No.10 Confirm Nadine is Not Security Threat to PM
An unnamed No. 10 insider has briefed Nick Watt of the Guardian:
“Nadine Dorries has made clear that she does not think the prime minister should be murdered. But she is well known for having unusual views and unusual ways of expressing them. There will no change to the security arrangements for the prime minister. We were never genuinely concerned about a threat to the prime minister’s life.”
Unlikely to be a sense of humour failure, Downing Street staffers are clearly wittier than previously thought. Either way the original story that Guido ran this afternoon made it clear that the comment was made metaphorically. Given that Nadine is not the only Tory MP thinking these political thoughts, conference could well be a metaphorical bloodbath for the PM.
UPDATE:
Comments that I'm 'back tracking' by saying I meant metaphorically are hysterical!! Delighted to hear No10 have not increased security
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Nadine Dorries MP (@NadineDorriesMP) September 11, 2012
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your virtual ears!
I come to metaphorically bury Caesar, not to pretend to praise him.
Bigoted Woman.
We’re all in this rentboy together!
Rain drops keep falling on my head.
Maybe she should have some T/shirts made?
“dancing on Dave’s grave” ?
well needs to be precise “dancing on Dave’s political grave”
He never should have gone into politics. I hope he has the good sense to realise it. His standing down does not have to be a blood bath.
I suspect both he and militwit will be there in 2015 fighting their respective corners.& cleggie of course trying to stop the annihilation of the libdem party .
I wonder if there are political betting odds on which of the three failed leaders will get kicked out first?
There are Nell.
Its Clegg to go first, Cameron second and Miliband to be PM.
We’ll get 100,000 imported from China tomorrow.
Ah that’s what chuckusyamoney meant about ‘unions creating wealth’ then? Importing T Shirts!
Not-so-mad-Nads, then!
Good to hear!
please fuck off
So you are afraid to publish your readership numbers for your blog!
On side of blog currently says 46,475 pageviews .
lol . That patently ain’t worked , I doesn’t think .
*wanders off to drawin board*
E x .
Are you A Man
Hi Bill. Do you think Boris really wants to be tory leader? or would daviddavis be a better bet?
Boris is Pro EU.
No he’s not. He’s pro Britain in a trading EU Block.
Surely – The Lunatics are running the whole asylum.
The psychopaths are running the asylum known as the UK.
Liberal dimocracy (no spelling mistake) is anarchism in the economic sense and Vince Cable is the devil incarnate. Today he announced his initiative to fund private companies with government money.
As I understood it, the Treasury controls revenue for PUBLIC SECTOR expenditure, i.e governance. It takes in £500 billion in taxes to pay for such Public Sector Services. The money is supposed to be spent on GOVERNMENT i.e the management of PUBLIC Sector services.
But, the Public Sector is being cut (allegedly to pay for the Credit Crunch, even though the Public Sector had nothing to do with it, except that the regulators were deprived of their teeth by politicians, nominally there to oversee government). After decades of our Civil Service being hollowed out to make it collapse, it (600,000), like the rest of the Public Sector (6,000,000), is being forced to contract after the Private and Third Sector (NPISH) caused the Credit Crunch. Was that not what they wanted?.
Is this not mega chutzpah?
Public Sector money is to go to Private and Third Sector companies, which, if they go bust after paying out their bonuses etc, will just write off their borrowings and start up anew with a different name, all at the expense of the Public Sector and taxpayers.
Note the long loop of deception?
even though the Public Sector had nothing to do with it,
Actually, they had everything to do with it. When the Maximum Imbecile hired one million of ‘em overnight in 2001 with borrowed money and kept paying them inflation busting pay-rises for the next six year – all with borrowed money – he set in train the economic clusterfuck we see today.
One million newly wealthy bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards all out there, bidding up the pr*ice of available housing. Massive house-pr*ice inflation, massive ‘feel-good’ factor. Massive individual borrowings. Massive tax income. Massive public sector pay rises. A self-reinforcing circle of recklessness. And, with all this borrowed money washing about the system, the Maximum Imbecile still couldn’t balance the books.
