August 23rd, 2012

Harry Photo Mock-Up Nude Sun Intern Revealed

The decision in the Sun newsroom as to whether to run the Harry pics went down to the wire, but in the end they went for a mock-up involving reporter Harry Miller and a Sun fashion intern, Sophie Henderson.

Judging by this photo of her on her own blog (right), Guido has a good idea why she got the job…


  1. 1
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Is she by any chance from the County of Essex?

  2. 2
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite says:

    who gives a shit about harry and his royal knob.

  3. 3
    [insert name here] says:

    How long did you spend searching through her blog for a decent boobs pic?


  4. 4
    Phillip Mountbatten says:

    Leave the poor lad alone – he’s only doing what is normal for a young single fellow. Why if I was 70 years younger I’d have given that young filly a good seeing to as well.

  5. 5
    Harriet Harmen says:

    He’s lucky to pull the birds the ginger rodent!

  6. 6
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite says:

    It is tacky as Fergies toe job.

  7. 7
    Dyke on a Bike says:

    She looks nothing like Harry Hewitt.

  8. 8
    George Gideon Osborne says:

    And speaking of make-ups, I forecast UK growth for the coming year at 5%!

    No, only joking!

  9. 9
    SP4BS says:

    OK, so its an excuse for some pictures.

    I don’t really care who the real girl in the photo was, never mind the one in the fake photo.

  10. 10
    Name (optional) says:

    ..until something popped up.

  11. 11
    alexsandr says:

    You mean you havent already, Plil?

  12. 12
    Dr Jonathan Miller says:

    Is it anatomically possible for Louise Minge to get her head any further up her own arse?

  13. 13
    Tory Bare says:

    It took me less than 3 days

  14. 14
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Harry is of course a ginger stepchild, as in the bon mot “as hated as a…”

  15. 15
    Essex Minger says:

    He is a royal over paid spoilt knob. Behaving like a chav.

  16. 16
    Chav says:

    I wonder how she got the job?

  17. 17
    Agonised Aunt says:

    Tell me again dear, – were you ‘pulled’ as you put it? – or did you have to go searching?

  18. 18
    Punter says:

    How did Wavy?

  19. 19
    Boutros Boutros-Ghali says:

    Is she suffering from lock-jaw?

  20. 20
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “The Alley Cat’s”

    The Alley Cat’s what? IQ? Forward thinking? Strategic alliances? Penchant for ginger?

  21. 21
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Hairy is of course a ginger stepchild, as in the bon mot “as hated as a…”

  22. 22
    chin-chin says:

    Is Sophie Henderson the secret love-child of Bruce Forsyth, Anthea Redfern and Jimmy Hill?

  23. 23
    AC1 says:

    If only debt growth was only 5%….

  24. 24
    annette curton says:

    Lord Levesons shagged it.

  25. 25
    AC1 says:

    Saw this… “Prince Harry’s father has refused to comment on his sons antics. But Prince Charles is said to be furious……….”

  26. 26
    AC1 says:

    Saw this online…

    “Príncé Hárry’s fáthér hás réfúséd tó cómmént ón hís sóns ántícs. Bút Príncé Chárlés ís sáíd tó bé fúríóús……….”

  27. 27
    E. Miliband (Specialist Arsole) says:

    Could you repeat the question please!

  28. 28
    SP4BS says:

    horrible fake memory of saturday tea time in the 1970s.

    I’m glad i was hiding behind the sofa.

  29. 29
    SP4BS says:

    fake sofa ?

  30. 30
    Tachybaptus says:

    His anger is clearly acute.

  31. 31

    I object to these constant references to sex. It seems unceasing. There are higher things to life, you know.

    Like joining the mile high club.

  32. 32
    SP4BS says:

    “Rape comments show why women should run Ministry of Justice”

    Only ones who could be bothered staying in the job for more than 18 months though.

  33. 33
    SP4BS says:

    turd day ?

  34. 34
    annette curton says:

    Jesus wept, how is one supposed to keep abreast of things any more?.

