Team GB Needed 63 Million Medals to Recover Gordon’s Gold
Team GB might have done the nation proud during the Olympics, but they needed to win a lot more medals if they wanted to earn back all the gold the Prime Mentalist sold off. Guido has done the maths:
Each gold medal contains 6g (or 1/5 oz) of gold.
This means five gold medals are needed to make one ounce.
Gordon Brown sold off 12.7 million ounces of gold.
5 x 12.7 million = 63.5 million gold medals.
At least the new Team GB did better than the old one…
Thanks Gordon you Twunt!
Ah Gordon. What a boon he is as a figure of fun. Someone we can all unite around and hold in ridicule together, ignoring the fact that we could have rebelled against the old fraud and his pals and driven him from office far earlier, but instead we all went along with his nonsense like compliant fools… just as we put up with the antics of William Hague, Nick Clegg, Vince Cable, David Cameron and George Osborne.
Look, you are being unfair.
I did what I did, because it was the best thing for this country. Gold was practically worthless and so I decided to exchange it for millions of very valuable paper Euros.
It was the deal of the century, but none thank me for my epic foresight and sound grasp of reality.
Bigots all.
I’ve got some fool’s gold. Should I send it to Gordon?
Hi guys! It’s me, Tone.
Quite a lot of fools have given me gold. By the bucketload.
Och aye, ye rich toff bastard….but youse were righhht aboot one thing….I was really only good at being a Number Two.
And unlike gold, ye cannae polish a tu*d.
I licks it when Gordon getters beasted on here
He’s got a LOT to be beasted for. Worst Chancellor in history, worst prime minister since Tony B£iar.
Thing is, in the great scheme of things, the Brown bottom is probably the cheapest of his many cock-ups.
Irish contribution to the Olympics.
http://gawker.com/francis-higgins/
Joss, not too sure about that judging by some of the comments leveled at David Cameron
Ye cannot polish a turd……but you can roll it in glitter!!!
Is there any truth to the rumours that Tone and Gordo – got it on in a hotel room? Could there have been a third (meddeling son) party involved? And is there any compromising stuff that the meddeling one just happens to have as a persuading piece of dirt?
Rumours – is it the stuff of great leg ends.
Any proof BW? You’re normally pretty good at this, so please tell me that you have proof.
To Expat – a specific article was once published in the MOS – Blurr & Broon ought to have gone spare about its implication but remained distinctly ‘silent’. The Mandy is the one who holds quite some evidence over them. But Mandy is herself ‘controlled’.
What the hell do the 2 EDs look like ? i feel sorry for their poor wives.Do you think they suspect anything.
Ms Balls is a former man, so yes.
Only 6 grams of gold? What a rip-off that was then. The actual medals looked like about 2 Oz-troy.
… Not least because the public Paid for the olympic medals in the first place
Who sold all the gold?
Who sold all the gold?
You crap bastard
You crap bastard
You sold all the gold.
I think..If I can explain….look..it was just that..{pause}..and i ‘m being honest here..I {pause for an extraordinary long time}..I …..I…{pause}………………………..
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didn’t give a fuck what that mental patient was doing so long as he stayed away from me.
Granita, Granita Granita – what happened later that night?
G ordon
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N ighty (alt: naughty)
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Hey Mr Guido, I may be many things but at least I can count.
The actual number of Gold Medal required = 63.70012 recurring according to my calculations. Are you trying to diss me, man?
By the way, what did you do with that handful of magic beans?
Actually you would have to pay refining costs so it would be more than 63million
And thanks to Dave they will soon be continuing the good work.
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uk wealth has doubled over a 20 year period to £110,000 per person in 2011.
uk wealth increased by 3.3% to £6.8 trillion last year.
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source: times.⛵
And all because houses are overvalued. Muppet.
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feel good is a choice.
⛵. all the best.
Is’nt it time the concept of retribution was introduced into politics.
Ask Charlie 1.
NO !!!!
Well we could start with the concept of accountabilith
I think that your name says it all. Now will that be a Double Tap to the head or to the chest?
You only need a tap to the head if there is water on the brain present.
