Video: The Obama That I Used To Know
That irritating Gotye song as you’ve never heard it before…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
obama hasnt been affected by the Jonah curse?
Doesn’t work in kitchens
Or on the Beach
Not long now…
How was that Asti? I tried my very best. Is it a wrap, darling?
Now see hear ma fullo Amuricans!
Ah’m a gonna put up ma arm thisa way!
and then thata way!
That shows ya the stuff ah’m made of!!
That sounds exactly the same as your “Gordon Brown”, dear.
I lasted 46 seconds…
…That’s 46 seconds longer than I did, dear.
Take what you can get, the bell tolls for thee.
I am not Donne yet.
Obsessive control-freaks never win out. Witness one G. Brown.
Get ur knickers off.
56 for me. Utter shite.
Premature acclamation.
Don’t they have pills for that?
Omg! That is awful.
Just like Obama
How very dare you!
“We are the ones we’ve been waiting for” ?,???,?,????!…?.
These are not the ones I’ve been waiting for.
Look i’m going to honest with you…that was so shit,i’m going pay to have you killed.
Try again WHY???
I fully intend to lead the Conservative Party to victory at the next General election with a working majority.
Badoom Tish !
I promith that under my leaderthip, Labour won’t thtart another war that killth 100 thouthouand thivilians.
(tee hee! I had my fingerth crothed!)
Were they up your rectum at the same time?
Ref Olympic gold medals, they are twice the size of Beijing but contain only 6 per cent gold, which kinda summarises this fake waste of money charade, that the taxpayer is paying up to. 98 per cent for.
6 pc gold means each medal is worth $500
A bronze is $3.50c
So cyclops has nothing to worry about from the Botham jibe.
HuntS
Not staged right? > http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/thats-looks-so-normal.html
I said in 2008 that Obama was a mere windbag and I have been proved right.
My dear Sir William.
I sus that no one has responded here, so far, and since I am aware of the intellectual ability of the scrofa domesticus, I would suggest that they are superior to the hog you mentioned.
Yours etc.
…
Obama has prosecuted more wars, launched more drone attacks, and infringed the liberties of the American people to a greater degree than George W Bush.
So, here’s a tricky question. Where are the protests against the warmonger Obama?
There aren’t any protests because of fear of getting the “Assad” treatment in response.
He is a Nobel Peace Prize winner you raving loon Raving Loon.
So is Al Gore, which proves that’s utterly meaningless.
He got the Peace Prize at the very start of his presidency. Before he’d had a chance to do anything. Anything at all.
It might be a very different result if they appraised him today..
Bush is so crass and inarticulate, he can make chimp look and sound like Socrates.
Obama’s been to each of the 57 States
http://www.internetslang.com/TOTUS-meaning-definition.asp
The querie remains whether they should be impeaching an American or a foreigner.
http://notasheepmaybeagoat.blogspot.pt/2012/04/barack-obama-birth-certificate-queries.html
because opposition was just a front for the left (which is why you never saw an SWPer etc interviewed by the hyperleft MSM).
Obama like Romney, Bush, Clinton – like Blair, Brown, Cameron, Major, Thatcher, Churchill, Schroder, Merkel, Berlusconni et all are just ‘the puppets’ of the Committe of 300 – the dirtiest of the dirty gang of elitist gangstas there ever was – and all of ‘em are suborned to the Bankstas.
All the top political elected are puppets and have been for at least 87 years. You won’t get a leading newspaper ever stating that mind – ‘cos they’re part of the deception too. Conspiracy theory! – my Ass.
I just gave birth to a little black boy, I’ll call him Sambo.
Aah, the true, ugly face of right wingers.
Er, Brown is a left winger you spastic.
On bbc2 tonight, “Young, Bright and on the Right”, a documentary about two students at Oxford and Cambridge who were state educated and both plan to go on to a career in politics in the Conservative party.
Were you ever bitten by a black mamba ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision
And you read every single post in every single thread do you?
Bright? Hmmm?
On the BBC? guaranteed to screw-up my blood pressure. No thanks.
Well at least Obama has not started any bloodbaths in the ME. He got the Bin Liner in Pak-istan.
He’s probably been too busy on the golf course.
A touch of premature emasculation there, it’s true.
Chicago has more murders than Baghdad.
