September 11th, 2012

No.10 Confirm Nadine is Not Security Threat to PM

An unnamed No. 10 insider has briefed Nick Watt of the Guardian:

“Nadine Dorries has made clear that she does not think the prime minister should be murdered. But she is well known for having unusual views and unusual ways of expressing them. There will no change to the security arrangements for the prime minister. We were never genuinely concerned about a threat to the prime minister’s life.”

Unlikely to be a sense of humour failure, Downing Street staffers are clearly wittier than previously thought. Either way the original story that Guido ran this afternoon made it clear that the comment was made metaphorically. Given that Nadine is not the only Tory MP thinking these political thoughts, conference could well be a metaphorical bloodbath for the PM.



  1. 1
    A man says:

    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your virtual ears!
    I come to metaphorically bury Caesar, not to pretend to praise him.

  2. 2
  3. 3
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Surely – The Lunatics are running the whole asylum.

  4. 4
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:

    please fuck off

  5. 5
    annette curton says:

    Ah, a metaperophisicsnl blood bath [sic].

  6. 6
    hang The Bastards says:

    Chin up Nads. You are the only brave one amongst them to say what we are all thinking.

  7. 7
    Cleggate says:

    Bigoted Woman.

  8. 8
    Kebab Time says:

  9. 9
    nellnewman says:

    Well it’s all very well them getting rid of cameron but who will replace him? I can’t see nadine or liam fox doing a credible job.

  10. 10
    jgm2 says:

    David Davies.

  11. 11
  12. 12

    Nice to see the Tory party has stolen the team GB livery as their badge
    it only brings success to winners Dave , you dopey twat
    One things for sure in the three horse race in 2015
    The tories are on for a nailed on Bronze

  13. 13
    Jimmy says:

    “Nadine Dorries has made clear that she does not think the prime minister should be murdered.”

    Another MP completely out of touch with public opinion.

  14. 14
    jgm2 says:

    The tories are on for a nailed on Bronze

    I’d say you could get fantastic odds on the T*ries finishing third.

  15. 15
    Michael Howard. says:


    Boris will. When I ordered him to go into Liverpool and apologise to the natives, he did it without complaint and actually made a good job of it.

    Unlike Dave he is a natural leader. And also brings unity, not division.

  16. 16
    Joe says:

    Nads is right in a lot of what she says but I wish she’d shut her mouth once in a wile and stop being such a attention seeking drama queen all the time. Much can be done behind the scenes without handing ammunition to the otherside.

    In other news:
    I know this is totally off topic but I tried this PC game today my son suggested for me and thought it bloody brilliant, I highly recommend it.

  17. 17
    The Riddler says:

    Seek professional help – urgently.

  18. 18
    tra tra la la land grab co says:

    He’s also a lover of the EUSSR, no thanks, let him carry on pretending he’s an ar&hole, it keeps him happy.

  19. 19
    JadedJean says:

    The psychopaths are running the asylum known as the UK.

    Liberal dimocracy (no spelling mistake) is anarchism in the economic sense and Vince Cable is the devil incarnate. Today he announced his initiative to fund private companies with government money.

    As I understood it, the Treasury controls revenue for PUBLIC SECTOR expenditure, i.e governance. It takes in £500 billion in taxes to pay for such Public Sector Services. The money is supposed to be spent on GOVERNMENT i.e the management of PUBLIC Sector services.

    But, the Public Sector is being cut (allegedly to pay for the Credit Crunch, even though the Public Sector had nothing to do with it, except that the regulators were deprived of their teeth by politicians, nominally there to oversee government). After decades of our Civil Service being hollowed out to make it collapse, it (600,000), like the rest of the Public Sector (6,000,000), is being forced to contract after the Private and Third Sector (NPISH) caused the Credit Crunch. Was that not what they wanted?.

    Is this not mega chutzpah?

    Public Sector money is to go to Private and Third Sector companies, which, if they go bust after paying out their bonuses etc, will just write off their borrowings and start up anew with a different name, all at the expense of the Public Sector and taxpayers.

    Note the long loop of deception?

