August 20th, 2012

Nazi Flag Green Drives Gas Guzzler

Regular readers will remember Pippa Bartolotti, the Green Party leadership candidate who waved the flag of a Syrian fascist organisation that use a swastika as their emblem and base their party anthem on ‘Deutschland, Deutschland über alles’. Now Pippa has admitted to driving a luxurious gas-guzzling Jaguar X-type:

“Yes, it does damage my image within the Green Party – but I’ve got the same problem everybody else has got. Am I suddenly going to pay 25-grand for an electric car which I can’t charge up hardly anywhere, because there’s no infrastructure, and even if I could charge it up, a lot of the energy would be coming from dirty, coal-fired power stations? It might look nice on the face of it, but that would be cosmetic”.

Guido had always assumed that Pippa walked from A to B. Or marched…


  1. 1
    Init says:


  2. 2
    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    Classic ‘Do as I say – not as I do’ political hypocrisy….

  3. 3
    Someone in the know says:

    The X-type is really just a Ford Mondeo underneath.

  4. 4
    Andrew Efiong says:

    How about public transport or a bicycle?

    No. She’s been flushed out and she’s on the run now, as fast as her organic sandals will carry her.

  5. 5
    Jamjar says:

    Fiat 500?

  6. 6
    Mr Tata says:

    Not true. Since we bought the ailing company we’ve tweaked the design to something original. Anyway the Chinks like it.

  7. 7
    E says:

    “..Or marched…” LOL

    E x .

  8. 8
    Lord Stansted says:


  9. 9
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1 here too

  10. 10
    oh dear says:

    Taking some detail from her own site –

    It’s a ten-year old X-Type (so basically a Ford Mondeo), with an engine under 2 litres in size, with which she does a little over 1000 miles a year.

    Epic non story.

  11. 11
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    If she can’t charge it up hardly anywhere, what’s she complaining about, dear?

  12. 12
    Lord Stansted says:

    She looks a big girl.

  13. 13
    Tax is theft says:

    Not really, the X-type has IRS.
    Aside from that, this sounds like a Green that has woken up to reality.
    Now then, we can we have our green taxes returned to us?

  14. 14
    Ah! Monika says:

    Great publicity photo. Now we know what she looks like!.

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    apricot yoghurt is lush

  16. 16
    Tax is theft says:

    The Twin-Air version has appalling MPG – more greenwash AFIAC.

  17. 17
    Cinquecento says:

    TwinAir – 900cc turbocharged

  18. 18
    Ah! Monika says:

    Hot-Air balloon?

  19. 19

    I wouldn’t want to touch her with yours.

  20. 20
    Penny Red-mouth says:

    My mum always told me to eat my Greens

  21. 21
    lolathebeautiful says:

    Does he mean X-Type, or XF? Mrs Lola’s X-Type Diesel Estate does about 44 mpg on a run. That’s hardly gas guzzling.

  22. 22
    john77 says:

    As a paid-up member of The Conservative and Unionist Party I walk whenever I can, and use public transport to commute to London (it usually isn’t much good for going anywhere else: on occasion I have found it quicker to run ten miles or so than catch a bus). What is it with these so-called radicals that they can condemn my use of resources while using far more themselves?
    “Licence they mean when the cry ‘liberty'”

  23. 23
    Aunty Matter says:

    George moonbat drives a car as well. His excuse was he lived in Wales somewhere and there was no public transport.

    One law for them and one for us.

  24. 24
    Dr. Alex Merkart says:

    This patient has a hormonal imbalance common in ladies of a certain age.

    They see life in a simplistic, almost child-like dimension and quite often have little or no responsibility, due, in part, to being beneficiaries of their belated husband’s hard earned fortune, or family inheritance.

    I’m afraid there is no cure, but, they can be easily tolerated or ignored.

  25. 25
    Mo Mentum says:

    How’s Reg, Elsie?

  26. 26

    No Tottywatch there then.

  27. 27
    All politicians are psychopaths says:

    Yet another classic example of a manipulative psychopath.

  28. 28
    Ah! Monika says:

    That’s 2 negatives, she needs a + and a –

    Anyway not her car Elsie, her Rampant Bunny.

  29. 29
    Nurse Botha says:

    Yes, dear. If it makes your hair less wiry, I’m sure The Ladies won’t mind.

  30. 30
    Someone in the know says:

    That’s beacause it’s really a Ford Mondeo (Mondeo floor pan) with a Ford Mondeo diesel engine (or perhaps I should say Peugeot DW10/12 diesel engine).

