September 10th, 2012

Video: Boris Speech to Olympic Victory Parade


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Good one. but never forget he is after all a politician

  2. 2
    Fcuk me, can it get any worse says:

    Cameron’s spending £238million on promoting his policies this year from the public purse while food banks are needed to help feed hundreds of thousands of people in Britain. We’re all in the same boat my arse. Shame on you Cameron.

    Boris would never have done that, he’s got far too much integrity. Neither, I suspect, would David Davis. Plus Boris is a much better communicator.

    Shame the bloke asked to stand as a stalking horse against Cameron, according to the weekend papers, wasn’t interested.

    Miliband seems very able. With Boris or Davis against him it’s a fair fight, with Cameron missing with every swing it’s a calamity waiting to happen.

  3. 3
    Anyone but Camoron says:

    Boris, Boris, Boris

    Davis, Davis, Davis

  4. 4
    Cameron's mop & bucket says:

    Guido loves Boris. He wants his baby gravy.

  5. 5
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    You were right until the last para.. Milliband, very able? I don’t think so. He is the one reason why Cameron has not already been given the boot.

  6. 6
    genghiz the kahn says:

  7. 7
    nellnewman says:

    You have to admit Boris does sort inject a sense of fun into usually boring politics. Whether he’d make a good leader I’m not so sure.

  8. 8

    It’s a shame we can never forget you’re a media whore tho

  9. 9
    Jeremy Kyle says:

    But could he do any worse?

  10. 10
    Gordon says:

    I taught dave that trick, I used my wife and kids to stop the booing when I left Downing Street.

  11. 11
    81lly's mum says:

    Kebab/81lly – why don’t you post except when you can get in first – is it because you know that you have nothing worthwhile to say.

  12. 12
    nellnewman says:

    The absolute epitomy of the most awful political leader of any party ever has to be gordon . Cameron despite his faults is nowhere near as bad as that.

    Cameron is closer to johnmajor and the grey man image so colourful Boris would be an improvement I guess but I’d rather see someone with less of a comedic streak.

  13. 13
    The only way is bumsex says:

    Davesac*unt, Davesac*unt, Davesac*unt.

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  15. 15
    Joe says:

    Is there anything left on the box for men to watch apart from the occasional footy/rugger match and Top Gear? It seems as though all we on the box lately is fucking soaps, cooking, big brother, X factor and signing ‘n dancing gushin’ wimen and homosexuals.

  16. 16
    Lord Man at Trough of Pension in the Bag says:


  17. 17
    SP4BS says:

    A calamity waiting to happen perhaps, but it might be fun.

    No it wouldn’t. I’ve had enough of this bollocks. why are they all such bloody lunatics in politics. Well, I know actually, all the sensible people got real jobs or took more sensible options like going on permanent surfing and skunk holidays.

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    The only World Politician who could say when extolling the virtues of our Athletes ” and we beat the French ” to loud cheers from the crowd.

    Dave your days are numbered.

  19. 19
    Re-Education says:

    That’s Cameron for you!

  20. 20
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Cameron looked like he was holding in a turtles head.

    Well done BORIS a great speech. About time we had a straight talking person leading the country rather than wobbly-cast-rion-Camoron.

    Come on you Tories start the coup !

  21. 21
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Dave who ?

  22. 22
    ℬilly Watch says:


  23. 23
    SP4BS says:

    Those teachers don’t think, they only exist in some bloke’s imagination.

  24. 24
    The only way is bumsex says:

    You sound butch – anything on tonight?

  25. 25
    Wee Willie says:

    I like Bojo too but I fear the only growth we will see is from Bojo’s hair as he slowly morphs into Worzel’s doppelganger.

  26. 26
    Banana Split says:

    Yes, old bumface looked rather wooden today.

  27. 27
    Joe says:

    Not tonight ℬilly I’m washing my hair.

  28. 28
    Sniper says:

    Summer of sport over – Premiershits started already.

  29. 29
    Sniper says:

    Only of he were Gordon – the man Cameron didn’t beat.

  30. 30
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    You know… that Liberal Democrat feller posing as a Tory leader.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Boris has all the credentials to lead the Tories..adulter, Etonian, dodgy abuses of power and a twat.

  32. 32
    Rupert my Hero says:

    With Sharia Law, can we stone them to Death ?

  33. 33
    maybe. says:

    TB’s sex style….mentioned in The Times today…is to devour selfishly.
    seems like what gives us the biggest thrill is kinda revealing. maybe.

  34. 34
    Ian E says:

    ‘A pained expression’?

    No, ‘a dickhead’!

  35. 35
    Hang The Bastards says:

    When was the last time the public chanted the name of a politician (in PRAISE of course!)

  36. 36
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Bollocks to this, Helen Skelton’s pants stole the show. She would make an admirable PM.

  37. 37
    Tactical Chukka says:

    He gets very upset and does not respond to criticism

  38. 38
    Rupert my Hero says:

    However Milliband has done the numbers count Gay Vote Numbers verses Catholic & Muslim Votes…

  39. 39
    Go Camoron go says:

    @nellnewman. Major had ability.

    Cameron by contrast is a blind man repeatedly stumbling into the wall, dribbling down his chin and saying his brain hurts.

  40. 40
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


  41. 41
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    An anti-politics politician for an anti-politics generation?

    I’ve seen the future and it rides a bike.

  42. 42
    ToonBob... says:

    Nice one Boris, nice one son……. nice one Boris, give us another one !!

  43. 43
    SaltPetre says:

    Tony Benn?

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    The only way is bumsex says:

    It’s Dave’s sex face.

  45. 45
    Boris for PM says:

    The Tory party should reshuffle Wet Dave out of Downing Street and shuffle in Boris.

  46. 46
    Robin Goodfellow says:

    Nick says it really does mean a lot to Cameron to bugger up his chances with more armfuls of cash expected, unless his assumed passage to Brussels gets blocked.

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    change please says:

    He’s likeable. He may or may not be a good PM. I’d take the chance on seeing him do the job. Whats to lose?
    As it is currently, we have a hateful smarmy Hunt as PM, who isnt good at the job.

    Leadership challenge please.

  48. 48
    delicious says:

    I could have won a gold medal in pole vault on seeing that

  49. 49
    maybe. says:

    Tony Blair.

  50. 50
    sumbloke says:

    What a great speech: funny, warm, generous, intelligent, inclusive and inspiring.

    And I’m not even a Boris fan.

  51. 51
    sumbloke says:

    Boris never started a war nor did he connive in torture, unlike you filthy Labour vermin.

  52. 52
    sumbloke says:

    It’s worse than that, Top Gear isn’t on (not counting repeats, if there are any of those on some obscure satellite channel).

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