August 14th, 2012

CNN Put Piers on Probation

Piers Morgan is fighting for his job as CNN bosses look to revamp the beleaguered network’s prime time line up. June saw Piers drag the channel’s viewing figures to a 21-year low, while ratings plummeted again last month. Now, according to reports, CNN chiefs have put him on probation:

Anderson Cooper — CNN’s only claimant to real TV star power — appears to be the only one safe in the network’s primetime lineup, say those who have talked with programming officials there.”

 The pressure is on…


  1. 1
    Time for says:

    Taxi for Peirs!

  2. 2
    Piers says:

    I’m coming home, I’ve done my time.

  3. 3
    Damn says:

    How much has he made since he’s been there?

    Early retirement might be nice!

  4. 4
    AC1 says:

    BBC writes guide books. They are of course boilerplate anti-western.

  5. 5
    NeverRed says:

    I hope they don’t sack the slimeball. Keep him in the USA, far away from these shores.

  6. 6
    Piers Moron says:

    Can I have my job at the Daily Moron back? I promise to put even more childish loony left hacks like Routledge and Reade in the paper

  7. 7
    Arsene Wenger says:

    Piers will be on suicide watch when he reads the news that Arsenal have sold Robin Van Persie to Manchester United !!

    It’s hard supporting Arsenal Football Club,Piers !

  8. 8
    Roscoe Rules says:


    Give it up Kim he’s gonna leave your ass for a white girl.
    A proper one I mean.

  9. 9
    Piss Organ says:

    On probation ? Should be in prison.

  10. 10
    Anon E. Mouse says:

    **** !

  11. 11
    National Socialist says:

    that’s the problem – he hasn’t.

  12. 12

    Countryside : Killing Piers Morgan.

  13. 13
    Peirs says:

    We can work it out!

  14. 14
    What a Plonker. says:

    They have realised what a tosser he is .

  15. 15
    Roscoe Rules says:

    I piss on this Piers Morgan fella.I even have photo’s to prove it.

  16. 16
    If We Are Being Honest says:

    She’ll look a right state at 80 with those butt implants.

  17. 17
    Glistening Otter says:

    Unless we can find another way of keeping him in America, he’ll end up on the BBC payroll. The pressure’s on us.

  18. 18
    FagBot says:

    *cue tumbleweed*

  19. 19
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Miss Kardashian those aren’t cankles they’re your arse cheeks.

  20. 20
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    To the “suits” at CNN: Somebody explain why the hiring of Piers Morgan “seemed like a good idea at the time.”
    If you’re not too embarrassed to do so.

  21. 21
    National Socialist says:

    Can anyone give me a single reason why Moron has not even been interviewed by the plod about phone hacking?

  22. 22
    Lefties are thick, righties are nasty says:

    Hi right wingers! Who are you hating today? And which of you is this man?

  23. 23
    The UK says:

    Dear CNN

    Piers Morgan is the best broadcaster in the world and deserves to be kept on at CNN in LA in a full time role ad infinitum.


  24. 24
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    If he replaces that cünt Nick Knowles, I could live with it.

  25. 25
    The BBC says:

    looks like he’d fit in here nice n’ tight – knowotoymeen?

  26. 26
    Roscoe Rules says:

    That’s me officer I’d recognise myself anywhere.

  27. 27
    O'Drama (part time painter and decorator) says:

    Looks like he could become a National Asset – put him on the payroll

  28. 28
    Penfold says:

    Are we about to have a serious case of Schadenfreude that we can wallow in?

    Can we also hope that he gets investigated by the IRS? Pretty please.

  29. 29

    Who is this Piers Morgan and why are we talking about him?

  30. 30
    Plod says:

    um …..

  31. 31
    CIA says:

    How nice ?

  32. 32
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    Because we’ve got nothing better to do.

  33. 33
    Outlier says:

    How has this slimy piece of shit managed to avoid being called back to the Leveson Murdoch witch-hunt to expalin some apparant lies in his testimony?

