September 11th, 2012

Nadine: “We Need a Kill Cameron Strategy, Not a Voice”

Earlier Guido noted that the Conservative Voice team were “not quite saying what they wanted”. No such restraint from one Tory backbencher. Nadine Dorries isn’t very happy with the new group, particularly the fact that this morning’s launch consisted of an all-male panel. Speaking more broadly she tells Guido:

“We need a kill Cameron strategy, not a voice.”

Metaphorically speaking of course, but ouch. Guido wonders how many of her colleagues agree…

UPDATE: Nadine is stressing the metaphorical aspect of that quote. As originally stated above.



  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    It would be nice if the tory party was led by a tory .

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    The same woman who accused Mensch of disloyalty…

  3. 3 says:

    Hell hath no fury like a woman frustrated.

  4. 4
    Penfold says:

    Well articulated……

  5. 5
    ed martin says:

    does she stand for anything positive – or is it just exhibitionism?

  6. 6 says:

    And Boris is no more a Tory than Dave.

  7. 7
    Lord of the Manor says:

    Never mind Boris, Nadine for Tory leader

  8. 8
    SpoiltVictorian says:

    Why stop at Cameron?
    Let’s get the whole cabinet up against the wall.

  9. 9
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I wonder if Mad Nad will come up with a T-shirt about dancing on Cameltoe’s grave!

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    What is Conservative Voice?

  11. 11
    Dilligaff says:

    Indeed. Nice if somebody could spell lightning correctly, too. Nice if any senior backbencher could be quoted but Dorries – the little shepherdess who has cried ‘Wolf’ far too often in the past?

  12. 12
    Dilligaff says:

    Another relaun……. I can’t be bothered.

  13. 13

    Well done 81lly on getting in first – shame you did not have anything interesting to say – does nobody read your blog

  14. 14
    SP4BS says:

    Someone this morning asking who was a hate figure for the right, as thatcher is for the left.

    I wasn’t going to join in but was wondering about red robbo, Scargill, or the useless choice of Callahgan (I don’t even give a shit about how to spell his name you know). I was aiming entirely in the wrong place.

  15. 15
    007 Licenced to kill. says:

    I’m all for getting rid of Dave but I think killing him is probably a step to far. Couldn’t they just sack him instead?

  16. 16
    SP4BS says:

    That would be too cruel a spectacle. Poor Ed.

    Why am I thinking about Margie Clarke right now?

  17. 17
    A reader says:

    4 out of 6 firsts so far today – 81lly is the man

  18. 18

    Where do I rank in this list? I am a big ranker you know! (Although not as big as Onan the Wibwawian.)

  19. 19
    Right is not about hate says:

    People who believe in determining their own destiny are not pre-occupied with blaming and hating others for it.

  20. 20
    Kelvin McKenzie says:

    kill kill kill kiLL kiLL kILL kILL KILL KILL KILL them all!

  21. 21
    @ontablets says:


    Just bought a Thatcher T-Shirt at TUC Congress.

    It’s blinding and a great fit.

  22. 22
    [insert name here] says:

    I would imagine she was also “appalled” at the unions wishing death on Thatcher

  23. 23
    SpoiltVictorian says:

    darn’ tootin’

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    The Maximum Imbecile has to be the top hate figure for me. Trebled national debt from 2001 – 2010. Turned T*ry surpluses into 180bn quid deficits and then, when he was finally found out blamed the banks, the yanks, every fucker but himself, raised top rate tax to 50% purely to ignite a class war and then fucked off leaving a complete economic clusterfuck behind him.


    Doesn’t even come close. It is at times like this I wish I was religious because the thought that he would spend eternity in hell with a red-hot poker up his arse would cheer me right up.

  25. 25
    jgm2 says:

    The Maximum Imbecile has to be the top hate figure for me. Trebled national debt from 2001 – 2010. Turned T*ry surpluses into 180bn quid deficits and then, when he was finally found out blamed the banks, the yanks, every fucker but himself, raised top rate tax to 50% purely to ignite a class war and then fucked off leaving a complete economic clusterfuck behind him.


    Doesn’t even come close. It is at times like this I wish I was religious because the thought that he would spend eternity in hell with a red-hot poker up his arse would cheer me right up.

  26. 26
    Time for Kebab Time to fuck off says:

    methinks something but it is all a haze

  27. 27
    Suits you Sir says:

    “man” is a bit of an exaggeration – try “sad ladyboy”.

  28. 28
    A reader says:

    that is such a good comment, i think i will post it again :0

  29. 29
    Jimmy says:

    What’s wrong with Cameron’s “Kill Cameron” strategy?