And then the borrowing had to stop.
Public sector? Innocent?
Bollocks. They’re just too stupid to realise the part their miracle decade of payrises and recruitment caused.
keynesian economics – the biggest con of all times.
Nell – don’t let on to the Mad off men in the city of London circles or the idiot Business journos [who sell their lies] of the major newspapers in London – you’ll shatter the glass bubble that they all live in …
btw max k – done a ‘RightT good piece today about it all…
It was Brown and his idiot ‘expert’ economic advisers who ignored warnings from the likes of Vince Cable about how the banks were borrowing too much. But high borrowing was always Brown’s policy – to get the banks borrowing (like some drug addict) to the government, to businesses, to property speculators, to poor people to buy houses they couldn’t afford and to mad shoppers to buy cheap tat from Asia.
If you don’t like the medicine the Labour party shouldn’t have made the country sick in the first place.
Ah, a metaperophisicsnl blood bath [sic].
Chin up Nads. You are the only brave one amongst them to say what we are all thinking.
+1
Please stick to posting on your own piss poor blog
Why the venom for B8lly no: 25? You never post anything worthwhile. You’re behaviour is bordering on psychopathicm. Still, if that’s how you get your kicks……………..
Nancy Astor: “Mr Churchill, if I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea!”
Winston Churchill: “Lady Astor, if I were your husband, I’d gladly drink it!”
For which Nancy Astor, at last report, was not under investigation for having made an as*sas*sina*tion threat.
(Another quickie: Churchill supposedly was invited to a fancy-dress ball and said he’d love to, but what would he show up as, that would astound everyone? Nancy Astor quipped, “How about ‘SOBER’?”)
http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/nancyastor.jpg
She looked like a milf
That actress did, at any rate; the real Nancy was a looker in her 30′s, but went downhill fast, and during her Parliamentary heyday looked shall we say a bit more like your maiden Aunt Matilda. The real Nancy Astor, early 30′s:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nancy_Viscountess_Astor_by_John_Singer_Sargent.jpeg
Is not the current PM somehow related to that family – or did I misread it somewhere or other?
The other remark made by Churchill was to the effect that some lady said to him “You are drunk”. To which he replied “And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober”. (At least, I think it was Churchill (but may have been Oscar Wilde)).
W. C. Fields, what I heard.
Well it’s all very well them getting rid of cameron but who will replace him? I can’t see nadine or liam fox doing a credible job.
David Davies.
Good choice. He just needs to download a personality.
Why? He’s not going to be presentin breakfast television.
Boris.
Boris will. When I ordered him to go into Liverpool and apologise to the natives, he did it without complaint and actually made a good job of it.
Unlike Dave he is a natural leader. And also brings unity, not division.
He’s also a lover of the EUSSR, no thanks, let him carry on pretending he’s an ar&hole, it keeps him happy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/9278862/Europe-is-driving-full-tilt-foot-on-the-pedal-into-a-brick-wall.html
boris is no lover of the eussr. He may be a clown but he’s a rather clever one and knows that the eu is slowly falling off a cliff.
+1
He was probably pleasantly surprised at what a stunning city Liverpool is. I bet he wished the Bacon of Islam was as white.
If Dave’s the cream of the Tory crop
It’s time they quit and shut up the shop
Clotted cream, rich and thick.
..eat too much, it makes you sick.
Nice to see the Tory party has stolen the team GB livery as their badge
it only brings success to winners Dave , you dopey twat
One things for sure in the three horse race in 2015
The tories are on for a nailed on Bronze
The tories are on for a nailed on Bronze
I’d say you could get fantastic odds on the T*ries finishing third.
I’m shortening them now…thanks btw!
“Nadine Dorries has made clear that she does not think the prime minister should be murdered.”
Another MP completely out of touch with public opinion.
Seek professional help – urgently.
I did. They sent me here.
Hey Jimmy – did you see how Schrody’s Cat was murdered yesterday in a silent bob – moment?
They said go squat on the bog not squat on this blog
I think you’re splitting hairs here to be honest.
