September 10th, 2012

Friends Reunited


71 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Ken looks so happy!

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    I think it jolly decent of Boris to allow Ken to go to the closing ceremony.

    Can you imagine a victorious Livingston being so magnanimous?

  3. 3
    John Adlington says:

    Yes

  4. 4
    Mr Rotivator says:

    I think Boris is about to whip Ken’s wig off

  5. 5
    Aunty Matter says:

    Ken wouldn’t have let Cam-moron go never mind Boris.

  6. 6
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    OMG what on earth are you ‘on’ Ken?
    In your case, I don’t think I want to know…..

  7. 7
    Dellers for PM says:

    “I own you, BEEEE-YATCH”

  8. 8
    Rugged ex-Mayor. says:

    What a night mayor. Ken models a Boris toupe.

  9. 9
    Loungelizard says:

    Boris says ‘Guess what Ken, there doesn’t appear to be any toilet paper in the gents’

  10. 10
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Whatever happened to that young charmer with the moustache and the rollneck? Time, eh?

  11. 11
    Mister Roberts says:

    Yes. I can imagine exactly the scenario you suggest

  12. 12
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Is Boris about to drown Ken in the Olympic swimming pool?

  13. 13
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Empty shell there, Boris, nothing to see!

  14. 14
    Mr Rotivator says:

    Good one

  15. 15
    Shagger Marr says:

    I was round the back slipping my hands down the pants of a disabled young lady!

  16. 16
    Spartacus says:

    winner

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    That’s 2 persons with very strong imaginations.

  18. 18
    Lord Coe-Ruptkhunt says:

    Two spastics?

  19. 19
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    TUC vote for strike action. The one thing you can rely on with the left is their unfailing desire to keep Britain in the economic shite that the Labour party left the country in.

    You can see it in their every action and policy – whether it is being against fracking, or for reckless borrowing, or against reducing business red tape and bureaucracy, or against changing planning laws to kickstart the housing sector, or against encouraging new businesses to start up by punishing anyone who makes a success of it with higher taxes, or against reforming unaffordable public sector pensions, or against reducing the squandering of taxpayers money in the public sector, etc, etc.

    And yet these bozos pretend they want growth and new jobs. What utter tw@s they are.

  20. 20
    Spode says:

    Or access to illegal substances.

  21. 21
    Furious from Corby says:

    It looks like a Connery/ Ferguson moment to me .

    If so, I bet 10p the bill is winging its way to the few remaining Uk taxpayers.

    Yours in sport

  22. 22
    annette curton says:

    The forbidden word spastic is heard in the stadium for the first time in two weeks.

  23. 23
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oooh, look, it’s the Benny Hill and Jackie Wright of the 21st Century!

  24. 24
    Butch Cameron says:

    two bum boys?

  25. 25
    Les says:

    Boris introduces everyone to his new fag.

  26. 26
    They're calling him Mr Newcastle says:

    scopes, surely

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Gottle of geer’

  28. 28
    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    The ONLY thing they(and their BBC mouthpiece)want is the downfall of the Tory Coalition..it’s totally political NOT about jobs and growth

  29. 29
    annette curton says:

    Crackerjack Pencil!’

  30. 30
    Lord Stansted says:

    God, he’s aged!

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not Johnson’s games. It’s up to LOCOG who attends or who doesn’t. And since Ken was instrumental in bringing the succesful games to London, it’s right he’s there.

    Duh

  32. 32
    Well it's a thought says:

    So some people think Livingstone is still some tosser to be nice too, should have told him he’s a nobody now and got G4S security, if they have some to throw him out. .

  33. 33
    I dont like white honkies says:

    Who exactly are you calling a Geordie ?

  34. 34
    annette curton says:

    Ken for new mayor of Rio De Janeiro.

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    So Ken’s the one who we should be blaming for a 20bn quid sports day we can’t afford.

    Figures.

    Imagine the airport they could have built with that kind of money.

  36. 36
    WVM says:

    It would probably take both at the same time.

