September 11th, 2012

Nadine: “We Need a Kill Cameron Strategy, Not a Voice”

Earlier Guido noted that the Conservative Voice team were “not quite saying what they wanted”. No such restraint from one Tory backbencher. Nadine Dorries isn’t very happy with the new group, particularly the fact that this morning’s launch consisted of an all-male panel. Speaking more broadly she tells Guido:

“We need a kill Cameron strategy, not a voice.”

Metaphorically speaking of course, but ouch. Guido wonders how many of her colleagues agree…

UPDATE: Nadine is stressing the metaphorical aspect of that quote. As originally stated above.



  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    It would be nice if the tory party was led by a tory .


    • 6 says:

      And Boris is no more a Tory than Dave.


    • 11
      Dilligaff says:

      Indeed. Nice if somebody could spell lightning correctly, too. Nice if any senior backbencher could be quoted but Dorries – the little shepherdess who has cried ‘Wolf’ far too often in the past?


    • 15
      007 Licenced to kill. says:

      I’m all for getting rid of Dave but I think killing him is probably a step to far. Couldn’t they just sack him instead?


      • 32
        SP4BS says:

        His SPADs could feed him soundbites that become more and more innuendo laden and ridiculous. Next week:

        Announcements on VAT on tepid haddock pasties.
        Visit the last manufacturer of clothing for M+S in the uk, photo opportunity of him touching cloth.
        Visit the confectionary specialist with their new line for christmas, photo op with him holding a chocolate teapot. “don’t get caught out with that one, here try the seaside invertebrate selection”.


      • 46
        President Omaha says:

        We have a couple of our Regime Change and Influence Drones over No. 10 most the time just in case the current light weight goes off on a mad shoe and dress binge prior to ‘enabling the the dual launch protocols’ (not much chance of that as we wrote them, but he could get nasty once he realises that no one cares) we could just take him out for you and put it down to a software glitch? Just give is the word.


    • 49
      Don't be mad Nad. says:

      Why does Nad want to kill a politician who is carrying out political suicide?


    • 78
      Sir William Waad says:

      Nadine and her chums must learn to distinguish dissent from disloyalty.


    • 131
      Swannsong says:

      Yep. Then the Tories would be back in opposition. That seems to be something the grey haired idiots on the backbench fail to realise.


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    The same woman who accused Mensch of disloyalty…


    • 3 says:

      Hell hath no fury like a woman frustrated.


    • 22
      [insert name here] says:

      I would imagine she was also “appalled” at the unions wishing death on Thatcher


      • 30
        jgm2 says:

        She should be more appalled that this is not considered newsworthy by the BBC. If pictures of Vacant Ned with the t-shirt wearing bedwetter were more common currency it might serve to remind voters of the hypocrisy of the wicked and malicious fuckers.


    • 56
      Only in the Graun says:

      The very same.

      Dories is an ardent publicity seeker, attention whore and mad as a box of frogs.

      I don’t have much time for Dave but this is disloyalty of the highest order and she deserved to be kicked out of the party.

      What a fucking witch.


      • 68
        jgm2 says:

        Isn’t she the one who was going on about the sanctity of marriage while shagging some married bloke on the side? And in every other position too no doubt.


        • 93
          SP4BS says:

          She’s the one who thinks that women seeking an abortion should have counselling from someone who is “independent” and believes their soul will burn in eternal hellfire if they go ahead.


      • 79
        Pearson says:

        Bollocks. Being disloyal to Dave is not being disloyal to the party. Most of the party can not stand the socialist twat.


        • 81
          jgm2 says:

          I can forgive Cameron a lot because of the conference speech he gave that caused the Maximum Imbecile to bottle an election he would most certainly have won. With the result that we would still have the Imbecile gurning about the place hiring public sector workers and giving ‘em pay increases with borrowed and printed money and proclaiming he’d returned the nation to ‘growth’.

          Can you imagine?

          The Greeks would be consoling themselves that, while it was tough, at least they’re not as fucked as the UK.


        • 84
          A woman says:

          Is this the woman photographed recently standing on a table in the HoC?
          She’s just a menopausal attention seeker who’s best ignored.


          • jgm2 says:

            She does seem to be having the female equivalent of a mid-life crisis. If she was a man she’d have bought a Harley Davidson by now or be shagging her secretary.

            ‘Yeah, still got it..’


          • Missile alert says:

            Indeed jgm2 if she was a man she would indeed by buying herself a Harley only to wrap it around a tree whilst riding it around the West Coast of Scotland or down in Cornwall over a bank holiday weekend( thats how these things usually pan out ). However the image of a car crash still holds true.


