September 12th, 2012

Video: Farage Attacks Hollande’s “Hate Tax for the Successful”


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    Twat Watch says:

    Barroso is a smug twat.

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    The EUSSR Dictatorship says:

    The EU is a shambles.

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    Wes says:

    Your either in front of Guido or erm in front ?

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    Bad Apple says:

    How an iPhone 5 is made.

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    Forkbender says:

    Farage is getting wierder and wierder, why does he remain in the European Parliament and why does not stand for a UK seat if he is so sure of his following

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    Forkbender says:

    No comment!

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    Gooey Blob says:

    “Conservative PM in very deep trouble”? That’s stretching it a bit. Kinnock and Foot had mid-term leads well over 20% in the polls and went on to lose the following elections. Miliband’s bounces around the 6-11% mark, and he’s not of the calibre of Foot or Kinnock. It’s Labour who are in very deep trouble if they cannot do better than this half-way through an unpopular austerity government.

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    annette curton says:

    Go Nige!, tell it like it is because nobody else will.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Every time I hear Nigel Farage speak I get more and more to like the guy. Go give it to em Nige.

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    beast says:

    any truth in the rumours that Gormlesss McMental is to be brought in to sort out this whole sorry Euro farce ?
    With his vision and skill set it should all be over by Christmas

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    ToonBob... says:

    Hmmmmmmm more like a corrupt cabal ………. f*cking tw*ts.

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    Barnacle Bill says:

    I have a pet Portuguese man o’ war called Barroso. He’s spineless and highly poisonous.

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    ToonBob... says:


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    Jimmy says:

    Why would a staunch believer in national sovereignty be using public funds to make a video criticising the tax policy of another sovereign state?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Hollande’s hate tax on successful people. It is, I’m afraid a disease of the left. What does piss me off though is the high salaries taken by the union leader parasites in this country. Then the shit they spout. Serwotka is one that I particularly hate.

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    Trouble in Libya says:

    Muslims are backwards savage murderers blinded by a wretched ideology that teaches them it’s ok to murder non-muslims. I’m an atheist but I’ll give credit to Christians in that they don’t resort to group violence, they left that behind centuries ago. It’s muslims who are stuck in a medieval mindset in which mass murder is regarded as a normal reaction to anything they don’t like.

    Islam is anti-rational and anti-civilization. We need to show these savages we won’t tolerate their behaviour. Carpet bomb Libya and maybe they’ll get the message. That is, if Obama doesn’t go over to bow at their leaders.

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    Enemy of the State says:

    Barroso is a Maoist, what else can one expect from such a man? I look forward to the day the EU ceases to exist.

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    Selohesra says:

    His only redeeming feature is that his name sounds like a rather pleasant bottle of red – waitier another bottle of the Barasso when you have a minute

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    What about the British in Australia. Didn’t us brits use to shoot aboriginies for fun at the weekends. Then what about the brutal trade in slaves, and then how did we treat the indians during the Raj.
    By the way I am in no way condoning the action you speak of, just pointing out how all creeds and religions can be murderous scum.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Because he has no chance of winning. When it comes to a GE, most people rank the economy as being more important than the EU. Seeing as a vote for UKIP risks letting Balls loose on the economy, few people are prepared to countenance it.

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    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    That little twat Falange should keep his sanctimious little gob out of French internal politics .

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    Frederick says:

    Julian Falange ?

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    CHIN CHIN says:

    The only things these koonts understand is a firing squad infront of them like Ceausescu

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    Truly says:

    The economy can never recover while we consort with the criminal cabal that calls itself the EU.

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    Anonymous says:

    funny how Guido really gets off to this unstable clown

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    Anonymous says:

    How much money do we send in the post to brussels

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    Le President Hollandaise says:

    Allo, c’est moi mes perfidious anglais! Zut alors, one Olympic triumph and ze would zink ze Empire is back! Zo! In your dreams, les rosbifs!

    Leetle cheeky, saucy boy Hollandaise, says up your Barrosos you sad anglo saxon losers!

    As for me, you can ave all zo reech French taxpayers! Who needs zem in my socialiste paradis! Stock up on ze escarcots and the grenouille legs!!

    Sacre bleu! Vive Le Federation!!

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I had an internal once, suffice to say it got very messy.

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    The Front Page says:

    Guido is a Front for The Front

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    Keep voting LibLabCon says:

    Yeah, I’m laughing my bollocks off.

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    ? says:

    “be using public funds to make a video”

    YouTube on the licence fee tit now?

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    Jimmy says:

    I’m obviously going to have to explain this one slowly.

    Do you recognize the room he’s in?

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    ? says:

    “using public funds to make a video”


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    Guidopedia says:

    Being a member of the European Union has been a one-way street for Britain. Contributions from Britain to the EU budget have outstripped the benefits received in every single year of membership.

