August 31st, 2012

Carry on Boris


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    Popular People's Front of S.E. Essex says:

    Meanwhile, someone has been kicked off benefits, kicked out of their squat and are expected to turn up at 8am tomorrow for their ‘job training’ at Poundland.

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    Kebab Time says:

    Silly season comes to a close? got the conferences yet!

    Ps Tom Watson not the ideal dinner guest for some >

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    bbitgue! says:

    yeah but this is an important political story and that is not.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    That sounds good to me, any politician that actually supported that would get my vote.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Babs Windsor is no stranger to juggling balls.

    Carry on Bonking with Boris ;-)

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    Hardly any training needed:

    Customer: “How much is this please, dear?”

    Ex sqatter and benefits blocker: ” A pound”


    A job well done and over 6 of those aforesaid pounds for EVERY hour spent “working” – wow!

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    Just saying says:

    Imagine the vitriol if this were Gordon Brown…

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    Dianne Abbot says:

    I don’t see any West Indian mothers playing in this game.

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    himindoors says:

    The photo on the left looks more like a blonde yoda perfecting his control of the force. Enter Mandy as the Emperor and you could be in for a blockbuster.

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    AAA says:


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    Ross Kemp says:

    Oi– Boris! Leave ‘er alone, yeah, if ya know wot’s ‘ealthy for ya– that’s me “Mum” yer muckin’ about wiff, innit?

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    annette curton says:

    Watch out for his tackle Barbara.

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    TomCatesby says:

    Seeing this paraplegic borisball made me think of Frankie Boyle, most unpleasent!

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    Ed Moribund says:

    And with that silly season comes to a close…

    Wrong again Guido. I’m back in parliament. Silly arse season is only just starting

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    Anonymous says:

    How many blondes does it take to look stupid?

    One, but two helps a lot.

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    SP4BS says:

    That is just taking the piss.

    Or he’s testing out an Infinite Improbability Drive.

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    SP4BS says:

    That is just taking the piss.

    Or he’s testing out an Infinite Improbability Drìve.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Squatter’s rights violated!!…All property is theft !

    {except my untaxed inherited mansion..that’s mine}

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    annette curton says:

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    Oy vey! Will no one think of poor little Israel and its need to start WW3 and exterminate 6 billion goy?

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    knickers, knackers and knockers says:

    Bab’s baps are not as fresh as they once were.

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    The only reservation one can see is that, by the colour scheme, it appears to be a coalition ball…

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Caption Comp

    Boris squats next to Windsor. Queen Vic throws a ball to celebrate

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    But not before Guido links in “Seen Elsewhere” to the ten best “asses” in London Tech. I could live a happy fulfilled life without ever seeing “Rate-a-Rear” on, and, as Mollie Sugden used to say, I am unanimous in this!

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    annette curton says:

    It can’t be, it’s round.

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    flat turd says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Absolutely the right thing to do………….

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    For those who can’t be arsed to actually Google-image the Carry On films:

    (Just a slight bit of “Muffin Top,” though…)

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    qwerty says:

    you are never gonna learn

    NO ONE — outside of the suburbs of London gives a toss about Boris. Believe Me !!!!

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Me and Gordon both went to the same university.
    London metropolitan.

    He took advanced bee keeping and theoretical alchemy.
    I took a urban poetry and rainbow healer.
    We both received a degree in economics and social engineering for free when we signed on.

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    a non says:

    Hell on calculators though or foot spray. Imagine a customer turns up at the payment counter with more than 10 items.

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    qwerty says:

    Babs….isnt she the one linked to dodgy London unground crime networks…LOL

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    There I was trying to think of some bra/Boris connection and suddenly this arrives.

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    Simon Hughes says:

    All second property is theft.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    “Silvio Berlusconi suffers fall at his villa.”

    He shouldn’t have gone on top then.

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    Judging from your recent scarcity, you must be just back from your fact-finding tour of the Galapagos.

    Did you find anything there that we could use to improve our political institutions?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    They will when the see the players are on cracks

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    Reg Kray says:

    She DID like a bit o’ rough, every now and again, in ‘er salad days…

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    Forkbender says:

    “And with that silly season comes to a close…” with Borus it will just go on and on and on. why cannot he be a serios chap like David

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    Forkbender says:

    ah “Carry on Camping” I remember it it well

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    They did have a use for baby turtle shells that is depicted in the above informational video.

