Naked Photo MP Slams Naked Harry Pics
Chris Bryant has been leading Labour’s onslaught against the Sun for running the Harry pics:
“I can see no public interest whatsoever in publishing Harry photos. It’s about a nasty ‘friend’ making money and papers pretending outrage. One more irony: Sun campaigns against children’s access to porn and leaps to publish soft porn images.”
This from a man who spends his spare time publishing semi-naked pictures of himself on to the internet.
Guido can’t think why he’s so against the media publishing embarrassing photos…
UPDATE: It hasn’t been the best morning for Chris, who has now been forced to apologise for claiming that Louise Mensch is no longer an MP. After know-it-all Bryant sent dozens of tweets insisting the BBC were wrong to introduce Mensch as an MP earlier today:
Note to BBC : @LouiseMensch is no longer an mp or a cms cttee member. No need to interview her any more. Just get @rupertmurdoch direct—
Chris Bryant (@ChrisBryantMP) August 24, 2012
Louise got in touch to set the record straight:
.@LouiseMensch In which case, apologies. I understood you had been offered and accepted and had told constituents you were no longer MP.—
Chris Bryant (@ChrisBryantMP) August 24, 2012
Doh…
Whose plonker does he think he’s pulling?
Arrest that Perv
Engaged his miniscule brain before opening his big gob, just like all these lefty fuckwits.
To be fair though, Unlike Mann, Bryant has evidence that HIS nuts are still attached.
Sadly so is his stupid, empty head.
Surely you are not proposing that John Mann MP, member for Bassetlaw, is not a serial wanker after all?
Imagine if a female MP snapped herself in her skimpies in order to attract partners from the Interweb for casual sex. Different response? I think so, especially from women.
Mmmm. Why am I humming Witchy Woman to myself right now?
*suddenly throws up*
There used to be a whole website dedicated to this fact but it has sadly now closed down. I foud this though
http://www.torybear.com/2010/03/mann-down.html
Don’t hum it , darlin – turn it the fuck up x .
This is E to a tee , ain’t it ??
For my SC , wot spurred me on :
Of course that photo that he made public which the Murdoch press made even more public is the sole reason for his personal crusade and wormwood against the Murdoch press.
So why does Tom Watson hate the Murdochs so? Is it because they WON’T publish pictures of him in undress on the grounds of good taste.
That reminds me, I must go and put the unspecified meat on to boil for Sunday Lunch
It is people like Bryant and Mann that give MP,s such a bad name .
What a pair of tossers .
Was he taking a picture of himself in the mirror or is there someone else involved?
What? Another member, you mean?
The mirror’s behind him.
” is there someone else involved ”
Unsurprisingly not
Shocker!
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Just you and me and that is all.
Nakedness!
Disgusting!!
If god had wanted you to go about like this, you would of been born that way.
It’s “…would have been born…” for Christ’s sake, and the name of the magic fairy in the sky should be capitalised.
Or, as it’s fictional, redundant and by definition a busted flush – re-capitalised?
I dont think anybody thinks less of Prince Harry, just the muppet who took the pics and made them public. Bryant though is vile ! those pants are pathetic.
Deficating !
Disgusting !!
If God had wanted you to take a dump in a public place you would have been born with the ability to shit .
The ‘man’ has no shame. Like all of the leftie morons, he relies on the electorate having short memories.
The bloke is pants.
Unlike rightie morons, who always have a picture of Bryant posing in his pants in their minds?
I’ll pose naked.
Or perhaps pictures of your namesake giving the now Lady Falkender what is known as a “Prescott” or “Hull Trouser Press” on his desk at no: 10?
What a revolting picture .
Now the Marcia, we have to “be safe” – how does this Lavender letter go on?
You so often do, luv. The gypsies love it – the rest of us don’t. Premier Tart of Great Britain.
Bryant just can’t help himself, even if he looks like a fool. Whether its standing in his Y-fronts or looking like a hypocrit, he’s a joke.
Also we have Harry having some fun in Vegas whilst Bryant is perving out in his Y-fronts and deliberately uploading images to the internet. I know which one is more questionable.
A naked person is “soft porn”. He better stay away from beaches, there’s no telling what he’d do or say.
Good question!
And then doing a runner?
I’d make them Pisum selves with fear, the dirty bastards! Hands off our pods!
Thwack, shuffle shuffle, thwack….arrrr
So what is new? So Chrissy Bryant is a prize Hunt.
I though everybody knew that….don’t they?
On te same basis, I must be a prize Bryant.
Yes, but the difference is that Chris B was taking his own photograph whereas the Prince had a girl doing it for him; Harry was playing with a young American floosie, Bryant with himself.
That would have been handy!
He’s just jealous that Harry is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd burgling leftie toerag.
Hahahahahahahaha
I see Louise Mensch has waded in, (always keen for a bit publicity herself). Bet she wouldn’t be singing the same tune if it was pictures of Kate…
He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd burgling leftie toerag.
Hahahahahahahaha
The ex Rev Bryant is such a hypocrite…a man who lives by the maxim of “do as I say & not as I do!”