  20. 20
    albacore says:

    If Dave’s the cream of the Tory crop
    It’s time they quit and shut up the shop

  21. 21
    jgm2 says:

    even though the Public Sector had nothing to do with it,

    Actually, they had everything to do with it. When the Maximum Imbecile hired one million of ‘em overnight in 2001 with borrowed money and kept paying them inflation busting pay-rises for the next six year – all with borrowed money – he set in train the economic clusterfuck we see today.

    One million newly wealthy bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards all out there, bidding up the pr*ice of available housing. Massive house-pr*ice inflation, massive ‘feel-good’ factor. Massive individual borrowings. Massive tax income. Massive public sector pay rises. A self-reinforcing circle of recklessness. And, with all this borrowed money washing about the system, the Maximum Imbecile still couldn’t balance the books.

    And then the borrowing had to stop.

    Public sector? Innocent?

    Bollocks. They’re just too stupid to realise the part their miracle decade of payrises and recruitment caused.

  22. 22
    Paddy Power says:

    I’m shortening them now…thanks btw!

  23. 23

    Maybe she should have some T/shirts made?
    “dancing on Dave’s grave” ?

  24. 24
    Butch Cameron and the Bigotted Kid says:

    We’re all in this rentboy together!

  25. 25
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:

    Please stick to posting on your own piss poor blog

  26. 26
    Panorama says:

    Typical balanced programming on bbc1, Trouble on the Estate, looking at “broken Britain” through the problems of an estate in Blackburn, as though the problems there only began under this government.

  27. 27
    Jimmy says:

    I did. They sent me here.

  28. 28
    nellnewman says:

    boris is no lover of the eussr. He may be a clown but he’s a rather clever one and knows that the eu is slowly falling off a cliff.

  29. 29
    nellnewman says:

    well needs to be precise “dancing on Dave’s political grave”

  30. 30
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It would be much better if Nadine chanelled her venom towards labour.

  31. 31
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Football latest England Diabolical Ukraine Crap.

  32. 32
    nellnewman says:

    keynesian economics – the biggest con of all times.

  33. 33
    DZ says:

    Can’t Chuka fix it to get Bob Crow on Dragon’s Den

    Theo “sorry Bob I cannot invest in you because you are a useless fat shit.”

  34. 34
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Blackburn? That reminds me, how is the case against Jack Straw progressing?

  35. 35
    nellnewman says:

    I always think nadine is one of those people whose mouth’s in gear and brain’s in neutral.

  36. 36
    I don't need no doctor says:

    and for that reason alone, I’m out.

  37. 37
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Maybe she would be better placed on labours side of the house.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Mmnn!, MILF.

  39. 39
    Butch Cameron says:

    Rain drops keep falling on my head.

  40. 40
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You had better remain anonymous with such thoughts.

  41. 41
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Chilcot. Now that was back in the day!

  42. 42
    The truth will out. says:


  43. 43
    Panorama says:

  44. 44
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The EU monster must die this week by the hands of EU Judges…. on a point of law with the German constitution …hold on a minute … aren’t these judges just unelected placemen / puppets? Brown paper envelopes stuffed with Euros anyone?

  45. 45
    Feste says:

    The man who plays the fool is anything but a fool.

  46. 46
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:

    So you are afraid to publish your readership numbers for your blog!

  47. 47
    Kebab Time says:

    On side of blog currently says 46,475 pageviews .

  48. 48
    Magnaminous. says:

    He never should have gone into politics. I hope he has the good sense to realise it. His standing down does not have to be a blood bath.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Are you A Man

  50. 50
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey Jimmy – did you see how Schrody’s Cat was murdered yesterday in a silent bob – moment?

  51. 51
    Your wish is granted says:

    As Dave is continuing with Labour policies then that is exactly what she is doing.

  52. 52
    annette curton says:

    Except when he is a fool, playing at being not a fool.

  53. 53
    lol says:

    Greeks tell Germans ahead of crunch euro ruling: Actually, you owe US money for crimes committed during the Nazi wartime occupation.

  54. 54
    Bruce I'm alright Jack says:

    You know I can make you feel better, don’t you ?

