Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
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Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Keep it up.
Are you sure Jeremy Hunt would be covering the modesty of a woman?
“put the red in
put the red in
now we go go brown!”
Thats how we did it at Westminster School
At Eton they start with the brown.
Fattie Fawkes, the kosher cock-gobbler, missed this:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-good-riddance
Alex Jones’ newspapers are sold out.
What has making the Times website subscription only done for combined revenues (all sources) and readership ?
Unlike others, Murdoch is backing all runners.
You’ve done that one already.
…and you know its the right thng to do.
Jewemy is trying his best but he needs a little help fron the Sun
Known as a bum shot. ( DE intended )
Banished to 8illy’s blog for that.
*It is quite good, actually. Why don’t you post something there?*
You don’t mean Kebab Time is little B1lly’s blog, never been on it
Oy vey! Will no one think of poor little Israel? The goy must invade Syria now!
And of course Rifffers you will be in the front line showing how its done
I see they’re thinking of spending £3bn repairing the Houses of Parliament. It would be cheaper to move the MPs & Lords to an empty retail unit near Reading, and convert the HoP into a refuge for the homeless.
I though it already is a refuge for the second homeless!
I thought it was a refuge for the useless
Only £3 Billion, you are not thinking of those poor over worked MPs, sleeping on the benches and occasionally waking up to shout “yar-boo” at their opposites then gradually drifting off again finally waking up at troughing time
Remember the olympics was originally going to cost £3 billion.
So expect, after the lobbyists have finished handing out the brown envelopes, it will end up costing us £27 billion.
There is no public interest in this sort of cartoon.
There is no public interest in any R & M cartoon
It was meant as a two pronged attack.
Oh I don’t know to say some don’t like them but they usually get plenty of comments. It’s a bank holiday so folks are not working and having to fire up their home ‘puters
should monarchy be the butt of public mockery?
cheeky
That should be the cue to give it a rest.
Jump shots are not allowed.
How many monikers are you using today?
They change at regular intervals.
The theory of optimum noise immunity. We did it a O levle.
Looks like an ‘in-off’ to me.
Eddie Waring would have called it an ‘up and under’.
They come in peace………. dancing the night away !!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19388869
“The Religion of Peace”
Are all religious people mad?
They seem to be to me.
Religions are mostly peaceful as layed down by the founders, it is the religious extremists and those wanting power for themselves and using religion as a tool towards that end.
Ssssh! They’re all phony! Will no one think of poor Al Qaeda!
Some people believe God is a green vegetable.
It is the religion of peas.
Yesterday the COE proclaimed that JC and John the Baptist might have been.
And MUH/MU/MOH/hammud/od/etc definitely was. So that’s a good foundation for your theory.
And coming to London and other English cities VERY SOON.
Coming to Aleppo now, mate! Bostin!
Bostin tae Brummie, it’s Black Country, not without irony however.
clearly they were off their heads
So that’s was a human shield looks like.
This is the second time he’s been careless with his bell-end!
Ding-Dong
What comes out in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas
All those voyeurs will be now heading for Las Vegas. they will not be coming back if they do not pay their gambling debts, that includes any adventurous mps
Looks like somebody’d been rubbing cue chalk on his backside
Rich and Mark should not give up their day jobs.
I once was about to buy the car reg A1 LAH but chickened out. Worried that someone in Swansea might have been a follower and would have my address.
Not now available….has it been withdrawn or sold I wonder?
DVLA in Swansea still have J1 HAD plate available.
Not now they don’t.
Ah Abu Hamza /Abu Qatada. Beheadings anyone?
They wouldn’t dare to sell that – would they?
Abu needed it for his new motability car, don’t miss him competing in the Paralympics this week.
Not showing as such.
Well, we’ve ceratinly seen another side of Mr Hunt today, as well as Harry.
That stain on the floor!
Could it be a Wikileak?
Just could be, or someone got too excited
Multi-culti parties….courtesy of lib/lab/con and our porous border control..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/27/taliban-behead-17-afghan-partygoers
If only we had been given “the heads up” on this situation,we might have been able to do something about it.
i believe this was playing at the time
If i had to listen to this shit all night
I would cut my own fuckin head off
Even though I am dependent on the immigrant vote in Portsmouth and I am bringing them in by the truckload so my boys can house them, make millions and cut me in. I have to agree with you Ali Bongo, it is a load of shite. Jahbulon.
Good to see some decent music on this site.
LMHO
I can confirm i have covered his arse on many occasions !
I am reliably informed that the Essex tiger has sought asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy.
I must question your sources Lord Bollock, it’s supposed to be a Lion.
Oooo Cat fight!
Essex police say about 25 officers are on the scene (+ 2 police helicopters) including around a dozen specialist firearms officers, and experts from Colchester zoo are also on hand. They are looking for signs such as pawprints.
Somewhat of a hysterical over reaction?.
Is there claws for concern ?
A bloke just ran past me
i said whats up mate ?
He said a lions escaped
i said which way did it go ?
he said , What, you think i’m fuckin chasing it ?
Give me an “E”
Hello Campers,
I’m your resident troll for today,except that I can’t think of anything to blog about.
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Chinese chequers?
Sadly, a Minister probably could cook up some reason to go to Las Vegas on the taxpayers’ money, so the literal covering of arse might in the future need to be done. (Ask the Foreign Secretary and the former Defence Secretary about sleeping arrangements and travelling companions, as far as embarrassing travels go.)
it’s one of the lads isn’t it makes him even more endearing to the populace. Have any of you c_unts actually been in the streets lately ?
I’m going to build the Severn Barrier with £91. Beat that for value for money, Sir Richard.
why would anybody make it easier for the welsh to get to England ?
You British are a complete load of tossers.
An unconfirmed sighting of a lion on the loose and you wet yourselves and stay indoors on a Bank holiday.
We are going to war in Syria. Get down the TA now and get some target practice in.
Incoming!
wtf is that supposed to be
its naff and crap and unfunny
Jeremy Hunt is one good reason why Cameron will lose the next election.