September 13th, 2012

EU Labour: Dissolve Companies That Don’t Meet Gender Quotas

Loony Labour in Europe strike again. PES Women, the wimmins’ section of the Party of European Socialists – the Labour Party’s grouping in the European Parliament – have this week called for companies that do not have more than 40% female board members to be dissolved. PES Woman president Zita Gurmai extolled:

“Aspirations are not enough. We need concrete targets to be met (40% of women on boards) and concrete consequences if those targets are missed. The crisis must not be an excuse for not including more women in decision-making positions.”

Apparently EU law should be changed to allow governments to file dispositions to dissolve companies that fail to comply with the crazy diktat from Brussels.

Nothing beats a good old-fashioned purge…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Send for a DR!


    • 3
      NOT Kebab Time says:



      • 38
        Norfolk's Finest says:

        So if I, being male, set up a company with a male business partner, I have to find a further 2 random women (rounding up to achieve the 40% minimum) to be directors of my and my partner’s company?

        NO F*CKING WAY.

        Were this ever to become legally required, I’d pick up my business and my potential to create jobs and move immediately to Canada.

        Lunatics, these ‘right on’ wimmin, the lot of them.


        • 97
          Harriet, Tessa, Anna, and the rest of the ugly sisters says:

          We’ve made a not of this comment, and I shall be seeking to make it law.


        • 110
          The Man Who Came In From The All Woman Shortlist says:

          If your Male business partner is Jack Dromey you should be OK


        • 139
          Enemy of the State says:

          EotS buggerd off last year and now live in armed conservative spacious USA. The UK is suffering from a government which has forgotten its manners and you need a revolution. Sadly you are not going to have one. I keep running into expat Brits – or should I say Brits in exile – all ABC1s and just glad to be out of the mad house. When you get done being mad – buy tickets and GET OUT!


          • Gonk says:

            Some very weird manipulative lefty shit going on here. Led by the usual
            suspects, promoted by the BBC. Son may go to west coast and by jove I might gatecrash.


          • General Cornwallis says:

            The trouble is that the US is nearly as bad, draconian government, slavish and absird heel clicking at the mention of “security, and a lunatic Marxist President. And as for Wimmin and PC, don’t get me started.


          • Princess PC P£atitudinous Po-Face Po£yTwadd£e, whining down at poor people from her Ivory Tower, says:

            I am a£ways RIGHT! And £ike Tony, I am very Rich!

            And, £ike Tony, I am never WRONG!

            Now stop this tedious complaining about the EUSSR and us SoSocialist Wimmin – and get to work, – you need to pay taxes so the temporary Government – until Gordon returns – can pay money to the Grouniad and the BBC.

            Remember! We are your Intellectual Betters! Take note! Follow Instructions!


      • 42
        hot to trot says:

        I do like a fresh kebab up my botty, with chillie sauce


      • 105
        Hmm let me think, how would I describe this woman.... says:

        Fucking nutter !


        • 111
          Blowing Whistles says:

          People (Men & Women) who read this blog – need to wake up a little bit – What you are getting are the views of “Extremist Feminists” – who go out of their way to dupe ordinary ‘decent and honest women’. The “Extremist Feminists” [EF’s] – let’s call them Sabine’s Mob – are deluded women – but they are – very careful and manipulative to dupe and decieve other women into their cause. They love divide & rule. One wonders if they the EF’s are not in fact communist, marxist, zioloons?


          • Blowing Whistles says:

            What will Melanie flip-lips or Polly twat have to say next week while they try to ‘move on their ‘marxist duplicitous agenda’ …? They’ll no doubt spin it up again for the easily decieved masses.

            Who is Mira Bar-Hillel? She knows FA about the Law of ‘Agency’ let alone Estate Agency.


          • Anonymous says:

            You are so interesting that you have to answer yourself.


    • 9
      TIPTO says:

      And what about all female boards?


    • 44
      Jack Dromey says:

      Where are the quotas for fun jobs like coalminer or sewer worker?


      • 80
        Marion the cat says:

        We have a female bin collector here, but guess what, equality means most aspects of life in the council worker but not actually the nitty-gritty, she drives the lorry, the men do the more physical work.


