August 12th, 2012

YouGov: Boris v Dave


  1. 1
    Accenchewate the pozitiv says:

    What about a “none of the above” box?

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    Deckchair, anybody? says:

    These figures are nonetheless pitiful.

    They are also irrelivavant in some parts of the country because unless the coalition makes serious inroads into the corruption in local government and electoral system, too many people’s democratic will is going to be thwarted at the next elections by postal vote scams.

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    There is only one poll that counts.

    And that is Boris’s.

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Would Johnson give us an IN/OUT referendum on the EU ?
    If not then he’s just as bad as Cameron.

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    nellnewman says:

    cameron has 18months to prove he can be a good tory leader but central to that is a promise of an in/out EU referendum AT THE SAME TIME AS THE General Election which has to be binding on Parliament.

    I don’t now actually think cameron has the backbone necessary for it anymore than i think militwit has the wherewithall to even become the lavatory cleaner at no.10.

    Political elite in UK in dire state at the Mo.

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    Vote for anyone other than Lib/Lab/Con says:

    Who would make me vote conservative at the next general election?
    Margaret Thatcher

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    defect to UKIP says:

    Vote UKIP

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    defect to UKIP says:

    Then vote for UKIP

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Any voter who is stupid to make a decision based on anything to do with the Olympics deserves to have a Labour government for the next 100 years. Meanwhile, I will have left the country.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    And, out of spite, the Lib Dums do not want to do that!

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    Faceless Bureaucrat says:

    As Archbishop Cranmer wisely puts it…

    “Now, if UKIP could persuade Mo Farah to stand for them in the Corby By-Election…”.

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    defect to UKIP says:

    Did you know that Maggie is considering switching to UKIP

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Having a PM that actually passionately cared about THIS country would be a welcomed change.

    Therefore only Boris or Farage fit the bill.

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    twatwatch says:

    why are you giving him another 18 months?
    He’s proven himself a n untrustworthy twat time and again.

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    Mr 0a says:

    Bored. My vote is in the “available to the Tories if they give a dated EU referendum” UKIP bucket, otherwise I welcome the end of the Tory party as their high tax and spend, pro EU policies mean they are pointless.

    Bring on Prime Minister Miliband (shudder, but that’s what it might take to get a conservative government back in)

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    Mr 0a says:

    I fear she may be but a corpse.

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    UKIP too defective says:

    Don’t waste your vote.

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    Anonymous says:

    Even though she’s senile i suppose she would still be better than the 4 turds who came after her.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Yeth !! Oh, yeth,yeth,yeth !!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Camerons fannying about means we are likely to have the milliturd traitor as pm in 2015.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Once again, David Cameron’s lookalike, race car dr!ver Kurt Busch, to nail down the gist of the story:

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    AC1 says:

    A small lump of green putty I found under my armpit one mid-summer morning would out-poll cameron.

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Yes, for G*d’s waste your vote. There’s no joy in any of Con/Lib/Labs position that can inspire any hope. Might just as well jump down the well and raise two digits to them as you go.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I don’t really follow politics, dear, but even I can tell that Labour are going to win the next election. Aren’t they Reg, dear? Reg?

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Very true. Clown Boris or One Term Dave? Some choice!

    UKIP next time. The Conservatives have blown it.

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    The hour’s come, but not the man Sir Walter Scott – The Heart of Midlothian

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    Boris says:

    The numbers I achieve with my pole are my business

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    Hugh Janus says:


    And don’t hold your breath for any referendum promise. Politicians positively revel in breaking promises. It’s a badge of honour!

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    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    Farage cares for nothing but himself – if you belive anything else you wide of the mark

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    Fifer says:

    Boris polled well in Scotland.

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    Dave says:

    Yes he wants Britain to be allowed to govern itself for himself.

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    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, mate. Do Doris’s’s column inches still shaft The wide-open legged Telegraph, at five grand a pop, every Monday morning, son?
    He saw them coming didn’t he, FFS! With his shutzpa and my dashing good looks, Figgley/Johnson could become the hard-hitting, dynamic duo of British politics that Cleggeron so patently are not, geezer.

    Must motor – I’d better read a book on politics before 2015 is upon us, sunshine.

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    If 419 scams were to become an Olympic sport, which nation would win the medals league?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s a yougov poll – it was ‘commissioned’ [that’s a nice fat fee £££ that yougove get] by the Scum – Mr leader being one Rupert.

    What are the numbers of people polled?

    So Rupee now controls Cameron and Bojo. Just like he controlled Bliar and Brown.

    During the reign of terror 1997 – 2010; many senior Tories (Remember they were in opposition at the time to Rupee’s Blair & Brown boys) were informed of numerous and serious issues which ‘shined lights’ into the abuse of our Parliament – by the overarching interference of one Rupert Murdoch.

    Did the Tories – scream out at Rupee? – Why no they did not – because they had to ‘wait their turn’, ‘be nice to Rupee’ and then when the time was right Rupee abandoned his Labour ship and jumped aboard the Tory ship.

    Owen Patterson – NI Minister is one such Tory who is hiding lots of little secrets. And his former PPS is Conor Burns who himself is hiding lots of little secrets. But hey that’s not for just now.

    As for Nadhim Zahawi, Stephan Shakespeare, Peter Kellner and Mr Humphries – what little secrets does Mr Humphries hide while he was taking the Rupee coin as a Times commentator?

    They could be more open and more transparent – but they’re not going to be.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I used to be ‘H’ from Steps.

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    A waiting game says:

    The last thing Boris should do is be leader for the next election. The Tories are going to lose it by a country mile and it would be better for Boris that Dave and George get all the blame. The election after that is the one for Boris to go for once the two Eds have screwed up.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I’m not sure, dear. They all look the same to me. I do have some wonderful friends in Nigeria, I suppose.
    Indeed, at this very moment, I’m waiting on a bank transfer of £2.4million from King Huhu U. Phelphorit Umbongo, dear.

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    where has all our gold gone? says:

    Haven’t they screwed up enough ffs?

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    What would make me vote Tory at the next election?

    Certainly not a leader who stands at the dispatch box and says “decent hard working people”. For the unemployed, those who have lost their jobs through government polices, etc, are all decent people. Some may be a bit lost but being unemployed and unable to work, far less work hard, does not make you not decent.

    Certainly not for a leader who has allegedly said that what some may call austerity he may call efficiency. Such extremist views do not sit well with me.

    Any leader who wants my vote will have to show that they can:-

    1. Think outside the box.
    2. Not destroy the social fabric of this nation
    3. Be inspiring
    4. Understand a lot about what life is like for most people.
    5. Preferably not be a career politician.
    6. Learn from the lessons of history and not repeat mistakes

    I am struggling to think of one.

    Out of Boris or Cameron, I would probably go Boris as at least he shows a human side, but as I don’t know his policies that may not win it [if he is likely to destroy and marginalise more people than Cameron forget it].

    If it weren’t for the simple fact that I do genuinely believe that it is in our long term interests to stay in the EU, I would most probably vote UKIP, as I like Farage. I disagree with a lot of what he says, but equally I do see a lot of sense in many of his speeches. And he cares passionately.

    With the Lib Dems seemingly more worried about lords reform than the marginalisation of minorities and the increasing social destitution of British people, and with Labour not seeming to have learnt any lessons on how to inspire, it does make me wonder.

    So give me a Farage who wants in the EU, but one which is more transparent, accountable and follows the will of the people. Oh and who isn’t daft enough to think that you can change everything in a few years and make a success of it. Doh!

    In short give me a man from the street, who has an understanding of economics, accounting, unemployment, having kids, being in business, an employee, is willing to rock the boat, who has a proven record of inspiring others and finding solutions to issues, etc. They would make a great leader. Not many about though.

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    Kurt Busch.

    Isn’t he singing at the close of the Olympics, I hear?

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    NON-voter says:

    Hardly an achievement, a lame Duck would outshine pointless Camoron.
    Don’t give ANY of them a mandate to rule over you.

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    NON-voter says:

    LOL, UKIP are a one-trick pony.

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    Anyone interested in my free market views may be interested in this response I made on facebook to an American cousin. It is relevant to what our government are doing.

    Aidan you tease!!

    Ah Milton Friedman, first studied him over 2 decades ago when I did my Economics degree. Now this may surprise you Aidan:-

    I used to be a paid up member of the Adam Smith Institute and I proudly wore the very same tie that Milton was wearing in that film.

    I then came to realise that the free market does, in reality, result in social costs that, to me, are unacceptable. Milton talks about greed, but it goes far deeper than that at least on this side of the pond. Egos; being afraid to stand up against more powerful people; revenge (one of our elected government leaders recently tweeted that the Tories must take revenge against the Lib-Dems [they are in government as a coalition]). When revenge enters the equation society falls apart. The Tories are the free market party, yet revenge is acceptable?