  31. 31
    The Grand Green Mufti of Morton-in-the-Marsh says:

    Show some respect. Halal organic.

  32. 32
    SP4BS says:

    Some largish diesel estates get well over 60mpg.

    She’s a crap politician too, stating that there are no choices other than this thing and an electric car. Small petrol models would be a senisble compromise if thats what she’s after.

  33. 33
    Ah! Monika says:

    On a more serious note. Remember when the sun came out, certain ladies used to give their nipples an airing. Why the change?

  34. 34
    Nurse says:

    Does she suffer from global warming?

  35. 35
    SP4BS says:

    I have read about that. I got the impression its a really clever engine system, but only really gets the published MPG if you drive like a nun on mogadon.

  36. 36
    SP4BS says:

    I have read about that. I got the impression its a really clever engine system, but only really gets the published MPG if you droove like a nun on mogadon.

  37. 37
    Prince Harry in a Hindu temple somewhere in Southall says:

    I’m telling you that ain’t no swastika on that flag.

  38. 38
    Tony Blair, war criminal and millionaire says:

    I don’t understand the err problem. You know, 25grand buys a photograph and signed copy of the dodgy dossier from me. I can do 20 an hour. Add to what JP Morgan give me and I’m doing well.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    All of these types are very odd when you scratch the surface, they cant make it with a mainstream party, so they go for the inadequates like greens or Lib dems.

  40. 40
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    He’s feeling ever so brittle and a little flaky, dear. I don’t think this heat is helping. I’ll tell him you were being nosey, Mo, but he doesn’t seem to take a blind bit of notice of me these days.

  41. 41
    You have just got to hand it ... to the Master Race! says:


    Motive #


    Rough House tactics where necessary

    Traitors are not tolerated

    Angela to Lead it

    Heail to zer Glorious €USSR

    # any convenient will do

  42. 42
    Tom tWatson MP says:

    No, that’s me!

  43. 43
    the savant says:

    “Am I suddenly going to pay 25-grand for an electric car which I can’t charge up hardly anywhere, because there’s no infrastructure” ??

    No – you grade A top dollar 25 carat pillock , you buy a second hand Mini and accept the concept of humility .

    Are you not part of the ” in this together ” cohort ??

  44. 44
    The Public says:

    The mainstream parties are also full of inadequates. If you doubt that, just look at the state of the nation’s finances.

  45. 45
    Cherry (ON TOP) says:

    Don’t forget how frugal I am wiv the money you give me for housekeeping though

  46. 46
    Dave says:

    marched? goosestepped

  47. 47
    Ah! Monika says:

    Some “psychologist” on Sky at lunchtime proclaiming the virtues of having affairs to strengthen marriages. Sited all those male Europeans whose currencies are collapsing as being role models. Is their a connection.

    And why do these psychos always grin at the end of a sentence. Did Freud?

  48. 48
    A lying cheating bullying two-faced liar + sanctimonious git who put Prudence on the streets says:

    I’m not! And if you come within reach you’ll get what’s coming to you!

  49. 49
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. I bought a second hand diesel six years ago for 3,000 quid and I’ve still got the damned thing. Does well over 50mpg on a long run.

    What is this utter fucking moron squawking on about?

  50. 50
    The Public says:

    I don’t care what she drives as long as she doesn’t get elected.

  51. 51
    Ah! Monika says:

    I wouldn’t want to touch hair with mine either.

  52. 52
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Oh, I see. Yes, I only seem to get six or seven hours from three DDs, dear. It’s the dryness, I’ve been told.

  53. 53
    Ice Cold Alex says:

    I may have the answer if she has

  54. 54
    SP4BS says:

    That sounds almost old enough not to have the bloody bastarding particle filter. Keep it.

  55. 55
    Freud says:

    Nein! Zer grin is a sign of zer liar who hav pulled the wool over zer eyes unt got der fat fee!

  56. 56
    WC says:

    Just the odd flush.

  57. 57
    jgm2 says:

    Bought two on the same day to replace our petrol cars. Both still going. Both now 12 years old.

    Particle filter? Wot dat?

  58. 58
    jgm2 says:

    That certainly explains Tony Blair and the Maximum Imbecile’s rictus grin.

  59. 59
    keredybretsa says:

    Get on yer bike Pippa or do ze goose step up ze Strand.
    Another hypocritical politclown bites the dust!

  60. 60
    annette curton says:

    You are just being cosmetic, get yourself down to Santa Pod with the rest of the Greens.

  61. 61
    Retard Factor says:

    What a hypocritical fud. Public transport not good enough for her?

