August 24th, 2012

Naked Photo MP Slams Naked Harry Pics

Chris Bryant has been leading Labour’s onslaught against the Sun for running the Harry pics:

“I can see no public interest whatsoever in publishing Harry photos. It’s about a nasty ‘friend’ making money and papers pretending outrage. One more irony: Sun campaigns against children’s access to porn and leaps to publish soft porn images.”

This from a man who spends his spare time publishing semi-naked pictures of himself on to the internet.

Guido can’t think why he’s so against the media publishing embarrassing photos…

UPDATE: It hasn’t been the best morning for Chris, who has now been forced to apologise for claiming that Louise Mensch is no longer an MP. After know-it-all Bryant sent dozens of tweets insisting the BBC were wrong to introduce Mensch as an MP earlier today:

Louise got in touch to set the record straight:

Doh…


94 Comments

  1. 1

    Whose plonker does he think he’s pulling?

  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Was he taking a picture of himself in the mirror or is there someone else involved?

  3. 3
    Merv says:

    Arrest that Perv

  4. 4
    Nonjob says:

    Nakedness!

    Disgusting!!

    If god had wanted you to go about like this, you would of been born that way.

  5. 5
    Mike Hunt says:

    The ‘man’ has no shame. Like all of the leftie morons, he relies on the electorate having short memories.

  6. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Engaged his miniscule brain before opening his big gob, just like all these lefty fuckwits.

  7. 7
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Bryant just can’t help himself, even if he looks like a fool. Whether its standing in his Y-fronts or looking like a hypocrit, he’s a joke.

    Also we have Harry having some fun in Vegas whilst Bryant is perving out in his Y-fronts and deliberately uploading images to the internet. I know which one is more questionable.

  8. 8
    Liarpoliticians says:

    A naked person is “soft porn”. He better stay away from beaches, there’s no telling what he’d do or say.

  9. 9
    Chris 'they'll be a welcome in the anus' Bryant says:

    Thwack, shuffle shuffle, thwack….arrrr

  10. 10
    A Driven Faggot says:

    Of course that photo that he made public which the Murdoch press made even more public is the sole reason for his personal crusade and wormwood against the Murdoch press.

  11. 11
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    So what is new? So Chrissy Bryant is a prize Hunt.
    I though everybody knew that….don’t they?

  12. 12
    smoggie says:

    Yes, but the difference is that Chris B was taking his own photograph whereas the Prince had a girl doing it for him; Ha­rry was playing with a young American floosie, Bryant with himself.

  13. 13
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that Harry is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd burgling leftie toerag.

    Hahahahahahahaha

  14. 14
    Mandy's right hand man says:

    I see Louise Mensch has waded in, (always keen for a bit publicity herself). Bet she wouldn’t be singing the same tune if it was pictures of Kate…

  15. 15
    strangers bar says:

    The bloke is pants.

  16. 16
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd burgling leftie toerag.

    Hahahahahahahaha

  17. 17
    Col Nut says:

    It’s “…would have been born…” for Christ’s sake, and the name of the magic fairy in the sky should be capitalised.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    The ex Rev Bryant is such a hypocrite…a man who lives by the maxim of “do as I say & not as I do!”

  19. 19
    Old Wilsonian says:

    Unlike rightie morons, who always have a picture of Bryant posing in his pants in their minds?

  20. 20
    Gaydar says:

    That be our client Alfa 101 that be.

  21. 21
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the turd bur-gling leftie toerag.

    Hahahahahahahaha

  22. 22
    Jeremy 'Call me Rupert' Hunt says:

    On te same basis, I must be a prize Bryant.

  23. 23
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Ah, you mean he’s a politician?

  24. 24
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s just jealous that the young prince is more famous,handsome,ripped and more wealthy that the t-u-r-d b-u-r-g-l-i-n-g leftie toerag.

    Hahahahahahahaha

  25. 25
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    It’s good to know that there is still someone with a pair of balls. I am talking of Rupert – not Harry or Bryant.

  26. 26
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    It’s good to know that there is still someone with a pair of balls. I am talking of Rupert – not Har*ry or Bryant.

  27. 27

    Kudos to horehound for his Comment of the Day yesterday which I missed whilst driving over the Alps yesterday: Don’t think I’d want to see a Guardian intern naked.

    Most of them would probably win the hairy arse contest.