    No man made oil based plastics. Just produced by fair trade, smiling locals using sustainable resources.

    Went and pitched it to a green maternity chain. They were very keen.
    Mind you the Eco-source ethical buyer did say ..

    “That’s wonderful. And enough of these baby turtles just die from natural causes to fulfill our maternity bra orders, do they?”

    “Oh yes,” says I. “”Its a jungle out there.”

    I’m sure they do die of natural causes. I never really thought to ask and the head honcho at the broilling plant never said otherwise.

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    How inspiring. not.

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    Shire Tory says:


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    Forkbender says:

    That#s ok as long as Borus stays within the confines of the M25

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    Irritating Fact says:

    She only partakes in the ‘Wall Game’ – i.e. ‘West Indian Mothers Go to the Wall…’ Game

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    Forkbender says:

    Aye, Ronnie Knight I think, had a boozer on one of those roads that parallel with Oxford St

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    Forkbender says:

    Are the Cosa Nostra after him now?

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    Time to follow the yellow brick road says:

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    Fantastic! You really should post this up on They Work For You.

    I am thinking of going myself. Was the food good?

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    keredybretsa says:

    Dahlings in the perfect world of milk+honey you lay around all day, doze, talk stupid left wing talk. But we live sadly in the real world where nothing is for nothing and something id for something. Tough innit?

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    keredybretsa says:

    Borrie is just a super geez!

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    annette curton says:

    I thought the idea of the gold standard was to stop Governments from printing too much money not pegged by any assetts, but once you have already done it what do you buy all that gold back with?, tricky blighters or have I missed something?.

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    British Treasure Babs says:

    Wotch it or I’ll set my hubby on you. If he is still my hubby.

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Two genietic horror stories wipe their arses on a carpet.

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    annette curton says:

    Italian parking wardens don’t like him very much either.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    For the last two years i have been very busy.
    not in Parliament..that would be a waste of time. But I have been busy.24/7 day and night. Non stop workaholic Gordy me has been hard at it.

    And now I’ve finished. I’ve read the entire internet.
    I won’t give away the plot but there’s a twist at the end.

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    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Just got back from the ATOS protest.

    I’m knackered !!!!

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    Some Twat up North says:

    And for you it might be Nurse Botha, now go back to sleep. You are just our bad dream, your’e life is fine.

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Fit for work though!

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Capable! There’s a question…

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    annette curton says:

    If you have read the entire internet Deep Moat the question is: what is the answer to life the universe and everything, can you still save the World?, if so £100,000 a year will have been money well spent.

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    Engineer says:

    I would imagine that one could become a little bored with turtle soup for breakfast, dinner and tea.

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    Namby Pamby Politicans need to Get Into The Real World says:

    You mean they don’t have to pay the owner back for the damage they did squatting in his home? How soft is that?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I am looking forward to Boris at the closing ceremony, making his case as the successor to Jesus. As Boris enters the stadium the miracle of 2012 will be seen – hundreds of paralysed young women will rise from their wheelchairs and flee for the exits.

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    Who Am I? says:

    She can juggle with mine anytime. Boaz.

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    Wally Watch says:

    Playing any kind of sport in a suit and tie just marks Boris out as a wally. He may well be a very nice wally, but he is a wally just the same.

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    M says:

    The lefty London met get stuffed for effective human trafficking

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    David Starkey, Looks Good In Khaki says:

    I’ve always found Boris to be quite appealing, in a ruffian sort of way.

    Let’s be honest: he is a bit of a twat, though.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    The “very nice” bit is just good PR. Think Silvio Strauss-Johnson and the real Boris comes into focus.

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    And after lunch Barbara Windsor was playing
    Sitting on Boris’s balls

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    qwerty says:

    What up neo con fu*ckwits.

    US election just around the corner. To scared to back Mit…..LOL

    I see Clint has turned into a mumbling neo con

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    qwerty says:

    When is Guido going to learn


    Started at 17:00, now 20:15, only 70 posts so far. NO ONE GIVES A TOSS ABOUT BONKERS BORIS….YAWN !!!!!!

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    qwerty says:

    Does Boris actually do any work ?????

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    Mad Hatty Harriet says:

    Never mind all that! –

    My Mission

    Is to ensure

    All Wimmin

    Have at least ONE orgism

    Every day!

