August 15th, 2012

Labour Corby Campaign Cock-Up

Last week Guido revealed that Labour campaign chief Tom Watson had been busy massing the troops in Corby as party bosses seek to avoid a repeat of their Bradford nightmare. Watson might have dragged half of Labour HQ’s staff with him to Louise Mensch’s old constituency but their plan to hit the ground running has got off to a slow start. Back on the 9th August a helpful tweeter alerted Labour’s holidaying hopeful Andy Sawford to the fact that he had yet to set up a website for his campaign. Sawford promised he would get on the case:

Almost a week later Labour have sent out a press release encouraging constituents to visit their candidate’s brand new website, but when they do this is what they find:

Guido wonders what Watson and co have been up to the past six days…


57 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Maybe plotting?

  2. 2
    Nullbymouth says:

    Its not that difficult to put up a page saying “Gone away owing money” is it?

  3. 3
    Cor B Trouserpress says:

    I suggest someone has registered the site, naughty peeps

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Out on the doorstep actually talking to people about the issues that the stupid Tory bint created?

  5. 5
    annette curton says:

    90% of people who would vote Labour don’t know what a website is so no cause for panic there.

    • 16
      Big Mac says:

      To be fair, they probably know about:
      directgov.uk/getyourcashherenowasandwhenrequiredthemorekidsthebetterneverpaidintothesystemexforeignerevenbetterpleasetakeevenmoremoneynoneedtocollectwesenddirecttoyou

    • 56
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      Meaning 90% of them don’t watch porn?

  6. 6
    Big Mac says:

    Nice pic, how appropriate, a pork pie in a pork pie hat.

    • 9
      Big Mac says:

      Forgot to say, even better, when the mouth opens, out come more porky pies, without detriment to the mass of the original pork pie, which is of course considerable!

      • 23
        Hey - Big M says:

        You could turn that into a thesis – and get one a them Prizes – add a few numbers of course – and create a few equations – and a few link phrases such as

        from which it follows that

        it will therefore be seen that

        etc

        • 33
          Big Mac says:

          Thank you, I might do that, I have time on my hands. Under the Lieing NuLiebor Mass Education program, I am highly edjucated, I have: ABE ABssu ACL NCVQ I passed my NCTs helped with a few READs in the early days I had some help from the IYSS which led to some YTS helped by the YIST I swiftly reached my VRQ I even rubbed shoulders with some G&T girls and guys, hoping something would rub off on me, in the end via a list of GCSEs as long as your arm I am unemployed, more importantly, unemployable.

          Although I am told that the taxpayer might fund a PTLLS course and even maybe a DTLLS so there is hope!

          But I do despise pork pie Watson, his chums and the entire Lieing edifice that is Nu NuLiebor and all that the corrupt and stinking party stand for!

        • 44
          Anonymous says:

          Hey Big M, you didn’t include Q E D.

      • 47
        Funambulist says:

        Porker in a pork pie hat regurgitating endless winged pork pies, stalked by squadrons of flying pigs…Magritte for the visuals (but expect Rich an’ Mark.)

  7. 7
    Jimmy says:

    No problem. We’re launching on Menshn.

  8. 17
    BORIS says:

    “The Government needs to stop pussyfooting around.

    “The way to get business really motoring in the UK is to cut taxes, cut regulation, create the infrastructure and get behind it. That’s what you should do.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/9477276/Boris-Johnson-tells-David-Cameron-to-stop-pussyfooting-around-and-fix-the-economy.html

    • 34
      Gonk says:

      Cut Vat and ban the following from any public utterances for at least 6 months.
      Keith Vaz
      Prescott
      Will Hutton
      David Cameron
      Blair and Brown
      Peter Hain
      Alex Salmond
      Robert Peston
      Garth Crooks
      Rapid improvement after a week or two.