There is a lot of modding going on here for a Friday. Guido, don’t be so serious.
Surely we were minting the medals; and therefore probably paying for them.
Just as well we didn’t win them all.
What is it, when they were younger they were less vain about being photographed with specs? Or did they get Lasik operations (and who paid)?
I think the Dr Zhivago movie was quite cool back then; they just hadn’t worked out who the Bad Guys were.
The scene with the ice palace was splendid
It’s the Strelnikov Look: remember Tom Courtenay? But at least he got shot in the end, so it turned out happily in some ways.
So we could have had a gold medal each, but for that Brown?
This High Security Fencing is here to protect me.
It was the right thing to do.
Yes
It is always the rights fault
McMental would have won Gold for us in Idiocy and running away from trouble if such events existed
I’d like to offer Julian Assange safe passage.
Sorry, I meant to say I’d like to offer him MY passage.
Mr McMental
According to some Swedish woman Mr Assange doesnt always need an offer
He just takes any passage he fancies
right up somebody’s alley then. Now about the man with the golden bum…
Ooooh matron, get you ducky.
I met that Lord Mandy once….he was coming up this back passage……
Hey Many of Boyes – What kind of secret video technology did you have installed in your bolthole in the Isle of Man – you weren’t filming unsuspecting people in various rooms were you?
Fleetwood Mac.
The Tartan Caliban sold 12.7 million Troy Ounces of gold…. so I fear we will need over 69 million Gold medals. It’s worse than we thought.
The tartan caliban ? So are you saying Ed Balls whom I previously thought was English and whom it is reported advised Brown to do this, is in fact Scottish ? Fuck me your dsconnect with reality which s required to justify your world view is as impressive as any Stalanist or Nazi
prejudice aside, troy ounces as opposed to avoirdupois ounces means we need a load more medals.
Next 2.3 million Olympics . . .
Actually I’m Glaswegian myself, and I was referring to the organ grinder Mr Brown, not his lackey Balls. Btw – it’s “Stalinist”.
I expect you must be SNP. Enjoy the Olympics?
It made me laugh to see Miliband still has the same haircut!
Broadmoor’s barber has been there for ages.
Robot hair never grows.
I thought his coiffure was styled by Lego.
He certainly doesn’t use Arrymess®, darling. As he takes the time to read this blog, he should pay closer attention to the wonderful hair chemicals being ad*vertised here.
Goldfingered
He’s the man
The man with the mindless touch
You’ve just given up now haven’t you?
We’ve given up wondering why Brown informed the market of the sale of OUR gold way before it was actually sold, allowing traders to force down the price , and sell at ‘Brown’s Bottom’ values. It’s either because he’s a fucking idiot, or he was saving the skins of certain financial institutions, ie banks. Perhaps you’d like to explain which it is to your dimwit lefty mates Jimmy.
I explained this some time ago and it has been confirmed in a number of financial articles in the press. Morgan Stanley bank had a huge short position in gold which they could not unwind. The situation put the entire US banking system at risk. Gordon Brown was approached by Gavin Davies, a partner in Goldman Sachs, whose wife Sue Nye worked for Gordon, in an attempt to get Morgan Stanley off the hook; this could not be done in the US as it would leak, and therefore initiate huge litigation from traders. Gordon announced the sale in advance so that the gold traders would mark the price down and Morgan Stanley could offload their short position, which they did. The price of the sale at $230 an ounce raised $2.92bn for the Exchequer. If that gold were sold today at $1600 an ounce it would raise $20.32bn, a loss to the taxpayer of $17.4bn. This is of course a drop in the ocean compared to the £bns Gordon authorised to bail out Northern Rock, RBS and HBOS, the latter two both complicit in Gordon’s immigration policy, providing huge unsecured loans to property developers to build thousands of blocks of flats for asylum seekers and other immigrants encouraged in to the country by the then Labour Government.
He should be locked up in fucking prison for that alone.
So what you’re saying is…..it’s Sue’s fault, right?
Actually, the buck stops with Lizzie… or us.
fucking classy reply…i’ll try to remember that
I sold the world ….
i pointed this out the day of beefys tweet, get a grip
You buy low and sell high silly.
