August 23rd, 2012

Ben Bradshaw English Downgrade

We should allow that he had a big night out last night:

Which may explain the spelling mistake…


  1. 1
    Toe Ken says:

    Is he a gayer?

  2. 2
    Ed Bollocks says:

    Skool musnot prodce winnerss

  3. 3
    fruitcake says:

    Exeter has a lot to answer for.

  4. 4
    cupcake says:


  5. 5
    Mike Hunt says:

    Don’t worry Ed, they don’t.

  6. 6
    Raving Loon says:

    You get a C with additional merit.

  7. 7
    Meanwhile says:

    The Co-operative Group reports a sharp fall in profits due to bad business loans and what it describes as a failure by the Labour party to pay its debts.

  8. 8
    Andrew Efiong says:

    A sorry example of the lack of rigour in our society today.

  9. 9
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    He has not “Forced down English grades”, but made them a bit more realistic. Not realistic enough yet, but it is start!

  10. 10
    Gordonian Brown says:

    I was dancing in my golden slippers

  11. 11
    Nick says:

    As well as the spelling error, there is unnecessary capitalisation of academies. Mind you, Guido Also Makes The Error Of Capping Every Word In Headlines Whether The Word Needs Capping Or Not.

  12. 12
    DZ says:

    Last time I looked John Prescott head girth was still bigger than is belly

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  14. 14
    Kingo says:

    Ben Bradshaw & Labour are just a bunch of trolls

  15. 15
    fruitcake says:

    I’m always reminded of Jubba the Hut myself

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    Anonymous says:

    Bradshaw can always be guaranteed to say something stupid. What ever the Government does, he & his colleagues snip. I’d like to know what they stand for? Although this Government does some stupid things the Education Secretary has done a fine job. Our children will benefit from his dedication. Ben should stick to disco dancing!

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    i fink that u doncha no arbout scool. scool isnot a plaice to learn fings but a plaice to keep labor public subsidy sektor workers in a good job wif long holydays off.

    Christine Blower.
    The NUT leader.

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    balls-by-name-Balls-by nature says:

    Too far, too fast.

  19. 19
    William, central London says:

    got a number?

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  21. 21
    Luke Skywalker says:

    Jabba the Hutt if you please.

  22. 22
    H a r r y t h e B a s t a r d says:

    I got an A* in Art A-level! Nudes were my speciality.

  23. 23
    Anonymous Hedge Fund Operator says:

    I’m shorting the Dow,how about you?

  24. 24
    Jimmy says:

    What’s all this about you threatening to sue wikipedia?

  25. 25
    fruitcake says:

    01392 265141

  26. 26
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    And they have been caught misselling insurance policies to the general public.

  27. 27
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    Fifty points up in half an hour !

  28. 28
    fruitcake says:

    Apologies Luke, I’m not on such intimate terms, did he ever say “Pie and chips fer me, and a slice of that Princess Leia for afters ta love” ?

  29. 29
    Yeah but says:

    What’s that got to do with Inglish (as she is spoke)

  30. 30
    I like plain talking too says:

    John Prescott is a slob

  31. 31
    Yvette Cooper says:

    More like Balls deep!

    I kept telling him “too far, too deep” and now that’s all he keeps saying!

    I asked him to stop but he just carried on and ignored me. Carrying on after a girl says stop…does that constitute rape?

    Ooooh my sore arse!

  32. 32
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Is there any suggestion GCSE’s were introduced to make Comprehensive schools look good?

  33. 33
    Ann Clwyd says:

    I’m a whore. I pretend to be rebellious and one of the people but Tony gave me a human rights envoy job and in return I voted for the Iraq war. I say job, in reality it was a non-job that allowed me to fly first class and stay in nice hotels. Worth half a million dead Iraqis and thousands of dead troops, don’t you think?

  34. 34
    Anonymous Hedge Fund Operator says:

    Have you been to Specsavers, mate ?

  35. 35
    Yeah but says:

    And then your pumpkin came?

  36. 36
    Anonymous Hedge Fund Operator says:

    Have you been to Specsavers,mate ?

  37. 37
    Shirley - a mouth too far says:


  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    sponsered, sponsered, sponsered, A* A* A*.

  39. 39
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Nick Boles and Ben Bradshaw together on Strictly?

    I so fucking would.

  40. 40
    Baron Hogwash says:

    What is the P in @BenPBradshaw ?

  41. 41
    SP4BS says:

    by Thatcher?

    Anyway, I don’t see why- grade inflation (or not) could have happened even if o-levels had remained (or not)

  42. 42
    The Foreign Secretary says:


  43. 43
    Pauline Prescott says:

    And a blob!

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    William Vague says:


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    annette curton says:


  49. 49

    He got a “c” with additional “unt”

  50. 50
    smoggie says:

    Shhhh… Super Injunction.

  51. 51

    I HAVE come in a pumpkin before, but prefers to be called Sarah.

  52. 52
    Fake Wedge says:

    Jabba the Pizza Hut more like.

  53. 53

    Neither our host, nor I, feel desperately constrained about such eventuality which, by its very nature, we are not allowed to even know about.