  28. 28
    SP4BS says:

    Injustice, crime, corruption, abuse of power. All of them exist. I’m sure theres plenty every day every week. Do the Sun test their powers by tweaking the tail of the establishment by peering into such issues? Do they put themselves at risk by exposing dangerous truths. No, they serve us up a right royal load of bollocks.

  29. 29
    Gaydon BrooooN says:

    And the ginger gets shags unlike Bryant who hangs around bogs hoping for some shit stained cock to suck off

  30. 30

    To be fair though, Unlike Mann, Bryant has evidence that HIS nuts are still attached.

    Sadly so is his stupid, empty head.

  31. 31

    What? Another member, you mean?

  32. 32
    John Mann M.P. says:

    Today, someone removed all the nails from my roof, leaving it vulnerable to strong winds.

    Who would do such a thing? The possible consequences are horrible to imagine.

  33. 33
    Queen Victoria (of Edward, Prince of Wales) says:

    “I never can, or shall, look at him without a shudder.”

  34. 34

    Surely you are not proposing that John Mann MP, member for Bassetlaw, is not a serial wanker after all?

  35. 35
    process of elimination says:

    The mirror’s behind him.

  36. 36
    The Underpants Gnome says:

    Horrible kecks, Chris.

  37. 37
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Calm down old man, nobody is forcing you to buy the Sun, unlike the totalitarian twats at the BBC, threatening you with fines and jail if you don’t pay their telly tax.

    Yoohooo! beeboid bastards i still haven’t paid it for the last 7 years.

    Catch me if you can.

    Hahahahahahaha

  38. 38
    Burke Cow says:

    I’ll pose naked.

  39. 39
    SP4BS says:

    If H*rry had a pierced cock, would he call it a “great-great-great-grandfather”

  40. 40
    Chris Bryant says:

    One day, Brian is going to ban you!

  41. 41

    Jeez. How many people have seen those pictures. :| You’d think as a politician, he would atleast care about public welfare and have the decency to tan, before such acts. :|

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Hewitt’s great-great-grandfather had a pierced cock?

  43. 43
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    ex Reverent you say, ahh, I thought there was something of the public puritan about him

  44. 44
  45. 45
    SP4BS says:

    They are getting praise heaped on them when they haven’t done anything useful.

    I suppose you are telling me that I shouldnt say such things, and keep my disagreeable thoughts to myself?

  46. 46
    Gordon Brown says:

    That reminds me, I must go and put the unspecified meat on to boil for Sunday Lunch

  47. 47
    Mad Frankie's Older Sister says:

    ” is there someone else involved ”

    Unsurprisingly not

  48. 48
    keredybretsa says:

    Got his Calvin Swine underpants on. Self righteous, hypocrite…….etc.etc.

  49. 49
    Mad Frankie's Older Sister says:

    Climate change?

  50. 50
    Mad Frankie's Older Sister says:

    yep

  51. 51
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Imagine if a female MP snapped herself in her skimpies in order to attract partners from the Interweb for casual sex. Different response? I think so, especially from women.

  52. 52
    The ghost of Bryant's lonely mother says:

    Shocker!

  53. 53
    the clown says:

    oh I can see this becoming a long running theme. hahahaha

  54. 54
    Shelley Wordsworth says:

    Mirror, mirror on the wall
    Just you and me and that is all.

  55. 55
    dirty grub says:

    Those kaks look like something you’d find on a patient in a care home.

  56. 56
    Lord Levitation says:

    Those pants look a bit, well, pants really. A tad grubby too I’ll warrant.

  57. 57
    Lord Levitation says:

    Snap! But I was thinking more, secure institution.

  58. 58
    Omar Barty says:

    Good question!

  59. 59

    Mmmm. Why am I humming Witchy Woman to myself right now?

    *suddenly throws up*

  60. 60
    Lord Levitation's fine tailor says:

    I bet he dresses to the left!

  61. 61
    Stoke says:

    Don’t grown men, dressed only in underpants, realise that children have access to the internet?

    Camera, pants, internet.

    Fucking wrong, that.

  62. 62

    Q. Are the skid marks on the inside or outside?

    A. Both.

  63. 63

    *The Mann Meme is born*

  64. 64
    Monica Lewinsky's cigar case says:

    Bill Clinton has a bent cock.

  65. 65
    MB. says:

    The Mail is trying to put the blame on Harry’s police bodyguards and saying they should have taken the camera and deleted the images.

    The police have no right to take a camera off someone in the UK and no right to delete photographs without a court order so how can they expect them to do it in a foreign country where they have no jurisdiction?