          • Fish says:

            I’ve noticed that she seems to come out with these outbursts on a Tuesday…just in time for Weired Ed to use them against Cameroon, the following day at PMQs.

            Perhaps the self loathing Mad Nad might have some sort of arrangement with those sat opposite.

            Sack the c.unt, I say.


          • Lunar Cycle says:

            Have you noticed whether these outbursts also are usually around 4 weeks apart ?


  3. 4
    Penfold says:

    Well articulated……


  4. 5
    ed martin says:

    does she stand for anything positive – or is it just exhibitionism?


  5. 7
    Lord of the Manor says:

    Never mind Boris, Nadine for Tory leader


  6. 8
    SpoiltVictorian says:

    Why stop at Cameron?
    Let’s get the whole cabinet up against the wall.


  7. 9
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I wonder if Mad Nad will come up with a T-shirt about dancing on Cameltoe’s grave!


  8. 10
    Anonymous says:

    What is Conservative Voice?


  9. 14
    SP4BS says:

    Someone this morning asking who was a hate figure for the right, as thatcher is for the left.

    I wasn’t going to join in but was wondering about red robbo, Scargill, or the useless choice of Callahgan (I don’t even give a shit about how to spell his name you know). I was aiming entirely in the wrong place.


    • 18

      Where do I rank in this list? I am a big ranker you know! (Although not as big as Onan the Wibwawian.)


    • 19
      Right is not about hate says:

      People who believe in determining their own destiny are not pre-occupied with blaming and hating others for it.


    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      The Maximum Imbecile has to be the top hate figure for me. Trebled national debt from 2001 – 2010. Turned T*ry surpluses into 180bn quid deficits and then, when he was finally found out blamed the banks, the yanks, every fucker but himself, raised top rate tax to 50% purely to ignite a class war and then fucked off leaving a complete economic clusterfuck behind him.


      Doesn’t even come close. It is at times like this I wish I was religious because the thought that he would spend eternity in hell with a red-hot poker up his arse would cheer me right up.


    • 25
      jgm2 says:

      The Maximum Imbecile has to be the top hate figure for me. Trebled national debt from 2001 – 2010. Turned T*ry surpluses into 180bn quid deficits and then, when he was finally found out blamed the banks, the yanks, every fucker but himself, raised top rate tax to 50% purely to ignite a class war and then fucked off leaving a complete economic clusterfuck behind him.


      Doesn’t even come close. It is at times like this I wish I was religious because the thought that he would spend eternity in hell with a red-hot poker up his arse would cheer me right up.


    • 67
      Mr Natural says:

      Must be Woy Jenkins


    • 113
      FFS ! says:

      Chosing this years sports personality of the year would be easier than chosing between all those hate filled figures on the Left FFS !


  10. 20
    Kelvin McKenzie says:

    kill kill kill kiLL kiLL kILL kILL KILL KILL KILL them all!


  11. 21
    @ontablets says:


    Just bought a Thatcher T-Shirt at TUC Congress.

    It’s blinding and a great fit.


  12. 29
    Jimmy says:

    What’s wrong with Cameron’s “Kill Cameron” strategy?


  13. 34
    Ex-Tory says:


    Do you think Tessa Jowell will now be re-united with her ‘estranged’ husband now that she’s quit and he’s out of jail?


  14. 39
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Chris Lesley on today’s Daily Politics. Never has one man used so many words to say nothing.


  15. 40 says:

    Time for some smart Tory to sell T-shirts at the Tory conference printed with the words “A generation of Tory voters will dance on Kinnock’s gravy train”.


  16. 41
    smoggie says:

    Lookig forward to buying one of the Unemployed Mad Bint MPs’ “Kill Cameron” T-shirts at the next conference.


  17. 44
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    With friends like her who needs enemies. Nadine lost all credibility when she was caught telling bare-faced lies on her website. I am afraid she has all the symptoms of a deeply frustrated woman.


  18. 45
    How times change says:

    Dave was the toast of the nation when he told Europe to fuck off. Then he crept back and loved them up in secret. It’s been downhill for him ever since.

    There was a time when people could not believe Dave’s luck in having the two Eds as his political opponents, now it is the other way round.


    • 51
      A Poet says:

      A trio of turds bobbing on the surface of the unflushed Wesminster bog


    • 52
      jgm2 says:

      Naaah. I think, on balance, Dave is still the one to be thanking his lucky stars. Just look at how the TUC(Labour) is walking into a trap. A trap he didn’t even need to set. A hole he didn’t even need to dig.

