September 11th, 2012

1% Bob’s £100,000 Delusion

It takes something pretty extraordinary from Bob Crow to raise an eyebrow, but the RMT fat cat has surpassed himself at the TUC today:

“I’ve been in a minority all my life. I’ve got more in common with a Chinese labourer than I do with a city financier – I don’t care if it’s the Queen’s head or the Queen’s arse on a ten pound note… If you spit on your own you can’t do nothing. If we all spit together we can drown the bastards.”

Guido challenges Crow to find a Chinese labourer earning £100,000 a year while living in a rent-subsidised council house.

The only minority Bob’s in is the 1%…


  1. 1
    A right cunt says:

    what a Hunt


  2. 2
    • 29
      A worker says:

      Hey Bob,
      Lend us a tenner.


    • 72
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      Go for it Bob. Get up their a**holes as much as you can.


    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      All too believiable. Sadly these fuckwits have grown up under the illusion that money grows on trees. This kind of pathetic self serving bull makes my blood boil. I pay 50% of my earnings to support a bloated public sector and ridiculous welfare system. Bob Crow and his ilk are involved in bribary, they are nothing more than organised criminals.


  3. 3
    All Socialists are hypocrites and they prove it every time they open their mouths says:

    “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”


  4. 4
    Hammond Organ says:

    Bob Crow has got nothing in common with a Chinese Labourer

    For a start Bob Crow has a 46″ waist and a big pair of tits


    • 34
      Freddie Fraudster says:

      CAnt be a 46” waist – youc ant get a job as a Tube Driver below 50 ”


    • 38 says:

      Odd that he would choose a Chinese labourer as an analogy for being in a minority. There are about 2 billion of them.


      • 44
        jgm2 says:

        And they work.

        And they didn’t hold the Beijing Olympics hostage for a ‘bonus’.


      • 75
        smoggie says:

        And they don’t drink Champagne at luncheon.

        Most Chinese labourers only drink it in the evenings.


        • 95
          Crowing Bob Crow says:

          It simply shows that I know sod all about life outside my union bubble.
          My chief speech writer did this and he states he once met a Chinese labourer in Croydon.
          Now we must work up our plans for another winter of discontent.


  5. 6
    bob the bilger says:

    If it’s a Burgundy, try the ’96.


  6. 7
    Billionnaire B'stard says:

    Another Saint Bob! He should start a pop group with St. Bob Geldorf.


  7. 8
    Premasturbation Cabbie says:

    I once had him in the back of my cab. Took me ages to get rid of the smell of self-righteousness.


    • 17
      Pre Pubescent Rock Chick says:

      Is Bob Crowe’s waist symptomatic of what will happen to the likes of Justin Bieber when he reaches the age of 27 i e manhood ??


  8. 9
    Hammond Organ says:

    Bob Crow’s Chinese name is Fat Whan Ker


    • 18
      Pre Pubescent Rock Chick says:

      Does he keep ” Bankers ” hours
      ( oops i forgot to change the first consonant in bankers .)


  9. 10
    HenryV says:

    One suspects he has seen more ten pound notes than many of his members. If Liebour get in next time will he be so rude about HM if he is offered a peerage? Methinks not.


    • 21
      the savant says:

      a Beerage more like

      ” Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Beast ? ”

      ( was that you Henry or one of your Henrian predecessors ? )


      • 54
        Your Friendly Neighbourhood Royals History Service says:

        Henry the Deuce, actually.
        And it’s “Henrician.” Although strictly spe*aking, the word applies to a religious order, or to Fatso with the six wives, as in the “Henrician Reformation,” as opposed to continental varieties.


  10. 11
    Rat's arse says:

    To think, Ed Milibandwagon bows down to this arseho*le. I suspect they share the same brain cell.


  11. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Could someone translate that into English please.


  12. 13
    jgm2 says:

    I thought that ‘I have more in common with a Chinese Labourer..’ soundbite was made (by him) years ago.

    If Bob Crow was in China he’d have been ‘disappeared’ by their socialist government long ago.


  13. 14
    Rat's arse says:

    Are you a foreigner anonymong?


