An, er, stunning scoop by TMZ if these naked pics reportedly of Prince Harry turn out to be genuine. Guido would not have liked to be the duty press officer on Clarence House overnight. Harry and glorious…
UPDATE: There’s more. What Harry did in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas:
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Google-eyed-Dave
James Hewitt need to be asked !
Quite.
And we’ll do without the Long to rain over us bit, thanks…
Oh, I have come over all excited in a queer sort of way.
Yes, but was I up?
He will have to marry her.
Oh, I have come over all excited in a qveer sort of way.
Come again?
I thought the radiation released the gas and you were no more!
Is Harry completely retarded? Getting naked where there are people with cameras who not only are taking photos, but can’t be trusted not to sell them to online sleaze outlets?
I don’t expect the Royal Family to behave well behind closed doors, but it would be nice if they occasionally showed some intelligence when misbehaving.
Harry is a prat and so is Geedough for bothering to mention it.
Being owned by a dirty Tabloid sure lowered his standards.
Yeah, Rupert told him to publish or else!
Now if it had been Kate I don’t think anyone would be complaining!
The answer to your question is:
YES.
Why is he holding his hands in front of his bits ? it looks as though he knew pictures were being taken, i mean you wouldnt do that if you were in private surely.
Perhaps he is just shy. Perhaps the photos will settle once and for all the question as to whether Harry is circumcised like his dad or not.
It is probably a “rebellious” streak in Harry. Hey, if the man’s having fun and no one’s getting hurt, let him be. I wonder, though, at whose expense is Harry partying? I hope it’s not at the U.K. people’s expense. It should not be at anyone else’s expense.
FFS Guido, sort out your ridiculous moderation. Short version: Harry is an arse to be getting naked where people he can’t trust not to sell snaps have cameras/smartphones.
Never had any of this sort of exposure in my day
Ah – the days of plate cameras and flash powder!
The Royal Enclosure at Ascot was often called the King’s Loose Box.
+1
Did he pot the easy pink, or the more difficult brown?
I would be more disturbed if he were *not* behaving like that in Las Vegas. It’s what the place is for.
But have you never heard “What happens in Vegas stays in Vega?”
What kind of fool allows himself to be photographed in his position?
Vega is just 25 light years away – perhaps a more distant star would be appropriate
He should have kept his Y-fronts on.
It is scandalous that members of the Royal family behave like this in public. It is even more scandalous that he is seen to be chasing young girls in bikinis in Las Vegas, was the taxpayer paying for this trip? If so even more scandalous. Boaz.
a woman got home from her husband’s funeral to find a letter from the DWP saying ‘he was fit for work’
OMG you aint telling us the public sector is not very efficient, are you? Shock, horror! What a scoop.
One of those wonderful favoured big business firms who reported back to BA, I think they should have a large fine for cocking up.
But actually they will be given more free public money for being wankers and friends of Dave’s gang.
Doesn’t surprise me, after being told about the experiences of people I know.
DWP should get a letter telling them they are, ‘not fit for purpose’. A bloody disgrace!
Don’t believe the jobless figures either, all tosh.
Obviously when the letter was sent he was fit ! we could all die at any time of a stroke or heart attack. Are you suggesting that nobody on benefits should ever come off them in case they might die? what a strange attitude.
is TMZ equivalent of readers wives
Obviously, what happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas, did it?
As we have had no assurance from the proprietor of this establishment that the rules have been changed, however, we should advise posters not to refer to the prince by name, without some “gimmick.”
We are just wondering how many posters would have been modded for using the Spare’s Christian name, had we not intervened and cautioned them to resort to some sort of circumvention, like sticking asterisks in the middle of his name, lest they wait hours to see their post on-screen.
(This has been a public service announcement.)
and G**dni*ht!
the picture is not a very clear one and the “prince” is not looking at the camera. In any case I thought he was supposed to be bashing the square or something that they do in the army.
Could be a double for Harry you know what these Yanks are like, big money in being a doppelgänger and as the picture is not very clear anyway, maybe some sort of scam
Bashing the Bishop from the looks of that picture
So this is ok with Brian is it ? If Hugh or Alan partridge did this would it be in the papers ?WTF has this farce of an enquiry been about.
Lucky bastard.
Yeah, fill ya boots boy!
