August 23rd, 2012

The Sun’s Frontpage
Up Yours Leveson


182 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    What’s the betting that ‘The Express’ runs with a picture of Lady Di?

    ‘How would Lady Di react to pictures of her son naked…?’

    • 5

      poor Julian Assange can still only watch everything from Ecuadorian Channel 9 News.

      “Bono Estente!

      “Sminki pinki! El príncipe emira, tres in lingua los Regio Angletarrio, ‘Harry the Ginger one’ este flagrante nudio dande un sminki pinki, bikini bonko.

      Hasta yungo ladios flash el goolios aristocrático. Inde embarrasse tries chiquita bunga bunga titty grippy.

      Una Reinas Angletarrio, Elisthabeth-Heth heth hethetheth hetheth het heth, mamá-señora, ditos..

      “He’s just like his grandad!”

      “Boutros Boutros Ghali!”

      • 76
        Anonymous says:

        It isn’t the sun wot did it!

        • 115
          UKIP.i.am.awake says:

          Scorchio!

          • Anonymous says:

            Geedough, what’s the point? You are a prize prat, nothing but a bottom feeder.

          • Is strip pool merely the latest development in a royal tradition that began with Princess Elizabeth playing billiards with an already married Robert Dudley on the roof of the Bell Tower: courtesy of Elizabeth’s sister Mary who had arranged private accommodation away from the eyes of the press.

    • 13
      The queen says:

      I’m so wild about H@rry

    • 16
      This site is a fucking joke says:

      This is fucking outrageous .If anyone was to take pictures through someones windows in this voyeristic fashion they would be arrested .Try doing this through your neighbours windows and see what happens. This action here is clearly criminal and the papers and websites publishing these pictures are art and part of this deviant behaviour. Guido you should be ashamed of yourself .this has got fuck all to do with freedom of the press and has fuck public interest justification.
      This site has gone to the dogs and Staines is just a puppet of the pornographer Desmond !

      • 37
        Piss off Trott says:

        And if were a picture of Dave, your viewpoint would be?

        • 51
          This site is a fucking joke says:

          No idea what your fucking talking about mate, no one should have their privacy invaded in this way. The person who took these pictures is a pervy little criminal.End of !

          • Piss off Trott says:

            You know exactly what I am talking about. And if it was Dave you would slate him.

          • This site is a fucking joke says:

            Slate him for what you fuckwit. Piss off Troll !

          • Piss off Trott says:

            I rest my case.

            Piss off Troll.

          • Piss off! says:

            Piss off!

          • 81IIy 8owden i5 7he gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

            I will defend the write of both “This site is a fucking joke” and “Piss off Trott” to express there valable opinoins as the lick – if yu dosnt lick it your can taker a full refund and fucks off

          • smoggie says:

            I think The Sun was correct to publish them in order for the debate around them to be fully informed.

      • 52
        Rupert Murdoch says:

        I forgot the Sun was owned by Desmond … must be an age thing.

        • 66
          This site is a fucking joke says:

          No more like its Guido who is owned by Desmond, do try and keep up retard.

          • smoggie says:

            So why would Guido be promoting one of Desmond’s competitors if that were true ?

          • Forkbender says:

            Smooges, Guido worships the ground that Murdoch walks on and wishes he could have got on the payroll of News Corp

          • Northern Convert says:

            This is a gift for Rupert. It must be a Hack thing
            Guido. Once a Hack…..Is Murdoch editing this site
            now? or… If your not carefull it will end up like TNOTW.
            Dead tree press!!! thats you at the moment.
            Your getting sloppy!! Tighten up man!!Give us the stuff we
            have always loved you for!

      • 77
        Call me "1600rpm" Dave says:

        Cheers m8!

      • 99
        Daniel says:

        Pictures weren’t taken through a window though, were they?

        Don’t see how these pictures are criminal – if you invite someone into your home/hotel room, you have no expectation of privacy.

