide us men & women – while the PTB are having another right old larf.

    Wake up FFS.

  158. 158
    J.Edgar Electrolux says:

    I had a problem with the drains and after being fobbed off by the water authority eventually got on to the council. We’ll send some one along, they said. A couple of hours later two young women , presumably to stop me raping a solitary specimen, arrived. Dressed as for a disco, so unable to perform the basic requirements if a sewer inspector:
    – lift up a manhole cover
    -negotiate stinging nettles and creepy crawlies.
    -orientate the plans relative to the site.
    They left saying they would arrange for a tv crew to come and do an investigation sharpish.
    About a fortnight later, after I’d bought rods, frigged about and fixed things they phoned up to say the camera was u/s , didn’t know when it would be fixed; toodle pip.
    Feeble doesn’t even come close to describing this.

  159. 159
    J.Edgar Electrolux says:

    Tight head prop material.

  160. 160
    Gonk says:

    Some very weird manipulative lefty shit going on here. Led by the usual
    suspects, promoted by the BBC. Son may go to west coast and by jove I might gatecrash.

  161. 161
    J.Edgar Electrolux says:

    How thick do you have to be not to be aware that someone is LGBT?

  162. 162
    Gonk says:

    Hilarious seems to hit the spot.

  163. 163
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    [oh this tedious fucking mod bot]

    Any man wishing to become a teacher in the state sector is automatically suspected of being a p@edophile by the sisterhood that controls British education from top to bottom. Of course, women are never p@edophiles are they?

  164. 164
    Saffron says:

    The EUSSR bedwetting women and their opinions are not worth a toss and why this is a subject is beyond me.
    Prior to me retiring I sat for a number of years on an executive commitee in the chemical industry as an engineer.
    On this commitee we had two women members,one was completely interested in grand opera and prattled on about it endlessly and the other talked about dining out and how she liked garlic,and she certainly reeked of it.
    Business to me was not their primary objective in that they were there as part of the furniture on a PR basis,we did make the right choices for the benefit of the company and it’s employees,and we prospered.
    Womens Lib and all of that:-
    All womens shortlist and Mrs Jack Dromedary,what a disgrace,what does this liebour union asshole of a short memory re cash bring to the table,absolutely zilch,was he treasurer or something of that ilk.
    Further this Mao asshole Barrosso and his state of the EUSSR union,just who does this guy think he is kidding.
    Mr Barrosso,would you like to explain to me and many others this:-
    WHY HAVE THE EUSSR ACCOUNTS NEVER BEEN SIGNED OFF AS A TRUE AND ACCURATE AS TO WHAT IS REALISTIC ABOUT THE EUSSR.
    DO YOU LOT NOT WANT THE PEOPLES OF THE EUSSR TO KNOW WHAT A PONZI SCHEME YOU ARE INVOLVED IN.
    In conclusion may I say that you and your attempt to ressurect COMMUNISM will fail as the markets WILL destroy you and your gang.

  165. 165
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What will Melanie flip-lips or Polly twat have to say next week while they try to ‘move on their ‘marxist duplicitous agenda’ …? They’ll no doubt spin it up again for the easily decieved masses.

    Who is Mira Bar-Hillel? She knows FA about the Law of ‘Agency’ let alone Estate Agency.

  166. 166
    The Golem says:

    But coming to a venue on this side of the Channel far too soon. The Daring Duo will do as they are told.

  167. 167
    The Golem says:

    Yes, but at least the chocolate ration has gone up!

  168. 168
    Kebababababababa says:

    LOL…

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Hilarious exchange on Twatter. MP Barry Gardiner in a spat with a climate sceptic gets his arse handed to him, threatening to sue but too stupid to know he is in fact talking bollocks. i.e. lying.

    http://www.bishop-hill.net/blog/2012/9/13/ben-biffs-barry.html#comments

  170. 170
    only when I want says:

    Typical!

  171. 171
    The Golem says:

    They are taking their time, Saffron. Since 2008, in fact. I hope you’re proved right in your final paragraph.

  172. 172
    Gordon, Tony and David says:

    Our company boards have over 40% women.

  173. 173
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    What about your namesake’s case, J. Ed? I reckon that you’d have needed a completely spotless past to have tried to “out” him. But none ever cast the first stone, because none were without sin: “Yeah? So what if I’m a nelly boy, which, by the way, you’ll never prove; you used to hump your kid sister– thought we didn’t know about that, huh? Isn’t it amazing what we can get people to tell us!”