    It’s only fair

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    Polly says:

    Except when one posh pad is in London and the other in Tuscany.

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    wertyQ says:

    QWERTY – give it a rest old mate, – go and oil your keyboard or do something productive.

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    Harriet says:

    Or one posh pad is in London and the other in Suffolk.

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    uiop says:

    Whatever Boris does,says or thinks is infinitely better than any of Livingstone’s efforts.
    And for that,the residents of London will be forever grateful.

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    It must make a change from that revolting subsidised stuff which they are force-fed at the House.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Talk about damning with faint praise!

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I thought that was Boris’ mission. He certainly seems to pursue it with great determination – even when the wimmin are less than enthusiastic.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    The purpose of life, the universe and everything was coming along nicely to its conclusion when the white mice saw Boris and realised it would be necessary to restart from scratch.

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    Anonymous says:

    You’re confusing Boris with Assange.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Not at all. Two peas from the same pod. Regrettably Boris has yet to take refuge in a foreign embassy.

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    jgm2 says:

    He’s raising the profile of London in a positive way. If it were Ken Livingston he’d insist on being photographed (standing of course) with a selection of culturally enriching types while giving a lecture on the evils of Zionism and then sign a treaty with Iran to supply London with subsidised oil.

    Then he’d fuck off and shag the latest in his stable of wimmin.

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    Borrak Abama says:

    wouldn’t he been doing it in a hotel kitchen

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    The Fox in a Box says:

    I loved being stabbed, but only because they were “ProperChaps”

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    The Fox in a Box says:

    I’m a bullingdon fox don’tchaknow

    That’s rap innnit

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    Man of Suffolk - call us 'Silly' - we're got more sense than the City folk! says:

    We don’t want the horrible fucker here – try her natural home in Surrey

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Hey punk

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    Anonymous says:

    And Boris isn’t a creepy bail- jumping rapist.

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    jgm2 says:

    You’ve got to feel for Obama being handed a totally arse-raped economy by that fuckwit George Bush.

    Just as you have to feel for Cameron being handed a totally arse-raped economy by that fuckwit Gordon Brown.

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    A Doxy (semi retd) says:

    But he loves “me”

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    jgm2 says:

    You’ve got to feel for Obama being handed a totally arse-ra*ped economy by that fuckwit George Bush.

    Just as you have to feel for Cameron being handed a totally arse-ra*ped economy by that fuckwit Gordon Brown.

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    jgm2 says:

    Boris doesn’t need to take refuge in a foreign embassy. He’s a yank. And they don’t respect anybody else’s laws.

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    J.Edgar Electrolux says:


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    jgm2 says:

    Turtle is supposed to be fantastically tasty. There’s a turtle-rearing (and canning) factory (paid for with EU funds) on Reunion.

    Unfortunately there’s a world-wide ban on turtle products at the moment so they just rear them. For now.

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    jgm2 says:

    You can only beat what the opposition put up against you.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    If a court case was necessary for condemnation then you could hardly complain about the likes of Livingstone or Prescott. Boris’ morals are no better (or worse) than theirs or Assange. Ask any of the husbands (and former friends) whose wives he has pestered. You do not have to defend the indefensible to be a good Tory.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Very true. It must make the role of Baldrick Burnham’s ministerial opponent the most coveted (and cushy) number in politics.

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Hey Diane,

    I’ve really slimmed down, thanks for the inspiration!

    Took the kid out of the private “academy” and only spent £3359.99 on pies this month.

    Free childcare has been a boon.

    The afghan family next door even take my children to their new school in their new car for me whilst I attend my work assessment with those nice French people from “Atos”

    Diane, thank you for saving me from my racsist tendencies

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    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. And without even referring to his make-up.

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    jgm2 says:

    You’re suggesting Prescott is a sex pest or a ra*pist.

    Private Eye have alluded to the same. Do you have more information?

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    albacore says:

    No wonder they quit making “Carry On” farces
    We’ve been led like sheep by such absolute arses
    They’ve turned the whole country into one big joke
    Since they sold us the E U pig in a poke

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    Sir William Waad says:


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    Boris says:

    Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it infamy!

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    JadedJean says:

    Abramovich is Je’wish
    Beresovsky is Je’wish

    funny old world eh!

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    Cameron Burned My Pikey Dream House says:

    The second pictures a bit insensitive now, isan’t it Bozza ?