      • 118
        50 Calibre says:

        She’s still got her knickers on. So what’s the problem. She’s obviously a better pool player than Harry…

    • 146
      SP4BS says:

      I am absolutely pissed off with “cock and tit” journalism being held up as the cornerstone of our freedoms. When its just to sell newspapers. If anything bad happens, it won’t be in those papers if it doesn’t sell. They won’t bother finding out tedious details of bad law or misbehaving powers. Don’t rely on them to be a beacon for freedom or democracy, unless theres a tit or arse picture to go with it.

      • 170
        jrand says:

        Thin edge of a wedge in truth.

      • 175
        what an exhibition! says:

        Oh wind yer neck in Whitehouse! The world is a stage. People buy tabloids to see the actors on it, whether they’re Jamaicans who can run really fast, blokes whose sexual misdemeanours reduce them to having to w.ank in S.American embassies, or cavorting royalty.

  2. 2
    Nonjob says:

    Absolutely disgusting!

    If God had wanted us to go around like this, we would have been born like that.

    • 49
      Not Ewänme says:

      +1

      Fancy a quick Nonny , honey ???

      Not E x x

      • 147
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Thank goodness for Leveson, I have been worried to death about the photos the Russians have got on me, and whether or not they would release them if I upset them. Now I know that they can’t be published, Jahbulon.

    • 152
      Forkbender says:

      I am not sure but that bint behind Hal she looks as if she is wearing a strap-on, something is definitely around the top of her hips

  3. 3
    Pickled Wizard says:

    fuck my hat – a soldier on holiday. {yawn}

    • 70
      Ewänme's ModBot says:

      The Sunny’s front page has a punny
      Wot we is supposed to find funny .
      Two days they is late -
      The web it don’t wait
      Tomorrow , it’s pics of her cunny .

    • 142
      SP4BS says:

      A wonderful day for press freedom.

      I can’t quite work out whether it ranks up there with Watergate, or the day we first saw Jade goody with her kebab out.

  4. 4
    Fact Checker says:

    Is that the print version or the internet version?

  5. 6
    Would you believe it? says:

    So GCSE results fall by an insignificant 0.4% and the BBC throws a hissey fit.

    • 19
      Meanwhile says:

      Emily Makeweight really getting her knickers in a twist with the head bird of Ofqual.
      ” I’ll say this again Emily ( you thick stupid cow ) ………

      • 57
        Fish says:

        Thick stupid cow didn’t get it though, ignoring what she had been told, she persisted throughout the programme suggesting some sort of conspiracy.

        And a quick, helpful message to all of the wailing teachers and GCSE failures: WORK HARDER

        (Just watching the Sky Newspaper review – Bonny Greer seems to be a thick stupid cow also)

        • 100
          Daniel says:

          I got a ‘D’ in GCSE physics in 1987. I used one of those revisions tests recently just to see how I’d fare these days and got 95% right.

          Most of the questions were multiple choice, except the one about climate change: “climate change is happening. We can stop it but we must act NOW!”

          • Mad Al Gore says:

            I could have had a GCSE but I spent all my time playing hockey.

          • SP4BS says:

            Multiple choices were used far more often in the 1980′s than they are today.

            They became unpopular because they were believed to be better for boys.

        • 156
          The standard of guest contributers on SKY News is woeful says:

          She is always a thick cow as she spouts shallow shite everytime she is on

      • 101
        DfE Wallah says:

        The value of your GCSE can go down as well as up; you may end up knowing less than you did to start with.

    • 25

      Its equality.
      They’re obsessed by it.

      Its unfair to mark this years papers harder than last years. Its not equal.

      Exams aren’t equal you dimwits. The bight kids do better than those who never turned up. Schools aren’t equal. The best ones have house prices nearby beyond the reach of any but the wealthiest.

      Note to BBC *Life isn’t fair.

      • 105
        AC1 says:

        > The best ones have house prices nearby beyond the reach of any but the wealthiest.

        Gosh it’s like there must be some sort of economic law for that…

        /Ricardo.

        All subsidies end up in Land prices (those houses cost the same to build anywhere). You can see how much of a mal-investment the state run schools are by looking at prices near it’s worst schools.

    • 27
      BBC says:

      If it wasn’t for that baby-eater, Gove, there would have been a continuation of the Labour-inspired surge towards every pupil being awarded an A*.

