CNN Put Piers on Probation
Piers Morgan is fighting for his job as CNN bosses look to revamp the beleaguered network’s prime time line up. June saw Piers drag the channel’s viewing figures to a 21-year low, while ratings plummeted again last month. Now, according to reports, CNN chiefs have put him on probation:
“Anderson Cooper — CNN’s only claimant to real TV star power — appears to be the only one safe in the network’s primetime lineup, say those who have talked with programming officials there.”
The pressure is on…
Taxi for Peirs!
Countryside : Killing Piers Morgan.
I piss on this Piers Morgan fella.I even have photo’s to prove it.
Aberrant apostrophe there!
*cue tumbleweed*
They have realised what a tosser he is .
looks like he’d fit in here nice n’ tight – knowotoymeen?
A series on walking Britain’s woods, perhaps?
or the Scottish Highlands ?
Such a nice boy!
Or a plank!
I’m coming home, I’ve done my time.
**** !
that’s the problem – he hasn’t.
Plod will be waiting at LHR with a large bowl of porridge.
Leveson is also waiting.
How much has he made since he’s been there?
Early retirement might be nice!
How nice ?
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/08/13/leftist_planet?page=full
BBC writes guide books. They are of course boilerplate anti-western.
I hope they don’t sack the slimeball. Keep him in the USA, far away from these shores.
Hear hear – or rather – there, there!
Can I have my job at the Daily Moron back? I promise to put even more childish loony left hacks like Routledge and Reade in the paper
Piers will be on suicide watch when he reads the news that Arsenal have sold Robin Van Persie to Manchester United !!
It’s hard supporting Arsenal Football Club,Piers !
“Arsonist” Wenger. ‘Nuff said.
BREAKING NEWS:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2187877/Kim-Kardashian-shes-looking-forward-growing-old-Kanye-West.html
Give it up Kim he’s gonna leave your ass for a white girl.
A proper one I mean.
She’ll look a right state at 80 with those butt implants.
Miss Kardashian those aren’t cankles they’re your arse cheeks.
On probation ? Should be in prison.
We can work it out!
Unless we can find another way of keeping him in America, he’ll end up on the BBC payroll. The pressure’s on us.
If he replaces that cünt Nick Knowles, I could live with it.
To the “suits” at CNN: Somebody explain why the hiring of Piers Morgan “seemed like a good idea at the time.”
If you’re not too embarrassed to do so.
Never complain and never explain.
BD (the good rascal)
Its called calling in some favours
Can anyone give me a single reason why Moron has not even been interviewed by the plod about phone hacking?
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Plodbot?
Hi right wingers! Who are you hating today? And which of you is this man?
That’s me officer I’d recognise myself anywhere.
That’s Elsie.
WACIST!!!
Who’s idea was it to put me with that woman? Ridiculous. Some sort of bigotted woman. She used to vote Labour.
Try learning the difference between ‘whose’ and ‘who’s’.
Right wingers do NOT hate everybody. Just Lefties!
Is that young Mr Grace?
Unusual to see black people except on the BBC, hollywood crap, and CCTV.
Sieg Heil!
An old dude obviously suffering from some form of dementia blowing a fucking raspberry.
The K.K.K must be shitting themselves at the competition.
“An old dude obviously suffering from some form of dementia”
Like most of the people who post here, then.
Lefties are thick AND nasty.
Like we always say.
Lefties like to project and say the others are nasty, when it only takes a little prod to reveal their vast inner HATE.
Fucking idiot, and all this from an armchair socialist anti-semite.
You really are a persistent and, sadly,boring little troll. Why don’t you fuck off – you know like the country told numerically dyslexic Brown.
Not unusual in Wood Green.
And all over London!
Dr. Kamau Kambon wants to kill all white people
Why don’t we just fucking kill him?
Dearie me
Dear CNN
Piers Morgan is the best broadcaster in the world and deserves to be kept on at CNN in LA in a full time role ad infinitum.
Thanks
Looks like he could become a National Asset – put him on the payroll
Are we about to have a serious case of Schadenfreude that we can wallow in?
Can we also hope that he gets investigated by the IRS? Pretty please.
Who is this Piers Morgan and why are we talking about him?
Because we’ve got nothing better to do.
Somebody that did a runner from the Leveson inquiry, extradition is a one way street.
Is he a beneficiary of automatic stabilisers?
Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian and why do the Daily Mail keep writing about her?
Fuck me they will taking Piers Morgan on next to write about the old bint.
Perhaps we will see a Piers Morgan sex tape involving him being fucked … by an elephant falling on him?
You leave Tuskany out of it, you … you ….. aaah …..
Jumbo prawns taste good today?.
Sorry Polly, misconstrued, didn’t realise you had a clinically obese daughter.
FACT:
Collecting Polly Toynbee’s bathwater is how they manufacture Nam PLa!
Prik!
Featuring Piers Morgans Organ.It’s not big and it’s not clever.
If you do not watch him he exists
How has this slimy piece of shit managed to avoid being called back to the Leveson Murdoch witch-hunt to expalin some apparant lies in his testimony?
Lol, Your post is more pithy than mine.