Testing.
Looks like F L O R E N C E N I G H T I N G A L E is verbotten then.
I never could make head nor tail of her pie charts.
Magic !
Brenda’s arm is going to be aching after this.
Perhaps it’s just me.
It wasn’t me either.
Careful with that pea shooter.
No, it’s definitely me.
Cheers !
He never used to like Baden-Powell, either.
Dib, dib, dob…..testing…..
Who are you?
He’s decomposing these days.
Sugar puffs, sugar puffs, my potty for some sugar puffs!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..
Roundabout?
Time to put this one to bed. Boing.
I like trucking
I like trucking
I like trucking
And I like to truck
With Pamela Stephenson thirty years ago, I’m not surprised. Not so sure about the hedgehog sandwich though; Mel Smith has never been the same since.
To think I used to fancy her, Engineer!
I was young and stupid then. Now I’m old and stupid…
Put your head in between them and go Blubbery, Blubbery, Blubbery…
Happy days.
You do know how to wind up a female impersonator, Mornington…
May I suggest that some of you with so many hours a day to do nothing else – source and watch a film called ‘The man who sued God’ – the twist is of how all churches and religions are – just profiteering ventures themselves. Watch it and think about what you are watching – never mind that Billy C is the main actor. It’s one eye opening film.
Another to think about while you watch is ‘Wag the dog’.
A case of the whole being greater than the sum of the parts if ever there was one.
With women it’s often the case that the hole is greater than the sum of the parts.
O/T but…
Zoe Williams is a C.unt
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/aug/08/people-prefer-better-bargaining-tool-havoc
Here she is again excusing, justifying, supporting the vile thugs in last years riots.
I wonder if Zoe lives anywhere near a potential riot zone. Probably not eh?
I wonder how this oozingly smug, self-satisfied, upper-middle oxbridge cow would welcome looting and rioting on her doorstep.
I’d shag her. And I’m a poofter.
She has no idea. Most of the rioters were petty criminals, known as such and dealt with by the courts as such. Far from being , by any objective standards, ‘poor’, many drove to and from the scene of their crimes – often from miles away – and communicated with fellow looters using state of the art technology.
More blatent click-baiting once again from the Guardian.
They are now farming outraged CiF readers for clicks.
They are about as low as you can get these days in terms of ‘journalism’ and they have the fuckking gall to point and hoot at the Mail.
The Mail is a fucking awful rag, but it doesn’t pretend to be an arbiter of the moral high ground like the fucking stinking hypocritical Guardian.
The Guardian and it’s ‘journalists’ are truly beyond the pale. The sooner it liquidates the better for British Journalism.
Don’t kid yourself. They’re all as shit as each other.
No. They are not.
While there are no shining paragons to be found amoung the ranks of the British press, the Guardian deserves a special place in Newspaper Hell for its betrayal of its old values and the pious, revolting, trivial PC pap it prints today.
OK. I’ll take your word for it. I haven’t read a paper in ages. They were making me sick of everything.
B81lly is not bad for a poof.
If 13illy Botty is a bender , I’s a seventeen stone trucker from Leicester , darlin .
E x .
Yeah !!
But ur my seventeen stone trucker an I luvs yer!
PB x
Awww !!!
That a luvly thing to say , hun !!
E x .
*licks innie*
Romney’s is weird.
Since when was a BBC yet to be released report the news? They are going to attack help the heroes tonight on newsnight saying injured soldier’s families are questioning the charity’s motives. The reality is that the BBC has questioned some famillies who have a grudge about what they think about the charity.
The BBC should hang its head in shame from trying to make political capital out of injured soldiers and dissing a charity that supports them.
It does remind me of a Robin Day QT from years ago when a young Harriet Harman said charities had no place in society and that the State should provide ALL.
If people have a grudge against a charity which is supposed to be helping them, I think that is news. Don’t shoot the messenger.
The BBC ain’t no messenger it is an opinionator.
Just once in a while a poor journalist, may, even accidentally, stumble across something which is worth reporting on and worth people taking note of.
No the BBC journalist had an opinion and exploited them what he interviewed
Sure, the BBC journalist decided what the charity would spend its money on too
It’s all Fatchers fault.