      • 30
        Most employers says:

        The capabilities of most pupils competing for jobs in the real world come nowhere near the levels suggested by the grades they are awarded.

        • 106
          AC1 says:

          They should double grade.
          A* all round, then a score percentile. e.g. 98% of people scored less than this candidate.

    • 38
      HenryV says:

      ow do u werk owt persentages

    • 83
      Fuck the BBC says:

      Stats were never their strong point.

    • 132
      JH says:

      BBC reporting a fall in grades:

      May 1997 to May 2010 – Exams are becoming more stringent, showing education education education works! Over to an extended soft-soap interview with Ed Balls to say how fantastic it all is.

      May 2010 to present – Due to evil Tories cutting the EMA, which caused the London riots, blameless students are getting lower grades than the Einstein levels achieved under Labour. The fact that they were still barely literate or numerate did not occur to us; we just want them to know ‘correct’ ‘facts’ about global warming.

      • 158
        its sooooo not fair boo hoo says:

        Notice how it is reported that teachers and pupils and teachers are angry that they didnt get the grades they ‘expected”. This is a fine example of the ‘entitlement’ culture.

        • 177
          Steve P says:

          To be fair the complaint is that people who did their exams in Winter got better grades than those in summer. Which is, literally, “unfair” ?

  6. 7
    Anonymous says:

    What kept them so long?

  7. 8
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There really must be some impending doom coming out of the EU and its ‘undoubted implosion’ – what with this cobbled ‘in it together’ expose by The Royals and Rupee.

    Don’t mention the ‘False Debts’ … that all the people throughout the EU are paying to keep the ‘few’ in their ‘false positions’ …

  8. 9
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    The girl appears to be wearing a bikini bottom – but the Sun’s intern went the whole way. Misreporting, I’d say!

    • 12
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      Note to add: This whole story about Harry is really pathetic, non-news.

      The real news is the financial storm that is about to hit the world’s economy. But the average tabloid reader is too thick to even try and understand.

    • 15
      P Hain says:

      It’s called suntan (or the lack of) Mr I Worm.

  9. 10
    ShowBizforuglypeople says:

    Your unseemly obsession with unremarkable naked pictures of a young man in his twenties is a bit offputting

    almost as offputting as your #tabloidspring hashtag, trying to make your grubby gutter press obsession seem in some way important is just a bit depressing

    Choose your battles Guido, this is just bullshit; taking the shilling from a grubby pornographer and making 50% of your income selling stories to tabloids seems to have made you lose any sense of proportion.

    • 18
      This site is a fucking joke says:

      + infinity

    • 32
      QR's says:

      Except this young man is nearly a very mature thirty years of age and has a responsible job that puts him in charge of 16 year old yoofs up to service pensionable veterans.

      How can he be the officer deciding the fate of men under punishment when he has probably done far worse than them to bring the service into disrepute?

      • 34
        Please stop talking shite says:

        In what way has he brought anything into disrepute ? Is it an offence to have sex in your hotel room now ? Just because some diviant perv is lurking about outside taking pictures doesnt mean its Harrys fault.

        • 39
          The rule book says:

          You have obviously never served in HM armed services.

        • 44
          Sick of the greed and the lies(still) says:

          +1,000
          He is single, He is off duty, he isn’t in uniform(or the pictures wouldn’t sell), and he didn’t know someone was taking pictures. If it was Joe Blog or Soldier Joe, it wouldn’t cause a blip.
          The stories I have heard about the sort of high jinx servicemen get up to make this a storm in a thimble.

          • Life in Uniform says:

            You have no idea of how responsible his job is. No doubt he does and so does his commanding officer. He could easily be dismissed the service.

          • The Red Queen says:

            Responsible? What possible chance is there of him being held responsible for anything?

          • Bogey says:

            Well sending men out face possible death could be rgarded as “responsible”.

          • ffs! says:

            “responsible” would mean him behaving, you know, RESPONSIBLY!

            Fuck all chance of him ever recovering a semblance of that now really IS THERE! He’s a complete arse and has hastened the chase to a republic.

    • 84
      see below says:

      Fuck off tosspot.