  34. 34
    annette curton says:

    Somebody that did a runner from the Leveson inquiry, extradition is a one way street.

  35. 35
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    That’s Elsie.

  36. 36
    Clarkson says:

    The biggest c*nt…………in the world.

  37. 37
    Tim E Warner says:

    Thank you, Piers, but yours is the kind of support we can do without.

  38. 38
    Diane Fatbutt says:


  39. 39
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian and why do the Daily Mail keep writing about her?
    Fuck me they will taking Piers Morgan on next to write about the old bint.

  40. 40

    Is he a beneficiary of automatic stabilisers?

  41. 41
    annette curton says:

    Lol, Your post is more pithy than mine.

  42. 42

    Perhaps we will see a Piers Morgan sex tape involving him being fucked … by an elephant falling on him?

  43. 43

    Never complain and never explain.
    BD (the good rascal)

  44. 44

    How striking a remark.

  45. 45
    Polly says:

    You leave Tuskany out of it, you … you ….. aaah …..

  46. 46

    A series on walking Britain’s woods, perhaps?

  47. 47
    annette curton says:

    Jumbo prawns taste good today?.

  48. 48
    Lord Sugar says:

    LMAO at this thread !

    Come on you Spurs.

  49. 49
    Gordon says:

    Who’s idea was it to put me with that woman? Ridiculous. Some sort of bigotted woman. She used to vote Labour.

  50. 50
    cough says:

    or the Scottish Highlands ?

  51. 51
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Featuring Piers Morgans Organ.It’s not big and it’s not clever.

  52. 52
    annette curton says:

    Sorry Polly, misconstrued, didn’t realise you had a clinically obese daughter.

  53. 53
    Pingu says:

    He looks a lot like Dave in that photo.

  54. 54
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Right wingers do NOT hate everybody. Just Lefties!

  55. 55
    Not free says:

    Is that young Mr Grace?

  56. 56
    annette curton says:

    People have been struck for less.

  57. 57
    Piers Morgan says:

    Some pretty famous and important people have been lucky to meet me I must say.

  58. 58
    "Goony" says:

    “Arsonist” Wenger. ‘Nuff said.

  59. 59
  60. 60
    AC1 says:

    Function CPS.Media(Person)
    If Person.Employer == Sky Then

  61. 61

    The wellspring of love for Piers is clearly in this blog. All others hate him.

  62. 62
    AC1 says:

    Unusual to see black people except on the BBC, hollywood crap, and CCTV.

  63. 63
    CNN says:

    Sung to the Words ‘Ghost town’ By the Specials.

    ‘Do you remember the good old days before Piers come?
    Viewers danced and sung when the bombs rained down on a Iraq town’
    ….ah de da de de da de da etc

  64. 64
    Lefties are thick, righties are nasty says:

    Sieg Heil!

  65. 65
    AC1 says:

    Collecting Polly Toynbee’s bathwater is how they manufacture Nam PLa!

  66. 66
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    Try learning the difference between ‘whose’ and ‘who’s’.

  67. 67
    Definition of a hypocrite says:

    Piers Morgan, is this is the guy who knowingly oversaw the fabrication of faked photographs claiming to show British Army personel , abusing and pissing on Iraqi civillians and who recently berated our athletes for not being patriotic enough , right ?

  68. 68

    DROP DATABASE LabourVoters;

  69. 69
    Simon Cowell says:

    Its called calling in some favours

  70. 70
    Donald Bailey says:

    He should be suspended.

  71. 71
    Roscoe Rules says:

    An old dude obviously suffering from some form of dementia blowing a fucking raspberry.
    The K.K.K must be shitting themselves at the competition.

  72. 72
    Webwrights says:

    ‘The Newsroom’, the new Aaron Sorkin series which has had a heavy kicking from the critics but which I think is rather good, is currently running a storyline in which the station has suffered a collapse in ratings. Part 2 is next week!

