September 7th, 2012

Compare and Contrast: Value for Gordon


  1. 1
    Lefty Fucktard says:


    We don’t recognise Gordon Brown.

    Or this Tony Blair you keep going on about.

    Nothing happened between 1997 and 2010. It was a national holiday.


  2. 2
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Details of Gordons expenses would be interesting.
    Napies and new phones would probably top the list.

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Some may say that it is a good thing he does not attend due his famous Jonah curse.

    But i couldn’t possibly comment.

  4. 4
    Tom Tomos says:

    How much is one egg-soldier? We should be told.

  5. 5
    DZ says:

    Gordon Brown is a cock

  6. 6
    Gordon's Mate says:

    You English are daft.

  7. 7
    JH says:

    …to let a Darien Government fuck us up for thirteen years.

    Yes, I agree.

  8. 8
    YorkshireLad says:

    Can I have a job like Mr Brown has got, please?

  9. 9
    The Reality says:

    But for a brief interlude we’ve had 7 decades of bevanite shit of barely different shades.

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Psychiatrists ain’t cheap you know

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have been working on a solution to the global financial crisis that started in America and was nothing to do with me.

    So far..and its early days, but I’m pretty sure that more taxing and more spending on welfare and public sector,unionised, non jobs is the answer.

    I shall report to the House in due course.

  12. 12
    Gadfly says:

    Think you’ll find most of the expenses come from his socialite wife. Gordon just broods away in the Garden shed while she flits off to the bright lights of London Town and Californ I A.

  13. 13
    Edward Miliband says:

    We took our eyes off the ball when we were in power. And I apologise for that. The next time will be different.


  14. 14
    SP4BS says:

    Is there a source for all this expenses info? Theyworkforyou is a good few years out of date. He’s mainly cheap because he doesnt have any staff, but is he really not claiming any living allowances etc. now?

    2008 total :£46,931 (647th)

  15. 15
    Walking behind him says:

    With those big mutton ears, he reminds me of Rupert the Fucking Bear

  16. 16
    Tom Ato says:

    Money Maker.

  17. 17
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Bring on the Friday caption contest please.

  18. 18
    The Paragnostic says:

    I wonder if he is using public funds to run his speechifying activities?

    I’m assuming that he benefits from the ex-PM payments, so is already being paid to offset the massive demand for his services – is this paid separately from parliamentary expenses, and has the monocular moron been double-dipping?

    That would fit well with his behaviour in government, when he was wont to announce the same spending plan multiple times – this may just be the reverse of that.

  19. 19
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Compare and contrast.

    The Loony Lefties thinks money grows on trees whilst the Conservatives are striving to deal with Libor’s Poisoned Chalice.

  20. 20
    Tony Blair says:

    Hi plebs

    The middle east has made me awfully rich! I don’t even live in the country I fucked up anymore, so as to avoid paying income tax.

    Must go now. I have another couple of oil companies to mediate between so I can buy Cherie a new wardrobe from Barney’s in New York.

  21. 21
    SP4BS says:

    ho ho….

    “… specifically mentioned in a Times article about manipulating the performance figures for the Theyworkforyou website.[5] The article claimed new MPs boosted “their ratings on the internet by saying very little, very often.”… one of which, on the Ascension Islands simply noted that a former mayoress of Kettering came from St Helena”

    So he’s the B1lly B0wden of the house?

  22. 22
    CGLee says:

    One good reason why we should cast Scotland adrift & let them pay for their own gold diggers.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    though as hollobone is a right-winger it is rare that he says anything intelligent

  24. 24
    Sarah says:

    Most of the expenses are incurred on our daily commute to Kelty by bus. As we are approaching Christmas, we have lots of planning and arrangements to take care of. You will have guessed by now that we are switching on the Christmas Lights again. Gordon is so looking forward to it.

  25. 25
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Said the bigoted loony lefty.

    Is that you Gordon ?

  26. 26
    Mousse Kasserole says:

    Ashcroft..Tory..Gidders..Mensch..banks…benders…wibble..dave the rave…froth……beanie baby..toffs….rich people..guid’d’oh..flubber…spouty…vein throb..benefits..u-turn…impression of a man having a severe mental breakdown..crying into a cereal bowl…Ed Miliband is a winner…you have no missed calls…Thatcher!

  27. 27
    Two eaded monster says:

    Dumb and Dumber.

  28. 28
    Meanwhile says:

    Jaguar Land Rover to build two new models in China.
    Thats the end of that then, scouseland to be shut next.