Seems like you’re at a loose end these days. Run along now.
To-de-loo !
Nads is right in a lot of what she says but I wish she’d shut her mouth once in a wile and stop being such a attention seeking drama queen all the time. Much can be done behind the scenes without handing ammunition to the otherside.
In other news:
I know this is totally off topic but I tried this PC game today my son suggested for me and thought it bloody brilliant, I highly recommend it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire:_Total_War
Check out some of the mods for it, you can get Lord Of The Rings mods and stuff it’s bloody brilliant.
Use the pirate parties, piratebay proxy link and have a gander.
Does it come with virtual cabin boys?
Typical balanced programming on bbc1, Trouble on the Estate, looking at “broken Britain” through the problems of an estate in Blackburn, as though the problems there only began under this government.
Blackburn? That reminds me, how is the case against Jack Straw progressing?
He got relegated along with his football team and their foreign owners. Anyone wanna buy some chicken?
Gordon gave us the money for that. He ensured that a life on the scrounge was more lucrative than working. Bring Gordon back ! He saved the World ! He abolished Boom & Bust ! He walks on water ! He can turn a sound economy into a banana republic !!
It would be much better if Nadine chanelled her venom towards labour.
I always think nadine is one of those people whose mouth’s in gear and brain’s in neutral.
Maybe she would be better placed on labours side of the house.
As Dave is continuing with Labour policies then that is exactly what she is doing.
Football latest England Diabolical Ukraine Crap.
Can’t Chuka fix it to get Bob Crow on Dragon’s Den
Theo “sorry Bob I cannot invest in you because you are a useless fat shit.”
and for that reason alone, I’m out.
Mmnn!, MILF.
You had better remain anonymous with such thoughts.
Chilcot. Now that was back in the day!
You know I can make you feel better, don’t you ?
Saw them in leeds many years ago.
I don’t need no doctor
What happened to chilcot? Obviously his Inquiry found something the establishment does not wish us to know about . He seems to have been effectively silenced!
Rumours are that Chilcot, Leveson and Hutton are having some kind of tryst – along with LJ Phillips in the medoc.
The EU monster must die this week by the hands of EU Judges…. on a point of law with the German constitution …hold on a minute … aren’t these judges just unelected placemen / puppets? Brown paper envelopes stuffed with Euros anyone?
The USA will have given them there brown envelopes.
The longer it drags on the better for Barry to get back in over there before everyone realises socialism doesn’t work when it finally collapses and people use the EU as the most recent failed example of it.
The man who plays the fool is anything but a fool.
Except when he is a fool, playing at being not a fool.
Not true. When he stops playing the fool it shocks everyone when they realise that they are the greater fool.
Greeks tell Germans ahead of crunch euro ruling: Actually, you owe US money for crimes committed during the Nazi wartime occupation.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2201514/Greece-tells-Germany-You-owe-US-money-crimes-committed-Nazi-occupation.html
More power to their elbow! But they’ll only get themselves back to rights when they have the courage to dump the euro and go back to the drachma.
… along with Spain, Italy, Portugal and Ireland.
I see the Spanish regions are kicking off again. Viva Espana!
Is Nadine Dorries no more than I Adore Dinners written differently?
No ride’s randier.
Asinine rodder.
I should know.
Calm down dears. His name was Earnie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the West.
Dave needs to check the Rabbit is OK in case mad Nads is around
Vince Cable has more nose hair than I have head hair.
Shush! We need vince to become the next leader of the libdems. He’s funnier than gordon!
Gob Crow has got bigger tits than me.
Possibly. But he has a smaller brain I suspect.
And he has a fat pension to claim for his years of subservience at Shell. The mans a put up job.
Don’t suppose that the coalitions equivalent of Labours FTAC mappa knobheads will be going after her then…
She’s looks very dough eyed.
This women really needs HRT. I remember watching her before the election, she was so far up Camerons backside. He has obviously, really peed her of. What I cannot understand, this woman is so blinking thick. It makes not one jot of sense, wheny you look at real tory women.