Despite {ahem} appearances this doesn’t hurt him and may well help him. He’s a 27 year old Captain in the Forces – they do have a reputation for some….spirited behavior during leave. This can only help him connect with his fellow squaddies the next time he’s deployed. Aside from being a Counsellor in State he really doesn’t have any other royal duties. He has no official role in the church or government. So long as he becomes suitably
boringstable in his 30s this will be seen as a “youthful indiscretion” which he will mine ad nauseum for his dinner speeches mid-century.Don’t use Latin if you don’t know how to spell it…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ad nauseAm.
im hearing the girl is an olympian
i guess the closing ceremony has finally concluded
Did she come first?
She waits her turn, naturally.
Any chance he will plead the Assange defence if any of the girls later claim ra*pe?
Depends, was it “legitimate” rape?
Was it ‘forcible’ rape?
We are not amused.
Guido, why does your URL mention ‘prince William’. Are you confusing one’s grandchildren?
No.
Either he, or Neo, or both, are pissed.
Well spotted BTW! Thought I was the first.
It could be Bi–y Botty, you know the new trainee, such a lot to learn in such a short time
“How different – how very different – from the home life of our own dear Queen…”
Its a bit like penis envy. The lady is proud of being African Jamaican. It would seem she covets a white skin.She probably would enjoy the privilege of whiteness and the attendant intellect.
And so, is a prince allotted no minders
Or are they reserved for our organ-grinders?
Even us dumb monkeys might sniff a flim-flam
When it’s easy as pie to buy a spy cam
One does like to be told what to do.
Prince Charles says “I can categorically deny any rumours that my son was involved in this orgy”
OMG this hasn’t been LEVErSONed ! Let the poor sod have a life. He’ll be middleaged too soon in any event.
+ 1000
So chuffing what? My guess is he’s in the States taking part in some live fire training exercises at Gila Bend and made the most of a weekend off.
He’s unmarried and appears to be confining his fun to ladies of the opposite sex. Big deal.
+ many
I see Harry has been subject to vicious Tory cuts.
Good. Just the sort of thing I would do if I was young, single and fabulously rich.
He is just taking after his dad, that’s all…
+ lots
And all dumb monarchists can sleep easy knowing their money is funding the ginger twat’s holidays and nights out at Boujis. My money too but I can’t stand the leeching inbred fuckers.
Bunga bunga? We mature presidents never do that at taxpayer expense.
Fucking amateur.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16194089
He’s in the army numbnutz – that’s what many of them do with their salaries on their time off.
What about the legions of politicians and bureaucrats, elected and unelected, in Europe that do naff all?
You sound like a jealous prat, singling this lad out for your bile.
I will be your president. I could do with a few more palaces.
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the richer he gets the thinner he looks.
.is this common?
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uncommon cherie has been called common.
Here here or, hear hear.
All at the taxpayers expense. How can the rest of us expect to accept cuts when our money is being wasted by another posh boy. Is the Sun running the story? Imagine if it was dickhead Rooney?
WTF????? How do you know this is at the taxpayer’s expense?
Give the guy a break. Anyway, even if it is at tax payers expense who could not be sympathetic – these guys have no or precious little private life anyway.
BUT, again, how do you make the leap that this is at the expense of tax payers. If you have facts provide them, if you are just being poisonous just be brave enough to be poisonous and do not make things up.
Taxpayers’ expense? Captain Wales’s military deployments remain veiled in secrecy but we do know some things: He is an Apache pilot. Due to the limited range space in the UK, AAC Apache crews conduct alot of live firing training, especially of Hellfire missiles, at the Barry M Goldwater Range in Arizona. At weekends these crews get time off. The BMG range is a vast expanse of chuff all in the middle of the desert. Las Vegas is just up the road. Renting a car and a hotel suite for the weekend is well within the budget of a group of young officers on flight pay. Getting drunk and naked with nubile young ladies is what Vegas is for.
He’s young, unmarried and apparently heterosexual. What’s there to be getting upset about?
What were all you people doing up at such ungodly hours ?
Waiting for the next coming ?
every 20 minutes until darined dry
Wow!, a single guy having fun , chasing women and shame of all shames naked by a swimming pool, how embarrassing, how awful, lucky git!.
At least he’s not trawling around men’s public toilets.
Could have been worse, it might have been footage of Deadwood Miliband chasing his old flame St Ephanie of Flanders.
Be Stiffanny chasing Ed, let’s face it she’s very blokey – perfect credentials for a Labour stooge
Heard of the Civil List, you delightfully supine royalist?
How dara dese royals hava fun and bunga bunga atta taxa paya expense?
The Civil List is a grant given to the Royal Family to support them in performing their official duties.
If you are seriously suggesting that H will be charging this one on expenses then you are either deluded or just plain malicious.