  29. 29
    alex weir says:

    I guess he had to visit all the locations where his french secret service lackeys tried to terminate the scottish inventor of fraud proof voting in december 2007. I.e. conakry, freetown, beirut, aleppo, klm, kigali and nairobi. That would cost a bit. Watch out gordon! A civil lawsuit in a scottish court is your possible fate, alone or with your buddy des browne in towe

  30. 30
    sweat in gordon's crack says:

    Has it also been noted that Gordon Brown is a massive c*nt?

  31. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    Replacing mobiles every day isn’t cheap.

  32. 32
    McChannaman says:

    Works hard, earns less, never gets promoted. QED.

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    When I die, I want a state funeral and a week of national mourning.

  34. 34
    Screwed taxpayer says:

    What is the total annual cost to the taxpayer of Brown,
    Police Protection as ex P.M.?
    Other costs?

  35. 35
    Great British Public says:

    We can’t fucking wait.

  36. 36
    Albert Hall says:

    socialists generally resort to abuse.

  37. 37
    Albert Hall says:

    Yes but c***s are useful, Brown is not.

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    So maybe if we paid Hollowbrain more he’d shut the fuck up?

  39. 39
    Elrond Van Rompuy says:

    What are you moaning about. Gordon made up for his expenses by getting you great deal for your gold on behalf of your masters Goldman Sachs……………………………….
    “Faced with the prospect of a global collapse in the banking system, the Chancellor took the decision to bail out the banks by dumping Britain’s gold, forcing the price down and allowing the banks to buy back gold at a profit, thus meeting their borrowing obligations.”

  40. 40

    Dear Sarah,
    I am just writing to confirm that when we did ask Gordon if he could do the lights it was stressed at the time that he was on a shortlist.

    So far Keith Chegwin, Dean Gaffney and Andi Peters can’t make it. But we are still waiting to hear from former royal butler Paul Burrell.
    And the lady who does Peter Andre’s hair is still a possible.

    So please do not announce that you will be turning on the festive light {due to Tory cutbacks ‘just one candle’ is our merry slogan} until we contact you

    Alex McDonald
    Kirkcaldy chamber of commerce

  41. 41

    Gordmong is the only man I know who could fall into a barrel of tits and still come up sucking his thumb.

  42. 42
    Steve 5-O says:

    How about a class action against Brown for fraud. His expenses and salary are huge yet he does not turn up to work.

    Book him Danno.

  43. 43

    Why bother – you can pick up some used 9mm bargains in Brixton, I’m told.

  44. 44
    Danny Alexander says:


  45. 45
    Rat's arse says:

    When you die Mctwat [sooner rather than later I hope], we will have the biggest street party this Country has ever seen.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    give it up

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget Canterbury.

  48. 48
    Rat's arse says:

    I believe Brown had a secret stash of money, known as his war chest. Apparently no-one was supposed to know about these millions, and apparently no-one knew where this ‘war chest’ disappe*red to when he left Office.

    Why this isn’t investigated, I just don’t know.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Gordon should try this

  50. 50
    Gordon Brown says:

    My economic policies were governed by inputting 2 litres of kiwis, apples & limes innocent smoothie and a large bun loaf

  51. 51
    SP4BS says:

    I will get fooled again. (phew).

  52. 52
    Max E Padd says:

    I think you’ll find he didn’t even turn up to debate but to stick the knife into Murdoch.

  53. 53
    Brixton badbwoy says:

    U wan’ some gats, blud?

  54. 54
    Moussa Koussa says:


    Unfortunately for Guido and his flock of Neo Nuts, Hollobone is considered the Tories MOST rebellious MP. He cannot abide Dave and Gidders and all their policies. You could say he is doing Browns work for him.

    It was also Hollobone who forced “The Witch” to disclose her expenses for the last 5 years of her regime . Exposing that she claimed over £500K in that period, making current claims look like small fry.

    So well done Philip, Guido neo nuts don’t realise yet, that you are NOT one of them.

  55. 55
    Febreze and shake n Vac just to be sure says:

    As long as this ‘oxygen thief’ is amongst us we will always be cursed.

  56. 56 says:

    oright… oright… cairm down… cairm down

    What would a scouser want with a job?

  57. 57
    Humpty of the Numpties says:

    do you need that eggsactly ?

