Dorries on Mensch: Fires Both Barrels
In a full-throttled defence of Prince Harry against Murdoch – whom Louise Mensch defended over the publication of the naked pictures – Nadine Dorries really opens up with both barrels into the soon to depart these shores fellow Tory MP.
Nadine says
- “I was bitterly disappointed to see the face of Louise Mensch, and the words taken from her interview on the Today programme supporting the Sun, used by the paper as a justification for their actions.”
- “She is a former MP who has resigned midterm, supposedly for the sake of her family and has, without doubt, handed her seat to Labour. A pill very hard for some to swallow when she appears on her social media site and Twitter by the minute and has no problem leaving her family, popping up on the media on a regular basis, even to condemn Prince Harry.”
- Calls Mensch “unprofessional and undignified” for leaving the televised Murdoch hearings “to do the school run”. Goes on to say ”This was stomach turning for female MPs, who act in a professional manner in order not to be judged lacking against our male peers, knowing that hell would freeze over before any male MP would behave in the same way.”
- Alleges that “Louise has always put her own ambitions first. She has spent her entire time in Parliament void of principle, as an ultimate loyalist Cameroon, regardless of the issues, and then commented in frustration ‘what do I have to do to get promoted?’”
- Accuses Mensch of “schmoozing” the Murdochs hinting “maybe she will be luckier in the job stakes this time now that she has made herself available, having walked away from a seat she knew she may lose at the next election.”
- Compares her behaviour to Prince Harry’s behavious unfavourably: “it’s not as though Prince Harry has admitted to taking illegal drugs, abandoned his post, or failed to turn up to work every Thursday in the style of Louise Mensch, now is it?”
Nadine tweets that she writes in sorrow, many bitterly envious Tory MPs will cheer:
I have written this in sorrow, as a fan of the free press and @Sun_Politics why @LouiseMensch was wrong to back the Sun conservativehome.blogs.com/thecolumnists/…—
Nadine Dorries MP (@NadineDorriesMP) August 27, 2012
Will Louise bite her lip or respond in kind?
UPDATE: Louise tweets
waking up to find self on the Nadine Dorries naughty step. which is a pity as I spend my entire time worrying about what she thinks. (ahem)—
Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) August 27, 2012
Why would Louise want to bite Nadine’s lip?
For once I think Nad does have a point.
So do I.
and me
I am sure this spat can be settled amicably. I can provide the bikinis, paddling pool and jelly.
I think lads, if things don’t cool down we could be in for a bitch fight, ok Harry acted like a prize plonker but Nads seems to be more upset about Menche’s resignation which used to be a Liebore seat originally. I still think Guido1 or Guido2 should stand and see if they can cut the mustard.
My, this moddy botty is slow, has 81lly gone to lnuch or something
Fawkes, you forgot to put “Totty Watch” tag. People are gonna twig that you’re a raging bender, if you don’t keep protesting you like pork-swording all skirt.
Mensch is history,why bother with her?
I’d still rather shag Mensch than Dories
We can make up our own minds about Mensch, thanks Nadine. How about you get TF on with fixing the country, dissolving Quangos and making cuts instead of wasting expensive time bitching?
Nadine is not wrong.
I think that the country will be better off as Ms. Mensch spends more time with her family.
How much did her little adventure in politics cost the taxpayer.
I don’t!
The Torygraph reports he is due for the Nine O’clock Walk into his Commanding Officer’s Office…….. Fine, Reprimand and Extras I suppose…….
HE’S A BLOODY CAPTAIN!……….. and, as such, may be appointed Adjutant………. RESPONSIBLE FOR DISCIPLINE IN HIS REGIMENT!
……….Bloody awful example!
Well know those chaps that have been selected for fast promotion, they have connections probably be moved somewhere he cannot do any damage.
pots and kettles – read some of Nadines blog before the election – how she told us of the greatness of Gideon and his mat Dave.
Now because she is still on the back benches she has changed her tune.
GF – and NeG you might like to do some reading
Just goes to show what a tit Dave is. His A list publicity seeker is doing a runner and the one he whips most is having to do the bollocking as he hasn’t got the guts to do so himself.
That Thomas Watson respects Mensch tells you all you need to know.
Dave has whipping sessions with Mad Nad? Does Sam know?
To be fair, Nadine is probably just annoyed that louise Mensch got in first ! they are both publicity seekers and Nadine has her own share of scandals to be kept quiet as well !