    In total since 1979, Britain has paid in about €260 billion (£228 billion). It has received back in benefits just €163 billion (£143 billion). The difference of €97 billion (£85 billion at today’s exchange rate) has been Britain’s subsidy to the European project.

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    tra tra la la land grab co says:

    Too much!, I’d like to see it cut down to zero.

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Yoghurt brings more to our culture than islam

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    CHIN CHIN says:

    The world is too soft and spoiled now to do what should be done and humanity is too stupid and ego centric to learn from history.

    The reconquista happened for a good reason.

    There has been a bombing in Porkistan every day this week, let the tree huggers and do gooders live with that going on everyday and see how soon they keep their act up, well it won’t be long till that starts happening across Europe, probably two decades at most.

    That is where we went wrong ultimately, if people wanted more that we should of sent them packing to the countries, the leftwingers who in the early 90’s claimed Britain was too ghastly white, should of rounded them up and said if you don’t like it leave and sent them packing.

    Instead we fell for the oldest trick in the book, the trojan horse, listen to the daft idiots who think they can save the world single-handedly and will be the first to have their heads chopped off. Imported it all to us like AIDS or Cancer and let them cultivate it and make excuses for it while it grows and grows and wipes out the original way of life.

    The only thing you can do is find an enclave away from them or form one with like minded people and isolate yourself from the barbarians and let them all kill each other off or die off from their own stupidity. Learn from the mistakes of the past, survive and go on to warn any future generations.

    Our ancestors and nature are alot smarter than we give them credit for, death is the only cure for terminal stupidity and a continued state of willed ignorance.

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    Anonymous says:

    and you people wonder where our money goes

    cameron the master of hypocrisy rides again

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    Al E Barber says:

    Bit tricky trying to catch those carpets on the ground, surely ?

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    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    Yes, you do need a doctor…

    Try not to let your liberal guilt get the better of you – and keep your mealy-mouthed little ideas to yourself. You want us all to feel guilty do you? You want us all to let all of the people of the world who claim to be victims to do whatever they damn well want – all because a few hundred years ago we were involved in the slave trade? Grow a pair please….

    Are you not aware that slavery existed all around the world before then? We did not invent it. In fact, we abolished it!

    No thanks for that though. You would rather focus on what went on before then, and hand it on a plate to our enemies (oh..and by the way…yes…we do have enemies….there are people out there who given the chance would wipe us off the map). You however want to be friends with everyone. Grow up – or get a better grasp on human nature please…

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    Hey Lordy, pick a bale of cotton. says:


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    WVM says:

    Zero… I want a full fucking rebate with interest!

    The cheeky bastardos.

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    J Cash says:

    I fell into a burning ring of fire. . .

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    WVM says:


    Like it.

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    The EUSSR Dictatorship says:

    All muslims I know are moderate and decent. You are refering to the extremist which you will find in all religions. The idiot who uploaded the footage on you tube is an American Christian extremist and knew full well the repurcusions that this would have on the extremist muslim communities. He should be held to account too.

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    Are you speaking about the Sixth Republic?

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    Unfortunately that recognition only lasts a matter of seconds. Could we not introduce the firing squad right at the beginning of the process?

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    Unfortunately, the current rates of interest that I have seen are 0% (at best. In NL they are negative…)

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    A Liebour gerrymanderer says:

    Yeah but you forgot about the built int 10% advantage we have and will keep thanks to our friends the Limp Dums

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    Waiter: Certainly sir! I shall go to the cellars and procure one forthwith. Do you mind just going to reception first and paying your bar bill? Sorry to mention it but there is a limit of £1tn each day at the ‘Otel Euro.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    What a wonderful idea. All politicians should be permanently attended by a personal firing squad. It would cost no more than their present security. And the constant memento mori would concentrate their tiny minds.

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    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    I agree. Too soft. Too spoiled.

    Only yesterday, as the islamists were tearing into the US Embassies/Consulates in Libya and Egypt intent on destruction and death – the US unbelievably sent out an apology for ‘any offenses’ caused by free speech.

    No mention of the fact that the response in Egypt and Libya was a massive over-reaction. Remember the reaction to the cartoons…?!? Death! Again!

    I don’t see Obama apologising to the Catholic Church for how his Obamacare plans offend Catholics… Oh no….

    Why all the appeasement and belly-rubbing for a number of ‘approved groups’?

    Is their culture special? Yes, they say….

    Well what about ours? Doesn’t ours deserve to be preserved?

    We are not standing up for our culture or our values anymore, and as such, our culture and our values are being invaded, dismantled and re-built by the groups that shout loud enough, and have the support of our politicians and the media.

    Is there no such thing as treason anymore?