      • 158
        J.Edgar Electrolux says:

        I had a problem with the drains and after being fobbed off by the water authority eventually got on to the council. We’ll send some one along, they said. A couple of hours later two young women , presumably to stop me raping a solitary specimen, arrived. Dressed as for a disco, so unable to perform the basic requirements if a sewer inspector:
        – lift up a manhole cover
        -negotiate stinging nettles and creepy crawlies.
        -orientate the plans relative to the site.
        They left saying they would arrange for a tv crew to come and do an investigation sharpish.
        About a fortnight later, after I’d bought rods, frigged about and fixed things they phoned up to say the camera was u/s , didn’t know when it would be fixed; toodle pip.
        Feeble doesn’t even come close to describing this.


    • 74
      UpYours says:

      They prove that there are much fewer women with high IQs than men.


      • 101
        A woman says:

        How shameful that powerful women like these with a platform don’t use it to tackle issues that are really important.
        Like bringing equality to the millions of women worldwide who are denied an education,a job or a vote. Females,many of them helpless children,who suffer genital mutilation and have no choice about marriage or divorce.
        Are these subjects too tricky for their girly brains?


        • 156
          What's Left? says:

          They wouldn’t want to upset their Jihad Lefty sistas


        • 191
          Swift says:

          The agenda here is to put men out of work and then get rid of them altogether. Eventually, there will be a few tame men kept in cages somewhere used for sperm production but society will be mainly made up of women.


          • Sobvyus innit says:

            That harridan demanded a “concrete” solution. Isn’t there a bridge or motorway or something similar being built nearby that we could bury them all under?

            There! Fixed it.


  2. 2
    NOT Kebab Time says:

    I’m on a roll.


  3. 4
    Playing With Quangos While Rome Burns says:

    Take the unemployment figures of European countries and add 10% to them and you’ve got nearer to the real figures.


  4. 5
    Mr Orwell says:

    Perhaps the new European Federalised Fourth Reich can instigate a new ruling re-introducing labour camps, gulags and political camps for dissidents…..


    • 7
      What's Left? Not much..... says:

      I suspect Ms Harman has already signed up……


      • 11
        It's not funny any more says:

        You might all laugh at this crap proposal but many ideas that were deemed crazy like this just decades ago have now gone mainstream……the wackadoodle Left of the 1970s, 1980s & 1990s now run our local government, our media, the BBC propaganda news service, the charity-bureaucratic complex, the quangocracy, our schools and colleges, the judiciary, the police “service”……all paid for by their class enemies.


        • 15
          jgm2 says:

          Indeed and that ‘no platform’ policy has now extended to criminalising anybody who questions what the fuck is going on with immigration, or who can stay in their B&B and so on and so forth…


        • 36
          Ex-Tory says:

          Spot on! Guido may laugh, but this will be law within 10yrs if not sooner.


          • George Smiley says:

            These people are prepared to play a very long game you know.


          • JH says:

            I don’t know, the bulk of frothing lefties seem to be in their mid-late 50’s now, of the short-grey-haired lezza variety in the most part.

            The younger breed seem to be just chancers in the Laurie Penny/Owen Jones mould, who will give up their precious fucking lefty ideals once a bit of cash comes their way.

            Once the gobshite public-sector unionite firebrands borne of the 70s peter out, we should hopefully have a quieter, more productive life.


          • Axel says:

            You are so right George, the society that I grew up in (a Midlands’ town in the mid 60s) was really still living in the culture of the 50s, that world has been totally destroyed, many things did need changing, prejudice based on race is not acceptable in any situation, and true meritocracy should always be the aim of any organisation public or private. But that is not where we are heading with stuff like this. Once the cash runs out and no will lend us anymore (next 20 years) and the economy shrinks as the real money moves East to put us in the top 500 economies instead of the top 20 then this stuff will go away. It will be painful.


        • 95
          Engineer says:

          Yeah. And the country’s bust. Go figure, as they say.


        • 120
          Leftluver says:

          Common theme is they are public service jobs and not private, so as commented earlier- smart cookies up sticks and move to more friend environment to do a start up.


  5. 6
    Eric Joycedick says:

    We need targets, quotas and more boxes to tick le


  6. 8
    MrAngry61 says:

    I’ll bet that Zita Gurmai never had a real job – and hasn’t thought through the implications of her suggestion.


  7. 10
    the savant says:

    Why not go further —

    Disband all men who do not possess a vagina ( and talk in monologues).


  8. 12
    jgm2 says:

    Should that be PMS Women?


    • 21
      the savant says:

      Possibly more like PMT women .

      Discomfiture for one day a month then they go away — until next month .


