Red Len’s £30 Million Labour Takeover War Chest
Red Len McCluskey is driving a secret policy aiming to build up a £30 million war chest to fund Unite’s “struggle for Labour’s soul“. An internal Unite document seen by Guido reveals that the union is planning a huge consolidation of its property portfolio:
The document then shows that Unite will spend the cash on a new political strategy which aims to parachute union-friendly candidates into marginal seats. They seek to:
- “Advance Unite’s ‘policy agenda’ through Labour’s ‘constitutional structures.
- Work with other affiliated unions to secure the adoption of trade union (or union-friendly) candidates in winnable constituencies in particular.
- Increase Unite members’ involvement and participation in local Labour Parties.”
It’s the blueprint to turn Labour Red…
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See! – told you we would be back one day…
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No mention of bringing back clause IV I note.
Soc’ialists my arse!
I want my Clause back.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100177363/george-galloways-julian-assange-rape-comments-surely-this-is-finally-the-end-for-gorgeous-george/
I C voda is getting upset cuz 4g has gone to a rival. That’ll teach m not to pay UK taxes.
Hi George , what is the minimum period of time after intercourse that you can have intercourse again without consent before it counts as rape?
p.s.
“minimum” should of couse be “maximum”.
Drat.
Bring it on!
Hear hear, Len is aboslutely right. Labour needs to get back to it’s socialist roots, then I might rejoin. Boaz.
Tories receive huge donations from Bankers it has been revealed
Dr Pa ul Cra ig Roberts over in the US says all parties are funded by the banksters.
http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/
Heads they win, tails we lose.
But the Bankers don’t parachute “Banker friendly” candidates into marginal seats – they wait for LieBore to come back into power, and , KERCHING! Job done!
Less Tax I hope.
Capital Gains Tax, unless they’ve done some Taxes Management.
I’d like to put all the union bosses and all the bank CEOs on a fertile, uninhabited tropical island and watch as they starved in the midst of plenty.
+1!
I’d put them on an infertile island.
It wouldn’t take ‘em long to turn a fertile island into a lunar landscape. The unions would burn the whole fucking place down just to spite the bankers.
Huze peyin fur der Shampaigne at dynna!
I wont Shato nerve du Papps
‘Cos I luv whoite wyne wiv beef.
Isn’t that like selling the family silver ?
Last throw of the dice probably.
There are still tens of millions of voters who remember what happened the last time the unions got too much power in the UK. Len will need to keep his powder very dry. If the voters get a whiff that fuckwitted dinosaurs like him are again roaming the earth looking to throw their weight about then it might not be in the bag for Vacant Ned after all.
It’s not in the bag anyway dickhead! Fvckwits like you believe opinion polls do you?
I try not to. But they predicted a hung parliament – in the teeth of the biggest economic clusterfuck in 80 years delivered by the Maximum Imbecile and his jackass party. And we got one.
It’s like ‘The Sixth Sense’. I see Imbeciles everywhere.
Bugger. (finds damp patch on clothing and everything becomes clear).
+1 Understandable a lot of people will sneer at polls when they’re telling them what they don’t want to read. While I’m sure Cameron has no intention of going down with the ship, he is doing nothing that will prevent it sinking.
“There are still tens of millions of voters who remember what happened the last time the unions got too much power in the UK. ”
And perhaps they were eventually defeated from within.
Cui bono?
What a doos
LOL.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doos
I remember in the offices in Jhbg we had an in-office competition to form a rhyming “poem” on each new person that came into our office.
When it was my turn the person entering was the chief engineer Koos van der Merwe.
So I said in my ditty that Koos was an open doos which provoked stunned silence, and then hilarity when it was realised that I did not know that doos has two meanings.
Luckily Koos took it on the chin.
Koos van der Merwe is, as you probably know, an SA stereotype about whom, much fun is quite unmercifully made.
Did you enjoy the ball gag the other day ?
(Some might think that was going too far and too deep for a first date.)
With great hilarity, stupid rockspiders
“It’s the blueprint to turn Labour Red…”
The redder the better and then ZanuLab will be even more unelectable…
I am my own man. I am not beholden to my Union Paymathterth. One day I will be PM!
Not while you have an hole in your arse.
Oh, I don’t uthe that. I make thpeecheth inthtead.
Good. I hope they rename Labour the “Striking Public Sector Muslim Diversity Open Door Immigration Free The Criminals End Up Like Greece Party”.
That sounds a rather good name for my party!
If Cameron had a sound grounding in business he’d spot the opportunity and flog the country to Unite for a cool £30ml, ‘Pleasure doing business with you Len……..sucker’
Cameron should gift the NHS to the doctors and nurses and their union leaders. There you go lads. Now you do own the means of production.
Then promptly arrange to have all operations done by much cheaper suppliers in Eastern Europe.
See how they like actually running a business instead of telling other people how to run their business.
McCluskey’s democracy in action.
Why doesn’t McCluskey use the money to set up a business and employ people? Far easier to be a subversive commie shit intent on fucking up the country. Well comrades you pay political donations – time to stop, and open your eyes.
Indeed. Imagine if, one hundred years or so ago, the union members started pooling their subscriptions and used them to buy shares in all the business they worked in. By now they’d own the means of production five times over.
Instead of ‘fat cat bosses’ and ‘pension funds’ and ‘speculators’ making all the money they’d be the ones ‘enjoying the proceeds of growth’.
