When Will Piers Morgan Learn?
“@piersmorgan: ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” grow a dick….. FAST!!!!—
Rihanna (@rihanna) September 09, 2012
Ouch…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Piers is a dick.
Andrew Marr is in the doghouse tonight.
After his BBC show, he returned home to Richmond, west London, but left in a taxi half hour later clutching a small suitcase.
His wife did not speak to reporters as she left the house with a female friend soon after.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/911346-andrew-marr-and-dermot-murnaghan-caught-on-camera-kissing-two-women
He’ll be OK, One of the two Ed’s will look after him or the mad one eyed queen from Fife.
After all, Marr has sucked so much Labour cock all these years they owe him one.
I think you will find that he is not on Sarah’s Christmas card list but no doubt that Cherie still sends him one.
why does they do it.
i does not understand
No sympathy for either of them really. She should reduce the size of her Clitoris.
His wife is obviously not giving him any, and who can blame her, the ugly tripehound?
I notice Marr was going for the “rusty sheriffs badge rather than the “fish mitten”
Andrew Marr-mite
I have followed up every spam message I have been sent advertising penis enlargement. My penis is now 47 ft 10 in long, and I need to carry it in a wheelbarrow. What should I do now?
Get a job with CNN and drag the ratings in a southerly direction
It’s funny that cause i’ve never had a single one
maybe they know i’m fully endowed
I think that it’s disgusting that sites like this advertise penis enlargement…and mature dating…and Thai brides.
There’s something about a rightie (let’s call it) “think” tank being named after a vacuum cleaner that just feels so right.
That would be because they’re forever having to think up new ways of clearing up the shit left by outgoing leftie governments.
Good one smoggs.
Oh, up pops Jimmy.
It wouldn’t be because Paul Ryan scares the shit out of lefties, would it?
Charismatic, lucid right winger as he is?
Knowing fucking well that is all it takes to counter lefty bullshit, and they have nothing – NOTHING – to counter with except histrionic accusations of evil?
He does look a bit scary. The phrase “prohibited degrees” springs to mind for some reason.
Paul Ryan, particularly his vice-presidential candidacy, is LOVED by lefties. It is one more nail in the coffin for Republican chances in November.
Piers Morgan even the fucking name screams posh boy privillaged nepotistic c unt jesus christ wake up FFS!
Yeah…and he knows a good stock market punt when he sees one. Never did know why he wasn’t asked to account, before a judge, for his share dealing.
A tribute to the career of Piers Morgan on television:
There is hope
http://www.theoildrum.com/node/9470#more
So will we see Seb Coe hacking off his legs and claiming bennies to further inspire a generation ?
Thought not.
Been trying to think who he reminds me of – reckon it must be Lonnie :
http://i46.tinypic.com/11ht5oi.jpg
Lovely tribute to Lonnie Donegan from Mark Knopfler:
What was not generally known was that Donegan was a fine thinker as well: In England, we were separated from our folk music tradition centuries ago and were imbued with the idea that music was for the upper classes. You had to be very clever to play music. When I came along with the old three chords, people began to think that if I could do it, so could they. It was the reintroduction of the folk music bridge which did that. Newcastle Journal
Enjoyed his music back in my childhood. At least he didn’t try to tell me what to think.
The first record I ever bought was the single My old man’s a dustman. It was an ex-jukebox disk and thus had the centre circle missing. Cost me two week’s pocket money from the local junk shop.
He inspired the whole sixties revolution, including the Beatles and the Stones, but ironically was pushed aside by it all into near oblivion. He was still touring when he died.
The generosity of spirit in Knopfler paying this tribute is heart warming as his career eclipsed Donegan’s so completely. It shows just how grounded Mark is.
A great loss to the music scene. I saw him with the Chris Barber band at Wimbledon Town hall way back in about 1961 (ish). He sang some great duets with Ottilie Patterson too.
Mark’s playing Lucca next July, you should head over.
not just folk music, Europeans do seem to have a lot more folk traditions than we do, probably they got lost with the industrial revolution.
Thanks TT. Noted.
The biggest problem that Piers Morgan has is that he is a fanatic supporter of Arsenal Football Club.
The twitter spats between Lord Sugar and himself are bloody hilarious.
Rant over,I’m going back to sleep.
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Clint Eastwood’s autobiography is simply titled ‘Clint’
If you squint, that could be the title of Piers Morgan’s.
Are there lessons that can be drawn from this for the title of Umunna’s biography?
I bet next year’s salary that more people buy Clint’s book that Chuckup’s.
Your money’s safe.
Who the fuck is Rihanna?
This morning I will do the same as I do every morning
I will look at the world and aim to increase poverty
You mean you will stop buying the Graudian?
Why would Rihanna be concerned about whether or not Morgan has a dick … what’s she hoping he’ll do with it? And why is she so impatient about it?
As stated above, Donegan was a fine thinker and had an encyclopaedic knowledge of music. Knew the lyrics and chords of every folk/blues song from Leadbelly & Jimmie Rodgers (and their contemporaries) right up to, and including, musicians working at the time of his death. He was also well versed in politics, world affairs and the arts and could speak authoritatively on many subjects.
Had the good fortune to know him and even jammed with him a couple of times. In his latter days his health was deteriorating and he became understandably edgy and difficult to be around. Until, that is, he took to the stage when he’d invariably deliver a stunning performance. But it exacted a huge toll on him. He died ten years ago (2002) during a UK tour. Lonnie would have loved that Mark Knopfler tribute!