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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I’m free !
Suckers !
No you’re not, you cost us forty grand, and we had to pay you sixty five grand a year whilst you stole the forty grand.
I have to post something – it has been 24 hours
Thief, thief, thief , thief , thief
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if Gove is clean then…..clean and unclean are to co.exist.
rational and irrational.
science, reason, technology and the irrational romance of living in the moment.
#motorcycle.maintenance and zen.
Yes you are free. It takes a huge amount of courage to fiddle your expenses and serving time in prison will do you no good.
Justin Webb on R4 this morning declared schoolchildren should be taught that stealing was acceptable if a poor person was robbing the rich.
What planet is this tosser on?
He’s on planet posh boy upbringing leading to champagne Socialism
It’s the right thing to do.
The one making guillotines for the likes of you.
Have you made a will?
That’s how it starts. Then the revolution starts to eat its own.
A small price to pay to be rid of all the treasonous liblabcon shits.
Spare a tanner for victims of the soft-shoe reshufflle, guv ?
Ken – don’t you think in light of the judge bowers burglary debacle that 2nd sea lord (rear) Admiral Brigstocke has done a fine job over at the JACO – as a Commie-style dupe and ‘Functionary’ as he has been burying many proper cases of judges clearly having got their decisions wrong – but then …. he is just a (rear) Admirable functionary?
Dave’s judgement ain’t getting any better :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/07/google-blacklists-websites-grant-shapps-family
Good investigative journalism by the Guardian!
Is Vincent Cable a lucky chap, no NOW to reveal the contents of his texts to and from Deadwood Miliband.
Quite how David rose to fame is beyond me. He certainly couldn’t have done it without Googling.
You promised not to mention David Rose.
The only thing the Guardian excels at these days is losing millions of pounds.
Hey, look, they’re having another go :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/08/grants-shapps-altered-wikipedia-entry
Better still is the job ad link on that page: 60 fucking grand a year of our money for a Black and Minority Ethnic Communications Officer in the fucking Cabinet Office.
http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/4504973/head-of-black-and-minority-ethnic-communications/
Cuts – what cuts?
Jobs for the boys?
Mind you, they don’t like it when you call them “boy”…
Boyo to you boyo.
Right, in Spades!
I thought these non-jobs were to be culled?
D’you remember all the pre-election promises and for
about 6 weeks … post election promises. It was all bollocks.
BUT…”Nobody won the election !” according to “Dave”….
I have a positively persuasive plan to get the better of anything anyone else can think of.
You do believe that – don’t you?
I tried to read it but on the third attempt I gave up as my eyelids shut.. Can someone please explain in simple terms exactly what it is that the Guardian has found of Shapps doing wrong?
Hе (оr hіs fаmіly) sеlls аnd usеs sоftwаrе thаt scrаpеs cоntеnt frоm оthеr sіtеs аrоund thе wеb, pоsts іt up іn such а wаy аs tо аppеаr hіgh оn Gооglе’s sеаrch rеsults, аnd mаkеs mоnеy frоm аdvеrtіsіng whеn unsuspеctіng wеb usеrs vіsіt.
Thе sоftwаrе іs cаllеd “TrаffіcPаymаstеr” аnd thіs іs thе kіnd оf shіt іt cоmеs up wіth:
http://www.gоlf-swіng-hеlp.оrg/
Lоts оf kеywоrds, but аbsоlutеly nоthіng оf usе tо аnyоnе.
Gооglе іs tryіng tо stоp thеsе sіtеs аppеаrіng іn іts rаnkіngs, аnd thеіr еxіstеncе іs lеgаlly dubіоus bеcаusе thе cоntеnt іs аutоmаtіcаlly scrаpеd frоm оthеr pеоplе’s wоrk.
Confirms my initial suspicion tbh.
Your link does not work for me. So I used th dream book link in the Gruniad article. The odd thing is when you click to buy (no price given) it just takes you to a google search. How are the Shappses making wonga out of that?
It sееms Guіdо іs mаnglіng lіnks sоmеhоw. Thе аddrеss wоrks іf yоu cut аnd pаstе.
Hоwеvеr, I suggеst іt іsn’t wоrth thе еffоrt.
Just trіеd аnd іt dоеsn’t еvеn wоrk wіth cut аnd pаstе. Nо іdеа why. Prоbаbly fоr thе bеst – dоn’t wаnt tо gіvе thеm аny mоrе pаgе rаnkіng.
Sounds like Schnapps is worthy of an OBE ….. Other Buggers’ Efforts.
Profile on 4 have just done Grant Shapps. He’s gone well up in my opinion.
Repeat tomorrow tea time
And even better Mr Harman does not like him.
A man needs a cock up his arse as much as a fish needs a bicycle.
Have I got that right?
Mr Harman seemed to be complaining mostly about the lack of house-building over the last couple of years, however the previous 13 faded into total, utter and complete invisibility, strange that.
Except that as the Guardian is trying to suggest. They ain’t breaking any law, but have merely fallen foul of Google rule book.
Move along now, no story to see here unless you is a Guardianista.
It іs prоbаbly brеаchіng cоpyrіght.
Thаt’s hаrdly thе pоіnt thоugh – іt іs а pоllutіоn оf thе wеb wіth junk, аnd аdds nо vаluе tо аnyоnе. Lееchіng, іn оthеr wоrds.
Thе оnly іnnоvаtіоn іt drіvеs іs Gооglе’s еffоrts tо іgnоrе іt.
Except that it shows Tory boy Snapps up for what he is. Along with his mates.
Bunch of spivs.
“A proposal which could mean former prime minister Tony Blair faces trial for war crimes in Scotland received MSPs’ backing today.
The motion tabled by Independent MSP Margo MacDonald called for an amendment to the International Criminal Court (Scotland) Act 2001 making the waging of aggressive war with the intention of regime change illegal “so that Tony Blair could be brought to trial in Scotland.”
Laws cannot be retrospective. Someone explain that to the mad Scotch bint.
But it will be interesting to see how they get on.
All in a good cause.
‘cannot’ ? ‘Shouldn’t', maybe and, in general, that’s how it ought to be, but Blair went to some trouble to dismantle laws that might be used against him so this is one case where we’d be fully justified in making an exception.
I hear B£iar’s involved with the massive mining/marketing take over – making bloody loads I bet.
Tell that to the chaps who were convicted of killing Stephen Lawrence. Almost a millenium of judicial precedent tossed out the window with the repeal of ‘double jeopardy’. And applied retrospectively to boot.
Because Stephen Lawrence is/was the most important person in the whole world, ever, and needed a millenium of judicial protection to be scrapped just to bring his killers to justice.
My arse.
The stench of lefty/PC/Nation decaying /horror has infected everything in British life for the last 2 or 3 decades. Blair/Brown axis accelerated this process.
Hard to see where change is coming from. Not from Dave & co, that’s for sure.
I stand firm by my decision!
Err . . . anyone remember what it was?
Anyone who thinks leadership, decisiveness and Tory values is coming from shiny faced Dave is severely deluding themselves.
Cameron is a Lib Dem in Tory clothing
Dave’s a trannie – well I never !
“Chaps” were they? I think not.
Didn’t seem to apply to the two locked up for the Lawrence murder. ( probably guilty,IMO, but a rigged verdict all the same)
Except where they can. For example the 2008 Finance Act (using the BN66 mechanism) retrospectively amended prior legislation thus creating tax liabilities for many people where no such liability had previously existed.
Thanks for that. I was about to state something similar but didn’t know the exact legislation. Is this the one where Gordon Brown changed all the rules on Inheritance Tax planning and then backdated them, or was that another one?
Then of course there was the War Crimes Act (1991?) where we tried to take responsibility for trying people who were not British citizens when the alleged offence took place, and for offences that happened in foreign countries fifty years earlier.
I am
I accept that THAT used to be the case but laws can change i.e. the “double jeopardy rule” and the legal maxim of “innocent until proven guilty ” in 21st Century Great Britain all these things are considered normal…..Parliament can if it so wishes make all legislation inc past legislation retrospective if it so votes ….it has done so on taxation law after all…small step for the same to apply to criminal matters…
Just so’s you know, I spent a day in my local Mags Court last Friday. The police and CPS got a severe kicking due to a total failure to comply with a Defence application for information. After about 3 months the Justices gave them about another 4 working days to comply.