  30. 30
    jgm2 says:

    She should be more appalled that this is not considered newsworthy by the BBC. If pictures of Vacant Ned with the t-shirt wearing bedwetter were more common currency it might serve to remind voters of the hypocrisy of the wicked and malicious fuckers.

  31. 31
    jgm2 says:

    Wanted to ‘own’ the comment rather than posting as ‘anonymous’. Damned circuit breakers.

  32. 32
    SP4BS says:

    His SPADs could feed him soundbites that become more and more innuendo laden and ridiculous. Next week:

    Announcements on VAT on tepid haddock pasties.
    Visit the last manufacturer of clothing for M+S in the uk, photo opportunity of him touching cloth.
    Visit the confectionary specialist with their new line for christmas, photo op with him holding a chocolate teapot. “don’t get caught out with that one, here try the seaside invertebrate selection”.

  33. 33
    jgm2 says:

    There are a kaleidoscope of possibilities.

  34. 34
    Ex-Tory says:


    Do you think Tessa Jowell will now be re-united with her ‘estranged’ husband now that she’s quit and he’s out of jail?

  35. 35
    Suits you Sir says:

    It’s not happening fast enough.

  36. 36 says:

    I’d like to dance on Kinnock’s gravy train.

  37. 37
    Just Sayin says:

    It is a shame to bring 81llys sexuality (although I doubt there is much sex going on) into the justifiable abuse that is directed against him – it merely distracts from what a prize tosser he really is.

  38. 38
    Come On, Just saying, Only me, Winning, Peter Hain...DUEMA Champ, I did, OnTablets, etc ! says:

    what do you think 81lly

  39. 39
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Chris Lesley on today’s Daily Politics. Never has one man used so many words to say nothing.

  40. 40 says:

    Time for some smart Tory to sell T-shirts at the Tory conference printed with the words “A generation of Tory voters will dance on Kinnock’s gravy train”.

  41. 41
    smoggie says:

    Lookig forward to buying one of the Unemployed Mad Bint MPs’ “Kill Cameron” T-shirts at the next conference.

  42. 42
    OnBenefits says:

    I wonder if they do mail order.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Another racist

  44. 44
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    With friends like her who needs enemies. Nadine lost all credibility when she was caught telling bare-faced lies on her website. I am afraid she has all the symptoms of a deeply frustrated woman.

  45. 45
    How times change says:

    Dave was the toast of the nation when he told Europe to fuck off. Then he crept back and loved them up in secret. It’s been downhill for him ever since.

    There was a time when people could not believe Dave’s luck in having the two Eds as his political opponents, now it is the other way round.

  46. 46
    President Omaha says:

    We have a couple of our Regime Change and Influence Drones over No. 10 most the time just in case the current light weight goes off on a mad shoe and dress binge prior to ‘enabling the the dual launch protocols’ (not much chance of that as we wrote them, but he could get nasty once he realises that no one cares) we could just take him out for you and put it down to a software glitch? Just give is the word.

  47. 47
    WC says:

    Shows how the menopause fries the female brain.

  48. 48
    a non says:

    Speaking meta-foreignly. Warm here.
    Think I will murder another beer.

  49. 49
    Don't be mad Nad. says:

    Why does Nad want to kill a politician who is carrying out political suicide?

  50. 50
    Col. Kurtz says:

    Exterminate them all!

  51. 51
    A Poet says:

    A trio of turds bobbing on the surface of the unflushed Wesminster bog

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. I think, on balance, Dave is still the one to be thanking his lucky stars. Just look at how the TUC(Labour) is walking into a trap. A trap he didn’t even need to set. A hole he didn’t even need to dig.

    Well-paid public sector workers organising mass strikes to inconvenience everybody else. When everybody else knows there is no money left. The spectre of the ’70s raised again in the voter’s minds.

    Thatcher could not have picked a better opponent than Scargill and Dave seems to have hand-picked his too.

  53. 53
    Dobbie says:


  54. 54
    greene king says:

    I could murder an abbot.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Because she’s in love with Cleggie and her brain is scrambled..

  56. 56
    Only in the Graun says:

    The very same.

    Dories is an ardent publicity seeker, attention whore and mad as a box of frogs.

    I don’t have much time for Dave but this is disloyalty of the highest order and she deserved to be kicked out of the party.

    What a fucking witch.

  57. 57
    Thick as a Planck says:

    2 Eds aren’t better than none

  58. 58
    Dibble says:

    This Liam blokey, he’s a doctor, but who is he?

  59. 59
    abelard says:

    why do you care what that idiot says?