  54. 54
    Pundit Too says:

    Gove has introduced more rigour into the marking of English – and not before time.
    BBC radio 4 this morning and lunchtime have their knickers in a twist over this, and came up with the usual motely crew of loony left educators and NUTS teachers whinging on about the process.
    To be fair (not usual for me) they also did have a woman marker who resigned over the fact that some years ago under Labour she was ordered to forget and forgive attrocious grammar and spelling mistakes. She had far more credibility than the other left wing layabouts.
    I reckon that every day listening to about 3 hours of radio 4 I hear at least 3 grammar errors, and 1 mispronounced English word.
    Don’t get me going on their rendition of foreign words, even from seasoned reporters like Jimmy the Red Naughty who should know better.

  55. 55

    Having Militwat as LieBore leader is proof, if proof were needed, that they’ll stand for anything.

  56. 56
    smoggie says:

    Why, did Gove mark them all?

  57. 57
    Pundit too too says:

    I wish people on this site would stop stating the bleeding obvious.
    It gets more like the BBC every day.

  58. 58
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    Just pulled my shorts up and now going long .

  59. 59
    Pundit too too says:


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    smoggie says:

    Obviously someone took the P out of it.

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    There are a lot more ‘liberal’ ideas than that which the Tories introduced I can tell you.That’s why I never vote for the c*nts.

    Grade manipulation is one thing,a two tier exam system which showed up the failings of the Comp system is what they couldn’t tolerate.
    We all knew where we stood with ‘O’ levels and CSE’s.(Grade inflation or not)
    With GCSE’s who fucking knows?

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    Well it's always worked for the Grauniad says:

    Stupidity may explain the spelling mistake.

  63. 63
    Jim in Brum says:

    The fuckers can’t even pronounce kilometre and covert.

  64. 64
    annette curton says:

    Sorry, have since been informed that was a Wainright.

  65. 65
    Yvette Bollocks says:

    can i have my knickers back please

  66. 66
    Jimmy says:

    This is exciting. Is it a real threat this time or just another one of those Dorries jobs?

  67. 67
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Of course not, you silly person, but he did ensure that those who did mark them applied a bit more rigour!

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    All politicians are psychopaths says:

    And that dick’head Graham Stuart on R4’s Today programme this morning said that school pupils of today are now much more smarter than 10/20 years ago. They make this sort of shi’t up as they go along.

    Exam results used to be normed to a poulation mean to avoid so called grade inflation as studies over the last 80 years show that there is very little difference in child intelligence from cohort to cohort, even over a 40 year period.

    PS – Graham Stuart is the Conservative chairman of the education select committee

    What complete ars’eholes run this country.

  69. 69
    Col Nut says:

    Needs a poof reader.

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    Honest View says:

    Do other countries have this problem, whereby grades are allowed to rise to “prove” the success of educational policies and are then deflated on purpose to make them more meaningful?
    Is it not beyond the wit of man to devise exams that are free from wishful marking and political manipulation? If it is, then presumably every other country suffers from the same annual debate?

  71. 71
    Honest View says:

    And when he becomes the next Prime Minister, as he assuredly will, then it’s proof that this once proud nation will also stand for anything- except reality.

  72. 72
    Col Nut says:

    Sponsor ponces.

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    Col Nut says:


  74. 74
    Bugger off Bradshaw says:

    All the courses and qualifications were deliberately manipulated by Labour. So that jumped up a level students could enrol on their dumbed down higher education courses.

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    Chavina says:

    I gots a B for dat a level engerlish. poor wicked init.

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Bradsore (sic) orta lern too spel befor hee strts to atac Gove on ejukasun materrs.

  77. 77
    nigelforengland says:

    And the wankers have closed my account

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    EdBallsMutteringIdiot says:

    The worst comment I heard was on Tuesday on Al-Beeba WatO when Greece was being discussed. The reckoning was that they would have to lose 75-100k public sector jobs to cut the state spend to manageable proportions to get Greece back on an even keel. The comment was to compare it with the UK where it would equate to 1000k (1 million) and that the UK wouldn’t ever do that cut!?

    Why not FFS, if that’s what’s required to reverse the Brownian Client State that was created then bring it on!!

    Oh another comment was that Greece is not working at the moment, apparently everyone takes August off on hols!! FFS

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Pizza the Hutt

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    annette curton says:

    I think the obvious point about it all is that the system has been discredited by the various examining boards competing for trade by dumbing down.

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    Miss Pronounciation says:


  82. 82
    Gagging for it says:

    Pizza the Action.

  83. 83
    MB. says:

    You would think there had been a huge drop from some of the hysteria when it has actually dropped 0.4%.

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    Sensible Chap says:

    Just a silly bugger. Used to work for the BBC I think, now only an MP. And still hasn’t developed an ability to spell. No subeditors to protect him any more.

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    Sir Humphrey says:

    We did control them well. Politicians need to realise just who really runs the place. Though it’s going to be a lot better when Labour get in since most of their place men are still working alongside me.

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    Madonna says:

    The best ones always come late!

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    Lucius Calidius Eroticus says:

    The only debate is the one instigated by the left who have had education has their plaything for years. Now Gove has turned up and thrown a spanner into the works, and they are super bitter that their plaything might be taken from them.

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    Lucius Calidius Eroticus says:

    Who knows, if it keeps dropping employers might start to give it some credibility.

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