      • 98
        Best ban the lot of them says:

        But, in the round, all things considered, taking the broad perspective, a fair number of them are at it at any one time. So there’s a nice little equation – if anyone dare write it down – and, as with the Muzzys, – there might be BIG trouble for anyone who dared to speak the truth..


      • 136
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        ONE day?

        You have been exceptionally lucky with your choice of females Sir.


        • 155
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Didn’t Channel 4 fund a film called ‘One Day’ out of Birmingham – wonder what happend to that film? – well I don’t wonder.


  9. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I understand women make up most to the conservation officers in Gloucestershire. What we need is positive action to ensure the gender distrubution of conservation officers reflects the population gender distribution.


    • 24
      Aunty Matter says:

      Close any school that doesn’t have at least 40% male teachers, so that’s every state school closed then.


    • 25
      Aunty Matter says:

      Oh and every NHS hospital closed


    • 26
      Aunty Matter says:

      Oh and every council closed (although that would be quite good)


      • 88
        just saying says:

        When my kids joined the local primary school,the majority of teachers were male. It was a great state primary with an enviable academic and sporting history.
        Then Labour were elected and brought with them an obsession with targets,form filling and non-competitive sports.Most of the male teachers left.


        • 163
          Old Tory Bigot says:

          [oh this tedious fucking mod bot]

          Any man wishing to become a teacher in the state sector is automatically suspected of being a p@edophile by the sisterhood that controls British education from top to bottom. Of course, women are never p@edophiles are they?


          • Aunty Matter says:

            When a woman teacher abuses a child the feminists claim the boy was responsible. It’s known that boys abused by women are too ashamed or frightened (they won’t be believed or that they should have enjoyed it) to come forward.

            Feminists are totally bonkers.


          • beast says:

            And there would have been a queue to be “abused”


          • EffOff says:

            Plenty of women psychologically damage children by the way they behavewhen they are on the rag or menopausal.


          • Several PMT Wimmin, asked why 2+2 = 5, answering, says:

            BECAUSE IT DOES!!!!!!


          • Some loony Australian Dr bint. says:

            My mother used to beat me constantly. But I forgive her.
            My father? What about him?


          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            It is of course the same group that hates any kind of aggressive play and – sin of sins – competitive sports!!!!


  10. 14
    ed martin says:

    odd how both the withdrawal-of Labour party and the Tawdries want to kill business

    whether it is using business assets to finance City shenigans or by stuffing business with feckless overhead

    what’s the answer – just don’t incorporate?


  11. 16
    Fish says:

    Of course Labour have their quota already, including;


    Surely this proves that there has to be some sort of compentence threashold.


  12. 19
    Captn P says:

    So you are faced with closure or appointing board that consists of 40% female members.

    Do transsexuals count? If not just register as a female trapped in a man’s body. What if the board members are married to each other (same sex) would that count, could they declare themselves the female of the household.

    So much regulation, so much fun …


    • 50
      Sean O'Hare says:

      ..If not just register as a female trapped in a man’s body

      Oooh you don’t wan’t to be doing that! Next thing you know you’ll involuntarily become a eunuch


    • 189 says:

      You have to have 20% transsexuals as well as 40% women.


      • 254
        BBC, Guardian and Independent - our truth is the only truth says:

        Damn it it is simples.
        40% that appear to be women, 10% transexuals, 15% lesbians, 15% so called gays (not guys), 15% immigrants (mixture of legal and illegal to spice up life), 5% minorities of which English men are a part.


  13. 20
    The fishy world of business says:

    What happens where there are only 3 people on the board. Will chainsaws come into play?


  14. 22
    Aunty Matter says:

    I agree but they can also include the armed forces, police and fire service then, oh and don’t forget those deep sea divers.

    Oh silly me those are all dirty dangerous jobs, women don’t want to do those do they?

    I demand at least 40% of the dead soldiers coming back from Afghanistan are women, do you think the feminist will be supportive?


  15. 23
  16. 27
    CIS SCUM says:

    What about transgender people


    • 33
      Tachybaptus says:

      The next EU law will enforce transgender surgery for all men. Problem solved.


      • 256
        Stonewall dictum supported by the BBC etc says:

        In 20 years time all “men” will be gays or bisexual and all women lesbian or bisexual. The EU will enforce it and people who do not agree will have to leave for other countries.


  17. 34
    Anonymous says:

    I am gloomily unsurprised that PES and their like do not push for equality in all jobs. Surely if they are willing to take a role on the board of a waste management company, then they should be prepared to collect the bins, too?


