August 13th, 2012

Iran Ignores Earthquake Tragedy

The Iranian government has been accused of ignoring the devastating earthquake that killed 300 of its people over the weekend. Press TV, Iran’s state television channel, failed to mention the disaster while bonkers President Mahmoud Ahmadienjad and supreme leader Ayatollah Khamenei took over a day to issue a response. Guido has taken a look at Press TV‘s website and has yet to find anything on the tragedy. There was, however, a story about how the Olympics have apparently been infiltrated by Zionists:

Talk about priorities…


96 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I demand a judge led inquiry into this.

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  2. 2
    President Mahmoud Ahmadienjad says:

    I want to see earthquakes wiped of the map!

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    • 9
      Spartacus says:

      I want to know what a handball stadium is

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    • 62
      Tony Blair, war criminal and millionaire says:

      Look, like, you know I can help you going forward with a modernisation agenda to be more modern and inclusive in the 21st century.

      £150,000 for initial speech – payment either by used bank notes or through one of my ‘charities’.

      After that we can talk long-term contracts but will be 7 figures for annual deal.

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  3. 3
    Ed Millibland says:

    I demand an Imam led enquiry

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    • 47
      Down with the mullahs says:

      There’s no point – nobody gave them any money last time they had an earthquake. The west loathe them because they’re oppressive, bellicose, organise terrorism and want to get nuclear weapons while 90% of Muslims hate them because they are shia. Besides most Muslims can’ distinguish between charity from unbelievers and proselytisation (that’s the only reason they ever make their minimal contributions to aid for infidels such as the Haitians) although many of them can rationalise it into being some sort of jizya. Also, if hey publicise the problem among their own people they might face calls for an agreement that ends sanctions and stops money being spent on a nuclear insurance against western regime-changers.

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    • 81
      austerity rules.. says:

      .
      .
      it’s times to make do with les.
      ha.

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  4. 4
    president i m a dinner jacket says:

    now all i need is a decent kammerband .

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  5. 5
    The Public says:

    Ah, the Olympic logo does like Lisa Simpson giving head

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  6. 7
    Armadinabin says:

    Fuck you!

    The Guardian loves me, so fucketty do to you.

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  7. 8
    Saltpetre says:

    Perhaps he thought it was the will of Allah.

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  8. 10
    Armoured Dinerjacket says:

    So What?

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  9. 11
    Lloyds of London spokesperson says:

    We can confirm a 6.3 magnitude earthquake occurred in northern Iran, our assessors have estimated a total damage liability of £4.25.

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  10. 12
    Targeted assassination is necessary says:

    All jokes aside, Ahmadinejad is a barking mad warmonger who genuinely believes he’s on a god given mission to bring about the third world war. Most people in Iran hate him but can’t do anything about it. They live under tyranny. Things had become relatively moderate under Khatami in the 90s but this c-unt has taken the country back by hundreds of years. He poses such a serious threat to the future of the country, and the region as a whole, he really does need to be done away with.

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    • 16
      Fact says:

      and the Iranians are gutless and don’t bother their arses to do anything about it!

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      • 19
        Another pearl of wisdom from an armchair military expert says:

        A bit difficult when the government has the entire military, police and secret service at their disposal killing anyone who dissents, as per the uprising a few years ago.

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        • 24
          The 1000's of dead of Syria, Lybia, Egypt and the rest says:

          Best not bother then hey!

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          • Another pearl of wisdom from an armchair military expert says:

            Where dictatorships have been replaced by new muslim dictorships. Excelsior!

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          • The German People in the 1930's says:

            It never did us any harm to keep our heads in the sand

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          • Another pearl of wisdom from an armchair military expert says:

            Maybe if the US government hadn’t deposed the moderate and democratically elected Mossadeq government and installed the Shah as royal dictator with oil policies favourable to the US, Iran wouldn’t be in the mess it is now. There’d have been no Shah, no revolution, no Khomeini, no mad mullahs in charge of the country. But the US and its pesky interests meant democracy had to make way.

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          • Tay King-dePisse says:

            And if the dog hadn’t stopped for a pee, it might have caught the rabbit.

            see also: Queen, testicles etc.

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    • 21
      Popeye says:

      Most Arab countries are still living in the middle ages, so a rough guess will be another 1000 years before they improve.

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      • 49
        The Tosser in No 10 says:

        I say you jolly chaps!!! Can we sell them some Wind Farms?? That’ll bring them dashed well up to date!!

        What’s the wattage of the wind Farm Scam today? and what’s the price per jollywatt?

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    • 31
      Anonymous says:

      This: “Ahmadinejad is a barking mad warmonger…….”
      Then: “he really does need to be done away with…”

      You guys – ever consistent. What’s the weather like in 1sr@el Moshe ?

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      • 58
        Anonymous says:

        Since you ask 31 Anonymous,the weather here is wonderful.
        BTW, any chance of you visiting soon? We can arrange for you to meet Bowen,the beeb’s middle east correspondent;he will be able to provide you with methodology data of how to put anti 1sr@el bias into every comment you make.

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    • 51
      The Paragnostic says:

      “most people in Iran hate him…”

      Care to provide proof?

      He seems pretty popular, especially when demonising the Christ-killers.

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    • 78
      BigotHunter says:

      Fuck off, ZioNAZI.

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      • 80
        Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

        He doesn’t hate everything about the West. He buys his clothes at C&A. But then, so did Goering!

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      • 90
        Just Asking says:

        BH

        Are you a member of the Disrespect Party, a Muslim from London or simply a hatemonger? You certainly are a nasty piece of work. Double the Dose, docs.