  14. 15
    Mike Brighton says:

    He was on the picket line at Brighton Station last saturday sweating buckets and handing out leaflets. He tried to pass me one. I politely told him to f off


  15. 16
    Steve F says:

    Bob Crow, Bob Diamond and Bob Geldof – what a great band of insufferable hypocrites. Shame that Bob Maxwell isnt around their theme ‘Money, that’s what I want’


  16. 19
    Wun @ontablets Hung Low says:

    Harrow everyone

    I am that Chinese Labourer on £100,000 a year and like Comrade Crow I support Millwall Football Crub.


  17. 20
    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    The only thing Bob Crows has got in a common with a Chinese labourer is that both are toiling under communist delusions.


  18. 23
    just asking says:

    Where did Gob Crow get his tan this summer?


    • 35
      Deep Froat says:

      Pyongyang Beach..Peoples Republic of North Korea his favourite holiday destination as Cuba has now ‘sold out’ to the Capitalists.


  19. 26
    ed martin says:

    if all preperty is theft is it analogous that all theft of property?

    Mr Crow’s view might enlighten us


  20. 28
    Boudicca says:

    I listened to Crow speak at the anti-war demo years ago.
    Chinese labourers are more eloquent.


  21. 30
    Piss pot says:

    Bob Crow – the Stupid man’s idiot. What a nutter Crow is. Why do people take him seriously? What is wrong with these people?


  22. 31
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    What an arrogant, money grubbing, lying piece of sh*t.


  23. 32
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    What an eloquent gobshite


  24. 36
    Bobs Crowing says:

    His mouth is so big he’d drown the world, alone or not.


  25. 37
    sack them, sack them by the thousand says:

    so, the Unions knew the public wouldnt put up with their agitation during the Olympics. Now that the games are over, they reckon they can get away with their attempts to screw more money from the rest of us.
    Fuck off you greedy bastards.


    • 43 says:

      I’d say bring it on but from what we have all gleaned of Cameron he will probably cave in to the fecking vandals.


      • 49
        jgm2 says:

        I think he’s secretly hoping the public sector unions will do their worst to bring the country to a halt and that, sooner or later, Nasal Ned will have to come out in support of the unions or see his funding pulled from underneath him.

        Cameron must have hand-picked this lot.


        • 98
          Pundit too too says:

          Don’t forget that Cameron did not get a majority against a lame duck Gordon Brown.
          So to expect him to stand up against the unions is not supported by his past record – unfortunately.
          Perhaps David Davis can show him how?


      • 53
        Ghost of the 70's by candlight says:

        No bring it on and let them do there worse…. The last time they tried Labour were out of power for a generation.

        I just can’t wait until these Union fuckwits start causing trouble. Lets give them another good fucking kicking.


        • 61
          jgm2 says:


          They really are idiots.

          What they should do or, rather, what I would do in their position – particularly in the NHS – would be to collude with the doctors and declare every single medical event an ‘emergency’. Then I’d work double and triple shifts for about six months clearing all the waiting lists at enormous cost in overtime etc etc thus totally fucking up the deficit figures.

          That way I’d get more money, the voters would get treated and the deficit would be completely fucked so you’d be to claim that ‘austerity’ wasn’t working.

          But no. The dopey fuckers are going to go on strike for more money for doing the same amount of work and alienate everybody who is well aware that there is no money left.

          Cameron must be delighted to have such imbeciles as opposition.


  26. 39
    Bob Crown says:

    If Bob Crow was in China they would have captured him in a net and put him in a zoo


  27. 40
    Loungelizard says:

    In his spare time Bob is a latex mold for Buddah


  28. 42
    jgm2 says:

    If Bob Crow has anything at all in common with the East it is that he looks like a sumo wrestler.


  29. 45
    Silly Billy.. Mid On says:

    He is just like a Chinese Labourer

    I was at the cricket the other day and there were lots and lots of Chinese Labourers all quaffing expensive champagne in the posh tent.

    I was Shocked I tell you…SHOCKED!


  30. 46
    Sunil Prasannan says:

    Uncle Bob is the pig in Animal Farm!


  31. 47
  32. 50
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies…

    He’s fat, he’s round, he’s bouncin’ on the ground, fat bastard, fat bastard!


