August 17th, 2012

Team GB Needed 63 Million Medals to Recover Gordon’s Gold

Team GB might have done the nation proud during the Olympics, but they needed to win a lot more medals if they wanted to earn back all the gold the Prime Mentalist sold off. Guido has done the maths:

Each gold medal contains 6g (or 1/5 oz) of gold.

This means five gold medals are needed to make one ounce.

Gordon Brown sold off 12.7 million ounces of gold.

5 x 12.7 million = 63.5 million gold medals.

At least the new Team GB did better than the old one…


229 Comments

  1. 1
    The public says:

    Thanks Gordon you Twunt!

  2. 2
    Tony's nightmare says:

    Who sold all the gold?
    Who sold all the gold?
    You crap bastard
    You crap bastard
    You sold all the gold.

  3. 3
    Double Tap says:

    And thanks to Dave they will soon be continuing the good work.

  4. 4
    Tony Blur says:

    I think..If I can explain….look..it was just that..{pause}..and i ‘m being honest here..I {pause for an extraordinary long time}..I …..I…{pause}………………………..
    ………..
    didn’t give a fuck what that mental patient was doing so long as he stayed away from me.

  5. 5
    Double Tap says:

    Is’nt it time the concept of retribution was introduced into politics.

  6. 6
    A second try says:

    Ah Gordon. What a boon he is as a figure of fun. Someone we can all unite around and hold in ridicule together, ignoring the fact that we could have rebelled against the old fraud and his pals and driven him from office far earlier, but instead we all went along with his nonsense like compliant fools… just as we put up with the antics of William Hague, Nick Clegg, Vince Cable, David Cameron and George Osborne.

  7. 7
    A second try says:

    There is a lot of modding going on here for a Friday. Guido, don’t be so serious.

  8. 8
    Malcolm Redfellow says:

    Surely we were minting the medals; and therefore probably paying for them.

    Just as well we didn’t win them all.

  9. 9
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    What is it, when they were younger they were less vain about being photographed with specs? Or did they get Lasik operations (and who paid)?

  10. 10
    zenchimp says:

    So we could have had a gold medal each, but for that Brown?

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown, talking through the Fencing at CurrrrrCudeeee Asylum for Idiots and Moral Defectives, says:

    This High Security Fencing is here to protect me.

  12. 12
    Sniper says:

    Ask Charlie 1.

  13. 13
    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    NO !!!!

  14. 14
    Cyclops of Kirkcaldy says:

    It was the right thing to do.

  15. 15
    Tinner says:

    I’ve got some fool’s gold. Should I send it to Gordon?

  16. 16
    Beast says:

    McMental would have won Gold for us in Idiocy and running away from trouble if such events existed

  17. 17
    Jimmy another Scottish idiot says:

    Yes
    It is always the rights fault

  18. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d like to offer Julian Assange safe passage.

    Sorry, I meant to say I’d like to offer him MY passage.

  19. 19
    Beast says:

    Mr McMental
    According to some Swedish woman Mr Assange doesnt always need an offer
    He just takes any passage he fancies

  20. 20
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hi guys! It’s me, Tone.

    Quite a lot of fools have given me gold. By the bucketload.

  21. 21
    Gordon Brown-Stain says:

    Och aye, ye rich toff bastard….but youse were righhht aboot one thing….I was really only good at being a Number Two.

    And unlike gold, ye cannae polish a tu*d.

  22. 22
    Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP says:

    Hey Mr Guido, I may be many things but at least I can count.

    The actual number of Gold Medal required = 63.70012 recurring according to my calculations. Are you trying to diss me, man?

  23. 23
    Lord Mandy of Boyes says:

    right up somebody’s alley then. Now about the man with the golden bum…

  24. 24
    Sebastian Weetabix says:

    The Tartan Caliban sold 12.7 million Troy Ounces of gold…. so I fear we will need over 69 million Gold medals. It’s worse than we thought.

  25. 25
    What A Carry On says:

    Ooooh matron, get you ducky.

    I met that Lord Mandy once….he was coming up this back passage……

  26. 26
    Tuscan Villain says:

    It made me laugh to see Miliband still has the same haircut!