    I then realised that all societies go through a process of evolution, and Europe went through this (obviously) from an earlier starting point that the US. We had our free market industrial revolution, and through the unacceptable social cost we evolved out of it. At the moment we have just sunk into a non sustainable comfort zone, we just need to refind the correct balance. Sadly my government seems intent on failing to learn the lessons of history in going far to fast for what the social fabric of society can withstand. (Mind you compared with southern Europe they are doing ok).

    If the human race were more evolved as a species, so that we were not ruled by our base natures, then free market economics would work much better. But the reality is we are not, we are still in puberty, from bullying in the playground, to waging war on other nations. Once we can sort out the negatives of human nature better, then I may well rejoin the adam smith institute. In the meantime I will remain a liberal democrat.

    At the moment, in the current European crisis and arguably your own debt crisis, I think that Milton is wrong, in that printing sufficient money to repay all government debt in full would be a good thing. But it would need to be controlled so that it wasn’t spent on anything else. And an eye kept for the law of unintended consequences and inflation, currency etc. But at a few computer keystrokes your government and European debt could be repaid in full. A fresh start with balanced budgets. Debts repaid in full. It is a one off solution which could work, if implemented properly. But human nature, greed etc would want to dip into the pot for this and that as well, which is where it could go haywire.

    Hope you are well by the way.



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    Andy Marr is a jug eared cunt says:

    Boris and Dan Hannan would be a smashing government.

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    AC1 Kenobby says:

    My Midichlorian’s have exploded due to an STD I got in the Space Cantina cottage.

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    Hot off the press says:

    Some cuntry or other :
    I am Mr Lui Tang director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd HongKong.
    I have an obscured business suggestion for you.

    all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, …

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    news of the world r i p says:

    unless the these figures were hacked and every participant’s debit card cloned they are not reliable.

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    a non says:

    Do you honestly believe there will be any Britain to vote for if The Tories lose?
    Whatever figurehead leading the Labour party with or without the support of the Lib Dems will complete the job of destruction they attempted between 1997-2010.

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    Flaoting voter says:

    I’m thinking of voting for him, for a number of reasons, but your post strikes a note of caution for me.
    So, to help me make up my mind, would you mind posting some proof of your allegation?

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    rick says:

    Which is one trick more than the LibLabCon can muster.

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    *rolls fag an picks nose* says:

    This renaissance in the political landscape; this irresistible dollop of common sense; this force to be reckoned with; this hit of unadulterated optimism with a chaser of pure adrenaline; this bat-out-hell combination with you operating the gear-shift and steering, with Boris providing the necessary ballast in the sidecar, Dave: What will you call it?

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Promises are like pie-crusts to ‘two-gobs’ Preston.

  54. 54
    rick says:

    Sound of crickets.

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    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, son. Good question. I think “The Jiggley Party” has a certain ring to it.
    Plus, we’ve all been to one of those, haven’t we geezer?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Even the Labour party would be embarrassed by the vote rigging in the boxing. Do they do postal votes?

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    AC1 says:

    Hello Tat,
    Hope you are coping with loss better these days.

    Get well soon,
    All @

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    AC1 says:

    and one pony more.

  59. 59
    Nurse Botha says:

    Yes, you did, dear. And now you’re safe and sound with Nurse and The Ladies. That was quite a lucky escape wasn’t it, Mr. Brown…ahem…H, dear?

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    Bogeyman says:

    Crap graph. How come Boris is ahead in every region yet the totals for him and Dave respectively are the same at 16%?

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    Bogeyman says:

    Don’t worry. I’m sure Boris has worked that one out.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    If C B Fry can be invited to be King of Albania, why can’t someone who understands the necesity for a balanced budget, like say, Paul Ryan, be invited to be PM of the UK .

  63. 63 says:

    This poll shows hardly any difference between an upper class twit and an upper class twit. And Bojo’s honeymoon Olympics is still not over. Who’d athought it? Is it the end of silly season yet?

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    Blusea socialist says:

    Until a politician a stands up to say he will not subscribe to Brown’s court ruling that:

    maifesto promises are not subject to legitimate expectations

    do not believe what they say.

  66. 66 says:

    That is not quite correct. The liblabcon party have one trick as well. It is called surrender. It is not a very good trick though.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Stewart – you have been quite, quite ‘indoctrinated’ into the ‘Economics’ world – Your degree and being of the Adam Smith Institute – means that you have been Institutionalised – into their false world of Economics.

    No Economics degree holding bloke; who would also call himself an economics expert from time to time – is ever going to rationally take a look at the world of Economics – from ‘outside of the box’ and admit that its all one great load of cobblers.

    There are no real and true debts [Eurozone and further afield] – they are a great illusion designed to keep the masses suppressed and paying through their noses 24/7 – to keep political pygmies in the opulent positions they front – for the banksters.

  68. 68 says:

    I used to have erotic fantasies about her.

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    Nad is gagging for BoJo says:

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    Do nothing is the best policy for Labour says:

    As they say Governments lose elections but Oppositions rarely win them….all Miliband has to do is sit tight;do little and continue to jump on all passing bandwagons and on the morning of 8th May 2015 unless a miracle happens he will be Prime Minister…….

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    Back to basics says:

    You’re living in the wrong country at the wrong time mate……

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    Anonymous says:

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    Surely not says:

    Are you suggesting our political class are corrupt, blackmailed and bribed scum in the pockets of foreign and domestic vested interests?

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    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    The BBC would never allow them to elected…after all look at all the hard work they put in in the period September 2009 to May 2010 when they realised labour under Brown was unelectable by telling the public that what was needed was a “Balanced Parliament” with a bigger say by the LibDems.

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    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    That reminds me is “Fatal Attraction” available on Blue-Ray ?

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    Nation smashing says:

    What’s smashing about shrilling for Turkey to join the EU? Where do they think Turkey’s poor will be heading?

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    HenryV says:

    I vote for CGS to park a Chally 2 on Horse Guards’ and call time.

    Cromwell may well have been a self-serving middle class twonk but he did know how to go about this democracy malarkey.

  78. 78 says:

    ” The latest ICM ‘Wisdom Index’ survey for The Sunday Telegraph – in which voters are asked to predict the result of the next general election – puts Labour on 38 per cent, seven points ahead of the Tories on 31 per cent, with the Liberal Democrats on 17 per cent.

    The totals are unchanged from last month for all three main parties – suggesting none of them has in any way benefited from the successes of Great Britain’s athletes at the Olympics despite high-profile appearances at several events by leading politicians.

    Asked to predict the general election result if Boris replaced Mr Cameron as Tory leader, the Conservative total rose by one point to 32 per cent with Labour falling by the same amount to 37 per cent.

    Ed Miliband would see his party’s lead cut to five points – but the findings suggest Mr Johnson is a long way from being seen a saviour who would be certain lead the Tories to a Commons majority in 2015.

    In another reality check for the London Mayor, he is ranked below Mr Cameron, and on the same level as Mr Miliband, when voters are asked who would make the best prime minister. “

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    Jimmy. says:

    Titanic considers more cheerful looking captain.

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    Jimmy. says:

    It would lose them 95% of their supporters.

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    Jean d'Marbres says:

    1. Think outside the box.

    OK. Our way of life is ultimately unsustainable and, whether it be in the next few decades or several centuries hence, something will have to give, big time.
    Whichever it be, there will be immeasurable human suffering involved as resources become depleted under the heaving mass of ever-hungry consumers.
    The planet’s human population will top-out as death rates begin to rise exponentially in much the same way birth rates have in the last two hundred years.
    The Great God, technology, does not, and cannot, come to mankind’s rescue. The envelope has been pushed too far.
    The concepts of politics, economics, religion, modern medicine, even civilization have been discarded as the irrelevance they ultimately were and long-forgotten by the starving masses as they seek to eke out a meager existence on what is left of The Earth, before rushing back to their caves to watch historic episodes of The X-Factor, which play on a twenty-four loop: the only respite from the horizon-to-horizon scenes of misery.
    Whether this inevitable scenario occurs suddenly (the camel’s back theory) or more gradually is anyone’s guess but Mother Earth will have the last laugh.

    Coming to a planet near you soon.

    Must dash:- Deal Or No Deal starts in a few minutes.

  82. 82

    Fancy a free trip on the new one which they are building right now, Jimmy?

  83. 83

    Lies, damned lies and Powerpoint?

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    AC1 says:

    Malthus was wrong, and you’re just repeating his claptrap.


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    Jimmy. says:

    I wish they’d just admit it was all a terrible mistake and hand the government back.

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    Tin Can Cam, rattling in the gutter with every passing gust of wind says:

    Sometimes I feel I’ve just been kicked about.

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    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, mate. Like you, it’s all one big poncy scheme, isn’t it? Jesus wept, you are the most boring poster ever to have graced this blog, sunshine. So fucking dull, I’ve had to punch a hole in the plasterboard divider, son.

