Iran Ignores Earthquake Tragedy
The Iranian government has been accused of ignoring the devastating earthquake that killed 300 of its people over the weekend. Press TV, Iran’s state television channel, failed to mention the disaster while bonkers President Mahmoud Ahmadienjad and supreme leader Ayatollah Khamenei took over a day to issue a response. Guido has taken a look at Press TV‘s website and has yet to find anything on the tragedy. There was, however, a story about how the Olympics have apparently been infiltrated by Zionists:
Talk about priorities…
I demand a judge led inquiry into this.
A judge led inquiry too into the omni-shambles, Tory led Olympics.
What’s a ZOIN?
Didn’t shaggy say that when he saw a ghost? Oh wait, that was “zoinks”. As you were.
Anybody with any sense knows that the Olympic symbol is Lisa Simpson giving Bart a blow job.
I thought everyone knew it was a defecating mon*key.
(sort out the m#d#b#ot FFS).
IORN like a LOIN in ZOIN
Tories? Who was it bust a boll*ck to bring the Fun and Games to Lunnon? Another booby trap for the (then) next government
I want to see earthquakes wiped of the map!
I want to know what a handball stadium is
It’s where Argentinians practice for the next World Cup.
Applause!!
…and Thierry has been asked along to advise the next French team too.
Look, like, you know I can help you going forward with a modernisation agenda to be more modern and inclusive in the 21st century.
£150,000 for initial speech – payment either by used bank notes or through one of my ‘charities’.
After that we can talk long-term contracts but will be 7 figures for annual deal.
I demand an Imam led enquiry
There’s no point – nobody gave them any money last time they had an earthquake. The west loathe them because they’re oppressive, bellicose, organise terrorism and want to get nuclear weapons while 90% of Muslims hate them because they are shia. Besides most Muslims can’ distinguish between charity from unbelievers and proselytisation (that’s the only reason they ever make their minimal contributions to aid for infidels such as the Haitians) although many of them can rationalise it into being some sort of jizya. Also, if hey publicise the problem among their own people they might face calls for an agreement that ends sanctions and stops money being spent on a nuclear insurance against western regime-changers.
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it’s times to make do with les.
ha.
now all i need is a decent kammerband .
Cummerbund you woman.
Ah, the Olympic logo does like Lisa Simpson giving head
Fuck you!
The Guardian loves me, so fucketty do to you.
Perhaps he thought it was the will of Allah.
So What?
We can confirm a 6.3 magnitude earthquake occurred in northern Iran, our assessors have estimated a total damage liability of £4.25.
An over inflated insurance claim;not worth a fraction of that amount.
Across northern English cities, whiplash compensation forms are being filled in..
All jokes aside, Ahmadinejad is a barking mad warmonger who genuinely believes he’s on a god given mission to bring about the third world war. Most people in Iran hate him but can’t do anything about it. They live under tyranny. Things had become relatively moderate under Khatami in the 90s but this c-unt has taken the country back by hundreds of years. He poses such a serious threat to the future of the country, and the region as a whole, he really does need to be done away with.
and the Iranians are gutless and don’t bother their arses to do anything about it!
A bit difficult when the government has the entire military, police and secret service at their disposal killing anyone who dissents, as per the uprising a few years ago.
Best not bother then hey!
Where dictatorships have been replaced by new muslim dictorships. Excelsior!
It never did us any harm to keep our heads in the sand
Maybe if the US government hadn’t deposed the moderate and democratically elected Mossadeq government and installed the Shah as royal dictator with oil policies favourable to the US, Iran wouldn’t be in the mess it is now. There’d have been no Shah, no revolution, no Khomeini, no mad mullahs in charge of the country. But the US and its pesky interests meant democracy had to make way.
And if the dog hadn’t stopped for a pee, it might have caught the rabbit.
see also: Queen, testicles etc.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9432782/US-bunker-buster-bomb-ready-to-go.html
Most Arab countries are still living in the middle ages, so a rough guess will be another 1000 years before they improve.
I say you jolly chaps!!! Can we sell them some Wind Farms?? That’ll bring them dashed well up to date!!
What’s the wattage of the wind Farm Scam today? and what’s the price per jollywatt?
This: “Ahmadinejad is a barking mad warmonger…….”
Then: “he really does need to be done away with…”
You guys – ever consistent. What’s the weather like in 1sr@el Moshe ?
Since you ask 31 Anonymous,the weather here is wonderful.
BTW, any chance of you visiting soon? We can arrange for you to meet Bowen,the beeb’s middle east correspondent;he will be able to provide you with methodology data of how to put anti 1sr@el bias into every comment you make.
+10
“most people in Iran hate him…”
Care to provide proof?
He seems pretty popular, especially when demonising the Christ-killers.
They clearly love him. He polled 143% of the vote at the last election.
The Romans, you mean?
Fuck off, ZioNAZI.
He doesn’t hate everything about the West. He buys his clothes at C&A. But then, so did Goering!
BH
Are you a member of the Disrespect Party, a Muslim from London or simply a hatemonger? You certainly are a nasty piece of work. Double the Dose, docs.
Nope, I just don’t like being used for by a bunch of hatemongering racist supremacists who think an invisible sky Pixie promised them somebody else’s land. You sound like one of them.