‘Help for Heroes’ is a nasty baby eating charity helping muslim killing racists, unlike ’100 Black Men of London’ http://www.100bmol.org.uk who are our true heroes and aren’t at all racist.
If the BBC manages to reduce public support for Help the Heroes, then the BBC should lose its public support.
If the BBC manages to help a charity to refocus on prioritising the need it is supposed to be meeting, it will have done the beneficiaries a favour, even if for dubious motives
The BBC was not set up to help charities or political parties. It has lost its way.
Lost its way?
Its up the fucking wall, that’s what it is!
I look forward to the BBC investigation of uber dodgy “charity” mulsim a1d that seems to aid people in getting a new career in nitrogen chemistry from p4k1st4n.
Did you see that pretty Muslim Maid running in the 200 metres? Pretty, but alas unable to run for toffee. Should be able to do better as she lives in America (so she said).
Or it could be that I’m not sad enough to have read every single post in every single thread today as you have.
So now the Jubilympics are just about done. How are we going cope with the massive hangover?
Bottle of meths?
Try to eek that can of cider out for the whole evening.
cider –> screen moment. Ooops. That’s fucked it.
There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died;
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented
Made cider inside her inside
*burrp*
I kid you not. To buy a packet of fags in Tesco you have to queue up at customer services, produce ID, wait for the OK, then they will slde a door open, grab the packet of fags, slam the door shut, hide the fag packet in a Tesco carrier, demand a club card so that your purchase is recorded on the database, and say sorry this is pure bullshit but we have to do it.
I no longer smoke but I felt sorry for the perfectly polite yoof in front of me who was subjected to this third degree interrogation
And HMRC wonder why people buy their chokes from the cigarette smuggling gangs
I’m reduced to rummaging through the bin and cutting my roll-up butts open. It takes a while but it’s quite good fun.
Agree.
I gave up smoking 15 years ago but would almost take it up again as a small act of defiance against the fascist (yes I said ‘fascist’ and I’m not Woolfie Smith and I’m not exagerating) state we now live in.
The closed many of the pubs via the lever of the smoking ban and they will go further until the next generation will have no concept of a ‘local’. No centre to the community. They will just get pissed up at home on cheap (for now) booze from Tesco and ASDA. All ‘socialising’ will be done on FaceBook.
What do you mean you don’t have a FaceBook account? Guards! Guards!
… buying a newspaper at the f*cking Co-oP ! (was asked to press a big blue button to certify over 18) – as a WW2 babe, and mindful of The Great Man, and his battle against needless officialdom, – REFUSED and never been in a Co-oP since.
May have changed by now, – but somehow doubt it!
Stupid f*ckers!
The Co-op are big Labour Party donors.
It makes sense that they try out these 1985-style tactics in their stores.
1984 ffs!
Edit button please Guido.
You have one – it’s named “Preview” and is located right next to the one marked “Submit”.
Perhaps a visit to Specsaver might be in order? That way >>>>
We can all get back to bashing bankers and the Eurozone bring the end of it on.
Had not a drink at all day and though I might go to bed with a cup of cocoa.
After reading Order Order however, the corkscrew has been forraged from the back of the kitchen drawer (amidst the crumpled Tesco £5-off vouchers) and a bottle of 2008 Medoc is about to be violated.
It’s the only way I’ll get to sleep after this lot. Wife at Olympics with her pal so I can guzzle in peace.
Plock! Glug glug glug ahhhhhhh!
Hello darling!
Caught him without his shorts…
The Bastard is a Socialist – what did you expect?
Has followed the ‘Mad bad Gordon Brown’ ( there is a song in there somewhere) model with over 40% of American households on benefits and or food stamps = lots of votes.
Also the 800,000 illegals who have been granted amnesty will be sure to show their appreciation in the voting booth.
They will still glass I R A N no matter who gets in next term.
The only problems is putting the spin on it if Obama does it instead of letting the right wing/Repubs take the blame as usual.
No doubt Jamaican Abbott has had multi Orgasms by now.
Yeah. The wife’s just watched it. 1-2-3
Jamaica?
Nope. She loves her sport.
I bet she just loves some BBC.
She does. However, now we have Freeview she prefers BDSM.
Ah! Flying the flag for Britain, as usual Diane?
Is she a British MP?
I work for Blackwater innit ?
