Dave Looking Blue

The Prime Minister looked like he had plenty on his mind as he recovered from Boris Mania on holiday in Majorca today. Dave and SamCam were dressed in matching moody blue attire, though the PM guarded against the Spanish sun with a long-sleeved shirt while tanned Samantha flashed some leg in a fetching knee-length dress. Guido is wondering what they did with the kids…

Labour MP’s Nazi Meltdown

Jamie Reed is normally known as one of Labour’s best tweeters. His wit deserted him last night however when he well and truly lost his rag with some online critics:

Labour MPs really should be more careful when talking about Nazi uniforms

Pippa and the Lobby’s Big Night Out

Find out why the Lobby were out with Pippa Middleton last night…

…Over on Media Guido

Bradby Goes to Hollywood

The Lobby hacks were in esteemed company last night as they attended the premiere of ITV Political Editor Tom Bradby’s new film with royal rose Pippa Middleton. Shadow Dancer is coming soon to a cinema near you…

 

Poll: Britons Say Bye Bye to Brussels

A majority of Britons think that joining the European Union has been harmful for the UK, and almost half want Dave to say goodbye to Brussels. That’s according to a new poll from Angus Reid, which has found 54% see EU membership as having had a negative impact. If a referendum were held tomorrow 46% of Britons would vote to leave, compared with just 29% who want to stay in. The people have spoken, but will Dave listen…

Expenses MP’s Son: Media Twisted Truth

Back during the expenses scandal it was revealed that Labour MP John Healey helped himself to £1,500 to replace his front door, £7,000 for a brand new set of windows and over £400 for two televisions. That’s not to mention the £88,000 profit he made from selling the flat he renovated with taxpayers’ money. Now Healey’s son Alex has done a Bercow, slamming the media for reporting the truth on Reddit:

The press can be so unfair…

Bercow Bashes Boo-Boys

The Speaker has had some less than complimentary things to say about his fellow MPs on the World at One:

People who never wanted me to win in the first place and, in many cases, strove very hard to stop me winning have tended to feel a lingering sense of grievance. Just as I don’t bear a grudge against anyone who did not vote for me, I would argue that if people are fair-minded they should not three years on be sulking about who won. They have either vocalised their opinion in public or have constantly briefed against me behind the scenes. I have of course an idea about who some of these people are. And I think it is a sadness, a sadness for them that they are so embittered and resentful.”

The press were on the receiving end as well:

I’m supremely uninterested as to what is written in many of the newspapers. Their utterances are absolutely of no interest to me whatsoever. I’m sorry to disappoint them, but they’re just not important.”

Methinks he doth protest too much…

Usain Bolt indicates Britain’s oppressive taxes are a deterrent…

“As soon as the law changes I’ll be here all the time. I love being here.”

Oxford Tory “Used BBC Show to Smear Opponents
Joe Cooke Solicited TV Documentary

It seems that there is more than meets the eye to last week’s BBC2 hatchet job documentary exploring the life of former Oxford University Conservative Association (OUCA) president Joe Cooke. Guido has learned the camp silver-suited boy-of-the-people is facing claims […]

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CNN Put Piers on Probation

Piers Morgan is fighting for his job as CNN bosses look to revamp the beleaguered network’s prime time line up. June saw Piers drag the channel’s viewing figures to a 21-year low, while ratings plummeted again last month. […]

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Benefactor Bails Out Bankrupt Bloggers, But Still They Beg

Last week Guido revealed how bankrupt bloggers Left Foot Forward were in such dire financial straits that they had resorted to advertising for slave labour interns. After managing to raise only a third of their target since the online busking […]

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LibDems Offer Tax Avoidance Legacy Scheme

Back in July Guido revealed how both the Tories and Labour were advising their donors how to avoid tax through controversial inheritance schemes. Now it appears the LibDems have followed suit. Right at the beginning of this year’s conference guide […]

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