      • 171
        Airey Belvoir says:

        As an Officer responsible for flying the most advanced-technology equipment in the armed forces, there is the issue of his security clearance. If his extreme behaviour (stripping naked in a room with strangers wielding cameras) opens him up to blackmail pressures, this will be a concern, and understandably so.

  10. 11
    J Hewitt says:

    Are his pubes and arse hairs ginger?

  11. 14
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Some won’t say it – but I will.

    Could there be an even more despicable plan behind this expose? – Could there be a sick plan to drive this kid into a dark tunnel where he might check out?

    That’d suit plenty of the Firm if it were to happen – history …

    Leave the kid alone.

    • 28

      If he stays away from fiat pandas he should be ok.

      BTW, of all the cars for a secret agency to choose to ram a Mercedes at high speed, Fiat Panda must be just behind Lada Shittivov and just above Robin Reliant.

      • 36
        Blowing Whistles says:

        The Murdoch Press around the world – made a killing out of it. The worlds [Murdoch again] press made a killing out of the death of Peter Falconio – but hey they really really care …. Dohh! about getting the stories out.

        The Murdoch Press – mentioned a salacious article about a certain Captain Kirk some years ago – but – how odd that they [Scum] didn’t mention the final outcome. Groundbreaking Acquittal.

        • 45

          Ok.

          But they have the story. Its on the front page. It will sell another 1/2 million copies because of it.

          The story is a prince without pants.

          Whether it was a Sun paparazzi who took the photo or one of Harry’s mates or a girl from the pool, it doesn’t really matter.
          Someone did and now the crown jewels are on the front page.
          No need to invent some assassination theory is there?

          You could just as easily speculate that Prince Philip took the photos and he passed the pics to the press. Its done the royals a world of good.
          Man of the people..bonking for Britain etc.

      • 65
        Wattock Hunt says:

        It’s Reliant Robin, ignorant tw@t.

        • 67
          Lancia Beta says:

          Your knowledge of shit cars is obviously greater than his.
          From experience of them no doubt.

          • HRH Princess Anne, runner-up in the 3.30 at Kempton Park says:

            The Reliant Scimitar was a pile of horse droppings also. One always felt under pressure to ‘fly the flag’ and, with plenty of back up in the the way of spare parts/cars/bodyguards, one had tens of miles of trouble-free motoring in that Great British Plastic Car.
            Oh, how I hassled Father to persuade Mother to release the purse strings and buy me a Jensen FF.

          • Wattock Hunt says:

            The fact that you’re the one who knows they are shit speaks for itself. I have absolutelyno idea myself.

      • 140
        SP4BS says:

        It was a fiat uno.

        And actually, what he needs to avoid is massive numbers of photographers on motorbikes and a pissed driver. “he didn’t look pissed”, “he didnt drenk much”. no shit, but he was french.

    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      He’s 27 years old – not a “kid” and certainly not a victim.

      • 125
        Anonymous says:

        It was a fiat uno

      • 164
        Pundit too too says:

        And doing it in a 5 star suite which no soldier of his rank can afford.
        Love the way the palace is stating it did not make a stand on this, and the press commission saying it was only doing its duty (to the palace).
        The Toady Programme had the editor of the Independent on (quelle surprise) who whinged on about why he did not do it while the subtext was he lost out due to his PC attitude. Louise Mensch was on and gave them an earfull of common sense which Jim Red Naughty tried to cover up by constantly shouting ovr her.
        Guess who the BBC kept quoting in the news – yes you guessed it The Independent.

    • 138
      SP4BS says:

      No. Its just funny. he got his cock out, It will sell newspapers.

      I repeat. it will sell newspapers. quite simple.

    • 176
      what an exhibition! says:

      P0lly Tuscany of the Islington Village Voice writes that the evil Tories made him do it for their own evil purpose. If you look very closely you can just make out the prince burying bad news.

  12. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Is Michael Gove the only minister who seems to be achieving his objectives?

  13. 20
    Rt Hon Gordon Brown PhD says:

    Yoo hoo, I’m over here

  14. 21
    Rt Hon Gordon Brown PhD says:

    …and here big boy

  15. 22
    Look on the Bright side of life says:

    Could have been much worse. Pictures of Polly in the bollocky buff would have ruined the majority of breakfasts.

