September 5th, 2012

Guardian Calls Chris Grayling “a Cock”

Find out about the Guardian’s four-letter tirade…

…over on Media Guido


26 Comments

  1. 1
    Yorky says:

    Where I come from cock is not a swear word you southern poofter.

  2. 2
    Pollytwaddle says:

    He is? I wouldn’t know. I haven’t seen one of those in years!

  3. 3
    Cockney Sparrer says:

    Wotcha me old cock.

  4. 4
    Golly says:

    Mr Grayling was overlooked first time for the Cabinet because whilst in Opposition he had put his foot into it once or twice when giving interviews.

    Hopefully this l problem is now behind him .

  5. 7
    Cock o'the North says:

    I never fail tae read t’Grouniad

  6. 8
    George says:

    What does Butch mean? I heard Dave say that Ed Milimong was not butch enough. It’s not a word we use in thse parts.

    • 11
      annette curton says:

      Usually a reference to the manly looking one in a Lesbian relationship, perhaps they are confusing Butch with Macho, or perhaps not.

      • 12
        Mr Nobody says:

        Butch, macho… nobody could accuse Miliband of being either of those. He’s a bit of a joke, one of the reasons why Labour are not 30 points ahead by now, which is where they really ought to be.

      • 13
        Dyke watch says:

        Perhaps Dave was confused by the Eagle sister sat next to Ed.

      • 24
        headmistress says:

        The English language is so difficult – batch, bit ch, botch, butch.

        Take your pick.

    • 16
      SP4BS says:

      Interesting. We all know what Butch used to mean, but now theres a bit of a hint that its something to do with gay terminology.

      Its a word that currently swings both ways. Dave’s scriptwriters are playing games again.

  7. 9
    Fish says:

    Regarding Labour’s foghorn leghorn on Brillo’s DP programme.

    Is she thick or what?

    • 15
      Baron Hogwash says:

      Highly educated socialist dumb bell – compared to others on the labour benches, she is a genius.

      • 19
        Screeches,Shouts and Reeves. says:

        Oi! Is you all takin’ bout me again?
        i dun well good in me time in de labour party and now i is lookin good ta be ver next wimmin prime minister innit.

        so FARKY FARK OFF Tory scum.

  8. 17

    Always happy to see the Grauniad’s feather’s ruffled!

  9. 20
    Works both ways says:

    Tony Blair

    Age: 59

    App*arance: Evil, greedy c-unt

    Gordon Brown

    Age: 61

    App*arance: Mong faced c-unt

  10. 22
    A Cock says:

    I have already complained to Leveson about this outrage.


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