Video: Boris Speech to Olympic Victory Parade
Guido can imagine Dave waking up in a cold sweat with cheers of “Boris, Boris, Boris” going through his head…
UPDATE: Now that’s what you call a pained expression:
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Good one. but never forget he is after all a politician
It’s a shame we can never forget you’re a media whore tho
Kebab/81lly – why don’t you post except when you can get in first – is it because you know that you have nothing worthwhile to say.
He gets very upset and does not respond to criticism
Who do these teachers think they are?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9531803/Teachers-face-sack-for-refusing-to-endorse-gay-marriage.html#
That’s Cameron for you!
Nick says it really does mean a lot to Cameron to bugger up his chances with more armfuls of cash expected, unless his assumed passage to Brussels gets blocked.
Those teachers don’t think, they only exist in some bloke’s imagination.
With Sharia Law, can we stone them to Death ?
Shameless.
Cameron’s spending £238million on promoting his policies this year from the public purse while food banks are needed to help feed hundreds of thousands of people in Britain. We’re all in the same boat my arse. Shame on you Cameron.
Boris would never have done that, he’s got far too much integrity. Neither, I suspect, would David Davis. Plus Boris is a much better communicator.
Shame the bloke asked to stand as a stalking horse against Cameron, according to the weekend papers, wasn’t interested.
Miliband seems very able. With Boris or Davis against him it’s a fair fight, with Cameron missing with every swing it’s a calamity waiting to happen.
You were right until the last para.. Milliband, very able? I don’t think so. He is the one reason why Cameron has not already been given the boot.
However Milliband has done the numbers count Gay Vote Numbers verses Catholic & Muslim Votes…
A calamity waiting to happen perhaps, but it might be fun.
No it wouldn’t. I’ve had enough of this bollocks. why are they all such bloody lunatics in politics. Well, I know actually, all the sensible people got real jobs or took more sensible options like going on permanent surfing and skunk holidays.
Boris, Boris, Boris
Davis, Davis, Davis
Davesac*unt, Davesac*unt, Davesac*unt.
Guido loves Boris. He wants his baby gravy.
You have to admit Boris does sort inject a sense of fun into usually boring politics. Whether he’d make a good leader I’m not so sure.
But could he do any worse?
The absolute epitomy of the most awful political leader of any party ever has to be gordon . Cameron despite his faults is nowhere near as bad as that.
Cameron is closer to johnmajor and the grey man image so colourful Boris would be an improvement I guess but I’d rather see someone with less of a comedic streak.
I like Bojo too but I fear the only growth we will see is from Bojo’s hair as he slowly morphs into Worzel’s doppelganger.
@nellnewman. Major had ability.
Cameron by contrast is a blind man repeatedly stumbling into the wall, dribbling down his chin and saying his brain hurts.
Only of he were Gordon – the man Cameron didn’t beat.
He’s likeable. He may or may not be a good PM. I’d take the chance on seeing him do the job. Whats to lose?
As it is currently, we have a hateful smarmy Hunt as PM, who isnt good at the job.
Leadership challenge please.
I taught dave that trick, I used my wife and kids to stop the booing when I left Downing Street.
Winner!
Is there anything left on the box for men to watch apart from the occasional footy/rugger match and Top Gear? It seems as though all we on the box lately is fucking soaps, cooking, big brother, X factor and signing ‘n dancing gushin’ wimen and homosexuals.
You sound butch – anything on tonight?
Not tonight ℬilly I’m washing my hair.
It’s worse than that, Top Gear isn’t on (not counting repeats, if there are any of those on some obscure satellite channel).
The only World Politician who could say when extolling the virtues of our Athletes ” and we beat the French ” to loud cheers from the crowd.
Dave your days are numbered.
Dave who ?
You know… that Liberal Democrat feller posing as a Tory leader.
Cameron looked like he was holding in a turtles head.
Well done BORIS a great speech. About time we had a straight talking person leading the country rather than wobbly-cast-rion-Camoron.
Come on you Tories start the coup !
Yes, old bumface looked rather wooden today.
Summer of sport over – Premiershits started already.
Boris has all the credentials to lead the Tories..adulter, Etonian, dodgy abuses of power and a twat.
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TB’s sex style….mentioned in The Times today…is to devour selfishly.
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seems like what gives us the biggest thrill is kinda revealing. maybe.
@whoknows.com
Tony Benn?
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Tony Blair.
Boris never started a war nor did he connive in torture, unlike you filthy Labour vermin.
‘A pained expression’?
No, ‘a dickhead’!
It’s Dave’s sex face.
When was the last time the public chanted the name of a politician (in PRAISE of course!)
SKWEEEE-EETT!!! (crest) BORISBORISBORIS! LUVLEYPLUMAGE!! (ping) (cuttle)
Bollocks to this, Helen Skelton’s pants stole the show. She would make an admirable PM.
I could have won a gold medal in pole vault on seeing that
An anti-politics politician for an anti-politics generation?
I’ve seen the future and it rides a bike.
Nice one Boris, nice one son……. nice one Boris, give us another one !!
The Tory party should reshuffle Wet Dave out of Downing Street and shuffle in Boris.
What a great speech: funny, warm, generous, intelligent, inclusive and inspiring.
And I’m not even a Boris fan.