Now you see him, now you don’t. Lord Ashcroft’s face has been pulled from the rebel Tory conference line-up for Saturday week. Last month Guido noted with interest that the Conservatives’ one time biggest donor would be the keynote speaker at what will essentially be a Dave-bashing event. Looks like he’s falling in line thanks to his new job…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I was once the Tory party’s biggest donor.
Now taxed out of the party conference
i was not askered to speak
that’s tewibble thpelling you know
how’s i supposed to be first if the twitter annoncing is late
Kebab taking time to read Star on Sunday. Eye off ball.
Welcome: Please scan your first item
Welcome: Please scan your first item
Unexpected donor in the bagging area
Welcome: Please let me scam you.
winner
but please note …
this self service machine accepts only
green shield stamps as recognised legal tender.
should you not possess any then please time travel to the 1970 s
to pick some up …..
I recommend pulling out early.
Our new series of “Blind Date” starts next week and is hosted by Andrew Marr and George Galloway. Our target audience will be black men between 15 and 30, the show will feature tips on how to date r*ape drunken women and also how to “re-enter” after consensual sex.
julian assange :
what about me ? i could do a video link from hans crescent .
shame your dad didn’t
#croft!
Clever
Not really
Lara laffs.
Today’s buzzword is re-pre-community.
See if you can use it in conversation.
You and Balls are both preternaturally rebarbative.
Stick that on your podium.
I subcontracted my Mr Fuckwitt Potato Head role to Ed Balls
Bloody BBC over-staffing. Handy Andy has had loads of producers…”
Speccie are giving out a bottle of Champagne if you can name the mystery woman photographed with Andrew Marr
I guess it cannot be verified by DNA as I guess Marr has had the baby wipes out
I know who it wasn’t
And a second bottle from me.
Advert on the site “4 ways to avoid running out of money during retirement”
Don’t vote for Me
Upper case twat.
Method 2: Get a high-paid civil service non-job.
Method 3.
Become a retired union boss.
method four
run your affairs from belize
Method 5: visit your local NHS hospital. No need for cash once your clogs have popped.
Best wishes to Ruby Murray.
doesn t she play tennis awfully well whilst singing at the london palladium at the same time ?
Is this the Ruby who was asked not to take her love to town by some crippled C&W singer a few years back?
Brendan Barber makes it up as he goes along.
He’s reading the script Red Ed asked us to pass to him, isn’t he ?
” How do you solve a problem like Maria?”
Why, has she got the wind?
Butch is now safely back in his pocket.