September 5th, 2012

D’Ancona Coins “BoJo-vians”


80 Comments

  1. 1
    Tuscan Tony says:

    hereby.

  2. 2
    Andrew Strauss says:

    Me ??

  3. 3
    jgm2 says:

    Hereby. Jesus.

  4. 4
    Hamish says:

    Yourself obviously. Can’t think of any others.

  5. 5
    jgm2 says:

    Bo-Jo-zzles?

  6. 6
    Kronos says:

    What list? Useless gits ‘r’ us?

  7. 7
    jgm2 says:

    Bo-Jo-ngles?

  8. 8
    Jimmy says:

    Here here.

  9. 9
    smoggie says:

    Bo-Jo-bs-r-us

  10. 10
    YorkshireLad says:

    A most excellent term. When will it enter the OED?

  11. 11
    jgm2 says:

    BoJo-ers. Sounds like ‘bodgers’. Might work.

  12. 12
    annette curton says:

    The Cult of Personality.

  13. 13
    bradgate says:

    Shagger Johnson has no chance. He has more skeletons in his cupboards than the BMA.

  14. 14
    jgm2 says:

    Shagger Johnson took London from under Labour’s nose. And held it.

    People like Boris. Except for the bedwetters. And, well, fuck ‘em.

  15. 15
    annette curton says:

    He would too.

  16. 16
    Observer says:

    Hereby. The Daily Star Sunday subs wouldn’t have let that through.

  17. 17
    smoggie says:

    So you’re saying he has no chance against Cameron and none against Miliband?

  18. 18
    St Augustine says:

    heresy.

  19. 19
    St Augustine says:

    Heresy. BeJazus.

  20. 20
    Fruity Metcalfe says:

    He’d beat both, despite all his faults and errors, he has the best relationship to ordinary punters on the street of any current politician. Even people who don’t vote Tory will listen to him, he would wipe the floor with Millibean, Dave will most likely lose to Millbean or have to form another coalition.

  21. 21
    Ming Campbell says:

    I have a following, they’re called ‘Mingers’

  22. 22
    St Augustine says:

    Heresy. Through is what the Daily Star Sunday subs wouldn’t have let that.

  23. 23
    Ed "Butch" Miliband says:

    CORBY,CORBY,CORBY,CORBY,CORBY.

    Here we go ,Here we go .

  24. 24
    illogical says:

    Urban dictionary assures me they should be called “Johnsons”

  25. 25
    Skinner v Cameron says:

  26. 26
    Baroness Warsi says:

    My loyal supporters are ‘Wassocks’

  27. 27
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Naturally, Mr Speaker, I have been working through the night on the formulations that will lead Britain into a prosperous and financially mauve future. My only companions during this lone vigil were nursey and Mr Pookey. I intend to do the same tomorrow night.

  28. 28
    Beast says:

    Fine
    Vote for him
    Nothing will change
    What we need is a decisive leader such as myself who has a penchant for lederhosen (I did once own a pair)

  29. 29
    Nick Clegg says:

    Mine are called ‘Cleggnuts’

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Sir William Waads says:

    Guido Fawkes?

  32. 32
    Ed Balls MP says:

    My huge fan base are all ‘Bollocks’

  33. 33
    Jon Bon Jovi says:

    “BoJovians.” I’ll have to think about that– not sure I like the sound of that. I may have to call in my lawyers. Stay tuned.

  34. 34
    Susan Kramer says:

    I’m a Minger!

  35. 35
    John Page says:

    On Daily Politics, Andrew Neil asked Shapps if the next leadership contest might be him v Boris.

    All Shapps could parry with was, “Naughty”.

    Draw your own conclusions!

  36. 36
    horehound says:

    Boris is a rare thing a popular tory, i can’t think of another, not one

  37. 37
    Gordon Brown says:

    My followers were called Donkeys with a red rosette

  38. 38
    Dithering 'Dave' says:

    Oh I say!!! That’s jolly bad form!! Why doesn’t he talk up my simply splendid Government – of sorts?

  39. 39
    David Miliband says:

    My followers are all bananas. That’s not what I call them, mind– it’s just that anyone who thinks I have a future whilst Brother Ed is still in there is obviously bananas.

  40. 40
    Ed Balls says:

    My followers are called Postal Voters

  41. 41
    dogsled says:

    The tories will never win Liverpool anyway so he might as well go for the leadership. You have to say he made a very good job of not ballsing up the Olympics.

  42. 42
    bradgate says:

    Thatcher, now that she is senile and doubly incontinent?

  43. 43
    Mr Bojangles says:

    me

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Zac Goldsmith, who’s going to take the Hundreds for him.

  45. 45
    Yvette the Wife says:

    Thank Stalin for those UKIP votes – my Ed would have lost to the hated Tory scumbag & would now not be in a position to implement his brilliant fiscal plan (Mk 2)

  46. 46
    Fashion editor says:

    Boris is the new black.