So if you have any gold left you either sell it now or melt a few milligrams into every one pound coin.
McMental sold off all the English gold, Scotland still has its own.
I know! Everything I touch turns to GOLD!
Bollocks MidARSE.
Everything that you touch turns to shite!
Any evidence for that Auntie wankpiece or have you just made that up ?
McMental moved tons of it north of the border.
So it is probably still in the basement of his house.
I asked for evidence Auntie wanker, show me some.
Third time lucky?
Look in his house.
Just re-write history, move on please, nothing to see here !!
I say you jolly chaps! Just got word that the most common name in Blighty is Mohair-mud – well that’s dashed good news – what?? Shows we’re multi-culti and all the things Brussels likes . . . good for my CV – what? – and Tony’s of course – he should get the credit!! What?? What’s the latest WF wattage by the way?
Asked chap on Reception best way to walk over to Portugal to see Hose. He merely laughed in a strange way. Don’t understand these dagos.
Sam skittish.
LOL
Dave
Why doesn’t somebody explain to the thick-heads who collect this information – and the Press who routinely spew it out again – that every single muzzie has Md in his name. It is de rigeur (or whatever the Arabic equivalent is).
Guido, Team GB may have done the nation proud during the Olympics and not “might have” (you are raising something that happened, rather than something that might have happened but for, say, some bar on entry to the event).
Might ‘of’ – surely – as “might of”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9483369/Ian-Brady-deserves-respect-and-dignity-says-mother-of-two-at-centre-of-letter-investigation.html
looks like this ‘woman’ is bonkers.
I bet she has to wash her underware twice on hot
Why? Must be hardware then…
Yep, looks like Brady has found another easily manipulated nutter female to do his bidding. The letter doesnt exist, she made it up for the documentary.
The whole Brady story has the stench and hand of an MsM / Establishmental SPOILER story on it – designed to keep people looking ‘over there’ – when the Eurozone is about to Implode – at last.
Must be why the story is all over the Beeb. No mention of the Yurozone for days now. All very odd.
We only mention the E ewe in a positive light, as per our instructions. Normal fawning coverage will resume as soon as we are told what to say next.
Anyone could have a Gestapo/SS fetish when they were younger. That doesn’t mean you’re a sick puppy now. It helps if you haven’t killed five children, though; people tend to look askance at that kind of thing, and they want to jumble it all up with the WWII stuff. The two things are completely separate; do you consider me to have a dangerous vicious psychopathic personality?
http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ballsnazi.jpg
Isn’t it about time we had an inquiry about the whys and wherefores of this disaster? Names that spring to mind are Gordon Brown, Ed Balls, Ed Miliband, Gavyn Davies and Sue (yes, THAT Sue) Nye. It’ll be something worth inquiring into, unlike the bollocks we’ve had recently.
Yes, and it should be led by a real live American judge, not the namby pamby owes-lots-of-favours type we have in this country.
Dirty ‘Ministers’ from one government to the next are ‘in the protected from prosecution van’ more than anyone. Hence the rat race to leverage themselves into Minister positions. If the Freddy Mercury only acts upon the advice of Ministers and they are corrupted throughout then what fezzes up as a government of the day ain’t quite what it appears to be. As for the political circus performers known as the Parliamentary Press pack … well they’re not likely to ‘tell the truth any decade now’ because the are part of the game. The 4 pillars come together in the whole game of duplicity.
Putin doesn’t like pussy, it’s young boys for him.
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putin doesn’t like …. while dave pussyfoots.
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….that is if the country needs an airport expansion.
A gentleman always makes the bed afterwards. That’s why I use DurExcell.
I was wondering why he got on so well with young Vague and that Coe chappie…
Do you think they all play Russian rollit?
Look on the bright side. I sold all your Gold and bought euros.
Er, wait….
Boaz.
If the math is correct, strangely 63.5 million gold medals would have been just about enough to give everybody in the United Kingdom one each.
New Statesman editor Jason Cowley almost said of the Guardian recently :
‘I could get 4 million users a day if we were losing £40m a year and had a journalist for every MP.’