    Must motor – I’ve got some Pollyfilla somewhere, I hope.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    August 12, 2012 at 6:20 pm
    Your comment is awaiting moderation

    Actually, he’s competing at Watkins Glen, NY, in a NASCAR race.
    But to anyone who follows the world of motorsport, the comparison is most apt, as he is possibly the biggest diva in the game today, the shining example of someone who has been riding ONE championship season (2004) for all it was worth, and has been knocking about ever since. He has even been overtaken in the self-absorption entitlement sweepstakes by his kid brother (a better DR!VER, as it happens), and that really took some doing.
    Sort of the American car racing version of the Milibands, you might say, if were an uncharitable sort.

    (Yeah, yeah, I know, SCat, html…)

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    another ex-tory voter says:

    it’s B£iar for me from now on. At least he doesn’t hide his greedy corrupt stinking little motives, – so in that respect WYSIWYG

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I’m quite partial to a glass of Malthus Rosé, dear. Is that really your postcode, AC1? Accrington, dear?

  91. 91

    …in the memory of a rose no one had ever seen a gardener die.

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    Another Engineer says:


    In thе lоng tеrm, wе аrе аll dеаd, thе unіvеrsе wіll hеаd tоwаrds hеаt dеаth аnd tіmе wіll cоmе tо аn еnd.

    Sо hаvе а bіt оf fun аnd stоp wоrryіng аbоut іt, еh?

  93. 93

    Yes. I wish Brown had really saved the world, too.

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    Jean d'Marbres says:

    Never heard of him. I told you: I don’t read books. Anyway, how can someone be ‘wrong’ about something that has yet to happen, clever-clogs?

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    Here, Hear says:

    +1 Let the next lot worry about it, FFS. PARTY!!!

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    Jimmy. says:

    Imagine Gideon had been in charge (and I use that in the loosest sense). It will give you nightmares.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes but this country is overly populated and resources such as health services, housing, jobs are in short supply. This creates resentment towards immigrants. Everyone is competing for a limited services.

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    Jimbo says:

    I would not vote for either of these to waste of space, the are so disingenous it is only the simple mided that are taken in by them. Cameron has possibly blown his brain using cannabis in his younger days (he would not admit or deny taking them so I chose to believe that he did) it is now a medical fact that to use cannabis it can cause mental problems, ring any bells ? then of course there is Boris , a buffon and clearly an idiot ,say no more, which leaves Nigel Farage, the only British guy to stand up to the Europeans whilst Cameron gives in to them as he is as weak as knats pee, no, Farage is the man, Conservatism is finished, it has gone so far to the left it is more left now than Labour.

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    Climate Research Unit data mangler says:

    Dead Easy – its is all caused by the CO2 emissions from plebs going on holiday by aeroplane. Excuse me, I am off to an eco-climate meeting in Bali in one of Al Gore’s private jets, then a cruise in one James Cameron’s submarines.

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    Can’t I am too boringly dull!

    At least I care.

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    *laughs at last point*

    Self-absorption has reached levels in life that one would not have thought possible just a decade or so ago. Narcissism, solipsism and sophistry are the currency of the age.

    To be frank, I had never heard of Kurt Busch before you mentioned him, not being an aficionado, and I was immediately struck by the facial similarity which you pointed out. Frightening.

    But one way of looking at motor sports is the aspect of travelling at a crazy speed to get nowhere…

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    Jimbo says:

    Faceless, Mo cannot stand ,he is not British, he has represented two other Countries before and was only brought in to help us out !

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    Marlboro Man says:

    Why would we vote for someone who is addicted to the strongest drug known to man..

    …exepting, possibly, crack còcaine?

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    Blue Stratos Guy says:

    We love you really, Stew. *flicks Tinker*

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    Jimbo says:

    UKIP, is the only choice, the Conservative Party has let this Country down, Cameron is obviously being told what to do by the New World Order which is why he will not give the British People a referendum on Europe and will not stop immigration, he is a puppet, a thick one at that which is why they ensured he got the job.

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    By keeping to Gordon’s spending targets, I fail to see any difference between them beyond the colour of that rosette, which has ceased to have meaning to me. Let’s face it. It is tribal. You might as well watch a football match.

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    Anonymous says:

    I blame the bankers. They are a disgrace and they are destroying this country. Shoot the lot of them.

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    Jimbo says:

    Sorry to disappoint, but the small green putty under your arm was Cameron!

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    AC1 says:

    I appearing to be suffering from the same delusion that I speak for that 81lly suffered from before he was banned. What a to$$er I am.

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    Jimbo says:

    May be so but I could tell Bris the fool what to do with the pole.

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    Problem solved says:

    AC1 – you have always come across as a poor man’s 81lly, but please have the lat word.

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    Jimbo says:

    Please Lou, do not even consider Boris as a PM he is as bad as Cameron, complete T***s

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    Jimbo says:

    Quite so, if the Conservative Party has any sense they will get rid of him double quick, he is dangerous.

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    Jimbo says:

    Yes agreed, she is still smarter than Cameron or Johnson.

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    correctum says:

    excepting, that would be. When’s this long-promised edit function arriving?

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    Jimbo says:

    Cameron and Johnson are too stupid to believe in anything , they have to be told what to do.

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    Jimbo says:

    They will not give us a referendum as they know the result and is not in line with what the New Worls Order wants.

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    AC1 says:

    Tat is out there

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    Jimbo says:

    You misread it, Boris did not poll well in Scotland, he ” pulled Well ” in Scotland.

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    Jimbo says:

    Fair Comment, we need to stop the curse of immigration, it is raising the prices of all our services including food.

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    Jimbo says:

    Throw in the main party politicians for good measure and public justice.

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    Jimbo says:

    I agree, but for an Afican Country, we have enough idiots already.

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    Jen The Blue says:

    One way or another every country ends up being governed by people who don’t do what the people want.

    Dictatorship of the left or right, or a “democracy” that organises and rigs itself so that whatever you vote for, you get a similar bunch of lying t**ts who do what they want and feather their own nests.

    The EU’s sole purpose is to bypass the will of the people.

    I have come to the conclusion you cannot win.

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    Jen The Blue says:

    Unless you become one of the lying t**ts I mentioned above of course.

  126. 126

    Hi peeps ! i would just like to say how pleased i am that George Michael will be preforming live (only just) at the closing ceremony
    He represents everything that is great about our country
    Smashes up his car while off his face on drugs, Ex con , arrested for having bum sex in public toilets . A real role model for our young people in this great country of ours

    Must go before Boris nicks my seat
    toodle pip

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    Bystander #41 says:


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    The Paragnostic says:

    More like Boris to give us a “bit of the old in-out” referendum, Clockwork Orange style.

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    nothing better to do says:

    *watches tumbleweed blow across screen*

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    You Dimwit says:

    Johnson has never been PM.

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    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy is obviously mentally ill.

  132. 132
    The Paragnostic says:

    “One or two of these scoundrel statesmen should be shot once a-year, just to keep the others on their good behavior.”

    Ditto, Tales of my Landlord

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    One day…..

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    The Tit in No 10 says:

    Listen! The Tory Party chose ME to lead them!

    And lead them I will!

    I give you my word – and I think you can trust me by now!

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    still in mourning says:

    We used to have gravatars on here believe it or not, then they went and never came back.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I was wondering what sort of beast a Modern Pentathlon would be, were it designed today.

    The “Assault on a Wedding Party, Using a Drone” event would obviously have to be there, along with the “3,000m IED Avoidance”…

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    The Tit in No 10 says:

    if the Conservative Party has any sense

    THEY chose me!


  138. 138
    Vicious Jenny says:

    I prefer it Last Tango In Paris-style but with low-cholesterol Olivio instead of butter.

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    Boris not Doris will be the next Tory slogan

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    Dave Dithers , While Boris Delivers !

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Chortling merrily and lol x x .
    To be fair to Georgious, he did temporarily raise the profile of our ever-disappearing public conveniences, good fellow.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Does anyone still buy cottage cheese, dear?

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    Put Cameron out to grass , Let Boris kick ass !

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    Double-dip Dave says:

    I coined this moniker on Election Day, 2010.

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    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

    The drugs don’t work.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You are free to draw your own conclusions.

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    Anne Drecks says:

    Suffering from PM Tension? Try these new, improved relaxants …only from Johnsons.

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    As a grumpy twat who didn’t want he games but admit getting drawn in a little bit
    i have just found this and i really like it

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I DEMAND that credit be given to the Libor party for all the successes of the London 2012 Olympic Games.

    Where things went wrong, such as the empty seats, the G4S issues etc., the Omni Shambolic Tories are to blame.

    Where it went right: it was the Libor party that can claim the credit.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Notice how in the BBC reviews of the Olympics, the BBC give MOST time to black athletes.

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    growth now... says:

    wikipedia states that Mo is a British national. no idea for how long though.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Only a Conservative led Government could put the GREAT back into Great Britain.

    A Libor government would have flogged off the Gold in the medals and Jonah Brown would have put his cataclysmic curse on everything.

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    JadedJean says:


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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am purchasing a monkey bike in order to skid on dog shit in the park

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    Saltpetre says:

    Nobody here really believes that Joe Public would vote for a comedy buffoon like Boris do they? Surely the British electorate are not that stupid…..are they?

