August 9th, 2012

Video: The Obama That I Used To Know


  1. 1
    How come says:

    obama hasnt been affected by the Jonah curse?

  2. 2
    Odrama, never knowingly over-emoted says:

    Now see hear ma fullo Amuricans!

    Ah’m a gonna put up ma arm thisa way!

    and then thata way!

    That shows ya the stuff ah’m made of!!

  3. 3
    Magic Man says:

    Doesn’t work in kitchens

  4. 4
    fifer says:

    Omg! That is awful.

  5. 5
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That sounds exactly the same as your “Gordon Brown”, dear.

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  7. 7

    I lasted 46 seconds…

  8. 8
    annette curton says:

    “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for” ?,???,?,????!…?.

  9. 9
    Simon Bowel says:

    Look i’m going to honest with you…that was so shit,i’m going pay to have you killed.

  10. 10
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    …That’s 46 seconds longer than I did, dear.

  11. 11
    WTF???? says:

    Try again WHY???

  12. 12
    annette curton says:

    Take what you can get, the bell tolls for thee.

  13. 13
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I fully intend to lead the Conservative Party to victory at the next General election with a working majority.

    Badoom Tish !

  14. 14
    Don Keyballs says:

    Ref Olympic gold medals, they are twice the size of Beijing but contain only 6 per cent gold, which kinda summarises this fake waste of money charade, that the taxpayer is paying up to. 98 per cent for.

    6 pc gold means each medal is worth $500

    A bronze is $3.50c

    So cyclops has nothing to worry about from the Botham jibe.


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    Noggin the Nog says:

    56 for me. Utter shite.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    I said in 2008 that Obama was a mere windbag and I have been proved right.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Obama has prosecuted more wars, launched more drone attacks, and infringed the liberties of the American people to a greater degree than George W Bush.

    So, here’s a tricky question. Where are the protests against the warmonger Obama?

  19. 19

    I am not Donne yet.

  20. 20
    Mr McKay says:

    Just like Obama

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    There aren’t any protests because of fear of getting the “Assad” treatment in response.

  22. 22
    Mr McKay says:

    He is a Nobel Peace Prize winner you raving loon Raving Loon.

  23. 23
    Lou Scannon says:

    So is Al Gore, which proves that’s utterly meaningless.

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    retardEd Miliband (leader of the party that started a war that killed 100,000 civilians) says:

    I promith that under my leaderthip, Labour won’t thtart another war that killth 100 thouthouand thivilians.

    (tee hee! I had my fingerth crothed!)

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    Political Correctness gone mad says:

    He got the Peace Prize at the very start of his presidency. Before he’d had a chance to do anything. Anything at all.

    It might be a very different result if they appraised him today..

  26. 26
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just gave birth to a little black boy, I’ll call him Sambo.

  27. 27
    gramma says:

    Premature acclamation.
    Don’t they have pills for that?

  28. 28
    Donne up like a Kipper says:

    Obsessive control-freaks never win out. Witness one G. Brown.

  29. 29
    Interesting sounding documentary on tonight says:

    On bbc2 tonight, “Young, Bright and on the Right”, a documentary about two students at Oxford and Cambridge who were state educated and both plan to go on to a career in politics in the Conservative party.

  30. 30
    Right wingers - still racist, still nasty says:

    Aah, the true, ugly face of right wingers.

  31. 31
    Obama is king says:

    How very dare you!

  32. 32
    O B Wankenobi says:

    These are not the ones I’ve been waiting for.

  33. 33
    C Nelsewhere says:

    Were you ever bitten by a black mamba ?

  34. 34
    Spinal damages says:

    Well at least Obama has not started any bloodbaths in the ME. He got the Bin Liner in Pak-istan.

  35. 35
    illogical says:

    The querie remains whether they should be impeaching an American or a foreigner.

  36. 36
    Spinal damage says:

    Bright? Hmmm?

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Er, Brown is a left winger you spastic.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    He’s probably been too busy on the golf course.

  39. 39
    B o'Maha (Pres.) says:

    A touch of premature emasculation there, it’s true.

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    Moog says:


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    Moog says:

    Looks like F L O R E N C E N I G H T I N G A L E is verbotten then.

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    Mick says:

    Get ur knickers off.

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    Spinal damage says:

    Bush is so crass and inarticulate, he can make chimp look and sound like Socrates.

