September 3rd, 2012

Where’s Warsi? Not in CCHQ for Much Longer…


  1. 1
    I thought says:

    She was alright.

  2. 2
    B1lly Blowjob says:

    Fuck off, B1lly.

  3. 3
    Sad Warsi says:

    I’m going to console myself with a bowl of halal vegetarian lamb risotto.

  4. 4
    Glyn H says:

    Far to slow an exit for a trougher! Reminiscent of that awful squarking Julie Kirkbride and her nasty husband – had to be pushed as not the honour to resign gracefully when caught. Wheres Uddin? Does not seem to be facing a judge yet!

  5. 5
    al-Sherif William al-Waad says:

    Sayeeda Warsi
    Became quite arsy.
    “It’s so unfair!
    I’m not in the Chair!”

  6. 6
    She's just not very bright says:

    The problem with Warsi is that she’s not so much an intellectual lightweight but dim as a lightbulb from 1932. I cringe every time she’s on TV, each occasion showing how out of her depth she is.

  7. 7
    the savant says:

    yeah but she s still a good lay

    and have you seen her sister

    three in a bed with those two ….

    milf heaven !!!

  8. 8
    Baroness Eeewdin says:

    My Labour gang are protecting me.

  9. 9
    Jon Craig at the supermarket says:

    So I’m here doing my weekly grocery shopping, and I’m picking up some vegetables, and there’s the duty manager… “MR SMITH, HOW ARE THE TOMATOES TODAY?!”… Mr Smith there, the duty manager on his way to the bakery aisle. So I’m now moving to the freezer section to look at the pizzas, and here’s store assistant Jamal… “JAMAL! ANY OF THOSE GOODFELLAS DEEP PAN FAMILY SIZE PEPPERONIS IN?!!”… Jamal saying hello there. Doesn’t look like there’s any Goodfellas pizzas. So I’m now going to the confectionary aisle, and here’s the store general manager… “MR CLARK!! ARE YOU GOING TO ANNOUNCE ANY NEW BUY ONE GET ONE FREE OFFERS TODAY?! MR CLARK?!”… No reply from the manager as he walks off.

  10. 10
    SP4BS says:

    Sounds very moderate.

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    So have they told you who you’ll be reporting to yet?

  12. 12
    Mr Smithson says:

    Great news.

    i had a handy touch on Warsi at 7/1 to go,all I’m waiting for now is that LD Scottish Secretary,Michael More,for a handy double.

  13. 13
    JH says:

    Fuck off to one of the Labour blogs if you want to read a lines-to-take dissemination service Jimmy.

    They are fucking excruciating, and you know it.

  14. 14
    Umbongo Umbongo, They Drink it in the Congo says:

    She’ll be back, a trougher never goes far from the feed. Her Eastern Sky Fairy faith and gender will ensure that Cameroon gives her a ‘second chance’ to make more cash and spout utter shit.

  15. 15
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Good riddens to the liberal useless gobshite trough munching cow.

  16. 16
    SP4BS says:

    If you want your religion to come from further west, which would you like: Mormon, rastafari, african animism?

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Take my word for it Savant,those 2 are not as heavenly as you imagine but,if it turns you on,keep dreaming.

  18. 18
    annette curton says:

    If you must I think the Druids had the right idea, their Green credentials are unsurpassed, and the sun shines on everybody.

  19. 19
    keredybretsa says:

    About time too!

  20. 20
    Basil says:

    Don’t Mensch’n the Warsi.

  21. 21
    Dobbie says:

    Who proposed her in the first place for Chairman? He/she needs a good kicking.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    I see the stupid green bitch has decided to concentrate on Brighton. No doubt to dream up some more money for windmills. I had the misfortune to need a car park there less than a month ago. Would you believe four quid an hour?

  23. 23
    I am not answerable to the money grubbing Edinburgh socialists arsewipes says:

    Good riddance

  24. 24
    National Socialist says:

    If that uber-Hunt Lansley loses his job tomorrow I will be happiest person alive

  25. 25
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Fallon on the BBC at the moment. What a Tory cocksucker.

  26. 26
    National Socialist says:

    My post has been changed to ‘uber-Hunt’ That wasn’t what I typed.

  27. 27
    Vazoline says:

    Such an excellent Party Chairman who gives her support to people with a similar background to me.

  28. 28
    Howzat says:

    They wheel him out on every occasion – he should be “Minister of Defence for the Tory Party”. It used to be Rifkind doing this sort of thing – or Stephen Pound-For-A-Penny interview.

  29. 29
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    It sickened me to listen to the sycophantic Hunt. Can’t he think for himself?

  30. 30
    Montagu Python says:

    What a silly bunt

  31. 31
    Pseudo arguments watch says:

    This “sky fairy” straw argument is not very impressive. No one believes in a God who lives in the Sky . Prick.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    The sooner this silly bitch is out the better.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    He should be out as well.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Prediction: Cameron will mess this up spectacularly. Warsi, Hunt, and Clarke should be out – they are wrecking Tory prospects for 2015. The new promotions will all be the wishy washy poncy Tories that Cameron is besotted with. He will also make sure his old pal Laws is back.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Warsi out! – the worst Tory chairman ever (and that`s saying something!)

  36. 36
    Christina Odonetouchmetheredaddy says:

    “God has looked down from heaven upon the sons of men” – Psalm 53
    and similar in several other places in that bumper book of bollox.

    Pretty concrete, for a straw argument.

  37. 37
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    C u n t !!! I typed c u n t.

  38. 38
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Surely May should be number 1 in front of the firing squad?

  39. 39
    Sir William Waad says:

    But Heaven isn’t the sky. Didn’t they teach you nothing?

  40. 40
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Baroness Waris, where’s Jimmy Je*well?

  41. 41
    Bernard Manning says:

    Nice to see ethnics being held to the same standards as the rest of us.

  42. 42
    TomCatesby says:

    Does this mean she will have more time to spend with her fami…, in court now along with Uddin etc?

  43. 43
    Occasional comments says:

    Who gives a fuck. The Tories have done so many u turns since forming the shambles of a goverment that they should be called the roundabout party as they just go round in circles.

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