It’ll be coming out of his captain’s salary, no sweat.
The country needs a fresh,young gay icon.
Preferably balanced on the end of my big throbbing todger.
Infused with 14 pints, no doubt.
Thеrе іs pоssіbly nо subjеct thаt іs mоrе dіffіcult fоr sоmеоnе, а mаn pоssіbly mоrе sо, tо tаlk аbоut thаn sеx.
Tіm Chіvеr’s аrtіclе іn thе Tеlеgrаph lаys іntо Gеоrgе Gаllоwаy оvеr hіs cоmmеnts оvеr rаpе. Gаllоwаy usеd rаthеr grаphіc lаnguаgе, аs hе dоеs, tо put hіs pоіnt, pun unіntеndеd.)
Yеt І prоfоundly dіsаgrее wіth Tіm аbоut hіs crіtіcіsm. Thе cоnvеntіоn іn sоcіеty іs thаt wе оnly еvеr hаvе оnе pаrtnеr. Whіlst thе rеаlіty mаy bе dіffеrеnt, wе аrе stіll, whеn tаlkіng аbоut іt аt lеаst, rаthеr mоnоgаmоus crеаturеs.
Thіs sеrvеs tо hіdе thе fаct thаt, spеаkіng fоrm а mаn’s pоіnt оf vіеw, wоmеn аrе vеry dіffеrеnt іn thеіr аpprоаch tо sеx аnd pаrtnеrs. Оnе cаn bе іn а vеry dеvеlоpеd аnd mаturе sеxuаl rеlаtіоnshіp аlmоst оvеrnіght. Cоnvеrsеly оnе cаn shаrе а bеd wіth а wоmаn аnd nоt rеаlly knоw whаt shе wаnts аftеr dеcаdеs.
Tіm sаys thаt tо hаvе sеx wіthоut wаіtіng fоr pеrmіssіоn іs rаpе. Bоllоcks! І hаvе еxpеrіеncеd wаkіng up tо fіnd mysеlf hаvіng sеx wіth my pаrtnеr whо аlsо tоld mе shе cоuld nоt rеmеmbеr us stаrtіng іt оff. Dіd wе thus rаpе еаch оthеr? Оf cоursе nоt. Wе аgrееd іt wаs а lоt оf fun.
Thеrе sоmе wоmаn whо аctuаlly wаnt tо plаy thе rаpе gаmе аs іt turns thеm оn mоrе. І hаvе trіеd tо аvоіd thеsе аs, fоr mе, thе cоnsеnsuаlіty оf thе аct іs thе mаjоr plеаsurе.
Tіm mаy bе sоmеwhаt shоrt оf lіfе еxpеrіеncе іn thіs fіеld tо wrіtе оn іt sо.
Methinks there is some difference between a couple living together having sex and complete strangers having sex. Blowed if I can think what it is though.
“The other night I met a girl who was willin’
Now I’m usin’ penicillin”
(With apologies to the forgotten originator).
What about the one million Shades of Grey in between these extremes, Marjorie?
Tim did not make that clear. Having sex with someone once does not give them carte blanche to have sex with you again. What about twice, three times, four? When does it suddenly become OK? Do you have to live with them for this to be so or not? What about someone you met and had sex with five years ago, many times in one instance and once in another? Or twenty years ago? What about if your partner has had some medical condition to preclude her for several years? What if she has been in prison or held captive? I could write a page of this stuff but maybe by now you can see that the possible contingencies are limitless, even in a Proopsian world.
If he is talking of one-night stands then he should say so. Even then, I can think of four couples I know who had a one night stand and are still together after years, in one case with five children.
(I inadvertently left out the qualifier objectively in the first sentence of my original post.)
“Tom Chivers” I saw it and I actually more or less agree with him
Note he says “alleged facts of Assange’s case notwithstanding”, and is basing what he is talking about to what Galloway said, which oddly (and wrongly) seems to be very much on the “fast asleep” end of the argument.
Did you see the footage of Galloways rant on his podcast. Christ his delivery style reminded me of a mad islamic dictator .
Oh and he gave pride of place to a picture of the corrupt sexual predator known as John F Kennedy.
There are indeed many shades of gray when talking about sex between couples. For instance if a woman gets really drunk and has sex does that mean that when she sobers up in the morning with a hangover she must be willing to have sex with the same man again, no matter how ugly he is? Does that give the man the right to take her in whatever manner he wishes? Each sexual act must take into account many different aspects. And when deciding on any punishment all these factors should be used to mitigate any alleged crime. But it is up to the legal system to consider the case in the knowledge of all the facts and decide on any punishment – not Galloway or Ecuador. Have you a link for the Tim Chiver’s article?
