August 23rd, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. This week Guido did what no one else dared and published the naked photos of Prince Harry. It’s not one to miss out on…

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    Ed Bollocks says:

    Others did publish them ;)

  2. 2

    I am no so interested in other men’s gonads, not that they have been released…

    Thus far.

  3. 3
    Conservative friends of Media Guido says:

    Hear! Hear!

  4. 4
    Bugler Bert says:

    re. Bradshaw at the cabaret- was it a musical version of his autobiography?

  5. 5

    Funny to see your lot spending their ill-gotten gains above. I am sure our good host is very pleased.

  6. 6
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    Mrs Nadir has just told the whole world that her husband has given generously to charities over the years.

    You cannot do that with taxpayers money.

    It will all have to be repaid.

  7. 7
    SP4BS says:

    The newspapers didn’t really need to show the pictures to tell the story.

    They said you were the only “British” website to publish them. Aren’t you offended by people getting your nationality “wrong”.

  8. 8
    AnalStatistician says:

    I’ve searched your page carefully and it’s really odd – I can find no mention of Asil Nadir! This is strange, because you normally feature corrupt criminals who give money on a large scale to political parties. I thought you were some kind of independent libertarian, Guido. Can it be that you are unaware of the very large donations from stolen money that Nadir gave to the Tories? Or do you regard that as OK?

  9. 9
    Jen says:

    And did he lock himself in the disabled toilet after pulling the emergency cord instead of the chain (ala The IT Crowd) I wonder!

  10. 10
    David Cameron says:

    Just to let you know I have continued to allow public money to subsidise the Guardian through job adverts. I won’t be changing this.

  11. 11
    Prince H@rry says:

    Mrs Nur Nadir looks a bit of a goer and with some spare time on her hands!

    Top totty.


  12. 12
  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Do the media usually give air-time to the relatives of convicted criminals in order that they can speak of that relative’s good deeds and plead their innocence, just five minutes after they’ve been sentenced in a court.

  14. 14
    anon says:

    ooops *giggles*

  15. 15
    billy bullshit says:

    I dont think many people in westminster are going to give a shit about todays turgid contribution. Aside from the obvious decline of greedos grubby little enterprise.

  16. 16
    smoggie says:

    Hardly current affairs. There is absolutely no evidence that any money given to the Conservative Party was stolen…. in fact Nadir would have been an idiot to have done so.

    You have just therefore libelled both Nadir and the Conservative Party.

    Guido has your IP Address should it be required.

  17. 17
    I'll walk says:

  18. 18
    smoggie says:

    Yes, usually. Especially if she has big tits.

  19. 19
    Plato says:

    Nadir is a crook, so many things are possible. I would’ve thought giving stolen money away would hardly bother him?

  20. 20
    Anal Nadir says:

    5 years for nicking my own money, still I’m getting lots of positive input from the boys in the showers!

  21. 21 says:

    “John Lennon’s killer Mark Chapman is denied parole for a seventh time by New York prison authorities.”

    Imagine that. Do all the Assange-apologists and anti-American rassists want Chapman to be released because the US is such an evil state? Just asking.

  22. 22
    smoggie says:

    Hardly proof is it?

  23. 23
    The Fog says:

    Pictures of Asil Nadir do not offend me.

  24. 24
    Plato says:

    No, it isn’t. But, wouldn’t the Conservatives want to be dis-associated with a convicted thief and give it back, anyway?

    The moral high ground?

  25. 25
    Jimmy says:

    The Gobshite Centre will be writing a pretty stiff letter. Just you wait.

  26. 26
    gramma says:

    Guido. The way the Most Read Stories on the Guidogram are listed would suggest you might have a personal vendetta / friendship with various parties. There appears to be no correlation between the amount of participants reacting to a thread and your prefential order.
    eg. Why was Piet Moron singled out last week to top the list when he received less hits than many others.?

  27. 27
    smoggie says:

    The moeny did not come from him but from the company – which no longer exists as it was wound up decades ago. Who would they give it back to exactly?

  28. 28

    Asil Nadir gets 10 years for stealing nearly 40 million quid ,fleeing the country evading arrest for 17 years ,in a case that cost the tax payer 30 million quids
    meanwhile in another court a getaway driver who drove at 180mph to aviod arrest after a robbery at a petrol station gets 9 years

    British justice ! One law for the rich etc

  29. 29
    Plato says:

    Good question. A charity of their choice?

  30. 30
    smoggie says:

    Keep Labour Out of Office charity sounds good to me. The money is precisely where it belongs.

  31. 31
    Gordon says:

    I’ll be going into Kirkcaldy later this afternoon, on the Ninky nonk with Sarah.

  32. 32
    qwerty says:

    “”You’re either in front of Guido, or behind””. Dont mention this to Tory mates of Nadir…..defo Behind from now on.

    As Toss Boy Micky Mates used to say “Don’t let the buggers get you down”

    That advise has been revised to

    “”Dont let the buggers bugger you in the showers””

  33. 33
    Aggrieved says:

    Who would they give Nadir’s money back to?? Do you know any basic company law Smoggie? How about the thousands of creditors of Polly Peck and their heirs?

  34. 34
    Amateur Minder says:

    That hat was in very poor taste.

  35. 35
    Derek Jacoby says:

    And so to bed.

  36. 36
    Kenneth Clarke QC says:

    I’d just tag them. I’m sure they’re good people at heart.

  37. 37
    Kenneth Clarke QC says:

    Curious. That was supposed to be a reply to Everard Penis’s comment…

  38. 38
    curious joe says:

    Join what conspiracy? That of Irish tax-exiles jamming their tongue up the arse of the Tory party conspiracy?

    I think I’ll pass, thanks.

  39. 39

    Impressive , hun x .

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