August 24th, 2012

Naked Photo MP Slams Naked Harry Pics

Chris Bryant has been leading Labour’s onslaught against the Sun for running the Harry pics:

“I can see no public interest whatsoever in publishing Harry photos. It’s about a nasty ‘friend’ making money and papers pretending outrage. One more irony: Sun campaigns against children’s access to porn and leaps to publish soft porn images.”

This from a man who spends his spare time publishing semi-naked pictures of himself on to the internet.

Guido can’t think why he’s so against the media publishing embarrassing photos…

UPDATE: It hasn’t been the best morning for Chris, who has now been forced to apologise for claiming that Louise Mensch is no longer an MP. After know-it-all Bryant sent dozens of tweets insisting the BBC were wrong to introduce Mensch as an MP earlier today:

Louise got in touch to set the record straight:



  1. 1

    Whose plonker does he think he’s pulling?


  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Was he taking a picture of himself in the mirror or is there someone else involved?


  3. 4
    Nonjob says:



    If god had wanted you to go about like this, you would of been born that way.


    • 17
      Col Nut says:

      It’s “…would have been born…” for Christ’s sake, and the name of the magic fairy in the sky should be capitalised.


    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      I dont think anybody thinks less of Prince Harry, just the muppet who took the pics and made them public. Bryant though is vile ! those pants are pathetic.


    • 83
      Its all about appropriate conduct for an appropriate Time and Place you twat ! says:

      Deficating !

      Disgusting !!

      If God had wanted you to take a dump in a public place you would have been born with the ability to shit .


  4. 5
    Mike Hunt says:

    The ‘man’ has no shame. Like all of the leftie morons, he relies on the electorate having short memories.


  5. 7
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Bryant just can’t help himself, even if he looks like a fool. Whether its standing in his Y-fronts or looking like a hypocrit, he’s a joke.

    Also we have Harry having some fun in Vegas whilst Bryant is perving out in his Y-fronts and deliberately uploading images to the internet. I know which one is more questionable.


  6. 8
    Liarpoliticians says:

    A naked person is “soft porn”. He better stay away from beaches, there’s no telling what he’d do or say.


  7. 9
    Chris 'they'll be a welcome in the anus' Bryant says:

    Thwack, shuffle shuffle, thwack….arrrr


  8. 11
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    So what is new? So Chrissy Bryant is a prize Hunt.
    I though everybody knew that….don’t they?


  9. 12
    smoggie says:

    Yes, but the difference is that Chris B was taking his own photograph whereas the Prince had a girl doing it for him; Ha­rry was playing with a young American floosie, Bryant with himself.


  10. 13
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that Harry is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd burgling leftie toerag.



  11. 14
    Mandy's right hand man says:

    I see Louise Mensch has waded in, (always keen for a bit publicity herself). Bet she wouldn’t be singing the same tune if it was pictures of Kate…


  12. 16
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd burgling leftie toerag.



  13. 18
    Anonymous says:

    The ex Rev Bryant is such a hypocrite…a man who lives by the maxim of “do as I say & not as I do!”


    • 23
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Ah, you mean he’s a politician?


      • 66
        Whippersnapper2 says:

        Ah! I get it now it’s Hunt the politician day now.
        Of all the prize hunts we have Chrissy boy is one of the greatest.
        Leave him alone he’s not been a well girlie.


    • 43
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      ex Reverent you say, ahh, I thought there was something of the public puritan about him


  14. 20
    Gaydar says:

    That be our client Alfa 101 that be.


  15. 21
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd bur-gling leftie toerag.



  16. 24
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the t-u-r-d b-u-r-g-l-i-n-g leftie toerag.



    • 29
      Gaydon BrooooN says:

      And the ginger gets shags unlike Bryant who hangs around bogs hoping for some shit stained cock to suck off


  17. 25 says:

    It’s good to know that there is still someone with a pair of balls. I am talking of Rupert – not Harry or Bryant.


  18. 26 says:

    It’s good to know that there is still someone with a pair of balls. I am talking of Rupert – not Har*ry or Bryant.


  19. 27

    Kudos to horehound for his Comment of the Day yesterday which I missed whilst driving over the Alps yesterday: Don’t think I’d want to see a Guardian intern naked.

    Most of them would probably win the hairy arse contest.


  20. 28
    SP4BS says:

    Injustice, crime, corruption, abuse of power. All of them exist. I’m sure theres plenty every day every week. Do the Sun test their powers by tweaking the tail of the establishment by peering into such issues? Do they put themselves at risk by exposing dangerous truths. No, they serve us up a right royal load of bollocks.