Sorry. Have been out for a while. Here it is:
http://bit.ly/TPNdfx
Galloway was twittering away about Assange like a man possessed last night; he was unnaturally excited about something. Clearly his opinion matters more than the Swedish justice system and he was getting quite frustrated that people didn’t agree.
His opinions of women’s rights should further seal his position as a plastic muslim.
Yes what is the point in having a justice system when bigoted armchair judges in a position of media power, like Galloway, assume they can determine innocence or guilt without the knowledge of all the facts of a case?
Galloway is a muzzie so to him women have the status of goats.
have you got the name right?
You do need permission in the form of “reasonable to believe consent given”.
It seems that spin takes us from “half asleep”, to some suggestions that the woman was virtually in a coma.
Always thought there was a hint of rugby player in Harry. Wonder where he got that from…
Not me.
He is on his holidays.
If you cannot have a laugh on your holidays then when can you?
When you abdicate.
Edward! You are wearing the wrong trousers again. I wear the trousers.
This is a pitiful attempt by Guido to take attention away from the mess that the UK economy finds itself in.
When the Institute Of Directors (IOD) suggests to its members that they should vote Labour,then I get worried.
What should I do now ?
Need some holiday money ?
Short the FTSE and make it quick
Oh I don’t know. How about cutting public spending like you promised to do?
Don’t be silly. There will never be a real reduction in the size of government.
I know to cut the size of ‘government’, its called Madame la Guillotine. She is a darling old girl actually invented in England, so they tell me.
Cut deeper. Cut faster. Sell the BBC.
+infinity
According to Sky News British industry lost confidence in the Chancellor yesterday so the FTSE went up over 30 points.
I am with the Guide Dog on this one and have told my friend to get his shorts into position.
What British industry?
Cut taxes: VAT, income tax and stamp duty.
Hey,that’s a vote winner.
I will make sure it finds its way into the Labour Party manifesto.
No. Hike stamp duty to 5% and increase interest rates to (say) 6%.
We need property to become affordable before people will start buying it. Once it becomes affordable everything else falls into place. Folk will have masses more disposable income for day-to-day purchases rather than the one-off 25 year millstone that benefits nobody except down-sizing baby-boomers and cruise companies. And the banks.
As a downsizing baby-boomer banker who’d really fancy a winter’s cruise I stand by what I say.
you want to cause a massive decrease in the house prices? I might like that theoretically, but it would of course cause all sorts of people with mortgages to shit themselves. Just try to imagine the knock on confidence etc.etc. for the next decade afterwards, it would be a disaster.
I am of course talking about the economically active people who have already bought the houses from the globetrotting old gits who are having a whale of a time.
At least you’re honest smoggie. But that’s the main reason the UK economy is fucked. We spent a decade under the Maximum Imbecile running up massive debts – most of it tied up in property the length and breadth of the UK. Millions of people committing most of their discretionary spending for the next 25 years into paying off a fucking massive loan.
If the house pr*ices were half what they are now that would immediately free up hundreds if not thousands of pounds a month for every new home-owner to spend on the high street. But Daily Mail and Grauniad readers alike are in love with the pr*ice of their home, the higher the better, and would rather the next generation become slaves to the bank in order to allow them to retire in a life of luxury.
We can’t have it both ways.
but it would of course cause all sorts of people with mortgages to shit themselves. Just try to imagine the knock on confidence etc.etc. for the next decade afterwards, it would be a disaster.
The real disaster is that we have already spent five years all pretending that our houses really, really, really, cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die are worth what we paid for them at the height of the Imbecility. And look – the proof is that we can still afford the mortgage. As long as interest rates are 0.5%.
It’s utter fucking madness. All the incumbent mortgagees not spending any cash because they’re afraid of losing their jobs. And all the prospective mortgagees unable to get a loan because every man and his dog (and the bank) knows that house pr*ices are only being supported by millenia low interest rates.
Err when did they say that? This http://www.iod.com/Influencing/Press-Office/Press-releases/IoD-says-stick-to-your-guns-Chancellor was last november. Why on earth would a relatively sensible group of people suggest we jump out of Osbornes pan into balls fire?
Well, he doesn’t have my looks anyway …
Neither does drippy willy, but no one seems to notice. My suspicion is that they are both ‘Wrong side of the blanket’. Hey ho.
This story can’t be true. I’m not seeing it reported on the BBC.