Bad coppering and pretty poor CPS.
Sorry for the delay. It was a tip off from PC World. Now how do you plead?
NOT BLOODY GUILTY! You can always get off with a police/CPS cock up.
Sorry legal beagles but it simply isn’t going to happen.
All the Saddamites here are just going to have to get over it. Don’t worry, there’ll be other dictators to fawn over and you know Butch will do nothing to upset them.
I think Saddam started only two murderous wars – one less than Blair.
Don’t be an idiot. It’s “fewer”, not “less”.
Smoggie – do you ‘think’ or ‘know for a fact’ Re Saddam. It would be good if your utterances were not so pathetically ambiguous old chap.
Reach for your dictionary … if you’ve got one.
That’s the best you’ve both got?
I can only play what’s in front of me.
Here’s one for you smoggie
Did David Miliband and Gordon Brown – have any ‘lawful or legal mandate’ from the British Public [Remember neither of them was actually 'elected' by the Greater British Public] to sign the Lisbon Treaty on behalf of the British Public?
The answer is “No” – they did not.
But don’t tell the legions of paper hacks/hackettes and legal types.
Discuss …
Since when does that make a difference BW?
I’m with the late Johhny Speight on this one – “The only way that we will get democracy in this country is if we start to shoot a few people”.
It’s rude to speak with your mouth full.
I don’t see what the fuck that has to do with the price of eggs.
Smoggie – I am sorry to have troubled you very low IQ. Apologies.
Here is BW again blowing his own rusty trumpet. Last week SC. This week smoggie. Next week Paragnostic? He might try someone he could win against for a change.
Arguments don’t make sense, weird punctuation, can’t even spell. Where do his type come from?
Thats because Smoggie, Paragnostic and SC are the same person as is expat Geordie whom it would appear believes Stalins approach to democracy is the way to go. Touch these fuckers at your peril.
That’s the first time that I’ve been compared to Stalin. Not sure that I like that. Now Pinochet, he was more my style and politics.
As for being the same person as the others, SC, Paragnostic, et al, ‘fraid not. The only time that I don’t post as EG is when the laptop suddenly decides to remove my name and I then briefly post as Anonymous until I notice it.
The Johhny Speight quote is one that I remember from a recruitment brochure for Army Officers in 1984 that I aquired from my schools careers teacher.
Thanks anonymouse! I hope you’re not one of Carl Gardners mates – or even Carl himselfness. After all I have claimed his scalp and he knows it …. but then you probably don’t know who he is?
So if I am Carl Gardner, then you are saying I won’t know who I am……
Your IQ is probably less than 70 whereas your opponents are probably all on around double that from evidence available.
Nice bit of ‘inverted logic’ there Carl. True to form then.
Carl – could you address the original question posed above; about the Lisbon Treaty?
Didn’t realise Blowing Willies was Brain of Britain. Bloody good disguise there, pal.
Blowing Whistles semi-articulate ramblings can best be described as pretension magnified into the metabollocksphere.
He is a legend in his own lunchtime.
Explain that to the Child Support Agency.
Just saying.
Smoggie’s comments have been so profound and deeply intellectual – I am lost for words … at his magesty and command of all knowledge. I am not worthy of his imperial wisdom and shall have to contemplate for some time as to whether to post here again.
magesty? Wassat?
Blowing Whistles is a part anatomical
With logic that’s thus economical
He’s lacking in sense
To a level quite dense
It is so poor, it just becomes comical.
Good Morning tory boys
Are these the sort of people and dealings you enjoy as you government?
Michael Gove
http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/09/07/does-michael-gove-really-know-what-he-is-doing/
Grunt Shapps
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/07/google-blacklists-websites-grant-shapps-family
Sacked ministers
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9529053/Exclusive-Sacked-ministers-to-get-250000-tax-free.html
Are you proud of their pathetc behaviours?
Do you really enjoy these people misusing your hard earned cash?
Come on toryboys let’s be having you ………..
Nicely put
Amateurs compared to the last government.
It’s peanuts compared to the Legions of benefits scroungers created by Labour. Now that’s criminal !
Nothing will beat what the two jock bum bandits Bliar and McFuckingwankingoneeyedarseholetwat did.
McFuckingwankingoneeyedarseholetwat would make a lovely pseudonym for some shy poster currently skulking within the legion that is ‘Anomymous’.
the important thing is to loot the taxpayer and give all the money to us
the end
No wonder the Government aren’t doing anything about animals in zoos with me backing the campaign, which I did for two reasons, the name of the kind lady asking me to, and, as part of my rehabilitation campaign so that I can start going back to Moscow again. Woe is me. Boaz
http://jancreamer.com/tag/member-of-parliament/
Stupid fucking woman. Who would go to a circus without big cats and elephants?
How bloody boring is that?
There are plenty of clowns in the HoC to be fair.
Oi! I yoosed ter go there! No clowns in moy day!
Oy’ve moved on now!
My mother went to a circus when she was a kid where the lion tamer got his hand bitten off. Now that’s real entertainment. Better than the one that I went to at Ayr Racecourse with the non-performing pig (bacon butties were very cheap the next day, apparently); or the one at King’s Park, Bournemouth, that had no amimals at all, but did have a few boring clowns and some acrobats who used safety nets.
Non-animal circuses might give employment to the legions of smelly leotarded vegan squatter types who’ve been wasting the taxpayer’s shilling the last 20 years by graduating in ‘circus studies’ believing every single one of them who dresses in homemade cyberpunk outfits then farts about less than exhilaratingly on a trapeze or is a pisspoor juggler is owed a living.
It would end up being just another dog-and-pony show.
Sorta like how every successive Government does.
Is Ms Creamer a personal friend of yours Handy? By the way the Grand Master is coming through on the upcoming trial with the Judge, thanks for the advice. Boaz.
Boaz Brother. Jahbulon.
Does Mitt Romney really understand that Florida is … Up for grabs?
http://bit.ly/O1fknt
Always ready to help a damsel in distress, Mike.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/842131-liberal-democrat-mp-bought-gifts-for-vulnerable-female-constituent
Can I help?
I’m the solution to raising Britain out of Recession, Depression, and general hopelessness, as well conserving the remnants of a country ravaged by Bliarist Conservatism.
Ah yes, the Greenhouse Effect.
Should also reduce the incidence of stone throwing in the Shires…
Shires … ? um ….
People in glass houses should not undress.
Clothes make the man, but as that doesn’t apply to me …..
(intended to follow SC at 3:27 but couldn’t make it stick)
I am not talking to you Nick because you did not send me a get well card when I was in my villa in Spain, bought for me by my boys. You did not know this, as I had articles placed in my local paper saying I was having open heart surgery.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/hancock-surprised-at-nick-clegg-snub-after-heart-bypass-1-4217853
Even the Grand Master sent me a get well card and he is much much busier than you. Boaz.
Any news on that villa in Spain for me, from your boys Handy? Jahbulon.
Are Handycock’s boys really drug dealers doing development for him to launder their illegal profits? What are the police doing about this? Surely they are informed about what has been said on this blog? Or are they saying Boaz as well?
Boaz.
Essential reading for uncertain cats
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19489385
See 9:51 am below, mysteriously quantum shifted.
See link below article
will I live longer than my cat?
Outrageous! But liked the bit about there is at least a 6% chance of the Queen getting a letter from the Queen?
Self-referentialism. Isn’t it great?
Can’t find the life expectancy of males living in Lichtenstein, but assume it will be close to Switzerland’s figures. If you stay there you can expect to live 2 years longer than if you returned here. BUT longevity is also dependent on wealth!
Wonder if Brenda will have changed the design by then ? Have a sneaking suspicion Her Frugality bought a job lot some time ago though.
I think the capital H for her is only used when refering to The Almighty.
The latest research indicates that the universe is flat and infinite.
Damn ! Knew I’d trodden in something
@Penny Pincher
My parents got a card for both their 60th and 70th wedding anniversaries. Both cards were both identical. Don’t think the Palace have worked out that they could avoid this by having a change interval of 8 years or so to allow existing stocks to become safely used up.
Still, they were delighted.
Remove one or other instances of both according to taste. But not both!
‘both for their….’ would read better, but then an extra ‘for’ might be needed.