  62. 62
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I’m surprised she shaves her armpits.

  63. 63
    Form Tutor says:

    Cited. Their. And you end a question with a question mark.

  64. 64
    A Dutch Dyke says:

    Does she eat cheese?

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    Obviously not. But only because not enough money has been ‘invested’ in it. And not because it doesn’t go where people want to travel to at the times they want to travel and makes you hostage to c*unts like Bob Crow.

  66. 66

    I bet our host can’t do this:

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    How long’s an x type been a gas guzzler?

  68. 68
    Dr. Alex Merkart says:

    Having just consulted with colleagues in Freemantle State University Hospital Western Australia, via a video conferencing facility, I have been informed my earlier diagnosis is a little long-winded and they have suggested I re-assess my medical opinion to a more commonly acceptable conclusion, therefore can I suggest this Sheila is as mad as sherbet sheep-dip! Gooday!!

  69. 69
    Ah! Monika says:

    And what sort of ‘ Green @ shaves her arm-pits?

  70. 70
    Animal says:

    jgm2, I think the person was referring to a particulate filter, which have been around for donkeys years and help to reduce soot out yer back pipe. They’re a bit of emissions trickery, Peugeot started fitting them to their models as standard well over 10 years ago.

  71. 71
  72. 72
    annette curton says:

    Not to shave them would be cosmetic, err!… (waves Syrian Flag).

  73. 73
    jgm2 says:

    The greenest car in the world is, bizarrely, a Landrover Discovery. Because the fucking thing is so unreliable that it never actually consumes any fuel.

  74. 74
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    She should follow my green example

    Riding around in my Range Rover Evoque
    Looking for young girls to pick up and poke.


  75. 75
    SP4BS says:

    If one lives in rural places, public transport is non-existant. If you live in a smallish town its crap. If you live in london, theres plenty of it, and even so its still controlled by politicians.

    Oh, “Disillusioned with the slow pace and chronic wastage in civil service, I took early retirement to explore the world I did not know.” (at 57?)

    Plenty of air miles too then.

  76. 76
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The comments on her “About Pippa” page on her website are priceless:

    A catalogue of hypocrisy – well worth a read.

  77. 77
    Urea Lifter says:

    the 1.8 deisel that was in scodas and vw’s, opel too I think, does 60mpg and apparently you can run it on cooking oil.

  78. 78

    How cruel. I drove mine all over Okneys, Shetlands and the Western Isles. Down to Turkey, Gibraltar and to the Black Sea. They thought I was a celebrity in Romania as they had never seen a car like it. Everyone waved at me. One business man, who ran a casino in a main town and who was driving a huge black Mercedes, with an expensive looking girlfriend in the passenger seat, offered to buy it off me. I could not shake him off. Eventually, I said that I might consider it if he gave me his Merc and his girlfriend as part of the deal. He just said OK!

    I still turned him down. The GF would have broken me in at least one way…

  79. 79
    Jezza says:

    My Prius does over 70mpg.

  80. 80
    jgm2 says:

    They thought I was a celebrity in Romania as they had never seen a car like it

    If it was a Landrover Discovery then I’m not surprised they’d never seen a c*ar like it. Most of them can’t get down the dr*ive without some catastrophic engine failure.

  81. 81
    SP4BS says:

    so the particles that come out of a diesel get called “particulates” by the marketing men. good for them.

  82. 82
    E says:

    OMFG !!!

    Cheers for that , darlin !! NOT .

    *wipes dribble from top lips*

    E x .

  83. 83
    SP4BS says:

    And one day you (*) will have to buy new batteries, which will cost far more than any of the fuel you might have saved.
    And one can indeed get 70mpg in a large diesel estate if you drive like the nun I mentioned elsewhere.

    (* or some other poor sod)

  84. 84
    Urea Lifter says:

    that is not bad but not as good as the girl in Ennistymon who signed the name of the purchasers in the pint.

  85. 85
    token cars says:

    Whats happening with that fucking ludicrous electric car plant they were to build in the North-East, with millions of public money thrown at it/
    Has it been quietly dropped as no-one is going to buy any of the shite cars.

  86. 86
    HenryV says:

    I wonder how many times she goes on holiday each year and where? I think I am right in saying the average holiday flight per person is equivalent to a large car’s emissions for a year. Loopy hypocritical socialists I hate them.

  87. 87
    jgm2 says:

    Owners of used Hondas have a 10% chance of their cars suffering a breakdown, according to the survey of 50,000 Warranty Direct policies.


    By contrast, seven in 10 Land Rover owners will experience a breakdown in any given year, the survey said.

