September 3rd, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1

    Nick Clegg?

    I wish someone would…

  2. 2
    JH says:

    What a waste of pixels.

    To be fair though, I bet R&M spent ages trying to draw his hands.

    E+ for effort.

  3. 3
    The Tories are fucked says:

    An advert for free schools if ever I saw one

  4. 4
    Pundit too too says:

    I am building my castle in Spain and it should be finished by 2015.

  5. 5
    smoggie says:

    Bloody Hell, it looks like Cyril Smith.

  6. 6
    Popeye says:

    Who is it??

  7. 7
    Lou Scannon says:

    This guy ???

    I’ll have whatever you’re on. ;)

  8. 8
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Not a bad impression of Jedward !

  9. 9
    Mad frankies older sister says:

    Why do inflict this on us.? Do you hate us that much?

  10. 10
    Tony says:

    Who the fuck does he think he is, Desmond Tutu?

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck is THAT?

  12. 12
    a non says:

    Difficult to recognise Prince Hárry with his clothes on these days.

  13. 13
    Kebab Time says:

    What has Danny Alexander got to do with anything?

    Oh and Aussie minister keeps here word on Olympic bet >

  14. 14
    Backwoodsman says:

    Its subliminal advertising. Look in the corner and you’ll probably find a link to one of those ‘improve your brain’ web sites.
    Anyway, I think its that ‘straight choice’ chap, the one that likes it up the Khyber, Simon Hughes, or is it Chris the dodgy driver, the one that likes toms ? All these limpdims look so alike, must be some sort of deviancy gene they have.

  15. 15
    Inspector Clouseau says:

    Aha ! The yellow tie is a clue :

  16. 16
    Raving Loon says:

    I’ve got nothing, who is it?

  17. 17
    Dubya says:

    Hey Tone, who is this Tutu guy saying we missunderestimated the WMDs?

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    The news of Mr Clegg’s demise would come as a relief no doubt to Mr “Jake” Cameron (the man with the extra Clegg).

    OTT, any chance of us having a “trotters in the trough” of high earning totally incompetent civil servants Guido, following on Francis Maude’s initiative? A league table of bureaucratic incontinence/incompetence would surely have to start at DTI?

  19. 19
    Gideon says:

    Go and fxxk yourself for a bit while I abandon the Planning Regs. and shit all over the green belts and countryside.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Though not a bad cartoon and the brown head of hair suits, although for a man with his head so far up the Tory Party’s backside you forgot to show the blue rinse.

  21. 21
    Widescreen2010 says:

    No, I don’t have any idea either.
    Is it a footballer?

  22. 22
    The Dickhead in Downing Street says:

    It is essential to cover the countryside with concrete in our to house our cultural enrichers.

  23. 23
    Back to school says:

    If a man were to say that, for the good of all, muslim culture should be in a muslim country.
    Is he being:

    A. Religionist.
    B. Culturist
    C. Sensible

  24. 24
    Maybe says:

    The bastard love child of Alex Salmond and Nick Clegg.

  25. 25
    Question says:

    Which poor bugger’s hands are they?

  26. 26
    Sensible Simon says:

    I wish Nick Clegg all the best. And then all the worst. Back and forth.

  27. 27
    Liarpoliticians says:

    I have very low interest in this… just like George Osborne does when he admits the abnormal low UK interest rates are for defrauding the UK taxpayers, to give to FRAUDSTER banks.

  28. 28
    Hugh Janus says:

    Hadn’t realised that Max Headroom was in politics.

  29. 29
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Only an E+, I demand a re-mark as it would have been a higher mark before the summer holiday.

  30. 30
    Dilly Dave, Dithering in Drowning Street says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! Now hear this!!!!

    As you we start a new term in Parliament, I intend to renew and revitalise my Presidency, – I mean Premiership!

    And first and foremost, it means I raise my invaluable Nick to new levels of importance and influence.

    And secondly, that I take my RIGHTFUL place as the true Son and Heir to Phoney B£iar, – and therefore Lead the £ieBore Party!

    Enough of my shilly-shallying!

    Ta££y Ho to the Wind Farms!!!!

  31. 31
    TY says:

    Oh yes!

  32. 32
    Forkbender says:

    They are only as good as their leadership, if the general is rubbish, his army is rubbish, crap promotes crap, are they one of us? etc

  33. 33
    gramma says:

    Although the dialogue is meant to give a clue I am lost. Obviously somebody from the Liberals / Lib dems.
    A hybrid of Nick and Vince?
    Herman Munster?

  34. 34
    Office Boy says:

    Either from the Munsters or the Adams family. I can never yell them apart.

  35. 35
    Synic says:

    All religions are elaborate fantasies that cause wars. They are a curse on mankind.

  36. 36
    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv that stupid grin says:

    Hi !!!

    How much will they pay me to attend the Hague???

    Must rush!!!

  37. 37

    Jeez! When I realise all the things I have forgotten. Thanks for jogging my memory, HJ.

  38. 38
    TY says:

    Oh Dickhead – I thought you meant WINDFARMS!!! – don’t forget the WINDFARMS!!! ….. I suggest a nice row along the South Downs would be a statement of your Leadership.

  39. 39
    Slotgob says:

    I’ll defend you Dahling, for £1m per hour cash up front.

  40. 40
    Forkbender says:

    If you are going to have fee paying schools you have to have a pool of parents who are willing to fork out for school fees, by that definition there must be a certain number of parents who have the disposable to pay the school fees, less than 20 years ago university education was free and students got grants, now the fees are £9,000 pa ( unless of course the students family has such a low income they do not have any fees to pay) and seem to be rising every 3 years

  41. 41
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    A dead ringer for Oscar Pistorius,legging it from the Paralympics.