  18. 35
    Gooey Blob says:

    40% now is too far too fast…


  19. 43
  20. 46
    Anonymous says:

    These people persons are mentally sick and should be treated as such.


    • 57
      maybe. says:

      it does appear that everyone has a different reality……a different function in life.
      on that basis the only thing which equalises us is the ability to breathe.
      Indians talk about 5 fingers on the hand….all different…..all with a different function….all connected.


  21. 49
    TrT says:

    I a routinely denied the highest pay rise because my department isnt 50% female.
    The departments that are 80% female are not punished for failing to have enough men.


    • 51
      W.W. says:

      I presume you work in the public sector.



      • 83
        TrT says:

        quasi currently, but not always.
        Its getting around, quotas for ethnics and wimmin are targets in PDRs in a wide variety of places.
        PDRs drive pay on everything but recruitment.


        • 126
          W.W. says:

          What’s a PDR?

          I worked for a private company doing some work for the DWP, they where constantly advertising LGBT awareness courses.

          Funnily enough, I have never once seen a private company advertise a LGBT awareness course.



          • J.Edgar Electrolux says:

            How thick do you have to be not to be aware that someone is LGBT?


          • Tay King-dePisse says:

            What about your namesake’s case, J. Ed? I reckon that you’d have needed a completely spotless past to have tried to “out” him. But none ever cast the first stone, because none were without sin: “Yeah? So what if I’m a nelly boy, which, by the way, you’ll never prove; you used to hump your kid sister– thought we didn’t know about that, huh? Isn’t it amazing what we can get people to tell us!”


  22. 53
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite on a motorbike says:

    Communism at its most ridiculous. Pathetic.


  23. 54
    Beast says:

    Be fair
    Somebody has to get the tea and biscuits and maybe give a BJ under the boardroom table as the chaps get down to serious matters
    So women do have a place in the boardroom


  24. 55
    smoggie says:

    Since there are nowhere near 60% men in PES Women – the wimmins’ section of the Party of European Socialists – it should be dissolved forthwith.

    Lead by example sisters (and put the kettle on while you’re at it).


  25. 56
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Wanna bet something like this will soon follow?

    “Well, we really don’t want to disrupt the whole economy by winding down businesses willy-nilly based on this law– it wouldn’t help the female workers, for a start; but we do believe in the aspirational nature of these provisions, and to that end, we propose that such enterprises as do not have such representation on their Boards will have to pay a mulct, the amount to be determined, the proceeds to go towards programmes geared for women’s issues…”

    In other words, a shakedown racket, on a scale to dwarf Reg and Ron’s old sorts of criminal enterprises.


  26. 58
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite on a motorbike says:

    “Apparently EU law should be
    changed to allow governments
    to file dispositions to dissolve
    companies that fail to comply
    with the crazy diktat from



  27. 60
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Coming to an eussr town near you courtesy of harardianman.

    Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC MP, Minister for Women and Equality, and Zita Gurmai MEP, President of PES Women


  28. 65 says:

    We have an anti-business Secretary in a government ruled by an anti-business organisation in an anti-business continent.

    How could growth and employment possibly prosper?


  29. 68
    nellnewman says:

    All the more reason for us to get out and let our companies expand in freedom. Then I wish the eu and their companies joy of that .


  30. 69
    • 78
      nellnewman says:

      At least she didn’t claim £100k pa for a derelict garage pretending it was an office or spend most of her time living in Paris courtesy of the UK taxpayer.

      mcshame is a leach of the worst kind.


  31. 72
    bigoted women says:

    when are these dykes going to understand that stuff like this only discriminates themselves.

    Women should be hired on a board of directors because of their talent, not because of an arbitrary figure.


    • 73
      stroppycow says:

      Btw how IS Gordon these days?


    • 76
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      Margret Thatcher only got her place because of quotas, did she not? Nah, it was that thing the left used to bang on about in the sixties: Meritocracy.


      • 79
        Gooey Blob says:

        The left constantly complain about how terrible Thatcher was. While she soundly beat three Labour leaders in successive elections, it never occurs to them how unelectable Labour must have been?

        I have a theory that the left’s anger is really at their own side, but they cannot come to terms with blaming themselves, so they direct their fury at the person who repeatedly showed them how rubbish they were.