Spooky !
That is if you believe the population is anywhere near 63.5 million.
Nobody has the fuckiest idea how many people are in this country.
I did say IF the math is correct.
…”math”. Perfectly annoying, thanks. That’s why I won’t be going to America anytime soon.
Have a nice day.
That would be any time soon in English.
“That would be any time soon in English.”:
It was a toss-up.
Missing you already.
…”I’m gonna grab the popcorn. He he.”
Huh?
via Google translate on iSponge v3.0:
Either he’s being sarcastic or he isn’t.
You’re good people
via Google translate on iSponge v3.0:
We are massive. The others are quite nice, we are told.
I never thought you were a Yank Annette…… how very disappointing.
Nice thought Annette but The 63.5 million figure only recoups the gold value . Each gold medal is estimated to have cost 700 dollars which means approx 44.5 billion dollars for a personal momento, ie +/_ 28.3 billion pounds above what the games have already cost you.
Still, what’s another 450quid per person eh.
Just let me remind all you bloggers that the UK is now in debt to the tune of £1Trillion.
How much more is that the Conservative led coalition took office ?
Dunno darlin .
50 quid ?? 20p ??
Anonymous x .
How much more is that the… eloquent as ever Ed.
If we scrapped MPs and all their trappings, the country could clear most of that debt off in a few months.
It has been announced that Eid will be this Sunday.
Ov Vey & Inshallah.
Fill yer tanks up the oil price is on the march again.
Average petrol cost is 50p a litre, the rest is tax. Government rigging the market and distorting the cost of everything, yet again.
Well that’s only about one medal each, so if we all try harder….
Simples!!
in financial fuckwittery team GB have done the equivalent of a 4 second hundred meters
GB (Kirkcaldy Deceased) deserves his gold medal for financial fuckwit of the Century.
He was on a promise from Goldman Sachs that they’d see him right ….
Double twatted fool.
I cannot think of one person on this planet who you can take the piss out of more than Gordon Brown
He is distilled fuckwitt
He’s sustained this blog well beyond it’s sell-by date.
‘Sustained’ ? Surely you mean ‘ Sue stained’. It was her fault, after all.
Ah, but she wasn’t a fully-blown bigot back in those heady days of 99-02. It would take another eight years of practice for it to become fully her fault.
Shit stained – shurely?
It’s The Right Thing To Do!
Tha’s a chipshop caaled the Golden Horde in Park Avenue. Aa’ll bet that’s wheor thon gowld is!
Take the saveloy out of your mouth and try again, dear. That came across as “umnng glrrrp splggg”.
Balls and Miliband were only acting under orders. Now where have we heard that before?
To be a bit factual – Social Services when they unlawfully kidnap children in the ever growing busine$£ of family court proceedings / or was it the getsapo / or is it every fucrke in the land who hasn’t got the testicle to stand up against the new bourgeoise the effing legals & their king snakes on the ladders – the wigged Ones?
You normally dress up as Batman and climb buildings don’t you ?
Wrong – big time wrong. Don’t trust that forefathers mob – and have …….. to prove it.
Why do you persist in calling the Prime Mentalist? Prime malicious fuckwitted criminal Hunt would be closer to the mark.
Christ a’mighty. Friday night Fleurie-induced fat finger syndrome.
“Persist in calling *him* the Prime mentalist”. And, I meant Hunt with a C. But you knew that.
I promith not to sethell any more gold onceth I become prime ministher in 2015.
Shalom.
There’s no
Goldmoney left.Goldman Scahs, Barclays, Lloyds Banking group and RBS – “wrote off”
£87 Million pounds of debt last week – with Mouchel – so hey … perhaps next week they’ll create £87 Million pounds of credit out of thin air – as they do.
Did somebody lose the petty cash tin?
And where were the Tories when Brown sold the gold
All hiding in bed with a terrible cold?
They were just as much cop as Opposition
As they are in this woeful Coalition
They don’t have what it takes to make Brown own up
To why he sold our gold and bought us a pup
The Tories woz still cleanin jizz stains
From dresses an trousers an glass panes
They’d had a good run
Three times they had won
And now it were time for the next Hains
E x .