  27. 27
    Shirley Bassey says:

    Goldfingered
    He’s the man
    The man with the mindless touch

  28. 28
    Jimmy says:

    You’ve just given up now haven’t you?

  29. 29
    Dudley Zoo says:

    i pointed this out the day of beefys tweet, get a grip

  30. 30
    Bluebottle says:

    You buy low and sell high silly.

    So if you have any gold left you either sell it now or melt a few milligrams into every one pound coin.

  31. 31
    Aunty Matter says:

    McMental sold off all the English gold, Scotland still has its own.

  32. 32
    A reader says:

    I licks it when Gordon getters beasted on here

  33. 33
    ToonBob... says:

    Just re-write history, move on please, nothing to see here !!

  34. 34
    A Pointless Prick Posing as PM, (via-email) says:

    I say you jolly chaps! Just got word that the most common name in Blighty is Mohair-mud – well that’s dashed good news – what?? Shows we’re multi-culti and all the things Brussels likes . . . good for my CV – what? – and Tony’s of course – he should get the credit!! What?? What’s the latest WF wattage by the way?

    Asked chap on Reception best way to walk over to Portugal to see Hose. He merely laughed in a strange way. Don’t understand these dagos.

    Sam skittish.

    LOL

    Dave

  35. 35
    Form Tutor says:

    Guido, Team GB may have done the nation proud during the Olympics and not “might have” (you are raising something that happened, rather than something that might have happened but for, say, some bar on entry to the event).

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown, touching things at CurrrrrCudeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives, says:

    I know! Everything I touch turns to GOLD!

  37. 37
    Modurn Britush tork says:

    Might ‘of’ – surely – as “might of”

  38. 38
  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it about time we had an inquiry about the whys and wherefores of this disaster? Names that spring to mind are Gordon Brown, Ed Balls, Ed Miliband, Gavyn Davies and Sue (yes, THAT Sue) Nye. It’ll be something worth inquiring into, unlike the bollocks we’ve had recently.

  40. 40
    dI Duncan says:

    I bet she has to wash her underware twice on hot

  41. 41
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Putin doesn’t like pussy, it’s young boys for him.

  42. 42
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Broadmoor’s barber has been there for ages.

  43. 43
    Sir William Waad says:

    By the way, what did you do with that handful of magic beans?

  44. 44
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    He’s got a LOT to be beasted for. Worst Chancellor in history, worst prime minister since Tony B£iar.

  45. 45
    Expat Geordie says:

    Bollocks MidARSE.

    Everything that you touch turns to shite!

  46. 46
    Boris, the eveready expansion... says:

    .
    .
    putin doesn’t like …. while dave pussyfoots.
    .
    ….that is if the country needs an airport expansion.

  47. 47
    Gordon ( sold Gold at the bottom ) Brown says:

    Look on the bright side. I sold all your Gold and bought euros.

    Er, wait….

  48. 48
    NE Frontiersman says:

    I think the Dr Zhivago movie was quite cool back then; they just hadn’t worked out who the Bad Guys were.

  49. 49
    Sir William Waad says:

    Robot hair never grows.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    We’ve given up wondering why Brown informed the market of the sale of OUR gold way before it was actually sold, allowing traders to force down the price , and sell at ‘Brown’s Bottom’ values. It’s either because he’s a fucking idiot, or he was saving the skins of certain financial institutions, ie banks. Perhaps you’d like to explain which it is to your dimwit lefty mates Jimmy.

  51. 51
    spanows says:

    Thing is, in the great scheme of things, the Brown bottom is probably the cheapest of his many cock-ups.

  52. 52
    Irony Gordon says:

  53. 53
    Alex de Pfeffel says:

    A gentleman always makes the bed afterwards. That’s why I use DurExcell.

  54. 54
    annette curton says:

    If the math is correct, strangely 63.5 million gold medals would have been just about enough to give everybody in the United Kingdom one each.

  55. 55
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Just let me remind all you bloggers that the UK is now in debt to the tune of £1Trillion.

    How much more is that the Conservative led coalition took office ?

  56. 56
    New Merologist says:

    New Statesman editor Jason Cowley almost said of the Guardian recently :
    ‘I could get 4 million users a day if we were losing £40m a year and had a journalist for every MP.’
    Spooky !

  57. 57
    Abu Qatada says:

    It has been announced that Eid will be this Sunday.