So Mench has, ‘…without doubt, handed her seat to Labour…’
Mad Nad on the other hand, through her disloyalty and ‘posh boy’ jibes has without doubt, strengthened the Labour and BBC class driven narative.
I wish Nadine would piss off to the States, too.
Agree! At least Mensh was competent. Dorries should not have got past a selection committee and has been proven to be unreliable both in her ‘professional’ views and with daft lies about her chaotic private life. And now wildly jealous. She should have the whip removed.
Mama always had us in a convenient school or working at Westminster herself so she never had to do a school run. Professionalism.
I think you are right Anon @ 11:09am; it’s just a catfight between the two of them.
Anybody got a bucket of water handy?
Its our very own Jasmine v Danika bitch fight !
You really need to get out more if you really think what Nads gets up to is scandalous. Besides which her tits are quite passable.
Er, expenses anyone?
Why single her out from the other 90% of the thieving fuckers?
Just because some thiefs have not yet gone to prison is not a reason not to prosecute and thieves. There may well be a number of these crimnals still at large but they have neither been forgotten or forgiven
I’d vote for a blue-arsed monkey if needs be – Dave means that much to me!
My arse has suddenly turned blue! The heatings gone off as I can’t afford a florin for the meter.
“…Watson respects Mensch…”
Professional courtesy from one Twitter twat to another– “Say, we BOTH like to think we dr!ve the conversation with our followers and those WE follow! We’re both a couple of self-important slugs! No wonder we gravitated to the Media Committee– we’d both like to control the Media someday!”
I’m all for a good thrashing!
So hard to pick a side on this one.
So why bother posting then?
Tell you what Jimmy, why don’t you get down the job centre and start looking for a real job eh!
“why don’t you get down the job centre” it’s a bank holiday sunbeam that is why you have not gone to work
There is also a tory government, which means there will be no jobs there until 2015.
Er, unemployment went down in the last quarter Jimmy, which is bad news for you if you were thinking of using rising unemployment for not getting a job.
Jimmy does that mean the government are closing the Jobless Centres until 2015?
Well Mr Job seeker Jimmy can get down the job centre as soon as the fuckin’ doors open instead of posting his socialist bollocks on here. As for me I’m an employer not an employee, hence I have been at work today!
For 5 years I had to work every BH don’t have to now
There is also a tory government, which means there will be no jobs there until 2015.
Translation: There will be less public sector magicked-into-existence McJobs for god’s little mistakes who just stwuggle so hard to get a job worthy of their dazzling liberal arts educated intellects out in the real world.
Thank you magic money tree! Never mind that it takes four real net taxpayers to feather the nest of one of these nobodies, vastly reducing the flow of money in to the real economy.
Internet troll is all he’s good for.
I wouldn’t mind firing both my barrels over the two of them
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2194448/Benefits-cheat-couple-money-send-son-private-school.html#comments
This woman thought she was a MP. Disgraceful.
Nadine,
Is that the Tory MP who thinks ‘Double Dip Dave’ the Witney Plonker is useless?
Will ‘Pasty George’ the party’s leading strategist take over in time to prepare for another 18 years in the wilderness.
What a shambles.
I will put up the necessary cash to see both of them “moon”
How about it ladies ?
Think we’d all scat-ter at the prospect!
We have to face the fact that Harry, like all spares to the heir is a loose cannon.
Like father, like son …. http://tittle-tattle1.blogspot.co.uk/
Oh Gosh! – I’m an Heir! – what does this mean for me? – am I spare?
I just can’t see what the boy has done wrong. After all it wasn’t a flit down the King’s Rd at rush hour.
The problem lies with the despicable turd who has abused the Prince’s trust!
If we can go to private parties and get our kit off, why can’t he? After all we spend considerable time banging on about our aloof and distant royals, so when one behaves normally, why do we get so exercised about it?
Good for you Harry.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
What the boy done wrong is to want to go to such a squalid tawdry hole as Las Vagas. Son of his mother I suppose.
Plus how come his protection guys did not confiscate any mobiles?
What he did is of no concern to anyone else.
The question is whether you will be converted once Gideon is taken out.
Difficult to bite her lip after so much botox surely?
I’m lovin’ it.
Goodbye Louise – and don’t come back.
It will be interesting to see where Louise turns up next
Probably licking Murdochs arse – a fitting end methinks.
Interesting but entirely predictible
Hate both of them!
When is Nadine going to jumped ship to UKIP?
Shes probably hanging on in case boundary changes dont happen ! that was the cause of her becoming a pain in the b*tt in the first place.