      • 55
        Woodie says:

        also
        Chukka
        Bryant
        Rachel HBOS Reeves
        Tom The Body Watson
        Andrew Marr
        Peter Allen
        Channel 4 news
        Polly

  9. 18
    Nullbymouth says:

    LOL cheapskate bastards have only registered the domain for 2 years. Shows what confidence they have :-D

    Domain name:
    andysawford.org.uk

    Registrant:
    The Labour Party

    Registrant type:
    UK Individual

    Registrant’s address:
    39 Victoria Street
    London
    London
    SW1H 0HA
    United Kingdom

    Registrar:
    Webfusion Ltd t/a 123-reg [Tag = 123-REG]
    URL: http://www.123-reg.co.uk

    Relevant dates:
    Registered on: 13-Aug-2012
    Expiry date: 13-Aug-2014
    Last updated: 13-Aug-2012

    • 32
      Moussa Koussa's pet budgie says:

      And this is news because…?

      • 35
        Captain Oveur says:

        News because Nully baby has yet find out that you can set it to auto-renew.

        • 41
          Nullbymouth says:

          Nully baby indeed does know that.
          He does wonder why The Labour Party has registered this domain as a ‘UK Individual’ though, unless that is the grand total of the membership.

        • 46
          The Public says:

          Do they not need a line of credit to auto-renew?

          Just a thought.

    • 48
      Anonymous says:

      It’s a .UK so default is 2 years – yeah nominet have changed things so you can do multiple now, but dunno if 123reg will have updated their code yet.

      andysawford.co.uk and .com are both available…

  10. 19
    m'Lard Prezza of Hull and Damnation, Commenting on't day's Isshoos says:

    Time was when a man could smoke in peace not that I did until bluddy layba banned it the bastards – oh – wait a mo – anyway I was saying all these computers an stuff make life easy and layba will win and i can order me peeza when i want wiv me blackcurrant when i want tho when I was DPM they brought it for me – that pretty gal did – phwoooaaarrrrh! she had a nice topping and no mistake .

    • 22
      me son's betta at inglish than wot I iz says:

      You’ve not yet said whether or not you write your Twitter comments prezza?

  11. 24
    JH says:

    Why don’t they ressurect Andy Burnham’s Leadership campaign site and change the name and image?

    It was AWESOME. It looked like it had been designed in 1987 by Neville Brody’s mong brother.

    Link here

  12. 26
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Delighted to announce that Chris Ship in deputy political editor at ITV news.

    It’s Chris’ round at Westminster Arms tonight.

  13. 27
    Gonk says:

    I’ve just ponced back to work after a lazy summer and reality bites hard gazing on Watson’s tubby, corpulent face.
    I wonder what his Olympic event would be ?

    • 30
      JH says:

      Playing Xbox while shovelling Doritos into slack mouth: Silver
      Using costly public enquiry to score pitiful political points: Bronze
      Being a pitifully non-self aware c’unt of highest order: Gold
      Cheating on partner, then whining about press interest: Silver
      Being competent, trustworthy servant to constituents: Did not qualify.

  14. 28
    Daniel says:

    Is he in fancy dress in that photo?!

    Red Capone?

  15. 31
    Amanita Phalloides says:

    Onanism.

  16. 38

    Is that a pig’s nose on his face?

    If not, why not?

  17. 39
    UKIP convert says:

    What else did you expect from ZanuLieLabor, they cannot stop spinning along with there mendacity, this is engrained in what ever they do. Ed Millieturd The Minor must be very proud what his Annal Slime from the Gutter have achieved in just One week…….keep going….it can only get worse……

    VOTE >>>>>>>>> UKIP >>>>>>>> UKIP >>>>>>>> UKIP

  18. 42
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Yawn Yawn Yawn

    And all this from a Tory constituency that hasn’t even got a candidate yet; and is struggling to find one.

    Must try harder Guido.

  19. 49
    Women's Aid says:

    Can you trust Labour to get anything right? Sawford is dogy.

    • 57
      Occasional comments says:

      What a Pathetic statement. Grow up and say something sensible. How are you quantifying dodgy?

  20. 51
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Tuurd.

  21. 52
    Taxfodder says:

    I suspect the long suffering electorate in Corby will steer clear of these chancers in droves much as you would avoid a dollop of dogs mess or, the morning after pool of dried sick on the pavement…

  22. 53
    Hey Lordy, pick a bale of cotton. says:

    Corby will have a chance to vote for the only true Conservative Party.

    http://tinyurl.com/8nql8kv


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