That’s an odd name for a greasy spoon.
How come a Black woman can Tweet “Jamaica house explodes” with no fear from the law yet a white man can not joke Tweet about blowing up an entire airport when it is quite obvious that both were not being literal?
ASK ANY OTHER CARIB
jAMAICA HOUSE OR THE COUNTRY ITSELF DETONATING WOULD BE CONSIDERED A RESULT
Indeed. The govt there make sure those lovely rich tourists are kept in Montego Bay – well away from gangland Kingston.
I’m more Irish than Guido tonight. I have a very large glass of Bushmills, the bottle given to me by an officer of the Bank of Ireland in the late 1980s. You are not going to surprised when I tell you that this person was a she. A very pretty one at that. Blonde too.
Fiona! Wherever you are now, cheers! And I wish I had … but I had to maintain decorum in business. Golden rule.
More like she didnt fancy you Mr Cat and just gave you a bottle to FO
Happy Rammadan
I am pointedly wearing a crucifix around my neck suspended from para cord
She must have hated me then, you naughty and evil beast.
She gave me one (figuratively, wish I could say otherwise…) four years running, including after I had ceased to become a customer of her bank.
I have a warm feeling for her still, not solely due to by imbibement.
BTW I hope it is type III!!!
Nope real
I bought it off an ex Lebanese Christian Millitia chappy who had two “Army & Navy” shops on kilburn high Rd
UK issue stuff is green all the way through
Its essential kit
Many years ago the beast was issued with it and thought WTF?
however you soon come to realise that its like duct tape and wd40
Sláinte! Uncertain cat.
Oooo !!
This look suitably pretty don’t it , 幵arry ???
E x .
Ha ha. Welcome back, gal.
FFS E!!!!!!!!!!
I found Figgley in my bed last night!
Think that was bad? All his Corsair gearbox parts were all over the sheets…
Can’t you control this situation?
Figgley ??? *swoons*
WOT A GUY !!! Ain’t seen him for yonks , tho , honey :- (
We use to play *croquet* wiv Col. Kernel in Little Cockup , didn’t we ???
Dave woz The Col’s Lawn Technician an I woz his stump polisher , I spose x .
Great times . Funny crowd out that way . Dave’s gearbox woz always hangin out then , if I remembers right .
Mind you , so woz evryone else’s :- P
I wonder if The Old Banger is still alive – I used to get on well wiv Mrs. K .
E x .
I’ve not experienced a clitoris quite this size before…
Oh , well . I’s sees the modbot’s fucked again !!
Na night x .
E x .
Na night , hun ♥
Have we finished this bit or can we squeeeeeeze some more out of it?
Maybe OT but when I watched the Beeboids coverage of the 200 metres final,what was that shite that they were showing about Charles Darwin and natural selection.
The point they were promoting was that black genes are better than white genes.
What an utter load of bollocks is this,this utter load of left crap needs consigning to the dustbin of history
Maybe they are once again supporting their support of communist history which has failed big time.
Darkies learnt to run quickly so that Whitey didnt give them a proper job such as picking cotton or cutting sugar
Usain Bolts trainer probably keeps a Giro and a white woman at the finishing post as an incentive*
* I may be joking (+;
Down in de ol’ plantashun in dem der days, de massa got de biggest and de best togevva wiv de biggest and de best and de rezult woz 6’4′ hulks what new ow ter un and jump and stuff..
Nuh English,straight patois.
Warren Weir gassed de ting.
That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Tory Party.
Not a lot I can contribute on , so will be orf on a wee break and need to do some urgent chores and correspondence , hope closing ceromoney is a good un
Indeed,we shall be making Rasta/Patois dictionaries available in all schools.
Brap ,brap ,brap, brap,brap
A much better you tube thingie
& about as relevant to anything as yours.
Why do Sugar Puffs smell of wee wees?
I think that this meme is a great work of art and far superior to the original; combining as it does the angst of youthful expectations unfulfilled with a skilful use of paint, and all accompanied by a nice tune. It’s like Damien Hirst with music and a pretty girl in a bob and, for me, is a defining cultural moment in Art.
I don’t care what they say about me in that song. They didn’t write that.
I am supremely confident of winning the 2008 election with the aid of the media, my skin colour and of course my trusty teleprompter