September 10th, 2012

Friends Reunited


71 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Ken looks so happy!

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  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    I think it jolly decent of Boris to allow Ken to go to the closing ceremony.

    Can you imagine a victorious Livingston being so magnanimous?

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  3. 4
    Mr Rotivator says:

    I think Boris is about to whip Ken’s wig off

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  4. 5
    Aunty Matter says:

    Ken wouldn’t have let Cam-moron go never mind Boris.

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  5. 6
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    OMG what on earth are you ‘on’ Ken?
    In your case, I don’t think I want to know…..

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  6. 7
    Dellers for PM says:

    “I own you, BEEEE-YATCH”

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  7. 8
    Rugged ex-Mayor. says:

    What a night mayor. Ken models a Boris toupe.

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  8. 9
    Loungelizard says:

    Boris says ‘Guess what Ken, there doesn’t appear to be any toilet paper in the gents’

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  9. 10
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Whatever happened to that young charmer with the moustache and the rollneck? Time, eh?

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  10. 13
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Empty shell there, Boris, nothing to see!

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  11. 15
    Shagger Marr says:

    I was round the back slipping my hands down the pants of a disabled young lady!

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  12. 19
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    TUC vote for strike action. The one thing you can rely on with the left is their unfailing desire to keep Britain in the economic shite that the Labour party left the country in.

    You can see it in their every action and policy – whether it is being against fracking, or for reckless borrowing, or against reducing business red tape and bureaucracy, or against changing planning laws to kickstart the housing sector, or against encouraging new businesses to start up by punishing anyone who makes a success of it with higher taxes, or against reforming unaffordable public sector pensions, or against reducing the squandering of taxpayers money in the public sector, etc, etc.

    And yet these bozos pretend they want growth and new jobs. What utter tw@s they are.

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  13. 21
    Furious from Corby says:

    It looks like a Connery/ Ferguson moment to me .

    If so, I bet 10p the bill is winging its way to the few remaining Uk taxpayers.

    Yours in sport

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  14. 22
    annette curton says:

    The forbidden word spastic is heard in the stadium for the first time in two weeks.

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    • 67
      Spasticus says:

      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus

      I wibble when I piddle
      Cos my middle is a riddle

      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus

      I dribble when I nibble
      And I quibble when I scribble

      Hello to you out there in Normal Land
      You may not comprehend my tale or understand
      As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
      You can be my body but you’ll never read my books

      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus

      I’m knobbled on the cobbles
      Cos I hobble when I wobble
      Swim!

      So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
      And thank the Creator you’re not in the state I’m in
      So long have I been languished on the shelf
      I must give all proceedings to myself

      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus
      I’m spasticus, I’m spasticus
      I’m spasticus autisticus

      54 appliances in leather and elastic
      100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics

      Spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus
      Spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus
      Spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus

      Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,
      fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling spasticus

      I’m spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus
      Spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus
      Spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus

      Spasticus, spasticus
      Spasticus autisticus

      I’m spasticus!
      I’m spasticus!
      I’m spasticus!
      I’m spasticus!
      I’m spasticus!
      I’m spasticus!
      I’m spasticus!
      Spasticus!

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  15. 22
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oooh, look, it’s the Benny Hill and Jackie Wright of the 21st Century!

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  16. 25
    Les says:

    Boris introduces everyone to his new fag.

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  17. 27
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Gottle of geer’

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  18. 32
    Well it's a thought says:

    So some people think Livingstone is still some tosser to be nice too, should have told him he’s a nobody now and got G4S security, if they have some to throw him out. .

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  19. 34
    annette curton says:

    Ken for new mayor of Rio De Janeiro.

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  20. 38
    Joe says:

    Ahhh look they’ve both got their gold medals on too, how sweet.

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  21. 39
    Thatcher's undertaker in waiting. says:

    C*nt on the left to c*unt on the right (think about that one):

    “Owned”.

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  22. 42
    WVM says:

    I’m lovin’ Kens new toupee, where did he get it from?

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  23. 43
    Sacked Minister. says:

    Given half a chance, would Boris politely whip Ken’s trousers down and bone him for old times sake?

    Answers to: The YES campaign, CCO, London. SW1 FUALL.

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  24. 47
    Colonel Madd says:

    D’you know if Red Diesel is any good to drink?

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  25. 48
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Pissed as a newt?

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  26. 50
    Weybridgeman says:

    Nice of Boris to bring his grandfather ….

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  27. 51
    Boris Johnson says:

    look everyone! I brought out the Gimp!

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  28. 52
    Jimmy says:

    And the gold medal for fucking over your own party goes to…….

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  29. 55
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Boris unveils new waxwork dummy.

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  30. 66
    No Independents for Commissioner? says:

    Boris: “If you were Dave, I’d put my hand on your head and fucking squeeze the shite out of your shithead”.

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  31. 68
    TomCatesby says:

    This would look much better on a spike on tower bridge Ken!

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  32. 69
    TomCatesby says:

    I said wash your hands after you’d superglued your wig on Boris!

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  33. 70
    Sy says:

    Ken Livingstone = Lefty Islamist apologist Hunt

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