  32. 75
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Mind you as daft as this batty money wasting idea from the eussr is, daves HS1 comes in a close 15 minuets behind.

    Perhaps he might take kindly to La Gurmai and her wet dream.


  33. 81
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I apologise unreservedly for the state of the UK economy.


  34. 82
    Anonymous says:

    High time we left the EU and left them to it.


  35. 84
    TomCatesby says:

    Loony Tunes! The nutters are running the asylum with this one. I think we all remember what a triumph all’wimmin’ short lists have been to ‘New Labour’. What is wrong with choosing the right person for the job based on talent, knowledge, experience and capability regardless of what is between their legs?


  36. 85
    nellnewman says:

    Only folks who have no talent, competence, qualifications or ability would want promoting for their gender.


    • 94
      All must 'of' prizes says:

      Or educational achievements


    • 102
      Anti Fabian says:

      So that’d be most lefties then.


      • 130
        nellnewman says:

        Well certainly anyone in politics is not there because they have any abilities, skills or education.

        Politics is an easy ride to vast amounts of easy money. So I suppose in all fairness the hattyharpics and eagles and shrill yvettes think in their simple grasping minds that that is what business and manufacturing is all about too.


  37. 93
  38. 96
    Jack Hatemen says:

    I agree


  39. 100
    JH says:

    It must be really, really awful to be a woman and have this invisible, impenetrable force field preventing them from starting their own companies, and employing whoever the fuck they please on the board.

    It’s almost, almost as if they can’t do that because female ‘entrepreneurs’ business ideas are almost universally shite, and usually involve something fucking ludicrous like making luxury dog biscuits that they think will be able to sell for £5 each. In a recession. That cost £5.25 each to make by the time they finish pissing around.

    I’m sure that is not the case though. That would be sexist.


    • 106
      beast says:

      You left out event organisation, catering (done by male chefs) shoes that break their feet and fall apart after 4 hours
      Bags that you cant carry up a mountain and live out of
      Childrens clothing that costs more than a Jermyn St suit and gets binned after a month, thinking that an AGA is a good idea
      The list of things that should disqualify 99percent of any of them from a position of authority is endless
      Sadly they control the pussy , which they then withhold after a while and then get bitter when we go elsewhere
      Best just to use them using guile and the move on pretending that you care


    • 113
      Wimmin's Business Scents in a Nutshell says:

      Don’t forget ‘scented candle shops’. Rent a shop, fit it out, insure it, pay £20K pa in business rates, employ several staff in expensive custom uniforms with something like ‘Scented Candles 4U dot com” on them, and fill said shop with £100K (RRP) worth of scented candles which, of course, no home can do without.

      And, as you sit there beneath your shoulder pads, dreaming of the thousands of customers who are bound to come, you watch the tumble-weed blow past the shop door, interrupted only by the postman/woman delivering all the final demands.

      And then blame men for the fiasco.


      • 119
        Gordon says:



      • 182
        Charlie Darwin says:

        Mother nature is a right bitch.


      • 227
        jgm2 says:

        In all fairness my heart sinks any time I hear anybody declaring that they’re going to quit the rat race and run a shop/cafe/pub/deli on a twee local High Street.

        Man or woman. And all the ones I’ve known to try have been men.

        The taxes will fucking well cripple you. And if they don’t then the hours will. And if they don’t then the staff will. It’s not worth the effort.

        Anybody opening a shop on the High Street must be out of their mind or money laundering. The only chap I know whose managed to make a ‘go’ of it is a Turkish chap who fixes mobile phones/fixes the screens on iCraps when the kids drop ‘em/unlocks phones – that kind of shit. Makes a fucking mint. Sitting there flogging scented candles or Kath Kitson mugs is a fucking… mugs game.


        • 236
          JH says:

          It’s true, the general quality of entrepreneurship has plummeted over the last 20 years, into a la-la land of nice-to-haves based on a fantasy economy constantly getting pump primed with funny money.

          It’s transitioned from:

          ‘What good or service do people actually need and are willing to pay for, can I provide it for less/better/quicker than the competition and add value, turning a profit’


          ‘What whimsical bullshit would I spend my money on if I had an unlimited amount, well I like it so it should be a viable business to offer it at preposterous cost and overhead, into the jaws of a global recession’.


  40. 103
    beast says:

    Women need no more power other than that which resides between their legs


  41. 104
    Engineer says:

    We demand a workforce in which all jobs have 50% women, 10% effnics, 20% disabled, 25% pensioners, 12.5% under 18s, and the other half must be from disadvantaged backgrounds. Oh, and no qualified people, either; we don’t want any of that elitism.