  60. 60
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Is that a period at the end of your sentence, or a full stop?

  61. 61
    jgm2 says:

    They are if you’re a T*ry hoping for re-election come 2015. They’re Cameron’s dream team.

  62. 62
    Gawd Help Us says:

    You wouldn’t exactly call him a quick learner would you?

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Because she can’t have Cleggie for PM.

  64. 64
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Better still, settle down with a Blue Nun.

  65. 65
    WC says:

    Is your name Max?

  66. 66
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Spelling again 81lly. I think you meant Male order.

  67. 67
    Mr Natural says:

    Must be Woy Jenkins

  68. 68
    jgm2 says:

    Isn’t she the one who was going on about the sanctity of marriage while shagging some married bloke on the side? And in every other position too no doubt.

  69. 69
    annette curton says:

    Good job she didn’t post that remark on twatter, the Met cyber-police take a dim view of incitement to commit murder.

  70. 70
    Lord Stansted says:

    Planck wasn’t thick – he was h-clever.

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    Only if it’s a member of the ‘enriching’ community that you’re threatening. Or a bedwetter.

  72. 72
    s a 6.626069 20X10-34 says:

    Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck, to be precise.

    Or 6.6260695720x 10-34 to be more precise.

  73. 73
    annette curton says:

    I blame the CPS.

  74. 74
    Laws of the Bungle says:

    Too right Annette…..had Nadine made these ‘Kill Cameron’ remarks on Twitter, she would surely be under arrest by now.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    or a chukker

  76. 76
    Thick as a Planck says:

    He’s certainly part of the ‘ self enriching ‘ community.

  77. 77
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Isn’t not wasn’t ( NB a Planck )

  78. 78
    Sir William Waad says:

    Nadine and her chums must learn to distinguish dissent from disloyalty.

  79. 79
    Pearson says:

    Bollocks. Being disloyal to Dave is not being disloyal to the party. Most of the party can not stand the socialist twat.

  80. 80

    Nadine is a nutter.

    Surely you have got some dirt on her Guido after all these years.

    Surprised CCHQ haven’t leant on you yet to do a hatchet job.

  81. 81
    jgm2 says:

    I can forgive Cameron a lot because of the conference speech he gave that caused the Maximum Imbecile to bottle an election he would most certainly have won. With the result that we would still have the Imbecile gurning about the place hiring public sector workers and giving ‘em pay increases with borrowed and printed money and proclaiming he’d returned the nation to ‘growth’.

    Can you imagine?

    The Greeks would be consoling themselves that, while it was tough, at least they’re not as fucked as the UK.

  82. 82
    Sir William Waad says:

    Max Planck is a hero of mine because he pressed on with discovering quantum mechanics even though it went dead against his core beliefs. He was a true scientist and a truth-seeker who gives the lie to all that French waffle about ‘discourses’ and Anti-post-deconstructivism.

  83. 83
    jgm2 says:

    Her record speaks for itself. No need for a hatchet job.

  84. 84
    A woman says:

    Is this the woman photographed recently standing on a table in the HoC?
    She’s just a menopausal attention seeker who’s best ignored.

  85. 85

    Too true jgm2, save the gunpowder for better game and all.

  86. 86
    Wadder Faqwing Kant says:

    No would be Thatcher she.

  87. 87
    jgm2 says:

    She does seem to be having the female equivalent of a mid-life crisis. If she was a man she’d have bought a Harley Davidson by now or be shagging her secretary.

    ‘Yeah, still got it..’

  88. 88
    pundit - the original says:

    Former tent member is pissing in it. Must count for something. Anyway, whatever paves the way for BoJo.

  89. 89
    Nadine, madder than a box of frogs says:

    Nadine, resign your seat and stand as an independent candidate and see how much support you get from your constituents. Or shut the fuck up.

  90. 90
    Jimmy says:

    Guido is the co ordinator of Nadine’s imaginary legal team. Any more of this backchat and you’re looking at a pretend writ.

  91. 91
    Frenchman says:

    You can expect a stiff letter

  92. 92
    SP4BS says:

    I heard once that the opposite of “intellectual” was “practical”. it was on french TV or radio.

    It explains why you should never buy a Citroen.

  93. 93
    SP4BS says:

    She’s the one who thinks that women seeking an abortion should have counselling from someone who is “independent” and believes their soul will burn in eternal hellfire if they go ahead.

  94. 94
    Border Terrier says:

    Sad to say but she is toxic and very sad; and dim.

  95. 95
    jgm2 says:

    Is that he same imaginary firm of solicitors that the unions instructed when Clarkson suggested that strikers should be shot in front of their families?