  44. 44

    I like trucking
    I like trucking
    I like trucking
    And I like to truck

  45. 45
    Zoe Williams is a CUNT says:

    O/T but…

    Zoe Williams is a C.unt

    Here she is again excusing, justifying, supporting the vile thugs in last years riots.

    I wonder if Zoe lives anywhere near a potential riot zone. Probably not eh?

    I wonder how this oozingly smug, self-satisfied, upper-middle oxbridge cow would welcome looting and rioting on her doorstep.

  46. 46
    Pajamarama bulge says:

    B81lly is not bad for a poof.

  47. 47
    AC1 says:

    because opposition was just a front for the left (which is why you never saw an SWPer etc interviewed by the hyperleft MSM).

  48. 48
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Romney’s is weird.

  49. 49
    AC1 says:

    Chicago has more murders than Baghdad.

  50. 50
    John from Hull says:

    I never could make head nor tail of her pie charts.

  51. 51
    Florence says:

    Magic !

  52. 52
    Russ says:

    Since when was a BBC yet to be released report the news? They are going to attack help the heroes tonight on newsnight saying injured soldier’s families are questioning the charity’s motives. The reality is that the BBC has questioned some famillies who have a grudge about what they think about the charity.

    The BBC should hang its head in shame from trying to make political capital out of injured soldiers and dissing a charity that supports them.

    It does remind me of a Robin Day QT from years ago when a young Harriet Harman said charities had no place in society and that the State should provide ALL.

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    Iain Dale says:

    I’d shag her. And I’m a poofter.

  54. 54
    Not really says:

    Or it could be that I’m not sad enough to have read every single post in every single thread today as you have.

  55. 55
    Juan Moore-Knight says:

    Brenda’s arm is going to be aching after this.

  56. 56
    Inga says:

    Perhaps it’s just me.

  57. 57
    Engineer says:

    With Pamela Stephenson thirty years ago, I’m not surprised. Not so sure about the hedgehog sandwich though; Mel Smith has never been the same since.

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    Flat peach for afters says:

    She has no idea. Most of the rioters were petty criminals, known as such and dealt with by the courts as such. Far from being , by any objective standards, ‘poor’, many drove to and from the scene of their crimes – often from miles away – and communicated with fellow looters using state of the art technology.

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    Flat peach for afters says:

    If people have a grudge against a charity which is supposed to be helping them, I think that is news. Don’t shoot the messenger.

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    W Nighy says:

    It wasn’t me either.

  61. 61
    A Nightingal says:

    Careful with that pea shooter.

  62. 62
    A Nightingale says:

    No, it’s definitely me.

  63. 63
    George G Ale (for it is he) says:

    Cheers !

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    Only in the Graun says:

    More blatent click-baiting once again from the Guardian.

    They are now farming outraged CiF readers for clicks.

    They are about as low as you can get these days in terms of ‘journalism’ and they have the fuckking gall to point and hoot at the Mail.

    The Mail is a fucking awful rag, but it doesn’t pretend to be an arbiter of the moral high ground like the fucking stinking hypocritical Guardian.

    The Guardian and it’s ‘journalists’ are truly beyond the pale. The sooner it liquidates the better for British Journalism.

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    Hair of the Dog says:

    So now the Jubilympics are just about done. How are we going cope with the massive hangover?

  66. 66

    To think I used to fancy her, Engineer!

    I was young and stupid then. Now I’m old and stupid…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Were they up your rectum at the same time?

  68. 68
    Boy Scout says:

    He never used to like Baden-Powell, either.

    Dib, dib, dob…..testing…..

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    Proper Gander says:

    The BBC ain’t no messenger it is an opinionator.

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    BBC says:

    ‘Help for Heroes’ is a nasty baby eating charity helping muslim killing racists, unlike ‘100 Black Men of London’ who are our true heroes and aren’t at all racist.

  71. 71
    Al K. Horlick says:

    Bottle of meths?

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    Lou Scannon says:

    A case of the whole being greater than the sum of the parts if ever there was one.

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    sick of everything, ever says:

    Don’t kid yourself. They’re all as shit as each other.

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    Si Durrr says:

    Try to eek that can of cider out for the whole evening.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    We can all get back to bashing bankers and the Eurozone bring the end of it on.

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    Flat peach for afters says:

    Just once in a while a poor journalist, may, even accidentally, stumble across something which is worth reporting on and worth people taking note of.

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    Al K. Horlick says:

    cider –> screen moment. Ooops. That’s fucked it.