    • 129
      W.W. says:

      We live in the only country in the world where a good education is held against you.



      • 147
        Schools Must Not Produce Winners says:

        Cambodia under Pol Pot was like that.


      • 257
        Big Momma says:

        Trying to get a good education is difficult. Ever listened and watched the presentation skills of the loony left wing professors Bring Back Communism put on to extol the virtues of a left wing education or even their pet subject?
        Even Robert Peston would get his degree in communication compared to them. If they are so bad how can they transfer their learning – oh that’s right the students also have problems with English.


  42. 109
    JH says:

    Can anyone remind me of any gender bias in public sector recruitment circa 1997-2010?

    I doubt there was any. I’m sure it was exactly 50:50 across the sexes, right wimmin? Because that’s fair, right?


    • 115
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Ask Jack Straw.


    • 121
      Jessica Dromey says:

      This is a subject after my own heart.


    • 219
      JH says:

      I’m also sure that the rate of job loss since the Fife fuckup rammed the economy into the buffers is exactly 50:50 for women:men. Not.

      That won’t stop them moaning that public sector job losses disproportionately affect women, while hilariously avoiding the indefensible fact that it is only true because more women were disproportionately employed there in the first place.


  43. 112
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Jack Straw says it’s all Thatcher’s fault that companies don’t have at least 40% female boards. Straw says the companies concerned should be waterboarded.


  44. 114
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Mark Serwotka says less than 40% is a resounding success.


  45. 117
    Gordon says:

    under public pressure I have renounced my pension.
    Don’t really care. My raids made all pensions poor value anyway.


    • 133
      nellnewman says:

      Except gordon knew he could claim ex PM’s expenses for life up to a max of £500k pa on top of his current mp’s salary and expenses.

      Not to mention all that money he’s raking in by not putting in his hours at the HoC and travelling the world giving worthless lectures to idiots who are paying him a fortune to listen to his drivel.


  46. 118
    annette curton says:

    If it is such a good idea why don’t they first change their laws so that all EU business is conducted on a gender neutral basis, every time I see Farage having a pop he is surrounded solely by middle-aged males with extended lunch bellies.


  47. 131
    Jackaline Dromey says:

    Either way I win!


  48. 137
    BoJo's one eyed trouser snake says:

    That is just fucking hilarious, it’s made my day!


    • 206 says:

      No Boris. They said they wanted 40% women in the boardroom – not the bedroom. Now put it away before it catches an STD.


  49. 141
    Sir William Waad says:

    Lady Waad is willing to put her name forward as a piece of well-paid window-dressing for the boards of public companies.


  50. 143

    Why do women have smaller feet ?
    So they can get closer to the fuckin sink
    Now wheres my dinner ?


    • 148
      Nicholarse Clegg says:

      Bigot! You cannot say that sort of thing about women! (Unless you’re a Muslim, in which case it’s your culture, and I thoroughly respect and celebrate that.)

      PS: Wanna hear about all the women I’ve shagged? They’re meat. Tasty meat.

      But you’re a bigot if you abuse them. (Unless you’re a muzzie. Or me.)


  51. 149
    Kiwi report on cannabis smoking says:

    Our study of cannabis smokers shows that dope smoking lefties have lower IQs

    This means that:

    a) lefties are as thick as pig shit
    b) socialism really is officially a mental illness
    c) righties have higher IQs


    • 150
      Enemy of the State says:

      Even the Bible disses lefties –


      2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
      but the heart of the fool to the left.


  52. 152
    Enemy of the State says:

    2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
    but the heart of the fool to the left.



  53. 157
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Excellent blog – shows how easily the Power(corrupted)s That Be – PTB can so easily divide us men & women – while the PTB are having another right old larf.

    Wake up FFS.


  54. 164
    Saffron says:

    The EUSSR bedwetting women and their opinions are not worth a toss and why this is a subject is beyond me.
    Prior to me retiring I sat for a number of years on an executive commitee in the chemical industry as an engineer.
    On this commitee we had two women members,one was completely interested in grand opera and prattled on about it endlessly and the other talked about dining out and how she liked garlic,and she certainly reeked of it.
    Business to me was not their primary objective in that they were there as part of the furniture on a PR basis,we did make the right choices for the benefit of the company and it’s employees,and we prospered.
    Womens Lib and all of that:-
    All womens shortlist and Mrs Jack Dromedary,what a disgrace,what does this liebour union asshole of a short memory re cash bring to the table,absolutely zilch,was he treasurer or something of that ilk.
    Further this Mao asshole Barrosso and his state of the EUSSR union,just who does this guy think he is kidding.
    Mr Barrosso,would you like to explain to me and many others this:-
    In conclusion may I say that you and your attempt to ressurect COMMUNISM will fail as the markets WILL destroy you and your gang.