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        • 92
          BigotHunter says:

          Nope, I just don’t like being used for by a bunch of hatemongering racist supremacists who think an invisible sky Pixie promised them somebody else’s land. You sound like one of them.

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  11. 14
    George Galloway and Yvonne Ridley says:

    We get paid by Press TV, so our job is to lick the anus of the Iranian regime and ignore all its human rights abuses, whilst making treasonous statements about the UK.

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  12. 15
    Ken Livingstone says:

    I agree! where is my cheque?

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    • 63
      Ed Miliband says:

      Mithter Spthpeaker Mithter Spthpeaker,

      Thith ith outwageouth. How do I jump on thith bandwagon?

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  13. 17
    john says:

    I suppose you’d prefer the more normal response of governments. Some fat bloated El Presidente diverting resources from the rescue efforts by using the disaster scene as a photo-op.

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    • 23
      Berlusconi says:

      I resemble that remark

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    • 27
      Gordoom Brown says:

      Any good floods there?
      Any foot ‘n mouth.

      I loved flying around in that helicopter whilst everyone said I was doing a bang up job of saving the nation.

      I suppose in hindsight, that really was the time to call an election.

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    • 50
      The Paragnostic says:

      Exactly.

      What good would reporting the earthquakes do, anyway? Will it lead to a better response from the emergency services? Will it stop further earthquakes?

      OK – if it happened over here, it would be news, but Iran is very earthquake prone, and the events of the weekend were pretty minor compared to some of the quakes they have had in the past.

      Maybe Iranians are less prurient in their choice of news than we are?

      Oh, and the Olympics weren’t Z***ist – they even refused to acknowledge the events of 1972 officially. Which I think is a good thing, but most of Finchley might disagree.

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  14. 20
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Iran, Syria, Russia, China. The people do not matter. Power corrupts.

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    • 64
      Trahison des Clercs says:

      HUSSEIN Obarmy. It has been prognosticated that Isr&7l will attack Eyeran before the election this year. Didn’t the Mayans say something about Autumn 2012? Watch the missiles fly !

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  15. 25
    keredybretsa says:

    Ken will go to the rescue.

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  16. 28
    What a fucking suprise says:

    A disciplinary panel says the pathologist who conducted the first post-mortem examination on Ian Tomlinson is “dishonest” and “liable to bring his profession into disrepute”.

    Dr Freddy Patel said Mr Tomlinson, who was pushed to the ground by a policeman at the G20 protests in London in 2009, had died of coronary artery disease.

    A Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service panel found this was wrong. The panel also found that his conduct was “misleading”.

    In total, 68 failings were identified by the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service in Dr Patel’s work on the case of Mr Tomlinson. The panel will now determine if his “fitness to practise” was “impaired by reason of misconduct and/or deficient professional performance” and if he should be allowed to continue as a pathologist.

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  17. 38
    Charles De Gall says:

    obviously oral sex doesnt happen in Iran so they had to be offended about something else!

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    • 43
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      Well, if that is correct we can guarantee that Fetus Hague won’t be paying a visit to Iran with his Spad any time soon.

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  18. 39
    Edinburgh can go and fuck itself says:

    Iran is dodgy.

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  19. 40
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Some of the heavy equipment Madman I’m A Dinner Jacket could have been using to help in the rescue and recovery efforts was, alas, being otherwise employed:

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  20. 42
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Should a bonkers president be left dangling from a zip wire?

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  21. 55
    George Galloway says:

    I shall not hesitate to issue a writ.

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  22. 56
    Hava Nagila says:

    I truly do not understand Guido’s pathological obsession with Iran. We know you hate Iranians. We know you’re moist at the thought of killing them. We know that your first response to the earthquake was to laugh.

    We get it. You hate Iranians. You can drop it now and talk about something else instead. M’kay?

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  23. 60
    bollocks to that says:

    Earthquakes beside nuclear facilities…thats going to end up well

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  24. 69
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Certainly hope so.

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  25. 74
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    He should more honest and sad they were crap.

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  26. 75
    beast says:

    Why was the commentary on the Olympic closing ceromony given in French?

    And just was a kiddie fiddler thought suitable for the closing music

    Hanging The Who would have been a better conclusion

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    • 85
      CLUELESS DAVE and his CAST IRON MEDAL says:

      I was really looking forward to reading that book he was researching
      What was the title again ? Oh yes
      “Oh for the joy , of a round arsed boy “? by Peters Brownend

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  27. 77
    tory boys never grow up says:

    Those of us with longer memories than Guido will of course remember that it is not just Iranian idiots who are able to see swastikas and all sorts of propaganda in symbols where no such things exist.

    http://iaindale.blogspot.co.uk/2008/04/new-labour-macht-frei.html

    http://order-order.com/2008/04/04/questions-on-progressive-governance/

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  28. 82
    The Duke of Croydon says:

    I did notice it was a bit rocky in Croydon the other day, but as Im in a good post-Olympic mood I shall say it wasnt an earthquake.

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  29. 84
    CLUELESS DAVE and his CAST IRON MEDAL says:

    Some good NWO vids have been removed due to copyright infringements on
    London 2012
    But this one escaped the net , Interesting !

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  30. 86
    CLUELESS DAVE and his CAST IRON MEDAL says:

    It wasn’t an earthquake it was Imadinnerjacket testing a nuclear bomb on his own people

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  31. 93
    Matei says:

    What a stupid headline from a blogger who clearly has the Israeli schmeckel tickling hs tonsils (like Nick Bowels for that matter). It’s Press TV that is ignoring the earthquake, not Iran. It’s like saying the BBC represents the views of EVERYONE in the UK at the same time.

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