    All they could do is try to stand in front of the camera and tell Harry to grow up and behave but I can’t see that having much effect especially if he was drunk.

  66. 66
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Ah! I get it now it’s Hunt the politician day now.
    Of all the prize hunts we have Chrissy boy is one of the greatest.
    Leave him alone he’s not been a well girlie.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    I dont think anybody thinks less of Prince Harry, just the muppet who took the pics and made them public. Bryant though is vile ! those pants are pathetic.

  68. 68

    Or, as it’s fictional, redundant and by definition a busted flush – re-capitalised?

  69. 69
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    If I was a manager of a five star hotel charging thousands a night there would most certainly be a rule that no member of staff should be invited into a suite or room by a guest.

    If I did not take a firm stand like this people might get to thinking I was managing some sort of top of the range knocking shop.

    Heaven forbid!

  70. 70
    Daz says:

    He needs to use some Omo washing powder on those pants.

  71. 71

    Or perhaps pictures of your namesake giving the now Lady Falkender what is known as a “Prescott” or “Hull Trouser Press” on his desk at no: 10?

  72. 72
    Bob Jay says:

    When in the interests of investigative journals are the Sun going to identify they young lady with no clothes on in the proximity of our Prince.

    By her actions she has brought the institution of the Monarchy and this great county of ours to its knees.

    She should be publicly named and shamed.

    I know I am a pretty old fashioned type of guy and I would like to take her outside and shoot her. However these days I know I cannot do that because she has human rights. However I think I have a right to tell her face to face what I think of her disgusting behavior .

    In this regard I believe the Press has a valuable public service to provide.

    A woman such as this should not be allowed to take money for a sordid kiss and tell story and then disappear with the cash.

  73. 73
    Loopy Lou says:

    He should get on the bus to Primark and buy some nice black boxers

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    It is people like Bryant and Mann that give MP,s such a bad name .
    What a pair of tossers .

  75. 75
    Anon. says:

    It must have been wishful thinking re La Mensch. Either that or he has a complete disregard for facts. Do you remember him going on the BBC during Phone Hacking Week and alleging that Cameron had been told by Buckingham Palace not to hire Andy Coulson? A complete fabrication (which the ‘unbiased’ BBC were happy to transmit.)

  76. 76

    I’ll have you know I get my catflap waxed on a WEEKLY basis! – Patrizio doesn’t like the tickling on his nose.

    Sent from my TenaPad: TuscanTwatToynbe@gruniad.lichtenstein.org

  77. 77
    What a plonker. says:

    What a revolting picture .

  78. 78

    And then doing a runner?

  79. 79

    I’d make them Pisum selves with fear, the dirty bastards! Hands off our pods!

  80. 80

    Now the Marcia, we have to “be safe” – how does this Lavender letter go on?

  81. 81
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    What a silly bunt.

  82. 82
    Gordon's Brown says:

    That photo brings a wee lump to the kilt.

  83. 83
    Its all about appropriate conduct for an appropriate Time and Place you twat ! says:

    Deficating !

    Disgusting !!

    If God had wanted you to take a dump in a public place you would have been born with the ability to shit .

  84. 84
    Louise Mental "MP" says:

    I didn’t understand the tweet. What does “apologies” mean?

  85. 85
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    What planet are you from pal ?

  86. 86
    Evil Landlord says:

    There used to be a whole website dedicated to this fact but it has sadly now closed down. I foud this though

    http://www.torybear.com/2010/03/mann-down.html

  87. 87
    Mandy says:

    Ooooooooooooooh, I say!

  88. 88
    John Bellingham says:

    So why does Tom Watson hate the Murdochs so? Is it because they WON’T publish pictures of him in undress on the grounds of good taste.

  89. 89
      says:

    Don’t hum it , darlin – turn it the fuck up x .

    This is E to a tee , ain’t it ??

    For my SC , wot spurred me on :

  90. 90
    Black rod says:

    You so often do, luv. The gypsies love it – the rest of us don’t. Premier Tart of Great Britain.

  91. 91
    Thula says:

    Where are the role models for our kids?

  92. 92
    sitwosaints says:

    Can we have ms mensch as the bailiff of the Manor of Northstead, please. It and Scarborough need a little shake to see whether they are still breathing. She could read some of her famed poetry, perhaps.

  93. 93
    sitwosaints says:

    Pliny the welder gets me at the bottom of my stomach.aye, Claudius.

  94. 94
    Lord Prestud says:

    That would have been handy!


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