  58. 58
    no such client says:

    50 shades of shit

  59. 59
    Dylan from Magic Roundabout says:

    Cool baby….Not sure how much but it will certainly will be a lot of bread…. man

  60. 60 says:

    At least he is from planet earth, unlike Edna Terrestiband and his cloud-cuckoo land crew.

  61. 61
    Gordon says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

  62. 62
    Mr Chief Whippy says:

    I see Gordon Brown has installed double glazing at his new home.

    Nothing to do with his green credentials its just so his kids cannot hear the ice cream van.

  63. 63
    Labour voters are 'tards says:

    Crazy old Moussa – what a complete & utter shit-for-brains. Just shows you how thick Leiber voters really are. More to be pitied than scolded, poor b*stard.

  64. 64
    W.W. says:

    Scouseland shut?

    We need somewhere to store all the thieves, muggers wanna be gangsters and general low life,


  65. 65
    At least Cherie works for a living says:

  66. 66
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    What really kills me, though, is when an MP actually DOES spare the taxpayers, such as when Vince Cable even forwent the “London Supplement” for MP’s whose legal abode is considered too close to Westminster to plausibly need a second home and allowances for one, his colleagues made him out a mug for not trying it, even to the extent of having him claim for previous years (unsuccessfully).

  67. 67
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Yes. Take any amount of funds needed from Libor’s Money Trees.

  68. 68
    David Milliband (LOTO) reporting from outside the Obama Convention centre says:

    Huh? move to next story.

    Today the howibble howibble Tories drowned lovely ‘fluffy wuffy’ kittens.

    Its twue I tell you Its twue!!!

  69. 69
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    This is an absolute outrage why should this window licker be paid anything?

  70. 70
    Frank's son says:

    Yet he still claims much MUCH less than your beloved Gordon. By ‘the witch’ I am presuming you mean Thatcher. You state she claimed £500k over 5 years. let us consider your beloved Gordon’s claims over the lifetime of this parliament which will be 5 years. At the rate he is claiming it will be well over £600k for a 5 year period. That’s okay though, afterall he’s your beloved Gordon.

  71. 71
    Bugler Bert says:

    What are the odds that his long time crony Balls would okay that claim……….

  72. 72
    Trumpton Green Energy service says:

    Will Gordon be plugged in before you switch them on. Oh please do it would be such fun!

  73. 73
    looney tunes says:

    Moussa isn’t really a labour supporter. He’s not an activist or anything.
    He’s just an under achiever and very bitter about his lack of life success.
    Jealousy, envy,frustration sustain him.

    He thinks he’s a big brain intellectual, but really, he’s just a common or garden office bore.

  74. 74
    Gordon Brown says:

    If you come down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise.

  75. 75
    Ed Muppetband says:

    and the guy to the left of me texting on the Blackberry has actually got a dick this big

    see he never listens…

  76. 76
    Hang The Bastards says:

    What will it take to get rid of self-serving blood-sucking parasites like this ??

    People of Kircaldy – you are the most stupid people in the UK !

  77. 77
    Hang The Bastards says:

    You get “contaminated” love by looking at porn sites

  78. 78
    British Public says:

    if you die right now we could happily up that mourning to a month

  79. 79
    Bean counter says:

    to fucking much

  80. 80
    Labour voters are 'tards says:

    Thanks for enlightening me about the ‘crazy one’ LT. He fooled me, as he has all the hallmarks of a Labour voter. :)

  81. 81
    Merseysider says:

    Halewood is actually highly successful operation. The days of Hatton and Red Robbo are long gone. They recently added an additional shift to cope with demand.
    Come to think of it, Red Robbo was Brummie based. As well as Moscow.

  82. 82
    Mousa Kousa says:

    I am a dipstick

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Just like Cameron claiming DLA, no one gives a rat’s arse…

  84. 84
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I’ll opt for the big brain intellectual, thanks.

    I am a simple reminder of how awful your man Dave is.

    The 7 star hotel in Qatar is fantastic .

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Remind me again – who got booed at the Paralympics?
    Who got cheered?

  86. 86
    Piss pot says:

    Oooooooooooooh, get you anonymong! Want a sour lemon to suck on?

  87. 87
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Still no Tommy Sheridan thread.

    There was a time when you were very keen on Tommy Sheridan threads, eh Guido.

    Can only guess why !!!!

  88. 88
    Piss pot says:

    Does the 7 star hotel you’re in have padded walls & bars on the window? Thought so.

  89. 89
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Another Murdoch Mongo picked up by the cops today.