Bloody difficult, this English lark – no wonder the various ethnicities at North London Poly seem to have a less then perfect grasp…
I have decided to adopt the Ket language (Yenisei Ostyak) but written in Glagolitic script (avoiding the Hieronymian version, naturally) for clarity.
I may be flat earthist – but I’ve got lumps and bumps that many used to say they’d do anything for!
@SC
My friend Guido Zanussi wonders why you choose to avoid the appliance of scientific methodology in your writing ?
@Rоbеrt Bоsch Jr
Thе prоblеm оf іnductіоn
Pоppеr
Fаlsіfіаbіlіty
Blаck swаns
Dеаr mе, whеrе tо stаrt? Іt іs а Sаturdаy ffs аnd І аm gоіng fоr а swіm.
Hоpе yоu аrе rеcоvеrіng frоm yоur аdvеrsе еvеnt оf 2004, BTW. Nаsty busіnеss.
A reply is in the post.
@Яоbеrt Βоsch Jr
Thе prоblеm оf іnductіоn
Ρоppеr
Fаlsіfіаbіlіty
Blаck swаns
(cont…)
(…cont)
Δеаr ᶆе, whеrе tо stаrt?
It is Samstag ffs and…
…I аm gоіng fоr а ṩwіm
Ηоpе yоu аrе rеcоvеrіng frоm yоur аdvеrsе еvеnt оf 2OO4, BΤW. Νаsty busіnеss.
I’ve been better, it’s true.
My tongue seems to be a little stiff.
Swans are definitely not all white either :
http://wordscene.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/the-swans-of-wells/
Indeed.
Popper’s very point put even more colourfully than I could.
It wasn’t a point. It was a post card.
Reading things you don’t understand doesn’t make you profound.
Pretentious tory twat.
…And as she worked she sang,
And every song revealed a precious thought,
A cherished moment – things that pleased her most.
Each thought a picture painted on the twigs,
A book of tales among the leaves,
A nest of songs,
A work of love,
A lullaby.
The quantum world is still full of uncertainty, but at least our attempts to look at it don’t have to add as much uncertainty as we used to think. Aephraim Steinberg and team.
They are doing well to make any headway at all but the ground shifts little and slowly.
Oh dear, another ‘inviolable’ law of physics busted, or perhaps they should just test the reliability of their experimental equipment.
They’re never going to get accurate results with it sitting on that rickety kitchen table, are they dear?
Hi Eric, fancy a shag mate? Meet you at Watford Gap Services.
You Eengleesh are all a load of feelthy omosexuals.
It does seem that the Copenhagen interpretation may be on boggy ground – multiverses and hidden variables all round!
I have this theory that Kenny Everett was Hugh Everett III’s secret son…
‘When Britain was an Empire we were ruled by an emperor. When we became a kingdom we were ruled by a king. And now we’re a country we’re ruled by Margaret Thatcher.’
That’s my boy.
…….and now we are ruled by the EUSSR.
I don’t recall an Emperor in British history. Nor would Queen Victoria, Liz 1 or Liz 2 have regarded themselves as King.
Weren’t you paying attention in History class, UKIP.i.am.awake.?
And Queen Anne is still dead.
And don’t forget Bloody Mary. (Or maybe you had a Bloody Mary or four this morning?)
Emperor or Empress of India. Victoria through to George VI.
Unbelievable figures, Guido!
Rather like every performance in the Olympics then, according to BBC commentators.
‘England romp to win over Moldova’
I like playing hard-to-get.
I think you missed out our CHOICEST words “FANTASTIC!” and “EMOTIONAL!”
Bloody limpy games are really boring.
An army of leftie trolls were here last week doing their damnedest to help Guido restock his wine cellar.
I haven’t seen anywhere where it says we communists can’t join in the debate.
Just keep clicking that button comrade.
ITV1 screening The Living Daylights this afternoon, a classic starring the underrated Timothy Dalton. True Bond fans know Dalton was ahead of his time in capturing the true nature of Bond’s character. Plus it’s the good old days of the Cold War.
Thanks, – they’re the best.
There is a dopy bird at work who’s other half changed his name to James Bond by deed pole. They live in a house called Goldeneye and when their first sprog was born called him, yes, you guessed it, James Bond.
Personally, I think that you are right about Dalton being the best Bond, although my personal preference for the new Bond at the time was Sam Neill. Second best probably Daniel Craig (although I would have preferred Damien Lewis) and third, George Lazenby. As for Connery, Moore and Brosnan – load of shite the lot of them.
Ahh – that old ‘Cold war’ thingy – what a “construct” that was indeed? Mind you it kept them dumbassed US taxpayers paying through their noses for decades – to make many of the corporate very rich indeed. Do you think the Us dumbos have twigged that it was all a ruse – that “FEAR” the commie Bear is coming to get you … they paid up in spades.
They kept paying billions of dollas per year and – who milked the majority of the dosh … whop made sure that the Bear’s side were given enough info to keep the ruse up? Whoever was backing both side – was on a win-win – they couldn’t lose.
Dalton was the worst Bond ever.
The only people who liked him were wankers who believe whatever they are told to believe by advertising agencies – i.e tory wankers.
I deeply regret purchasing nylon postmans trousers on ebay as I now have to save my butter ration to grease my bum crack and groin to prevent chafing
Were you hoping for a special delivery through the back door?
He left a parcel in next doors outhouse.
I used to think I had a bent for politics but these days I’m not so sure.
http://tinyurl.com/8qbq4ew
Oi! I’m the “Sweeney,” and you’re “nicked”– for “nicking” me sobriquet!
There was a fantastic (in the sense of ‘full of fantasy’) programme on the BBC World Service this morning.
“In The Balance” was the utterly oxymoronic misnomer for this piece of shameless Keynsian bollocks – a programme with less balance in its contributors could scarcely have been dreamed of.
To discuss the influence of central banks, we had: Danny Blanchflower (communist and fool), Randall Kroszner (ex Fed, Keynsian and serial apologist for printing money) and Gabriel Stein (LSE alumnus and therefore suspect).
A more craven bunch of so-called experts could hardly have been procured – and yet the very title of the show leads one to expect balance.
BBC – fuck ‘em.
Did you miss Chukka on Radio 4?, I actually laughed out aloud as he rambled on without interruption for what seemed an age trying to explain to us what pre-distribution was, comedy gold.
Predistribution is Labour’s Big Society.
My Big Society is all about devolving power to local government. That way I can encourage the next generation of troughers who will fill Westminster.
It’s going well; local councils are every bit as corrupt, and often more so.
Can’t be doing with that bollocks…..I much prefer to watch the new series of “In the Thick of It !” on BBC2 9.45pm tonight…much more believable plot lines than Dave’s Big Society rubbish……
So they create the problem and they are going to sort out the problem, beware of flying pigs, liars, thieves and corrupt inept idiots .
Their next big words are reprogramming and reassignment.
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pre distribution sounds awful.
post distribution sounds better.
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sacrifice, duty, truth in the real world welcome.
Shock horror. Daily Mail comment pg 16
“Good money after bad
FOR the umpteenth time in recent months, the BBC was yesterday breathlessly hailing the latest miracle cure for the eurozone’s sovereign debt crisis.
But, as with the previous sticking-plaster bailouts, the European Central Bank’s decision to buy ‘unlimited’ amounts of short-term government debt fails to offer any long-term solution to the fatal flaws inherent within the one-size-fits-all euro.
Rather, as Bundesbank president Jens Weidmann observed, the ECB’s bond-buying scheme is ‘tantamount to financing government by printing banknotes’.
The day is surely approaching when even the Brussels elite will have to accept that the single currency cannot survive in its current form. In the meantime, they continue to hurl money on the fire.”
Hurling money on the fire ….. well, no, it doesn’t just vanish in a puff of smoke (although I suppose you could argue that that’s where it came from). No, it’s going to line someone’s pockets. We need to figure out exactly who that is and how they benefit from everyone else’s misery and lock them up for good.
It will be…….dah dah….. THE FECKING BANKERS!
Fuck all politicians who pass all the blame onto others for their fuck-ups.
“I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain,” Mr Brown told Lehman bankers in London’s Canary Wharf . “During its 150 year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realize their potential.”