  73. 73
    Webwrights says:

    ‘The Newsroom’, the new Aaron Sorkin series which has had a heavy kicking from the critics but which I think is rather good, is currently running a storyline in which the station has suffered a collapse in ratings. The anchor’s job is at risk. Part 2 is next week!

  74. 74
    annette curton says:

    Just an Albert, (penispoint).

  75. 75
    Brenda says:

    He will soon be singing to a different tune.

  76. 76
    Aunty Matter says:

    Piss Moron makes our Cam-moron look like he knows what he’s doing.

  77. 77
    Larry King says:

    That son of a b**** took my job but I’m ready to return.

  78. 78
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Where at CNN it’s the ‘wankers’ job which is at risk.

  79. 79

    Google Maps ref: 50.951 -0.751

    Cock(r)ing, West Sussex

  80. 80
    Lefties are thick, righties are nasty says:

    “An old dude obviously suffering from some form of dementia”

    Like most of the people who post here, then.

  81. 81
    Certified nephrology nurse says:

    Suspenders caught in the revolving door, huh ? Well, give him a belt from us.

  82. 82
    Lefties are thick, righties are nasty says:

    Hi Righties!

    ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
    ……….”…\………. _.·´

  83. 83
    Larry says:

    He should be trussed up in suspenders.

  84. 84
    smoggie says:

    Plod will be waiting at LHR with a large bowl of porridge.

  85. 85
    the truth and nothing but the truth says:

    Lefties are thick AND nasty.

  86. 86
    AC1 says:

    Like we always say.

    Lefties like to project and say the others are nasty, when it only takes a little prod to reveal their vast inner HATE.

  87. 87
    If We Are Being Honest says:

    I’m non political myself

  88. 88
    smoggie says:

    Fucking idiot, and all this from an armchair socialist anti-semite.

  89. 89

    You really are a persistent and, sadly,boring little troll. Why don’t you fuck off – you know like the country told numerically dyslexic Brown.

  90. 90
    Piers Morgan says:

    Stand by for a super injunction, you merry bunch of right wing political bloggers.

  91. 91
    Oh do FUCK OFF says:

    Tribalist TWAT!

  92. 92
    AC1 says:

    DELETE FROM Benefits
    WHERE Benefits.Immigrant = 1
    OR Unemployment = 1
    OR ChildBenefit = 1

  93. 93
    Dobbie says:

    Such a nice boy!

  94. 94
    Durr... says:

    Leveson is also waiting.

  95. 95
    cough says:

    Don’t they leak ?

  96. 96
    Aunty Matter says:

    So within the space of 15 minutes the BBC news had Rachel (I can’t speak properly) Reeves on spouting on about the economy and rail fares. Then we get one of the lesbian brothers wheeled out to spout exactly the same thing.

    Your BBC TV tax promoting Nu Labour.

  97. 97

    How the fuck did this moron not get banged up?

  98. 98
    Aunty Matter says:

    Cam-moron is non political.

  99. 99
    Rt Hon Lord Justice Leveson says:

    It is obvious, Outlier, that you have mistaken me for someone who gives a monkey’s.

  100. 100
    Labour Programmer says:

    MoneyLeft = 1/0;

  101. 101
    smoggie says:

    You can tell it’s the school holidays.

  102. 102
    Nullbymouth says:

    +1 for the first half of your moniker

  103. 103
    annette curton says:

    We are naughty but nice.

  104. 104
    National Socialist says:


  105. 105

    I heard a story of one multiply pierced individual who had to hold it like an oboe when going. Probably apocryphal.

  106. 106
    Richard Chimney says:

    I’m watching The Sexpendables 2.

  107. 107
    National Socialist says:

    I wonder if Moron reads this blog.

  108. 108

    Let us not forget that in the Borough of Barnsley there is a town called Penistone which won the rude place names competition by a long chalk.

  109. 109
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Handy for watering the petunias though, dear.