  33. 55
    Anonymous says:

    It will need more than the few un-flattering descriptive comments displayed in this blog to achieve any real action against him or change to his intentions.
    It seems the return of beer & sandwiches at regular meetings at no.10 whilst they dictate the way the country is governed is the ultimate desire.
    May 2015 is going to be very interesting.


    • 102
      Honest View says:

      No, alas, it is all too predictable; as many of us said at the time, the winning of the last election was a poisoned chalice, so poisonous that it will put the Tories out for a generation and may destroy the LimpDems.
      The sheeple are already swallowing the simple defamation of the Tories (“savage cuts, attacking the weakest, Victorian poverty” etc) and dreaming of those golden days when Labour dished out more benefits than people knew how to claim.
      Now the boundary changes have been scotched by the traitorous Clegg, demographics alone are going to make Labour a permanent government. Did I read that 83% of immigrants vote Labour?
      We are living through the last Conservative government of our lifetime, or we would be if it were Conservative and not pinkocentric.


  34. 57
    Baron Von Blooperbumstadt says:

    If he had been on Spitting Image they wouldn’t have needed to make a caricature of him they could have just used the original.


  35. 58
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Oh, I dunno, I think some of the Apple/Foxconn workers are quite well paid for their 164 hour week.


  36. 62
    Bob Crow says:

    ..oi Prescott! Where is you all goin’ wif all ‘dem packs of kitKats And twix multi-packs?
    Don’t forget who pays your party. Me and’ da bruvvers. So ‘and ‘em over you fat slug.


    • 78
      His Lardship John Prescott says:

      Now why’d you hafta go and mention “Chinese”? You gave me a bloody “yen” for some moo goo gai pan! Yeah, I know it’s Chinese “yuan”/Japanese “yen,” I just went for the cheap Orientational joke!


  37. 63
    ToonBob... says:

    Great to see ‘em showing their class at this conference.

    Not doing much for the Labour cause…… thankfully.


  38. 69
    Not surprised says:

    No “twat watch” tag?!


  39. 73
    Truth hurts says:

    “So it was sad when three Paralympians had their moment spoiled last week when a boorish crowd decided that booing George Osborne was more important than honouring the athletes.But what elevated this sad, selfish incident into the realms of the bizarre was that Osborne’s predecessor, one Gordon Brown, was cheered by another Paralympic crowd the very same day.””When Labour took office with Gordon Brown as Chancellor in 1997 they inherited the most benign set of economic circumstances since before World War One. When they left office in 2010 they bequeathed the worst set of economic circumstances since World War Two.”


    • 79
      jgm2 says:

      You have to view the paralympic crowd ‘cheering’ Brown in the context that without the Blair/Brown government so many of the paralympians would be ineligible to compete since they wouldn’t have had their legs blown off in Iraq or Afghani*st*an.

      How quickly people forget.


  40. 77
  41. 82
    Pied Piper says:

    When infested with rats you call the rat catcher.
    When infested with muzzies who do you call ???


  42. 85
    Union of granny bashers says:



  43. 87
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    He really is a dumb, bloated, talented, piss-taking, gobshite.


  44. 90
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Come on, you all know Bob has got a big heart.

    I’m sorry, I’ll read that again. I’m sure there’s a misprint there somewhere.


  45. 91
    bore says:

    Sean Connery…bore off. Murray is Scottish and British..not mutually exclusive despite what you want.
    Piss off with your tedious agenda…or go back to Scotland yourself and pay your taxes


  46. 101
    Pundit too too says:

    I must admit that while I fully appreciate Murray at last winning a Big Slam, if I hear his rambling incoherent excuse for the English language again on BBC I will scream.
    Perhaps it could be used to torture Taliban prisoners?
    Even Peston would be a respite to Murray.


  47. 103
    Double Tap says:

    What’s the fat fuckit blethering on about?

    The unions have been spitting on their own for years …


  48. 105
    13eastie says:

    Bob, you’ve still a fair way to go before your “council house” rivals Headington Hill Hall.

    Never mind, at least your sound-bite gets you a New Labour A* in Edexcel GCSE Mandarin Chinese.


  49. 106
    Bob Crow ate my (Tory) MP says:

    Increased your union’s membership, defended and improved your memberships’ terms and conditions, pissed off the half dozen sock puppets who post as Guido’s Gawks.

    Nice one, Bob.


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