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    No Comment says:


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    How do Apple get away with it? If that factory was making for Primark every bleeding heart Guardianista would be all over the story saying how awful and disgraceful it is. Could it be because Guardianistas do not use Primark but just love their “ethical” iPads and iPhones.

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    WVM says:

    Looks like Jimmy’s pissed again.
    Probably been drinking too much of that champagne a la socialist.

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    the mafia criminals in charge of the eu says:

    “Over Farage’s dead body…”

    That can easily be arranged, light aircraft accident.

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    BBC Newsroom lefties says:

    Don’t forget we get 4billion a year from the tax payer to promote Nu Labour.

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    Sophie says:

    Another panicking Cameroon.

    Even if Balls & Miliband are in 10 & 11 Downing Street after the next GE you will only have Cameron to blame.

    Suck it up – these are the days you social democrats in Camerons faux fake Tory Party have made.

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    Go Figure says:

    Its Clegg doesnt want to support thrboundary review because he knows the Tories would secure a majority without his support. Ergo ….

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    The History Man says:

    What about

    Boer civilians died in concentration camps , plus an unknown number of black Africans (107,000 were interned).

    Opium Wars..

    The first (slave) plantations that were in Ireland before they were exported to the US Colonies.

    This level of entrepreneurial spirit makes me proud (not) to be British!

    Shall I fuck off now…

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    £40,273,972.60 says:

    Actually it’s forty million two hundred and thirty seven thousand nine hundred and seventy two pounds and sixty pence per day.

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    Anonymous says:

    Without excusing the fact that The British embraced the Slave trade on an industrial scale , the fact remains that slavery was a way of life in the African continent for centuries yet you never hear them apologising for it.

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    Vile £ieBore ruined my country and The Tit in No 10 continues the destruction says:

    Fuck the €USSR, Camertwat, and all the grasping fuckwits who seek only their own sham advantage

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    Barrorosso says:

    But a wealthy smug twat

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    Bhenders and Bumfuckers R Us says:

    They look after OUR well-funded interests

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    An 'ethical' iPhoney or iPudding says:

    We’re the pseuds must ‘of’ !

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Fuck off. I am not liberal, I hate everyone and everything.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I have a fiery burning ring – if anyone’s interested.

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    The EUSSR merger continues under Camermong says:

    First Camermong joined us to the hip of the frogs with the Defence and Security Co-operation Treaty in 2010 and now this.

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    Anonymous says:

    If anyone knows Barraso’s diary dates, can we set up an assissanitation

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    The Tit in No 10, Kinnockio, and Horse face + many others says:

    worth every penny!

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    >>>Carpet bomb Libya and maybe they’ll get the message

    Mate, don’t mention carpets in North Africa, you’ll never get out of the souk

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    Mark Oaten says:

    *cough cough*

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    @ontablets says:

    R.I.P. Derek Jameson .

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    Ask those Muslims if they support Salman Rushdie’s right to write the Satanic Verses, or the MoToons cartoonists.

    I’m serious. The veneer of ‘moderation’ can be blooody thin.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    + 3

    Watching the footage it is as plain as the nose on your face that Barroso is an evil little communist shit and Farage is a good bloke.

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    bloke says:

    He is also a Hunt.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Whilst I’m happy for those who lost people at Hillsborough to finally get some truth at last, why is it almost EVERY scouser I’ve heard on the radio today seems to be blaming this Government?

    Even when one person Talksport challenged a caller to point out Cameron was a teenager at the time of Hillsborough, the scouse moron couldn’t help but spit the usual lefty venom about “Tory scum”.

    So what did Nu Labia do for the last 13 year about Hillsborough? Bum boy Burnham was wanking on yesterday about how this Government hasn’t released documents yet it wasn’t until 2009 (how convenient) just before the election that anything was done. Now Cameron like Bloody Sunday has to say sorry for something he had nothing to do with. Burnham was a cabinet Minister, he could have put pressure on Bliar or the one eyed cretin to get those documents released.

    If scousers really want to know why they are hated around the world they need to listen to the whining that comes from Liverpool on a daily basis. There was even the spin today that the Tories wanted to abandon Liverpool. As we know this was never taken seriously in Government and in fact Hesseltine was a big defender of Liverpool, something the BBC ignored.

    The idea that ‘Fatchur’ told the Police to cover up the disaster is a total joke, she like everyone else was fed a pack of lies, funny the left seem quick to forgive Labour for the murder of a million people in Iraq but seem to want to blame ‘Fatchur’ and the current Tory government for everything and anything.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    No, please stay, we need people to do the work our chavs dont do.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    Yes do. Because you know SFA about history.

