September 4th, 2012

Tweets of the Reshuffle


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    It was *great* .

  2. 2
    Dave the Mouse says:

    Twittershuffle, is so much easier than looking people in the eye.

  3. 3
    a non says:

    Don’t give up the day job Guido.
    If the above are prime examples of journalistic humour they have a long way to go. Edinburgh may have its “fringe” but Fleet Street and the blogging world definately takes the cringe prize

  4. 4
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Bastards,every one of them.

    Troughing scumbags.

  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    About as accurate as the Football transfer gossip – kite flying and fatuous crap.

    Twitter, 140 characters in search of some meaning.

  6. 6
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Cameron’s “new” Cabinet.

    All-White, All-Male, All-Very Rich, All-Very Right Wing.

    They will get hammered at every by election between now and the General Election.

    I just can’t wait for the verdict from Corby.

  7. 7
    Frankie says relax says:

  8. 8
    B1lly Blowjob is a tosswank says:

    Take that kebab and shove it up your arse, B1llbo.

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m reshuffling my cabinet of egg soldiers. It’s the right thing to do.

  10. 10
    LoL says:

    From the Telegraph:

    16.36 pm No 10 has said that overall, the bill for ministerial pay will not rise.

    Can this be true?

  11. 11
    Nick Herbert says:

    I’ve had enough of this bollocks.

  12. 12
    Jimmy says:

    What part of “No 10 has said” did you not understand?

  13. 13
    Geo says:

    tweets mostly not funny … sad … or a little bit strained. Best comments:

    Iain Duncan Smith was offered a job at Justice but refused to take it. Therefore his benefits should be cut.—
    Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) September 04, 2012

    Christ, not Northern Ireland. #reshuffle—
    Peter Mannion ‘MP’ (@PeterMannionMP) September 04, 2012

  14. 14
    Geo says:

    only fair … matches your shadow cabinet of all useless, all treacherous, all very rich, all likely to sell the UK and its people down the river in favour of foreigners

  15. 15
    Theresa April, Home Secretary says:

    I have just given a wonderful interview to Eddie Mair on the PM programme.

    I think I will promote myself.

    I deserve it.

    I fully support everything David has done.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Remind me who you are.

  17. 17
    watcher says:

    Big day tomorrow Ed. PMQs
    New Nose?
    New blank sheet of paper?
    Must we expect an Ed and Ed love in?
    Guessing you will miss an open goal within 5 minutes.
    Be happy there is as yet no confirmation of a live blog to compound your failings.

  18. 18 says:

    Ken Clarke, that’s justice for you.

  19. 19
    A M says:

    But nothing for Danny Boyle.

    Why not the NHS job?

  20. 20
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    “All-Very Right Wing”

    Clearly you haven’t a clue what right wing is. What a dunce.

  21. 21
    Ring Binders says:

    You can see why teenagers think twitter is no longer cool

  22. 22
    Bring Back Artex Swirls says:

    They are a diverse bunch no matter what anybody says.

    Some of them are also thieves and liars.

  23. 23
    What is happening to our country! says:

  24. 24
    Fish says:

    Is Ed still alive?

    Haven’t heard a peep from him for a couple of months. I reckon he’s been hiding under the stairs, while all those competitors at the Olympics have been COMPETING and EXCELLING and WINNING THINGS. ELITE COMPETITORS, Ed…WINNING PRIZES.

    Some people went home with NOTHING, Ed ’cause they weren’t as good as the WINNERS.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    There are billions worth of contracts in NHS. Can we trust him not to negotiate in the same way he was negotiating with Rupert. What is going to happen to all these fu*ked up PPI contracts?

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    It took Brown 13 years to fu*k this economy, it took Osborne / Cameron only months. Also, Osborne will borrow much more in 5 years than Brown borrowed in 13 years.

    Now Brown is not running this country, these idiots are.

  27. 27

    Christine Lagarde shakes her head and allegedly says “policies I said, p o l i c i e s not people”

    While Nigel Farage says, “Oh yes baby the next election is mine!”

  28. 28
    Oh yes I have says:

    I’ve missed seeing haggy Harriet in her cowhide attire, nodding like one of those dogs in the bag of chavvy cars.
    Surely she or Jack bought the suit from a disreputable Pantomime troupe?

  29. 29
    Unfunny Boil says:

    You’d think he’d get something as Channel 4 is cutting ties with him.

  30. 30
    Moscow Mike Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I am bitterly disappointed that I have not been promoted to the cabinet, which I richly deserved. My boys in Portsmouth are also bitterly disappointed as are the immigrants, the top council officers and the Lodge. Boaz.

  31. 31
  32. 32
    Jimmy says:

    Guido has a day job?

    Well done!

  33. 33
  34. 34
    Jimmy says:

    Give them a chance

  35. 35
    Jimmy says:

    Sorry about snapping, I’m under a lot of pressure.

  36. 36
    Vladimir Putin says:

    I am also disappointed for you Handy as is Bob Mugabe. Boaz.

  37. 37
    Woodie says:

    you twat

  38. 38
    Woodie says:

    Brown along with the bbc broadcasting his lies and untruths

    why did the tories not get reelected? the debt bubble allowed brown to spout tory cuts versus liebour investment and it worked a treat

    he also ended boom and bust by deregulating the banks and pump priming the economy for 10 years

    tax take can fall very quickly

    public spending cannot be cut very quickly

    I agree the osborne plan is crap (basically a trimmed down liebour plan) and should have been much more right wing.

    the economy was growing in 2009/10 because of massive liebour gov spending and massive QE (the biggest of the lot)

    you cannot put it right in 2 years

  39. 39
    Jimmy says:

    I totally agree.

  40. 40
    Jimmy says:

    Jimmy does not do “lol”. Try and stay in character.

  41. 41
    Most dick says:

    The biggest cull of women since Raquel Welch One Million Years B.C.

  42. 42
    Double-glazing Taster says:

    Frankie Boyle, still not funny.

    Good tax planning though.

  43. 43
    headmistress says:


  44. 44
    headmistress says:

    … and when did Theresa have her (his?) sex change op?

  45. 45
    Fatso in the Mirror says:

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    See Kate Middleton Topless Pictures Here @

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