PMQs Live Chat: Back to School Edition
We’re going old school. Comments in the comments please…
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Thanks Guido
G’day mate
Technology unravelling eh or Guido mini-me incapab;e of driving it?
pc probs
Poverty cuts Guido?
“We’re going old school.”
You mean you’re going on the piss.
Feck off toenails
Up Skinner you get.
Jo Coburn looks very milfy today!!
Yes, yes, yes!
Cover it live change the cost of live chats before summer break i heard.
Cab we have the thumbs up thingy’s back?
You rang?
Snatach watcH!
Feels like first day of big school, the local comprehensive, suddenly you’re with the big kids and it’s all a bit scary.
Yawn Olympics pat back fest
See if you can spot how shiny his shoes are
Empty vessels make the most noise
Yes, Balls shouting ‘wong wong wong’ sounds like roll call at a Beijing school.
Skinner , what a fool.
People who live in glass houses etc
Skinner’s a pathetic wanker.
Good come back tho
Minor?
Very milfyyyyyy! ND
Bercow’s back
no state funding ( no more)
Thank god there will be no MichaelShite Tweats!!
OH well back to Twitter…
Twat
Major Rug Muncher Alert on Oppo Front Bench!!
EM1: wasted question
Just getting going
Cameron sounding like a big spending socialist.
As always avoiding the questions. Ed’s doing well.
That’s because Cameron is a big tax and spend, command and control socialist. His comeback lines to Militwat idiocy are basically “look I’m a better socialist than you, ya boo”.
Chucka is looking gleaming/bronzed, bit too long on holiday!
Ed as bad as usual. Keep it up Ed
Ned – Hee Haw Hee Haw
EM3: Why ask questions when he knows the answers?
Labour were still blaming Thatcher 18 years after she left office.
Still doing it
ANd whose fault is that?
That’s because it was her fault… Destroyed this country…
Balls very quite must have been told to shut up
Morning Peeps…
Milibland is so dull.
Is this all he can manage?
The boy Clegg looks like he is ready for topping himself.
W.W.
Anyone surprised that Nadine Dorries is still on the Tory benches and tolerated as a dissenter?
Why is Peter Hain sitting next to Dave?
Scameron getting redder and redder.
He wants to punch Ned in the face, that is why!
So do I, doesn’t everyone?
W.W.
Miliband is actually shaking.
I’ve got a comment. Fuck off B1lly.
Blimey Ed give us something to work with, this is piss poor. As much as we love Labour and will support you between thin and thin, it’s hard to find two seconds worth using.
Switz exports more stuff to China than the UK does.
In a spirit of non-partisanship I would just like to say that both Ed Miliband and David Cameron are both complete and utter dicks.
Fawkes, get you shit together and kill them all.
Ha ha OHDER, OHDER
How much are we paying these knobheads?
Is cover it live dead and buried for you then, Guido?
I thought Geoffrey Robinson was dead
Hope not the F5 will be worn out.
Don’t know what happened there that should be the one above.
Ed, remind them I saved the world. Toot toot! Wibble.
Any politician that wears one of those badges on their jacket is a nob
No starch up his arse today. Steamed them bad boys to keep his bad boys snug
Wirral families face the indignity of 42″ plasma and not 50″ and quarterpounders and not halfpounders.
But on the positive its another trip to Strasbourg for the human rights lawyers
OMG what is she wearing.
Is this bloody womens week or what? Fed up of listening to squawking harridans
Nicola Blackwood is rather hot.
Is it the weather?
Don’t know, but would love to see her in a swim suit.
Dave’s polices produced the double dip? FFS.
And Dave caused the same economic problems of poor growth, high unemployment, etc in Europe, the USA, China and everywhere else. Gordon saved the world. Dave has destroyed it.
Lots of planted questions…
They get shoved up labour MPs’ asses.
arses please – lets maintain some standards here
Inward investment from India? Time to switch off the aid then Dave.
327 new companies ‘greater than anything in history’? Plant.
Where are all the jocks today.? Salmond fishing
‘Legacy of the Olympics’
Yeah, ask my 80+ year old parents about their council tax bill for the next twenty years.
PS Saw some lightbulbs today, over ten frickin Euros, fuck me, ten Euros for a mercury filled piece of shit you can barely read by.
wrong P.I.P getting talked about
personal independant payment
Why aye
Very quiet chamber today!
Bercow too fortunately
Me thinks Dave did quite well considering all the crap that could have been thrown at him
That’s because he’s so fucking butch – a real streetfighter.
Don’t get coverage of PMQs in BFBS land. Judging by the comments on here there isn’t likely to be anything of note on the news this evening
Can’t that Liebour Totty speak properly?
Sh’es half posh and half chav FFS!
The reason for the surge in company formations is sole traders and partnerships incorporating to avoid 50% Income Tax, higher NIC and to benefit from Entrrepreneurs Relief when the company is wound up or sold.
Is that you Ken Livingston?
No but it is the same planning; lots of professional firms been doing it over the last 18 months or so.
I do not think the use of the word “butch” is particularly Prime Ministerial .
cameron s had a re shuffle
alex salmond has had a reshuffle
ed miliipede wants a reshuffle but no one will move so he is forced to shuffle himself ….
as in the five knuckle shuffle leading to a hand shandy
Phoney war until after Conference season