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can debts be written off? is the world operating on that basis? everyone is kinda relaxed.
Debts are written off – e.g. With the demise of Mouchel recently 4 banks agreed to write of £87 million. Barclays, Lloyds group, RBS and Goldman Sachs.
Between them the banks charged fees of upwards of £18 million for ‘advice’. Well fees for the legal fraternity and the banks that is.
Mouchel.
A parasite on the arse of your beloved new labour.
This afternoon I will taking how to talk The Jive lessons from the celebrated urban musician Nigel Kennedy
Then later this evening a will be taking how to incorporate body scrapings into your finger buffet lessons from Susan Boyle
Now Gordon, enough of that! Here’s some medication – you know it helps when you get these delusions.
Would like it as a drink – or as tablets – or in your botty like we usually do?
Kennedy the artist formerly known as Nige. Time he arranged “Who sold all the gold”, for violin and chorus.
Great violinist, brings pleasure to millions, as opposed to McMental who takes treasure from millions.
Just gotta luv the beeb, confused again!
Since when did British passport holders or British citizens become British ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19527763
um . .. . ..
Now look I want to complaint. What I want to knowe is why you are advertisement a new drink – Sat’dy 7UP – that dunt even existence.
I went into the local corner shop and asked for that drink. I say in my best posh voice, “Give me some Saturday 7 Up”, and he didn’t knowe what I was twaking about.
Now stop all this nosensiations and tell me straightener: where is this Sat’dy 7 Up?
It’s just a wind-up, innit?
Bond fans and Cold War fans! Living Daylights on now!
Why would anyone want to watch ITV with adverts every five minutes insulting your intelligence?
Shackleton’s Original High Seats. It’s lovely.
Woody Allen once said: “the more obscure the reference, the funnier the joke.”
Did that advert leave you cold, Sir Dick?
Mind you, it’s still poles apart from many you’re likely to see.
Trying to please everyone can be tough sledding.
We wouldn’t snow you on that.
They don’t design ‘em like I used to.
http://i46.tinypic.com/jgoz1j.jpg
Miss Hitler, some of the ads are more entertaining than the progs. Plus gives one a chance to have a pee-stop; and best of all don’t have to pay a telly-tax for mostly rubbish.
I don’t mind advert breaks as they save us from having to watch the Marxist Monopoly that is the BBC.
Good week Guido
First.
You’ll have to do better than that, darling.
Give us a kiss…
See you at nine – just doing my hair.
Leading universities are being forced to turn away “hundreds” of gifted students due to new Government admission rules, said a Russell Group university spokesperson today…Telegraph
Another Fine Mess, Stanley.
It’s what we do…
By gifted, do you mean they could spell their own name correctly.
That’s why they they are being turned away, they know too much.
All at £9K a year.
It snot fare
Ex post facto Rules!
Ain’t no rules like ‘em.
I am a nerd,and make no bones about it !!
Oh, no, you ain’t a nerd
But there’s a rhyming word
(It gives ModBot a fit)
Reckon you can guess it?
Absurd.
No, you are a worthless aristoliberal who should fuck off and let us Tebbitites do the gig.
I am a nerd, too, but if that’s what gives some people “the bone,” I don’t mind. I’m not into that sort of thing myself, but there wouldn’t be anything wrong with it even if I were, which I’m not; let’s straighten that out, said the actress to the Bishop. It may turn out to be harder than you think, said the Bishop in reply.
You may aspire to being a nerd, Sir, but you fall far short of that happy state. And as for bones, I don’t think you’ve got any.
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Coming next:- The Obese Olympics
Britain or USA for majority of All Gold Medals?
Followed by the drug addict Olympics. Lots of entries for the high jump.
Louise Minge = Mein Fuhrer
Could we get her in some more Gestapo black leather?
That jazz mag tried, but they didn’t go far enough. Shame.
Have the Paralympics and Balding Clare finished yet? We don’t watch channel 4 in our ouse.
Has she had a comb over?
A paralympic athlete was discovered to have a cache of WD40.
Hollande anounces 75% income tax rate.
Bernard Arnault, France’s richest man and chief executive of luxury group LVMH, said he had applied for Belgian nationality.
When you take stupid decisions you get these troubling results,” said François Fillon, prime minister under former president Nicolas Sarkozy.
Arnault has a web of offshore companese like the UK banks, Tony Blair, Mandelson etc and the other gangsters who are into industrial tax avoidance
SO little loss to the French Treasury
BTW Did you know that where Mandelson’s two principal partners are domiciled?
WPP in Ireland
And Lazards in Bermuda
We are all in this together
M Arnault has built an empire worth about $40 billion from very little under one of the most punitive tax systems in the world
How ? He just declares the minimum in France and all the rest offshore…and lives on massive expenses in France…and builds a huge art collection deducted from taxes, of course…
All very simple…
The president also said he would set up an independent High Council of the Public Finances, similar to the Office for Budget Responsibility in the UK, to set economic forecasts and monitor the budget, noting that past governments had persistently overestimated growth targets. France has not balanced its budget since 1974.
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do the blessed rich pay any taxes?
it might be too taxing for some….. having said that no pain no gain.
Haven’t the rich suffered enough?
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those who benefit could show their gratitude. With this in mind, this blog is a blessing.
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below arrived in my mailbox today:
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“The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
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When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.”…………………perhaps we all need to connect at the soul level.
hat tip :
http://www.sunilbali.com/blog/
Sign up to make all information on chemtrails publicly available
Does that include slug trails inside my boxers?
No problem pal!
Me, bigfoot and two head lizards of the 23rd masonic lodge signed up!
Hello Guido
Just to tell you that it is very slow here in Afghanistan
My co pilot took me tof my first outing in a super Apache this afternoon
Orders not toà fire on anyone
We saw a large tribal group of Pashtouns…SO given, that we could not fire on them, I turned around in the cockpit and hund my bare ass out of the hatch…
Can you believe it…They all fled…
So I have just reported to our Commander in Chief Omaha Beach that I have the anwser to all his prooblems…
I showed my ass to the Talibani today
They all ran away
The political/banksters system is rotten to the core,we are being taken for a ride big time.
We the people who are in the majority need rapidly to grow some you know what and to stop these money grubbing power mad ass–les dead in their tracks.
Look around you folks and what do you see?,well you see some people who frankly don’t give a shit about the majority of ordinary people,and these kind of people right now have the upper hand.
In fact the wheel has now turned full circle and we are back to lords and serfs in a different way,but it achieves the same objectives.
+1,000,000
Is it just me or is “The Thick Of It” utter shite ?
No but what it portrays (i.e. the UK political system) is. Have they thought of doing an EU version set in Brussels?
I fear you may be right.
There was a Channel 4 “comedy” back in the 90′s (I think) called “The Gravy Train”.
Just checked. 1990, 4 episodes and currently available on 4OD. The follow up was “The Gravy Train Goes East” 1991.
Starred the late great Ian Richardson, at about the same time that he was playing our favourite PM, Francis Urquhart.
Ah and going back a bit, the mole Bill Haydon in “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy”.
Life follows Art.
It’s not just you. The programme is overated shite and always has been.
Now, Yes Minister was a different kettle of fish.
It would seem so, but on the other hand, there are many factors to take into consideration, not the least of which is that personal preference may play a big part in that determination– but this has always been so, and we are not about to change the world, are we? Still, if you wish to pursue this, go ahead, but in the full realisation that you may be seen as standing athwart history should “Thick” improve in later episodes. This is of course a personal viewpoint on your part and one which you are certainly entitled to hold and to act upon, but I had been most remiss if I hadn’t mentioned this.
It was great with Chris Langham but he is now a non-person.
Hooray. Its far up its own hole. Self-satisfied nonsense, loved by the luvvies.
The thick of it can go fuck itself as far as I’m concerned.
Citizen Khunt is better.
Citizen Khunt?
Give me a break – I watched last week’s episode just to see what all the fuss was about, and it’s so stereotyped and lightweight that if it were not written by and starring various ethnics, the equalities nutters would be up in arms.
Didn’t catch The Thick of It – Montalbano was on, and I like Sicily.
Better if one is comparing shite with puke.
Forgot about Montalbano. Its much better. I agree
Pleased to say I have never watched ‘Thick’ because it always seemed like shite to me.