Instead of which they got the taxpayer to buy most of the businesses and then sat around insisting that they be employed, in perpetuity, on ever-increasing pay and conditions.
Just fucking well give these business away Cameron. Next time a rail franchise comes up just hand the fucking thing to Bob Crow. And build plenty of new roads.
Look where it started – Workers, pooling their resources – The Co-op movement??
The original Unions – People pooling their money to build homes for each other – the original Friendly Societies,
Look what happens when Politicians and Union Bosses stick their oars in!!
The Arthur Scargills, Len McCluskeys flexing their muscles with Members Money, if they want political power they should stand at a General election. Can you imagine Len McCluskey’ face on an election Poster?
On a poster—NO — but on the end of a dockers hook —YES.
Terrible chap.
God help us all.
To be perfectly frank,I’ll go and piss all over that Unite document.
Water sports is alive and kicking.
The quiet man talks sense.
Broad Street, West Bromwich?
This is Twatson territory. Hmmmm.
An ideological battle looms, which will see Labour hopefully obliterated.
Would be interesting to learn how McCluskey intends to sieze the leadership of Labour, will he be following the Livingston solution of staging an overnight coup having rewritten the rule books?
The last time labour went down this route, we had michael foot in a donkey jacket at the centotaph on rememberence sunday. That put many older labour voters off as thye thought it disrespectful to the war dead.
I also think that the days of union miltancy in large numbers are over as a lot of jobs have been outsourced and we no longer have a large population in unions.
Also the teachers and NHS are now well paid and the the unions could find that the workers do not wish to be dragged out on strike for a unions leaders socailist agenda.
Also a long strike could bolster david cameron against the unions
Also a long strike could bolster david cameron against the unions
Indeed. He’s not doing a very good job of inciting one. He needs to fire a few hundred thousand of ‘em. See if they take the bait.
Perhaps we should be encouraging Viscount Stansgate out of his self imposed retirement to give Len some economic tips on how to create that workers nirvana of full employment and high pay and low taxes with a lotus lifestyle for all.
All cornfields and ballet in the evenings.
You sir, are sitting in the column that follows 4! But a neat idea, all the same!
Except that it was not a donkey jacket at all, just a perfectly respectable overcoat as typically needed in November in Britain.
There are thousands of reasons to crap on Labour, but that is not one of them.
Do you remember at school, when you were five, doing pottery? And, whatever you thought you were making, it came out looking like Len McLuskey’s face?
Saint winifreds bog standard primary didn’t have clay.
We made do with making effigies of Ted heath out of wet mud.
Every time I have a shit, it looks like….
Lol true!
A Len McCluskey Toby Jug ? very good for a first effort (pats on head).
He looks like a badly drawn face on a testicle
We did arithmetic
Never added up for me…
We are doing pure and applied climate change, and diversity outreach theory
Where’s call me Dave’s blue print to turn the Cons blue?
See post 43.
Alex Salmond spent almost £50,000 on flights for him and his entourage to attend the premiere of Brave in California, according to new figures.
You cann’t beat splashing other peoples cash.
Careful Alex. Don’t slip up so close to delivering English independence.
Is he going to put up a candidate in Corby?
It’s just a cartoon Alex.
As long as i get wales and full independence i will be happy
Not as happy as England.
Make sure its after pocket money day.
We will not be covering this, or any Labour Civil Wat stories on Newsnight.
On balance we believe that it will not be of any interest to the public
war ffs
See what happens when you ejaculate without checking first?
I like my g hard.
But I did send her a “Sorry I Shot Up Ya, Sheila” card from Clintons near the Chilean Embassy. What fucking more does she want, for Krissakes?
Jeez, even us old Bruce’s would at least give the sheila a bit of foreplay; “Brace yourself” was de rigeur.
I demand a Len led inquiry
There is only one L in Miliband boy!
Except at Christmas when there’s Noel! – I’ll get me Raindeer!
Yes but he is one L of an idiot.
This is a conspiracy to subvert our democracy. A job for James Bond.
I see the Indy nicked my John Inman comparison on here about Assange
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/the-sketch-he-tried-to-appear-churchillian-but-ended-up-more-john-inmanian-8061661.html
Plagiarism is in the eye of the beholder. If all words were regarded as trade marked quotes the world would be a sadder place.
It’s only plagiarism if you don’t cite the originator.
Listen lad, it’s the case for the situation pertaining that the conspiracy, as it were, post the recent allegations of improprieriety as to the purchasing of that for which it was alleged and hence, it being so, that the cloning of my card by said Conservative enemies of mine in that for which yes.
The samami? Or was he thinking about salami? A one track mind!
The sumami (tsunami)? The one off Krakatoa? The one that had fuck all to do with the UK?
7/11 is understandable. Where else is a fat fucker like him going to get his pastie microwaved in the evening. It must have been a disaster when it was suddenly shut down by a power cut.
Good, the UK is dying too slowly for my liking, let the Unions slit the throat and get it over with fast.
Ex pat feelings?
*Yawns* Nothing happening on twitter either. Might have to check out Medja Gweedo.
30 million for Labour’s soul? Too late, Tony sold it to Beezebub in the 1990′s.
To be fair, Labour tried to be blue for 13 years and look where it got us.
Yeah – elected.
Wait, wait, WAIT!
A union has £30 MILLION of property? What the actual? WHY?
I’m worried about working people sticking up for themselves.
I’m worried about sticking people working themselves up.
What this country needs is more spending, more borrowing and higher tax rates! It worked so well last time.