  35. 35
    Jack Dromey (Mrs) says:

    I pulled her by accident in Stringfellows, it was a lesbo night!

  36. 36
    The Royal Institution of Psychiatrists says:

    After reviewing your case notes I am going to increase your medication. Your delusions are becoming more disturbing and more frequent and these in turn may influence others in the group.

  37. 37

    It never occurred to me before that AC1 might speak with an accent.

  38. 38
    William Vague says:

    Oh I do wish they had printed a picture of H@rry’s pert round arse.

  39. 39
    Stuart Kutner says:

    its the charm intelligence and sophistication – innit?

  40. 40
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    High time HRH Prince Henry of Wales (his official name) made a clean breast of things.

  41. 41
    Stuart Kutner says:

    did you hear about the tom cat who was saving up to go on holiday?

    every payday he put as much as he could into the kitty

  42. 42
    SP4BS says:

    you do know of course, that everyone’s got an accent.

    Distrubingly it might be the case that right now estuarine people might consider themselves to be the true non-accented few.

  43. 43
    SP4BS says:

    horrible fake memory of sat’day tea time in the 1970s.

    I’m glad i was hiding behind the sofa.

  44. 44
    Up year on year says:

    Hey, what about the 110,000 Olympic visitors set to claim asylum in UK George?

  45. 45
    Boob job is a good job says:


  46. 46
    SP4BS says:

    “R*pe comments show why women should run Ministry of Justice”

    Only ones who could be bothered staying in the job for more than 18 months though.

  47. 47
  48. 48

    With my background, I prefer to make large deposits but infrequent withdrawals.

  49. 49

    One never knows what you sound like until you hear a recording.

    However, I have been told by someone not far from here that I possess a slightly downgraded received accent.

  50. 50
    Richard Timney says:

    I rang BabeStation last night, the girl asked “what would you like me to do?” “I said for fuck sake get behind the sofa, I’ve lost the TV remote and the wife’s coming down the stairs!!”

  51. 51

    Public life gets more and more like a shabby circus, does it not?

  52. 52

    They are all rather er … well, chubby.

  53. 53
    Lord Stansted says:

    Now you’re talking!

  54. 54
    SP4BS says:

    ah, so you’ve never used a PA system. “good lord I’ve been dubbed instantaneously by Johnny Vagas”

  55. 55
    bit of a dog says:

    cant imagine Harry would rattle one into that eggheaded bint

  56. 56
    ToonBob... says:

    Seems like a nice girl !!

  57. 57

    Do you think they could trap a fat ‘un?

  58. 58

    … and you’re jealous.

  59. 59
    SaltPetre says:

    Are you Julian Assange?

  60. 60

    But for fucks sake don’t employ any from a personnel/ HR background – the whole thing will grind to a halt at the M of J – and they will end up acting like they are the bosses, QC’s and judges!

  61. 61
    National Socialist says:

    I am happy to declare that ‘I wouldn’t’

  62. 62
    National Socialist says:

    Boobpedia is your friend…

  63. 63

    Julian’s dating advice…..

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t know why everyone is picking on Harry. He enjoyed himself and his behaviour was no worse than the thousands of drunks who inhabit our clubs and pubs at the weekend. Give the guy a break.

  65. 65
    My turn? says:

    Is an intern a posh way of saying shag?

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    The press are obviously scared of Leveson. This story doesn’t matter but if they’re afraid to publish these pictures what else they are afraid to publish?

  67. 67
    Jay Leno says:

    Less lock-jaw, more Herman Munster jaw…

  68. 68
    Taxfodder says:

    I have great confidence that the Palace have things under control, why even now their best man is on the case…

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Well he’s not vomited in the street yet or been involved in a punch up – as far as we know – but then unlike the rest of the partying population he does have his own entourage of personal bodyguards.

  70. 70
    Old Grumpy says:

    So he should be! Whilst the libertines might be happy with his antics, I doubt the ordinary SOLDIER is.

    This man is a commander of soldiers and responsible for their discipline, in particular “section 69″: Conduct prejudicial to good conduct and military discipline. That covers this stupidity!