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    Enjoy how your tax money is being spent! says:

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    Fish says:

    The BBC’s repeatedly biased Norman Smith tried to imply a link to Thatcher today, even though the Hillsborough panel had no evidence for this. The BBC was the only broadcast organisation to seriously try this on today

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    robbie says:

    So Nigel doesn’t like it then….?

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    Pot-kettle-black says:

    Then save yourself nearly a £150 by signing on here :

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    Babek Emit (A backward Kebab) says:

    South Yorkshire police are a bloody disgrace to this country.

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    Sanitation Nurse says:

    Not sure he’s clean enough!

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    Gonk says:

    If you’re not proud to be British, fuck off somewhere else then.
    Otherwise you would be a fucking lousy hypocrite, wouldn’t you.

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Centuries ago? I thought it was in 1945.

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    Kinnockio says:

    Pah! Don’t bother me with such trifles!

    Bring forth the glorious vin de France!

    What accounts need auditing? Pah! Accounts are for little people.

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    Jimmy's piddle says:

    Typical of a lefty not to know how real life works out of lala land.

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    roots says:

    It’s our culture innit?

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    Kinnockio says:


    It is also touching that Mr Blob above thinks most people vote based on rational evaluation of the facts rather than tribal loyalty. If only!

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    a bomb right up your shute says:

    Arabs were trafficking black slaves for centuries, why don’t tell them to fuck off?

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Ah, but a lots of the benefits have come our way.

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    Panorma is shyte says:

    Remember, Panorama had to give back their award after their sweatshop mock up was exposed. In a weeks time we will find out she is an actress who has a part time job in Primark. Teehee

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    On that little piece, Farage is a legend.

    Be afraid, left-wingers…be very afraid.

    You’ve done your worst, change is coming and you’d better get used to it.

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    same old says:

    I’ve got a feeling we’ll have to shoot the fuckers first, as per usual.

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I remember at the time of Heysel reading a letter in The Times from an Oxford reader who seemed to think that there was no need for the further existence of “this derelict monstrosity”. A few years ago wasn’t there a controversy about the possibility of the call to prayer echoing five times a day over the dreaming spires?

    What goes around comes around.

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    Tipsy Dave Cameron says:

    Not if I can help it.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

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    Georgie Bush says:

    Listen fellah. We started on them raggedy heads and they gave us such a whoopin’.
    We bowled into that pissant little sand pit of a country with our nine times your defence budget and we was walloped.
    Them sandy heads gone dun us in like a mule kick in a shantyshack.

    So ain’t no way on god’s green earth that we is goin’ to go anywhere near them A-rabs again.

    ‘Cause them boys don’t fight fair. They don’t stand on a plain and let our Abrams grind them to dust. They sneak a peek here. And skedaddle a doodle there. Goddam Insurgency. Just like the goddam Vietnam pajama pointy heads dun us.

    Nope! Next war is gonna be ‘gainst some civilised country that knows how to get beat easy and surrender real quick without a murmur.

    So we is all lookin’ at Italy or France.

  104. 104 says:

    If we are going to tax companies much more for being successful should we not also affix leg-irons to our gold medal Olympic winners?

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    Kunta Kinte says:

    Inhabitants of entire Cornish villages used to disappear overnight after raids by Arab slavetraders.

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    Mr Nobody says:

    The next year or so will be a good time to put your money on Cameron getting a majority, preferably just after a bad news day for the Tories when the odds have lengthened. Don’t leave it until nearer the time when the polls are starting to swing away from Balls and Miliband.

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    Fed up supermarket worker. says:

    Just so you know luv. I’ve just finished work now. That’s 9am-10pm mon-tue-wed this week. 9-6pm thur-sat. And last week. And next week too.

    Just so you know I’m tying to do something to earn my way out of financial difficulties. And every overtime pound I earn – you pinch a few pennies out of it.
    You take my money so you can go on sitting on your fat arse, eating your multipak and buying crap hair colour.

    Makes me weep.

  108. 108 says:

    Like having our fish stolen. I don’t like fish.

    Like being asked to bail-out reckless countries that joined the Euro and thought that gave them carte blanche to spend more than even a poxy Labour government did.

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    bbc n says:

    Clegg wants gay marriage approved. Tory backbenchers need to oppose it UNLESS Lib Dems first support boundary changes.

    End of.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Noman Smith is one of Libor’s finest journeymen.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Only an idiot would get McMental in to sort out the EU would be like getting Tony Bliar in to sort out the middle east problems….oh hang on!

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    AC1 says:

    Could have regular practise sessions with all blanks.

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    Mr Nobody says:

    The BBC are lying scumbags, no better than The Sun newspaper.

  114. 114 says:

    What year is this? Stop talking about the long distant past and talk about the present. FFS we all used to be bloody apes but that doesn’t give anyone the right to act like bloody savages now – as many Muslims do.