    Ov Vey & Inshallah.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Dunno darlin .

    50 quid ?? 20p ??

    Anonymous x .

  59. 59
    Britain & US may release oil reserves says:

    Fill yer tanks up the oil price is on the march again. :(

  60. 60
    non-believer says:

    That is if you believe the population is anywhere near 63.5 million.

  61. 61
    A Droyd says:

    Well that’s only about one medal each, so if we all try harder….

    Simples!!

  62. 62
    annette curton says:

    How much more is that the… eloquent as ever Ed.

  63. 63
    Off the record says:

    Nobody has the fuckiest idea how many people are in this country.

  64. 64
    Dudley Zoo says:

    in financial fuckwittery team GB have done the equivalent of a 4 second hundred meters

  65. 65
    annette curton says:

    I did say IF the math is correct.

  66. 66
    The Paragnostic says:

    I was wondering why he got on so well with young Vague and that Coe chappie…

  67. 67
    Dudley Zoo says:

    I cannot think of one person on this planet who you can take the piss out of more than Gordon Brown

    He is distilled fuckwitt

  68. 68
    to the cunt that sometimes says:

    …”math”. Perfectly annoying, thanks. That’s why I won’t be going to America anytime soon.
    Have a nice day.

  69. 69
    annette curton says:

    GB (Kirkcaldy Deceased) deserves his gold medal for financial fuckwit of the Century.

  70. 70
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    He’s sustained this blog well beyond it’s sell-by date.

  71. 71
    The Mayor of Shiremoor says:

    Tha’s a chipshop caaled the Golden Horde in Park Avenue. Aa’ll bet that’s wheor thon gowld is!

  72. 72
    Filthy Rich Capitalist says:

    I explained this some time ago and it has been confirmed in a number of financial articles in the press. Morgan Stanley bank had a huge short position in gold which they could not unwind. The situation put the entire US banking system at risk. Gordon Brown was approached by Gavin Davies, a partner in Goldman Sachs, whose wife Sue Nye worked for Gordon, in an attempt to get Morgan Stanley off the hook; this could not be done in the US as it would leak, and therefore initiate huge litigation from traders. Gordon announced the sale in advance so that the gold traders would mark the price down and Morgan Stanley could offload their short position, which they did. The price of the sale at $230 an ounce raised $2.92bn for the Exchequer. If that gold were sold today at $1600 an ounce it would raise $20.32bn, a loss to the taxpayer of $17.4bn. This is of course a drop in the ocean compared to the £bns Gordon authorised to bail out Northern Rock, RBS and HBOS, the latter two both complicit in Gordon’s immigration policy, providing huge unsecured loans to property developers to build thousands of blocks of flats for asylum seekers and other immigrants encouraged in to the country by the then Labour Government.

  73. 73
    annette curton says:

    That would be any time soon in English.

  74. 74
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls and Miliband were only acting under orders. Now where have we heard that before?

  75. 75
    Ed Balls fisted my hamster says:

    Why do you persist in calling the Prime Mentalist? Prime malicious fuckwitted criminal Hunt would be closer to the mark.

  76. 76
    Nurse Botha says:

    Take the saveloy out of your mouth and try again, dear. That came across as “umnng glrrrp splggg”.

  77. 77
    to the cunt that sometimes says:

    “That would be any time soon in English.”:
    It was a toss-up.

  78. 78
    Ed Balls fisted my hamster says:

    Christ a’mighty. Friday night Fleurie-induced fat finger syndrome.
    “Persist in calling *him* the Prime mentalist”. And, I meant Hunt with a C. But you knew that.

  79. 79
    annette curton says:

    Missing you already.

  80. 80
    Plug and play says:

    I thought his coiffure was styled by Lego.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    He should be locked up in fucking prison for that alone.

  82. 82
    the cunt that always says:

    …”I’m gonna grab the popcorn. He he.”

    Huh?

  83. 83
    Ed Miliband the Millionaire Marxist Yid says:

    I promith not to sethell any more gold onceth I become prime ministher in 2015.

    Shalom.