  37. 37
    Mister Roberts says:

    Oh good. An Olympics Hater. Let me guess – probably think climate change is a big conspiracy as well?

  38. 38
    Joe says:

    Ahhh look they’ve both got their gold medals on too, how sweet.

  39. 39
    Thatcher's undertaker in waiting. says:

    C*nt on the left to c*unt on the right (think about that one):

    “Owned”.

  40. 40
    oh i say says:

    Thats yer man from “To the Manor Born”

  41. 41
    Spode says:

    Hello, Bob. Given up downvoting N*zis at the Daily Fail yet?

  42. 42
    WVM says:

    I’m lovin’ Kens new toupee, where did he get it from?

  43. 43
    Sacked Minister. says:

    Given half a chance, would Boris politely whip Ken’s trousers down and bone him for old times sake?

    Answers to: The YES campaign, CCO, London. SW1 FUALL.

  44. 44
    Andrew Marr says:

    I’ve been thrown out. How do those two get away with it?

  45. 45
    A reader says:

    i tries to comment first or not at all, and sometimers i tricks you with an other monkier

  46. 46
    Olympic Bill says:

    Successful? How is spending twenty billion squid on a corporate sports event considered a success?

  47. 47
    Colonel Madd says:

    D’you know if Red Diesel is any good to drink?

  48. 48
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Pissed as a newt?

  49. 49
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Guido keeps advertising it so it must be

  50. 50
    Weybridgeman says:

    Nice of Boris to bring his grandfather ….

  51. 51
    Boris Johnson says:

    look everyone! I brought out the Gimp!

  52. 52
    Jimmy says:

    And the gold medal for fucking over your own party goes to…….

  53. 53
    Forkbender says:

    Friends united? what has that to do with red diesel, it’s not some of that red diesel nicked from farms by little Iorish tinkers

  54. 54
    Married gay Bishop says:

    You can also fuck a multi purpose ladder in any position known in the Kama Sutra.

  55. 55
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Boris unveils new waxwork dummy.

  56. 56
    Mr Bo Jangles. says:

    My Trophy day!
    I will shrink Ken’s head later.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Obamy

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    or VEEP to Obarmay

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    or VEEP to Obarmy

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Obama and Biden

  61. 61
    the savant says:

    ask humperdinck .
    he allegedly had 300 women of a certain age during his twenty year prime ….. and his wife still rearranges his kammerband before he goes on stage so his paunch won t fall out .

    now thhat s loyalty for you ….

  62. 62
    the savant says:

    obamy obamy my little obamy

    i d walk a million miles

    for one of his smiles

    obaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy

    copyright al jolson estate

  63. 63
    the savant says:

    or veep to o’blarney

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Bleep, bleep, bleep Obumma

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Balls, of course! Who do you think controls the purse strings?

  66. 66
    No Independents for Commissioner? says:

    Boris: “If you were Dave, I’d put my hand on your head and fucking squeeze the shite out of your shithead”.

  67. 67
    Spasticus says:

    I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
    I’m spasticus autisticus
    I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
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    I wibble when I piddle
    Cos my middle is a riddle

    I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
    I’m spasticus autisticus
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    I dribble when I nibble
    And I quibble when I scribble

    Hello to you out there in Normal Land
    You may not comprehend my tale or understand
    As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
    You can be my body but you’ll never read my books

    I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
    I’m spasticus autisticus
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    I’m spasticus autisticus

    I’m knobbled on the cobbles
    Cos I hobble when I wobble
    Swim!

    So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
    And thank the Creator you’re not in the state I’m in
    So long have I been languished on the shelf
    I must give all proceedings to myself

    I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
    I’m spasticus autisticus
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    100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics

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    fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling spasticus

    I’m spasticus, spasticus
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  68. 68
    TomCatesby says:

    This would look much better on a spike on tower bridge Ken!

  69. 69
    TomCatesby says:

    I said wash your hands after you’d superglued your wig on Boris!

  70. 70
    Sy says:

    Ken Livingstone = Lefty Islamist apologist Hunt

  71. 71
    Sy says:

    Sorry I intended that to say c u n t


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