  55. 55
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Clotted cream, rich and thick.

  56. 56
    grobdj says:

    Is Nadine Dorries no more than I Adore Dinners written differently?

  57. 57
    Dave says:

    Calm down dears. His name was Earnie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the West.

  58. 58
    Aunty Matter says:

    Dave needs to check the Rabbit is OK in case mad Nads is around

  59. 59
    Tachybaptus says:

    No ride’s randier.

  60. 60
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect both he and militwit will be there in 2015 fighting their respective corners.& cleggie of course trying to stop the annihilation of the libdem party .

    I wonder if there are political betting odds on which of the three failed leaders will get kicked out first?

  61. 61
    I don, says:

    Saw them in leeds many years ago.

  62. 62
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    We’ll get 100,000 imported from China tomorrow.

  63. 63
    Feste says:

    Not true. When he stops playing the fool it shocks everyone when they realise that they are the greater fool.

  64. 64
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I don’t need no doctor

  65. 65
    nellnewman says:

    Hi Bill. Do you think Boris really wants to be tory leader? or would daviddavis be a better bet?

  66. 66
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    They said go squat on the bog not squat on this blog

  67. 67
    nellnewman says:

    More power to their elbow! But they’ll only get themselves back to rights when they have the courage to dump the euro and go back to the drachma.

  68. 68
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Gordon gave us the money for that. He ensured that a life on the scrounge was more lucrative than working. Bring Gordon back ! He saved the World ! He abolished Boom & Bust ! He walks on water ! He can turn a sound economy into a banana republic !!

  69. 69
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Vince Cable has more nose hair than I have head hair.

  70. 70
    nellnewman says:

    Shush! We need vince to become the next leader of the libdems. He’s funnier than gordon!

  71. 71
    A woman says:

    Gob Crow has got bigger tits than me.

  72. 72
    Jimmy says:

    I think you’re splitting hairs here to be honest.

  73. 73
    nellnewman says:

    What happened to chilcot? Obviously his Inquiry found something the establishment does not wish us to know about . He seems to have been effectively silenced!

  74. 74
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nell – don’t let on to the Mad off men in the city of London circles or the idiot Business journos [who sell their lies] of the major newspapers in London – you’ll shatter the glass bubble that they all live in …

    btw max k – done a ‘RightT good piece today about it all…

  75. 75
    nellnewman says:

    Ah that’s what chuckusyamoney meant about ‘unions creating wealth’ then? Importing T Shirts!

  76. 76
    nellnewman says:

    Possibly. But he has a smaller brain I suspect.

  77. 77
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Rumours are that Chilcot, Leveson and Hutton are having some kind of tryst – along with LJ Phillips in the medoc.

  78. 78
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And he has a fat pension to claim for his years of subservience at Shell. The mans a put up job.

  79. 79
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t suppose that the coalitions equivalent of Labours FTAC mappa knobheads will be going after her then…

  80. 80
    Mr Pillsbury says:

    She’s looks very dough eyed.

  81. 81
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    He was probably pleasantly surprised at what a stunning city Liverpool is. I bet he wished the Bacon of Islam was as white.

  82. 82
    Abigail says:

    This women really needs HRT. I remember watching her before the election, she was so far up Camerons backside. He has obviously, really peed her of. What I cannot understand, this woman is so blinking thick. It makes not one jot of sense, wheny you look at real tory women.

  83. 83
    Aunty Matter says:

    I see bum boy Burnham is demanding Cameron say sorry for Hillsborough. Why didn’t bum boy Burnham di it or get the jock mong to do it when they were in power?

  84. 84
    Reality says:

    Good choice. He just needs to download a personality.

  85. 85
    Sue Doughty says:


    Tuesday, 11 September 2012
    With regret…
    It is with deep regret that I have decided to resign from Respect. The last few weeks have been extremely difficult for everyone in the party. I feel necessary relations of trust and collaborative working have unfortunately broken down. I have no wish to prolong those difficulties, and indeed hope that they may now be drawn to a close.

    I remain committed to the principles and values that led me to help found Respect. The policies we have fought for need to be voiced as loud as ever in opposition to a political establishment that remains out of touch with working people.