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    nellnewman says:

    So simonhughes fancies himself as the next leader of the ranting,raving & pointless libdems and the shrillyvette as the next leader of the spend and tax labour disaster.

    I’ve no idea who the next leader of the tory party will be but hopefully he/she will inspire more confidence than those two!

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    nellnewman says:

    Let’s be properly even handed about this Saffron. cameron/ cleggie/osborne are useless – but then so are militwit/balls et al!!

    Who knows who will come out of the political woodwork to lead us into the bright sunlit uplands but I’m fairly sure it’ll not be simon hughes of the libdems or the shrieky yvette and the other horrid backstabbing women of labour.

    Is there anyone in the tory camp who can do it? God knows!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Kids and Teachers complaining about English Grades hardly can speak the language.

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    Kebab Time says:

    Tories name candidate for Corby >

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

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    Herman van Rompuy says:

    The Eurozone is booming vou little inglander!
    Everything is on the up yer!

    Unemployment is up.
    Vat is up.
    Poverty is up.
    Suicides are up.
    Inflation is up.
    Animosity to Germany is up.
    Debt is up.
    Bankruptcies are up.
    North – South divide is up.
    Bailout fatigue is up.
    Disillusionment with everything to do with the EZ is up.

    Up,up and away in the Eurozone balloon to Eurolalaland!

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    Tony S. From New Jersey says:

    Sta zitto, chiacchierone. You don’t really wanna know. Those who talk don’t know, and those who know don’t talk. Word to the wise from a wiseguy. Capeesh?

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    Piss-stained Corby voter, waving his bottle of Bucky from a park bench says:

    Rab C Nesbitt woulda bin a shoo-in.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    According to something that I heard on the news this evening in relation to the cash machines at the para Olympics, we have something in this country called ‘equality laws’!!

    WTF are these equality laws, and who enacted them?

    I think that people need to wake up to just what equality means in the context of this present political landscape.

    Equality through the rule of law means communism.

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    not a machine says:

    Mr & Mrs Furcombe

    coughs, ponders life , posing question like a child “why is the EU seeking to ratify a carbon credits deal with Austrailia ?”

    End of the silly season ?, so do I take Nick Cleggs desire to build new garden cities (and push fpr greenbelt building) as credible then .

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    not a machine says:

    Carry On Brussels………

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    We could all weep says:

    Torries drop their A list parachutistess into the wrong county.

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    A Record Breaker says:

    Dave is History, Hard to understand how he could be even worse than John Major or Ted Heath but he has achieved it.

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    Dave is the BBC is the NHS is the Wet Society says:

    The BBC will love Dave then. They hate the best 3 PMs in living History, Churchill, Thatcher and Blair. All three of them were respected around the World and they were British patriots.

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    Bla bla blog peep says:

    Without a tad more context, you are gibbering.

    Equality before the law has been a principal of governance in this country for yonks.

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    Bla bla blog peep says:

    Blair is a scoundrel.

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    Mark says:

    Only to Lefties, liberals and wet Torys.

    Blair is the best leaderthat the Tory party never had.

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    Sad Song says:

    Fuck knows how the BBC carefully selected their audience for Any Questions last night but one can only guess that their selection process was infiltrated by the local squatters and socialists.

    Repeated today at 13.10 on radio 4

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    headmistress says:

    partakes is not the same as participates.

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    fallsflat says:

    I’d rather rip my own foreskin off with a pair of pliars than listen to that drivel.

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    JH says:

    Er, the selection process was carried out by champagne socialists, never mind infiltrated by them.

    The BBC’s idea of ‘balance’ is to ensure everyone ‘agrees’ with their idea of the ‘correct’ values, as defined by them at chatterati North London dinner parties.

    The lefties are waaaay to the wrong side of public opinion on the squatting ‘issue’. It’s common fucking sense that commandeering someone else’s property and leaving it like a pile of shit – often literally – is morally reprehensible no matter how high the dizzying heights of self righteousness achieved by the squatter.

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    Simple Solution says:

    Give the lefties an “opt out clause” in the legislation so that their properties are exempt and can be used by squatters up and down the country.

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    Actually... says:

    Equality under the rule of law is NOT Communism its the principle our country has been built on and its the only equality which really matters.

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    FFS ! says:

    Reports this morning that some students may have to ….wait for it…..take some resits…..are being meet with unprecedented shock horror. Oh the humanity !