  84. 84
    albacore says:

    And where were the Tories when Brown sold the gold
    All hiding in bed with a terrible cold?
    They were just as much cop as Opposition
    As they are in this woeful Coalition
    They don’t have what it takes to make Brown own up
    To why he sold our gold and bought us a pup

  85. 85
    A poem by E says:

    The Tories woz still cleanin jizz stains
    From dresses an trousers an glass panes
    They’d had a good run
    Three times they had won
    And now it were time for the next Hains

    E x .

  86. 86
    A poem by E says:

    Oh , YEAH !!

    I forgot :- P

    The Tories woz still cleanin jizz st*ains
    From dresses an trousers an glass panes
    They’d had a good run
    Three times they had won
    And now it were time for the next Hains

    E x .

  87. 87
    Blowing Whistles says:

    He was on a promise from Goldman Sachs that they’d see him right ….

    Double twatted fool.

  88. 88
    No Fucker resigns these days even when caught red handed says:

    Well we could start with the concept of accountabilith

  89. 89
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    It’s a fucking joke, isn’t it? My, rather unfortunate, name has an ‘e’ in it, anyway.

  90. 90
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To be a bit factual – Social Services when they unlawfully kidnap children in the ever growing busine$£ of family court proceedings / or was it the getsapo / or is it every fucrke in the land who hasn’t got the testicle to stand up against the new bourgeoise the effing legals & their king snakes on the ladders – the wigged Ones?

  91. 91
    Movie gold says:

    The scene with the ice palace was splendid

  92. 92
    Gordoom McMental says:

    So what you’re saying is…..it’s Sue’s fault, right?

  93. 93
    Fuck Me says:

    The tartan caliban ? So are you saying Ed Balls whom I previously thought was English and whom it is reported advised Brown to do this, is in fact Scottish ? Fuck me your dsconnect with reality which s required to justify your world view is as impressive as any Stalanist or Nazi

  94. 94
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How is that Haringay, Barnet, Enfield and Islington Councils are still getting away with murder, deception, child stealing and all manner of dirty acts in cahoots with the Wigged ones and contrary to what normal human beings [the majority] condemn as barbaric?

  95. 95
    long and short.. says:

    .
    .
    uk wealth has doubled over a 20 year period to £110,000 per person in 2011.
    uk wealth increased by 3.3% to £6.8 trillion last year.
    .
    source: times.⛵

  96. 96
    Where is this mythical Scottish gold you speak of ? says:

    Any evidence for that Auntie wankpiece or have you just made that up ?

  97. 97
    Stockholm syndrome says:

    Yep, looks like Brady has found another easily manipulated nutter female to do his bidding. The letter doesnt exist, she made it up for the documentary.

  98. 98
    Justin Bouffant, hair stylist to the dregs says:

    He certainly doesn’t use Arrymess®, darling. As he takes the time to read this blog, he should pay closer attention to the wonderful hair chemicals being ad*vertised here.

  99. 99
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    And all because houses are overvalued. Muppet.

  100. 100
    Gordon ( sold Gold at the bottom ) Brown says:

    ‘Sustained’ ? Surely you mean ‘ Sue stained’. It was her fault, after all.

  101. 101
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    There’s no Gold money left.

  102. 102
    Titus Finckter says:

    You think you’ve got a problematic name?

    P.S. Please excuse the google transbot’s approximation of what I am trying to convey to you.

  103. 103
    McDonalds parent watch says:

    You normally dress up as Batman and climb buildings don’t you ?

  104. 104
    Shallow PR fuckwit watch says:

    Just look at that pic of the two Eds wearing their fucking POWER glasss. Utter fucking wankers, jesus christ who votes for these fuckers ??????

  105. 105
    mattermaticks says:

    Nice thought Annette but The 63.5 million figure only recoups the gold value . Each gold medal is estimated to have cost 700 dollars which means approx 44.5 billion dollars for a personal momento, ie +/_ 28.3 billion pounds above what the games have already cost you.
    Still, what’s another 450quid per person eh.

  106. 106
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    Ah, but she wasn’t a fully-blown bigot back in those heady days of 99-02. It would take another eight years of practice for it to become fully her fault.

  107. 107
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Me.

  108. 108
    Postal Voter says:

    We do.

  109. 109
    Per & Inga says:

    via Google translate on iSponge v3.0:

    Either he’s being sarcastic or he isn’t.