It’s been quiet on here today. Has there been something good on the telly?
There has been huge public interest; well, there has been a headline in the
Western Mail; well, one or two people have said; well, I told the lady in the
paper-shop, isn’t it curious, this new Welsh Secretary is the first one ever to
be called Jones.
…To which she replied, rather testily, I thought,
“Can’t be! There’s no bloody J in Welsh.”
Have you sen him? Tory Boy through and through.
Mail on Sunday.
Front page believed to be
“Boris in secret talks to make comeback as MP.”
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/
She certainly yeaches a lot.
It seems that the F word is now accepted as normal speak in the Westminster Village unlike across the the rest of the country.
You heard the lady – she reckons she rocks
Must have been sniffing Mr Speaker’s socks
And wouldn’t that give anyone a high
Enough to wave propriety bye bye?
the fuck you say
Good Lord…the Speaker’s wife using language like that. Standards have dropped to gutter level.
Betty Boothroyd must be appalled.
Is she still getting fucked up the arse by Paddy the Pikey?
Not Betty – obviously.
Sally.
Nobody gives a fuck.
There is still hope for the Tories at the next Election.
Zac Goldsmith to resign his safe seat and Boris to take over.
Then it’s Bye Bye Dave m George and Hello Boris.
Rock on the heat is on.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2200393/Boris-Johnson-secret-talks-make-shock-comeback-Commons-Cameron-ahead-election.html
I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it.
My bet is that the third runway won’t be built, and Goldsmith won’t have to resign. Nor will Boris Island be built. There will be years of wrangling, and nothing will come of it.
By the way, Boris Island is a lousy idea. It would be sited in the middle of a huge population of water birds, which spend the winter there. Building in this place would involve tearing up the agreement by which it is a Special Protection Area, and driving out tens or hundreds of thousands of birds. That is something that most readers here probably won’t care about much (though I care a lot), but there is more to it than that. Building an airport in the middle of a large bird colony is just bloody silly. Think of what a couple of Canada geese did to the US Airways Airbus 320 in January 2009 — you know, the one that lost both engines and crash-landed in the Hudson.
Crap. Birds are not bird brained and will not roost on Boris Island. They don’t roost on the crap polluted wastelands of the Southern Thames Estuary anyway. These guys are free to fly away to better places, unlike you.
They don’t need to be on the island. They are all down the mudflats on both sides of the estuary, in tens of thousands. From a human point of view it’s a crap polluted wasteland, as you say. But for birds, that means there are plenty of insects and small invertebrates. Building an airport will drive some of them away, yes, but many more will remain to be sucked into engines. If you don’t think that bird strike is a serious problem for airports, you delude yourself. Even inland airports such as Heathrow have major problems with large gulls.
Τhеу dоn’t nееd tо bе оn thе іslаnd. Τhеу аrе аll dоwn thе mudflаts оn bоth sіdеs оf thе еstuаrу, іn tеns оf thоusаnds. Frоm а humаn роіnt оf νіеw іt’s а сrар роllutеd wаstеlаnd, аs уоu sау. But fоr bіrds, thаt mеаns thеrе аrе рlеntу оf іnsесts аnd smаll іnνеrtеbrаtеs. Buіldіng аn аіrроrt wіll drіνе sоmе оf thеm аwау, уеs, but mаnу mоrе wіll rеmаіn tо bе suсkеd іntо еngіnеs. Іf уоu dоn’t thіnk thаt bіrd strіkе іs а sеrіоus рrоblеm fоr аіrроrts, уоu dеludе уоursеlf. Еνеn іnlаnd аіrроrts suсh аs Hеаthrоw hаνе mајоr рrоblеms wіth lаrgе gulls.
1. Chek Lap Kok Airport is one of the world’s biggest, built on an island in the Zhujiang River Estuary, Hong Kong.
2. Birds can be a problem at any airport.
What utter defeatist tosh. Are you a member of the Liberal party?
Ah, that’s who I meant to send my membership application to.
1. Chеk Lаp Kоk Аіrpоrt іs оnе оf thе wоrld’s bіggеst, buіlt оn аn іslаnd іn thе Zhujіаng Rіvеr Еstuаry, Hоng Kоng.
2. Bіrds cаn bе а prоblеm аt аny аіrpоrt.
One of the funniest sights ever has to be the man on the bicycle who scares away the seagulls on the small field that is Tresco’s heliport. We could employ hundreds of Essex layabouts to do the same thing once Boris’s island has been built!
Let’s try thinking outside the box.
Surely it’s time we expanded the specs for Gordon’s aircraft carriers and created a floating airport.
Talk about the need for expanded airport capability seems to be largely focussed on a ‘hub’, i.e. people fly in, meet and fly out again without needing to go anywhere else in the UK. This way we could site the new ‘hub’ wherever we like and maybe even move it around if necessary.
Oh my darlin! You are so clever. But it’s time to get on with the painting.
Just remember what a blustering useless buffoon he was when the riots were raging. Being PM isn’t all about spin, bluster about runways and and awarding gold medals in a sunny stadium, we need a leader committed to saving what is left of a ravaged economy, genuinely dedicated to fairness and equal opportunities for all and someone taken seriously by the rest of the world. Boris Johnson is none of these.
For those of you who see BJ as a viable alternative remember and never forget that he was sacked from a newspaper for falsifying a quote, that he was sacked from a minor shadow post for lying to his party leader about an affair he was having, that he is a serial adulterer, that he described , after meeting with the Murdochs , that hacking was a load of codswallop, that he showed his judgment and disdain by inviting Rupert Murdoch to watch the Olympics swimming with him even as the mogul’s journalists were being arrested and charged in droves for what? Yup ‘hacking’.
BJ is a proven liar, a proven cheat, a proven lazy person who is now bored with the Olympic stage since there is nowhere for him to strut, swing or boogie anymore so will do the job part time.
He is a mendacious, untrustworthy, pompous, danger us. Let him wither on the vine.
You make him sound like…
The perfect Labour PM!
If only the Labour types suffered less from class envy…
But he did get it right about self pitying Scousers and dog shit city Portsmouth.
Yet socialists just adore Bill Clinton who manifested many of the same vices..’somewhere between rock star and elder statesman’ – Toady R4
I once saw a comparison point-by-point of the early lives of Clinton and Ted Bundy, which lined up uncannily similar. I shit thee not. It seemed like the major difference was that, once they were adults, Bundy decided to kill the ones he had forcible carnal knowledge of, and Clinton did not.
That’s not to say Clinton never engaged in murder, even though not personally by him. And believe me– I would know; remember that scientist/weapons expert who was taking a walk in the woods? Check out my story, ten years earlier; some more uncanny resemblances:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_W._Foster
This has been an essentially cosmetic re-arrangement of the same toxic cocktail.
The rehabilitation of David Laws demonstrates that morality is not a factor that influences selection. The retention of ‘George’ Osborne shows that the complete absence of credibilty is not grounds for dismissal. The appointment of Jeremy Misprint as Health Secretary – with his track record of support for witchdoctor cures – shows that professional credibility counts for nothing. Owen Patterson shows that ‘the greenest government ever’ was just a cynical advertising slogan.
We had very low expectations indeed of Cameron’s reshuffle. In that respect alone he did not disappoint.
Though you have to admit the reshuffle does pass the WTF test pretty masterfully: I lost count of the number of times I said “what the actual FUCK” as the appointments were announced.
A justice secretary who isn’t a lawyer and who supported B&B owners in their illegal desire to discriminate against a gay couple.
A cabinet-level minister for faith who can’t abide secularism in a secular society, who scaremongered that Britain was being “threatened” by a “militant tide of secularism”. Way to go on community-building, Baroness Warsi.
An equality minister who voted against gay adoption rights and whose portfolio includes women who also voted in favour of Nadine Dorries’ roundly denounced proposals to impose faith-based counselling on women seeking abortions, which would have made access to abortion more difficult.
A health secretary who believes in homeopathy.
And a transport secretary who’s afraid of flying.
You couldn’t make it up. Top marks in the WTF test, Dave.
It’s all the more galling when you think of all the coruscating talent on the Opposition front bench!
Bloody Hell, We recorded “In the thick of it” because poliitical anoraks said it was the best thing since sliced bread.