    • 37
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      Calm down old man, nobody is forcing you to buy the Sun, unlike the totalitarian twats at the BBC, threatening you with fines and jail if you don’t pay their telly tax.

      Yoohooo! beeboid bastards i still haven’t paid it for the last 7 years.

      Catch me if you can.



      • 45
        SP4BS says:

        They are getting praise heaped on them when they haven’t done anything useful.

        I suppose you are telling me that I shouldnt say such things, and keep my disagreeable thoughts to myself?


  21. 32
    John Mann M.P. says:

    Today, someone removed all the nails from my roof, leaving it vulnerable to strong winds.

    Who would do such a thing? The possible consequences are horrible to imagine.


  22. 33
    Queen Victoria (of Edward, Prince of Wales) says:

    “I never can, or shall, look at him without a shudder.”


  23. 36
    The Underpants Gnome says:

    Horrible kecks, Chris.


  24. 39
    SP4BS says:

    If H*rry had a pierced cock, would he call it a “great-great-great-grandfather”


  25. 40
    Chris Bryant says:

    One day, Brian is going to ban you!


  26. 41

    Jeez. How many people have seen those pictures. :| You’d think as a politician, he would atleast care about public welfare and have the decency to tan, before such acts. :|


  27. 44
    Tantrum says:


  28. 48
    keredybretsa says:

    Got his Calvin Swine underpants on. Self righteous, hypocrite…….etc.etc.


  29. 55
    dirty grub says:

    Those kaks look like something you’d find on a patient in a care home.


  30. 56
    Lord Levitation says:

    Those pants look a bit, well, pants really. A tad grubby too I’ll warrant.


  31. 60
    Lord Levitation's fine tailor says:

    I bet he dresses to the left!


  32. 61
    Stoke says:

    Don’t grown men, dressed only in underpants, realise that children have access to the internet?

    Camera, pants, internet.

    Fucking wrong, that.


  33. 65
    MB. says:

    The Mail is trying to put the blame on Harry’s police bodyguards and saying they should have taken the camera and deleted the images.

    The police have no right to take a camera off someone in the UK and no right to delete photographs without a court order so how can they expect them to do it in a foreign country where they have no jurisdiction?

    All they could do is try to stand in front of the camera and tell Harry to grow up and behave but I can’t see that having much effect especially if he was drunk.


  34. 69
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    If I was a manager of a five star hotel charging thousands a night there would most certainly be a rule that no member of staff should be invited into a suite or room by a guest.

    If I did not take a firm stand like this people might get to thinking I was managing some sort of top of the range knocking shop.

    Heaven forbid!


  35. 70
    Daz says:

    He needs to use some Omo washing powder on those pants.


  36. 72
    Bob Jay says:

    When in the interests of investigative journals are the Sun going to identify they young lady with no clothes on in the proximity of our Prince.

    By her actions she has brought the institution of the Monarchy and this great county of ours to its knees.

    She should be publicly named and shamed.

    I know I am a pretty old fashioned type of guy and I would like to take her outside and shoot her. However these days I know I cannot do that because she has human rights. However I think I have a right to tell her face to face what I think of her disgusting behavior .

    In this regard I believe the Press has a valuable public service to provide.

    A woman such as this should not be allowed to take money for a sordid kiss and tell story and then disappear with the cash.


  37. 75
    Anon. says:

    It must have been wishful thinking re La Mensch. Either that or he has a complete disregard for facts. Do you remember him going on the BBC during Phone Hacking Week and alleging that Cameron had been told by Buckingham Palace not to hire Andy Coulson? A complete fabrication (which the ‘unbiased’ BBC were happy to transmit.)


  38. 81
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    What a silly bunt.


  39. 82
    Gordon's Brown says:

    That photo brings a wee lump to the kilt.


  40. 84
    Louise Mental "MP" says:

    I didn’t understand the tweet. What does “apologies” mean?


  41. 87
    Mandy says:

    Ooooooooooooooh, I say!


  42. 91
    Thula says:

    Where are the role models for our kids?


  43. 92
    sitwosaints says:

    Can we have ms mensch as the bailiff of the Manor of Northstead, please. It and Scarborough need a little shake to see whether they are still breathing. She could read some of her famed poetry, perhaps.


  44. 93
    sitwosaints says:

    Pliny the welder gets me at the bottom of my stomach.aye, Claudius.


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