Oh , YEAH !!
I forgot :- P
The Tories woz still cleanin jizz st*ains
From dresses an trousers an glass panes
They’d had a good run
Three times they had won
And now it were time for the next Hains
E x .
It’s a fucking joke, isn’t it? My, rather unfortunate, name has an ‘e’ in it, anyway.
You think you’ve got a problematic name?
P.S. Please excuse the google transbot’s approximation of what I am trying to convey to you.
Anything on telly tonight?
Fuck knows, mate. Anyway, I have reason to sort out my fantasy fussball team. Herr Dempsey has thrown a wobbler at Fulham and I need to rearrange the midfield accordingly. There are only the seventeen hours until the kickings-offings.
Thanks for the heads-up, Finckter. I, too, had him as my rock in the centre of the park. WTF’s going on there, then?
I am not so sure. There was the talk that he suddenly was becoming disenchanted with the seventy-thousand Euros per week for the kicking of the ball and was wishing to drop out and play wing-attack for the Fulham Ladies’ First VII netball team, for a slight pay-drop.
*uses her special skimming-powers to read the boring post and the subsequent comments*
OMG !!
Thx for handy hint , Titus honey !!!
U’s a BRICK x .
*heads off to fiddle with her van der Vaart*
E x .
+1 Titus ♥
Why has your beautiful name been corrupted by umlauts, Ewänme?
Your moniker causes my small-end to rattle.
Pray tell, Ewänme – why have you had to alter the moniker that you have been known by, the net over, for four years?
This will be interesting.
LOL @ u all hangin on my evry word !!!
FFS !!
I doesn’t know , does I ??
E x .
Hello, naughty people. Thanks for Dempsey OUT pointer, Titus. I’ve gone Hazard, E instead.
Your moniker makes my big-end knock.
Becky. Join in with the “fun”.
Pippins! Not much happening here, you tart.
OMG !!
Pippy , honey !!!
WTF u doin here ???
Demsey OUT , btw x .
E x .
Enough already! Ewa. You were going to explain to the world why you are verboten from using the moniker for which you are known the universe over.
Who’s he, E?
LOL !!
He’s OK , babe x
He one of ours .
Chillax , Pippins ♥
E x .
Tell them about the moniker, for fuck’s sake. I’ve got to get up in the morning.
E? Are you upright?
Yep x .
Gimme a mo – gotta do a dump .
E x .
*Fingers drum*
*Checks mirror*
*Combs the lawn*
I think she’s fallen in, dear. We all know the answer anyway, don’t we, Reg?
Reg, dear?
She stood out like a sore thumb with Tourette syndrome and, for a “Libertarian” blog, she was too rich for their palette, dear.
Superb sprinkling of commas, Elsie. Jealousy, fear, control, pathetic drivel etc ……
They are pathetic, though. Why do you think she honed in on this site?
Some twat just bounced “My Other Van’s A Comma”, FFS!
Do we forgive the sad cünt, Gen?
I don’t, no. He’s playing at being God when, in reality, he’s just a rather inadequate, creepy, lonely loser.
He’s got money and access to Google. He must be a genius, then?
I fucking doubt it. He, shamelessly, borrows from Ewänme and I guess his IQ is stuck in the 115 region.
LOL.
Jealousy is a negative emotion. Did they teach you to think outside the box at Cambridge, Becky Pippins?
I didn’t go to university because I didn’t need to, Gen. I popped into Keele one time for the Pernod promotion weekend.
33p a shot? I went to something similar at Hatfield Poly.
Yeah. Vomit for less than a fiver. Why did Mr. Man moderate MOVAC, I wonder?
Who knows? Maybe he said something. Maybe Steve fancies his exhaust pipe. Whatever. Free speech is alive an well on this “libertarian” blog. Not.
Pathetic hypocrisy. That’s what got Ewänme claws hooked into this shit in the first place, I hear.
She’s a warrior, for sure. If nobody likes her, she knows everyone’s spouting bollocks. A legend.
