September 4th, 2012

Michael Green Appointed Party Chairman

Though cleared by Sir Bob Kerslake of any wrongdoing last night, Grant Shapps still has some questions to answer about his alter-ego Michael Green. There will be plenty more scrutiny coming his way now.

No news on what has happened to Fallon yet…


  1. 1
    Harriet Harman! says:


  2. 2
    Warsi says:

    Is cuz Dave thinks I’m foreign?

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Respect Candidate stands down over Galloway comments >

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Who is Michael Green? Is this an injoke?

  5. 5
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Blimey! A fecking used car salesman who has to use an alias or two in his dodgy business goings on.

  6. 6
    John says:

    Dept of Health website already has Jeremy Hunt in place as of 12.36 …. Transport still lagging in reporting on Pat McLoughlin..

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Does he think he is a women?

  8. 8
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    An alias used by this dickhead (Shapps) when indulging in iffy online business.

  9. 9
    AveubenBorisised? says:

    Fallon as in Fall On sword?

  10. 10
    It's the way I tell them. says:

    I suppose this means Little Sarah Teather is now free to persue her long held ambition to be a stand up comedian.

  11. 11
    Grant Michael Shapps Green says:

    This is a matter for my wife.

    I barely know the woman.

  12. 12
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Or a short order cook.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Well, if she’s going spare I’m sure someone can find a use for her.

  14. 14
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    STFU biatch and get me a sammich.

  15. 15
    JadedJean says:


    Michael Green….a good Je’wish pseudonym.

  16. 16
    Some Twat up North says:

    Do we really care?

    Does it make any difference?

    Are they all Hunts?

  17. 17 says:

    Grant Shapps? Sounds like something you would order in the pub.

  18. 18
    Knob jockey says:

    Do you need to ask?

  19. 19
    dna says:

    Does Business sectretary Cable realise small business is morphing into anti fragile organisations?

    Industrial distribution giants are being eaten alive as they lose control of supply chains and are being crushed under the weight of overheads and shackled with pre internet angency agreements

  20. 20
    In The Know says:

    Grant Shapps is a smooth operator and will do well, his electoral seat isn’t the safest though.

  21. 21
    Knob jockey says:

    Smooth as a bucket of shit.

  22. 22
    The public says:

    David Cameron keeping Baroness Warsi anywhere near government is a disgrace. The man is a prize fool.

    If she is unfit to run the Tory party, which this sleazy woman is, then she is also unfit to do any more leeching on the public purse at all and should have been booted out on her rear.

    I have no idea who any of the other medicrities involved in this reshuffle are, but no doubt we will find out a mere fraction of the dirt on them eventually, after it is way too late.

  23. 23
    Sir William Waad says:


    Seb Flugelhorn becomes Minister Without Briefs, Pat Answer leaves the Ministry of Departments to join the Department of Ministries, Billie O’Naire becomes Secretary of State at Department for Largesse and Bill Stickers goes to Waitrose.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Michael Green as in head of Carlton Plc, David Cameron’s former employer? Is that where Mr & Mrs Schnapps got the name from?

  25. 25
    Do the shuffle says:

    He’s a time share tycoon who donated a lot of money to the Liberal Democrats, I think.

  26. 26
    brown-dog says:

    He was also leader of the B’nai B’rith Youth Organization. I wonder what name he used then?

  27. 27
    Spinal Damage says:

    Another self serving idiot.

  28. 28
    Spinal Damage says:

    Dodgy dealings of a minister with his snout firmly in the trough.

  29. 29
    moby dick says:

    “its the night of the short knifes”

    every cabinet post survives

  30. 30
    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    More like the nail files..

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