  16. 24
    Well it's a thought says:

    Young man not found cottaging outside public toilets, but found naked in swimming pool with women, how disgusting, FFS.

  17. 31
    worker drone 22 says:

    Thank fuck there is a member of the Royal family who is normal.

    If they play this right, Harry’s popularity among the general public will soar.

    • 167
      Ash Ken the Question says:

      Most of the women I know are simply saying Harry’s a fit bloke.

      In reality this is no worse than others of the military persuasion have done for many a year. Yup, he’s single, he’s off-duty and he’s been caught out. His Commanding Officer will be having a strong word in his shell-like, never mind what Granny/Grandad may, and will, say!

  18. 33
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Murdoch scum – only bang on about ‘freedom of the PRESS’ & ‘in the public interest’ selling the scum as if its actually concerned about what’s really in the public interest. Wouldn’t it be surprising to see the Murdoch press – concentrate on the erosion of “Freedom of Expression” for every individual in the country and mention that it was brought to us under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948) Article 19.

    At least the Indy had the good grace to publish a “front page” article about Article 19 some years ago.

    Lets be having you Rupee – the so “humbled” – liar and evil bastard. It was only a million pound bung after all wasn’t it rupee? A drop in the ocean to his accountants.

  19. 42
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    “TAXI” for Harry’s royal protection.

  20. 48
    Jimmy says:

    I don’t claim to be an expert but I think they’re doing it wrong.

    • 110
      AC1 says:

      She got a Strap-on on?

      • 157
        Lord Levitation says:

        I have been examining the image in the minutest detail and can concur, your is the only possible explanation. Further, had the image been captured moments later, I suspect a full reach around would have been in progress.

  21. 56
    Corrupted by Desmond says:

    Guido, a bloke from our town recently got hauled before a court and convicted after it transpired he was sneaking about peoples back gardens and peering in their windows hoping to get himself an eyeful of the folk inside. Do you want me to ask him if he managed to get any pictures of the occupiers having sex inside so you can publish them in your blog?

  22. 71
    A Good Catholic ? says:
  23. 72
    Crown Jewels says:

    Who gives a fuck?

    • 145
      attenshun! says:

      Exactly, squadie having a good time on leave, prabably boring crap like this all over facebook every weekend.

  24. 73
    yawn says:

    I am bored of this. goodnite y’all.

  25. 82
    confused says:

    Why’s he covering his manhood. Is it possible he knew that pictures were being taken???

  26. 91
    Joss Askin says:

    How much did you pay The Sun for the copy of their copy?

  27. 93
    Royal Protection Officer says:

    I fancy him rotten so I let the bitch take the pics knowing I would see them eventually! :) x x x

  28. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Is “The Sun” going to claim the internet as their own next ffs?

  29. 96
    not a machine says:

    Whilst the person and subject matter probebly do divide opinion , and Guido has had a pop at Levenson , I perhaps ponder if rather like the pap up the skirt shots , if this breeching somthing a little more important .
    If Prince Harrys right to privacy cannot be determined , then perhaps non one elses can be .

    So should there be some form of censorship , clearly some aspects of life and the photos of them are personal , private . So would be rather interested what Guido as libertarian , thinks is the line in the sand ?

    Apparently the Naked Harry photos were taken at a private flat/party ie a different place form swiming pool nightclub (a night club with a swimming pool , my how things have changed , used to be a late bar with some nice dining and a small dance floor in my day ) .

    What I mean is could it not start a whole new period of desanitisation to invasion of privacy , true on this occasion it is a royal perhaps playing up to whom he thought were trusted friends , but then you could probebly pap similar photos in any major city after a saturday night out on the lash .
    Is a bit of laugh amongst friends different to placing/publishing your image out of the context of private ??

    Perhaps the portable camera phone has made a new era , and we are all going to be starring in it wether we like it or not ???

    I suppose the question we may ask ourselves If it was friend would you publish it for all the world to see , or is that a lesser sin of this new landscape of spite ….

    • 161
      Freedom of the press my arse ! says:

      Its just further evidence of the descent into utter imbecility our bankrupted society is engaged in. Good to see Fawkes at the forefront of this.

