September 3rd, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1

    Nick Clegg?

    I wish someone would…

    • 10
      Tony says:

      Who the fuck does he think he is, Desmond Tutu?

    • 18
      Anonymous says:

      The news of Mr Clegg’s demise would come as a relief no doubt to Mr “Jake” Cameron (the man with the extra Clegg).

      OTT, any chance of us having a “trotters in the trough” of high earning totally incompetent civil servants Guido, following on Francis Maude’s initiative? A league table of bureaucratic incontinence/incompetence would surely have to start at DTI?

      • 32
        Forkbender says:

        They are only as good as their leadership, if the general is rubbish, his army is rubbish, crap promotes crap, are they one of us? etc

    • 26
      Sensible Simon says:

      I wish Nick Clegg all the best. And then all the worst. Back and forth.

    • 27
      Liarpoliticians says:

      I have very low interest in this… just like George Osborne does when he admits the abnormal low UK interest rates are for defrauding the UK taxpayers, to give to FRAUDSTER banks.

    • 51

      That tag Cartoon is shurley shome mishtake?

  2. 2
    JH says:

    What a waste of pixels.

    To be fair though, I bet R&M spent ages trying to draw his hands.

    E+ for effort.

    • 20
      Anonymous says:

      Though not a bad cartoon and the brown head of hair suits, although for a man with his head so far up the Tory Party’s backside you forgot to show the blue rinse.

    • 29
      Liarpoliticians says:

      Only an E+, I demand a re-mark as it would have been a higher mark before the summer holiday.

  3. 3
    The Tories are fucked says:

    An advert for free schools if ever I saw one

    • 40
      Forkbender says:

      If you are going to have fee paying schools you have to have a pool of parents who are willing to fork out for school fees, by that definition there must be a certain number of parents who have the disposable to pay the school fees, less than 20 years ago university education was free and students got grants, now the fees are £9,000 pa ( unless of course the students family has such a low income they do not have any fees to pay) and seem to be rising every 3 years

  4. 4
    Pundit too too says:

    I am building my castle in Spain and it should be finished by 2015.

    • 47
      Moscow Mike Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      I have a villa in Spain bought for me by my boys. I also do not know how many times I have visited Russia as I lost my passport in the sea. Finally I take a holistic interest in my constituents particularly those with holes who are attractive and female. Boaz.

  5. 5
    smoggie says:

    Bloody Hell, it looks like Cyril Smith.

  6. 6
    Popeye says:

    Who is it??

  7. 8
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Not a bad impression of Jedward !

  8. 9
    Mad frankies older sister says:

    Why do inflict this on us.? Do you hate us that much?

    • 14
      Backwoodsman says:

      Its subliminal advertising. Look in the corner and you’ll probably find a link to one of those ‘improve your brain’ web sites.
      Anyway, I think its that ‘straight choice’ chap, the one that likes it up the Khyber, Simon Hughes, or is it Chris the dodgy driver, the one that likes toms ? All these limpdims look so alike, must be some sort of deviancy gene they have.

  9. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck is THAT?

  10. 13
    Kebab Time says:

    What has Danny Alexander got to do with anything?

    Oh and Aussie minister keeps here word on Olympic bet >

  11. 16
    Raving Loon says:

    I’ve got nothing, who is it?

  12. 19
    Gideon says:

    Go and fxxk yourself for a bit while I abandon the Planning Regs. and shit all over the green belts and countryside.

  13. 21
    Widescreen2010 says:

    No, I don’t have any idea either.
    Is it a footballer?

  14. 22
    The Dickhead in Downing Street says:

    It is essential to cover the countryside with concrete in our to house our cultural enrichers.

  15. 23
    Back to school says:

    If a man were to say that, for the good of all, muslim culture should be in a muslim country.
    Is he being:

    A. Religionist.
    B. Culturist
    C. Sensible

    • 35
      Synic says:

      All religions are elaborate fantasies that cause wars. They are a curse on mankind.

      • 43
        Corrie Gender says:

        Religions are exploited by central bankers to cause wars.


        Carry on.

      • 44
        New to the job teacher says:

        Yes we know that but why would a government allow them to be put together causing friction, strife and eventually a very particular type of war ?

      • 49
        Pol Pot, Josef Stalin, Chairman Mao says:

        We all agree if we could abolish religion the World would be a war free zone

        • 77
          None believer (in god) says:

          They would have to find another pretext for killing etc. wouldn’t they?

        • 85
          Soapsuds and bubbles says:

          That RC cardinal chappie who popped his logs last week wrote that the RC church was 200 years behind the times. He may well have been right, but if so it must surely follow that those of the bunsintheair persuasion must be some 1300 years behind the times.


        • 91
          blimey says:

          The point being made is that Pot, Stalin & Mao were atheists, not to mention mass murderers.


  16. 25
    Question says:

    Which poor bugger’s hands are they?

  17. 28
    Hugh Janus says:

    Hadn’t realised that Max Headroom was in politics.

  18. 30
    Dilly Dave, Dithering in Drowning Street says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! Now hear this!!!!

    As you we start a new term in Parliament, I intend to renew and revitalise my Presidency, – I mean Premiership!

    And first and foremost, it means I raise my invaluable Nick to new levels of importance and influence.

    And secondly, that I take my RIGHTFUL place as the true Son and Heir to Phoney B£iar, – and therefore Lead the £ieBore Party!

    Enough of my shilly-shallying!

    Ta££y Ho to the Wind Farms!!!!

  19. 33
    gramma says:

    Although the dialogue is meant to give a clue I am lost. Obviously somebody from the Liberals / Lib dems.
    A hybrid of Nick and Vince?
    Herman Munster?

  20. 34
    Office Boy says:

    Either from the Munsters or the Adams family. I can never yell them apart.

  21. 41
    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    A dead ringer for Oscar Pistorius,legging it from the Paralympics.

  22. 42
    Steve Miliband says:

    Did Gordon Brown go for a swim recently?

  23. 45
    W T F ? says:

    Is it a paralympian ?

  24. 52

    I rubbed my cock last night and achieved 5% Growth

  25. 53
    Mitt Romney says:

    Eddie Mair is a C U N T!!!

  26. 59

    David Laws the Thieving fucker who resigned in disgrace for paying £40,000 in rent to his boyfriend who he lived with , set to return to cabinet

    These bastards have no shame , they’re all in it together

  27. 60
    David Lawless says:

    I accidentally trod in some Clegg this morning. Still trying to get rid of the stench and scrape him off my flip-flops. My welcome mat is a disgrace.

  28. 61
    DZ says:

    I thought you taxed stuff you wanted to stop

    NI + CORPORATION TAX is the reason why I cannot employ more people

  29. 62
    Weakling dave says:

    Seems Pisston and Stephfanny are still on hols. — who can advise me how to continue the deficit enlargement while they’re sunning themselves?

  30. 69
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

  31. 70
    Mrs Clegg says:

    You English dogs.

    Before my husband completes his work here for his president, he will return Gibralter to its rightful people.

  32. 73
    Golly says:

    That little creep Mitchell ?

    Oh please God, no !

  33. 90
    Man on Clapham Omnibus says:

    Looks more like Portillo than Clegg …

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Guido-hot-button (1) Guido-hot-button (1)

Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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