But shes a selfless MP and dynamic modern woman only interested in her constituents and the well being of her cats
Will she vote against boundary changes
Oh blond bitch fight, get them in the mud ring bear breasted. Ring side seats not allowed to be put on MPs expense accounts
Teddies at the ready?
in the mud ring bear breasted
Grizzly, brown or Polar ?
Please please please can someone deselect Liz Truss that useless freak from West Norfolk
Not a great fan of Nadine but can’t agree more with what she says about LM. Self serving would be a serious understatement.
Agreed.
Nadine is just jealous that Louises hair is better than hers, and shes younger and more attravtive as well.
To be fair its a toss up which of them is more annoying.
Bothat one time or other have been in the Guido hotty list
Yeah, like they’re in the same fucking league of annoyingness as the Eagle brothers.
I’m suing myself for making myself looking like a Flibbertigibbet.
did she really excuse herself to go collect her kids?
Yes but her questioning in that Select Committee was far more effective than the rest of them who were more interested in grandstanding.
As I posted at the time that was such a transparent stunt indended to appeal to the female voter. Unfortunately it fell on its arse as people saw her for the opportunistic narcisist that she is. What has since followed only serves to confirm that view.
Unlike you, the rest of us do not have access to her diary so have no idea whether it was stunt or whether she genuinely had to collect her children because no one else was available so I tend to give the benefit of the doubt until evidence otherwise appears.
She and her husband are multi millionaires I doubt very much that no one was available and as she chose to make this “statement” about how she is so down with the working mums, in such a public way I do not give her the benefit of the doubt.It was clearly a stunt.
How old is Louise’s daughter. Boaz.
Oh, Nadine was just tired of being upstaged by a younger MILFier version of “Publicity Hound Female MP,” and one in her own Party, to boot. Can’t say I blame her, though; LouLou WAS a bit on the “look at me” side in all her dealings. But if put to the choice of who it is I’d rather see all the time, needing to pick one, I’d say LouLou’s being easier on the eyes would decide that one for me. La Mensch will be missed, but not for the reason she would hope.
Does anyone know under which moniker ‘The Mensch’ used to post at “Auld Slap-Head’s” place? [Political-Betting.com.]
Aparently she was a bit of an air-head but seanT and PtP won’t offer any clues….
Nadine for PM. Got to be better than Scameron?
I take it you have run out of your tablets again ?
Dorries isn’t worth responding to.
X100
Am I alone in thinking that if you painted Bagwashe green she’d look like Orville?
Yes.
Breaking news First photo of the Essex Lion
http://p.twimg.com/A1QjBy-CQAA4eCg.jpg
++LOL++++
Brilliant! ;o))
You can tell it’s from Essex – it’s got white on it’s feet.
This Mensch woman is hardly ever at Westminster. She should be expelled for lack of attendance.
Shes been there much more than you have this year Gordon !
That’s not true, I’ve claimed over 40k in expenses, so I must have been there 3 times!
Let’s not be TOO judgemental here, Gordon…stress the “mental” part…Some MP’s, such as you and myself, need to make a living, don’t we, and much as we’d like to attend at Westminster, it just cuts into our schedule. The Bag Lady was just doing what a couple of Labour ex-Ministers are doing, and we can hardly complain, can we? She’s gotta go for the gusto, Gord! And she won’t be there much longer, so you won’t have to worry, but since you’re never around, you might not have heard about it.
yes, she is a disgrace
There’s only one way to settle this.
She’s gotta point about handing Corby to Labour though(although having been there Labour are welcome to it……I was asked where I’d parked my car and whether it had alloys when I went to a business meeting in the “fair town” and when I told the questioner was told I’d be lucky to find my vehicle wheels on when I returned and more likely it’d be on four piles of bricks…)
They’re doing you a favour. By putting the car on bricks it makes it harder to steal.
It also reduces its fuel consumption considerably.
Fortunately, I have no idea how to get to Corby.
Come on cock, were tha lucky then
Unfortunately the constituency also includes some rather nice, rural, affluent areas which have absolutely nothing in common with Corby town, except perhaps, for hating the “traveling community” that plagues the area.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19366000
Breivik’s ‘crusade’
How far-right ideas motivated Norway’s mass murderer
Now if it was muzzie Jihadists the Dhimmies would have used apostrohies for the scum. C.F.:
Islamic ‘fight-back’
How ‘Seventh-Century retard belief’ motivated the death of seventeen dead Afghani party-goers.