    • 165
      Pundit too too says:

      Everyone is having a go at Leveson at the moment – and not before time.
      What were the press doing besides sleeping on the job or cowering in a corner?
      In this case the best form of defence is attack, and I am sure our press can come up with evidence to their cause that even the loony left Bring Back Communism cannot ignore (in the cause of public interest of course – not that they believe in it).

      • 172
        jrand says:

        Leveson is a pernicious development that highlights growing government authoritarianism, it should be stopped and dropped.

  30. 98
    not a machine says:

    I was just wondering , being as an expert in right wing extremism was used in one news item tonight ,,, how many experts in leftwing extremism are to be found in the EU ? or have such experts been expunged from the EU

  31. 108

    I had not ‘seen’ it yet. I had no desire to go looking for it in the first place.

    What a bunch of liars Sun journos are…

  32. 112
    albacore says:

    Anyone suspect we ain’t seen nuthin’ yet?
    Seems to me it might be a pretty safe bet
    That’s a still from a low-definition vid
    Or a spy-cam ever so easily hid
    A two-bob camera that you’d throw away
    Would give sharper pictures than that one today

  33. 113
    The blue tit in no. 10 says:

    I would like to thank Mr Asil Nadir for his support over the years. He is a man of steal if ever there was one.
    I would also like to thank Hadrian Beechcroft for all the wonga. He certainly has a way with figures.
    Remember, you’re all in it together.
    Toodle pip !

    • 117
      Ed Miliband says:

      I would like to take this opportunity to thank a handful of people (a few union leaders) for making it possible for me to be leader of the hypocrite party.

  34. 114
    Ronald Darling says:

    After Harry got sallied, did he wonk her in the chocolate factory ?

  35. 116
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    What a load of cock being spouted about a soldier being caught having some normal heterosexual fun. And why blame the Sun for showing what the rest of the world and anyone with a computer can see? It is pathetic.

    • 162
      Garry Glitter says:

      Fucking brilliant argument mate,following your logic , if something is available online it should be put on the front pages of our daily newspapers. Excellent .

  36. 119
    50 Calibre says:

    So what’s the problem?

    She’s obviously a better pool player than Harry. She’s still got her knickers on…

  37. 121
    Royals are Knobs says:

    Why is anyone surprised that the intellectually challenged spoilt prince behaves like an intellectually challenged spoilt chav footballer?

    • 123
      Joseph Barton says:

      I’d hardly call all footballers who act like chavs to be intellectually challenged; some of us are quite bright pseudo-intellectuals, thank you!

    • 134
      Anonymous says:

      And how the intellectually challenged bother to lap it up.

  38. 124
    Anonymous says:

    C’mon you guys, monarchists included.
    Brenda wished his “privacy” to be respected. What effing privacy? How many total strangers did this buffoon, pissed out of his tiny brain, invite to join him in his suite in Las Vegas of all places? There were at least two women, the guy who took the pictures for 10 grand, his Scotland Yard protection officers, plus who else?
    Had it been a cabinet minister it would have been on the front page of every newspaper in the country and he would have resigned on the spot.
    Third in line to the Throne, with all the privileges and all the money that goes with the “job” and nearly 30 years old?
    To misquote Oscar Wilde, if these people cannot set a good example of what possible use are they?
    Well done Guido for being the first in this country to put two fingers up to them.
    Keep it up but do check your car wheels occasionally and whatever you do take a friend when you go out anywhere.

    • 128
      UKIP.i.am.awake says:

      Just because you are a monarchist and don’t want the figurehead of the country to be some millionaire, exhibitionist prick like Silvio Berlusconi or c&nt like Tony Blair doesn’t mean you think these pics shouldn’t be published in the Sun.

    • 151
      joke says:

      “Had it been a cabinet minister it would have been on the front page of every newspaper in the country and he would have resigned on the spot.”

      No he wouldnt. That would require honour

      • 169
        Pundit too too says:

        Not often I agree with Any Mouse (so many of them it is sometimes difficult to distinguish) but in this case I do. Publish and be Damned – not sure the inflection is in the right place though.