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    You’re letting the side down, dear. Come over to the ‘dark side’ and vote Liebour.

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    AC1 says:

    Er you’re completely mad. Free speech means being able to insult a p43dophile who’s been dead for 1400 years.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    the other fuckers in the chamber look quite established in their chairs. too smug for my liking or is it that they are resigned to their role as ( I’m a bit lost for the correct expression, perhaps I could get some suggestions) arseholesWho AreDestroyingTheEuropeByTheirGreedAndStupidIdeologies

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Requiescat in pace.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Either a nation state or a federated state. Can’t be both.

  120. 120 says:

    Its time the EU gang of crooks got off all our backs and gave the whole continent a vote on their corrupt, elitist, anti-democratic, unstable system.

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    Enoch Powell says:

    Only if they are immigrants.

    I see Dave is still letting them in by the droves.

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    Fuck the bbc says:


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    Sir William Waad says:

    Still, it’s nice to see that I was right about Hillsborough all along and that many who post here were wrong; only nobody seems to have twigged yet that it was Parliament’s decision to build cages at football grounds that made a disaster inevitable, nor that this was the result of media hysteria about ‘football hooligans’. (The cages were all removed after Hillsborough and nobody has ever missed them)

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    Balls and his tea-boy Miliband says:

    No, it’s worth ten times as much. If (miraculously) we get elected we’ll be working to ensure the UK pumps even more money into this wondrous and magnificent socialist folly, by borrowing vast sums of money our children can never hope to repay.

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    AC1 says:


    Paying the danegeld to people who ransom their own kids is never a good idea.

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  127. 127 says:

    One good thing about Britain is that nobody with any sense trusts any government any more. The state is now as trustworthy as Barclays. The internet is now able to expose the state’s wrongdoings which was not possible in the Hillsborough days. Only a few Liverpudlians were prepared to fight for justice.

    The problem today is that with regards to the EU nobody but a few UKIP supporters cares what is being done to us by unaccountable people.

    The EU is the Hillsborough of today.

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    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Over the wall we go,all coppers are bastards.

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    AC1 says:

    Glass Mecca.

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    Jizzlam says:

    When will we accept that muslims and democracy are incompatible? Stop wasting trillions in aid to these shitty barbaric countries. It doesn’t matter how many revolutions and “arab springs” there are, muslims cannot live without resorting to violence and mass murder over the tiniest grievance. Leave these fuckers to blow each other up.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes but the introduction of all seater stadiums and it has to be said the building of new stadiums also had a big effect.

    The government of the day also gave football an ultimatum to get its own house in order.

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    Chicken George says:

    You made that up.

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    just asking says:

    Is that Russell Bland?

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    make mine a large one says:

    Don’t be so judgemental.

    Dave likes to chillax and works hard, so I think that he deserves a piss up now and again.

    Needs to be careful that he doesn’t end up with a hooter like Sir Alex though.

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    Voltaire also said says:

    Up to Guido, but I do think you are abusing his hospitality, by trying to encourage visitors to your site.
    ‘8illy’ ultimately had to go because he was becoming the story.
    About time you had a rethink as to what your purpose is.
    If you want Guido to post your finds email him and he will post it on Seen Elsewhere.
    Post first if you have a pertinent comment, but don’t shit on other’s doorstep

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    Up Yours says:

    Fuck off, you shitstirring Izzy troll. Most people already know Israelis made that film to hatemonger between the West and Muslims on the anniversary of 911.

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    Hasbara spotter says:

    It was an ISRAELI, Sam Bacile, who made the film!

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    Hasbara spotter says:

    You need to look at the racism in your Talmud, Hasbara Goon..

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    Hasbara spotter says:

    And let’s stop supporting the Izzies.

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    AC1 says:

    It was made by an Egyptian Coptic Christian.

    Hope your back isn’t too sore from all the kowtowing to terrorists that you get up-to.

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    AC1 says:

    > When will we accept that muslims and democracy are incompatible?

    muslims and civilisation are also incompatible.

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    Butch Camertwat and the Smartarse Kid says:

    Aren’t we just so super-duper?

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    m'Lord Kinnockio, the Welsh Windbag and Sage (stuffing) says:

    The only way I could get Glynnis relaxed enough to enjoy the womanly part of her marital status was to recite volumes of my experiences. It was only when she was asleep that I could doze off. ISn’t that right Glynnis? o – she’s dozed off again.

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    AC1 says:

    Cast out the tinfoil hat from thine own head.

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    Kebab Watch says:

    Give it a rest ℬilly FFS!

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    Jizzlam says:

    Choo choo! Next train to Auschwitz leaves in fifteen minutes, muzee c unt!