What a surprise that the day before there was a piece in the Guardian saying the very same thing. Yet whenever we witness far-left militant union thugs and the far-left throwing missiles at the police, the BBC never say those were motivated by far-left ideas. What a bunch of left-wing hypocrites, as usual.
Look on the bright side. A court has ruled that he is not insane, just right wing. Apparently it’s official: there is a difference.
Would you say Stalin was insane, or just left-wing?
Depends whether or not he was there.
A strange question really, I thought they were both mutually inclusive?
Insanity on the left? Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot, Bobby Mugabe….the evidence is mounting.
It’s well known that Norwegians like the Swedes all default to socialism, it therefore follows that Breivik is a National Socialist. Get over it Jimmy.
That article is basically propaganda. Anything to the right of centre left is associated with Breivik=evil.
Lefties and their captive media outlets must really be pleased with themselves for pulling this off although I am sure it escapes them that their propaganda channels have to be subsidised to survive, be it by license fee extortion or Auto trader.
The article ends :
Breivik offers a clear instance of “Christianism” – the use of travestied Christian doctrines for the advancement of violent and revolutionary views. That is no reason for anyone to demonise more than a billion worshippers of Jesus Christ. By the same token, Islamism remains a political perversion of a Muslim faith shared by a billion souls.
Such anti-liberal doctrines can be – and have been – defeated by robust discussion and debate.
Oh, DO FUCK OFF you sanctimonious, dissembling, preachy, C*UNTS. Stop forcing people to pay for this sixth form useful-idiot SHITE.
Why do these morons always pretend Islamism is a ‘perversion’ of the Muslim religion when Islamists are invariably the most faithful, devout and fanatically observant of Mo’s followers? Funny too the article doesn’t mention that Islam was the religion Hitler most admired.
I had forgot that about Adolf. Wow.
Nadine Dorries is great, as long as she spends her time attacking colleagues then I’m going to be PM and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
Just stay in the background, say nothing and smile Ed. Scameron and Osborne will make you the next PM as long as you do nothing to wreck your chances.
And whatever you do Ed never mention any policies you may have. That might leave you open to criticism.
Ed? Policies? Are you sure?
Louise Mensch would defend Rupert Murdoch if he was discovered to be sacrificing babes to the Dark One. Nadine Dorries does not have to worry about the school run, as her daughter works for her at the taxpayers expense. Harry Flashman is an idiot if he thinks he can get away with this sort of nonsense, making his historical many-wived kingly namesake look like a model of restraint. A plague on all their houses!
Thank god they didn’t send women to the Moon, can you imagine half way there they’d have changed their minds (blaming men of course) and made the excuse that they had to get the kids fromschool or get a facelift.
Not at all. They’d have turned round 5 minutes out to make sure they’d switched the gas off and locked the toilet window.
Actually they’d have gone to the moon, completed the necessary experiments, come home,done a spot of tidying and cooked a sumptuous meal before man had even noticed they’d gone.
Actually, they’d have spent so long worrying about whether they looked good in their spacesuit, debating whether they should have bought the pink one, and how their make-up looked through the visor, that they’d have missed the launch slot and never made it off the ground.
I find it odd that Corby has a Tory MPanyway ,given what happened to their steel works and all.
Mensch does have a point though.Being a back bench MP is little better than being a CAB advisor and if Dave is not going to promote her then what’s the point of staying only to be kicked out at the next election anyway.
Corby will be Scotland ‘Gaza’ when it goes independent
Waaaaah !
They had an expenses-fiddling Labour MP before the 2010 General Election, so there was an element of punishing Labour by turning to Louise Mensch. Unfortunately, because she is now doing a runner, the punishment of Labour may last for only two years rather than the full term of a parliament.
It wasn’t a steel works, It was an aluminium smelting plant, and they moved a couple of thousand of Scotland’s finest to man it. Another example of socialist centralised planning.
Point of information, GOMUK. It was a large steelworks with Blastfurnaces, Bessemers and later Basic Oxygen converters. It was part of a private merger of Scottish and English Steelmakers long before the Government got involved. The reason given for closure was that the best local Corby iron ore was mined out and what was left was not good enough for high quality steel.
I remember driving around Corby centre looking for a pub once. They all looked like the one out of ‘No Surrender’, flat roofed blockhouses with barbed wire and grilles in the windows.
I drove home instead.
You can tell Nicky Campbell is back at Radio 5, more anti American crap and no mention ofvthe beheading of 17 people by his favourite religion.
One arrogant smarmy whatever “going” , hopefully the other one will find she’s been fired from her “professional job” in 2015.
