September 6th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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34 Comments

  1. 1
    Fuck off, B1llbo says:

    B1lly Blowjob, aka Kebab Time, will be refreshing his inbox nonstop till he gets it, and will then resume posting 10 million hours straight.

  2. 2
    IQ 100 says:

    Minister for Transport’s first job is to add more carriages to the gravy train

    • 18
      Forkbender says:

      Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends always shunting about complete with the Fat Controller

      • 19
        Forkbender says:

        At least that nasty grumpy Gordon is nowhere to be seen, probably rusting on some side line

      • 21
        Tay King-dePisse says:

        Mind who owns this blog when you use expressions like the “Fat Controller”; some little boys may have grown up wanting to be Sir Topham Hatt. I mention no names.

  3. 3
    Venu says:

    the more you look at this government the more it looks like hitler’s germany

    so long democracy

    all privatised and in the hands of the few the good ship britannia SUNK TODAY

  4. 4
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m behind.

  5. 5

    “It takes a great deal of courage to be a burglar and a thief.”

    I seem to remember their used to be someone in the public eye who was an expert on courage…

  6. 6
    Ed Dummyband LOTO says:

    http://twitpic.com/arq2lt

    Ed Miliband’s pre-distribution / predistribution multiple choice test. No credible answers from Labour though

  7. 9
    Mr Speaker says:

    So am I.

  8. 10
    Sir William Waad says:

    ……..or beneath Guido, or beside Guido, or above Guido, or diagonally opposite Guido…….

  9. 22
    National Socialist says:

    I’m off to extend my chicken coops. Can’t guarantee to create any new jobs though

  10. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Gideon: ‘I say Dave old chap, slow down, there’s another whopping great U turn on the horizon’

    Dithering Dave: ‘What another… we’ll be disappearing up one’s own bottoms that this rate’

    Gideon U don’t turn if you want to… the Coalition’s not for straight lines

    Dithering Dave: Rah… Rah… Rah!

  11. 24
    Disgusted Blue says:

    We are in an age of mass unemployment.

    There are young people who have never had a job.

    Therefore we must force the terminally ill and the chronically sick into the jobs market.

    Only a person divorced from their basic humanity could implement such a decision.

    And don’t try to tell me that the country can’t afford to look after the sick. There is plenty of money in this society.

  12. 25
    Disgusted Blue says:

    I have been a right of centre conservative for most of my adult life.

    But the behaviour of the Bullingdon boys disgusts me

  13. 27
    Educated person says:

    I note the comment from Matthew Parrish on the right hand side:
    “…not so much like rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic as rearranging the sun-loungers on an increasingly aimless cruise around the Aegean.”
    It’s such a pity that, behind that paywall, most of us are deprived of his intelligent comments. And if they won’t drop it, can’t he find somewhere else to regain his audience?


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