  47. 47
    Obama says:

    Well I certainly ain’t.

  48. 48
    Gordon Brown says:

    My followers are call the Brownies

  49. 49
    SP4BS says:

    I was vaguely amused by boris. But the endless adulation is getting rather wierd.

    I don’t quite get how he gets a free ride with everyone round here, he’s rather too interested in his own control and prepared to spend taxpayers money in odd places I really don’t think he should.

    He only became Mayor of London due to a bus grudge. He could have just learned to ride a bike better.

  50. 50
    Mr Bojangles says:

    forgot me link

  51. 51
    Forkbender says:

    You might as well get Stringfellow as leader they are both in the same league, why wasn’t Borus at work while the London Olympic ©® games were on, a bit like Haguey in his days as opposition PM, in did not work for Haguey but seemed to work for Borus, there must have someone or a few people doing his job, so exactly does Borus do?

  52. 52
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    I was on my feet cheering and pissing myself with laughter when Ed Miliband commented on the reshuffle as “the same old faeces and policies”

    It’s great to have some humour in the Commons.

  53. 53
    a cobra once bit cchuck and after 3 days of horrendous pain the cobra died says:

  54. 54
    Code blue says:

    Mr Pookey will be absent tonight.
    He needs to visit washy washy land in the spin-spin, Ok?

  55. 55
    Forkbender says:

    Borus tried his best

  56. 56
    Dennis Skinner says:

    I just need one more follower then they’ll be know as ‘4Skinners’

  57. 57
    Br5oadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    But not yet!

  58. 58
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    What UKIP needs is yet another upper class twit in charge who is all in favour of the EU, amnesties and higher immigration. That should definitely get everyone outside London deserting the Tory party.

    Don’t discourage BoJo.

  59. 59
    Forkbender says:

    Correction, Borus is not the Cons leader, yet

  60. 60
    Archer Karcher says:

    Mmmm, classy, jokes about the disabled. I thought you leftards were caring and compassionate? Obviously just another socialist lie then.

  61. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    Have you got a crayon?

  62. 62
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    I think people like Boris because he is the only effective opposition to Dave and Co.

  63. 63
    Some Twat up North says:

    and well deserved too.

    Horrible Horrible Hunt

  64. 64
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    De Pfefflel Johnson, Stanley Johnson, Allegra Johnson, Howard Johnson, Jack Johnson – that’s enough Johnsons (Ed).

  65. 65
    Yeah, right... says:

    Meanwhile, Ed Miliband has dismissed the reshuffle as ‘the same old faces’.

    He said this whilst sitting next to the fresh young faces of Ed Balls, Harriet Harman et al, apparently with a straight face and without the slightest trace of irony.

  66. 66
    Johnson Howard says:

    Leave me out of it.

  67. 67
    Archer Karcher says:

    Doesn’t matter one inch if Boris or Cameron or Miliband are in number 10, they all represent the same order of the day.
    I see Boris’ sister in law, has left the BBC and landed a plum job working for the EU Commission, plus ca change etc.

  68. 68
    St Augustine of Hippo says:

    Oh Lord give me irony but not yet!

  69. 69
    bradgate says:

    I’ve heard you can smell her 3 streets away.

  70. 70
    Samuel Johnson says:

    When a man is tired of Johnsons, he is tired of life; for there is in Johnsons all that life can afford.

  71. 71
    Archer Karcher says:

    Those UKIP votes were offered to Dave on a silver platter, he chose to say piss off.
    As usual, a thundering error of judgement by Mister ‘consistently wrong’ Cameron. The rest is history.

  72. 72
    No hope fringe parties says:

    What UKIP really needs is an elected MP. But that’s never going to happen, is it?

  73. 73
    Archer Karcher says:

    Much like Miliband’s “new generation” are all washed up hacks, yes men and spivs from the Bliar / Braun years.
    Suitably sprinkled of course, with a couple of NuLabour, Common Purpose newcomers, for a little token ‘fresh’ sparkle.

  74. 74
    Archer Karcher says:

    I prefer Johanson, the Scarlett one.

  75. 75

    “Bojovians”? Hooba Hooba HooHoo, Hooba Hooba Hooba HooHoo

  76. 76
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Bozzanauts?

  77. 77
    Tom Tomos says:

    I’m in.

  78. 78
    John Bellingham says:

    I seem to recall that Boris promised everyone a BMW and wives with bigger breasts if they voted conservative!

  79. 79
    David Cameron says:

    My followers are all cats.

  80. 80
    Mrs Havisham says:

    I don’t think Boros could win outside of London – even in London his win over Livingstone was narrow. On the other hand Cameron did not win either, despite Gordon Brown’s unpopularity.


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