    FFS !

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    gramma says:

    Looks like Boris was doing his Greystrokes , Lord of the matrimonial Jungle impression.
    He always was a bit of a Cheetah.

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    Moussa Koussa's meerkat says:

    The Tories need to leave office, in fact, leave politics all together. They keep on moaning about the deficit, they can reduce it by resigning. If the crusty duffers love the private sector so much, they should go and work there.

    Gidders, Grayling, IDS etc are all scrounging off the taxpayer – ironic for benefit bashers…

    Has Call me Dave, the millionaire paid back the DLA he claimed? He ought to, he had the money to look after his child without taking public money. Those people who haven’t got servants to wipe their bums have little choice but to claim DLA.

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    Hey Lordy, pick a bale of cotton. says:

    Two fat blondes!

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    Jimmy says:

    Can Cameron sack himself please? He’s bloody useless. How many holidays has the lazy posh bastard had this year while the country suffers?

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    Me says:

    If Boris tried to educate people on the danger of Zionanism, I’d vote for him.

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    Jimmy says:

    “David Laws, the Lib Dem former chief secretary to the Treasury, is expected to return to the government as a member of the Cabinet Office policy machine.”

    If Cameron does this he’ll never hear the last of it.

    ‘The Daily Telegraph disclosed that he claimed as much as £950 a month in parliamentary expenses for eight years to rent rooms in two London properties. The houses were owned by his partner, James Lundie, a political lobbyist. In 2006, MPs were banned from “leasing accommodation from a partner”.’

    Presumably it’s something Clegg wants.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Hmmm, hadn’t thought that one through. It was late and I seem to remeber being angry at the news over something.

    I’m sure there was something wrong with how the equality laws were framed in the piece.

    But on the wider question both 125 and 132 are of course right.

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    Squatter and benefits blocker says:

    Handycock and I claim my prize of one pound.

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    Really? says:

    Your Afghan neighbour is not taking your children to school, he’s grooming them for a life of prostitution. Do try to keep up.

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    fucked off says:

    democracy? what fucking democracy????

    all royalists should be rounded up and put on a boat with the royal family to sail the oceans until they all die

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    I am not a LibDem but if that was all that Gordon had done, instead of blowing £1tn pounds down the toilet, I’d have let him have it tax free and given him a bonus for looking after our money.

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    bergen says:

    Good point.Imagine Polly returning to her expensive town house after a n extended stay in her villa in Tuscany to find the great unwashed at home.No chance of her using these wicked new laws.

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    tHE tIT IN nO 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps, – there’s no point carping about my decisions! I need Nick and his Nickolites to support me – the Tory MPs won’t!

    So ANYTHING Nick wants, he shall have.

    Now, back to the important things. How’s the Wasteful Wind Farm Wattage this week? How much have we added? How’s our private income stream? How is Scottiish micro-Hydro Power coming on? How many new Wind Farms can we build in Kent and Surrey? – I fancy a nice collection alongside the M25 – Sevenoaks, Westerham, – what?

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Nobody should return to parlement after being found guilty of wrong doing, that includes mandelson, vaz, smith, blears, hain . . . .

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    A Supporter of QE2 says:

    but first #146, GFY, and then, whilst swimming in shit, drown!

    That’ll do nicely!

    Anyone else you can take with you, – apart from all the Grouniad and BBC?

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    Emma Isaacs says:

    Our men have been cosying up to him for years.

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    Really? says:

    Clearly you do, otherwise you would not have bothered to post your comment.

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    Cameron - refusing to sack myself says:

    Not enough!

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    Forkbender says:

    Just asking chuck

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    Jimmy says:

    Erm why should Chuck and Brenda be allowed to shape legislation to suit personal ends? That’s what the Tories do for us.

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    gramma says:

    Dave’s just going through a purple patch Jim.
    One day he wants to resemble PM Blair and the next he does a contained PM Gordon, who must be attempting to set a record for non participation.
    Wake me when he sells the rest of the gold for nuppence.

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    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

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    Jimmy says:

    Yes SC – unfathomably people voted for him

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    A Supporter of QE2 says:

    A good point well made, – but I’d sooner have Brenda rather than Dipstick Dave.

    However, when Brends goes …. Chuck, as an utter twerp, I don’t count. So maybe it should all stop now.

