September 6th, 2012

Vince and Ed’s Text Love In


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Will this be handled like the KP affair? texting the oppo?

  2. 2
    Plato says:

    Vince swings both ways?

  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Have a look at Ed’s gestures, seems to be giving the finger when he mentioned his father’s ideas. c. 32 mins.

    Master class in gurning, grinning from a master debater.

  4. 4
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    They’re welcome to each other.

  5. 5
    Penfold says:

    Well, Vince did belong to the Moderate Marxists whilst seeking office in Glasgow, but he had nothing to do with those pesky Socialist Revolutionaries or Trots.

    Ye gods how does such a man end up in a Tory Coalition? indeed and dwell in “leafy Twickenham”.

  6. 6
    alexsandr says:

    dont hold yer breath…

  7. 7
    Butch Cameron says:

    That’s nothing! Me and Gideon exchange seminal fluids orally and anally every coffee break! LOL!

  8. 8
    SP4BS says:

    nices ties.

    It’s as if there is a shite theme developing here…

  9. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Dropping the captain.

  10. 10
    genghiz the kahn says:

    all the better to hand them with.

  11. 11
    annette curton says:

    Luv ‘u Lots xxx

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Enough to make Strauss resign

  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Was Junior sent to listen to the drivel in the hope of a question?

  14. 14
    Sir Trumpton Oldtwat says:

    Both are backstabbing treacherous b’stards, they look good together.

  15. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    all the better to hang them with.

  16. 16
    I don't need no doctor says:

    This is an outright admission that Miliband cannot win the next election off his own back. Pathetic!

  17. 17

    Ed’s Balls encounter a Cable? Urrrgggghh!

    *goes away and washes hands*

  18. 18
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Fucking hell ! They both deserve each other !

  19. 19
    The Paragnostic says:

    On the other hand, if the cable were to be attached to a suitable electricity supply, and wielded by that nice Mr Sanussi from Libya…

  20. 20
    JH says:

    The picture brings back pleasant memories of sanctimonious lefties having their asses handed to them in the voting referendum.

    You think they’d begin to understand that they are not nearly as popular as they would believe.

    But, no.

  21. 21

    Nothing to see here – just Vince giving friendly advice about how to handle being the ex (badly) acting leader of a political party.

  22. 22
    Raving Loon says:

    He’s basically Labour anyway. How a communist like Cable became the (Anti) Business secretary beggars belief!

  23. 23
    jgm2 says:

    Perhaps he’s looking for a new shadow chancellor.

    More likely though Vince is just feeding information to the bedwetters so that they can either pre-empt any good ideas and present them as their own or concoct a load of shit to to pour on any ideas they don’t like. Such as living within our means.

  24. 24
    David Cameron says:


  25. 25
    Ken Clarke says:


  26. 26

    I keep hearing this about Vince, but why?

  27. 27
    David Miliband says:

    Watch out…the one on the left is a backstabber!

  28. 28
    MB. says:

    Is text message traffic to and from Ministers subject to FOIA requests?

  29. 29
    BSkyB says:

    Ed suffers from bad reception, so switches to Cable.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Get help as soon as possible.
    It will take courage.

  31. 31
    anonymous says:

    just seen michael fallon on tv – what a c’unt – talks about relaxing the planning laws – for nobody’s benefit except rich speculator builders and tories

    just how many c’unts are there in the conservative party – too many, far too many me thinks – actually i’m wrong – all of them are c’unts, unmitigated freeloading self entitled arsewiping Hunts

  32. 32
    Gonk says:

    ‘ Vince ‘ ‘ Vi-n-ce’ Not a very woody sort of name, is it ?
    Sort of tinny, unlike John, or Roger. Still, will have to do I suppose.

  33. 33 says:

    Not content with cocking up the economy once, amateur economists like Balls want to do it all over again. There is something sadly amiss with the theory of evolution that has allowed this breed of pillocks to survive.

    The reckless experiment being conducted in France by Hollande is already reaping expected results. Unemployment has already risen to 10.2%, the highest in 13 years.

  34. 34
    Ed Miliband says:

    I think you’ll find ith pronounthed Vinth.

  35. 35
    Niall Horan from 1D says:

    What a shower of c.u.n.ts!

  36. 36
    What a Camoron says:

    And yet he’s still in the cabinet. Spineless Dave.

  37. 37
    Vince Cable says:

    I let Ed put his hand in my pocket to feel my nuclear option!

  38. 38
    Orange Seller says:

    If I remember rightly Stephen Milligan had a nice tie made of electrical cord a while back?

    Those PPE types eh, what are they like?

  39. 39
    Tippi Velvette says:

    I hope the oral comes before the anal – I’d hate to think you are actually swallowing the shit you excrete.

  40. 40
    Knob jockey says:

    You mean “Big, butch, spineless Dave” surely?

  41. 41 says:

    Labour manifesto for the next general election

    We don’t want anyone building new houses as that may help improve the economy. So we will make planning more cumbersome.
    We will not reduce taxes on the wealth and job creators as that may help improve the economy.
    We will not cut public spending and reform the public sector as that may help improve the economy.
    We will spend more and borrow more and get into more debt to make sure the economy only improves for the very short period that that extra spending does any good at all.
    We will increase bureaucracy and red tape to make sure businesses struggle.
    We will do what we can to drive all the wealth and job creators out of the country by any means possible to make sure the economy never improves.

  42. 42
    feel good... says:

    is love in the air?
    Michael Gove and David Laws.
    Hopefully they are made for each other.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Is Miliband holding out a future Lab-Lib coalition hook to Cable? Cable becomes chancellor and Miliband escapes Blair/Brown nightmare by kicking both Balls away?

  44. 44
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The appliance of science…

  45. 45
    Privatise the BBC says:

    I’m quite happy with the thought of Ed Balls and cable – all I see is a tall lamp post.

  46. 46
    annette curton says:


  47. 47
    Rt Hon J. Vincent Cable MP says:

    And this is what I tell the little bugger when he does text me:

  48. 48
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron, Balls, Milibands, Cooper, Smith.

  49. 49
    S N P Hunt says:

  50. 50
    Red or yellow it makes no difference says:

    Cable is a tax ‘n spend socialist who thinks he is an economics genius who alone can rescue the British economy. Sound like anyone else we know? Now that Gordon’s gone, Milliband and Balls need a similar father-figure to replace him.

  51. 51
    Millibandwagon says:

    Can I get you a coffee Vince?

  52. 52

    Ath oppothed to me – ‘coth I’m Onan the Wibwawian, king of the Twots!!

    Thankth Nonny – there’ll be a cuthterd cweem with you coffee later, and I’ve asked mithter Ballth to stop refewing to you as “that pathetic little c.unt”!

  53. 53
    Forkbender says:

    Do you, Edwina, take Vince for you lawful wedded husband…etc

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    They do indeed deserve each other,but why the hell do we,the general public,have to have both or either of them inflicted on us?

  55. 55

    Better inside, pissing out, than…..

  56. 56
    ToonBob... says:

    Leaking by Vince ? Aaaaaah bless, time to change ‘is pad !

  57. 57
    the savant says:

    Bookies quoting 1 to 5 on cousin vinny crossing the floor to Old Labia Land before next election .

  58. 58
    just saying says:

    Kevin Pieterson was dropped from the team after it was revealed he’d been consorting with the enemy….

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