    HOW THE HELL are Commanders going to exercise summary powers over miscreant soldiers with this sort of behaviour going on amongst their privileged Commissioned Ranks!

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    The hypocrisy surrounding this story is astounding. If this had been a premiership footballer, or any high profile sports personality for that matter, everyone would be boringly outraged and yelling ‘Chav scum’ and ‘spoilt rich brat’ from the rooftops. But in harry’s case it’s called ‘having fun’ (at least footballers pay for their own fun, not taxpayers). The spin machine is obviously in overdrive today.

  72. 72
    ho hum says:

    So was it one of them who took the photos?

  73. 73
    Harriet Harperson, you know where to find me. says:

    And I’m going to Edinburgh Festival to pull again and again.
    I have had tips from Sally (up our alley) Bercow.

  74. 74
    Queenie via Clarence House says:

    After reviewing the evidence we politely requested the publications board to not publish the nude pictures of Harry.
    We also informed Lord Leveson of this decision so he can bring in public hanging to any miscreants who do.

  75. 75
    Pundit too too says:

    No worse than thousands of drunks etc etc?
    Well they would not do it in a 5 star suite, would they?
    BBC stated yesterday he had a real job, forgetting that on his salary for this job, he could not do one tenth of the things he is currently doing.
    Clarence House are now operating in overdrive.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Why do you call yourself “Old Grumpy”?

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Probably not, but maybe they were too busy. I doubt they were sitting on the sidelines, soberly dressed and vigilant.

  78. 78
    horehound says:

    Julian assange would be proud its all about freedom innit

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Loved the request from Brenda for Prince Hewitt’s privacy to be respected.
    What effing privacy? With him there were at least two girls that we know about, the guy who took the pictures, plus detectives? plus whoever else was invited?
    It was virtually a public meeting.
    It was certainly a pubic one.
    Anyone would think the photos were taken from a long distance by someone in hiding.
    Well done Guido, keep it up but watch your back and check the car’s wheel nuts and brakes every so often and above all do not go for walks on your own.

  80. 80
    dcjust says:

    Different strokes for different folks. Nothing new.

  81. 81
    Big Jon says:

    Want the good news? If Charles pre-deceases his mother it won’t be Harry boy who is third in line to the throne. He won’t even be in any line to the throne because Andrew will be the new heir, not William, as he is in direct succession to the queen. So the good news is, the new line to the throne would be Andrew, Beatrice then Eugenie.

  82. 82
    Roger the Cabin Boy says:

    I find it no surprise that someone sired by and the spit and image of hewitt should act like him.

  83. 83
    keredybretsa says:

    Poor Prinny. If Joe Bloggs gets pictured naked….who cares…who wants to see his bits?
    HRH and the world want to see all. He has to be The Prince of Pratts to get hooked up in the first place!

  84. 84
    Enemy of the State says:

    The Daily Telegraph notably will not allow comments on this story. The minders should have been fired immediately – one wonders if Harry Hewitt is suffering from some form of mental disorder rather like people who steal from shops for the buzz rather than any other reason. War, women and general stupidity – he is almost as dumb as Edward VIII and hopefully will never ever be King. William can save the Monarchy, Charles is nuts and Harry …………

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    You sound like ex-forces?

    Cheer up Grumpy! Its a bit of fun!

    All the servicemen I know come back from tours and party hard for a couple of days to get all that stress out of their system. If they dont they are more likely to develop PTSD.

    The only difference here is that Harry is Royalty, otherwise these pics would be relatively tame. He is a man just like the rest of us and needs to blow off that steam somehow.

    I think the general population are not at all bothered and I think you should stop being so prejudicial. I am not a ‘Libertine’ in the same way im sure you are not a ‘close minded moron’.

  86. 86
    robbo says:

    You wouldn,t make a detective ,Study prince charles eyes and harrys together, the ginger hair is from his mothers side

  87. 87

    Because I AM grumpy, you little arse-hole. Shut up and get in line.

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