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is your five-year cycle getting you down, dear? You really should try one of these totally redesigned, thinner, more absorbent, non-slip Borises inside your panties, dear. Now comes with wings and available in packs of one from the usual outlets.

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    Tony Blair the Multimillionaire says:

    What a great idea Gordo, I’ll come along too and we can go tear up the bowling green after!

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    It is interesting to think that the Institution of Engineering Designers shares its acronym with the improvised explosive device.

    Wonder what Engineer would have to say about that?

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    WVM says:

    Shhhhh… we’re bashing Dave in a hope he’ll grow a backbone.

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    I remember that one. So true.

    I was in Hay-on-Wye two years ago and bought the complete edition of his works, 48 volumes, hardback, in good condition for £100. Way cheaper and far nicer than Kindle.

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    first time reader says:

    REALLY ???

    How the fuck long ago was THAT ?? I’ve been here for 4 years.

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    Nah! Nothing wrong with him that a few pints of heavy would not put right…

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    WVM says:

    On the Olympic closing ceremony tonight, are we going to be presented with another bunch of left-wing inspired multicultural crap?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    They voted for Ed Milibandwagon as their MP. QED…

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    What about Gordoom? says:

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    Feste says:

    The court jester is the cleverest man in the Court.

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    PC Plod says:

    That will be 21 weeks in jail for you my lad.

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    growth now... says:

    firstly it was the sun that won it….now it is the Beeb.
    who next…?
    The Sports channel?

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    Enormous fire at Dagenham today with over 200 fire-fighters in attendance. Total damage is estimated to be in excess of £1.35p.

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    Party Party Party says:

    Probably not as it’s a different team.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    *idly twiddles Stew’s truncheon*

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    Another Engineer says:

    Er, nо. If yоu’d hеаrd hіm, yоu’d knоw thаt.

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    Lotus Cortina says:

    I owned one of Dagenham’s dustbins once. It was surprisingly good. Must have been made on a wednesday.

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    annette curton says:

    How can the two sets of figures give 16% Total each?.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    We don’t have real police – they’re all now subordinate monkeys working for the Corporate Business known as the ACPO.

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    Moussa Koussa's pet hamster says:

    Chaps you may as well stop fretting. Cameron will lose the Tories the next General Election, and he only has himself to blame. He broke every one of his manifesto promises, and got the Liberals to do the same. He has less backbone than a dead jellyfish. The electorate will not forgive him, least of all those who have lost their homes or jobs as a result of his and his incompetent Chancellor’s policies.
    Mo Farage will also split the disillusioned Tory vote.

    Ed Miliband will offer hope for the future – whether he can deliver this remains to be seen.

    But he WILL win the next election.

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    Ed's blank canvas. says:

    Maths is not young H@rry’s strong point. Just concentrate on the bigger picture.

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    WVM says:

    That’s what I thought but then I realized it came from the Sun.

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    Mo F says:

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    National Socialist says:

    Is VAT payable on that?

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    albacore says:

    Just imagine, though, if Ed were not a politician
    As a doorstop or book-end he’d thrash all competition

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    National Socialist says:

    Farah / Farage – separated at birth?

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    Marion the cat says:

    At least the poll may shut up some of the anti Boris whingers who keep claiming he is a London phenomena only. No. we take national politics seriously here in the Midlands, its not all Brummies and Yam Yams here.
    BTW, a UKIP vote isn’t wasted sending a message to Dave and his cronies if they lose to Ed anyway – which they probably will. What a disaster that will be, at least Ed wouldn’t be electable for a second term if we have a good argument against. That ain’t traitor Dave who will have his feet under a Brussels desk by then.

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    Joe says:


    More mass immigration, illegal wars, debt and deficits oh I just can’t fucking wait!

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    The DNA Biased BBC says:

    It’s what the BBC does best, if they did a programme about life in St Keverne or Thurso it can be guaranteed that 50% of their populations will be of dark skinned origin.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    We are going to see 501 or more ‘Celebrity Music World’ EGOS doing their best to promote themselves [future sales etc to bolster their bank accounts] and attach themselves onto the back of the sporting Athletes …

    Haven’t the Politicians been doing their ego boosting for quite some time?

    Spare me that pi** pot Rustler Brand and the pouting prissy spice witch.

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    National Socialist says:

    You’re confusing Miliband for Phoney Tony.

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    annette curton says:

    Benjamin the donkey smells a rat.

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    Mo Farage says:

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 39 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “Ed Miliband will offer hope for the future”

    That’s where your post went horribly wrong. Right there.

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    Anonymous says:

    So is everyone else apart from Calamity.

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    Chipping Norton Commando says:

    +1 Mid/late September models were a safe bet. By then the shock of being back on the line after the annual two week work’s holiday in August had subsided and reality was beginning to set in once more.
    End of model year products were a definite no-no.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Now that I have restored p3ace across the Middle East afetr seven long years of using my connections hard work, I am returned amongst you. my people, to bring you more of what we gave you all during The Reign of Terror, 1997-2010.

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    It started in Berlin says:

    What a load of brainwashing propaganda this BBC prelude to the closing ceremony is.

  197. 197
    Hugh Janus says:

    “So Rupee now controls Cameron and Bojo.”

    Did you ever imagine for one moment that he didn’t? Just a couple of minutes listening to the Leveson Enquiry should have convinced you of this fact long before now.

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Guido please get over Johnson!

    Mayor for London – he is ok.
    PM No blooming way.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Eh ?

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    WVM says:

    Well currently under the coalition of Dave mass immigration has gone up!
    He bombed the fuck outta Libya (the Russians and Chinese are still not happy about it) we have even more debt and we are still running a huge deficit so what’s the fucking difference?

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 33 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    But who’s leading it?

    B!lly Bragg, or Morrissey or ..

    Whatever. Two things are certain:

    1. It’s going to be a pile of shit.
    2. You me and everyone else are going to be paying for it for the next 30 years.

    Let’s hope it’s not a pile of shit.


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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am the real winner of the Olympic Games

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    Moussa Koussa's pet hamster says:

    I did add a caveat though.

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    WVM says:

    I can feel the hand of history on our collective shoulders.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The looks of a David Cameron.
    The career arc of a David Miliband.
    Sure, he’s a prat, but what did he do to deserve that double whammy?

    And as far as motorsport goes, it IS a mad dash to get nowhere, but the point is to do it faster than anyone else, for which you are paid the big spondulix, which fact justifies the starting and finishing all at the same place, when, if you really want to get down to cases, the only thing you have really accomplished for all that, is to abuse your engine and dent your bodywork. I am sure I could derive a life lesson from that, if I were pushed.

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    albacore says:

    Well, so far Dave scores a good three out of four
    Plenty of time yet for his very own war

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    I hope you will not paralyse us with another countdown!

    2,643,899 dole seekers could have been paid for, you useless hag, Polly!

    2,644,142 by now actually.

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 31 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Oh my God, you’re right!! I’d forgotten about that!

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    The good and the Bad says:

    He could not be worse than Wilson, Callahand, Heath, Major or Brown.

    Only Maggie and Tone are tough acts to follow.

    Note it is the Left who hate Mrs T and Blair

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    Eeyore says:

    The one useful trick UKIP can pull is, at the next GE, to take so many votes from the Tories that they are scared into returning to Conservatism for the GE after that.

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    Peter Vain says:

    Hey, that’s my job!!

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 27 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Yes, you did, but to be honest it wasn’t a very good caveat. :-)

    I don’t see Ed offering anything other than despair. At least, not to anyone who works in the private sector.

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 26 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:


    Hang on, 3,291,372.

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    The BBC says:

    And now on bbc1 a three hour long party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour parteh.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    He’s the LibLabCon savior, they know even the braindead are piss*d off at the corrupt tossers in the house of thieves but the know Blondy Boris has a tiny bit more merit than they do.

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    Joe says:

    Why do we have monkeys swing about and banging on old pots and pans and every thing wrapped up in newspaper????

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    Olympic Closing Ceremony Critic says:


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    Well it's a thought says:

    So they found a new way to use yesterdays paper, I presume it was the gridiron.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Why did you expect anything else? It all started badly with seemingly the never-ending N*zi-inspired torch-running nonsense and went inexorably downhill from there.

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 19 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    It’s a shame it’s not a PPV event, so it’s paid for only by those who watch it.

    In fact, it’s a shame the BBC doesn’t work on that principle, too.

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    Eeyore says:

    ‘Malthus was wrong’

    Sure about that?

    Or was his conclusion merely postponed for a time by technology + fossil fuels?

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    parade of losers says:

    Is this the after closing ceremony piss up that’s being televised.

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    Plenty of Enrichers the BBC will be happy says:

    I’ll hazard a guess it’s more of that multicultural crap again!

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    Nodrog Nworb says:

    I have!

    Nurse…….potty time

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    BBC Beeboid says:

    Pet shop rent boys, that was our idea :)

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    parade of losers says:

    Nice thing about it , they’ve screwed the audio up.

