September 5th, 2012

PMQs Live Chat: Back to School Edition

We’re going old school. Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    pc probs

  3. 3
    illogical says:

    Poverty cuts Guido?

  4. 4
    suissebob says:

    “We’re going old school.”

    You mean you’re going on the piss.

  5. 5
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Feck off toenails

  6. 7
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Up Skinner you get.

  7. 8
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Jo Coburn looks very milfy today!!

  8. 9
    Kebab Time says:

    Cover it live change the cost of live chats before summer break i heard.

  9. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Cab we have the thumbs up thingy’s back?

  10. 11
    suissebob says:

    Snatach watcH!

  11. 12
    Brouhaha says:

    Feels like first day of big school, the local comprehensive, suddenly you’re with the big kids and it’s all a bit scary.

  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Yawn Olympics pat back fest

  13. 14
    Cameron's shoe shiner says:

    See if you can spot how shiny his shoes are

  14. 15
    illogical says:

    Empty vessels make the most noise

  15. 16
    Kebab Time says:

    Skinner , what a fool.

  16. 17
    suissebob says:

    Skinner’s a pathetic wanker.

  17. 18
    Kebab Time says:

    Good come back tho

  18. 19
    Steve Miliband says:


  19. 20
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Very milfyyyyyy! ND

  20. 21
    MrAngry61 says:

    Bercow’s back :-(

  21. 22
    Kebab Time says:

    no state funding ( no more)

  22. 23
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Thank god there will be no MichaelShite Tweats!!

  23. 24
    Hmm GLASNOST OR WHAT says:

    OH well back to Twitter…

  24. 25
    Steve Miliband says:


  25. 26
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Major Rug Muncher Alert on Oppo Front Bench!!

  26. 27
    MrAngry61 says:

    EM1: wasted question

  27. 28
    Kebab Time says:

    Cameron sounding like a big spending socialist.

    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      As always avoiding the questions. Ed’s doing well.

    • 74
      Archer Karcher says:

      That’s because Cameron is a big tax and spend, command and control socialist. His comeback lines to Militwat idiocy are basically “look I’m a better socialist than you, ya boo”.

  28. 29
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Chucka is looking gleaming/bronzed, bit too long on holiday!

  29. 30
    illogical says:

    Ed as bad as usual. Keep it up Ed

  30. 30
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Ned – Hee Haw Hee Haw

  31. 32
    MrAngry61 says:

    EM3: Why ask questions when he knows the answers?

  32. 33
    Kebab Time says:

    Labour were still blaming Thatcher 18 years after she left office.

  33. 34
    horehound says:

    Balls very quite must have been told to shut up

  34. 36
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning Peeps…

  35. 38
    Gary, W2 says:

    Milibland is so dull.

    Is this all he can manage?

  36. 40
    W.W. says:

    The boy Clegg looks like he is ready for topping himself.


  37. 41
    mwnciboo says:

    Anyone surprised that Nadine Dorries is still on the Tory benches and tolerated as a dissenter?

  38. 43
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Why is Peter Hain sitting next to Dave?

  39. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Scameron getting redder and redder.

  40. 45
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Miliband is actually shaking.

  41. 46
    B1lly Blowjob says:

    I’ve got a comment. Fuck off B1lly.

  42. 48
    BBC News Editor says:

    Blimey Ed give us something to work with, this is piss poor. As much as we love Labour and will support you between thin and thin, it’s hard to find two seconds worth using.

  43. 49
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Switz exports more stuff to China than the UK does.

  44. 50
    suissebob says:

    In a spirit of non-partisanship I would just like to say that both Ed Miliband and David Cameron are both complete and utter dicks.

    Fawkes, get you shit together and kill them all.

  45. 51
    horehound says:

    Ha ha OHDER, OHDER

  46. 52
    Anonymous says:

    How much are we paying these knobheads?

  47. 53
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Is cover it live dead and buried for you then, Guido?

  48. 54
    horehound says:

    I thought Geoffrey Robinson was dead

  49. 56
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ed, remind them I saved the world. Toot toot! Wibble.

  50. 57
    horehound says:

    Any politician that wears one of those badges on their jacket is a nob

  51. 58
    Cameron's underpants steamer says:

    No starch up his arse today. Steamed them bad boys to keep his bad boys snug

  52. 59
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Wirral families face the indignity of 42″ plasma and not 50″ and quarterpounders and not halfpounders.

  53. 60
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    OMG what is she wearing.

  54. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Is this bloody womens week or what? Fed up of listening to squawking harridans

  55. 63
    Legal alien says:

    Nicola Blackwood is rather hot.

  56. 64
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Dave’s polices produced the double dip? FFS.

    • 83 says:

      And Dave caused the same economic problems of poor growth, high unemployment, etc in Europe, the USA, China and everywhere else. Gordon saved the world. Dave has destroyed it.

  57. 65
    MrAngry61 says:

    Lots of planted questions…

  58. 67
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Inward investment from India? Time to switch off the aid then Dave.

  59. 70
    MrAngry61 says:

    327 new companies ‘greater than anything in history’? Plant.

  60. 71
    illogical says:

    Where are all the jocks today.? Salmond fishing

  61. 75
    suissebob says:

    ‘Legacy of the Olympics’

    Yeah, ask my 80+ year old parents about their council tax bill for the next twenty years.

    PS Saw some lightbulbs today, over ten frickin Euros, fuck me, ten Euros for a mercury filled piece of shit you can barely read by.

  62. 76
    moby dick says:

    wrong P.I.P getting talked about

    personal independant payment

  63. 78
    Steve Miliband says:

    Why aye

  64. 79
    MrAngry61 says:

    Very quiet chamber today!

  65. 81
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Me thinks Dave did quite well considering all the crap that could have been thrown at him :)

  66. 82
    Snaplegs says:

    Don’t get coverage of PMQs in BFBS land. Judging by the comments on here there isn’t likely to be anything of note on the news this evening

  67. 86
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Can’t that Liebour Totty speak properly?

  68. 87
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Sh’es half posh and half chav FFS!

  69. 89
    Helpful says:

    The reason for the surge in company formations is sole traders and partnerships incorporating to avoid 50% Income Tax, higher NIC and to benefit from Entrrepreneurs Relief when the company is wound up or sold.

  70. 95
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I do not think the use of the word “butch” is particularly Prime Ministerial .

  71. 96
    the savant says:

    cameron s had a re shuffle

    alex salmond has had a reshuffle

    ed miliipede wants a reshuffle but no one will move so he is forced to shuffle himself ….

    as in the five knuckle shuffle leading to a hand shandy

  72. 97
    robbie says:

    Phoney war until after Conference season

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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