  174. 174
    Aunty Matter says:

    Newsnight talking about the total fuck up of Northern Cock 5 years ago. BBC manage to do the whole piece without a single mention of the one eyed benders from Fife’s role in it.

    Only sensible woman on panel mentions Gordon Brown being a twat and gets shut up by Emily Titless.

    Once again the BBC have erased their beloved Gordon from history.

  175. 175
    Aunty Matter says:

    When a woman teacher abuses a child the feminists claim the boy was responsible. It’s known that boys abused by women are too ashamed or frightened (they won’t be believed or that they should have enjoyed it) to come forward.

    Feminists are totally bonkers.

  176. 176
    LoonsRus. says:

    So what’s next? A gayer quota, a Muslim quota, a darky quota, a tranny quota, a lunatic quota, a bin man quota, a dinner lady quota?

    Why are the lefty Euro loons trying to destroy freedom?

  177. 177
    Holierthanthou Lefties says:

    MP Barry Gardiner… now there’s a right self righteous smug sanctimonious wanker!

  178. 178
    WVM says:

    Yeah I had seen that too, typical biased BBC programming.
    On a lighter note I thought tranny Emily looked particularly ugly tonight.

  179. 179
    Money & Power says:

    Because they all seem to be smug egotistical I-know-better-than-you self righteous holier-than-thou sanctimonious hypocritical control freaks.

    Must be some sort of fucking disease.

  180. 180
    Alf says:

    Those were the days!

  181. 181
    Aunty Matter says:

    She is a rough old dog

  182. 182
    Charlie Darwin says:

    Mother nature is a right bitch.

  183. 183
    beast says:

    Mr WW
    as you say ify ou didnt want to fuck them or get cash off them it would be just a case of nodding whilst thinking about fucking them , getting money or a lift home

    It must be great to be a h o mo
    You get to shag people you like and not have to endure endless texts and conversations

  184. 184
    beast says:

    Qualify that
    As you are either driving, reading, on the phone or being involved in an activity that doesnt invlove petting cats or discussing who is f 777ing who

    Larry Hagman has the right idea
    STF up before 900hrs and just STF on a Sunday

  185. 185
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Barmy socialist women – dontcha just love’em

    I’ll take her seriously when she also calls for the following jobs to be 40% filled by women:

    Front line soldier
    Underground miner
    Deep sea fisherperson
    Oil rig worker
    Dustman
    Bouncer

    Surely she’ll do it – or is she sexist??

  186. 186
    beast says:

    And there would have been a queue to be “abused”

  187. 187
    An academic says:

    She got rejected by Budapest’s world famous Zsa Zsa Gabor University of Gold Digging and has been ‘bent’ on revenge ever since.

  188. 188
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    It is of course the same group that hates any kind of aggressive play and – sin of sins – competitive sports!!!!

  189. 189
    Confused.com says:

    You have to have 20% transsexuals as well as 40% women.

  190. 190
    Les Behan says:

    Don’t fancy yours much. Or mine.

  191. 191
    Swift says:

    The agenda here is to put men out of work and then get rid of them altogether. Eventually, there will be a few tame men kept in cages somewhere used for sperm production but society will be mainly made up of women.

  192. 192
    Dominique Strauss-Kahn says:

    That’s Gerard Depardieu in drag.
    It’s an ugly fucker be it a he or a she.
    If my dog looked that, I would shave it’s arse and teach it to walk backwards.

  193. 193
    Dominique Strauss-Kahn says:

    Hmmm… that Harriet Harman.
    I would.
    Flaps like a pair of kippers so they say.

  194. 194
    Swift says:

    Less than 2% of the casualties in Afghanistan have been women. So much for the eagerness of women to fight for women’s rights in the world. They only believe if equality that men will die for.

  195. 195
    Come On, Just saying, Only me, Winning, Peter Hain...DUEMA Champ, I did, OnTablets, Kebab Time ! says:

    he is at his most prolific, both posting and wanking, when he is sitting in his security booth

  196. 196
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Still mulling things over .

    Dont know what to make of QE3 , are there banks beggining to look like Northern Rock did ?….

    I appreciate the rebuttal on green energy , and industrial ecnomics , but you have to decide if destroying ecology is a wise thing , rather than working with it . I have some mine workings near me and you could not eat what you grew on that soil . If the communist countries want to eat from a toxic food chain , seems a reductionist spiral . It is because I have some understanding of some of the basic cycles of nature , that I am so against the wrong sort of approach , the industrial economic argument just seems too narrow , when you are on about toxicity on long time scales . I mean isnt your argument , have industrial success never mind the health costs ?