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    Tyne Daily says:

    Do you think he has a second residence in Washington, Elsie ?

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    parade of losers says:

    What next a parade of moggy minors.

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 14 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Yeah, that’s what I’m guessing, too.

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    8illy botty boy says:

    It looks like a gay mardi gras.

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    Splooge says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Piss poor so far. Is it all to be crap pop songs? When’s the bit about Gordon saving the world?

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    You certainly take the prize for having created the most dynamic moniker on this site ever and, indeed, of any I have seen on the interwebs. Kudos!

    I am visibly wilting with Olympic fatigue and, despite the prospect of an amazing Perseid meteor shower tonight, fear that I shall not last the pace.

    Find some way of keeping in touch.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s looking like the whole f*cking mess was your idea!

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    Deckchair, anybody? says:

    Anyone know what the budget for this closing ceremony is?

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    WVM says:

    53p ?

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    parade of losers says:

    I reckon £250million, but really 50p.

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    Girl with the Golden Bogie says:

    A pig with a blue rosette would out-poll Cameron, even in communities with pork aversion.

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    anon says:

    Ray Davies seems to lost that fucking green duck at last.

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    Only 0 days 01 hours 05 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Pop songs? Is that what it is?

    “How do we end 2 weeks of Team GB? How do we end this £11.2billion showcase of Great Britain?”

    “Uhm, we could wheel on some pop ‘stars’.”

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    Seb Coe says:

    It came in under budget (which was revised upwards only yesterday).

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    parade of losers says:

    Some people can sing but then some can’t.

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    Cash helps of course. But beyond that it is nothing.

    …something, nothing. ‘Twas mine, ’tis his and has been slave to thousands…

    Problem is identifying what satisfies after obtaining sufficient of that?

    Knowledge? Understanding? Travel? Learning? Tolerance? Love? All of these and more?

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    Art Iste says:

    Some can sing live and some can’t. But at least this is better than the Lefty opening ceremony.

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    Olympic Closing Ceremony Critic says:

    Emotional blub-fest…no thanks. Bring back the stiff upper lip. Boris likes it stiff.

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    Bystander #41 says:

    As ever, you give us hope that there is indeed a better world to come.

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    Only 0 days 00 hours 59 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Yes, if we refer back to Zeb’s 2009 “budgeting”, he said the Olympics would cost £2billion, with an additional £9.2billion to build certain Olympic-related stuff, namely the stadium and everything else that was needed to stage the Olympics.

    Therefore, if we were able to check Zeb’s budget for the closing ceremony, it would probably say, “50 pence (plus about £250million for various essential related bits and bobs).”

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    nodrog says:

    more like z from z cars

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    Jezzer says:

    I will wager that the top British show around the world, Top Gear is NOT featured

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    Anonymous says:

    Small pussies?

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    Deckchair, anybody? says:

    Not a bad idea to bring in all the flags together. Gets it over quickly

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    BBC Beeboid says:

    Of course NOT, far too hideously white!

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    Only 0 days 00 hours 56 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    It’s still got about 56 minutes left to go.. it could get a whole lot worse yet.

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    Joe says:

    Indeed, this muliticult clusterfuck needs putting out of its misery.

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    Nullbymouth says:

    And now I understand this joke ….

    Q – Why do Accountants not look out of the window in the mornings?

    A – As they would have nothing to do in the afternoons.

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    growth now... says:

    a 7 year itch.
    could he not afford a skin softner?

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    But,equally, how can they be right?

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    The wife of the most senior man in the British parliament says:

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    Deckchair, anybody? says:

    Did anyone tell the French and the Argies they were going to have to form part of a Union Flag?

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    Anonymous says:

    Freshly dup up for the event?

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    The Red Queen says:

    Off with her head

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Labour reduce size of iceberg with a tube of deep heat

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    WVM says:

    Well if you like that so much Sally then please do fuck off to India to enjoy it.

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    Only 0 days 00 hours 49 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I hope so. One day this week, we’ll be able to buy a paper and not have to flick through to page 12 before the real news starts.

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    Kama Sutra says:

    Would the Indians enjoy her? I doubt it.

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    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    Hi !!!

    I’ve just dropped by to check that you’re enjoying the O£ympic Games C£osing Ceremony!!! As ever, you’ll be wanting to THANK ME for bringing this to COOL BRITTANIA what I created !!!!!

    Coz it was ME !!!! and Noo£ieBore that put little old UK – just a forgotten outpost of the €USSR – on the MAP – and how !!!!!!!! Wars, Invasions, ‘Peace’ Keeping – all me y’kno !!!

    And what of the future??? Having made me very RICH!!!! And Cherry helping wiv the housekeeping!!! I can safely leave it all to my boy ‘Dave’ now!!

    But, I hear you asking, – what could I ‘of’ done different? I could ‘of’ dumped Gordo, – but hey – I could do wivout the bovva – so I nevva bovvard!..

    Anyways, – enjoy what’s left, – I must get to my seat. Cherry has bought our snack box with some fish paste sandwiches for supper – she’s very frugal!

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    Cunt on the BBC just said says:

    “This is the result of lots of training and lots of FUNDING!”

    Oh I bet it was!

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    Only 0 days 00 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Maybe she could volunteer for their UK taxpayer-funded moonshot.

    A trial run. One-way.

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    WVM says:

    Sacrifices need to be made.

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    Chris Bryant says:

    I would like to receive his latest release as a gift.

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    I hate my country says:

    White guilt right there!

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    Ze Frog oooh la la unt zer Rump ov zer Reich in Argeland says:

    Bon soir! GUTTen TAG! Vee will tell yoo ven zer time is rite mein herr!

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    E says:

    I’m quite enjoying it.

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    Rich Cultural Heritage says:

    That would be the Kama Sutra dancing would it?

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    Only 0 days 00 hours 43 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    (with her husband.)

  276. 276
    John from Hull says:

    Are you the bastard who asked for a slug of whiskey ? I suppose you want it on the rocks ?

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    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    Forget to say !!! you’ll want to thank me for the £egacy of the Games won’t you – a££ my cu£tura£ richness and diversity – least ways – I’m rich!!!! Ha hah hah hahhh!

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s hilarious how desperate the Tories are becoming. Boris would boost your poll rating by 1%, ICM reports.

    Replacing one out of touch Eton posh boy with another out of touch Eton posh boy isn’t really going to do much is it?

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    Alzheimer's says:

    Yes dear.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Well try not to, dear.

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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Getting as bad a curse as hubby!

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    WVM says:

    Get on topic you socialist whore! We’re talking multicultural crap here!

  283. 283
    Duty Pedant sponsored by Omega says:

    Better resync your moniker

  284. 284
    Replacement specialist says:

    and replacing Bliar with another lunatic – and then another is the way eh comrade?

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    Anonymous says:

    Yet no George Formby!

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    parade of losers says:

    You replaced one who popped his glogs with a Fettes boy , now I wonder how he’s getting on, what is the house count 10? and money wise £50million? is that posh or just fortunate.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    “Bring on Prime Minister Miliband (shudder, but that’s what it might take to get a conservative government back in)”

    Sorry but if Prime Minister Brown wasn’t enough to get a Conservative government in then what makes you think that a pale imitation of Brown will?

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    Alzheimer's says:

    I’m sorry Elsie Beattie, sort of stole your thunder there, I tend to forget :(

  289. 289
    da inquirer says:

    ‘E’ – is that you Eddie Lizzard?

  290. 290
    Olympic Closing Ceremony Critic says:

    What’s wrong with being a ‘posh boy’? Why does everyone have to be working/middle class to matter……oh..of course…class war (how very 70s !)

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    Only 0 days 00 hours 34 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Whereas, replacing one Miliband Brother with the other Miliband Brother (the one the party actually voted for, but, you know, the unions! Ho ho!) would increase Labour’s poll ratings by quite a bit more than 1%.

    But all is not lost.

    “Labour. Lead by the Miliband the Party didn’t actually want.”

    As election slogans go, I think it’s refreshingly honest.

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    da inquirer says:

    remind you of where you sailed your boat John?

    Or is it about getting your rocks off?

  293. 293
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Bonkers doesn’t do working out, unless it involves bouncing 38D cups accompanied by the Benny Hill theme tune.

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    Ed Balls says:

    The closing ceremony like the opening one would have been better value if they had been done on PFI. That way we could still be celebrating the Olympics in 50 years.

  295. 295
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That’s fine, dear. I don’t bite.

  296. 296
    Boris not UKIP says:

    Nice one Figgley!

  297. 297
    A Comedian says:

    People forget that Class War used to be quite witty

  298. 298
    roger federer says:

    I think the Swiss won.

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    david icke says:

    And there’s the the new world order pyramid!

  300. 300
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Did someone say Class A?

  301. 301
    david icke says:

    Sorry, I do tend to stutter from time to time.

  302. 302
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    I am not of the Left, and I hate Tone’s guts!

  303. 303
    Ranter says:

    Dear God, the closing ceremony is utter shite!

