Afternoon Reshuffle Latest
Harvey, Burstow and Teather Out
As reported last night LibDem health minister Paul Burstow has been sacked:
Am told Paul Burstow's got the chop.—
Alex Wickham (@Wickham_A) September 03, 2012
Nick Harvey has announced he is leaving as Armed Forces minister, with the MoD now turning entirely Tory. Norman Lamb gets the health job he has always wanted, while Jo Swinson replaces him at BIS. Sarah Teather is leaving the government to fight for her seat. She’s not laughing now…
Meanwhile the first meeting of Dave’s new cabinet will be held tomorrow afternoon. Pull up some extra chairs…
Meanwhile, Assange’s mates loose their money. ‘Scuse me while I split my sides…ha..ha.ha bleedin’ ha.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/wikileaks/9519767/Julian-Assanges-backers-lose-200000-bail-money.html
Lose
Ha ha ha ha ha ha……
oh shut up you book learning pedant
it s anal retentives like you that by dint of the stiff upper lip and the even stiffer sphincter muscle lost us the Empire
Are you MICHAEL Fish — if so when is the next force 15 hurricane not coming our way ??
I can assure you that there are no hurricanes on the way. You can take my word for it.
***chortle***
The guy has been stitched up.
Will the Faith Minister be leading Prayers at cabinet meetings?
Depends if he s a Muslim or not — cos sure as “someone” made little green apples nobody else prays any more — at least since Malcolm Muggeridge passed .
Nowadays they refer to the Faithbook, I suppose?
We pray.
Gove is the only one who seems to know what he is doing. The rest are lost iiiiiiiin spaaaaaace.
Gove is nothing more than a Murdoch apologist.
So are nearly 3 million readers who read the Sun and SoS.
oh … we should give him the Hunts old job then
No true.
He also passes lots of public assets our way.
One day Rupes will give him the reward he deserves.
Though obviously he has to make sure laws doesn’t give away too much to the LibDem Donors List.
What a complete load of Tosh. Wastes of space replaced by other wastes of space, under the ‘control’ of the waste of space in Chief.
They haven’t just moved the deckchairs, they have built some more.
They haven’t just moved the deckchairs, they have built some more.
If there are going to be few more ministers in the cabinet I assume that means public spending will increase alongside more borrowing and more debt.
So much for cuts
So much for cun*ts
Quality has to be paid for.
My deck is always well greased – it allows deckchairs slide up and down it.
It’s good to see Gove still left in place to continue the good work but bad news that both Pickles is still in local government where he has not made a fantastic impression and that Warsi is well still there.
I am staying put for the tea and biscuits and so is my business partner.
LOL…you mean the Gimp who has in two years alienated every single parent and teacher in the land. He is universally despised on the ground. Liked by the Tory grandees, but that is to be expected from people who have never had a sense of reality.
The Free school nonsense is a failure, less than 70 exist, and most of them are either former Independent schools who are now getting state cash, or tiny one class schools for ultra faith loons.
The academy programme is in disarray, and exam results have caused outcry.
Furthermore, he is one embarrassing plonker when he speaks, the public whine whether he is on TV or radio. If you think the Gimp is your savour, you have lost the plot.
And he looks like Pob!
I’m a parent and I agree with Gove..
A man who can piss off a whole generation of whingeing parents, leftie teachers, and pseudo-scientific ‘education researchers’ can’t be all bad … indeed, he sounds like a PM-in-waiting to me.
+100, especially Snoddie in his new Persona.
Good thinking Basil dearie.
Go for it.
When Michael Gove and Toby Young talked about Free Schools I wonder where they got their gall from, as that’s all that’s talking. Free Schools will be allowed to select their intakes we are told, and then they’ll be saying that they’re wonderful teaching environments. It’s like saying that if one can attract everyone over 7′ tall to your basket ball team you’ll have a great basket ball training environment! We truly live in a mad country ‘run by’ mad-hatters, and there’s no effective treatment.
Quite right – can’t have all this elitism with bright kids running about all over the place getting themselves a proper education.
Not what he said.
Wanker.
she could become the minister for handmaidens and concubines i e promotion to Chief Cabinet Procurer
All Guido, and his fellow neo nuts scoops in Full.
Do the Family Fortunes “Knur Knur” after each.
Warsi to go
Strauss to Corby
Strauss to Sports ministry.
No 3rd runway.
Nick Boles Is Normal
Lol, insider trading not what it was.
LOL…Well Guido did “work” in The City
The public don’t give a fuck. The whole moronic lot are hurtling into a brick wall built by their own ignorance and ineptitude.
The big problem is politicians don’t give a fuck either.
Oh yes the do, but only about themselves.
Look up NPD and APD and the traits of psychopathy.
I rethemble that wemark!
That’s right.
In the 50s, 60s or 70s people were aware of quite a large number of politicians because most of them believed in something and made a difference, so a reshuffle actually meant something.
Now they’re all the same and thieiving c’unts only looking out for themselves and their rich mates so no-one gives a shit
*yawns – turns over and goes back to sleep*
is this due to the time difference catty
He’s probably as bored as the rest of us with your moronic offerings.
Still time for a quick game of Happy Families.
Or Snap!
Snipes!
Poke her face.
makes a change from poke her bowels
He was a character and no mistake.
Is that it then? Cameron shouldn’t have bothered with the re-shuffle as we seem to be getting more of the same wet tossers we had before.
This tells you Cameron isn’t bothered about going for a second term in power and he’ll be solely responsible for subjecting us to another term of “Hard Labour” in 2015.
To paraphrase Henry the Second ” IS ONE WHO WILL RID US OF THIS TURBULENT TOSSER?”
has sarah been finally teathered ?
Or have we gone the whole ” hog ” and tied her up
No sign of that oily twat Fallon in government.
And to see Lansley chucked out – one of the happiest days of my life.
Reshuffle (noun)
(1) an empty fanfare sounded to announce the decision to fill the same sewer using a slightly different set of anuses;
(2) a sliding-tile puzzle operated by a charlatan for the benefit of frauds, to which there is no satisfactory solution.
Everyone at Defence is a Tory?
This means we’re going to lose a war.
Lions led by knob jockeys.
Is there no chance Cameron could hold together a minority government? The Great Salmondo manages it in the land of the hairy kneed unpleasure loving sugar dependent fat barstewards in the North. surely even Dave nice but dim could do it too. Boot the Lube-dems and have an actual bona fide Tory government.
Well said, Boz!