    But what or who to replace? I trust no-one, least of all Dave, £ieBore etc.

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    Jimmy says:

    Timothy Stephen Kenneth Yeo

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    Lou Scannon says:

    I love the picture that accompanies the article – windmills as far as the eye can see, and not one of them turning.

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    Jimmy says:

    John Gummer, Baron Deben

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    David Scameron says:

    But the subsidies still keep rolling in…

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    Yeo is awful, I’ll grant you, but he has never got close to The Saint. Not even remotely.

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    Thort for the Day (after Molesworth) says:

    History stated bad and hav been getting worse ever since

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    Jimmy says:

    There are many Labour supporters, myself included, who would like to see Bliar shot, especially in front of his family

  168. 168
    Lou Scannon says:

    People of Britain to be insulted with bust of Blair at their own expense :

  169. 169
    Durr... says:

    I bet Boris comments on the big breaths.

  170. 170
    Lou Scannon says:

    Got your bags packed yet ?

  171. 171 says:

    And to think some idiots want this money-grabbing warmonger to be President.

  172. 172
    Joe says:

    Lest we forget the reign of terror 1997-2010.

  173. 173 says:

    I love that. A photograph of windmillls not turning.

  174. 174
    Joe says:

    Lest we forget the triple six head’s reign of terror 1997-2007

  175. 175

    It is strange that, coming from opposite sides of the (old and discredited) political spectrum, we should find ourselves in such close agreement.

    My hunch is that he managed to corrupt all the things we had each held dear. From being a global hero (or brand?), he is now almost universally reviled. That it has happened in such a short time, historically, gives me concerns that revisionists will paint him in rosy colours again in the years to come.

  176. 176
    David Scameron says:

    Not yet. Got a reshuffle to cobble together then it’s back to the scorched earth policies. Miliband won’t know what’s hit him when he gets the keys to no 10.

  177. 177
    annette curton says:

    Suspended from a boom?.

  178. 178
    Jimmy says:

    Who exactly?

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Sir William,have you noticed the lack of meeja interest in the Notting Hill Carnival?
    No pics of smiling plods dancing with the scantily clad girls even,let alone any info re the number of arrests etc.
    Must have been a uniquely peaceful & happy event this year,or has a coverup been imposed?

  180. 180 says:

    Do we really need a President who will constantly lie to us like all PMs do? Who will start wars and make promises and then renege on those promises once in power. Maybe we should be more like Cuba where Castro’s brother just happened to be the most suitable candidate to take supreme power. Or maybe North Korea where the son was. Instead of a monarchy let us be fooled into thinking we have some real choice where we can opt for either the equivalent of Bob Diamond or Fred the Shred. There is an adage that goes if it aint broke don’t fix it. The monarchy is not broke. It works well. The banks are broken , the EU was always broken and the political system is broken when blackmailing unions can chose the next PM. When all those corrupt MPs can fiddle their expenses. So let’s sort them out – not the only decent thing we have that does work.

  181. 181 says:

    Are you seriously arguing that given a choice between Blair and Boris you would vote for Boris to be President? Do you really think you would have any choice other than those candidates chosen for you by the elitocracy to vote for?

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Tough for any world you sads live in.

  183. 183
    As thick as a 6.6260695720X10-34 says:

    “Baroness Warsi, the Conservative Party chairman, has appealed for David Cameron to let her stay in her post so that she can attract a new generation of women, working class and ethnic minority voters.”

    These mu zz ies are are always begging FFS

  184. 184
    david says:

    I see that the Tories have announced their candidate for Corby, bloody ‘ell Strauss has changed a lot, could ‘ardly believe it was ‘im.

  185. 185
    Amanita Phalloides says:

    So remind me, please, to whom, where and when Boris was born?

    Is he really Babs’s long lost love child?

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    If only you knew what you’re talking about, you wouldn’t be a rightwing wank stain.

  187. 187

    So it’s a bit of D I Y each morning for you Harriet Halfman

  188. 188
    Jimmy says:

    They share the same hairdresser

  189. 189
    A Strauss says:

    I’ve been orcastrated.

  190. 190
    appalling revelations says:

    Where will all this disclosing lead?

    Next we’ll be hearing what Wanker Gove says in his secret emails from his wife’s email account.