Ah, you mean he’s a politician?
Ah! I get it now it’s Hunt the politician day now.
Of all the prize hunts we have Chrissy boy is one of the greatest.
Leave him alone he’s not been a well girlie.
ex Reverent you say, ahh, I thought there was something of the public puritan about him
That be our client Alfa 101 that be.
He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd bur-gling leftie toerag.
Hahahahahahahaha
He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the t-u-r-d b-u-r-g-l-i-n-g leftie toerag.
Hahahahahahahaha
And the ginger gets shags unlike Bryant who hangs around bogs hoping for some shit stained cock to suck off
It’s good to know that there is still someone with a pair of balls. I am talking of Rupert – not Harry or Bryant.
It’s good to know that there is still someone with a pair of balls. I am talking of Rupert – not Har*ry or Bryant.
Kudos to horehound for his Comment of the Day yesterday which I missed whilst driving over the Alps yesterday: Don’t think I’d want to see a Guardian intern naked.
Most of them would probably win the hairy arse contest.
I’ll have you know I get my catflap waxed on a WEEKLY basis! – Patrizio doesn’t like the tickling on his nose.
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Injustice, crime, corruption, abuse of power. All of them exist. I’m sure theres plenty every day every week. Do the Sun test their powers by tweaking the tail of the establishment by peering into such issues? Do they put themselves at risk by exposing dangerous truths. No, they serve us up a right royal load of bollocks.
Calm down old man, nobody is forcing you to buy the Sun, unlike the totalitarian twats at the BBC, threatening you with fines and jail if you don’t pay their telly tax.
Yoohooo! beeboid bastards i still haven’t paid it for the last 7 years.
Catch me if you can.
Hahahahahahaha
They are getting praise heaped on them when they haven’t done anything useful.
I suppose you are telling me that I shouldnt say such things, and keep my disagreeable thoughts to myself?
yep
Today, someone removed all the nails from my roof, leaving it vulnerable to strong winds.
Who would do such a thing? The possible consequences are horrible to imagine.
Climate change?
oh I can see this becoming a long running theme. hahahaha
*The Mann Meme is born*
“I never can, or shall, look at him without a shudder.”
Horrible kecks, Chris.
If H*rry had a pierced cock, would he call it a “great-great-great-grandfather”
Hewitt’s great-great-grandfather had a pierced cock?
Bill Clinton has a bent cock.
One day, Brian is going to ban you!
Jeez. How many people have seen those pictures.
You’d think as a politician, he would atleast care about public welfare and have the decency to tan, before such acts. 
Got his Calvin Swine underpants on. Self righteous, hypocrite…….etc.etc.
Those kaks look like something you’d find on a patient in a care home.
Snap! But I was thinking more, secure institution.
Those pants look a bit, well, pants really. A tad grubby too I’ll warrant.
Q. Are the skid marks on the inside or outside?
A. Both.
I bet he dresses to the left!
Don’t grown men, dressed only in underpants, realise that children have access to the internet?
Camera, pants, internet.
Fucking wrong, that.
The Mail is trying to put the blame on Harry’s police bodyguards and saying they should have taken the camera and deleted the images.
The police have no right to take a camera off someone in the UK and no right to delete photographs without a court order so how can they expect them to do it in a foreign country where they have no jurisdiction?
All they could do is try to stand in front of the camera and tell Harry to grow up and behave but I can’t see that having much effect especially if he was drunk.
What planet are you from pal ?
If I was a manager of a five star hotel charging thousands a night there would most certainly be a rule that no member of staff should be invited into a suite or room by a guest.
If I did not take a firm stand like this people might get to thinking I was managing some sort of top of the range knocking shop.
Heaven forbid!
He needs to use some Omo washing powder on those pants.
He should get on the bus to Primark and buy some nice black boxers
When in the interests of investigative journals are the Sun going to identify they young lady with no clothes on in the proximity of our Prince.
By her actions she has brought the institution of the Monarchy and this great county of ours to its knees.
She should be publicly named and shamed.
I know I am a pretty old fashioned type of guy and I would like to take her outside and shoot her. However these days I know I cannot do that because she has human rights. However I think I have a right to tell her face to face what I think of her disgusting behavior .
In this regard I believe the Press has a valuable public service to provide.
A woman such as this should not be allowed to take money for a sordid kiss and tell story and then disappear with the cash.
It must have been wishful thinking re La Mensch. Either that or he has a complete disregard for facts. Do you remember him going on the BBC during Phone Hacking Week and alleging that Cameron had been told by Buckingham Palace not to hire Andy Coulson? A complete fabrication (which the ‘unbiased’ BBC were happy to transmit.)
What a silly bunt.
That photo brings a wee lump to the kilt.
I didn’t understand the tweet. What does “apologies” mean?
Ooooooooooooooh, I say!
Where are the role models for our kids?
Can we have ms mensch as the bailiff of the Manor of Northstead, please. It and Scarborough need a little shake to see whether they are still breathing. She could read some of her famed poetry, perhaps.
Pliny the welder gets me at the bottom of my stomach.aye, Claudius.