  90. 90
    Piss pot says:

    If you weren’t such a pig-dog Moussa, I’d send you a cake with a file in, & never mind Sheridan, your behe*ding/stoning mustn’t be far off now.

  91. 91
    Forkbender says:

    Guido, I thought everone had decided that MPs don’t work anyway, ” despite the fact that he never turns up for work…”

  92. 92

    Methinks you will find that in such situations people expect you to “play the game” for if you don’t awkward questions might be asked as to why others do or whether said budget is necessary. And if you dont “play the game” dont expect any favours. Needless to say I once didn’t claim some expenses after being told to “play the game” and as I understand matters after the advanced lecture to us all to claim them, I wasn’t Mr popular. Somehow I just couldn’t bring myself to claim expenses for charity work – didn’t seem right. I suppose had I been flat broke I might have.

    Simple truth of the matter is that what those at the top do will be emulated by those below, in just the same way that an inspiring leader illuminates, a leader who plays petty politics and money grabs will inspire this in those below as well as drawing those who would like said privilidges one day themselves. Such darkness has done immesurable harm to this nation.

    The only real solution is for our leaders to evolve and become better people. Sadly few seem interested in such inner work and personal self improvement. Form rules over substance. Very sad.

  93. 93
    Forkbender says:

    Strange that you say that Gordy but there are wispers going around all all those lovely investment banks along with our lot, because regulation was reduced and what was left was not enforced by you and your pals, it was wild west time in London.

  94. 94
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    The don’t resort to abuse, they use it from beggining to end, interspersed with
    “we are lovely because we like poor people, we care so much and are really lovely, honest! we are no…no.. we really are. Please believe us!”

    But being that socialists, either cannot or will not rationalise their true beliefs to a wider audience, their only option is to demonise their opponents with ad-hom attacks and boiler plate slogans and make broad self-regarding statements about “caring so much” etc.

    Hence the left dominate shallow communication mediums such as Broadcasting (BBC of course) and Twatter, where hurling abuse and making bogus statements is easy because they don’t have to rationalise it.

  95. 95
    Ed Miliband ( Lying Moron ) says:

    How much is that utterly useless Climate Change Act of your’s going to cost the taxpayer Ed? Oh yeah £780,000,000,000………. chickenfeed eh?

  96. 96
    smoggie says:

    Can’t decide whether it’s s scene from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly or Hang ‘Em High.

  97. 97
    smoggie says:

    So Sheridan is being more discrete with his Shenanigans.

  98. 98
    smoggie says:

    Where the fuck did they find you? If you had another brain it would be lonely.

  99. 99
    George Orwell says:

    Just the wh1te ones though, shared with Glasgow. Labour’s traditional heartlands only tolerate wh1te scum.
    Those of a different hue mostly reside in London and the other culturally enriched urban shitholes, so beloved by Labour and nice middle-class Guardian readers and Radio 4 listeners (mainly because they can afford not to live in those areas.)

  100. 100
    Gordon Brown ate my pension says:

    Look on the bright side, he never turns up for work.

  101. 101
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I would love to know the breakdown of the one-eyed mong’s expenses. Would a FOI request do it Guido?

    It’s all very amusing to hoot and bark about this but I feel this is a serious matter and should be looked into.

    Brown is now an MP in name only. He has abandoned his constituents and gone off on the lecture circuit, lining his pockets and having the brass neck to claim in expenses what many of his constituents would not earn in 10 years.

    Brown is fucking disgrace and should be investigated for fraud.

  102. 102
    The Hon. Comrade Loretto Fettes MP (Rottenborough East) says:

    Gordon is a very special person. He’s so full of love, it oozes out of him like a life-affirming but slightly neglected toothpaste tube.

  103. 103
    Forkbender says:

    Ireland cast themselves adrift in 1918 and they are still drifting, Tony B’Liar is “Irish” why doesn’t he jump on board and drift away with them

  104. 104
    Forkbender says:

    You bigotted woman

  105. 105
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    “expenses that many of his constituents”

    I’m trurning into Ernie Wise – “that play what I wrote”.

  106. 106
    Forkbender says:

    I thought that title was LONDON’S, are the any ethnic British left in London?

  107. 107
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Ah yes Mr Vanker but she was value for money.

  108. 108
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    most of those who voted for him are on expenses – just have another name beneifts and they do sod all for them except produce more children for the state to pay for.

  109. 109
    the savant says:

    it s all a question of degree isn t it Big Feartie from Fife .