  191. 191
    Jimmy says:

    I would vote for neither. The only person I would vote for president would be Ian Hislop. Boris is irrelevant outside the M25. Londoners tolerate him for the comic effect.
    Anyway who said we were voting for a president? Me – I’ll stick with Phil & Brenda, and Will & Kate for you younger generation. The rest need to be slimmed down severely.
    One palace for the lot of them. Sell the rest to the Arabs or the Chinese to pay off the deficit.

  192. 192
    Babs, beloved of the nation says:

    We some fun with Boris’ balls but I told him he’s too old for me.

  193. 193
    annette curton says:

    But think of all the manufacturing jobs they are creating, not for Britain because despite all the ‘bluster’ from politicians and activists astonishingly we do not manufacture ANY commercial (only micro) wind turbines in this country, biggest supplier is China.

  194. 194
    annette curton says:

    Should be @ 163.

  195. 195
    Fog says:

    BMA saying NHS rationing caused by cuts when the reality is GPs have always been the rationing gatekeepers of the NHS.

  196. 196
  197. 197
    Lou Scannon says:

    I think (whichever) Miliband will have a little trouble finding the keyhole.

  198. 198
    Slippery Slope says:

    You’re just jealous, Tristram. Admit it.

  199. 199 says:

    About the same as most people in the public sector I would guess.

  200. 200
    Moussa Koussa says:

    As the only growth in this country is for pawnshops, food banks and payday lenders, this is what Call Me Dave I’m A Pretty Straight Sort Of Guy should have done:

    Palace of Westminster is subsiding – move parliament to a disused retail park near Stratford. No one gives a toss where they are anyway. The Olympic Village can be converted to bedsits for the MPs to live in.
    Sell off the Royal Palaces bar one. Give Brenda her choice – Buckingham Palace or Windsor. Make your mind up. Sell them off to the Arabs.
    Sell off all the fancy properties in Whitehall. They can all move out into the sticks. There’s plenty of empty property outside of London.
    Convert the Houses of Parliament into flats for the homeless. They’ll be needing it now squatting’s illegal.
    Finally sell the Falklands to Argentina along with the oil rights. The price? £1tn to cover the national debt, plus enough to repatriate every Falklander who wants to come back to Britain and buy them each a footballer’s mansion and a pension for life.. If they don’t want to come back, tough. It’ll sort the problem out for good.
    There you have it – deficit eliminated and the politicos put in their place.
    What could possibly go wrong?

  201. 201
    Haircuts for the UK says:

    Something for the weekend Jimmy?

  202. 202
  203. 203
    National Socialist says:

    Isn’t the problem that we don’t produce anything anymore. Went into Toys Are Us last week – 100% Chinese stuff. Multiply that across the whole country. Staggering.
    We need to wake up. The Chinkies are bleeding us dry.

  204. 204
    annette curton says:

    He must have done a Dromey (reverse googlies).

  205. 205

    Don’t think there is any treatment available for your condition, Moussa.

  206. 206
    National Socialist says:

    Just having a count up. How many wars has Brenda started.
    How many people’s lives has she buggered up?
    Question answered. In perpetuity.

  207. 207
    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    Pay more fucking attention…..I know the BBC didn’t for the 13 years that Labour was enacting laws left right and centre that were tearing the social fabric of the country apart without a word said or a peep out of them or The Guardian and suddenly from May 2010 they’ve adopted a holier than thou “faux outrage” at every single law passed etc…bit late now when Labour fucked over the country from 1997 big time and bust the economy whilst the BBC was too busy telling us what a couple of great guys Tony and Gordon were !!!

  208. 208
    Jimmy says:

    @SC. Blair used the Labour Party as a trojan horse to set about his NeoCon reconstruction of politics. He was as right wing as Thatcher.

  209. 209
  210. 210
    Jimmy says:

    No ta. I’m chemically castrated at the weekends.

  211. 211
    Conning the British Public says:

    The first 2 yes BUT the third ?…I don’t think so and as for Bliar who got us involved in more wars(some dubious and some downright illegal under International Law)than any other PM past present or future being a patriot…are you ‘avin’ a laff ? The only Hall of Fame he should be appearing in is The the one kept at the International Court of The Hague mate

  212. 212
    Emma Isaacs says:

    Disclosing ? Try this :

  213. 213
    Goose says:

    You’ve made my pilo erect.