    • 171
      The Golem says:

      They are taking their time, Saffron. Since 2008, in fact. I hope you’re proved right in your final paragraph.


    • 198
      not a machine reloaded says:

      The EUSSR is I think trying to make two markets in bond re finance, as I see it they are trying to make the debts cheaper , which is different to reducing the debt .(Taps calulator) so still 2trn euro , dont know what the debt is as a % of total eurozone GDP , must be increasing as eurozone GDP is shrinking , so by making debt cheaper is just sympathy effort for GDP shrink . Basically nothing is happening only that they are increasing debt , they should sack Draghi and put Gordon Brown and Ed Balls in charge :)


  55. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Hilarious exchange on Twatter. MP Barry Gardiner in a spat with a climate sceptic gets his arse handed to him, threatening to sue but too stupid to know he is in fact talking bollocks. i.e. lying.


  56. 172
    Gordon, Tony and David says:

    Our company boards have over 40% women.


  57. 174
    Aunty Matter says:

    Newsnight talking about the total fuck up of Northern Cock 5 years ago. BBC manage to do the whole piece without a single mention of the one eyed benders from Fife’s role in it.

    Only sensible woman on panel mentions Gordon Brown being a twat and gets shut up by Emily Titless.

    Once again the BBC have erased their beloved Gordon from history.


    • 178
      WVM says:

      Yeah I had seen that too, typical biased BBC programming.
      On a lighter note I thought tranny Emily looked particularly ugly tonight.


    • 197
      not a machine reloaded says:

      Ah but did Alistair Darling confirm or deny changing the system to save banks was a good or bad thing , slippery eh…

      Basically labour are kinda having a bit of political era mix manouvers , like I said will be needing a stiff drink for this conference season


      • 259
        Pundit too too says:

        I never talk to my neighbor about politics – mainly garden, weather, his problems, and other such rubbish.
        Mentioned the BBC yesterday and he went into a rage and diatribe that not only shocked me but reminded me of myself.
        Surely the dying off Archer’s fans and left wing activists are the only ones believing the BBC is impartial?


  58. 176
    LoonsRus. says:

    So what’s next? A gayer quota, a Muslim quota, a darky quota, a tranny quota, a lunatic quota, a bin man quota, a dinner lady quota?

    Why are the lefty Euro loons trying to destroy freedom?


    • 179
      Money & Power says:

      Because they all seem to be smug egotistical I-know-better-than-you self righteous holier-than-thou sanctimonious hypocritical control freaks.

      Must be some sort of fucking disease.


    • 221
      JH says:

      Because they have absolutely no value to offer any process whatsoever. None.

      Like all lefties, they seek to assuage their own sense of inadequacy and self hatred by forcing random diktats on happier others.


  59. 183
    beast says:

    Mr WW
    as you say ify ou didnt want to fuck them or get cash off them it would be just a case of nodding whilst thinking about fucking them , getting money or a lift home

    It must be great to be a h o mo
    You get to shag people you like and not have to endure endless texts and conversations


    • 184
      beast says:

      Qualify that
      As you are either driving, reading, on the phone or being involved in an activity that doesnt invlove petting cats or discussing who is f 777ing who

      Larry Hagman has the right idea
      STF up before 900hrs and just STF on a Sunday


  60. 185
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Barmy socialist women – dontcha just love’em

    I’ll take her seriously when she also calls for the following jobs to be 40% filled by women:

    Front line soldier
    Underground miner
    Deep sea fisherperson
    Oil rig worker

    Surely she’ll do it – or is she sexist??


    • 194
      Swift says:

      Less than 2% of the casualties in Afghanistan have been women. So much for the eagerness of women to fight for women’s rights in the world. They only believe if equality that men will die for.