Had to switch off half way through as it was total crap
Not Saturday now.
Saturday
Satadiy
Satordey
The paralytic games close today – time to think about sobering up.
Jus’ testin’.
Soar throat ?
That’s deep.
Possibly…but swallows soar. My double / triple entendres are frequently missed so trying cryptic responses for a bit.
I was never a great fan of the thumbs that were imposed on us a while back but I must admit that without them it’s often hard to tell if anyone gets the jokes.
We’re too good for this place.
Iron knee.
Still, SPADS will be given the job of providing a synopsis when the thread concerns their masters. It’s about the only avenue we have to influence the buggers.
I guess that’s likely, now you mention it. Indeed, this blog is evidently read by people far outside the claustrophobic bubble of Westminster as well. Putting politics aside for a moment, it would amuse me immensely to see the establishment of an Indian call-centre on the moon (or even on Mars), having floated the idea in the first place.
Bloody good point:
Ed Miliband: 7y489927dhhcbhhsdhHJFcksl lslslbbbbxhxhxhxhh sjsjsjjsjsjsj KTDkksbs72hh778djjjdjdj.
Ed Balls:
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Pick the bones out of that…
I would like to to phone the lovely Samantha, if I may – (assuming she’s not otherwise engaged) – although I do note the presence of a Turkish number-plate in there. Is Miliband Jr pre-distributing the contents of his garage ?
Balls….. zero…..google :
http://tinyurl.com/9cm3ne6
Do tell – you’re driving us all crackers here in Bletchley.
Would Marr be reaching for the injunctions after he has been reaching down some woman’s jeans?
will he be indisposed today?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bbcs-andrew-marr-fondles-mystery-1314220
Will the Newspaper review ignore that the jug eared Janus faced Hunt is a groper? He has form, must be due to his huge salary and fame not his looks.
Guess he couldn’t resist either.
http://i47.tinypic.com/2mzcg0i.jpg
That’s put me off my breakfast. ‘Innocent goodbye’ he says. Ugly kids behind the bike-shed, and she’s smoking – as in got a fag in her hand, not hot.
Jug ears is at it again:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bbcs-andrew-marr-fondles-mystery-1314220
Just do it FFS!
Could we have a Daisy Cutter for the CBC in Canada too?
Even in the US there’s some taxpayer funding of broadcasting. In fairness, many people who watch Public Broadcasting, though, think it should continue if it will spare them from “Beg Weeks.” Business Cat knows what I’m talking about, if she can watch American stations where she is in Canada.
http://www.defundpublicbroadcasting.org/
Just in case anyone is still in any doubt about the state we’re in, Australia is now deporting criminals to the UK.
http://tinyurl.com/9zblhlo
They have no option.
We sent their forebears there in the first place.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So Bob Stewart MP has rejected an approach to become a stalking candidate against Mr Cameron.
Having rejected the approach he has now gone public which really is a bit like letting the Genie out of the bottle when you have been holding the bottle stopper in your hand for half an hour.
My friend Sharon told me that the Conservative Party is full of creeps .
I did not believe her at the time but perhaps with this behavior in public she has a point .
Is that a full stop or the point?
It’s the unvanished truth.
This is the Point (well, part of it) :
Just visited the Arms on Streetview, but not open yet. Hope the pavement outside has been repaired since the photo. If not departing ‘late-night’ customers may find it a trip Hazard. Hope the SUNDAY LUNCH goes well.
Clydach?
Far too metropolitsan – it’s nearly Swansea, ffs|!
Cwmllynfell is much better – sheep on the road, a corrugated iron chippie – what more could one want?
I ordered a pint of Guinness from that Yvonne some weeks ago. It never arrived despite prompting. To busy posting stuff on blogs, if you ask me…
You can order a pint of my smeg any day, bitch.
That would be the best part of you gone…
A Major story like this and Guido is nowhere to be seen
the backbencher’s are revolting , the party is unhappy with useless Dave and by the end of the year he will be toast
FFS get hold of John Redwood he likes to “stalk a horse” Allegedly !
Let the Anyone but Dave and Nick campaign begin !
Fraternal greetings comrades,
It can now be revealed that Guido Fawkes will be a guest speaker at the TUC Congress,here in sunny Brighton.
Mr Fawkes will be leading the forum at a fringe meeting entitled “Piss artistes against austerity.”
I do hope you are able to attend.
At the Foreign Office, Warsi is objecting to the office she’s been allocated. She is also locked in a struggle with No 10 about whether she should be allowed two special advisers, one for each of the departments in which she serves. This would be highly unusual.
This is further eroding the Cameron circle’s patience with Warsi. But having presented this working-class Yorkshire Muslim as a new face of the Conservative Party, they can’t afford to lose her now.
It’s the cistern above her head that’s the problem I think. She expected a low flush, but times are hard.
Stop yanking my sista’s chain.
Has anyone anywhere in this country ever voted for this woman?
I wish Andy Murray success in winning his first Grand Salmon
Obviously posted by a chippy envious inglishman , get over it Nigel.
I doubt that.
QUOTED from BBC interview a while back, I’mm noo British Ahmm Scootish. Enough said.
Chippy. Is it time for my deep Fried Mars Bar, nurse?
The meaning of Nigel is “champion”. qv.
Thanks for the compliment.
France honours McCartney
President Hollande presents Sir Paul with the Légion d’honneur
Next week Obama is to award him The Purple Heart.
Politics eh?
“Its not just the burgled home owner that’s the victim, it’s the burglar too!”
Jesus, fucking Toynbee on Sky News again. Please Sky and the BBC no ugly women on the TV. No mad ones either.
It’s a golden rule that only nutters, perverts and thieves get airtime these days.
Hey !Hey Hey ! Under that rule, there would no Libor supporters allowed then
Good
You plebs should stop being envious of wealth creators. Shut the fuck up and pay your taxes. It goes without saying that wealthy people do not have to pay taxes.And by the way, my expense claims are all above board.
Go out and create some wealth fuckbag, and stop poncing off of everybody else.
What a shame nobody has the balls to put the knife in just yet.
Still those nasty polices of a third Heathrow runway and HS2 are worrying the Nimbys in the Tory heartlands.
A few posh boys and girls might lose their safe seats but don’t worry it won’t be before the next election. We still have another 3 years of watching the nasty party squabbling like ferrets in a sack; it’s just a PR exercise to sell more copies of the Daily Heil and promote Boris as a credible alternative.
The loonies have hijacked the asylum and we can only watch as the country flounders and the privileged prevent the only escape their rabble can come up with.
Hahahahaha, this is a wind up, right?
Just you watch…
How much longer should I sit here watching ?
The Tories inherited a basket case economy, so quite a while.
I am beginning to think that they have learned nothing from thirteen years in opposition after all their in-fighting during the John Major years.
This is nothing to do with the Heathrow runway, that is just the leverage for ‘regime change’
There is a faction in the Tory party somewhere that lets the happy clappy end of the party put a media smarm in the top job to win an election and then after two years tries to hijack the party to govern the country to an agenda that would never have been voted for by the electorate at large.
Captain’s log, stardate 41153.7
The Dilithium crystals canae take anymore captain!
“….and then after two years tries to hijack the party to govern the country to an agenda that would never have been voted for by the electorate at large.”
What, you mean fiscal rectitude, and living within ones means? You plank.
‘Turning now to a passage at the back ….’
He stepped outside from the Bar,
Frog y went a courting Marr,
his fingers down the crack of her ‘ass,
will put you off your Break’fast.
Are you sure that’s not Gordon Brown he’s got his finger up?
Brown was there but it wasn’t Gordon.
That’s why they banned putting free peanuts out on the bar counter.
And here is me thinking it was the alchohol that was causing me to throw up.
Marr is repulsive.
So, next time you’re viewing some shrunken face
Indignating on the latest disgrace
Recall that they not only sell you shit
They then rub your noses around in it
the dinosaur Miachel Fallon seems to sum up what many on here say – that makes all of you c’unts not just him!!!
Morning Mr. Balls. Another coffee, sir ?
Fallon is totally incapable of independent thought. A sycophantic twat IMHO.
He’s oilier than Kenneth Baker’s puppet in Spitting Image.
Oh why can’t they bring that programme back?
We probably will, but we need to get the timing right to provide maximum support to Labour. Watch for us shortly before the election.
