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Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
B1lly Blowjob, aka Kebab Time, will be refreshing his inbox nonstop till he gets it, and will then resume posting 10 million hours straight.
To be fair SC posts more than Kebab Time although I know what you mean.
i was the best posteringer on this websight but then i was bannered – its no’t fair
hmph
Dave is always shuffling about
Minister for Transport’s first job is to add more carriages to the gravy train
Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends always shunting about complete with the Fat Controller
At least that nasty grumpy Gordon is nowhere to be seen, probably rusting on some side line
Mind who owns this blog when you use expressions like the “Fat Controller”; some little boys may have grown up wanting to be Sir Topham Hatt. I mention no names.
the more you look at this government the more it looks like hitler’s germany
so long democracy
all privatised and in the hands of the few the good ship britannia SUNK TODAY
Your poontuation eet ztinks.
A bit more PC and hopeless than that. I’d prefer Sabine Bergmann-Pohl’s Deutsche Demokratische Republik
I’m behind.
Just a life of comings and goings eh Mark
“It takes a great deal of courage to be a burglar and a thief.”
I seem to remember their used to be someone in the public eye who was an expert on courage…
http://twitpic.com/arq2lt
Ed Miliband’s pre-distribution / predistribution multiple choice test. No credible answers from Labour though
Can I pre-distribute some coffee to anyone?
So am I.
You are short to be the big I am.
……..or beneath Guido, or beside Guido, or above Guido, or diagonally opposite Guido…….
‘with but not of’ Guido
or behind the eight ball for all we know
If one person was stood at the North pole and a Guido was stood at the South pole… (both taken as being on standard Greenwich Mean Time), discuss!.
They would be very cold
A very disappointing reply for your PHD coursework.
I’m off to extend my chicken coops. Can’t guarantee to create any new jobs though
Gideon: ‘I say Dave old chap, slow down, there’s another whopping great U turn on the horizon’
Dithering Dave: ‘What another… we’ll be disappearing up one’s own bottoms that this rate’
Gideon U don’t turn if you want to… the Coalition’s not for straight lines
Dithering Dave: Rah… Rah… Rah!
We are in an age of mass unemployment.
There are young people who have never had a job.
Therefore we must force the terminally ill and the chronically sick into the jobs market.
Only a person divorced from their basic humanity could implement such a decision.
And don’t try to tell me that the country can’t afford to look after the sick. There is plenty of money in this society.
Far worse unemployment rates in Eurozone countries and the U.S.
I have been a right of centre conservative for most of my adult life.
But the behaviour of the Bullingdon boys disgusts me
You’re not fooling anyone.
You’re a predictable red.
I note the comment from Matthew Parrish on the right hand side:
“…not so much like rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic as rearranging the sun-loungers on an increasingly aimless cruise around the Aegean.”
It’s such a pity that, behind that paywall, most of us are deprived of his intelligent comments. And if they won’t drop it, can’t he find somewhere else to regain his audience?
See, it’s been so long I’ve even forgotten his surname…
You could try buying the paper?