August 27th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


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    Sir Malcolm Rifkind, Scottish Patriot says:

    Oy vey! Will no one think of poor little Israel? The goy must invade Syria now!

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    Anonymous says:

    I see they’re thinking of spending £3bn repairing the Houses of Parliament. It would be cheaper to move the MPs & Lords to an empty retail unit near Reading, and convert the HoP into a refuge for the homeless.

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    annette curton says:

    There is no public interest in this sort of cartoon.

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    There is no public interest in any R & M cartoon

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    the cheek of it! says:

    should monarchy be the butt of public mockery?

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    ToonBob... says:

    They come in peace………. dancing the night away !!

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    Forkbender says:

    And of course Rifffers you will be in the front line showing how its done

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    annette curton says:

    It was meant as a two pronged attack.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    Are you sure Jeremy Hunt would be covering the modesty of a woman?

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    Forkbender says:

    Oh I don’t know to say some don’t like them but they usually get plenty of comments. It’s a bank holiday so folks are not working and having to fire up their home ‘puters

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    Forkbender says:


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    East India Company Wallah says:

    I though it already is a refuge for the second homeless!

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    Wolfgang Pauli says:

    That should be the cue to give it a rest.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    So that’s was a human shield looks like.

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    Hunt Watch says:

    This is the second time he’s been careless with his bell-end!

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    Multicultural Britain says:

    “The Religion of Peace”

    Are all religious people mad?

    They seem to be to me.

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    Forkbender says:

    Only £3 Billion, you are not thinking of those poor over worked MPs, sleeping on the benches and occasionally waking up to shout “yar-boo” at their opposites then gradually drifting off again finally waking up at troughing time

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    Toffs at play says:

    “put the red in
    put the red in
    now we go go brown!”

    Thats how we did it at Westminster School

    At Eton they start with the brown.

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    casstrickland says:

    I thought it was a refuge for the useless

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    Forkbender says:

    Religions are mostly peaceful as layed down by the founders, it is the religious extremists and those wanting power for themselves and using religion as a tool towards that end.

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    Forkbender says:


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    Ah! Monika says:

    Yesterday the COE proclaimed that JC and John the Baptist might have been.
    And MUH/MU/MOH/hammud/od/etc definitely was. So that’s a good foundation for your theory.

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    Forkbender says:

    Jewemy is trying his best but he needs a little help fron the Sun

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    annette curton says:

    Jump shots are not allowed.

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    Sue Heir says:

    What comes out in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas

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    Cato says:

    Looks like an ‘in-off’ to me.

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    annette curton says:

    Eddie Waring would have called it an ‘up and under’.

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    Sue Heir says:

    How many monikers are you using today?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Looks like somebody’d been rubbing cue chalk on his backside

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    Rich and Mark should not give up their day jobs.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    And coming to London and other English cities VERY SOON.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I once was about to buy the car reg A1 LAH but chickened out. Worried that someone in Swansea might have been a follower and would have my address.

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    Vlad Kotelnikov says:

    They change at regular intervals.

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    H.M. says:

    Well, we’ve ceratinly seen another side of Mr Hunt today, as well as Harry.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Not now available….has it been withdrawn or sold I wonder?

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    annette curton says:

    DVLA in Swansea still have J1 HAD plate available.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    That stain on the floor!
    Could it be a Wikileak?

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    Dave, fighting "The War on Terror" says:

    Ssssh! They’re all phony! Will no one think of poor Al Qaeda!

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    Abu Hamza says:

    Not now they don’t.

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    OnBenefits says:

    They wouldn’t dare to sell that – would they?

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    Brummie Al-Qaeda - funded by UK Taxpayers says:

    Coming to Aleppo now, mate! Bostin!

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    Anonymous says:

    Ah Abu Hamza /Abu Qatada. Beheadings anyone?

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    Are we voting for this? says:

    Multi-culti parties….courtesy of lib/lab/con and our porous border control..

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    AH! Yes says:

    The theory of optimum noise immunity. We did it a O levle.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Remember the olympics was originally going to cost £3 billion.

    So expect, after the lobbyists have finished handing out the brown envelopes, it will end up costing us £27 billion.