  110. 110
    Gonk says:

    You’re good people

  111. 111
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    Anything on telly tonight?

  112. 112
    Gonk says:

    I too wore glasses like that. Until someone hit me over the head
    with a milkcrate on a night out.
    Ah, happy days.

  113. 113
    Fuck the bbc says:

    Check out the guardian editorial on moors murderers tonight – a waste of police time apparently – these Hunts truly no know decency

  114. 114
    Fuck the bbc says:

    Check out the guardian editorial on moors murderers tonight – a waste of police time apparently – people truly no know decency

  115. 115
    Titus Finckter says:

    Fuck knows, mate. Anyway, I have reason to sort out my fantasy fussball team. Herr Dempsey has thrown a wobbler at Fulham and I need to rearrange the midfield accordingly. There are only the seventeen hours until the kickings-offings.

  116. 116
    Saffron says:

    Cyclops and gold don,t agree,this scotch tw– sells off part of our gold reserves and in the way of an idiot tells the markets in advance.
    The same idiot takes a PhD which takes him years on the history of the Scottish Liebour party.
    The same idiot goes to parties loaded with bags full of bricks instead of beer.
    Also folks this idiot writes a note telling people how to claim benifits.
    This idiot also is so intent on destroying Blur that he is mental and does not care about what might happen to England.
    This pillock if we had realised it should never have had any part of English politics.
    Him and his partner in crime Blair are toxic to this country and long may they FAIL.

  117. 117
    Per & Inga says:

    via Google translate on iSponge v3.0:

    We are massive. The others are quite nice, we are told.

  118. 118
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    Thanks for the heads-up, Finckter. I, too, had him as my rock in the centre of the park. WTF’s going on there, then?

  119. 119
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Spot on!

  120. 120
    not a machine says:

    I sold the world ….

  121. 121
    Titus Finckter says:

    I am not so sure. There was the talk that he suddenly was becoming disenchanted with the seventy-thousand Euros per week for the kicking of the ball and was wishing to drop out and play wing-attack for the Fulham Ladies’ First VII netball team, for a slight pay-drop.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    What the hell do the 2 EDs look like ? i feel sorry for their poor wives.Do you think they suspect anything.

  123. 123
    NE Frontiersman says:

    It’s the Strelnikov Look: remember Tom Courtenay? But at least he got shot in the end, so it turned out happily in some ways.

  124. 124
    Ewänme says:

    *uses her special skimming-powers to read the boring post and the subsequent comments*

    OMG !!

    Thx for handy hint , Titus honey !!!

    U’s a BRICK x .

    *heads off to fiddle with her van der Vaart*

    E x .

  125. 125
    Gordon ( sold Gold at the bottom ) Brown says:

    I’m not too simple to stop bleeding you dry…..

  126. 126
    sniper says:

    Great news. I’ll get a round in.

  127. 127
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is there any truth to the rumours that Tone and Gordo – got it on in a hotel room? Could there have been a third (meddeling son) party involved? And is there any compromising stuff that the meddeling one just happens to have as a persuading piece of dirt?

    Rumours – is it the stuff of great leg ends.

  128. 128
    Genevieve says:

    +1 Titus ♥
    Why has your beautiful name been corrupted by umlauts, Ewänme?

  129. 129
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Granita, Granita Granita – what happened later that night?

  130. 130
    Guido Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf Fawkes says says:

    Look into my eyes. focus on the past. You will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.ou will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.ou will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government. You will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.ou will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.ou will not focus on the present shambles in government.You will not focus on the present shambles in government.

  131. 131
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey Many of Boyes – What kind of secret video technology did you have installed in your bolthole in the Isle of Man – you weren’t filming unsuspecting people in various rooms were you?

    Fleetwood Mac.

  132. 132
    Kenneth Moron says:

    Your moniker causes my small-end to rattle.

    Pray tell, Ewänme – why have you had to alter the moniker that you have been known by, the net over, for four years?

  133. 133
    feel good... says:

    .
    .
    feel good is a choice.
    ⛵. all the best.

  134. 134
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Boaz.

  135. 135
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The whole Brady story has the stench and hand of an MsM / Establishmental SPOILER story on it – designed to keep people looking ‘over there’ – when the Eurozone is about to Implode – at last.