I second that. Goodnight, Genevieve x
Sleep well, sweetheart x.
How is that Haringay, Barnet, Enfield and Islington Councils are still getting away with murder, deception, child stealing and all manner of dirty acts in cahoots with the Wigged ones and contrary to what normal human beings [the majority] condemn as barbaric?
Ask for Pickles.
Just look at that pic of the two Eds wearing their fucking POWER glasss. Utter fucking wankers, jesus christ who votes for these fuckers ??????
Me.
We do.
I too wore glasses like that. Until someone hit me over the head
with a milkcrate on a night out.
Ah, happy days.
Check out the guardian editorial on moors murderers tonight – a waste of police time apparently – these Hunts truly no know decency
It’s a SPOILER story.
Check out the guardian editorial on moors murderers tonight – a waste of police time apparently – people truly no know decency
Cyclops and gold don,t agree,this scotch tw– sells off part of our gold reserves and in the way of an idiot tells the markets in advance.
The same idiot takes a PhD which takes him years on the history of the Scottish Liebour party.
The same idiot goes to parties loaded with bags full of bricks instead of beer.
Also folks this idiot writes a note telling people how to claim benifits.
This idiot also is so intent on destroying Blur that he is mental and does not care about what might happen to England.
This pillock if we had realised it should never have had any part of English politics.
Him and his partner in crime Blair are toxic to this country and long may they FAIL.
Spot on!
I’m not too simple to stop bleeding you dry…..
Great news. I’ll get a round in.
Would that be to put through his “good” eye?
If so, then join the queue.
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Ed. We say ‘omni-shambles’ in our agitprop and the BBC have been instructed to use this expression twenty times a day. Got that ?
What a hypnotwit.
Newsnight unable to resist another unbalanced stagger through the school sports fields story. Who’d have thought it?
We’re just following orders.
Errrr ….
That’s the least of our worries ain’t it , Mr. Man ????
E x .
Always look at the bright side of life.
Did you all know that on this site, using Google Chrome, all your different pseudonyms are retained for future reference?
Try it and see
Data mining is for every day, not just for Christmas.
Hit the spanner / Tools / Clear browsing data …. / Obliterate the following items : ….. from the beginning of time
I’m not afraid of the big brother bad wolf – they can phish for every last detail – THEIR PROBLEM IS (noting of course that Ministers are pushing for secret secret courts) that should they push for any criminal investigation – we all have the evidence against them the few. What they gonna do – take out every last person with a computer? Like to see them try.
We beat them innumbers. It’s our turkey shoot.
I say you jolly chaps!!! Bit of snag!!! If the most common name in Blighty is Mohair-mad – what does that do to my plans for up-the-bum unions – like Tony taught us to do?
Just can’t sleep trying to work that out. One lot, obviously, – will stone the other!
Life is just so full of real dilemmas!
Anyway, Sam is getting restless so better get back to bed to calm her.
LOL
Dave
Chillax, Dave, all’s going to plan
You had your orders from The Man
Keep chucking more spanners in the works
The E U’ll fix those British berks
Today I am doing charity headbutting
I do hope someone brings along a bowling ball or a tin bath
“Public trust in banks is at an all-time low,” according to Andrew Tyrie, chairman of the
UsuryTreasury Select Committee :http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9484100/Bob-Diamond-damned-by-Parliament.html
That’s the opinion of MPs in whom public trust is at an all-time low.
I see the Americas are ganging together to defend Ecuador over the rapist Assange. Yet what is the rest of Europe doing to defend the obedient application of EU law between the UK and Sweden? The idea of the EU was supposed to be so it could gang together like a wolf pack and use its collective muscle against other countries and blocs. What a fucking waste of time and money the EU is. More supine than lupine.
Gordon sold 13 milliion ounces of Gold, formerly belonging to a Bank.
Gove sold 13 blades of grass, formerly belonging to some Children.
Today I will be doing disco
I can’t stand the old bigot
shagged both of ‘em. Afterwards, Balls kept blinking and sweating for an hour. MiliE got back into playing his Rubik’s cube.