Friends Reunited
Two old friends were reunited at the Paralympics closing ceremony last night…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Ken looks so happy!
Is Boris about to drown Ken in the Olympic swimming pool?
Two spastics?
two bum boys?
i tries to comment first or not at all, and sometimers i tricks you with an other monkier
scopes, surely
Who exactly are you calling a Geordie ?
I’ve been thrown out. How do those two get away with it?
My Trophy day!
I will shrink Ken’s head later.
ask humperdinck .
he allegedly had 300 women of a certain age during his twenty year prime ….. and his wife still rearranges his kammerband before he goes on stage so his paunch won t fall out .
now thhat s loyalty for you ….
I think it jolly decent of Boris to allow Ken to go to the closing ceremony.
Can you imagine a victorious Livingston being so magnanimous?
Yes
Yes. I can imagine exactly the scenario you suggest
That’s 2 persons with very strong imaginations.
Or access to illegal substances.
It would probably take both at the same time.
It’s not Johnson’s games. It’s up to LOCOG who attends or who doesn’t. And since Ken was instrumental in bringing the succesful games to London, it’s right he’s there.
Duh
So Ken’s the one who we should be blaming for a 20bn quid sports day we can’t afford.
Figures.
Imagine the airport they could have built with that kind of money.
Oh good. An Olympics Hater. Let me guess – probably think climate change is a big conspiracy as well?
Hello, Bob. Given up downvoting N*zis at the Daily Fail yet?
Successful? How is spending twenty billion squid on a corporate sports event considered a success?
I think Boris is about to whip Ken’s wig off
Ken wouldn’t have let Cam-moron go never mind Boris.
OMG what on earth are you ‘on’ Ken?
In your case, I don’t think I want to know…..
“I own you, BEEEE-YATCH”
What a night mayor. Ken models a Boris toupe.
Boris says ‘Guess what Ken, there doesn’t appear to be any toilet paper in the gents’
Good one
winner
Whatever happened to that young charmer with the moustache and the rollneck? Time, eh?
http://www.rogergeorgeclark.com/USERIMAGES/ken400px.jpg
God, he’s aged!
Thats yer man from “To the Manor Born”
Empty shell there, Boris, nothing to see!
I was round the back slipping my hands down the pants of a disabled young lady!
Crackerjack Pencil!’
TUC vote for strike action. The one thing you can rely on with the left is their unfailing desire to keep Britain in the economic shite that the Labour party left the country in.
You can see it in their every action and policy – whether it is being against fracking, or for reckless borrowing, or against reducing business red tape and bureaucracy, or against changing planning laws to kickstart the housing sector, or against encouraging new businesses to start up by punishing anyone who makes a success of it with higher taxes, or against reforming unaffordable public sector pensions, or against reducing the squandering of taxpayers money in the public sector, etc, etc.
And yet these bozos pretend they want growth and new jobs. What utter tw@s they are.
The ONLY thing they(and their BBC mouthpiece)want is the downfall of the Tory Coalition..it’s totally political NOT about jobs and growth
Vote Obamy
obamy obamy my little obamy
i d walk a million miles
for one of his smiles
obaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy
copyright al jolson estate
It looks like a Connery/ Ferguson moment to me .
If so, I bet 10p the bill is winging its way to the few remaining Uk taxpayers.
Yours in sport
The forbidden word spastic is heard in the stadium for the first time in two weeks.
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I wibble when I piddle
Cos my middle is a riddle
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble
Hello to you out there in Normal Land
You may not comprehend my tale or understand
As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
You can be my body but you’ll never read my books
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m knobbled on the cobbles
Cos I hobble when I wobble
Swim!
So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator you’re not in the state I’m in
So long have I been languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
I’m spasticus autisticus
54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,
fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling spasticus
I’m spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
I’m spasticus!
I’m spasticus!
I’m spasticus!
I’m spasticus!
I’m spasticus!
I’m spasticus!
I’m spasticus!
Spasticus!
Oooh, look, it’s the Benny Hill and Jackie Wright of the 21st Century!
Boris introduces everyone to his new fag.
‘Gottle of geer’
So some people think Livingstone is still some tosser to be nice too, should have told him he’s a nobody now and got G4S security, if they have some to throw him out. .
Ken for new mayor of Rio De Janeiro.
or VEEP to Obarmay
or VEEP to Obarmy
or veep to o’blarney
Bleep, bleep, bleep Obumma
Ahhh look they’ve both got their gold medals on too, how sweet.
C*nt on the left to c*unt on the right (think about that one):
“Owned”.
Obama and Biden
I’m lovin’ Kens new toupee, where did he get it from?
Ed Balls, of course! Who do you think controls the purse strings?
Given half a chance, would Boris politely whip Ken’s trousers down and bone him for old times sake?
Answers to: The YES campaign, CCO, London. SW1 FUALL.
D’you know if Red Diesel is any good to drink?
Guido keeps advertising it so it must be
Friends united? what has that to do with red diesel, it’s not some of that red diesel nicked from farms by little Iorish tinkers
You can also fuck a multi purpose ladder in any position known in the Kama Sutra.
Pissed as a newt?
Nice of Boris to bring his grandfather ….
look everyone! I brought out the Gimp!
And the gold medal for fucking over your own party goes to…….
Boris unveils new waxwork dummy.
Boris: “If you were Dave, I’d put my hand on your head and fucking squeeze the shite out of your shithead”.
This would look much better on a spike on tower bridge Ken!
I said wash your hands after you’d superglued your wig on Boris!
Ken Livingstone = Lefty Islamist apologist Hunt
Sorry I intended that to say c u n t