  136. 136
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    This will be interesting.

  137. 137
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Wrong – big time wrong. Don’t trust that forefathers mob – and have …….. to prove it.

  138. 138
    Ewänme Botha says:

    LOL @ u all hangin on my evry word !!!

    FFS !!

    I doesn’t know , does I ??

    E x .

  139. 139
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Goldman Scahs, Barclays, Lloyds Banking group and RBS – “wrote off”
    £87 Million pounds of debt last week – with Mouchel – so hey … perhaps next week they’ll create £87 Million pounds of credit out of thin air – as they do.

  140. 140
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Ed. We say ‘omni-shambles’ in our agitprop and the BBC have been instructed to use this expression twenty times a day. Got that ?

  141. 141
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s a SPOILER story.

  142. 142
    Becky Pippins says:

    Hello, naughty people. Thanks for Dempsey OUT pointer, Titus. I’ve gone Hazard, E instead.

  143. 143
    Kenneth Moron says:

    Your moniker makes my big-end knock.

  144. 144
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    Becky. Join in with the “fun”.

  145. 145
    Genevieve says:

    Pippins! Not much happening here, you tart.

  146. 146
    HP says:

    Newsnight unable to resist another unbalanced stagger through the school sports fields story. Who’d have thought it?

  147. 147
    Ewänme Botha says:

    OMG !!

    Pippy , honey !!!

    WTF u doin here ???

    Demsey OUT , btw x .

    E x .

  148. 148
    Titus Finckter says:

    Enough already! Ewa. You were going to explain to the world why you are verboten from using the moniker for which you are known the universe over.

  149. 149
    Becky Pippins says:

    Who’s he, E?

  150. 150
    Ewänme Botha says:

    LOL !!

    He’s OK , babe x

    He one of ours .

    Chillax , Pippins ♥

    E x .

  151. 151
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We’re just following orders.

  152. 152
    Ewänme Botha says:

    Errrr ….

    That’s the least of our worries ain’t it , Mr. Man ????

    E x .

  153. 153
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    Tell them about the moniker, for fuck’s sake. I’ve got to get up in the morning.

  154. 154
    Expat Geordie says:

    I think that your name says it all. Now will that be a Double Tap to the head or to the chest?

  155. 155
    Aunty Matter says:

    McMental moved tons of it north of the border.

  156. 156
    Genevieve says:

    E? Are you upright?

  157. 157
    Ewänme Botha says:

    Yep x .

    Gimme a mo – gotta do a dump .

    E x .

  158. 158
    Kenneth Moron says:

    *Fingers drum*

  159. 159
    Becky Pippins says:

    *Checks mirror*

  160. 160
    Titus Finckter says:

    *Combs the lawn*

  161. 161
    Expat Geordie says:

    Would that be to put through his “good” eye?

    If so, then join the queue.

  162. 162
    Expat Geordie says:

    Any proof BW? You’re normally pretty good at this, so please tell me that you have proof.

  163. 163
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Irish contribution to the Olympics.

    http://gawker.com/francis-higgins/

  164. 164
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I think she’s fallen in, dear. We all know the answer anyway, don’t we, Reg?
    Reg, dear?
    She stood out like a sore thumb with Tourette syndrome and, for a “Libertarian” blog, she was too rich for their palette, dear.

  165. 165
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    Superb sprinkling of commas, Elsie. Jealousy, fear, control, pathetic drivel etc ……

  166. 166
    Stretch Marx says:

    They are pathetic, though. Why do you think she honed in on this site?

  167. 167
    Genevieve says:

    Some twat just bounced “My Other Van’s A Comma”, FFS!

  168. 168
    Becky Pippins says:

    Do we forgive the sad cünt, Gen?

  169. 169
    Genevieve says:

    I don’t, no. He’s playing at being God when, in reality, he’s just a rather inadequate, creepy, lonely loser.

  170. 170
    Becky Pippins says:

    He’s got money and access to Google. He must be a genius, then?

  171. 171
    Genevieve says:

    I fucking doubt it. He, shamelessly, borrows from Ewänme and I guess his IQ is stuck in the 115 region.

  172. 172
    Becky Pippins says:

    LOL.