  197. 197
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Ah but did Alistair Darling confirm or deny changing the system to save banks was a good or bad thing , slippery eh…

    Basically labour are kinda having a bit of political era mix manouvers , like I said will be needing a stiff drink for this conference season

  198. 198
    not a machine reloaded says:

    The EUSSR is I think trying to make two markets in bond re finance, as I see it they are trying to make the debts cheaper , which is different to reducing the debt .(Taps calulator) so still 2trn euro , dont know what the debt is as a % of total eurozone GDP , must be increasing as eurozone GDP is shrinking , so by making debt cheaper is just sympathy effort for GDP shrink . Basically nothing is happening only that they are increasing debt , they should sack Draghi and put Gordon Brown and Ed Balls in charge :)

  199. 199
    Cy Kyatryst says:

    Spot on.

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  202. 202
    Herr Becker says:

    And they should play 5 fucking sets and not the miserable 3 they usually play. What is the justification for them playing only 3 ?? Because they need extra time to prepare the sandwiches for the harder-playing men ???

  203. 203
    Sobvyus innit says:

    That harridan demanded a “concrete” solution. Isn’t there a bridge or motorway or something similar being built nearby that we could bury them all under?

    There! Fixed it.

  204. 204
    Idi Amin says:

    Porn Star?

  205. 205
    General Cornwallis says:

    The trouble is that the US is nearly as bad, draconian government, slavish and absird heel clicking at the mention of “security, and a lunatic Marxist President. And as for Wimmin and PC, don’t get me started.

  206. 206
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    No Boris. They said they wanted 40% women in the boardroom – not the bedroom. Now put it away before it catches an STD.

  207. 207
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Good Morning all

    Just off to the lavatory.

    Guido is on the money as always “Nothing beats a good old-fashioned purge.”

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    You are so interesting that you have to answer yourself.

  209. 209
    Princess PC P£atitudinous Po-Face Po£yTwadd£e, whining down at poor people from her Ivory Tower, says:

    I am a£ways RIGHT! And £ike Tony, I am very Rich!

    And, £ike Tony, I am never WRONG!

    Now stop this tedious complaining about the EUSSR and us SoSocialist Wimmin – and get to work, – you need to pay taxes so the temporary Government – until Gordon returns – can pay money to the Grouniad and the BBC.

    Remember! We are your Intellectual Betters! Take note! Follow Instructions!

  210. 210
    Vile LieBore destroyed my Country and CamerMong continues the destruction says:

    Many people dislike me, – or worse, they ignore me completely. I haven’t the faintest idea why!

  211. 211
    EffOff says:

    Plenty of women psychologically damage children by the way they behavewhen they are on the rag or menopausal.

  212. 212
    James Gandolfini says:

    “Concrete consequences” sounds like something from Goodfellas, which sort of makes sense when you consider this is the left.

  213. 213
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    French magazine now showing topless female pics of Princess Kate.

    I demand that any British press showing naked pics of the royal family should do so with at least 40% being female or else the paper should be dissolved.

  214. 214
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    The wife of the French ambassador is being summoned to Downing Street for a dressing down.

  215. 215
    Lifter says:

    How about I voluntarily dissolve my company and and destroy all the tooling, drawings and material specifications and you know the lifts you use in EU Parliament they won’t fucking work any more.

  216. 216
    Lou Scannon says:

    The Gruinard has a hate-crime map (http://tinyurl.com/9ech8aj). Can’t be arsed to read it all but can’t help wondering how meaningful it is when every time the likes of Harman open their mouths they commit such a crime. How many Labour MPs have been convicted so far ?

  217. 217
    Axel says:

    You are so right George, the society that I grew up in (a Midlands’ town in the mid 60s) was really still living in the culture of the 50s, that world has been totally destroyed, many things did need changing, prejudice based on race is not acceptable in any situation, and true meritocracy should always be the aim of any organisation public or private. But that is not where we are heading with stuff like this. Once the cash runs out and no will lend us anymore (next 20 years) and the economy shrinks as the real money moves East to put us in the top 500 economies instead of the top 20 then this stuff will go away. It will be painful.

  218. 218
    Chukwit says:

    Dissolve your company and Union Members will design and manufacture said lift components, I guess a whole better and cheaper than you private sector crook

  219. 219
    JH says:

    I’m also sure that the rate of job loss since the Fife fuckup rammed the economy into the buffers is exactly 50:50 for women:men. Not.

    That won’t stop them moaning that public sector job losses disproportionately affect women, while hilariously avoiding the indefensible fact that it is only true because more women were disproportionately employed there in the first place.