  42. 42
    Steve Miliband says:

    Did Gordon Brown go for a swim recently?

  43. 43
    Corrie Gender says:

    Religions are exploited by central bankers to cause wars.


    Carry on.

  44. 44
    New to the job teacher says:

    Yes we know that but why would a government allow them to be put together causing friction, strife and eventually a very particular type of war ?

  45. 45
    W T F ? says:

    Is it a paralympian ?

  46. 46
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I think they are trying to warn us about an evil that lurks in the area.

  47. 47
    Moscow Mike Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I have a villa in Spain bought for me by my boys. I also do not know how many times I have visited Russia as I lost my passport in the sea. Finally I take a holistic interest in my constituents particularly those with holes who are attractive and female. Boaz.

  48. 48
    Willybum Hague says:

    It’s all free darling , room 603 and we’ll share it on expences

  49. 49
    Pol Pot, Josef Stalin, Chairman Mao says:

    We all agree if we could abolish religion the World would be a war free zone

  50. 50
    Dr Hugo Heiss says:

    But no bolt through the neck – a fine example of my handiwork.

  51. 51

    That tag Cartoon is shurley shome mishtake?

  52. 52

    I rubbed my cock last night and achieved 5% Growth

  53. 53
    Mitt Romney says:

    Eddie Mair is a C U N T!!!

  54. 54
    Barry O'Bummer says:

    That’s not very Democratic

  55. 55
    without so much as a hint of irony says:

    Do Rich & Mark have special needs?

  56. 56
    Handycocker says:

    Hey Mitt — Do Mormon women wear special knickers as well? What about the teenage girls?

  57. 57
    The bloke who posted as Mitt Romney says:

    I’m not really him you know!

  58. 58
    Selohesra says:

    Frankie Howard?

  59. 59

    David Laws the Thieving fucker who resigned in disgrace for paying £40,000 in rent to his boyfriend who he lived with , set to return to cabinet

    These bastards have no shame , they’re all in it together

  60. 60
    David Lawless says:

    I accidentally trod in some Clegg this morning. Still trying to get rid of the stench and scrape him off my flip-flops. My welcome mat is a disgrace.

  61. 61
    DZ says:

    I thought you taxed stuff you wanted to stop

    NI + CORPORATION TAX is the reason why I cannot employ more people

  62. 62
    Weakling dave says:

    Seems Pisston and Stephfanny are still on hols. — who can advise me how to continue the deficit enlargement while they’re sunning themselves?

  63. 63
    Denis McShame says:

    Dear Sirs, I was so disgusted by this comment I dashed to my garage office to write this note……

  64. 64
    Dave in the Closet says:

    All these k w e e r s are blackmailing me. I have to re-appoint him and promote gay marriage

  65. 65
    Eduardo Cojones says:

    They are both sucking my cock

  66. 66
    Disliker of Bankers says:

    Chuck the lot of ‘em in the rubbish. Bastards.

  67. 67
    David Laws LibDem fiddler says:

    Well he was my rent boy!

  68. 68
    Ah! Monika says:

    Expect a phony apology in 50 years.

  69. 69
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

  70. 70
    Mrs Clegg says:

    You English dogs.

    Before my husband completes his work here for his president, he will return Gibralter to its rightful people.

  71. 71
    David Laws LibDem fiddler says:

    err…I think you meant blading it from the Paralympics ?!?

  72. 72
    Durr... says:

    I hear Liam Fox is expecting a call too. Ever hopeful.

  73. 73
    Golly says:

    That little creep Mitchell ?

    Oh please God, no !

  74. 74
    All politicians are psychopaths says:

    It doesn’t matter, they’re all fucking psychopathic freaks!

  75. 75
    Durr... says:

    Wassup with Eddie Mair?

  76. 76
    A bigger disliker of banksters says:

    String ‘em up by their closest assets, that’s what I say!

  77. 77
    None believer (in god) says:

    They would have to find another pretext for killing etc. wouldn’t they?

  78. 78
    David Laws LibDem fiddler says:

    I like wearing tutu’s

  79. 79
    Psst says:

    see quote of the day

  80. 80
    Gweedau's Intern says:

    On account of my lack of awareness it’s more like “Quote of the Month”

  81. 81
    Dobbie says:

    Which was the giver and the taker?

  82. 82
    David Laws LibDem fiddler says:


  83. 83
    Dobbie says:

    Religeon has always been the method that power brokers use to control the general population.

  84. 84
    Alan Carr says:

    His kind of humour has eased my passage through life.

  85. 85
    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    That RC cardinal chappie who popped his logs last week wrote that the RC church was 200 years behind the times. He may well have been right, but if so it must surely follow that those of the bunsintheair persuasion must be some 1300 years behind the times.


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    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    Jolly good idea! That’ll save us a few million a year in subsidies.

  87. 87
    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    clogs !!

  88. 88
    Nothing changes says:

    Now they use the mass media.

  89. 89
    Francis Drake says:

    Then he’ll also be returning Ceuta and Melilla to Morocco ?

  90. 90
    Man on Clapham Omnibus says:

    Looks more like Portillo than Clegg …

  91. 91
    blimey says:

    The point being made is that Pot, Stalin & Mao were atheists, not to mention mass murderers.


  92. 92
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    He’s not, he’s on ‘Falling Skies’.

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