      Well-paid public sector workers organising mass strikes to inconvenience everybody else. When everybody else knows there is no money left. The spectre of the ’70s raised again in the voter’s minds.

      Thatcher could not have picked a better opponent than Scargill and Dave seems to have hand-picked his too.


    • 57
      Thick as a Planck says:

      2 Eds aren’t better than none


      • 61
        jgm2 says:

        They are if you’re a T*ry hoping for re-election come 2015. They’re Cameron’s dream team.


        • 120
          Anonymous says:

          jgm2… hoping will not provide re-election in 2015;it requires discernible growth in the economy & a reduction in unemployment.If the current policy does not achieve this & it is not clearly evident to the population at large by the Autumn of 2014 then Camron can forget future Tory goverments for a very, very, long time.


      • 70
        Lord Stansted says:

        Planck wasn’t thick – he was h-clever.


    • 62
      Gawd Help Us says:

      You wouldn’t exactly call him a quick learner would you?


  19. 47
    WC says:

    Shows how the menopause fries the female brain.


    • 60
      Thick as a Planck says:

      Is that a period at the end of your sentence, or a full stop?


      • 65
        WC says:

        Is your name Max?


        • 72
          s a 6.626069 20X10-34 says:

          Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck, to be precise.

          Or 6.6260695720x 10-34 to be more precise.


          • Sir William Waad says:

            Max Planck is a hero of mine because he pressed on with discovering quantum mechanics even though it went dead against his core beliefs. He was a true scientist and a truth-seeker who gives the lie to all that French waffle about ‘discourses’ and Anti-post-deconstructivism.


          • SP4BS says:

            I heard once that the opposite of “intellectual” was “practical”. it was on french TV or radio.

            It explains why you should never buy a Citroen.


          • Oldie but goodie says:

            You never change, do you, Planck?


  20. 48
    a non says:

    Speaking meta-foreignly. Warm here.
    Think I will murder another beer.


  21. 59
    abelard says:

    why do you care what that idiot says?


    • 88
      pundit - the original says:

      Former tent member is pissing in it. Must count for something. Anyway, whatever paves the way for BoJo.


  22. 69
    annette curton says:

    Good job she didn’t post that remark on twatter, the Met cyber-police take a dim view of incitement to commit murder.


  23. 74
    Laws of the Bungle says:

    Too right Annette…..had Nadine made these ‘Kill Cameron’ remarks on Twitter, she would surely be under arrest by now.


  24. 80

    Nadine is a nutter.

    Surely you have got some dirt on her Guido after all these years.

    Surprised CCHQ haven’t leant on you yet to do a hatchet job.


  25. 86
    Wadder Faqwing Kant says:

    No would be Thatcher she.


  26. 89
    Nadine, madder than a box of frogs says:

    Nadine, resign your seat and stand as an independent candidate and see how much support you get from your constituents. Or shut the fuck up.


  27. 99
    the savant says:

    could it be shaping up as a ” Boris and Doris ” joint ticket for Leader and Deputy Leader of the Conservative s ?

    (that s assuming BORIS is content to serve as her Deputy ).


  28. 100
    Anne Udder-Kant (from Kent) says:

    Who will follow her – she isn’t even worth a “mensche- shun” !


  29. 105
    Cleggy says:

    Nadine, Nadine, Nadine, Nadine,
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.


  30. 107
    Anonymous says:

    The lovely Nadine is fast becoming the motormouth of the Conservative Party. She won’t be getting her peerage from Dave if she keeps on like this!


  31. 108
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Well done Nads…… couldnt have put it better myself.


  32. 109
    Henry I says:

    “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”


  33. 110
    Missile alert says:

    There are very good reasons for concern over David Camerons leadership however this rather hysterical statement rather over eggs the pudding and discredits the argument in the media. Stupid woman cant help putting her foot in it.


  34. 118
    Fog says:

    Is she trying to outchav silly Sally?


  35. 121
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    What a pathetic looking bunch of has-beens.


  36. 122
    TomCatesby says:

    Nadine clearly pissed off with her lack of promotion in the ‘resuffle’ then.


  37. 123
    keredybretsa says:

    Dancing on Daves grave, T-Shirt anyone?


  38. 127
    Justice First says:

    Let us move back from all of this individual homicide incitement stuff,
    let us be decent about this,
    as my friend Dick the butcher said,
    “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”.


  39. 128
    Laws of the Bungle says:

    Just Go Nads


  40. 132
    Bin Laden's kid brother says:

    Can we have a kill them all strategy?


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