Right. I’m off for my swim and to see better crumpet than either of those two. What is more, the ones I meet won’t be wearing any clothes at all. Life is tough.
Enjoy your trip.
do they all have tramp stamps in your pool too?
Enjoy your (s)trip!
Put a bit of back-spin on the “8 Ball” before following through with the cue.
PS Remember to chalk your tip first
Where are you Cat, we’re still waiting
It takes some time to get his blow up swimming belt under his speedos.
Why is the BBC now handling the PR for Virgin Rail ?
Richard Branson is my hero!
Because Bob Crow loves Virgin so by default the BBC does as well.
Maria Eagle-Bob Crow in drag?
It’s well known that Richard Branson is a fellow liberal lefty but has he ever funded the Labour party directly or indirectly?
If he gets his rent-seeking franchise back, he will now.
Becasue First Group has its roots outside the M25 so must be suspect
Me? I’ve signed the petiton. The wankers at the DfT have screwed up again. Somewhere down the track the Civil Service has created yet more embarrassment for the Govt.
As, ‘we don’t like Richard Branson’ wasn’t part of the bid criteria (the published criteria at least), on the basis of everything else, Virgin offered the best deliverable deal for the taxpayer. It’s difficult to know how they made the decision.
Oh yeah and what does “Virgin offered the best deliverable deal for the taxpayer” really mean though?
First Group won, get over it!
Beardie is a first class twat who has driven small business men off his peak time trains with his 300 per cent fare increases since 97 – the guy is a self righteous prick
How can this Tory lead government do this, first we had the baby eating now they’re raping virgins!
I want a judge lead inquiry with 24/7 BBC News coverage.
I would nay be surprised if the Arry Potter authoress became a Labour MP.
More likely a Labour Peer
Whatever, she’ll fit in well with all the other multi-millionaire sons of toil.
The site appears to have lost its style sheets, or whatever replaces those these days.
Ah, now fixed.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4506151/Nurse-has-100-orgasms-a-day.html
I’m no fan of Nadine, but this time she is spot on. Its high time we put the image of this self-serving, pouting bimbo out to grass.
I have never understood what you mean by ‘this Oaten stuff’. I know about rent boys, but beyond that?
Do tell if it’s not libelous. You Peter of all people understand that.
Oh shit, do I really have to explain? Kiss my arse!
Certainly !
@138 August 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Said the man with the shit-eating grin…
Oh you are awful but i like you
http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk/2009/04/07/eat-shit-and-cry-5904474/
Mark Oaten, alias “An Enema of the People,” did give new meaning to that expression “douche bag politician,” though, didn’t he?
I don’t give shit about anything or anyone. I’d have him.
Going out with the boys tonight, I’m gonna get totally plastered
It is alleged that he had frequent hirings of two rent boys behind his wifes back, who in return for Mr Oaten’s money would among many other things defecate into his mouth. It is a paraphilia involving sexual pleasure derived through human faeces via excretion smearing or consumption during a sexual act.
Further reading can be found by look up the following words.
Coprophilia
Fecophilia
Fecalphilia
Coprolagnia
Scat
Circling Corby at 5,000 feet – cannot find safe landing site for parachute jump – abort! Abort! Send in a stooge!
Nadine, you are a shadow of Louise. Who are you?? Ar yeah, you are the one who moans about posh boys. You are just a Meow, Nadine
Michael O’Leary for Prime Minister
Not too long ago I saw a British politician on TV stating that the Taliban had been all but destroyed. Does anyone else recall this?
Mission accomplished.
See Video Post 104.
Ditto
….and without a shot being fired…
more de-Mentsch-ia – its an old story
nothing on policy thank goodness
Today I will be the Essex Lion.
I wish you well.
No Eds are better than two…
Are the public being taken for mugs by a political class that has lost all control over the EU monster?
There are serious, very serious doubts about the lawfulness of these Police Commissioner elections and that they are not in fact an EU ruse – brought in by the back door via ‘localism’ to ‘regionalise’ power [EU Power] into the hands of single individuals – who themselves may be ‘controlled’ individuals.
Note: The Telegraph article of below – Not enough people have noticed it.
Link:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/9497754/Tory-police-candidates-must-find-5000-deposits-while-Labour-fund-theirs.html
Nothing to see here – move along.
Amazon now do a nice line in tinfoil helmets. Try one.
You are Carl Gardner or one of his legal vulture mates – and I have already claimed Carl Gardners scalp.