    I would like to thank everyone in the party for their support over the years; I wish everyone the very best for the future and in those common struggles for peace, justice and equality that I am sure we will all continue to be involved in.

    Salma Yaqoob

  86. 86
    Breast fan says:

    Nads has juicy babylons.

  87. 87
    Abigail says:

    Has this woman ever started a Company? She lives of us. Nothing more nothing less. What the buggery bollocks has this woman ever achieved? She now lives in an huge house, all paid by us, why would you even give this woman any breathing space.
    As a woman I give up.

  88. 88
    Worzel's Doppelganger says:

    Boris is Pro EU.

  89. 89

    There are Nell.
    Its Clegg to go first, Cameron second and Miliband to be PM.

  90. 90
  91. 91
    Ewánme says:

    lol . That patently ain’t worked , I doesn’t think .

    *wanders off to drawin board*

    E x .

  92. 92
    Weygand says:

    Which is more pathetic, Nadine’s ‘kill Cameron’ self-promotion or this site’s self promoting promulgation of it?

    In both cases about as impressive as team England.

    Could (Must) do better!

  93. 93

    I think Burnham did. Made some sort of speech there anyway.

  94. 94

    Labour made a better offer?
    There’s a much bigger pension if you actually get into the club.

  95. 95
    The Reality says:

    No he’s not. He’s pro Britain in a trading EU Block.

  96. 96
    The Perils of Dave says:

    So why did a man who joked, yes joked and every fucker knew it was just a joke about blowing up an airport and every fucker knows that it is impossible for one to blow up an entire airport get sent to prison?

    When every Fucker knows that it is perfectly possible for Mad Nad to Kill Dave, yet she remains a free mad woman this very night?

    Dave could be in great danger.

  97. 97
    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

    You are Victor Meldrew and I claim my £ 145.50 Telly Tax.

  98. 98
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  99. 99
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  100. 100
    Fuck Off establishment ! says:

    So thats what “The thick of it” are up to, usual BBC bias making he Tories out as incompetents ( which isnt hard ) yet making he Labour opposition into somehow a party of genius humanatarians ( which is fucking opposible based on their actual record in office ) . Fuck OFF !!!!

  101. 101
    Tabloid photographer says:

    Nadine could you stand on a table so we could take a pic hinting about looking up your skirt at your knickers ?

  102. 102
    The making of a Twat says:

  103. 103
    Silly Sally Bigcow. says:

    Me ! Me !! MEEE !!!

  104. 104
  105. 105
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

  106. 106
    Larry the cat says:

    Dave took a cricket bat to bed with him tonight. The staff say a mad woman is out to kill him.

  107. 107
    Herr says:

    The pathetic thing is your lack of a sense of humour.

    Are you a National Socialist by any chance?

  108. 108
    A PR man who kows the rules who can not avoid falling foul of the rules. says:

    Cameron correctly identified the soundbite problem as did Blair.

    But went on to give a twat soundbite, what a Twat.

    And he keeps doing it at PMQs too.

  109. 109
    Tachybaptus says:

    Then she’ll have something handy to do it with. I should stay in the basket if I were you.

  110. 110
    Great Moments In Parliamentary History says:

    Nancy Astor: “Mr Churchill, if I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea!”
    Winston Churchill: “Lady Astor, if I were your husband, I’d gladly drink it!”

    For which Nancy Astor, at last report, was not under investigation for having made an as*sas*sina*tion threat.

    (Another quickie: Churchill supposedly was invited to a fancy-dress ball and said he’d love to, but what would he show up as, that would astound everyone? Nancy Astor quipped, “How about ‘SOBER’?”)

  111. 111
    Easy Money says:

    Get down the bookies and put a wedge on Boris being the next tory pm, the kids and youth seem to love him as well.

  112. 112
    CHIN CHIN says:

    She looked like a milf

  113. 113
    CHIN CHIN says:

    Check out some of the mods for it, you can get Lord Of The Rings mods and stuff it’s bloody brilliant.

    Use the pirate parties, piratebay proxy link and have a gander.