Spitting Image was ShITV wasn’t it?
Over a period of 35 years, I have witnessed with mounting horror a fundamental shift in the British (or should I write, the south-eastern English) character.
Where once we were a compassionate people, we have become a callous people, indifferent even to suffering close to home.
Most of us no longer care that others hurt, just so long as we are doing OK.
Many of us have become actively spiteful and malicious, seeking to persecute the sick, the unemployed, the disabled, by supporting government moves to reduce them to desperate poverty.
We are today a thoroughly dislikeable people, those of us who live in the south-east of England, and who constitute the heartland of Torydom.
I can remember another age, and it was a far better time than this one.
Oh do fuck off Mabel.
So where would the ‘sick man of Europe’ be if Mrs Thatch hadn’t turned the economy round, fuckwit?
The sick man of Europe is Europe.
It’s just a cold,honest!
We could have just waited then and got in by default.
That must have been under Harold Wilson then – when the then minister for energy Tony Benn started shutting mines faster than Thatcher ever could.
Wilson , Wilson Milk Snatcher !!!
Re introduction of free School milk
Hooray! We all hated cold milk. Especially in the winter.
I bet the Miliband bros were furious. Had it not been for Thatcher they would have had the milk monitors job.
“Where once we were a compassionate people, we have become a callous people, indifferent even to suffering close to home.”
or
Where once we were a hard working, productive people, we have become a something for nothing society, addicted to benefits.
Where there is thrift, let there be profligacy.
Where there is diligence, let there be lethargy
Where there is Labour, there will be calamity.
Chuck us another tax credit freebie, willya ?
What a load of crap.
This summer has just witnessed the very best of British with inspirational events run by thousands of selfless volunteers.
We’re you one of them, or were you sitting in front of your laptop moaning and feeling sorry for yourself?
It means absolutely nothing !!! It has achieved nothing ! It has not improved the lot of the majority by one iota !! The UK economy is still in a mess ! Our politicians(Conservative;Labour;LibDem)have not the faintest plan to get us out of the mess !!! It will soon be as it it never happened at all and be just a distant memory !!
The amount the UK gives in aid to the poor of other countries (and some richer than we are) is 0.8% if GDP (not counting the £6billion in charity we give to other EU countries each year). The G8 average is 0.28%. If Britain has become a nasty country under Cameron then what does that say of all the other major countries?
The ignorant fuckwits who think we have become a nasty country should be lined up in front of their families and shot. They will no doubt be glad to see the back of these dickheads.
Yes, Mclaren are doing reasonably well, though it was a shame about the fuel problem on Button’s care this afternoon. And of course Britain does supply the vast majority of the cars and technicians from factories in the UK, even if the team owners are foreign.
‘car’
Barney Grumble
When the EU Project began after WWII as a part of The Marshall Plan, and right through to 1989, Europe was a USA bulwark against statism in the guise of the USSR and Warsaw Pact. It was a Libertarian project. Even so, European nations had far more mixed economies in the 60s through 80s than today. Now it has members of the Warsaw Pact as members, and since 1989 it seems to have moved increasingly towards an ever more rapacious Libertarianism which now threatens to destroy it, much as it seems to have economically and socially destroyed the USA. Either that or it’s been a very elaborate contrivance.
If the ECB is used to establish fiscal union, it is hard to see how matters can possibly get any better as it will surely just become even more like the USA and probably worse. Is the USA economically and socially improving? Is it still respected across the world? No. Why would Europe improve under the same system? Is it not more likely that Europe’s resources would just be siphoned off to the USA, thus making Europe even less competitive? Does anyone believe that those in the USA have Europe’s interests at heart? They just seem to care about their own interests. That’s in the nature of Libertarianism surely?
Have you compared the view to that of 35 years ago, Barney?
“I can remember another age, and it was a far better time than this one.”
What, the 1970′s?
Fvcking lefties are so delusional. Yeah! yeah! Trotsky. Tory voters are all nasty baby-eaters and Labour voters are all self-less angels!
The same old ad-hom unsubstantiated attacks.
People in the South-East didn’t want socialism destroying the country. However. Labour voting northern brainwashed unwashed, inner city foriegn imports and assorted publicly funded wasters, have made sure that is has been destoyed.
Enjoy it traitor. If there was any justice you and your ilk will end up swinging from lamposts for the damage you have done to the UK.
The Tory party is about as pro British as the Labour party is pro white working class.
Why do you tory tribalists ignore your own party’s terrible record on immigration?
If the tories had been in power from 1997 to 2010, I doubt the immigration figures would have been any different. It aint difficult to work out that the cheap labour right loves immigration just as much as the gerrymandering left.
Tories will be sharing lamp post with Labour. They’re both filth.
Guido’s vermin don’t like all that truth stuff.
Boris Johnson Will Be The Next Tory PM go gets odds on it while you can get a good deal.
There’s more chance of SuBo becoming the next Tory PM before BoJo.
Keep your money in your pockect.
Sound advice.
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bj will become rich. he will serve. he will entertain. he will be a man without prejudice. he will be a universal man. @maybe.calm
I’m collecting my bogies for an almighty bogiethon next Sunday.
Will you be wearing your suit Gordon?
I will be wearing my non-birthday suit. It has especially big pockets to put my collection in.
Message understood,over and out !
Is this funny by accident or design? Discuss.
I wondered why his fingers smelt worse than his breath.
CLUCKING BELL! You could of warned me before clicking on that, I didn’t want to see Billys hairy naked upperhalf just after lunch. Public Health Hazard that!
Predistubating??????
8illy has always been a mastur of the quadruple entendre
So Boris Boris and Marr have a lot in common then.
They’re both very bad dressers as well, did you see Marr’s outfit ffs? He looked like a creepy geography teacher.
He looks like a peado
Well considering he had to collect his clothes from the front lawn and wash in the BBC toilets he didn’t do too bad. Wonder where he’s going to doss down tonight?
He lectures the nation whilst behaving like an ageing creepy drunk who can’t believe his luck.
I’d watch the loony olympics, envisages 800meters competitors all running in different directions.
If they held it at Westminster and they wore business suits instead of athletic gear, who could tell it was even happening, as nothing would look out of the ordinary!
Just saw Mark Semonga on Sky News telling us that he has the answer to fixing the economy.
Would you believe it involves borrowing more and paying public sector workers all a million pounds a year?
What a genius.
Did he mention which thick tw@s would lend the UK the money to squander because I could do with a new car and a long holiday in Bermuda? I will gladly pay back the money when the next big asteroid hits the earth.
As long as union barons are paid the same as Tony B£iar and are exempt from Vince Scandal’s Wealth Taxes.
Well if he has the answer why doesn’t he bottle it and ship it to France then ?
Ed Balls looks like Ricky Gervais
Did Ricky Gervais ever wear make-up and a Nazi uniform?
Now we’ve got Bob Crow also demanding we borrow billions more.
Trade Unionists really are thick c u n t z .
IF SOME FOOL IS PREPARED TO GIVE YOU FREE “MONEY”
TAKE IT!
SOME cHINESE GUY IS GOING TO REPO MY TV IS HE?
Does Andrew Marr say goodbye to everyone with his hand inside their pants groping their arse?
Only those much younger than he is.
………….and not necessarily of the opposite sex
D-day -3.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9530291/German-Constitutional-Court-hearing-will-be-day-of-judgement-for-the-euro.html
“Yet on Wednesday this unprepossessing venue will become the most important place in Europe. Germany’s Constitutional Court, which sits in the town of Karlsruhe near the border with France, will essentially pass judgement on whether the eurozone has at least a chance to survive.”
Amazing – right to recall MPs (i.e the right to sack) : out of question.
Right to sack your employees at will: “sound like an idea that would boost the economy”.
In a dictatorship you at least know where you stand.
Why do employees have a right to sack their employers any time they like?
If you have a turd in your pants does that turd have a right to stay there until it decides to leave?
Leave M.P.s alone.
I’m beginning to enjoy myself again.
I presume Dermot was rehearsing smeghead with her ?
I think Dermot may be in a lot of trouble. At least jug ears can blame the booze.
Congratulations, nutter. It is five years to the day that you were forced to think up a groovy first name to go with one of Second Life’s rather meager list of mandatory surnames.