Fake pics….
Hold on – Piers Morgan is in the US at the moment. And he has form for faking pictures that damage the reputation of the British armed forces.
Could be.
Emperor’s new clothes?
Naked gun 2 3/4?
Like father like son, his real dad likes a bit of fun and why not!
I like Harry he is “the one in the eye” for the fawning wankers that seem to surround or come out of the woodwork whenever a “royal” is in danger of a bit of bad press as “they” see it.
Harry is young and single with plenty of cash (most of it ours)..
Tell em all to get stuffed!
Go Harry Go!
All soldiers are paid for with “our” money.
Yes and some of them die for it. Prick!
So are nurses and doctors. Should they never have any fun either?
If Assange wants us all to see the truth via Wikileaks, and he himself is about the truth, then why is he not willing to go to Sweden to be questioned by the police?
Is Assange’s truth about ego and money?
Who apart from the few rich with too much time and too much money that support him will believe him in the future. Assange is damaging himself far more than the USA could ever have hoped for.
Assange is damaging himself far more than the USA could ever have hoped for.
Don’t bet on it. The yanks want their pound of flesh.
Can’t have the world seeing their chopper boys shooting up a bunch of civilians from a mile away. It gives the impression that they’re nothing but fucking psychopaths with US government approval.
Top Gun Yeeeehaaaaaa !
The sheer desperation of the establishment to get this bloke should set alarm bells ringing at volume 11.
And why is the establishment/media now so suddenly concerned about r @ p e?
They spent the best part of two decades covering it up in the m_u_s_l_i_m community. And that against c h i l d r e n.
As I await in frustration the report of Leveson, I definitely would .
Chilcot first, or are they waiting for us all to forget?
Fake!!
Who is the bloke in his chutney cupboard ?
Who the hell cares a monkey’s flunkey what drippy willy and dopey harry get up to?Except for the fact it is OUR dosh they squander they are boring nonces.
A ‘monkey’s flunkey’? That would be ponce charles’s valet.
The country is up shit creek without a paddle and not even a kayak to use in an insurance scam and the deadwood press print this crap. One is despairing.
What no Nazi outfit?
I do not know what all the fuss is about.
At 3.00 a.m. this morning I had three young men stark naked in my takeaway showing obvious signs of life ordering kebab and chips.
It is always happening like this in Tooting.
What happens in Tooting, stays in Tooting.
Where is Tooting?
More to the point, what is tooting. Is that a pic of it?
FFS he’s neither married nor engaged and is a soldier not a monk. What do expect from him on leave from active service?
Does anybody remember the guy who came on the radio claiming to be an amateur radio enthusiast banker who accidentally recorded Di’s and the army bloke’s mobile phone chatter but the conversation was broadcast days after the actual call.
Assuming that is a girlie in the background – good boy! A red-blooded hetro Royal is indeed good news.
No waist and look at the positioning in the 2nd photo? It’s a couple of homo’s?
Up the Reds – well Gingers actually!
The ‘girlie’ looks a bit like my Japanese (spineroony) daughter-in-law, God bless ‘er.
Is that a girl or a boy he’s with? Looks like a boy to me. Oh dear.
So that is how the story “The LITTLE Prince” started!
Taking a (presumably attractive) young lady to his room for a bit of fun is his own business but to do it in the presence of someone else who has a camera shows a complete lack of any common sense.
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who does not have a camera phone nowadays…
Having said that taxes support Harry so he has a duty to us…
what is that though?
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if Harry has a bit of Boris in him ….
in the age of 50 shades, what’s the problem?
Hey Ho. Stupid public more interested pics of HRH getting lucky than my July deficit fxxk-up
If I said Prince Harry had a beautiful body, would it be held against me?
fnarrr, fnarrrr
Arise Sir harry ( Is knighting a Prince considered as a demotion ? ) .
Similar to Sir Guido who has been given the freedom of the HoC cellars your citation will presumabyt include a free lifetime pass to the Curzon Sstreet Playboy .
No Brown jokes?
Who gives a toss he’s just another royal ponce living it up
I think his Mums’ “Riding Teacher2 will be proud of him.
It takes a few Ginger pubes and a lot of hot air to usurp the euro crisis – surely a case of thinking without the box, that’s the way to do it…. oh God, the RH Member for Bradford West might have a view on this too…….
good for you for publishing them. Free press for everyone! They don’t hesitate publishing other people on the public eye. Why they should be different.
There is a bunch of hypocrites around. That shows once more who controls the media.
Take my hat off to your courage!