  88. 88
    Urea Lifter says:

    yes, but drive one for a week and you want to jump off a bridge.

  89. 89
    The late and much lamented Kenny Everett says:

    You still haven’t told me whether you’re really my old gran.

  90. 90
    Snaplegs says:

    Land Rovers are by far the greenest cars on the planet. Mines got more recycled parts on it than you can shake a big hairy stick at (including replacement engine jgm2). Need to buy another to feed my recycling habit

  91. 91
    jgm2 says:

    If I had to replace the engine of my car I wouldn’t consider that ‘recycling’. I’d consider it was an unreliable piece of shit in the first place.

  92. 92
    Snaplegs says:

    probably nearer 9 out of 10 but at least a landy can be fixed without a small mortgage (well older ones like mine anyway, all modern cars require a spotty youth with a degree in computer science to make the thing run)

    Only cars pre 1995 can be considered “green” due to their carbon output over lifetime. Unfortunately some dickhead introduced scrapage scheme and robbed the country of plenty of worthwhile usable cars. Wonder who that was?

  93. 93
    jgm2 says:

    If I was in the mar*ket for a 4×4 I’d do, as people all over the world who rely on a 4×4 for their life do. I’d buy a Toyota 4×4.

  94. 94
    Snaplegs says:

    popular misconception – people would buy LR over Toymota if:

    a. They were cheaper
    b. had a better parts network
    c. Were geared for Africa and not Kensington

    Toyotas break down the same as any 4×4 in arduous terrain, they just made better investment in distribution and support in 3rd world states, whereas LR’s previous owners (BL, British Aerospace et al) didn’t

  95. 95
    Adolf Hitler says:

    Double negative

  96. 96
    tony berry says:

    Splash out,buy a tub of warfarin and mix with Tone’s din-dins

  97. 97
    kinnochio says:

    Or perhaps she could take some English lessons :

    “an electric car which I can’t charge up hardly anywhere”

    What kind of person wishing to be taken at all seriously would express herself this way?

  98. 98
    TomCatesby says:

    She could try bullshit as a fuel.

  99. 99
    Tuscan Tony says:


    Greens – mirthless, credulous cretins.

  100. 100
    JH says:

    So, a ten year old car with a biggish engine.

    Why couldn’t she drive a small, more efficient car?

    Usual Watermelon bullshit. Fucking sociopaths, the lot of them.

  101. 101
    JH says:

    I can recommend the Ford Ranger as a reliable 4×4. Ignore shit like Navarras which chuck pistons through the engine casing with great reliability.

    The Ford is basic and reliable, and not much wider than a normal car. Guy down my garage says he has never seen one with a serious failure, and this is a rural area where every sod has a 4×4.

  102. 102
    Dave says:

    This woman was a contestant on C4’s “Come Dine With Me” a while back (yes, I know I should get out more). She’s as thick as the proverbial and a total embarrassment. I blame the Israelis for letting her out.

  103. 103
    Was your sat nav fucked ? says:

    You drove to Turkey via the Western Isle ????

  104. 104
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Can’t understand why she doesn’t at least buy a small car.

    What was i thinking,she’s a leftie hypocrite.

  105. 105
    HenryV says:

    I had to google “Come Dine With Me”, I will never get that 40 seconds back.

  106. 106
    Urea Lifter says:

    I imagine that she has moved on to better things in the other colonies as she was certainly a “star”

  107. 107
    ho hum says:

    She meant ..” which I can’t not charge up nowhere”.

  108. 108
    Grimey Miner says:

    If she is only doing a thousand miles a year she could get rid of it. FFS “I” could walk that in a month.

  109. 109
    Fog says:

    At least she worked out electric cars still need to use power generated from somewhere. Most greenies haven’t evolved that far and seem to think, if at all, the cars will be powered by fairy dust falling off the money tree.

  110. 110
    Animal says:

    Marketing has nothing to do with this.

    ‘Particulate’ is a scientific term, referring to a substance that consists of different particles. Such as soot.

  111. 111
    what an exhibition! says:

    They’re always moralizing about using cars. Never mind the mileage you can get with a mid-size diesel – I would have thought (as a representative of the Greens) it was a matter of principles and public example, therefore it should be a Prius – if she must have a car. But really bicycle and public transport are most appropriate.

    One more thing which supports the discourse that the Greens are more about amassing political power for an alternatively-coloured faction of the marxist cult and that the trees and whales have been relegated to a lower priority.

  112. 112
    All socialists everywhere, always says:

    Do as I say, not as I do.

  113. 113


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