Plumping for the, seemingly, rather unpromising “Botha” and teaming it with the rather beautiful, but unmentionable, “E” forename launched you on quite a fantastic, roller-coaster of a journey!
Here’s to another five years of insanity…..*bangs two empty 3-litre cider bottles together*
Second Life – for folk who have no First Life?
Watch out, there be cylons about.
I see you have never visited Pandora.
..never seen her box, either!
*bangs*
Ah andrewmarr was just feeling in her back pockets for loose cash in order to give it to militwit for his big redistribution project .
It’s non ending. Now we have the new idiot in charge of the TUC (some bint) claiming that ‘wimmin’ have been hard done by in this recession.
That would be the public sector that employs 70% women and 30% men? Women are hard done by in this recession even though 600,000 more men are unemployed than women?
How are women hard done by when some 40 years after the equal opps bills were passed men still have to work to 65 and women only 60.
The NHS spends the bulk of its budget on female healthcare and I can’t remember the last time NICE refused a treatment for breast or cervical cancer, yet they never seen to approve anything for prostate cancer (even though prostate cancer kills more men than breast cancer kills women)
I wonder if the new boss of the TUC will be asking why many primary schools don’t have a single male teacher, never mind 50% male staff.
The new boss of the TUC is also welcome to demand 50% of the dead soldiers returning from Afghanistan are also women.
Somehow I suspect we won’t hear a word on that.
Being male = cannon fodder.
I have found fig rolls help
+Sigh+
Saying male = cannon fodder is as daft as the tuc wimmin saying women are hard done by in this 21st century!!
If they had been talking about my Mother and her ilk 50 years ago as they worked full time, raised children, did their washing in outhouses with mangles and such, gardened, kept chickens , cooked everything from scratch – then maybe they might have been near the truth. However my Mother would not have agreed with them. She felt unions were all about enslaving folks , stifling their views and using them for political capital and personal gain.
When I look at the likes of bobcrow and serwotka with their £100k plus salaries plus expenses plus housing – she was proved right. They’re just manipulating people and events for their own benefit and profit.
Strangely enough my mother used to say the same, in fact she frequently said ‘I don’t want equality, I am already better’.
Madness is often hereditary.
As in your case.
This evening me and the boys will be playing bell end bingo
72 in for a poo
Bollocks to austerity in the UK.
Libor stole the Nation’s prosperity and gifted you austerity !
Stick predistribution up there where the sun don’t shine !!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2200655/The-million-dollar-man-How-Tony-Blair-wafted-Claridges-secure-massive-pay-day-just-hours-work.html
I am Bertice Stinkfinger
oh, look guys, I ahve something to say that really needs to be said.
I have come on here occasionally, read the comments and maybe reacted a little too quickly. in the true british style i have understated what I actually meant and although it’s difficult and indeed may come as a surprise to you, i wan tto apologize for calling you c’unts.
What i really should have said is that you are all fascist nazi bastards and I hope you die in hell
Oh do fuck off Tat, there’s a good little mong.
Would you like pickled egg with that?
Facism is left wing
Nazis were left wing
Both believed in an enlarged and Godlike State not exactly what you find most on here discussing.
Indeed the clue is in the name: “National SOCIALIST German Workers’ Party”.
My son, the whole point of ‘Hell’ is that you can’t die, ever!
Seig Heil, Mein Fuhrer.
My son… the whole point of ‘Hell’ is that you can’t die, ever!
Are you losing the debate?
Then just shout racist! It works everytime
Hey up there’s trouble ut mill, right lads, down tools and fuck the job!
Maggie maggie maggie, out out out!
Hey Bob- lend us a tenner.
The Labour Party is modelled on the Nazi Party
Adolph simply failed to get his publicity right. Blair would have sorted it for him.
Gordon Brown wuld be put in charge of
Ministerium für Windeln tragen Gold verkaufen Hund masturbiert
Mr Hitler’s first name was spelt with a ‘f’ and not a ‘ph’ dear.
Verr funny…but stupid
Oh do phuck ophph dear!
++++****!!! Phuq !!!****++++
I bet militwit’s Big Predisribution Plan doesn’t mean he’s going to reduce any of our taxes on our hard earned income.
Presumably his Predistribution Plan is how to get more of our taxes into the pockets of himself and his mp’s!!
It’th part of the new genewation’th plan to fill up my blank shyeet of paper.
You can fill up a blank sheet of paper with whatever garbage you tossers want but you can’t have any policies, remember you went to law and your tame judge said all your policies are just wet dreams.
I seem to remember some nutter suggesting that all wages should go to HMRC in the first instance and they would then see if anything was left and dole it out to us.
The loonies sure ain’t all locked up yet.
Thought they had already done that to the people we call “employed people”, we know the people who are on “benefits or MP’s/Lords/uncivil servants/ undesirables/illegal immigrants/China/India/Africa” seem to get loads of money from the HMRC but the “employed people” have to give the HMRC loads of money
Yes, but that’s not what I said. The suggestion was that all the money you earn goes to HMRC first rather than to you, i.e. you never give money to HMRC, they give a little back to you. This is totally insane, of course, when you consider how incompetent HMRC are and how well government-run IT projects work. Can’t remember who put the idea forward, though.
When will it end?
I sleep well at night thanks.
When Isra’hell stop making the stupid Goy fight their wars for them.
Ask Phony B Liar. He got rich off the backs of our de*.d service men & women. He and Labour should NEVER be allowed to forget the fact that Labour led us into an illegal war with lies & deception.
Off for a predistribution wank.
Are you Andrew Marr?
Why have I got a sore arse today?
Predistribution? Pay people more than they are worth to cure our economic problems. What a laugh! Ed Balls no doubt genuinely believes that his expenses claims made a valuable contribution to GDP.
When employees put more in than they take out, wealth is created.
End of
At an auction in Stockport: A pair of Elvis’ underpants, unwashed since the day they were worn, went unsold. Manchester Evening News
Now: What if they had been Gordon Brown’s?
Not an issue. Jocks don’t use underpants
Unsold or unsoiled ?
By Jove, that would really have caused a ruction
They’d be classed a weapon of mass destruction
David Laws was treated so so unjustly. Dave, who is simply simply marvellous, and also helped me so so much, is to be commended.
How dare you try to impersonate me when you knew. These comments do not do Dave any good especially when most people agree that Dave is doing such a magnificent job. David Laws will add enormously to the warm glow that Dave sends around the country to inspire us all.
Be careful Julie, you might end up in prison one day. Whatever Dave might do then, it will not do his reputation any good.
You are all of a kind.
Corrupt Tories! There has been NO cleansing either now or earlier.
We should never lose sight of the fact that it takes an enormous amount of courage for a Member Of Parliament in the public eye, to fraudulently exploit their expenses allowances. Punishment is not appropriate for such outstanding acts of courage. The law will not recognise it as fraud.
Only Tory scum were fraudulent.
Labour MP’s were simply involved in redistribution of wealth, a very noble act.
We concur.
Are the Olympics entertainment or religion?
I find it hard to understand why extinguishing an exothermic chemical reaction is a criminal offence.
Why do people revere a man made flame?
Yeah…it’s all a bit stupid really!
All three major parties advocate the redistribution of wealth. MPs are simply using their expenses to bring their salaries up to a decent working wage. This inequality is underlined by the fact that most local government officials earn more than MPs but do not have the same opportunity to enhance their wages through expenses
The libertarian right isn’t in government.
The US operates a political system with a choice between two libertarian parties.
In the recent nominee conferences, why did not either party raise the question of how can the US economy recover when corporations have offshored millions of US middle class jobs, both manufacturing jobs and professional service jobs. For at least a decade, the US economy has been able to create only lowly paid domestic non-tradable (not exportable) service jobs, such as waitresses, bartenders, and hospital orderlies.
I think it is becoming increasingly obvious that this site is frequented by a poster who has a grudge against David Laws.
The Truth will out as will the poster.
Well it ain’t me!
Boaz
Come on dear and get of the interweb thingy and get to bed, mummy has a 8″ lithium suppository waiting for you.
The other Ed said Pre-ejaculate was best.
Obviously not much work on then.
So your taxpayer funded nanny must be taking your sprogs to school then?
It’s certainly not Little John.
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