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    Watching Live says:

    Please take my money but don’t hurt me

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    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Just came on here to see how the bigoted little enlanders are dealing with the magnificent closing ceremony . LOL !

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    parade of losers says:

    Strange , Beligium may be small, but it seems to rule the world, well the EU and Olympics.

  307. 307
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! Fair’s Fair!!! And I vote we give Tony a rousing Hurrah! for bringing us the Games!! What??

    Brussels is very pleased with the result!

    Who’s going to tidy up by the way? – I mean, rake in the profit?

  308. 308

    The Perseid meteor shower is at its peak tonight. You can see it NOW

    It is visible across the sky from the northern hemisphere. But look to the east for the most from around midnight onwards. (The optimum time is just before dawn.)

    Just leave the bloody ‘puter for a few minutes and go outside and appreciate it!! One of life’s marvels…

  309. 309
    Only 0 days 00 hours 28 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    That would have been funnier if you’d typed “Class Whore”.

  310. 310
    Tony Blair the Multimillionaire says:

    I tried tell Dave my heir about it but he wouldn’t listen.

  311. 311
    parade of losers says:

    No enlanders on this blog , you could try next door.

  312. 312
  313. 313
    Col. White, LIVE from inside Rhapsody Angel says:

    Well. The bombers had better get their skates on.

  314. 314
    The Monaco Residents' Association says:

    Take off the trainers

  315. 315
    Olympic Closing Ceremony Critic says:

    I’m too fat and lazy to stir from my chair. I represent the legacy of the Games.

  316. 316
    E says:

    Too much pollution here, SC :- (

  317. 317
    LOCOG® says:

    Drop the lot mate, we are the only ones allowed to fleece guests.

  318. 318
    The public says:

    Is it free?

  319. 319
    Expat Geordie says:

    Wrong BW. I have a degree in economics, probably gained at the same time as Stewart Edwards, and even as I was studying it I came to realise that it was a false science. Economists are doomed to make the same mistakes over and over again because too few of them study economic history. The Euro is a classic example of an avoidable mistake that could have been prevented by reading a history book.

  320. 320
    WVM says:

    I always do cat, I prefer the 1am to 4am window for max effect.
    Glad to see a fellow admirer of the cosmos here.

  321. 321

    Millions of tiny white dots here. Rather like …

    I think u know x .

    SC x♥x .

    *licks innie*

  322. 322
    Going out on a bang says:

    Indeed, the muzzie’s have let everyone down this time.

  323. 323
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a bohemian rhapsody mixed with Imagine

  324. 324

    A connoisseur, clearly.

    This life offers us a wonderful array of attractions, WVM.

    I try and grab all that’s going. ;-)

  325. 325
    Carl Sagan says:

    FFS Get a room you two.

  326. 326
    Nurse Botha says:

    *Tick-tick, whirr-whirr*

  327. 327
    Blue Oyster Bar says:

    I am singing now.

  328. 328
    where's the legacy says:

    I saw a meteor once break up into 3 red/orange pieces

  329. 329
    Agit Plop says:

    George Michael getting the Chinese and Belarussians to sing along about freedom.

    £9 Billion

  330. 330
    Only 0 days 00 hours 13 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    My tall*y: One sat*ellite, and then just as I was about to quit, one shoo*ting star! Yay!

    (not sure why this is getting m*d d ed – third attempt..)

  331. 331
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I, too, have trouble with BBC2, dear. Try twiddling the little knob.

  332. 332
  333. 333
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Ah typos, the last refuge of the wanker.

  334. 334
    Girl with the Golden Bogie says:

    Any sign of that token of subjugation, the poxy blue flag, with a ring of stars, trying to elbow it’s way into the limelight?

  335. 335
    History Buff says:

    Just a carbon copy of the 1980’s radio freedom in to Eastern Europe.

  336. 336
    George Michael says:

    I am a shooting star

  337. 337
    The Monaco Residents' Association says:

    Read your contract. We own you.

  338. 338
    pundit says:

    I predict the same fate for the coalition.

  339. 339
    cream crackered says:

    It took you 17 minutes to think that up? Which local authority do you push pens in?

  340. 340
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Imagine, written on a big white grand piano, in a huge house in the stockbroker belt, by a man just about to go into tax exile so
    He could keep his millions.

  341. 341
    Anonymous says:

    I must admit that I’ve enjoyed some aspects of the closing ceremony, but is a drug taking homo the best role model to inspire the next generation ffs?

  342. 342

    Wrong , that was my name in the dorm when i was a fag at Eton

  343. 343
    George Michael says:

    Did you know my latest release was down the back of a toilet door?

  344. 344
    Margate says:

    No rockers?

  345. 345
    E says:

    An aids ridden shooting star dear?

  346. 346
    Only 0 days 00 hours 03 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “in a huge house in the stockbroker belt”

    St George’s Hill, Weybidge. Yes, those gates.. those “KEEP OUT” signs.

    What a great place to write,

    “Imagine no possessions
    I wonder if you can
    No need for greed or hunger
    A brotherhood of man
    Imagine all the people sharing all the world

    What a cock he was.

  347. 347
    Mark Oaten says:

    Cheeky ;)

  348. 348
    Union of Council Box Tickers says:

    Watch yourself there, you may find yourself being targeted for interview.

  349. 349
    Only 0 days 00 hours 00 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:


  350. 350
    Expat Geordie says:

    Don’t forget the spastic games, sorry, paralympics.

  351. 351
    The Public says:

    Is it not ironic that the last sound he heard was that of a 45?

  352. 352
    The College of Heralds says:

    After all these shots from above the stadium we are never going to get people to depict the Union Jack properly in future

  353. 353
    parade of losers says:

    Annie Lennox a lefties lament, the best way to hear her , lousy sound system.

  354. 354


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  355. 355
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Yes it was Lennons greatest song of self loathing ever.

  356. 356
    Tipping the Velvet says:

    Que the rug munching Annie Lennox and let the lefty wankfest begin!

  357. 357
    The Public says:

    Sorry still Annie Lennox to listen to :(

  358. 358
    FFS X woteva says:

    I nominate this Olympic closing ceremony as the campest ever!

  359. 359
  360. 360

    Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :) :) :) :)

    Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :) :) :) :)

    Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :) :) :) :)

    Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :) :) :) :)

    Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :) :) :) :)

  361. 361
    John from Hull says:

    I was on the Titanic in spirit, you might say, so much so that I compared Gordon to its captain :

    Whatever floats your boat.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    Dressed in that gents toilet look, phone in hand!

  363. 363
    #VALUE! says:

    My moniker’s malfunctioned!! :-)

  364. 364
    Zzzzzzzzzzz says:

    Annie Lennox as Adam Ant. Even the guys with the light bulbs on their hats look bored.

  365. 365
    Heroes for gold says:

    Pink Fraud already had a tribute gig in Essex this evening

  366. 366
    Eric the multicultural bear says:

    Well said! Keep up the good work shilling.

  367. 367
  368. 368
    The Public says:

    Where was Pussy Riot?

  369. 369
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Now you are talking, The Floyd and Genesis

  370. 370
    8illy botty boy says:

    Even I have to agree to that comment dear :)

  371. 371
    dZ says:

    I wish Gordon Brown would be put on trial

  372. 372
    Biased says:

    Russell Brand, yet another pro lefty!

  373. 373
    The Public says:


  374. 374
    The Egg Man says:

    Do any of these athletes know anything about drugs?

  375. 375
    Rewriting History says:

    Russell Brand is NOT the fucking Beatles!

  376. 376
    Passer By says:

    I guess so.

  377. 377
    The Nadir with a hat tip to the Mariana Trench says:

    And I thought it could get no worse (well other than Skeletor Beckham and her posse of course)

  378. 378
    Michael Schenker says:

    Lights out !

  379. 379
    OP AND says:

    Floating Voter Error

  380. 380
    Jonny Ball says:

    Norman Cook another pro-lefty!

  381. 381
    Anonymous says:

    What no Cliff Richard? This is a travesty.

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    An ex (?) junkie singing (?) another LSD-inspired Lennon song, ffs!
    So that’s the overall theme! – the Great British gay and drug scene!

  383. 383
    Steve Hillage says:

    Hobbs’ choice.

  384. 384
    The Last Night of the Proms says:

    I was expecting a bit more Elgar

  385. 385
    Haz says:

    Fuck Cliff the cock gobberling puffter!

  386. 386
    #VALUE! says:

    Cheers! Will do.

    It has been fun.

  387. 387
    Dr Phibes says:

    Slight technical hitch with the embalming fluid.

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    WTF is Russell Brand doing there? They’ll be wheeling on Shami Chakrabarti in a tutu next ffs,

  389. 389
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Delighted to see the Bee Gees acknowleged

  390. 390
    Nullbymouth says:

    Can I say that I hope that Gideon purchased his lines well before this lefty wank fest. The street price right now must be really high what with all the beeboides and lovey darlings having a parrrteeey

  391. 391
    Duty Pedant says:


  392. 392
    Ewaname says:

    I always fantasised about bein Thicky Spice.