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    annette curton says:

    Abu needed it for his new motability car, don’t miss him competing in the Paralympics this week.

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    AH! No says:

    Not showing as such.

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    Al-Qaeda - funded by UK Taxpayers says:

    Fattie Fawkes, the kosher cock-gobbler, missed this:

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    I can confirm i have covered his arse on many occasions !

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Known as a bum shot. ( DE intended )

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    I am reliably informed that the Essex tiger has sought asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

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    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    If only we had been given “the heads up” on this situation,we might have been able to do something about it.

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    annette curton says:

    I must question your sources Lord Bollock, it’s supposed to be a Lion.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Oooo Cat fight!

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    AFGHAN PYJAMA PARTY 100% in bad taste says:

    i believe this was playing at the time

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    mental says:

    clearly they were off their heads

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    Ric Holden says:

    Hello Campers,

    I’m your resident troll for today,except that I can’t think of anything to blog about.

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    ALI BONGO and his TALIBAND says:

    If i had to listen to this shit all night
    I would cut my own fuckin head off

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    Gordon Brown says:

    In my upcoming filmography, The Princе of Darknеss will appear as himself, Pеtеr Mаndеlson, and his wife will be played by Dаlе Wintоn. Jоhn Sargеant (3rd reporter) will be portrayed by his brother, Jо Brаnd.

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    annette curton says:

    Essex police say about 25 officers are on the scene (+ 2 police helicopters) including around a dozen specialist firearms officers, and experts from Colchester zoo are also on hand. They are looking for signs such as pawprints.
    Somewhat of a hysterical over reaction?.

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    Anonymous says:

    Chinese chequers?

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    Bob Russell says:

    Is there claws for concern ?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Sadly, a Minister probably could cook up some reason to go to Las Vegas on the taxpayers’ money, so the literal covering of arse might in the future need to be done. (Ask the Foreign Secretary and the former Defence Secretary about sleeping arrangements and travelling companions, as far as embarrassing travels go.)

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    Media Watch says:

    Alex Jones’ newspapers are sold out.

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    Lord Gummer says:

    I’m going to build the Severn Barrier with £91. Beat that for value for money, Sir Richard.

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    Banished to 8illy’s blog for that.

    *It is quite good, actually. Why don’t you post something there?*

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    CLAUD BALLS says:

    A bloke just ran past me
    i said whats up mate ?
    He said a lions escaped
    i said which way did it go ?
    he said , What, you think i’m fuckin chasing it ?

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    CLAUDE BALLS says:

    Give me an “E”

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    What has making the Times website subscription only done for combined revenues (all sources) and readership ?

    Unlike others, Murdoch is backing all runners.

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    You’ve done that one already.

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    The Enlightened one says:

    Some people believe God is a green vegetable.

    It is the religion of peas.

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    Forkbender says:

    You don’t mean Kebab Time is little B1lly’s blog, never been on it

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    Urea Lifter says:

    it’s one of the lads isn’t it makes him even more endearing to the populace. Have any of you c_unts actually been in the streets lately ?

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    Urea Lifter says:

    why would anybody make it easier for the welsh to get to England ?

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    One consent; many insertions says:


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    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Even though I am dependent on the immigrant vote in Portsmouth and I am bringing them in by the truckload so my boys can house them, make millions and cut me in. I have to agree with you Ali Bongo, it is a load of shite. Jahbulon.

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    G Galloway's inflatable doll says:

    …and you know its the right thng to do.

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    Captain Pedalo says:

    You British are a complete load of tossers.

    An unconfirmed sighting of a lion on the loose and you wet yourselves and stay indoors on a Bank holiday.

    We are going to war in Syria. Get down the TA now and get some target practice in.

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    Harbottle says:

    Good to see some decent music on this site.

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    Forkbender says:

    All those voyeurs will be now heading for Las Vegas. they will not be coming back if they do not pay their gambling debts, that includes any adventurous mps

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    Forkbender says:

    Just could be, or someone got too excited

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    Marion the cat says:

    Bostin tae Brummie, it’s Black Country, not without irony however.

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    tube_thumper says:

    wtf is that supposed to be

    its naff and crap and unfunny

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    Low quality minister says:

    Jeremy Hunt is one good reason why Cameron will lose the next election.

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