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    DING! DING! - ROUND TWO! says:

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    Barbarossa then, Barrosso now says:

    “Inhabitants of entire Cornish villages used to disappear overnight after raids by Arab slavetraders.”

    Hunta Kinte above is correct. Read ‘White Gold’ by Giles Milton for an account of hundreds of thousands of Europeans enslaved by Arab raiding parties.

  149. 149
    Fattywar says:

    Probably put together by the Bagdag armature drama society.
    Can’t see Allah being too pleased that people had to be killed for this one.

  150. 150
    Susie says:

    And it looks like another of their ‘greenest government ever’ leprechauns is about to take the drop…

  151. 151
    Susie says:

    He will. Nigel Rocks!

  152. 152
    Susie says:


    Barroso tries so hard to look unconcerned. And fails.

  153. 153
    Susie says:

    And Bob Crowe with his six figure salary and living in a publicly-funded council house.

  154. 154
    Susie says:

    It’s the flying ones you have to watch out for.

  155. 155
    Gareth the mountain Mullah says:

    So why would any sane person commit suicide or kill others because of this cheapo home made vid?

    Allah will not be best pleased.

  156. 156
    BBC Mong says:

    He does not exist. The film made references to the persecution of Christians by muslims.

  157. 157
    BBC Mong says:

    It is the extremists that are mad and the person who made the film was deliberately being provocative and irresponsible. Free speech has consequencies, unfortunately.

  158. 158
    Double Bluff says:

    More likely a nutty christian who hates both the moozies and the izzies.

  159. 159
    BBC Mong says:

    Turkey is a progressive secular democracy.

  160. 160
    albacore says:

    If it’s madness, then it must be infective
    Only consider Parliament’s perspective
    In what still masquerades as democracy
    They’d as soon slit their throats as ask you and me
    For our approval of mass immigration
    And the genocide of the British nation

  161. 161
    Archie says:

    Go Nige!

  162. 162
    Wakey Wakey says:

  163. 163 says:

    Yorkshire have never forgiven Lancashire since the days of Richard III.

  164. 164
    Chukwit says:

    The unemployed of this country are the real wealth creators

  165. 165
    Archie says:

    +several thousand to all of those!

  166. 166
    Archie says:

    Slavery is STILL rife in Arab countries!

  167. 167
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    He has to talk slowly because he’s trying to remember what it is he’s supposed to say when in defence of the EU.

  168. 168
    Archie says:

    No more Sid Yobbo, gor blimey!

  169. 169 says:

    Nah. The criminals of this country are the real wealth creators. If it wasn’t for burglars people wouldn’t need to replace their property. If it wasnt for car thieves people wouldnt need to buy new cars. If it wasnt for muggers there would be less need for health products.

    Let’s hear it for the criminals. Hip! Hip! …

  170. 170 says:

    No. The crim*inals of this country are the real wealth creators. If it wasn’t for bur*glars people wouldn’t need to replace their property. If it wasnt for c*ar thi*eves people wouldnt need to buy new c*ars. If it wasnt for mug*gers there would be less need for he*alth products.

    Let’s hear it for the crim*inal scum*bags. Hip! Hip! …

  171. 171
    nellnewman says:

    A man of immense sense is our nigel. A great thorn under the skin of the barroso and van wotsits. Keep up the good work!

  172. 172
  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    All to accept feckin’ god botherers. Christian, Muslim, whatever. Go and worship your imaginary friend.

  174. 174
    Durr... says:


  175. 175
    Durr... says:

    -several million

  176. 176
    Durr... says:

    Very helpful (not).

  177. 177
    DZ says:

    This is what is known as a Wankers Bonus

  178. 178
    memories says:

    Question?, why has Lord Faulkner shown up sitting at the main table on the Hillsborough media show yesterday, now can someone remind me what was his job in Labour for 13 years, my memory is a bit fuzzy so please forgive me.

  179. 179
    anonymous says:

    so the truth will out about Thatcher and her friends the South Yorkshire police – remember they were her mates during the miners strike – talk about violent reputation they were criminal – regarding their cover up following the human tragedy / government murder of liverpool fans at hillsborough

    you tory boys really are scum

  180. 180
    orange coalition says:

    Holland rejects the thorn!.
    Dutch election results show rejection of Wilders eurosceptics with VVD [conservatives?] and PvdA [Labour] sharing the spoils. The fact that they must both participate and invite a further party too, to give them a majority to govern, adds to the usual fragile coalition that has now become the norm for decades, Holland having a 12-15 party system made up of extremities.
    You do not know how lucky you are to just have a 3 party system to c*ck up government.

  181. 181
    SP4BS says:

    No. That isn’t sensible. He’s still playing up to his home crowd, a little – less than he has in the past. When it would be more useful for him – and the debate – to not use his time in the parliment to directly irritate people.