    E x .

  393. 393
    Feel Good Factor says:

    Boris dancing to the Spice Girls. That’s got to be worth a seat or two

  394. 394
    To be fair says:

    To be fair, the man lives like a Tory, brings his children up like a Tory, spends money like a Tory, and even votes Tory, surely he can be forgiven for pretending to vote Labour to keep his main demographic happy( many of whom, it has to be said,do the same thing)

  395. 395
    Steve Hillage says:

    Russell and Hobson ? What do they make ?


    More tea ?

  396. 396
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Dave can only look on and curse !

  397. 397
    BoJo says:

    I would love a Goblin Teasmade.

  398. 398
    Just me says:

    Liam Gallagher sounds like he’s had his bollocks chopped?

  399. 399

    I gave you my thicky…

  400. 400
    BoJo says:


  401. 401
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    If you are watching China, thats why we are where we are and you arent.

  402. 402
    Feel Good Factor says:

    And dream about who they are putting in the canon

  403. 403
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Squared ;)

  404. 404
    pundit says:

    Keith Harris AGAIN, FFS!!

  405. 405
    Annie Lennox, sporting the Tom Watson specs and channelling her inner Gordon Brown, says:

    Hey hey, I saved the world today!
    Everybody’s happy now, the bad thing’s gone away;
    Everybody’s happy now, the good thing’s here to stay…

  406. 406
    CoI says:

    Always look on the bright side of life.

    That is all.

  407. 407
    Ewaname says:

    Mmmmmm :-P

    U did !!

    E x .

  408. 408
    Orvill says:

    Stick your hand up my arse one more time and see what you get

  409. 409
    The Home Office says:

    Indian invasion. Get over it

  410. 410
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    LOL Eric Idle , an Englishman abroad, Brilliant !

  411. 411
    parade of losers says:

    Plot now lost, just turned back on, what a fkin mess

  412. 412
    Drugs Kill says:


  413. 413
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Deal with it wanker.

  414. 414

    Shall we do it again? :-D

  415. 415
    The Home Office says:

    We don’t work during the Olympics. Or ever.

  416. 416
    parade of losers says:

    Am at a loss is that tosser trying to sing or is he in pain.

  417. 417
    Anonymous says:

    It’s 23:12 and it’s still fucking on! :(

  418. 418
    B&P says:


  419. 419
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Freddie Mercury’s looking well considering, dear.

  420. 420
    Party of Dave says:

    Sing with the AIDS ridden goofy monkey!

  421. 421
    Vote UK not EUSSR( cometh the hour cometh the wimin ) says:

    The choir backing Muse are utterly sensational, truley this is the Womens games !

  422. 422
    parade of losers says:

    The politician’s have destroyed our future, now it looks as if they are attempting to destroy our past, what a bag of horse poop.

  423. 423
    its turning into Nuremberg says:

    Brian May is a cool dude

  424. 424
    Stupid says:

    Followed by the national anthem of Greece. Only the iOC can do this.

  425. 425
    Vote UK not EUSSR( cometh the hour cometh the wimin ) says:

    Jessie J , just has to tour with Queen.

  426. 426
    Anonymous says:

    How funny they are now playing clusterfucked Greece’s national anthem.

    The poor austerity ridden fuckers could only afford to send 10 olympians to london and they won the sum total of….1 medal this year.

    You can’t make this shit up!

  427. 427
    Ewa says:

    Ooooo !!!

    Is the Pope a kiddy-fiddler , honey ??

    Anytime , SC x .

    *flicks beany*

    E x .

  428. 428
    parade of losers says:

    Listened to some of this garbage in Shrewsbury, what depressing sound.

  429. 429
    BBC says:

    We find the Welsh male choir hideously white!

  430. 430
    John says:


  431. 431
    Anonymous says:

    The Welsh fuckers were the only ones who sang tonight who could actually fucking sing!

  432. 432
    Deja Vu says:

    Boris waves a flag.

  433. 433

    Spread ‘em darlin’ !!!

    Is cumin in!!!

    SC xx .

    *always have to use finesse when lovemaking with Ewa*

  434. 434
    English Tommy says:

    Well thank fuck that multicult cluster fuck of commie utopianism is over!

  435. 435
    Boris says:

    Shouldn’t that Brazilian be wearing a thong?

  436. 436
    growth now... says:

    next pm Boris’s hair looks more conservative. Hey, there is politics in the air and in the hair too!

  437. 437
    Lighten up says:

    Considering much of the last 5 thousand years have been inspired by “drug taking Homos” , I think its entirely appropriate.

  438. 438
    Handypara says:

    + more

  439. 439
    Te he says:

    It’s much worse than that:

  440. 440
    Lost in translation says:

    Hal I Tosis he say :
    যে কেউ কারি খাদ্যগ্রহণ একটি মিনি বাস অনুমোদন করা উচিত নয়.

  441. 441
    Deja Vu says:

    Well played.

  442. 442
    The Wrong Miliband says:

    I like a nice thing-thong.

  443. 443
    Have to admit says:

    Well that was actually quitw a good show.

  444. 444
    Cant wait says:

    Pele, FFS !

  445. 445
    Seb Coe says:

    Your Majesty, your Royal Highesses, Jacque Rogge…..suck my cock!

  446. 446
    Madness says:

    Can’t understand why the Greeks don’t reclaim their Olympic copyright, they would never have to work again.

  447. 447

    I am going to make sport compusory in schools , as us politicians have sold off most of the school playing fields they will have to use the local supermarket car parks

    Toodle Pip !

  448. 448
    Always brings tears to my eyes says:

    ….and four years from now, we will meet again…

  449. 449

    My question is what makes anyone who is pro-Boris believes that he would do anything different if he were PM. When he was in parliament he was a down the line thacherite conservative. He had better run in 2015, by 2020 he will be a has been. And anyways after Cameron won’t people be,sick of politicians who are all sizzle and no steak?

  450. 450
    Mike says:

    Quite agree Shrewsbury is most depressing.

  451. 451
    Independence from The UK means even greater slavery to The EUSSR says:


  452. 452
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch says:

    Is it Shrews or is it Shrows in Shrewsbury?

  453. 453
    growth now... says:

    it was.

  454. 454
    Slit Wrist says:

    So that’s it then. The Olympics are over and all we have got to look foreward to is a Rich & Mark toon in the morning.

  455. 455
    Ewa says:

    Oooo !!!

    They singin our song , SC ♥

    E x .

  456. 456
    parade of losers says:

    If your a northern tosser then Shrews.

  457. 457
    Undead says:

    I see Freddy Mercury made a come back.

  458. 458
    Roger de Montgomery says:

    It used to be pengwerns but these days it’s rats.

  459. 459
    Anonymous says:

    Not long now, the fireworks have started :)

  460. 460
    Can ya guess what it is yet? says:

    They really are shit, aren’t they? Just the incentive I need to not get out of bed in the morning.

  461. 461
    Vote UK not EUSSR says:

    Hats off to Gary Barlow, that must have been so hard but boy it was insperational !

  462. 462
    Oop Norf says:

    I’m a Northern Tosset and it’s always been Shrows in our ows

  463. 463
    growth now... says:

    estimated cost of Olympics at bid stage… £2bn
    actual cost of Olympics………………………….. £9bn
    great sporty party.
    but who is responsible for the £7bn overspend. hardly peanuts.

  464. 464
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    Born in a country other than the UK educated on the UK pound obtained UK passport through marriage if all else fails and living in another country but still being supported by money given to them by the UK courtesy of extraction from the UK taxpayer = yeh Brit? Not in my book.

  465. 465
    Old Cynic says:

    Never heard that George Michael song before but guess it must be about his fightback from pneumonia and have to say it’s the best performance I have ever seen him do.

  466. 466
    Brilliant says:

    Crikey I had thought it finished and took time out but the Who are now on. What happened?

  467. 467
    Its all over says:

    Boris doesn’t know it, but his career is beng extinguished with this flame. In future, every time he tries to remind people of the games he’s going to come across like a pub bore. There will be no political legacy in talking about the past.

  468. 468
    UAF (United Against Freedom) says:

    I feel a protest coming on.

  469. 469
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    Two of the policies Boris promotes:-

    * Amnesty and free British passport to all ilegals.

    * Completely uncontrolled immigration to this country.

  470. 470
    Vote UK not EUSSR( cant beat this ) says:

    See me, feel me, touch me, ….I get excitement at your feet !

  471. 471
    Vote UK not EUSSR( cant beat this ) says:

    Are you watching Simon Cowell, you havent a fucking clue mate have you !

  472. 472
    Turning in our Graves says:

    From the ADIS ridden pit! Go Freddy go go go!!!

  473. 473
    Well Said........... says:


  474. 474
    Ewaname says:

    OMFG !!!

    I as cynical as they comes but that woz fuckin BRILL !!!!

    Fairly stunned actually .

    E x .