Why do we need more individuals commissioning crime. Aren’t 650 MPs enough ?
The Home Office and the Electoral Commission – are well aware (have been informed) that there are serious ‘flaws’ in the legality of these elections – yet they remain “Silent” … – If Government have nothing to hide then they too should have nothing to fear.
N.B. The current and past Governments talk, talk and talk of ‘we must ensure “more” transparency and openness’ which means that they have not been open or transparent in the past.
Had a cursory shufti and didn’t see anything in the Telegraph questioning the lawfulness of the elections, just a lot of comment on the expense.
Go and find out who the ‘returning officer’ is in your “REGION” [That's EU-speak for zone] make an appointment with them and ask them about the legality of it all including the publishing by many a local rag ‘promoting’ chosen candidates ….
You just might be surprised – but DO NOT tell the National Press & Media / Their hack-uninvestigativejournos or their media mogul proprietors – because they’re all – having a right old laugh at the British Public.
Let’s just say it’s a secret between all of us here on this website … and we’re going to play along with yet another scam upon the public.
“Let’s just say it’s a secret between all of us here on this website”
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Some people just don’t get ‘Irony’ are you American – Dohh!
I am not bitter and twisted ……but ………
So will it be Mensch + NY = WSJ?
The two Eds simmer is a slight tickle , says M the younger has a degree in ecnomics and has lectured at Harvard (dont know why hes in the labour party as all they do is totally obliterate economies ) and then goes onto to say Ed Balls was senior to him during Brown reign of Terror ,and is a Brownite …mmmmmm
Then goes onto say they have no financial polices for conference ,,,oh I would have thought they have had no financial polices since 2009 would be more accurate , no shadow budget , made a number of wrong calls , still not admitted there polices were wrong , never had a pop at ecnomic clone EU wonkfest.
If labour list pose the question , do you want to keep Ed Balls as shad chancellor , lets see what the results are …….. what do you think of that Eh Grommit ……..
The coalition “will be vulnerable at the next general election when opposition parties could argue that the huge increase in debt is primarily the result of economic incompetence”, a CPS report said.
The coalition “will be vulnerable at the next general election… is accurate enough, the rest is merely padding.
George Osborne, the chancellor, insists his deficit reduction target has always been a rolling mandate and that, as long as Treasury budget plans will eliminate the structural deficit over the following five years, his target is being met.
Osborne couldn’t have hit his target if he painted a roundel on his head and put a sawn-off in his mouth.
The man is a vain , bloody , fool .
He is merely a dilitante meddling in things he has no shred of experience or qualification to equip him for.
Osborne is a little rich boy who played at silly fill in jobs until he entered the Tory ‘look after their own’ old boys network.
This entire bloody government is like some sad joke from the turn of the century…
(the 19th century) , when privilege determined all merely by birth.
This lot have shown their own system up for what it is.
A total farce built on ignorant presumption.
Osborne has been a disaster,but rather than show some humility and listen to people who actually know what they are talking about the Tories’ overriding concern is a change in economic policy will show weakness in the face of the electorate, so plough on regardless, hoping for a miracle, and fuck the consequences. It’s sheer overwhelming arrogance bred into the bastards throughout their schooling. And it’s not just the economy, wait for the funding crisis Lansley’s orchestrated for the NHS, so his mates in private medicine can cash in. Then we have the incompetent Duncan Smith’s mother of all fuck ups, Universal Credit, and believe me that’s going to be a belter. They’ve had one chance after 13 years and blown it big time, they’re going have to go back to the drawing board for another generation.
George is doing great. A little slow at turning things around but then that was to be expected. You are obviously like Moose one of those doom and gloom merchants, expecting and demanding an instantaneous recovery at the drop of a hat..
Look on the bright side. Everybody is saving instead of splashing out on junk they do not need yet despite that offiial figures [instead of initial estimates] show last quarters ONS results have been rounded up a fraction.
Ed Miliband has been almost absent from press reports.
It’s raining so there’s little chance of forest fires.
You are hard to please aren’t you.
Lions have been sighted in Essex…which makes a change from the flaming comets that are the traditional arbiters of disaster
I always examine my poo for arbiters of bum disaster.
Take everything with a pinch of salt.
I saw a puss in Boots over the weekend but ignored it. Who needs the fuss.
Dear me. Someone took LSD & this photo & it’s a lion…….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9501970/Picture-emerges-of-the-100-per-cent-lion.html
Looks like a pussy cat to me.
