September 7th, 2012

Beauty and the Brute


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    hy dont they merge the Tory and Labour conferences. its not like there is any difference after all.

  2. 2
    Moussa Koussa says:

    “”Could make the ConservativeHome conference party a little awkward””

    LOL, a cabal of 20 somthing spotty neo nuts from the shires talking sh1t is always awkward.

  3. 3
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I see Gideon has slipped out ANOTHER U-turn this morning.

  4. 4
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    More tea Bruce?

    Don’t you think I look rather fetching in this waiters outfit.

    High camp I reckon.

  5. 5
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    “More wine Bruce?”

    She may not be Sayeeda Warsi in a headscarf, but at least Nads knows her place and is offering to serve the drinks.

  6. 6
    SP4BS says:

    unfair. Warsi isn’t a scouser.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Prince Harry to get his chopper out again

  8. 8
    Twat Watch says:

    Who is Bruce Anderson?

    And is Kebab Time the new B1lly B0wden?

  9. 9
    Doctor Nick says:

    You’re losing it again TAT.
    Up the meds a bit and you’ll be fine.

  10. 10
    I don't care says:

    Nadine is just the UK version of Palin.

  11. 11
    lady Penelope says:

    His parents, Gerry and Sylvia were good at pulling strings.

  12. 12
    Moussa Koussa says:

    all female Tory MP’s are UK version’s of Palin

  13. 13
    Beast says:


  14. 14
    smoggie says:

    Stick them up his arse because the shit seems to be coming out the other end.

  15. 15
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I see you’re spouting from the U-bend again this morning.

  16. 16
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    The word ‘versions’ is plural so an apostrophe is wrong.

    Start sentences with a capital letter.

  17. 17
    A Sheep says:

    Don’t be stupid.

    The Labour party believe in closer ties to Europe and decimating our economy via the climate change act, whereas the Conservatives believe…

    oh, hold on minute, I’ll get back to you.

  18. 18
    Moussa Koussa says:

    When Neo Nuts start spouting about grammar and spelling……they have lost the argument .

    PS. Yet again, Gideon has made TWO U-turns this morning. Plan B by stealth…LOL

  19. 19
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Have you run out of dead Iraqi children & your hero Blair pictures to masterbate furiously too?

    You seem to be here alot lately, & incredibly uptight.

    I know a meaningful relationship with a human being is out of the question for you, but you could relieve the tensions in your life by cracking a few off everyday just to take the edge of life a bit.

    Go on, there is a new picture of Blair with a tan over at Koment Mach Frei.

  20. 20
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Tory back benders and bloggers still slagging off Warsi.

    Reminder……She is STILL in the cabinet Neo Nuts !!!!!!

  21. 21
    Wotta Tossa says:

    When lefty losers start making lame excuses…they’re on the run again.

    Ooooh ! TWO U-turns ?? I can scarcely contain my excitement. Wake us all up if/when there’s a third.

  22. 22
    Moussa Koussa says:

    errrrr “Koment Mach Frei” are you sure you are not referring to a comment made last year by Loony Chris Grayling

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    I would think if you are going to post repulsive comments you should at least learn to spell.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Loussa, who is Gideon ?

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Nadine is such an embarassment, has she sorted her expenses out yet ?

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I hadn’t realised Bruce Anderson was a misogynistic, sexist dinosaur, but if this is true he must be supported.

  27. 27
    Jimmy says:

    Can’t imagine Warsi is too pleased at the comparison.

  28. 28
    it was a dark and stormy night says:

    Having looked at this blog on a fairly regular basis, just one question. Is this moussa koussa for real or is as thick as his postings make him out to be.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Calling someone sexist is pretty serious, it’s not a lightweight insult the throw just because someone has annoyed you. Ridiculous how the word is bandied around so lightly. Really nasty.

  30. 30
    WC says:

    Beauty and the Beast – which is which?

  31. 31
    Educated person says:

    Childish leftist. Please crawl back wherever you came from.

  32. 32
    the savant says:

    No ” Doris ” she s not you in a headscarf because for all her faults Warsi can actually get a headscarf to fit around her head .

    Yous is just too big for the job .

  33. 33
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Not a patch on me. Boaz.

  34. 34
    Blowing Whistles says:

    David Laws – is a serious thief – but he gets away with it because he squeals omho-phobia and uses his ‘Sex Protection card’ to face off a proper criminal investigation into his financial fiddling.

  35. 35
    Jimmy says:

    We’re real. Pretty much everyone else is parodying the right.

  36. 36
    Jimmy says:

    Whistles must be a very lucky boy,

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