September 3rd, 2012

Where’s Warsi? Not in CCHQ for Much Longer…

Not too late to call for The Miner


  1. 1
    I thought says:

    She was alright.

  2. 3
    Sad Warsi says:

    I’m going to console myself with a bowl of halal vegetarian lamb risotto.

  3. 4
    Glyn H says:

    Far to slow an exit for a trougher! Reminiscent of that awful squarking Julie Kirkbride and her nasty husband – had to be pushed as not the honour to resign gracefully when caught. Wheres Uddin? Does not seem to be facing a judge yet!

  4. 5
    al-Sherif William al-Waad says:

    Sayeeda Warsi
    Became quite arsy.
    “It’s so unfair!
    I’m not in the Chair!”

  5. 6
    She's just not very bright says:

    The problem with Warsi is that she’s not so much an intellectual lightweight but dim as a lightbulb from 1932. I cringe every time she’s on TV, each occasion showing how out of her depth she is.

  6. 9
    Jon Craig at the supermarket says:

    So I’m here doing my weekly grocery shopping, and I’m picking up some vegetables, and there’s the duty manager… “MR SMITH, HOW ARE THE TOMATOES TODAY?!”… Mr Smith there, the duty manager on his way to the bakery aisle. So I’m now moving to the freezer section to look at the pizzas, and here’s store assistant Jamal… “JAMAL! ANY OF THOSE GOODFELLAS DEEP PAN FAMILY SIZE PEPPERONIS IN?!!”… Jamal saying hello there. Doesn’t look like there’s any Goodfellas pizzas. So I’m now going to the confectionary aisle, and here’s the store general manager… “MR CLARK!! ARE YOU GOING TO ANNOUNCE ANY NEW BUY ONE GET ONE FREE OFFERS TODAY?! MR CLARK?!”… No reply from the manager as he walks off.

  7. 11
    Jimmy says:

    So have they told you who you’ll be reporting to yet?

    • 13
      JH says:

      Fuck off to one of the Labour blogs if you want to read a lines-to-take dissemination service Jimmy.

      They are fucking excruciating, and you know it.

  8. 12
    Mr Smithson says:

    Great news.

    i had a handy touch on Warsi at 7/1 to go,all I’m waiting for now is that LD Scottish Secretary,Michael More,for a handy double.

  9. 14
    Umbongo Umbongo, They Drink it in the Congo says:

    She’ll be back, a trougher never goes far from the feed. Her Eastern Sky Fairy faith and gender will ensure that Cameroon gives her a ‘second chance’ to make more cash and spout utter shit.

    • 16
      SP4BS says:

      If you want your religion to come from further west, which would you like: Mormon, rastafari, african animism?

      • 18
        annette curton says:

        If you must I think the Druids had the right idea, their Green credentials are unsurpassed, and the sun shines on everybody.

    • 31
      Pseudo arguments watch says:

      This “sky fairy” straw argument is not very impressive. No one believes in a God who lives in the Sky . Prick.

      • 36
        Christina Odonetouchmetheredaddy says:

        “God has looked down from heaven upon the sons of men” – Psalm 53
        and similar in several other places in that bumper book of bollox.

        Pretty concrete, for a straw argument.

    • 40
      Trahison des Clercs says:

      Baroness Waris, where’s Jimmy Je*well?

  10. 19
    keredybretsa says:

    About time too!

  11. 22
    Anonymous says:

    I see the stupid green bitch has decided to concentrate on Brighton. No doubt to dream up some more money for windmills. I had the misfortune to need a car park there less than a month ago. Would you believe four quid an hour?

  12. 23
    I am not answerable to the money grubbing Edinburgh socialists arsewipes says:

    Good riddance

  13. 24
    National Socialist says:

    If that uber-Hunt Lansley loses his job tomorrow I will be happiest person alive

  14. 25
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Fallon on the BBC at the moment. What a Tory cocksucker.

  15. 27
    Vazoline says:

    Such an excellent Party Chairman who gives her support to people with a similar background to me.

  16. 32
    Anonymous says:

    The sooner this silly bitch is out the better.

  17. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Prediction: Cameron will mess this up spectacularly. Warsi, Hunt, and Clarke should be out – they are wrecking Tory prospects for 2015. The new promotions will all be the wishy washy poncy Tories that Cameron is besotted with. He will also make sure his old pal Laws is back.

  18. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Warsi out! – the worst Tory chairman ever (and that`s saying something!)

  19. 43
    Occasional comments says:

    Who gives a fuck. The Tories have done so many u turns since forming the shambles of a goverment that they should be called the roundabout party as they just go round in circles.

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