    “hate tax” – unsubtle, liable to make “away crowd” ignore him.
    “lowering retirement age” – absolutely correct to bring up, it would have been better for this to have been the focus of what he was saying.
    Germans and their grandparents – a rather taboo point, tricky ground, but he might just have got away with it.

  182. 182
    Ahole says:

    13 years of Labour rule and 13 years of doing nothing to get the truth for the people of Liverpool, the scum are the people who knew about what happened and didn’t do anything about it whatever political flavour, Labour the destroyers of a country.

  183. 183
    Venu says:

    there’s also a ‘black propaganda’ situation against disabled people – been going on for years – this blog a fine example of the shit and discrimination expressed towards disabled people. This makes Cameron’s apology all the more dubious because he and Duncan Shit and Grayling na Millar have been underatking a deceitful campaign for years. Seems the tories are very good at lying and cheating and spreading malicious talk andproviding a culture for others to do the same and then act surprised when they are found out. Fucking bastards the lot of them

  184. 184
    Idiot says:

    Arsehole! – read the question – or in your case, – try to find a brain.

  185. 185
    So very Sceptical says:

    Couldn’t you add a few hand-wringing ShamPain SoSocialist sobs as would be befit Pollytwaddle – just to round it all off nicely?

  186. 186
    Fuck fuck FUCK the BBC says:


  187. 187
    Pollee Tuscanee says:

    Giorgio you naughty boy! It’s time to sweep my chiminee.

  188. 188
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m free!

  189. 189
    jgm2 says:

    government murder of liverpool fans at hillsborough


    Fatcher ordered the Yorkshire police to allow thousands of dr*unken, ticketless Liverpool fans (who had knowingly travelled without tickets and dared plod to allow ‘em free access or risk a public order situation) to throw open the gates and crush their own supporters to death?


    Keep voting Labour.

  190. 190
    Forkbender says:

    Nige had better not rock too much or he fall off his plinth

  191. 191
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporatio. says:

    We should forever be grateful for the rich multicultural tapestry our society has become.

  192. 192
    jgm2 says:

    there’s also a ‘black propaganda’ situation against disabled people – been going on for years – this blog a fine example of the shit and discrimination expressed towards disabled people.

    In your fucked-up imagination perhaps.

    If we have a go at anybody ‘disabled’ it is the mentally ill such as the Maximum Imbecile.

  193. 193
    jgm2 says:

    Without crime there would be no need for courts, lawyers, police, insurance, probation officers, rehab etc etc.

    Truly the criminals are the wealth generators.

    Cameron was right. Hug a Hoodie.

  194. 194
    BBC Today Programme Editor says:

    It’s ALL Thatcher’s fault!!

  195. 195

    I’ll have a pint of glenys !

  196. 196
    jgm2 says:

    It does seem like a spoof.

  197. 197
    Dickhead in Downing Street says:

    I’ll say anything and do anything to get a full term as PM. I think history will be kind to me, putting me just below Ted Heath and John Major in the list of Tory greats.

  198. 198
    SP4BS says:

    good lord, after all the stuff yesterday you’re still coming out with that line.
    You were manipulated at the time, and its still working.

    There were approx 10 other contributory factors and shifters of blame, each of them pretty astonishing.

  199. 199
    Well it's a thought says:


  200. 200
    Well it's a thought says:

    That’s high placing, I would put him on the same level as Bliar and Brown, inept, crap, pr lover, bigot and not a Conservative, wouldn’t even use him to clean off my Wisteria or my moat or even repair my duck house,

  201. 201

    They sounded American to me , just a trailer to soften up the audience before the main feature

    Iran !

  202. 202 says:

    Would this have been better?

    “If we are going to tax people more for being successful should we not also affix leg-irons to gold medal Olympic winners?”

  203. 203
    Henry Crun says:

    We’ve kicked better dictator’s arses than Barroso in the past. Manuel would do well to consult with the ghosts of Der Kaiser and Adolf before he embarks on his EuroFederation plan.

  204. 204

    Breaking News !

    The Muslims are revolting !

  205. 205 says:

    Harsh but fair. Why would people vote Conservative when even their leader is not a conservative?

  206. 206 says:

    It’s all Thatcher’s fault.

  207. 207
    SP4BS says:

    Not pithy, and a dead end in the speech he was making. It would do more to derail the points he was making than what he actually said.

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    The stupidity of the Lib Dims is if they agreed to reduce the number of seats there would be a much greater chance of a hung parliament. As it is Labour only need 35% to win a majority. More balanced constituencies could mean both parties needing around 40% for a majority thus giving the Lib Dims a much greater chance of holding the balance of power. Why are they so thick?