    For example with a name like Hollobone perhaps his mental capacity is not up to much .

    Whereas with a name like Brown …….

  110. 110
    ho hum says:

    You mean Dodgy City like where Wyatt Earp used to hang out?

  111. 111
    the savant says:

    what s a DM sarah ??

    is that an acronym for DOING it MANUALLY

    has your conjugal relationship really come to that ?

  112. 112
    ho hum says:

    Why on earth would thy want to make models in China? China is so brittle and would likely crack and fall to pieces at the first pothole. My advice would be to continue working in steel and aluminium. But what do I know?

    PS: Doesn’t China already send us enough crap exports? Shirley we can make our own crap cars in the UK?

  113. 113
    ho hum says:

    Does Obama Beach ring any bells?

  114. 114
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Hopefully they’ll be a problem for great uncle Alex Salmond soon.

  115. 115
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Oh look at them.

    What a pair of utter, utter wankers.

    To think that a significant proportion of the electorate apparently wish these clots to grasp the levers of power is beyond depressing.

    We’re all fucked if they seize power.

  116. 116
    The Whitehall Exterminator says:

    The 12 North and north east of Scotland MPs cost the tax payer £3 million between wages and expenses. Now these BUMS are saying I should vote no to independence in the Scottish referendum.
    Well, Brown, Alchy Kennedy and the rest of you Westminster parasites I,m voting for independence and put you all out of a job.
    Oh and Independence means out of the EU so another bunch of thieveing political class bastards (MEPs etc) out of a job.

  117. 117
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Getting fewer by the day old boy.

    I’m an West Ealing lad born and bred (W13). Moved out to Gloucestershire 20 years ago when I could see the writing on the wall.

    Neighnouring Hanwell is full of nasty Polish skinheads that have taken over the pubs. Southall is now a booming shanty town for illegal Indian migrants.

    My lovely old terraced house in Ravensbourne Gardens is now up for sale at £895,000.

    I wouldn’t give you a tenth of that for it now as the tide of filth will soon encroach and destroy a once lovely part of England.

  118. 118
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    No, the biggest street party you have ever seen will be up here when the Rt. Hon. and Noble Lady snuffs it.

  119. 119
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Even more stupid than the people of Portsmouth? By the way Philip Hollobone is a scab and a disgrace to Parliament doing this. The voters will be wanting us all to do it soon enough, that is when I will be retiring. Boaz.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Nah. He’d keep going on trying to introduce pointless private members bills

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Yah cheap expenses because he doesn’t have an office for his constituents to see him in and doesn’t pay any associated costs. Plus his mate the duke of buccleuch probably provides a chauffeur driven car foc and a free pad in London. No wonder hollobone voted against lords reforms.

  122. 122
    Slippery Slope says:

    Well done Guido for not letting people forget this.

    It just shows what utter contempt he has for his constituents and the democratic system.

  123. 123
    Slippery Slope says:

    Oh, and for us who are paying his wages.

  124. 124
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I’d be looking to buy her some plastic surgery first.

  125. 125
    Polly Toynbee, from her Villa in Tuscany says:

    Ohh! You are soo wicked! Wishing one of our greatest Prime Ministers ever, dead! We Socialists would never, never, do a thing like that! We are good, kindhearted, fair-minded people. What a thing to say!

  126. 126
    filipinomonkey says:

    Unfortunately unlikely as us English aren’t allowed a vote…

  127. 127
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    I hope Brown dies a slow, painful death. He ruined this country and has never had to pay any sort of price for it. Detestable scumbag.

  128. 128
    RobvsNature says:

    Well done on providing good value for money Philip Hollobone. Now there’s an MP that might actually deserve a knighthood for public service at minimum cost. Hope the troughers take note.

  129. 129
    Out the racist bigot says:

    Ha ha don’t make me laugh. This far right racist bigot doesn’t bother with a constituency office. No wonder his expenses are so low. If you ant to see him in private you have nowhere to go but the local Tory club. His contributions to debates consist of little more than one liners.

  130. 130
    gordon brownstain says:

    drink my rancid spunk: vote for these two turds

  131. 131
    Moron Brown says:

    ‘cock’ and the same word with ‘ro’ after the first letter.

  132. 132
    patex says:

    Brown’s expenses now seem like a bargain compared to the Trillion quid he squandered when he did bother to turn up for work between 1996 and 2010, the feckless one eyed tosser.

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