We get paid by Press TV, so our job is to lick the anus of the Iranian regime and ignore all its human rights abuses, whilst making treasonous statements about the UK.
I agree! where is my cheque?
Mithter Spthpeaker Mithter Spthpeaker,
Thith ith outwageouth. How do I jump on thith bandwagon?
I suppose you’d prefer the more normal response of governments. Some fat bloated El Presidente diverting resources from the rescue efforts by using the disaster scene as a photo-op.
I resemble that remark
Any good floods there?
Any foot ‘n mouth.
I loved flying around in that helicopter whilst everyone said I was doing a bang up job of saving the nation.
I suppose in hindsight, that really was the time to call an election.
Brownie, ya done a heckuva job…
He did upset nursie though.
Exactly.
What good would reporting the earthquakes do, anyway? Will it lead to a better response from the emergency services? Will it stop further earthquakes?
OK – if it happened over here, it would be news, but Iran is very earthquake prone, and the events of the weekend were pretty minor compared to some of the quakes they have had in the past.
Maybe Iranians are less prurient in their choice of news than we are?
Oh, and the Olympics weren’t Z***ist – they even refused to acknowledge the events of 1972 officially. Which I think is a good thing, but most of Finchley might disagree.
Who the fuck cares about a few rag-heads getting squashed?
Iran, Syria, Russia, China. The people do not matter. Power corrupts.
HUSSEIN Obarmy. It has been prognosticated that Isr&7l will attack Eyeran before the election this year. Didn’t the Mayans say something about Autumn 2012? Watch the missiles fly !
Ken will go to the rescue.
A disciplinary panel says the pathologist who conducted the first post-mortem examination on Ian Tomlinson is “dishonest” and “liable to bring his profession into disrepute”.
Dr Freddy Patel said Mr Tomlinson, who was pushed to the ground by a policeman at the G20 protests in London in 2009, had died of coronary artery disease.
A Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service panel found this was wrong. The panel also found that his conduct was “misleading”.
In total, 68 failings were identified by the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service in Dr Patel’s work on the case of Mr Tomlinson. The panel will now determine if his “fitness to practise” was “impaired by reason of misconduct and/or deficient professional performance” and if he should be allowed to continue as a pathologist.
About 2 years after Private Eye busted him. Still, better late than never.
You are Old Holborn and I claim my Croydon tourist board Tea Towel!
Nooooooooooooooooo….. can these be purchased in selected stores?
Is it possible to have an investigation which concludes that the jury in the subsequent criminal case were “dishonest” and “likely to bring the jury system into disrepute”?
Yawn
obviously oral sex doesnt happen in Iran so they had to be offended about something else!
Well, if that is correct we can guarantee that Fetus Hague won’t be paying a visit to Iran with his Spad any time soon.
Iran is dodgy.
Some of the heavy equipment Madman I’m A Dinner Jacket could have been using to help in the rescue and recovery efforts was, alas, being otherwise employed:
They didn’t even give him time to change out of his pyjamas, dear. How cruel.
The religion of piss: a relic from the first Millennium.
Hey! My Tent was State of the Art!
Now pay me lots or I’ll get Cherry on the job!
What an enriching culture they have, we should import some of that.
and the cranes?
Hey – that’s great, but why no movies of the buggers twitching and writhing?
I hope they did a risk assessment before doing that.
I wonder if they can see their houses from up there?
Should a bonkers president be left dangling from a zip wire?
I shall not hesitate to issue a writ.
I truly do not understand Guido’s pathological obsession with Iran. We know you hate Iranians. We know you’re moist at the thought of killing them. We know that your first response to the earthquake was to laugh.
We get it. You hate Iranians. You can drop it now and talk about something else instead. M’kay?
Elsewhere
Geedo, Schmeedo! He belongs to us chosen racers (bargain basement price he vas, too)
Earthquakes beside nuclear facilities…thats going to end up well
Radiation is your friend.
and you have 6 toes on each foot
Certainly hope so.
He should more honest and sad they were crap.
They should have been more honest and said the olympics were crap.
Why was the commentary on the Olympic closing ceromony given in French?
And just was a kiddie fiddler thought suitable for the closing music
Hanging The Who would have been a better conclusion
I was really looking forward to reading that book he was researching
What was the title again ? Oh yes
“Oh for the joy , of a round arsed boy “? by Peters Brownend
Those of us with longer memories than Guido will of course remember that it is not just Iranian idiots who are able to see swastikas and all sorts of propaganda in symbols where no such things exist.
http://iaindale.blogspot.co.uk/2008/04/new-labour-macht-frei.html
http://order-order.com/2008/04/04/questions-on-progressive-governance/
I did notice it was a bit rocky in Croydon the other day, but as Im in a good post-Olympic mood I shall say it wasnt an earthquake.
Some good NWO vids have been removed due to copyright infringements on
London 2012
But this one escaped the net , Interesting !
It wasn’t an earthquake it was Imadinnerjacket testing a nuclear bomb on his own people
What a stupid headline from a blogger who clearly has the Israeli schmeckel tickling hs tonsils (like Nick Bowels for that matter). It’s Press TV that is ignoring the earthquake, not Iran. It’s like saying the BBC represents the views of EVERYONE in the UK at the same time.