  39. 127
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    This is the humblest day of my life.

    • 155
      Lord Levitation says:

      It would be hilarious and also a great moment for freedom of the British press is someone could get a snap of the wrinkly prune (you) trying to get it up for Ms Dung.

  40. 129
    Uncle Twiggle says:

    Gotcha!

  41. 131
    gildedtumbril says:

    Who the hell gives a toss what the tossers get up to? These boring dilletantes, drippy willy and dopey harry are the usual dysfunctional specimens of what the hell is its? Their value is zilch.

  42. 133
    Sir Rodney Effing says:

    Got small hands, hasn’t he?

  43. 135

    Is any kind reader out there who could forward me a copy of the official Rules Book for Strip Billiards?

  44. 136
    Gordon Brown says:

    Anyone want to see me naked?

  45. 137
    Wavy says:

    MY first priority is keep Nick happy!

  46. 141
    eyeskyward says:

    Awesome ! Harry is a Man God. This even tops Elmo, who was able to appear on children’s TV with no trousers next to Katy Perry. Sorry Elmo, Prince Harry is our new Man God !

    Did you know Harry takes his clothes off every day?

    I am told that he takes his clothes off and gets Naked before putting on his pyjamas. Then after going to bed…oooo ar misses…He takes of his pajamas and the showers in the nude before putting clothes on again! SHOCK.

    I am pretty sure he has also been naked in Afghanistan. Alongside guys who will never get the chance to wake up naked. So he does understand the importance of making the most of life.

    Isn’t it time we just told the Sun to Fuck Off?

    Mind you the headline say’s it all. Why bother spending money on the Sun? They only publish what you could have seen yesterday online for free.

  47. 149
    Cris says:

    Wow, makes you feel proud to be British. A real victory for a pioneering newspaper. Up there with the Watergate investigation for it’s sheer journalistic brilliance.

  48. 153
    Old Wilsonian says:

    I don’t understand the fuss – it’s not as if young Harry Hewitt is really a royal is it?

  49. 154
    Two Pies Prescott says:

    Political and royal tossers deserve absolute privacy.

  50. 174
    Lord Flashman says:

    Sir

    I am breathless with admiration for Captain Wales. Few Officer’s have ever challenged my record in debauchery. I take my hat off to the young Prince! The Standards and Values of the British Army are rules for the hoi poloi not for Princes. Those who condemn him are ignorant fools who fail appreciate the enoroumous pressure of having free Olympic tickets and having to watch firm bodied young women exerting themselves for two weeks. I for one salute the self-sacrifice, moral-leadership and self-control demonstrated by our heroic Prince in the face such appauling odds. Moreover, this modern Beau Sabre has graciously accepted £3 million training from the humble Tax Payer to learn to pilot one of the most expensive and powerful weapon systems in the world. One day Afghan tribesmen will speak with pride that they had their village flattened by a Prince of the Blood. Always remember that a battle-field is no place for the Professional but solely the preserve of the Gentlemen. To suggest otherwise flies in the face of experience and undermines the social order. It is only Communist subversives who can claim that as a State employee Prince Hal might actually have to fulfil his duties or follow the terms and conditions of his employment. So let us have no more criticism of Captain Wales from the ‘croakers’ and mutinous former soldiers clutching their P45′s, who failed to take full advantage of the opportunities that their careers presented.

    Yours sincerely,

    Lord Flashman
    Mamma Sans Brothel and Lawnmower repair shop
    Bangkok

  51. 178
    P.F. Undit says:

    Shoddy photojournalism. Can’t even get good shots. I don’t know what the big fuss is all about. You can’t see anything vital.

    Cheers!

  52. 180
    mraemiller says:

    Do we really need to see his ring?

  53. 182
    kingmus says:

    Well, this isn’t strange. No one is interested in nude pics of anybody until the person becomes a figure of public interest. Come to think of it, whoever at the centre of this controversy should have been conscious of the fact that nude parties aren’t for Kings and Princesses, especially when they are protrayed as some special beings without equal.

    This brings to fore the media hype these about these otherwise ordinary individuals. Afterall the nude party or sex party didn’t involve any other royals. It was staged and organised with ordinary people…


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