  209. 209
    Gonk says:

    You wouldn’t know or more importantly acknowledge truth if was a ten ton
    truck and fell on your tunnelled, tattooed, gormless head.

  210. 210 says:

    The truth about Brown and his mates the bankers has already come out but still the Labour apologist scum make excuses for him. He knew exactly what the bankers were doing. The CFDs and 110% mortgages were hardly a secret, unlike the lies the Yorkshire police were telling.

  211. 211
    A life less remembered says:

    I am not of a violent disposition but doesn’t Barroso wear that smirk that makes you look round for a handy length of 4×2?

  212. 212
    Gonk says:

    For complete satisfaction he needs a massive vat of liquid shit obtained from an Indonesian prison poured over his commie carcase.

  213. 213
    Frederic Bastiat says:

    Yeah, well, that’s what YOU think.

  214. 214
    Susie says:


    And each and every one of them should spend some time in a prison cell — the only decent ones seem to be the ones who’ve been gaoled before coming to power… Vaclav Havel, An Suu Kyi etc.

  215. 215
    Alexsandr says:

    and we gave the frogs GEC

  216. 216
    Alexsandr says:

    they can come to leicester and dance on his grave now!

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    The cages were put in place by the football clubs, not an act of parliament, because throughout the 70’s supporters kept invading the pitch and fighting with each other.

  218. 218
    jgm2 says:

    I know there were a shit-load of contributory factors. There rarely is one ’cause’. It’s normally a chain of events. Break the chain anywhere and the accident doesn’t happen.

    I’m having a go at the jackass that’s blaming Fatchur for murdering Liverpool fans.

  219. 219
    magic tony says:

    love the way you lick my rim, jim

  220. 220
    stroppycow says:

    Which is and of itself – a comment.

  221. 221
    magic tony the people's phoney says:

    you give an acceptable blow job. i trust you voted for me. thanks (and piss off).

  222. 222
    magic tony the people's phoney says:

    hands up if you voted for me or my friend the scottish shitstain?

  223. 223
    Rhonddaperp says:

    What on earth would Crusader for Truth ‘Honest’ Jack Straw know about the motivation behind a cynical whitewash?

  224. 224
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    connecting religious bullshit with a hatred of the social economic order as it is now is really dangerous for everybody.

  225. 225
    Dark Matter Man says:

    And a pension fund worth £1.5M. beat that Chinese peasants.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    And it was those entirely justifiable concerns that led to the events currently being reported. Merseyside fans were renowned as the worst culprits at the time.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    + several trillions….

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    Hope and Change, Chnge and Hope.

  229. 229
    kinnochio says:

    I’ve done OK out of it

  230. 230
    portman road says:

    got to love Farage!

  231. 231
    Bony Bliar says:

    you know, I’m just an ordinary guy really, you know, I like my fish & chips which I eat with my best friends from the unions, but you know, it’s very simple really, saddam hussain was 15 minutes away from acquiring a very very naughty weapon, I mean ask Jack Straw he will tell you all about it, and it’s not easy being a tough great man, and making courageous decisions but this TRUTH which I BELIEVE in, amen.

    OK folks, can I get to my banking buddies now making some cash?

  232. 232
    Stray Cat, aged 9 says:

    I am a better public speaker than Nigel Farage.

  233. 233
    TomCatesby says:

    hen can we expect the main feature to start? (a.k.a. WWW3) Staring Iran, Israel.USA,will we be doing the choc ices?

  234. 234
    TomCatesby says:

    (bugger!) *WHEN*

  235. 235
    Expat Geordie says:

    Mugabe, Ghandi? Sorry Susie, your argument falls down a little bit there

  236. 236
    Expat Geordie says:

    There is no such thing as a moderate muslim, just a muslim who is good at hiding the true nature of his religion.

  237. 237
    Expat Geordie says:

    Since BAe treat the MoD budget as their own private bank account, that’s even more of our money going to Europe.

    Personally I’d nationalise BAe, close it down, and buy all of our kit off the Americans. That way we might get decent kit for our armed forces. (If you exclude the golden turkey that is the F-35.)

  238. 238
    Expat Geordie says:

    Only because the Turkish Army keeps it that way.

  239. 239
    Expat Geordie says:

    He can get away with it because his wife is German.

  240. 240
    Neil Windbag Kinnock says:

    Hello Boyo,
    Well I support Gordon (I saved the World) Brown to sort out the EU.
    I will be his bag carrier and show him how to beat the system and make piles of more money.
    He will fail as I did but so what, I made a fortune and still on gold plated pension.

  241. 241
    Big Momma says:

    Yoghurt also brings more culture to us than the BBC.

  242. 242
    Big Momma says:

    You are John Reid who wrote his doctorate thesis on the slave trade and I claim my 3d worth.

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