  220. 220
    walter wallcarpeting says:

    Yeah but no, that is an illegal war started by men against other men innit.

  221. 221
    JH says:

    Because they have absolutely no value to offer any process whatsoever. None.

    Like all lefties, they seek to assuage their own sense of inadequacy and self hatred by forcing random diktats on happier others.

  222. 222
    What's the point of having nukes if we're not going to use them? says:

    Angry muzees again causing trouble and murder in the world because someone’s dared to mock their kiddie fiddling prophet. These savages should get the Hiroshima and Nagasaki treatment. One strike and the ones left will then know they have to behave themselves.

  223. 223
    Nuke Bradfordistan says:

    +1

  224. 224
    jgm2 says:

    Tee hee. Yeah. Because union owned and run businesses are the envy of the world.

  225. 225
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    “A Councillor who said a minefield should be planted around a travellers’ site has been told to attend equality training.” – Daily Telegraph, today, p6.

    How about ‘travellers’ who think it’s OK to turn parts of rural England into a fucking rubbish dump are forced to attend “equality training”, too?

    “YES, Mr Pie Key, the law applies to you, too! Now write out 1,000 times, ‘I will obey the law like everyone else because I am not a special case’.”

  226. 226
    Nuke Bradfordistan #2 says:

    x10K

  227. 227
    jgm2 says:

    In all fairness my heart sinks any time I hear anybody declaring that they’re going to quit the rat race and run a shop/cafe/pub/deli on a twee local High Street.

    Man or woman. And all the ones I’ve known to try have been men.

    The taxes will fucking well cripple you. And if they don’t then the hours will. And if they don’t then the staff will. It’s not worth the effort.

    Anybody opening a shop on the High Street must be out of their mind or money laundering. The only chap I know whose managed to make a ‘go’ of it is a Turkish chap who fixes mobile phones/fixes the screens on iCraps when the kids drop ‘em/unlocks phones – that kind of shit. Makes a fucking mint. Sitting there flogging scented candles or Kath Kitson mugs is a fucking… mugs game.

  228. 228
    Several PMT Wimmin, asked why 2+2 = 5, answering, says:

    BECAUSE IT DOES!!!!!!

  229. 229
    Quisling CamerMong says:

    Musn’t upset Brussels dear boy!

  230. 230
    DZ says:

    They are old fashioned Nazis, can’t get it out their systems

  231. 231
    PLC says:

    If I have to have women forced upon my board I am going to get a 22 year old pole dancer who can serve nuts and drinks during the board meetings

  232. 232
    No one does hatred and intolerance quite like the Left says:

    Does this weeks Hate crime map feature this weeks TUC conference ?

  233. 233
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair you should really excuse the intolerance and hatred which those folk on the facist Left regularly manifest after all where do you think all that impetus for mass slaughter and state sponsored violence comes from when they eventually seize the levers of power.

  234. 234
    Sick of the lot of them says:

    We mustn’t laugh – or if we do then the last laugh will be on us. Its not just hot air and fluff, they totally mean it. And, incase anybody here has forgotten: the Lib-Dems have scuppered the boundary review, Labour have been well ahead in the polls for the last 18 months. There is every chance they will be back in power with a comfortable majority in 2015, and they will be able to put their crazy agenda into action.
    Nobody really knows what Ed Milliband will do in power, he has been careful not to say – but at minimum Gove’s school reforms will be brought to a crashing halt and reversed, exactly as Tony Blair did with grant-maintained schools on 1997. The referendum lock on transferring power to Brussels will be scrapped. Expect a big increase in state spending, financed my money printing and taxation.

  235. 235
    Alexsandr says:

    they will love this one on mumsnet

  236. 236
    JH says:

    It’s true, the general quality of entrepreneurship has plummeted over the last 20 years, into a la-la land of nice-to-haves based on a fantasy economy constantly getting pump primed with funny money.

    It’s transitioned from:

    ‘What good or service do people actually need and are willing to pay for, can I provide it for less/better/quicker than the competition and add value, turning a profit’

    to

    ‘What whimsical bullshit would I spend my money on if I had an unlimited amount, well I like it so it should be a viable business to offer it at preposterous cost and overhead, into the jaws of a global recession’.

  237. 237

    Do the men have to give her advise when she’s reversing?

  238. 238
    Soapsuds says:

    More like our ‘enry if you ask me. She’s got a lethal left ‘ook, you know.

  239. 239

    Par for the course, but with less holes?

  240. 240
    Soapsuds says:

    The eunuch is not in at the moment. He just popped out for a quick sheikh.