I see bum boy Burnham is demanding Cameron say sorry for Hillsborough. Why didn’t bum boy Burnham di it or get the jock mong to do it when they were in power?
I think Burnham did. Made some sort of speech there anyway.
FYI
http://www.salmayaqoob.com/2012/09/with-regret.html
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
With regret…
It is with deep regret that I have decided to resign from Respect. The last few weeks have been extremely difficult for everyone in the party. I feel necessary relations of trust and collaborative working have unfortunately broken down. I have no wish to prolong those difficulties, and indeed hope that they may now be drawn to a close.
I remain committed to the principles and values that led me to help found Respect. The policies we have fought for need to be voiced as loud as ever in opposition to a political establishment that remains out of touch with working people.
I would like to thank everyone in the party for their support over the years; I wish everyone the very best for the future and in those common struggles for peace, justice and equality that I am sure we will all continue to be involved in.
Salma Yaqoob
Labour made a better offer?
There’s a much bigger pension if you actually get into the club.
Unlikely. She’s probably due for deportation whence she came (being redistributed, like….)
Nads has juicy babylons.
Has this woman ever started a Company? She lives of us. Nothing more nothing less. What the buggery bollocks has this woman ever achieved? She now lives in an huge house, all paid by us, why would you even give this woman any breathing space.
As a woman I give up.
Which is more pathetic, Nadine’s ‘kill Cameron’ self-promotion or this site’s self promoting promulgation of it?
In both cases about as impressive as team England.
Could (Must) do better!
You are Victor Meldrew and I claim my £ 145.50 Telly Tax.
The pathetic thing is your lack of a sense of humour.
Are you a National Socialist by any chance?
Nad’s idle musings are clearly as irrelevant as that king bloke who muttered something or other about Thomas A’Beckett.
So why did a man who joked, yes joked and every fucker knew it was just a joke about blowing up an airport and every fucker knows that it is impossible for one to blow up an entire airport get sent to prison?
When every Fucker knows that it is perfectly possible for Mad Nad to Kill Dave, yet she remains a free mad woman this very night?
Dave could be in great danger.
The danger to Dave is as nothing compared to the danger that the majority of politicians pose to each and every one of us.
Well, when you pay peanuts to so-called ‘security staff’ and ‘policemen/women’ then you usually know the outcome…
AAAAAARRRGGGHHH !!!!!!!!!
Get down the bookies and put a wedge on Boris being the next tory pm, the kids and youth seem to love him as well.
Wouldn’t Mr Blobby be even more popular and make far fewer gaffes?
Fuck off !
So thats what “The thick of it” are up to, usual BBC bias making he Tories out as incompetents ( which isnt hard ) yet making he Labour opposition into somehow a party of genius humanatarians ( which is fucking opposible based on their actual record in office ) . Fuck OFF !!!!
Nadine could you stand on a table so we could take a pic hinting about looking up your skirt at your knickers ?
Me ! Me !! MEEE !!!
Cameron correctly identified the soundbite problem as did Blair.
But went on to give a twat soundbite, what a Twat.
And he keeps doing it at PMQs too.
Dave took a cricket bat to bed with him tonight. The staff say a mad woman is out to kill him.
Then she’ll have something handy to do it with. I should stay in the basket if I were you.
I think Nad’s big mistake was to pre announce her intent. When Dave’s corpse is found in the morning it could be that even Plod would consider her as number one suspect.
By the way how did Gleggup’s gayer wedding speech go down?
Boo!
WTF ? We’ve got the filth relaying the pavements now ?
CORBY ! CORBY ! CORBY ! CORBY ! CORBY ! CORBY !
BRING IT ON !!!!
Thought your career had gone west.
You’re doing my head in.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/11/cctv-cameras-school-changing-rooms
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/the-daily-cartoon-760940.html
More T-Shirts…’.what a laugh at Daves bloodbath’. But only metaphorically of course.
Nadine – proof that scrapie can cross the species barrier
Yet had she tweeted that she wanted to blow up an airport, she would now be facing a prison sentence. One rule for them, another for us.