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    Only in the Graun says:

    No. They are not.

    While there are no shining paragons to be found amoung the ranks of the British press, the Guardian deserves a special place in Newspaper Hell for its betrayal of its old values and the pious, revolting, trivial PC pap it prints today.

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    Fabians are Evil says:

    The Bastard is a Socialist – what did you expect?

    Has followed the ‘Mad bad Gordon Brown’ ( there is a song in there somewhere) model with over 40% of American households on benefits and or food stamps = lots of votes.

    Also the 800,000 illegals who have been granted amnesty will be sure to show their appreciation in the voting booth.

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    Ewaname says:

    If 13illy Botty is a bender , I’s a seventeen stone trucker from Leicester , darlin .

    E x .

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    Anonymous says:

    Who are you?

  82. 82
    Tory Britain SUCKS says:

    I kid you not. To buy a packet of fags in Tesco you have to queue up at customer services, produce ID, wait for the OK, then they will slde a door open, grab the packet of fags, slam the door shut, hide the fag packet in a Tesco carrier, demand a club card so that your purchase is recorded on the database, and say sorry this is pure bullshit but we have to do it.

    I no longer smoke but I felt sorry for the perfectly polite yoof in front of me who was subjected to this third degree interrogation

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    Pajamarama bulge says:

    Yeah !!

    But ur my seventeen stone trucker an I luvs yer!

    PB x

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    Jimmy says:

    No the BBC journalist had an opinion and exploited them what he interviewed

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    sick of everything, ever says:

    OK. I’ll take your word for it. I haven’t read a paper in ages. They were making me sick of everything.

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    Ewaname says:

    Awww !!!

    That a luvly thing to say , hun !!

    E x .

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    Only in the Graun says:

    Had not a drink at all day and though I might go to bed with a cup of cocoa.

    After reading Order Order however, the corkscrew has been forraged from the back of the kitchen drawer (amidst the crumpled Tesco £5-off vouchers) and a bottle of 2008 Medoc is about to be violated.

    It’s the only way I’ll get to sleep after this lot. Wife at Olympics with her pal so I can guzzle in peace.

    Plock! Glug glug glug ahhhhhhh!

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    Plimsole says:

    And HMRC wonder why people buy their chokes from the cigarette smuggling gangs

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    Both Left & Right Hands Belong To The Same Body says:

    They will still glass I R A N no matter who gets in next term.

    The only problems is putting the spin on it if Obama does it instead of letting the right wing/Repubs take the blame as usual.

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    Cheese and biscuits says:

    Sure, the BBC journalist decided what the charity would spend its money on too

  91. 91
    The Golem says:

    On the BBC? guaranteed to screw-up my blood pressure. No thanks.

  92. 92
    BBC says:

    It’s all Fatchers fault.

  93. 93
    Carolan Duffy says:

    There was a young lady from Ryde,
    Who ate some green apples and died;
    The apples fermented
    Inside the lamented
    Made cider inside her inside

  94. 94
    Bolt On says:

    No doubt Jamaican Abbott has had multi Orgasms by now.

  95. 95
    Al K. Horlick says:

    I’m reduced to rummaging through the bin and cutting my roll-up butts open. It takes a while but it’s quite good fun.

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    The BBC are Europhile Traitors says:

    If the BBC manages to reduce public support for Help the Heroes, then the BBC should lose its public support.

  97. 97
    Usain "Bernie the" Bolt says:

    Yeah. The wife’s just watched it. 1-2-3

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    Morris Martian says:


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    Who's sad? says:

    And you read every single post in every single thread do you?

  100. 100
    Usain "Bernie the" Bolt says:

    Nope. She loves her sport.

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    Only in the Graun says:


    I gave up smoking 15 years ago but would almost take it up again as a small act of defiance against the fascist (yes I said ‘fascist’ and I’m not Woolfie Smith and I’m not exagerating) state we now live in.

    The closed many of the pubs via the lever of the smoking ban and they will go further until the next generation will have no concept of a ‘local’. No centre to the community. They will just get pissed up at home on cheap (for now) booze from Tesco and ASDA. All ‘socialising’ will be done on FaceBook.

    What do you mean you don’t have a FaceBook account? Guards! Guards!

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    Al K. Horlick says:


  103. 103
    W S Gilbert says:

    He’s decomposing these days.