  241. 241
    Soapsuds says:

    … and probably extra apostrophes all over the place.

  242. 242
    JH says:

    I imagine said lifts will refuse to work unless 40% of the occupants are wimmin?

  243. 243
    Soapsuds says:

    You could entertain the lads by changing your name to strippycow – just like that lady at the pool who has made all the headlines today.

  244. 244
    Soapsuds says:

    Governments would be of far more use if they were disposed to dissolve Brussels and all the crap.

  245. 245

    Look how well it worked at British Leyland! Men, we have a plan for that blank sheet of paper – oh sorry, and 40% women too!

  246. 246

    How about making 40% of HR jobs having to be filled by men?

    At least that way we might bring some sanity to personnel matters instead of the endless round of power tripping girlies with blob strops.

  247. 247
    Soapsuds says:

    Veritably sitting on a gold mine..

  248. 248

    Unfortunately, our petrol would glow in the dark, dammit.

  249. 249
    Another old bag says:

    maffs not being me strong point, wot’s forty percent of one?

  250. 250
    Lefties are loonies says:

    It’s only a matter of time before some nutter, probably Harriet Harman, insists that at any one time a certain percentage of EU countries must have women premiers. Otherwise the EU leadership isn’t properly representative blah blah. They’ve already steamrolled democracy in Greece; the EUcrats won’t be bothered about telling other member states to elect women leaders or else….

  251. 251
    Another old bag says:

    So we have 2 years to get the pitchforks sharpened properly then.

  252. 252
    Pundit too too says:

    A manager for 8 years while being a political activist. States it all really as she never got anywhere in business.
    And by any standards she looks like a man in drag.

  253. 253
    Pundit too too says:

    You mean you have a c*nt named Balls

  254. 254
    BBC, Guardian and Independent - our truth is the only truth says:

    Damn it it is simples.
    40% that appear to be women, 10% transexuals, 15% lesbians, 15% so called gays (not guys), 15% immigrants (mixture of legal and illegal to spice up life), 5% minorities of which English men are a part.

  255. 255
    King Solomon says:

    One would have to confess to being something else.

  256. 256
    Stonewall dictum supported by the BBC etc says:

    In 20 years time all “men” will be gays or bisexual and all women lesbian or bisexual. The EU will enforce it and people who do not agree will have to leave for other countries.

  257. 257
    Big Momma says:

    Trying to get a good education is difficult. Ever listened and watched the presentation skills of the loony left wing professors Bring Back Communism put on to extol the virtues of a left wing education or even their pet subject?
    Even Robert Peston would get his degree in communication compared to them. If they are so bad how can they transfer their learning – oh that’s right the students also have problems with English.

  258. 258
    Blair's Babes says:

    But look where we are now.

  259. 259
    Pundit too too says:

    I never talk to my neighbor about politics – mainly garden, weather, his problems, and other such rubbish.
    Mentioned the BBC yesterday and he went into a rage and diatribe that not only shocked me but reminded me of myself.
    Surely the dying off Archer’s fans and left wing activists are the only ones believing the BBC is impartial?

  260. 260
    Pundit too too says:

    I have seen female bouncers and bodyguards.
    Also rubbish collection and road building in Russia and further east.
    Go to Mongolia and you could easily believe that women run the country as they are into everything from top to bottom due to crushing alcoholism in men.
    In the west it is more about them having a cushy number, but this is propogated by the very vocal loony fringe minority led by Harperson and wife Jackass Dromey.

  261. 261
    Obamarama, Millepede and Clog your wise advisors says:

    Socialists governments everywhere are so successful they are havens of paradise for their inhabitants (should be habit in tents).
    Socialist run businesses are world leaders in their field.

  262. 262
    Pole Dancers Union. says:

    22 is a bit old for this type of work. We will be checking up on you.

  263. 263
    Some loony Australian Dr bint. says:

    My mother used to beat me constantly. But I forgive her.
    My father? What about him?

  264. 264
    keredybretsa says:

    Can anyone imagine companies having women like these running the show or making decisions? What happens to all the unemployed when companies are dissolved over night?

  265. 265
    Georgeous George says:

    http://www.bundesbank.de/download/volkswirtschaft/dkp/2012/201203dkp.pdf

    How come this no longer links to a paper showing that more women on boards leads to greater risk taking?

  266. 266
    Georgeous George says:

    You would chase away the spectators putting on too much inferior tennis

  267. 267
    Georgeous George says:

    She looks like the Portugal winner of Big Brother who used to be a Portuguy!

  268. 268
    Georgeous George says:

    So Harman, Short et al were only window dressing after all.


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