  214. 214

    @Jimmy. Don’t see it quite that way. The only thing I saw in common was the three terms. Margaret Thatcher had a political philosophy based upon Popper and Hayek. She was influenced towards this by Keith Joseph.

    Tony Blair had his Third Way. Imagine that Anthony Giddens got to him without an intermediary.

    This so-called political philosophy was really a rejection of things like top-down socialism. It did not appear to me to have a substantive base (I leave aside the issue of whether I would agree with it or not for the sake of this discussion.)

    I just have this mental image of Blair standing in front of a mirror for years trying to ham his lines better. I never fell for it and doubt very much you did either, despite our vastly different viewpoints. But a lot of people did fall for it, even after the Iraq war.

  215. 215
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Reenacting the film shown at the last meeting of the 1922 Committee is not advised.

  216. 216
  217. 217
    Bump Bump says:

    ‼D-P Bump‼

  218. 218
    Anonycamron says:

    No, it’s no good, I just can’t do it.

  219. 219
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Or any form of power; Warsi, Fox (Atlantic Bridge affair as well as ministerial offences), maybe even Cameron and Osborne, who were found guilty by the parliamentary watchdog of using Commons facilities on a cash for access basis to host fund raising dinners. Be careful what you wish for, or are the rules partial in their application?

  220. 220
    Brenda says:

    Ich bin ein Englander.

  221. 221
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Gobby has a wife? The skin crawls at the very thought.

  222. 222
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I hate to spoil a good joke but……… do you know the windmills are not turning when, by definition, still photography cannot show movement?

  223. 223
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    They are known as doosras.

  224. 224
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    He appeared in the late 70s – strangely enough, at exactly the time that cabbage patch dolls became common.

  225. 225
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Very unfair to Major. He gave Gordon an economic boom that even he took 10 years to mess up and I have a sneaking respect for any PM who could keep secret the fact that he was bonking a ministerial colleague. A much underrated PM and I am inclined to take Bob Stewarts view (from when he was in the army) that Major was one of the good guys (as opposed to Hurd who he described as ‘a little shit’).

  226. 226
    2112 says:

    It’s called the real world- you should try it sometime.

  227. 227
  228. 228
    Some Twat up North says:

    But surely food is not a necessity, but a commodity.

    Don’t you understand?

  229. 229
    Dumbed down Briton watch says:

    Please substantiate your argument anonymong.

  230. 230
    annette curton says:


  231. 231
    Lou Scannon says:

    No blurring of the blades, and it looks like a very calm night.
    Not even sure it’s a photo as suggested. Where’s it supposed to be ?

  232. 232
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    But he was still an EU enthusiast, and therefore cannot to be a great PM, just like Blair, who was also crap in so many other ways.

  233. 233
    Amanita Phalloides says:

    Ugly-looking things they were, as I recall.

    Didn’t they have birth or adoption certificates, or something of that sort. If so, it shouldn’t be too hard to track down a Cabbojo Kid.

  234. 234
    Forkbender says:

    They’re are not bothered about capable, they want their bonus

  235. 235
    Forkbender says:

    jgm2, understand now, one Yank and they’re down

  236. 236
    AC1 says:

    + 1

    Jobs not parasitism on workers.

  237. 237
    AC1 says:

    That pic’s on the wall of the “Blind Beggar” pub in Whitechapel.

  238. 238
    AC1 says:

    Labour hate charisma.

  239. 239
    AC1 says:

    I’m really pleased by Mitt, thank goodness that dismal idiot 0bama is going to get booted out.

  240. 240
    AC1 says:

    You seem to be VERY interested by Boris.

  241. 241
    Emma Isaacs says:

    Only a few stabbings :

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  242. 242
    the tiT leading the opposition says:

    I will be gwanting a knighthood for anyone who can get me a viable polithy to con the electhorate in 2015 on my blank theet of paper so that our blettherd party can cawwy on where we left off in 2010.

  243. 243
    Norman Scott says:

    This is more Libour’s style :

  244. 244
    Doyle says:

    I did a Maths resit and it didn’t affect me. Wibble.

  245. 245
    Bigmart says:

    I was there…it was classic… The commentator in the arena came out with the classic “boris Johnson is a sitting volleyball machine”

  246. 246
    Ian 'the moose' Abrahams says:

    How many books has his father written?
    And how many has he sold.
    Family of Hunts…………

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    piss off

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    Good point about a revolting truth.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    says a tory nutter

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