  173. 173
    NE Frontiersman says:

  174. 174
    Genevieve says:

    Jealousy is a negative emotion. Did they teach you to think outside the box at Cambridge, Becky Pippins?

  175. 175
    Becky Pippins says:

    I didn’t go to university because I didn’t need to, Gen. I popped into Keele one time for the Pernod promotion weekend.

  176. 176
    Genevieve says:

    33p a shot? I went to something similar at Hatfield Poly.

  177. 177
    Spartacus says:

    prejudice aside, troy ounces as opposed to avoirdupois ounces means we need a load more medals.
    Next 2.3 million Olympics . . .

  178. 178
    Becky Pippins says:

    Yeah. Vomit for less than a fiver. Why did Mr. Man moderate MOVAC, I wonder?

  179. 179
    Genevieve says:

    Who knows? Maybe he said something. Maybe Steve fancies his exhaust pipe. Whatever. Free speech is alive an well on this “libertarian” blog. Not.

  180. 180
    Becky Pippins says:

    Pathetic hypocrisy. That’s what got Ewänme claws hooked into this shit in the first place, I hear.

  181. 181
    Genevieve says:

    She’s a warrior, for sure. If nobody likes her, she knows everyone’s spouting bollocks. A legend.

  182. 182
    Becky Pippins says:

    I second that. Goodnight, Genevieve x

  183. 183
    Genevieve says:

    Sleep well, sweetheart x.

  184. 184
    Botanist says:

    G ordon
    R ammed
    A
    N ighty (alt: naughty)
    I in
    T ony’s
    A r…..mpit

    ??

  185. 185
    Botanist says:

    You only need a tap to the head if there is water on the brain present.

  186. 186
    Botanist says:

    So it is probably still in the basement of his house.

  187. 187
    Botanist says:

    Third time lucky?

    Look in his house.

  188. 188
    Lin Gwist says:

    Why doesn’t somebody explain to the thick-heads who collect this information – and the Press who routinely spew it out again – that every single muzzie has Md in his name. It is de rigeur (or whatever the Arabic equivalent is).

  189. 189
    Ed Balls says:

    Anyone could have a Gestapo/SS fetish when they were younger. That doesn’t mean you’re a sick puppy now. It helps if you haven’t killed five children, though; people tend to look askance at that kind of thing, and they want to jumble it all up with the WWII stuff. The two things are completely separate; do you consider me to have a dangerous vicious psychopathic personality?

  190. 190
    Soapsuds says:

    Why? Must be hardware then…

  191. 191
    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    Must be why the story is all over the Beeb. No mention of the Yurozone for days now. All very odd.

  192. 192
    Soapsuds and bubbles says:

    Yes, and it should be led by a real live American judge, not the namby pamby owes-lots-of-favours type we have in this country.

  193. 193
    Bang On says:

    Do you think they all play Russian rollit?

  194. 194
    Bang On says:

    If we scrapped MPs and all their trappings, the country could clear most of that debt off in a few months.

  195. 195
    Goldfinger Brown says:

    Always look at the bright side of life.

  196. 196
    Bang On says:

    Did somebody lose the petty cash tin?

  197. 197
    Bang On says:

    Ask for Pickles.

  198. 198
    Bang On says:

    What a hypnotwit.

  199. 199
    Bang On says:

    Did you all know that on this site, using Google Chrome, all your different pseudonyms are retained for future reference?

    Try it and see

  200. 200
    The Tosser in No 10, (via-email) says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! Bit of snag!!! If the most common name in Blighty is Mohair-mad – what does that do to my plans for up-the-bum unions – like Tony taught us to do?

    Just can’t sleep trying to work that out. One lot, obviously, – will stone the other!

    Life is just so full of real dilemmas!

    Anyway, Sam is getting restless so better get back to bed to calm her.

    LOL

    Dave

  201. 201
    Gordoom Brown says:

    It’s The Right Thing To Do!

  202. 202
    Duty Pedant says:

    Shit stained – shurely?

  203. 203
    albacore says:

    Chillax, Dave, all’s going to plan
    You had your orders from The Man
    Keep chucking more spanners in the works
    The E U’ll fix those British berks

  204. 204
    Arithmetic NOT math says:

    I never thought you were a Yank Annette…… how very disappointing.

  205. 205
    Really? says:

    Ms Balls is a former man, so yes.