  96. 96
    Hugh Grant says:

    My kind of girl.

  97. 97
    Lily Savage MP says:

    I’m going to have you all arrested for stalking me.

  98. 98
    Oldie but goodie says:

    You never change, do you, Planck?

  99. 99
    the savant says:

    could it be shaping up as a ” Boris and Doris ” joint ticket for Leader and Deputy Leader of the Conservative s ?

    (that s assuming BORIS is content to serve as her Deputy ).

  100. 100
    Anne Udder-Kant (from Kent) says:

    Who will follow her – she isn’t even worth a “mensche- shun” !

  101. 101
    Father O'Shaugnessy says:

    Bishops Finger for you m’laddo.

  102. 102
    Forkbender says:

    You have to admit it 8I££y has always been polite and few if any expletives in his comments on this blog even when ragged on this blog by myself and others, his comments might be anoying but there is no need to read them

  103. 103
    Anne Udder-Kant (from Kent) says:

    Worth a lol that!

  104. 104
    Forkbender says:

    A real Irishman

  105. 105
    Cleggy says:

    Nadine, Nadine, Nadine, Nadine,
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.

  106. 106
    Forkbender says:

    Boris is for Boris, if it means climbing on the Tory band wagon so be it, as long as he can self promote

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    The lovely Nadine is fast becoming the motormouth of the Conservative Party. She won’t be getting her peerage from Dave if she keeps on like this!

  108. 108
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Well done Nads…… couldnt have put it better myself.

  109. 109
    Henry I says:

    “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”

  110. 110
    Missile alert says:

    There are very good reasons for concern over David Camerons leadership however this rather hysterical statement rather over eggs the pudding and discredits the argument in the media. Stupid woman cant help putting her foot in it.

  111. 111
    Missile alert says:

    In SI units the absolute zero for credibility is known as The Mensch.

  112. 112
    Pair of Crooks says:

    Out of Jail ? Was he ever in it ?

  113. 113
    FFS ! says:

    Chosing this years sports personality of the year would be easier than chosing between all those hate filled figures on the Left FFS !

  114. 114
    Knit Picker says:

    Why? Got a hole in its sock?

  115. 115
    Missile alert says:

    Indeed jgm2 if she was a man she would indeed by buying herself a Harley only to wrap it around a tree whilst riding it around the West Coast of Scotland or down in Cornwall over a bank holiday weekend( thats how these things usually pan out ). However the image of a car crash still holds true.

  116. 116
    Fish says:

    I’ve noticed that she seems to come out with these outbursts on a Tuesday…just in time for Weired Ed to use them against Cameroon, the following day at PMQs.

    Perhaps the self loathing Mad Nad might have some sort of arrangement with those sat opposite.

    Sack the c.unt, I say.

  117. 117
    Fish says:

    Yes. Cucky Yamoney is the gold medalist and world record holder

  118. 118
    Fog says:

    Is she trying to outchav silly Sally?

  119. 119
    Lunar Cycle says:

    Have you noticed whether these outbursts also are usually around 4 weeks apart ?

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    jgm2… hoping will not provide re-election in 2015;it requires discernible growth in the economy & a reduction in unemployment.If the current policy does not achieve this & it is not clearly evident to the population at large by the Autumn of 2014 then Camron can forget future Tory goverments for a very, very, long time.

  121. 121
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    What a pathetic looking bunch of has-beens.

  122. 122
    TomCatesby says:

    Nadine clearly pissed off with her lack of promotion in the ‘resuffle’ then.

  123. 123
    keredybretsa says:

    Dancing on Daves grave, T-Shirt anyone?

  124. 124
    SaltPetre says:

    The menopause is screwing with the hag big time.

  125. 125
    Boris E o'Lunchinsaddlebag says:

    Say after me :

    B e n d y    b u s e s   a r e   e v i  l 
  126. 126
    Chris Morriss says:

    He was constant though…

  127. 127
    Justice First says:

    Let us move back from all of this individual homicide incitement stuff,
    let us be decent about this,
    as my friend Dick the butcher said,
    “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”.

  128. 128
    Laws of the Bungle says:

    Just Go Nads

  129. 129
    Cinna says:

    Well, that’s certainly cheered me up. Well said that man!

  130. 130
    Cinna says:

    I can’t imagine Boris serving under her. Not unless he’s real kinky.

  131. 131
    Swannsong says:

    Yep. Then the Tories would be back in opposition. That seems to be something the grey haired idiots on the backbench fail to realise.

  132. 132
    Bin Laden's kid brother says:

    Can we have a kill them all strategy?

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