  475. 475
    Dame Vera Lynn says:

    One for the all the boys…

  476. 476
    Vote UK not EUSSR( cant beat this ) says:

    Just curious but, what are you scared of ?

  477. 477
    Joe Public says:

    Hear hear!

  478. 478
    A Baba says:

    Sweep us off our feet.

  479. 479
    Vote UK not EUSSR( cant beat this ) says:

    …and the gold medal for Trollism goes to….

  480. 480
    Really? says:

    They got yer with da black magic Ewaname?

  481. 481
    Continued says:

    …and in to the dustbin of history.

  482. 482
    Sheep says:


  483. 483
    Mark Oaten says:

    Did you say excrement?

  484. 484
    Ian says:

    That’s you isn’t it?

  485. 485
    4 out of 11 for NI says:

    You should have been watching Rory McIlroy demolish the rest of the field in the USPGA

  486. 486
    Long Shanks says:

    very true, credits where its due.

  487. 487
    Will that suffice? says:

    Indeed Indeed.

  488. 488
    Stab in the dark says:


  489. 489
    Beeboid says:

    Are you suggesting we are biased?

  490. 490
    Anonymous says:

    Boris will be full of false Tory promises…..

  491. 491
    Political Legacy Now... says:

    Perhaps a global sporty party better than Blair’s wars.
    Bit of karma clearing message from Team GB to the world.

  492. 492
    Say what your thinking says:

    Goofy bitch.

  493. 493
    annette curton says:

    Must admit the closing ceremony was overall very good, fantastic lighting and choreography, only person not enjoying them self in the stadium was DC, clocked one shot of him (two seats along from Boris) looking really pissed off, I wonder why that would be?.

  494. 494
    Olympic Legacy Now... says:

    started by the Greeks then there was a 1000 year plus pause and then the French took over. The Olympics look like a team sport.

  495. 495
    But Really says:

    Because he’s normal?

  496. 496
    Olympic Legacy Now... says:

    with a message like…be yourself and have a sporty party…the games were inspirational ….for the world?
    shame about the £7bn overspend!

  497. 497
    Anonymous says:

    Presentation: GOLD
    Content: BRONZE

  498. 498

    “There will be no political legacy in talking about the past.”

    Oh i think there is , as this country has no future !

    Toodle Pip !

  499. 499
    Milibandwagon says:

    Exactly what I was going to say.

  500. 500
    A Tory says:

    Many times better than the opening ceremony and totally a-political. I enjoyed it.

  501. 501
    annette curton says:

    How can an heir to Blair be normal?.

  502. 502

    I hope they put name tags on the subjects so we know who the fuck they are

    My guess for tomorrow is Dave , Boris and Seb Coe

  503. 503
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It depends upon which history books you have read. Technically you’ve read ‘a history book’. I have cross read at least 100.

  504. 504
    annette curton says:

    One out of 80,000 is not generally classified as normal.

  505. 505
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If you read my orig comment and think while you read it – You will work out that I have known for years, many years.

  506. 506
    not a machine says:

    Since when has pop culture been apolitical ?

  507. 507
    AC1 says:

    Maltus will be right one day when all the things he ignored when he spouted his bullshit suddenly and without reason stop happening….

  508. 508
    annette curton says:

    Yeah, I’d go with that, at least we were spared Elton John, Mr Mcartney and Cliff Richard.

  509. 509
    AC1 says:

    2 sock puppet posts from the deluded one.

    We are truly blessed (unlike Tats mum).

  510. 510
    not a machine says:

    Just had an awful flash of what a Gordon Brown closing ceremony would be like .

    Parade of bullion trucks (hey waves them all through) they then carry on out of the stadium and onto the ferry at Folkstone never to be seen again “my gift to the world”

  511. 511
    Gordon Brown says:

    No-one votes out of gratitude

  512. 512
    not a machine says:


  513. 513
    annette curton says:

    With a lot of bagpipe music.

  514. 514
    Eric the Idle says:

    Always look on the bright side of life.

    I mean what have you got to lose?
    you know, you come from nothing
    you’re going back to nothing
    what have you lost? Nothing!

  515. 515
    D B says:

    Don’t think the spice girls would recognise politics from a banana.

  516. 516
    ECO NOMIST says:

    Well I suppose blowing twenty billion on some games is better than Mervin printing two hundred billion only to piss it all down the drain.

  517. 517

    Or Llan Fair P G as the Welsh call it !

  518. 518
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Yet another week goes by and crash test dummy Farage is still the only southern MEP not to have made his expenses public…oink, oink…

  519. 519
    Accenchewate the pozitiv says:

    You already have it – it is just below the box you type in, and marked “Preview”. If you don’t know the meaning of that word, have a peep in a dictionary.

  520. 520
    Accenchewate the pozitiv says:

    Not when you cheated at Wimbledon they didn’t.

  521. 521
    Accenchewate the pozitiv says:

    In Wales they do, but very Caerphilly.

  522. 522
  523. 523

    *gets out of bed, wipes his knob on the curtains, in a different place from before and slinks off into the night*

  524. 524 says:

    Instead of Boris, the Tories would be better off picking Eric Idle as leader. Picture the scene as Militwit gets up for his weekly (weakly) attempt at point-scoring at PMQs and Eric simply breaks into song.

  525. 525
    Piss-pot says:

    After 13 years of seeing this country turned into a third world mess, thanks to unchecked immigration and vast sums of money wasted on useless projects, I just can’t believe the people of this once great country would vote for the Labour party again.

    Having said that, seeing the knuckle-dragging idiots of today, educated under that Blair/Brown/Balls fiasco, I don’t hold out much hope.

    UKIP isn’t the answer – this country is now in the pits and I honestly don’t think anyone can save it now.

    To those who voted Labour, and keep on voting for that vile Party, thank you very fuckin much!

  526. 526
    smoggie says:

    Scared of being rumbled.

  527. 527
    Piss-pot says:

    God forbid, but if Milibandwagon ever does get into No. 10. expect his Union paymasters to move in with him.

    The old Mother Russia will be firmly established in this country again, as it was under all previous Leiber disasterous Governments, but this time, as the Unions has got Ed by the short & curlies, that will be the end of democracy.

    So, vote for Militw*t and see what you get. I still can’t believe the mentality of these Leiber f**ls.

  528. 528
    Ranter says:

    Back to the original question. Cameron is doomed and Boris is a buffoon. The UK really needs a leader in the Thatcher mould at this time, not a bunch of pipsqueaks.
    That’s my opinion and I’ve no solution other than to line the political elite up against a wall.

  529. 529
    Su Baru says:

    Just as no politician keeps their promises.

  530. 530
    Chi M Panzee says:

    Thanks for the Tip.

  531. 531
    Civil servant says:

    bagpipe music … now there’s an oxymoron if ever there was one.

  532. 532
    The other Miliband says:

    Which is why I rolled the two into one.

  533. 533
    Exactly so says:

    + 650

  534. 534
    Seb Coe says:

    Sigh Time to put the boots and the uniform away.

  535. 535
    AC1 says:

    Tat you are displaying a mong like approach – please get a life

  536. 536
    Jonathan Swift-Buttle says:

    Are you saying that you had to get up in the middle of the night to point the Perseids at the châtelaine in order to emend a bureaucratic bungle ? Or was it just nature calling ?

  537. 537
    jimmy white says:

    Racist slur from the smearmonger.

  538. 538
    Moussa Koussa's pet hamster says:

    We missed our chance to send them to Mars

  539. 539

    It was a long up and down knight.

    You will never know how much I have put in for this blog…

  540. 540

    William Hague ?

  541. 541

    God I’m Good , Check out the predictable cartoon !

    complete with references to names !

  542. 542
    Fred Scuttlebutt says:

    Armour gettin’ out of ‘ere before my culet faulds.

  543. 543
    Fred Scuttlebutt says:

    Another William Hague ? (Surely you’re not suggesting that William Hague ?)

  544. 544
    Expat Geordie says:

    Actually BW, as an economics graduate I don’t have to read a history book. I did do British Economic History as a first year option, which required me to read a few, but the problem was that it was an OPTION, not mandatory.

    Getting an A-Level in History (British and European, 18th and 19th Century) back in the 1980’s, before grade inflation had really kicked in, means that I have read quite a lot of history books, especially since history, any history, is an interest of mine. However you weren’t to know that.

    My point was, as an economics graduate looking from inside the box, I could see that it was all a load of bollocks when I was studying the subject. Unfortunately economics has a great term, ceteris paribus, which means that you are allowed to ignore reality when constructing a theory.

  545. 545
    Mike Newland says:

    I love to hear all the showbiz gossip. Who’s up who’s down.

  546. 546
    hughffish says:

    It must have been, rather as Boris described the last night of legal consumption of alcohol on the tube, ‘a kind of Irish wake’ for the Dead Tree Press.

  547. 547
    Susie says:


  548. 548
    Susie says:

    Boris signed the People’s Pledge demanding a referendum on the EU in Thurrock earlier this year.

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