August 9th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. This week Guido won a satisfying victory in the Wandsworth Tory fraud scandal, while Louise Mensch quit for pastures new and Nick Clegg was left humiliated. Not to mention Piers Morgan being revealed as the greatest twitter troll of them all…

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    I never miss it!

  2. 2

    Don’t forget, it’s the abroad stamp for International letters…

  3. 3
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Just to put the record straight,we in the Nasty Party are all deficit deceivers and 100% in front of Guido.

  4. 4

    The nasty party?

    All the parties are nasty parties.

  5. 5
    Hummer says:

    Greens “the National Lottery is no substitute for the accountable system of wealth distribution that would be required to bring about a just society”

    I am all for wealth distribution. It is not a just society where I work 60 hours a week, pay a grand a week tax and lazy fuckers sit swilling beer at the nearby pub whilst I am working my fry out.

  6. 6
    retardEd Miliband's Labour Party says:

    Yes, but we started a war – quite probably an illegal war – after lying our heads off, and 100,000+ civilians died as a result.

    That makes us the Supernasty Party.

  7. 7

    The Green Party send an 80 year old pensioner to prison, at an overall cost of £5,000.00, for non-payment of £3,000 Council tax bill, incurred by her deceased husband over a decade ago.

    The Green Party is the party of hope and radical change Green Manifesto

    Yeah! Stick it!

    h/t Kebab Time

  8. 8
    BarryW says:

    What somebody does as an emplyee of Wandsworth Conservative Association
    should have no bearing on his duties as an elected Councillor.
    Anyway not until any collar is felt by the local plod.

  9. 9
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    I hope you highlight the shame of Britain.

    Just look at Standard Chartered’s accounts for the last ten years and tot up just how much British tax payers have siphoned off in Corporation Tax from illegally gained laundered profits.

    Now that the brown stuff has hit the fan all the Brits want to do is talk about the Olympics and sing Rule Britania out of tune.

  10. 10
    Golly says:

    In view of the allegations raised against Standard Chartered by the Yanks I would have thought their continued trading in London would have been suspended by the UK Authorities by now against legal undertakings obtained from America to indemnify us if the allegations should remain unsubstantiated.

  11. 11
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    So if growth in the UK has been NIL for the last two years and unemployment is very slightly down this only proves that we are less competitive than before.

    With the NIL projection likely to continue for at least two years what is the point in any sane person investing here unless he or she obtains a fistful of subsidies?

    If Cameron Clegg and King were football managers they would all have been sacked by now.

  12. 12
    Bluebottle says:

    They are a nasty pasty party.

  13. 13
    Bluebottle says:

    Bring back Kate Bush.

  14. 14
    National Socialist says:

    ßilly we wouldn’t miss you.

  15. 15
    Boris says:

    Did someone mention bush?

  16. 16
    National Socialist says:

    “The UK’s trade gap widened sharply in June, to its worst level since comparable records began in 1997.”

    So a huge cheque written mainly to the Chinese.

  17. 17
    Bonjour MATElotS says:

    Especially French ones.

  18. 18
    Jen E Jones says:

    Those daisies don’t water themselves, you know.

  19. 19
    Boris Johnson says:

    That’s probably the only true thing Red Ed has ever said.


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