  110. 110
    Bob Crow says:

    Behave yourself Sonny.

    We ain’t all £40,000 a year better off like the Tory bankers.

  111. 111
    The Chuckle Brothers says:

    Who are the lesbian brothers?

  112. 112
    annette curton says:

    Doesn’t sound right, would have to be an instrument from the woodwind section.

  113. 113
    Ivor Tiddler says:

    Do your bedding plants last long, Elsie?

  114. 114
    Anon says:

    Perhaps after Piers is finally ejected by CNN he can move to Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC & continue to put a few more nails in the coffin of this left wing dinosaur dictatorship…..

    Who’s time for extinction is NOW !!

  115. 115
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Eagles.

  116. 116
    Take it easy says:

    Don Henley
    Glenn Fry

  117. 117

    SNP ministers allowed Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi to be given abiraterone (prostate cancer drug) at the cost of the taxpayer whilst denying it to all Scottish citizens … until their eventual climbdown yesterday.

  118. 118
    annette curton says:

    What a fantastic party trick though, whip it out and play Amazing Grace.

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  120. 120
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I quite enjoy that nice Jeremy Vinyl though, dear.

  121. 121
    cough says:

    is that near SHunthorpe ?

  122. 122
    cough says:

    oh I didn’t know the blog did that.

  123. 123
    AC1 says:

    SET BankReserveRequirement = 0
    Call QE
    Call Brownanonmics

  124. 124
    Whistle while you're in Reading says:

    He will be, Oscar, he will.

  125. 125
    Daniel says:

    Dr. Kamau Kambon wants to kill all white people

  126. 126
    cough says:

    I definitely typed “Sc unthorpe” without the space but it was posted “SHunthorpe” is that a feature or a one off glitch ?

  127. 127
    Daniel says:

    Obama’s slumdog brother: Meet the hopeless drunk from a Nairobi shanty town who is the U.S. President’s BROTHER

    “The 30-year-old, who was once hooked on cocaine, says that his surname is frequently a burden to him.”

    Wasn’t BO also a coke head? Runs in the family…

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Not unusual in Wood Green.

  129. 129
    Blusea socialist says:

    We would all be better off if osbo cut the top rate of tax to 30% and abolished NI

  130. 130
    Adrian H says:

    Better yet, he could abolish Jockland at the same time.

  131. 131
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Please will all you American cousins watch Piers so CNN and can keep him in his wonderful job position.

    Because we in England don’t want the fooking twat back here again.

  132. 132
    Red Ed says:

    I’ve asked Piers daily to interview me, he doesn’t realise how he can have a future career when I takeover and wrap up ITV and Sky into the grand people’s BBC and he can conduct friendly interviews about how I am always looking after the interests of the people.

  133. 133
    Peter says:

    I am really concerned about Piers Morgan’s failure in the USA.
    One awful consequence is that he might reappear more often on UK television.

  134. 134
    TV producer says:

    we’d like to make a programme about him in one of our “Where are they now?”

  135. 135
    Piers Who? says:

    That’s exactly what I was thinking. Perhaps we need to all write to CNN and ask them to keep him over there. Special relationship and all that. Perhaps we could threaten to send Gordon over.

  136. 136
    Geordieboy says:

    Looking at is chin, it appears he is making a fanny of himself.

  137. 137
    Archie says:

    And all over London!

  138. 138
    Archie says:

    Modbot usually turns it in to SHuhnethorpe!

  139. 139
    Archie says:

    Er, that’s “Frey”!

  140. 140
    Archie says:

    Why don’t we just fucking kill him?

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    Grammar Nazi says:

    Aberrant apostrophe there!

  143. 143
    Capt. Birdseye says:

    Or a plank!

  144. 144
    Mr Satnav says:

    Hear hear – or rather – there, there!

  145. 145
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    Stefan Pears Montefiore Montagu-Capoulet O.Brien Moron says:

    If you do not watch him he exists

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