(cuttle) (huff) MEYOOOWWWWLLLRRR!!! A-HUURRKK!! (ting)
Hare raising!
I take note of that assessment , unfortunately a number of people with slightly different views on what works , get a going over . Thats the trouble with wonk , it can have such a grip on even educated people . Unfortunately such things dont just go off at government level , where redevelopement is concerned . Under Labour we all kind of got used to it £15mn here £24mn there useually ending up being closed less than 5yrs later.
I have no objection to gov money going into certifiable things like cleaning up sites for redevelopement , but I would think in this climate the government should only be working with schools , hospitals and transport , godness knows were all now paying for Labours wonk , the last thing we need is white elephant race mk 2 .
I appreciate Osbourne has had somthing of a sympathy vote , in that Labour managed to knacker the economy , so beyond normal limits , even two years into the valley of debt , there is still some doubt about how it turns out , such is the scale of it . His budget got a pasting and the EU default/resolution scenario has taken 12 months longer than everyone thought , which if not clearly resolved by Oct is new territory . Germany is now said to be pushing for a new EU treaty for full union in Dec , which whiffs of the last throw of the dice or just buying more time, if ever there was one . If he strolls into that robbery armed with pasty tax and jet cars , he will be down there Gordon Brown and Dave with him …
This blog needs many more trolls like myself.
Sge’s off, having completed her Menschtrual cycle.
The best revenge (for Mensch) is living well.
But what about poor Richard and his Virgin empire mmm?
Think of the virgins for god sake! I do.
I love bank holidays, just been out with the boys and got totally shitfaced.
To Dave’s Mirage Ceremony for Givers and Receivers.
Man,I’m enjoyin’ dis muticultural Notting Hill carnival.
Bloodclots !
Fortunately I live in white part of town.
Not anymore, obviously.
Guido’s Twitter feed: “Why does the FBI investigate skinny-dipping Congressmen? In another jurisdiction? Is it illegal?”
Errmm, Guido: Prince, party in Vegas, embarrassing photos– you do the maths…OK, so today is a holiday, maybe you can be forgiven for giving your common sense a little time off.
Ah! the skinny-dippers story – recently “Published” into the public domain and from months ago which ‘has been kept silent’ ….. no gueSS’s as to why?
The dip happening in that Is unreal land of illusion.
Now who could be the main beneficiaries of the silence of the skinny-dippers story?
Bad news for CCHQ (Press Office)
I’ve just joined UKIP.
Nigel Farage is my hero now.
That’s nothing. Guido’s my heroin.
Mensch’s inability to toddle off quietly reveals what was always suspected – she is addicted to self promotion and is a classic narcissist. The HoC is a dull place with lousy money for a woman who has $$$$ tattooed on her forehead. Well done ND! – now UnterMensch – get thee hence to NYC and cozy up to the “elite” over there.
The world of the plastic Barbi Doll awaits her…or as we call it Fox News.
If Engerland wasn’t run by the the government in Europe, would Nadine and Mensch be so busy doing proper work that they wouldn’t have time for this type of thing?
Yes.
FFS as a female of the not Femail variety I think these two very poor examples of their sex should put a sock in it.
Utterly pathetic. I’d be embarrassed for my gender if it was not bettered by the actions of many of the male members.
Trots off grumbling at the piss poor representation of the people we put up with & finds another glass of red.
Louise always reminds me of this song:
followed by that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfeRJ4JBEHc
.. in fact I think they must have been written for people like her.
Poor spelling and the number of grammatical errors on this board have increased considerably recently. Can you ALL please stop trying to post with phones and ipads. From now on a real PC is mandatory. And I shall be checking…
My spelling is atrocious & my grammer is worster than my spelling.
All on a pc.
So check away.
Sent from a clapped out acer desktop with a hope & a prayer bt line.
Do I get a C?
Pipple donne speke proper englander no more, not like when i was a children.
A*.
uck offf
Bitch-fight! YAY!
I can confirm that the Essex Lion is even as we speak on board a plane bound for Venezuela
Nah i ain’t Willie Bum Boy
You gonna make me , are ya ? are ya ?
http://p.twimg.com/A1QjBy-CQAA4eCg.jpg
The “Essex Lion” has now revealed its identity…….reports indicate that “Teddy Bear” has acquired the services of a well known publicist to promote his image….and rumour is that he will be appearing in the starring role of the “Cheshire Cat” in the new production of Alice in Wonderland to be set in an around Basildon
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2194481/Is-Teddy-giant-tom-cat-really-mystery-lion-Essex.html
Let the bitches fight it out.