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    Where my heart is says:

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    Cheese and biscuits says:

    If the BBC manages to help a charity to refocus on prioritising the need it is supposed to be meeting, it will have done the beneficiaries a favour, even if for dubious motives

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    Only in the Graun says:

    Ah! Flying the flag for Britain, as usual Diane?

  107. 107
    Only in the Graun says:

    I bet she just loves some BBC.

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    Black is Black says:

    Is she a British MP?

  109. 109
    Usain "Bernie the" Bolt says:

    She does. However, now we have Freeview she prefers BDSM.

  110. 110
    AC1 says:

    Obama’s been to each of the 57 States

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  112. 112
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    I work for Blackwater innit ?

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    AC1 says:

    I look forward to the BBC investigation of uber dodgy “charity” mulsim a1d that seems to aid people in getting a new career in nitrogen chemistry from p4k1st4n.

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    I’m more Irish than Guido tonight. I have a very large glass of Bushmills, the bottle given to me by an officer of the Bank of Ireland in the late 1980s. You are not going to surprised when I tell you that this person was a she. A very pretty one at that. Blonde too.

    Fiona! Wherever you are now, cheers! And I wish I had … but I had to maintain decorum in business. Golden rule.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Put your head in between them and go Blubbery, Blubbery, Blubbery…

    Happy days.

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    AC1 says:

    With women it’s often the case that the hole is greater than the sum of the parts.

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    Pajamarama bulge says:

    *licks innie*

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    Ёwanme says:

    Oooo !!

    This look suitably pretty don’t it , 幵arry ???

    E x .

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    Racist Britain says:

    How come a Black woman can Tweet “Jamaica house explodes” with no fear from the law yet a white man can not joke Tweet about blowing up an entire airport when it is quite obvious that both were not being literal?

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    Anonymous, mate says:

    Ha ha. Welcome back, gal.

  121. 121

    You do know how to wind up a female impersonator, Mornington…

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    lord lord says:

    The BBC was not set up to help charities or political parties. It has lost its way.

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    Raving Loon says:

    That’s an odd name for a greasy spoon.

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    beast says:

    More like she didnt fancy you Mr Cat and just gave you a bottle to FO
    Happy Rammadan
    I am pointedly wearing a crucifix around my neck suspended from para cord

  125. 125
    May I call you prime minister? says:

    FFS E!!!!!!!!!!

    I found Figgley in my bed last night!

    Think that was bad? All his Corsair gearbox parts were all over the sheets…

    Can’t you control this situation?

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    beast says:


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    She must have hated me then, you naughty and evil beast.

    She gave me one (figuratively, wish I could say otherwise…) four years running, including after I had ceased to become a customer of her bank.

    I have a warm feeling for her still, not solely due to by imbibement.

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    Home early says:

    Hello darling!

  129. 129
    Ёwanme says:

    Figgley ??? *swoons*

    WOT A GUY !!! Ain’t seen him for yonks , tho , honey :- (

    We use to play *croquet* wiv Col. Kernel in Little Cockup , didn’t we ???

    Dave woz The Col’s Lawn Technician an I woz his stump polisher , I spose x .

    Great times . Funny crowd out that way . Dave’s gearbox woz always hangin out then , if I remembers right .

    Mind you , so woz evryone else’s :- P

    I wonder if The Old Banger is still alive – I used to get on well wiv Mrs. K .

    E x .

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    My dear Sir William.

    I sus that no one has responded here, so far, and since I am aware of the intellectual ability of the scrofa domesticus, I would suggest that they are superior to the hog you mentioned.

    Yours etc.

  131. 131
    WVM says:

    Lost its way?

    Its up the fucking wall, that’s what it is!

  132. 132

    Not long now…

    How was that Asti? I tried my very best. Is it a wrap, darling?

  133. 133
    Smoker who doesn't need TESCO - or anywhere else in this benighted landTry ... says:

    … buying a newspaper at the f*cking Co-oP ! (was asked to press a big blue button to certify over 18) – as a WW2 babe, and mindful of The Great Man, and his battle against needless officialdom, – REFUSED and never been in a Co-oP since.

    May have changed by now, – but somehow doubt it!

    Stupid f*ckers!

  134. 134

    Caught him without his shorts…

  135. 135
    May I call you prime minister? says:

    I’ve not experienced a clitoris quite this size before…

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Have we finished this bit or can we squeeeeeeze some more out of it?