    • 260
      Pundit too too says:

      I have seen female bouncers and bodyguards.
      Also rubbish collection and road building in Russia and further east.
      Go to Mongolia and you could easily believe that women run the country as they are into everything from top to bottom due to crushing alcoholism in men.
      In the west it is more about them having a cushy number, but this is propogated by the very vocal loony fringe minority led by Harperson and wife Jackass Dromey.


  61. 196
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Still mulling things over .

    Dont know what to make of QE3 , are there banks beggining to look like Northern Rock did ?….

    I appreciate the rebuttal on green energy , and industrial ecnomics , but you have to decide if destroying ecology is a wise thing , rather than working with it . I have some mine workings near me and you could not eat what you grew on that soil . If the communist countries want to eat from a toxic food chain , seems a reductionist spiral . It is because I have some understanding of some of the basic cycles of nature , that I am so against the wrong sort of approach , the industrial economic argument just seems too narrow , when you are on about toxicity on long time scales . I mean isnt your argument , have industrial success never mind the health costs ?


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  64. 207
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Good Morning all

    Just off to the lavatory.

    Guido is on the money as always “Nothing beats a good old-fashioned purge.”


    • 210
      Vile LieBore destroyed my Country and CamerMong continues the destruction says:

      Many people dislike me, – or worse, they ignore me completely. I haven’t the faintest idea why!


  65. 212
    James Gandolfini says:

    “Concrete consequences” sounds like something from Goodfellas, which sort of makes sense when you consider this is the left.


  66. 213 says:

    French magazine now showing topless female pics of Princess Kate.

    I demand that any British press showing naked pics of the royal family should do so with at least 40% being female or else the paper should be dissolved.


  67. 215
    Lifter says:

    How about I voluntarily dissolve my company and and destroy all the tooling, drawings and material specifications and you know the lifts you use in EU Parliament they won’t fucking work any more.


  68. 216
    Lou Scannon says:

    The Gruinard has a hate-crime map ( Can’t be arsed to read it all but can’t help wondering how meaningful it is when every time the likes of Harman open their mouths they commit such a crime. How many Labour MPs have been convicted so far ?


    • 225
      I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

      “A Councillor who said a minefield should be planted around a travellers’ site has been told to attend equality training.” – Daily Telegraph, today, p6.

      How about ‘travellers’ who think it’s OK to turn parts of rural England into a fucking rubbish dump are forced to attend “equality training”, too?

      “YES, Mr Pie Key, the law applies to you, too! Now write out 1,000 times, ‘I will obey the law like everyone else because I am not a special case’.”


    • 232
      No one does hatred and intolerance quite like the Left says:

      Does this weeks Hate crime map feature this weeks TUC conference ?


  69. 222
    What's the point of having nukes if we're not going to use them? says:

    Angry muzees again causing trouble and murder in the world because someone’s dared to mock their kiddie fiddling prophet. These savages should get the Hiroshima and Nagasaki treatment. One strike and the ones left will then know they have to behave themselves.


  70. 231
    PLC says:

    If I have to have women forced upon my board I am going to get a 22 year old pole dancer who can serve nuts and drinks during the board meetings


  71. 233
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair you should really excuse the intolerance and hatred which those folk on the facist Left regularly manifest after all where do you think all that impetus for mass slaughter and state sponsored violence comes from when they eventually seize the levers of power.


  72. 234
    Sick of the lot of them says:

    We mustn’t laugh – or if we do then the last laugh will be on us. Its not just hot air and fluff, they totally mean it. And, incase anybody here has forgotten: the Lib-Dems have scuppered the boundary review, Labour have been well ahead in the polls for the last 18 months. There is every chance they will be back in power with a comfortable majority in 2015, and they will be able to put their crazy agenda into action.
    Nobody really knows what Ed Milliband will do in power, he has been careful not to say – but at minimum Gove’s school reforms will be brought to a crashing halt and reversed, exactly as Tony Blair did with grant-maintained schools on 1997. The referendum lock on transferring power to Brussels will be scrapped. Expect a big increase in state spending, financed my money printing and taxation.


  73. 250
    Lefties are loonies says:

    It’s only a matter of time before some nutter, probably Harriet Harman, insists that at any one time a certain percentage of EU countries must have women premiers. Otherwise the EU leadership isn’t properly representative blah blah. They’ve already steamrolled democracy in Greece; the EUcrats won’t be bothered about telling other member states to elect women leaders or else….


  74. 264
    keredybretsa says:

    Can anyone imagine companies having women like these running the show or making decisions? What happens to all the unemployed when companies are dissolved over night?


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