No. 10: Dave Just Axing Not Chillaxing
Guido just put the Cameron drinking wine while sacking Gillan story to No. 10. Joe Watts of the Eastern Daily Press writes:
“Gillan’s sacking interview also appears to have irked. When she went in Cameron wielded the proverbial axe while drinking a glass of wine, I’m told; chillaxing perhaps. He didn’t offer her any though.”
As fun as some of the puns have been, it’s an official denial:
“Not true. He wasn’t drinking wine when he saw Cheryl and didn’t tell Caroline Spelman she was too old. Her replacement is two years older so that doesn’t even make sense.”
But then Dave also said no one cried, contrary to reports.
It’s been hinted this afternoon that Gillan and Spelman might be offered peerages, they might want to think about going on the record to deny tears and wine if they want that to happen…
“Cameron drinking wine while sacking Gillan” might have helpd me understand this.
Bettr
cup of cocoa and a damp biscuit might have been preferable…and the sheepskin slippers
Is it that cold in Ingland, nowe?
Lovely today. anyone got any handy hints for starting a hot Stihl?
It’s boiling here. The copper situation is also different.
Hmmm………journalist -v- spokesman. Whom do I trust?
Fayre poynt.
Incredible and impossible dilemma
I was bred in the purple – I’ll be back.
If he was going to sweeten the pill with a lifetime troughing pass, why didn’t he do it at the interviews?
Because he’s a psychopath. All these polcitial types are at that level. No real empathy.
Political dear, political.
an official denial:
“Not true. He wasn’t drinking wine when he saw Cheryl ” doesn’t silly ass realise that that Guido was talking about Gillian not Cheryl?
Gillian who?
You mean Cheryl Gillan? Now who’s a silly ass?
If they were crying then they need to man up!
Male chauvinist pig.
Now then W1££y enough of that
s t e r o i d s a b u s e
I definitely cried…blubbed and blubbed
Cheryl was in tears apparently.
Why couldn’t he just have made them “senior minister of state” with a “roving brief” like everyone else?
Gordon was a raving brief.
On the positive side, given the number of people with the right to attend cabinet now, they now have a use for the Olympic Stadium.
They could just move the whole caboodle to the Olympic village, stick a wall around it, preferably 7/8 metres high, accomodation all in (no need to buy houses so that wheeze will not apply and no local transport costs) meeting venues and debating chambers all there.
Very logical, I’ve thought about old hotels myself, anything adding up to 600 plus rooms and meals in a refectory. If the bastards don’t like it – then don’t stand for parliament. Instant trough removal. The government could do it but they wont, they are institutionally troughist bastards.
After the Olympics and Paralympics why not an Olympics for all those in the public sector who haven’t a real job but are getting a bloody good salary and pension anyway? Would the stadia be able to hold all the entrants though?
I hope Mother-of-the-Year Mrs Spelman won’t need to badger Dave to get her peerage. Or, perhaps, she IS going to “badger” Dave to get one, in another manner of spe*aking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger_game
Dave is such a fat poof that she’d probably have more luck if she got her well-endowed son involved.
Ask me if I give a shit.
Alright then, do you give a shit?
They’ve been sacked, and yet they still have to keep their gobs shut, otherwise Santa won’t come.
When they get into the house of lords, will they be allowed to say anything they feel like, or do they have more ways of making them not talk.
Money
If Spellman goes to HoL Dave will have another by-election on his hands
“At the start of the session the chief spokesman welcomed a new spokesman to their ranks, ‘someone I’m sure you all know from her work at the BBC.’
Yes, indeed, Shirin Wheeler, former expert on EU affairs for the BBC (for which work the European Parliament gave her a prize in 2008), has left journalism and joined the fab-u-lous low tax, high pay, fat pension, free Christmas (and more)travel life of a eurocrat. She is now the official spokesman for Commissioner Johannes Hahn, the Austrian in charge of regional policy”
http://synonblog.dailymail.co.uk/2012/09/from-bbc-eu-journaist-to-official-commission-spokesman.html
I like to shitlax.
The only way is Brown.
A more interesting question is what was he drinking when he decided to keep Gideon.
Not what was he drinking but what was in the drink
A more interesting question is why people believe all this bollocks. Since when were idle rumours facts?
A somewhat unconventional use of the word “interesting” there.
The words to describe the mess we are in are “cluster f*ck” ??!!
Per 33 below.
or would that be, cluster and f*ck ?
Would be better if the Gov’t attacked these dip sticks…..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19503451
This is not a Government Toonbob, it is a “regime” a regime that hate the British people, one that has no intention of helping the people.
“Predistribution is about saying, ‘We cannot allow ourselves to be stuck with permanently being a low-wage economy and hope that through taxes and benefits we can make up the shortfall.”
How can even left wing dumbasses ignore the glaring fact that it is the low-wage economies of the far east that are thriving while it is the molly-coddled, high-paid workers in the debt-ridden, high-spending, high-tax economies of the west that are floundering?
I suppose that wine makes a change from cannabis, both yield the same result for poor old Dave ,can’t make decisions, not sure if he is completely left or not,and having his strings pulled very sharply from other quarters. Dave is also anti British and anti white.
I have come across this before.
If you work for the benefit of the people then you keep off the pop when you are doing so.
Not only should the House of Commons be an alcohol free zone but Downing Street too.
Having alcohol anywhere near a computer is a recipe for disaster .