These recesses are creating all kinds of wonderings
Gormless fucktard Owen Jones comes from the position that he believes everyone aspires to be white middle class lefty
At no point does he ever consider that people actually like being a chav, uneducated or living on benefits
But darrhhling! Can’t we all be like meee! – white middle class lefty, chavily trendy, uneducated – Oxford taught me nothing! – so many, like me – are learnt by the school of life! – and in a way, yes, I do live on benefits, – the Grouniad only pays Government sponsored pocket money – IOW benefits!
There, – better?
How simply marvellous to get into Oxford with only one measly A level.
I am watching the the BBC’s latest multicult brainwash at the moment.
I never knew muzzies where such fun fluffy and funloving characters, phfff, how wrong was I eh!
How do you make jokes about marrying off ten year olds,denying girls an education and female genital mutilation?
Don’t know but Diane Abbott is on BBC2 right now.
christ, it makes BBC NI comedy shows look like works of genius
Shit in it you Twats. The Summer Hols are now finnished. Get back to work.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/9501911/BBC-may-axe-in-house-production-and-open-up-to-competition.html
Well, this is government, Cameron-style
The lad’ll do owt to make you all smile
Today it’s cat fights, with MPs in skirts
Next, he’ll eat his head, to see if it hurts
Ted Heathrow seems to the new consideration of blowing cash , the only problem I have with Airline futures , is that the correct facts and assumptions are made before decisons are made . The wind at the moment is based around capacity and holding patterns , no case has been made about re organising the three london airports differently , to see if it can be solved with the current infrastructure , somthing I would have thought Mr Yeo would have touched upon first .
Heathrow will be wanting more night time slots as per origional plan. The capacity issue looks set to be defined by two aircraft , Boeings Dreamliner and the Airbus superjumbo and my bet is that the superjumbo will win out , to where its fuel range goes . The Dreamliner will provide a different service .
In my view these two different configurations of capacity should be considered , as by the time any new terminal is ready to go , these two aircraft may be dominating the market .Ie actual number of flights could decrease yet capacity go up . I mean would Willie Walsh be better off with gov money to buy new aircraft (reducing his bills) or a new runway that increases them ???
You also have to consider if travel via liner could undercut certain routes or even configure different holiday thinking .
I dont think they can engineer much bigger than a superjumbo , although there is some thought in going considerably faster (hypersonic)for reductions in travel time , but I have a feeling that , although possible , will be a low passenger number aircraft requiring much more engineering attention , rather like concord .
Man or mouse is bit unfair jumboist or dreamlinerist seems nearer the assesment to me …….
Why is Tim “Think of me as a green taxi for sale” Yeo – the conservative’s most high profile “environmentalist” pushing for a third runway anyway??
… I enjoyed this alternative definition:
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
Come in Mad Frankie Haddock, son of COD. Where have you been?
… І еnjоyеd thіs аltеrnаtіvе dеfіnіtіоn:
n. 2 Drаpеry thаt іs mаdе frоm thе mеаt оf cоws.
Cоmе іn Mаd Frаnkіе Hаddоck, sоn оf CОD. Whеrе hаvе yоu bееn?
Nadine is just jealous that louise will get to hob nob with me on fox news and go shooting wolves and bears and stuff,show her russia from my helicopter in the wonderful state of alaska. Two hot conservative chicks who know when the right time is to get the hell out of dodge when we get a better offer elsewhere. Nadine has a girl crush on me but girl you just didn’t kiss ruperts ring enough.
I find nads strangely alluring. But then I am reminded of some sage advice I was given as a callow youth. “remember son. Afterwards you have to talk to them” and it suddenly wears off
Fill your head with sage stuffing.
Yawn , yawn , yawn.
Mad Nads is wrong – Harry most certainly HAS admitted to taking illegal drugs.
And come to think of it, if the boundary review isn’t quite as dead as it currently looks, Mensch isn’t the only woman Tory MP likely to be leaving the Commons, is she Nadine?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2194448/Benefits-cheat-couple-money-send-son-private-school.html#comments
Not as good looking as Jacqui Smith who was a real MP and not a pretend one!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196561/MP-Nadine-Dorries-flaunts-Tatler-photo-shoot-make-Speakers-wife-Sally-Bercow-blush.html
And misses?
DORRIES IS RIGHT> MENSCH IS A CAMEROON BITCH 0 GIOOD RIDDANCE. GET RID OF CAMERON AND OSBORNE NOW!