August 27th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


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    Sir Malcolm Rifkind, Scottish Patriot says:

    Oy vey! Will no one think of poor little Israel? The goy must invade Syria now!

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    Anonymous says:

    I see they’re thinking of spending £3bn repairing the Houses of Parliament. It would be cheaper to move the MPs & Lords to an empty retail unit near Reading, and convert the HoP into a refuge for the homeless.

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      East India Company Wallah says:

      I though it already is a refuge for the second homeless!

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      Forkbender says:

      Only £3 Billion, you are not thinking of those poor over worked MPs, sleeping on the benches and occasionally waking up to shout “yar-boo” at their opposites then gradually drifting off again finally waking up at troughing time

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        Axe The Telly Tax says:

        Remember the olympics was originally going to cost £3 billion.

        So expect, after the lobbyists have finished handing out the brown envelopes, it will end up costing us £27 billion.

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    annette curton says:

    There is no public interest in this sort of cartoon.

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    the cheek of it! says:

    should monarchy be the butt of public mockery?

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    ToonBob... says:

    They come in peace………. dancing the night away !!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19388869

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    So that’s was a human shield looks like.

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    Hunt Watch says:

    This is the second time he’s been careless with his bell-end!

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    Sue Heir says:

    What comes out in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas

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      Forkbender says:

      All those voyeurs will be now heading for Las Vegas. they will not be coming back if they do not pay their gambling debts, that includes any adventurous mps

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Looks like somebody’d been rubbing cue chalk on his backside

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    says:

    Rich and Mark should not give up their day jobs.

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    H.M. says:

    Well, we’ve ceratinly seen another side of Mr Hunt today, as well as Harry.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    That stain on the floor!
    Could it be a Wikileak?

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    Are we voting for this? says:

    Multi-culti parties….courtesy of lib/lab/con and our porous border control..

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/27/taliban-behead-17-afghan-partygoers

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      David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

      If only we had been given “the heads up” on this situation,we might have been able to do something about it.

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    ONE TERM DAVE the WESTMINSTER CLOWN says:

    I can confirm i have covered his arse on many occasions !

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    I am reliably informed that the Essex tiger has sought asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

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  17. 59
    Ric Holden says:

    Hello Campers,

    I’m your resident troll for today,except that I can’t think of anything to blog about.

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  18. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    In my upcoming filmography, The Princе of Darknеss will appear as himself, Pеtеr Mаndеlson, and his wife will be played by Dаlе Wintоn. Jоhn Sargеant (3rd reporter) will be portrayed by his brother, Jо Brаnd.

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    Anonymous says:

    Chinese chequers?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Sadly, a Minister probably could cook up some reason to go to Las Vegas on the taxpayers’ money, so the literal covering of arse might in the future need to be done. (Ask the Foreign Secretary and the former Defence Secretary about sleeping arrangements and travelling companions, as far as embarrassing travels go.)

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      Urea Lifter says:

      it’s one of the lads isn’t it makes him even more endearing to the populace. Have any of you c_unts actually been in the streets lately ?

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    Lord Gummer says:

    I’m going to build the Severn Barrier with £91. Beat that for value for money, Sir Richard.

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      Urea Lifter says:

      why would anybody make it easier for the welsh to get to England ?

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        Captain Pedalo says:

        You British are a complete load of tossers.

        An unconfirmed sighting of a lion on the loose and you wet yourselves and stay indoors on a Bank holiday.

        We are going to war in Syria. Get down the TA now and get some target practice in.

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    One consent; many insertions says:

    Incoming!

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    tube_thumper says:

    wtf is that supposed to be

    its naff and crap and unfunny

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    Low quality minister says:

    Jeremy Hunt is one good reason why Cameron will lose the next election.

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