  137. 137
    Saffron says:

    Maybe OT but when I watched the Beeboids coverage of the 200 metres final,what was that shite that they were showing about Charles Darwin and natural selection.
    The point they were promoting was that black genes are better than white genes.
    What an utter load of bollocks is this,this utter load of left crap needs consigning to the dustbin of history
    Maybe they are once again supporting their support of communist history which has failed big time.

  138. 138
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Nuh English,straight patois.

    Warren Weir gassed de ting.

    That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Tory Party.

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    Ёwanme says:

    Oh , well . I’s sees the modbot’s fucked again !!

    Na night x .

    E x .

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    BTW I hope it is type III!!!

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    Buckminsterfullerene says:

    Na night , hun ♥

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    May I suggest that some of you with so many hours a day to do nothing else – source and watch a film called ‘The man who sued God’ – the twist is of how all churches and religions are – just profiteering ventures themselves. Watch it and think about what you are watching – never mind that Billy C is the main actor. It’s one eye opening film.

    Another to think about while you watch is ‘Wag the dog’.

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    Gordo McBroon says:

    Sugar puffs, sugar puffs, my potty for some sugar puffs!


  144. 144
    not a machine says:

    Not a lot I can contribute on , so will be orf on a wee break and need to do some urgent chores and correspondence , hope closing ceromoney is a good un

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    Mad Frankie Maude says:

    Indeed,we shall be making Rasta/Patois dictionaries available in all schools.

    Brap ,brap ,brap, brap,brap

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Obama like Romney, Bush, Clinton – like Blair, Brown, Cameron, Major, Thatcher, Churchill, Schroder, Merkel, Berlusconni et all are just ‘the puppets’ of the Committe of 300 – the dirtiest of the dirty gang of elitist gangstas there ever was – and all of ‘em are suborned to the Bankstas.

    All the top political elected are puppets and have been for at least 87 years. You won’t get a leading newspaper ever stating that mind – ‘cos they’re part of the deception too. Conspiracy theory! – my Ass.

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    Only in the Graun says:

    Sláinte! Uncertain cat.

  148. 148
    Universal Hiss says:

    A much better you tube thingie

    & about as relevant to anything as yours.

  149. 149
    Only in the Graun says:

    The Co-op are big Labour Party donors.

    It makes sense that they try out these 1985-style tactics in their stores.

  150. 150
    Only in the Graun says:

    1984 ffs!

    Edit button please Guido.

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    beast says:

    Darkies learnt to run quickly so that Whitey didnt give them a proper job such as picking cotton or cutting sugar
    Usain Bolts trainer probably keeps a Giro and a white woman at the finishing post as an incentive*

    * I may be joking (+;

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    Gordon says:

    Why do Sugar Puffs smell of wee wees?

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  154. 154
    beast says:

    Nope real
    I bought it off an ex Lebanese Christian Millitia chappy who had two “Army & Navy” shops on kilburn high Rd
    UK issue stuff is green all the way through
    Its essential kit
    Many years ago the beast was issued with it and thought WTF?
    however you soon come to realise that its like duct tape and wd40

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    teechin profeshunal says:


  156. 156
    teechin profeshunal says:

    Did you see that pretty Muslim Maid running in the 200 metres? Pretty, but alas unable to run for toffee. Should be able to do better as she lives in America (so she said).

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    None so blind as them what cannot see what is in front of their eyeballs says:

    You have one – it’s named “Preview” and is located right next to the one marked “Submit”.

    Perhaps a visit to Specsaver might be in order? That way >>>>

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    Day O de Day ay ay Oh says:

    Indeed. The govt there make sure those lovely rich tourists are kept in Montego Bay – well away from gangland Kingston.

  159. 159
    Day O de Day ay ay Oh says:

    Down in de ol’ plantashun in dem der days, de massa got de biggest and de best togevva wiv de biggest and de best and de rezult woz 6’4′ hulks what new ow ter un and jump and stuff..

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    Modbot says:

    Time to put this one to bed. Boing.

  161. 161
    Melvyn Kermode says:

    I think that this meme is a great work of art and far superior to the original; combining as it does the angst of youthful expectations unfulfilled with a skilful use of paint, and all accompanied by a nice tune. It’s like Damien Hirst with music and a pretty girl in a bob and, for me, is a defining cultural moment in Art.

  162. 162
    Obamessiah says:

    I don’t care what they say about me in that song. They didn’t write that.

    I am supremely confident of winning the 2008 election with the aid of the media, my skin colour and of course my trusty teleprompter

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