  206. 206

    Data mining is for every day, not just for Christmas.

  207. 207
    Gordon Brown says:

    Look, you are being unfair.

    I did what I did, because it was the best thing for this country. Gold was practically worthless and so I decided to exchange it for millions of very valuable paper Euros.
    It was the deal of the century, but none thank me for my epic foresight and sound grasp of reality.

    Bigots all.

  208. 208
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I am doing charity headbutting

    I do hope someone brings along a bowling ball or a tin bath

  209. 209
    A BBC Spokesperson says:

    We only mention the E ewe in a positive light, as per our instructions. Normal fawning coverage will resume as soon as we are told what to say next.

  210. 210
    The invisible man says:

    Hit the spanner / Tools / Clear browsing data …. / Obliterate the following items : ….. from the beginning of time

  211. 211
    Where is this mythical Scottish gold you speak of ? says:

    I asked for evidence Auntie wanker, show me some.

  212. 212
    Rip Off Government says:

    Average petrol cost is 50p a litre, the rest is tax. Government rigging the market and distorting the cost of everything, yet again.

  213. 213
    The invisible man says:

    “Public trust in banks is at an all-time low,” according to Andrew Tyrie, chairman of the Usury Treasury Select Committee :

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9484100/Bob-Diamond-damned-by-Parliament.html

    That’s the opinion of MPs in whom public trust is at an all-time low.

  214. 214
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    I see the Americas are ganging together to defend Ecuador over the rapist Assange. Yet what is the rest of Europe doing to defend the obedient application of EU law between the UK and Sweden? The idea of the EU was supposed to be so it could gang together like a wolf pack and use its collective muscle against other countries and blocs. What a fucking waste of time and money the EU is. More supine than lupine.

  215. 215
    Grollace says:

    Gordon sold 13 milliion ounces of Gold, formerly belonging to a Bank.
    Gove sold 13 blades of grass, formerly belonging to some Children.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    Actually, the buck stops with Lizzie… or us.

  217. 217
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To Expat – a specific article was once published in the MOS – Blurr & Broon ought to have gone spare about its implication but remained distinctly ‘silent’. The Mandy is the one who holds quite some evidence over them. But Mandy is herself ‘controlled’.

  218. 218
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Dirty ‘Ministers’ from one government to the next are ‘in the protected from prosecution van’ more than anyone. Hence the rat race to leverage themselves into Minister positions. If the Freddy Mercury only acts upon the advice of Ministers and they are corrupted throughout then what fezzes up as a government of the day ain’t quite what it appears to be. As for the political circus performers known as the Parliamentary Press pack … well they’re not likely to ‘tell the truth any decade now’ because the are part of the game. The 4 pillars come together in the whole game of duplicity.

  219. 219
    Forkbender says:

    Joss, not too sure about that judging by some of the comments leveled at David Cameron

  220. 220
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be doing disco

  221. 221
    Forkbender says:

    Actually you would have to pay refining costs so it would be more than 63million

  222. 222
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m not afraid of the big brother bad wolf – they can phish for every last detail – THEIR PROBLEM IS (noting of course that Ministers are pushing for secret secret courts) that should they push for any criminal investigation – we all have the evidence against them the few. What they gonna do – take out every last person with a computer? Like to see them try.

    We beat them innumbers. It’s our turkey shoot.

  223. 223
    Sebastian Weetabix says:

    Actually I’m Glaswegian myself, and I was referring to the organ grinder Mr Brown, not his lackey Balls. Btw – it’s “Stalinist”.

    I expect you must be SNP. Enjoy the Olympics?

  224. 224
    Mrs Duffy says:

    I can’t stand the old bigot

  225. 225

    Only 6 grams of gold? What a rip-off that was then. The actual medals looked like about 2 Oz-troy.

  226. 226
    Out of pocket expenses says:

    … Not least because the public Paid for the olympic medals in the first place

  227. 227
    strident bob says:

    fucking classy reply…i’ll try to remember that

  228. 228
    Stephanie Flanders says:

    shagged both of ‘em. Afterwards, Balls kept blinking and sweating for an hour. MiliE got back into playing his Rubik’s cube.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Ye cannot polish a turd……but you can roll it in glitter!!!


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