  114. 114
    CHIN CHIN says:

    The USA will have given them there brown envelopes.

    The longer it drags on the better for Barry to get back in over there before everyone realises socialism doesn’t work when it finally collapses and people use the EU as the most recent failed example of it.

  115. 115
    Prime (minister) Suspect says:

    I think Nad’s big mistake was to pre announce her intent. When Dave’s corpse is found in the morning it could be that even Plod would consider her as number one suspect.

    By the way how did Gleggup’s gayer wedding speech go down?

  116. 116
    From Government to community support officer. How The Paxo victims fall. says:

  117. 117
    Uncommon Knowledge says:

  118. 118
    Astor-Risk says:

    That actress did, at any rate; the real Nancy was a looker in her 30’s, but went downhill fast, and during her Parliamentary heyday looked shall we say a bit more like your maiden Aunt Matilda. The real Nancy Astor, early 30’s:

  119. 119
    smoggie says:

    Why? He’s not going to be presentin breakfast television.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Why the venom for B8lly no: 25? You never post anything worthwhile. You’re behaviour is bordering on psychopathicm. Still, if that’s how you get your kicks……………..

  121. 121 says:

    If you don’t like the medicine the Labour party shouldn’t have made the country sick in the first place.

  122. 122 says:

    It was Brown and his idiot ‘expert’ economic advisers who ignored warnings from the likes of Vince Cable about how the banks were borrowing too much. But high borrowing was always Brown’s policy – to get the banks borrowing (like some drug addict) to the government, to businesses, to property speculators, to poor people to buy houses they couldn’t afford and to mad shoppers to buy cheap tat from Asia.

  123. 123 says:

    Wouldn’t Mr Blobby be even more popular and make far fewer gaffes?

  124. 124
    Louise Mensch says:


    BRING IT ON !!!!

  125. 125
  126. 126
    The Riddler says:

    Seems like you’re at a loose end these days. Run along now.
    To-de-loo !

  127. 127
    Oiveigh says:

    Is not the current PM somehow related to that family – or did I misread it somewhere or other?

    The other remark made by Churchill was to the effect that some lady said to him “You are drunk”. To which he replied “And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober”. (At least, I think it was Churchill (but may have been Oscar Wilde)).

  128. 128
    Oiveigh says: too much, it makes you sick.

  129. 129
    Tom Fatson says:

    Fuck off !

  130. 130
    The Riddler says:

    The danger to Dave is as nothing compared to the danger that the majority of politicians pose to each and every one of us.

  131. 131
    Oiveigh says:

    He got relegated along with his football team and their foreign owners. Anyone wanna buy some chicken?

  132. 132
    Oiveigh says:

    … along with Spain, Italy, Portugal and Ireland.

    I see the Spanish regions are kicking off again. Viva Espana!

  133. 133
    Mikhail Sergeflattner Gorbachev says:

    Thought your career had gone west.
    You’re doing my head in.

  134. 134
    Oiveigh says:

    Unlikely. She’s probably due for deportation whence she came (being redistributed, like….)

  135. 135
    Fred West says:

    WTF ? We’ve got the filth relaying the pavements now ?

  136. 136
    Oiveigh says:

    Nad’s idle musings are clearly as irrelevant as that king bloke who muttered something or other about Thomas A’Beckett.

  137. 137
    Oiveigh says:

    Well, when you pay peanuts to so-called ‘security staff’ and ‘policemen/women’ then you usually know the outcome…

  138. 138
    John from Hull says:

    Asinine rodder.
    I should know.

  139. 139
    The only way is bumsex says:

    Does it come with virtual cabin boys?

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  142. 142
    keredybretsa says:

    More T-Shirts…’.what a laugh at Daves bloodbath’. But only metaphorically of course.

  143. 143
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Nadine – proof that scrapie can cross the species barrier

  144. 144
    Just saying says:

    Yet had she tweeted that she wanted to blow up an airport, she would now be facing a prison sentence. One rule for them, another for us.

  145. 145
    Archie says:

    Not-so-mad-Nads, then!

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    W. C. Fields, what I heard.

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