September 3rd, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


92 Comments

  1. 1

    Nick Clegg?

    I wish someone would…

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  2. 2
    JH says:

    What a waste of pixels.

    To be fair though, I bet R&M spent ages trying to draw his hands.

    E+ for effort.

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    • 20
      Anonymous says:

      Though not a bad cartoon and the brown head of hair suits, although for a man with his head so far up the Tory Party’s backside you forgot to show the blue rinse.

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    • 29
      Liarpoliticians says:

      Only an E+, I demand a re-mark as it would have been a higher mark before the summer holiday.

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  3. 3
    The Tories are fucked says:

    An advert for free schools if ever I saw one

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    • 40
      Forkbender says:

      If you are going to have fee paying schools you have to have a pool of parents who are willing to fork out for school fees, by that definition there must be a certain number of parents who have the disposable to pay the school fees, less than 20 years ago university education was free and students got grants, now the fees are £9,000 pa ( unless of course the students family has such a low income they do not have any fees to pay) and seem to be rising every 3 years

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  4. 4
    Pundit too too says:

    I am building my castle in Spain and it should be finished by 2015.

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    • 47
      Moscow Mike Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      I have a villa in Spain bought for me by my boys. I also do not know how many times I have visited Russia as I lost my passport in the sea. Finally I take a holistic interest in my constituents particularly those with holes who are attractive and female. Boaz.

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  5. 5
    smoggie says:

    Bloody Hell, it looks like Cyril Smith.

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  6. 6
    Popeye says:

    Who is it??

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  7. 8
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Not a bad impression of Jedward !

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  8. 9
    Mad frankies older sister says:

    Why do inflict this on us.? Do you hate us that much?

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      Backwoodsman says:

      Its subliminal advertising. Look in the corner and you’ll probably find a link to one of those ‘improve your brain’ web sites.
      Anyway, I think its that ‘straight choice’ chap, the one that likes it up the Khyber, Simon Hughes, or is it Chris the dodgy driver, the one that likes toms ? All these limpdims look so alike, must be some sort of deviancy gene they have.

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  9. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck is THAT?

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  10. 13
    Kebab Time says:

    What has Danny Alexander got to do with anything?

    Oh and Aussie minister keeps here word on Olympic bet > http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/another-vic-tory-over-aussies.html

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  11. 16
    Raving Loon says:

    I’ve got nothing, who is it?

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  12. 19
    Gideon says:

    Go and fxxk yourself for a bit while I abandon the Planning Regs. and shit all over the green belts and countryside.

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  13. 21
    Widescreen2010 says:

    No, I don’t have any idea either.
    Is it a footballer?

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  14. 22
    The Dickhead in Downing Street says:

    It is essential to cover the countryside with concrete in our to house our cultural enrichers.

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  15. 23
    Back to school says:

    If a man were to say that, for the good of all, muslim culture should be in a muslim country.
    Is he being:

    A. Religionist.
    B. Culturist
    C. Sensible

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  16. 25
    Question says:

    Which poor bugger’s hands are they?

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  17. 28
    Hugh Janus says:

    Hadn’t realised that Max Headroom was in politics.

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  18. 30
    Dilly Dave, Dithering in Drowning Street says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! Now hear this!!!!

    As you we start a new term in Parliament, I intend to renew and revitalise my Presidency, – I mean Premiership!

    And first and foremost, it means I raise my invaluable Nick to new levels of importance and influence.

    And secondly, that I take my RIGHTFUL place as the true Son and Heir to Phoney B£iar, – and therefore Lead the £ieBore Party!

    Enough of my shilly-shallying!

    Ta££y Ho to the Wind Farms!!!!

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  19. 33
    gramma says:

    Although the dialogue is meant to give a clue I am lost. Obviously somebody from the Liberals / Lib dems.
    A hybrid of Nick and Vince?
    Herman Munster?

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  20. 34
    Office Boy says:

    Either from the Munsters or the Adams family. I can never yell them apart.

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  21. 41
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    A dead ringer for Oscar Pistorius,legging it from the Paralympics.

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  22. 42
    Steve Miliband says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-19461840

    Did Gordon Brown go for a swim recently?

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  23. 45
    W T F ? says:

    Is it a paralympian ?

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  24. 52
    GEORGE GIDDY ONE OSBORNE says:

    I rubbed my cock last night and achieved 5% Growth

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  25. 53
    Mitt Romney says:

    Eddie Mair is a C U N T!!!

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  26. 59
    GEORGE GIDDY ONE OSBORNE says:

    David Laws the Thieving fucker who resigned in disgrace for paying £40,000 in rent to his boyfriend who he lived with , set to return to cabinet

    These bastards have no shame , they’re all in it together

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    David Lawless says:

    I accidentally trod in some Clegg this morning. Still trying to get rid of the stench and scrape him off my flip-flops. My welcome mat is a disgrace.

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  28. 61
    DZ says:

    I thought you taxed stuff you wanted to stop

    NI + CORPORATION TAX is the reason why I cannot employ more people

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  29. 62
    Weakling dave says:

    Seems Pisston and Stephfanny are still on hols. — who can advise me how to continue the deficit enlargement while they’re sunning themselves?

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  30. 69
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

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  31. 70
    Mrs Clegg says:

    You English dogs.

    Before my husband completes his work here for his president, he will return Gibralter to its rightful people.

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  32. 73
    Golly says:

    That little creep Mitchell ?

    Oh please God, no !

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    Man on Clapham Omnibus says:

    Looks more like Portillo than Clegg …

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