It is obvious, Outlier, that you have mistaken me for someone who gives a monkey’s.
The biggest c*nt…………in the world.
How striking a remark.
People have been struck for less.
Albert Pierspoint?
Just an Albert, (penispoint).
Google Maps ref: 50.951 -0.751
Cock(r)ing, West Sussex
Don’t they leak ?
I heard a story of one multiply pierced individual who had to hold it like an oboe when going. Probably apocryphal.
Let us not forget that in the Borough of Barnsley there is a town called Penistone which won the rude place names competition by a long chalk.
Handy for watering the petunias though, dear.
Doesn’t sound right, would have to be an instrument from the woodwind section.
Do your bedding plants last long, Elsie?
What a fantastic party trick though, whip it out and play Amazing Grace.
I definitely typed “Sc unthorpe” without the space but it was posted “SHunthorpe” is that a feature or a one off glitch ?
is that near SHunthorpe ?
oh I didn’t know the blog did that.
Thank you, Piers, but yours is the kind of support we can do without.
He should be suspended.
He should be trussed up in suspenders.
Modbot usually turns it in to SHuhnethorpe!
LMAO at this thread !
Come on you Spurs.
He looks a lot like Dave in that photo.
Some pretty famous and important people have been lucky to meet me I must say.
The wellspring of love for Piers is clearly in this blog. All others hate him.
Sung to the Words ‘Ghost town’ By the Specials.
‘Do you remember the good old days before Piers come?
Viewers danced and sung when the bombs rained down on a Iraq town’
….ah de da de de da de da etc
Piers Morgan, is this is the guy who knowingly oversaw the fabrication of faked photographs claiming to show British Army personel , abusing and pissing on Iraqi civillians and who recently berated our athletes for not being patriotic enough , right ?
He will soon be singing to a different tune.
‘The Newsroom’, the new Aaron Sorkin series which has had a heavy kicking from the critics but which I think is rather good, is currently running a storyline in which the station has suffered a collapse in ratings. Part 2 is next week!
‘The Newsroom’, the new Aaron Sorkin series which has had a heavy kicking from the critics but which I think is rather good, is currently running a storyline in which the station has suffered a collapse in ratings. The anchor’s job is at risk. Part 2 is next week!
Where at CNN it’s the ‘wankers’ job which is at risk.
Piss Moron makes our Cam-moron look like he knows what he’s doing.
That son of a b**** took my job but I’m ready to return.
Suspenders caught in the revolving door, huh ? Well, give him a belt from us.
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I’m non political myself
Cam-moron is non political.
Tribalist TWAT!
You can tell it’s the school holidays.
+1 for the first half of your moniker
We are naughty but nice.
Obama’s slumdog brother: Meet the hopeless drunk from a Nairobi shanty town who is the U.S. President’s BROTHER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186782/Obamas-slumdog-brother-Meet-hopeless-drunk-Nairobi-shanty-town-U-S-Presidents-BROTHER.html
“The 30-year-old, who was once hooked on cocaine, says that his surname is frequently a burden to him.”
Wasn’t BO also a coke head? Runs in the family…
Stand by for a super injunction, you merry bunch of right wing political bloggers.
So within the space of 15 minutes the BBC news had Rachel (I can’t speak properly) Reeves on spouting on about the economy and rail fares. Then we get one of the lesbian brothers wheeled out to spout exactly the same thing.
Your BBC TV tax promoting Nu Labour.
Behave yourself Sonny.
We ain’t all £40,000 a year better off like the Tory bankers.
Who are the lesbian brothers?
The Eagles.
Don Henley
Glenn Fry
Er, that’s “Frey”!
How the fuck did this moron not get banged up?
He will be, Oscar, he will.
I’m watching The Sexpendables 2.
I wonder if Moron reads this blog.
Perhaps after Piers is finally ejected by CNN he can move to Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC & continue to put a few more nails in the coffin of this left wing dinosaur dictatorship…..
Who’s time for extinction is NOW !!
I quite enjoy that nice Jeremy Vinyl though, dear.
SNP ministers allowed Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi to be given abiraterone (prostate cancer drug) at the cost of the taxpayer whilst denying it to all Scottish citizens … until their eventual climbdown yesterday.
We would all be better off if osbo cut the top rate of tax to 30% and abolished NI
Better yet, he could abolish Jockland at the same time.
Please will all you American cousins watch Piers so CNN and can keep him in his wonderful job position.
Because we in England don’t want the fooking twat back here again.
I’ve asked Piers daily to interview me, he doesn’t realise how he can have a future career when I takeover and wrap up ITV and Sky into the grand people’s BBC and he can conduct friendly interviews about how I am always looking after the interests of the people.
I am really concerned about Piers Morgan’s failure in the USA.
One awful consequence is that he might reappear more often on UK television.
Gawd!
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Perhaps we need to all write to CNN and ask them to keep him over there. Special relationship and all that. Perhaps we could threaten to send Gordon over.
we’d like to make a programme about him in one of our “Where are they now?”
Looking at is chin, it appears he is making a fanny of himself.
Piersy has promised to top himself anyway:
http://thisismyengland.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/jump-dammit.html