Bad Omen for Tom Daley Tomorrow
The Curse of Cameron meme didn’t last very long, especially given Team GB had their most successful track and field day with the PM cheering them on in the stadium last weekend. What it did prove is quite how much Guido’s Jonah Brown campaign clearly got under people’s skin. The problem was that one was actually a real curse. So on that note, Guido is sad to say it’s not looking good for young diver Tom Daley, who having missed out on a medal already is taking part in the individual 10m diving tomorrow. This is what Sarah Brown just tweeted:
Will he be able to smash the curse of Jonah Brown?
So Gordon does know where LOndon is then?
That’s probably what he is asking Tom.
Err. What did she just tweet?
Sarah Brown @SarahBrownUK
Thrilled to have the opportunity to wish @TomDaley1994 well for tomorrow #LondonOlympics2012 pic.twitter.com/e193IjmL
And Guido Pats these interns!!
And even pays others.
London, just north of Obama Beach.
talking of dodgy wasteful politicians!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/greek-parliament-speaker-hires-his-daughter-during-his-only-day-job
Jonah is telling him to blame it on bigots on twitter if it all goes pete tong.
What should he do if it all goes Pete Waterfield?
Commiserations Tom, still you’re young enough to outlive Jonah Broon.
No politician can put a curse on me.
I’m going for gold and the world record tonight.
Good luck! Nurse has let me out for the day and I shall be cheering you on!
Well done Usain!
http://deadspin.com/5857439/what-do-usain-bolt-and-juan-manuel-marquez-have-in-common-they-train-with-the-same-admitted-steroids-dealer
Adam Bolton’s question of the day.
” Do you think we will ever have uni-sex boxing?”
” No”
” Why is that? “
“If you win gold, can I help you sell it?”
Ffs. The lads likely to drown.
Cant you be arrested for saying that?
The only way he will win gold is if he cycles off the diving board carrying his dead dads ashes and Sir Chris Hoy is pedalling
Cant resist it
“Sarah Brown wins gold for muff diving”
apologies
And the next diver is Sarah Brown, who will perform a 2 1/2 Canterbury with legs akimbo, difficulty 3.6…
Nooooooooooooo!
Thee legs akimbo?.
Gordon? In London? Oh do fuck off! Photosho[p obviously!
OK, how about a new headline:
“Tom Daley takes suprise break to visit Kirkaldy”
Gordon McMental wins gold for skiving
Gordon takes the lead in church maintenance.
The romanians win the most lead roofing and bronze war memorials during the 2012 olympics
“Team GB loses out on Gold”
McMental really is the gift that keeps on taking
“John Bercow wins gold for riding his bike (wife)”
Did Bercow have springs on his feet?
Do you like snails or oysters Tom?I like both snails and oysters.
Tom, can you tell me, “Do bogies float?”
On two occassions Beast has buried his face in a muff and neearly puked
According to a lady Dr I mentioned this to its a yeast infection, needless to say that was the end of two relationships
I have never met a minge that tasted of sea water as to snails?
Having never sucked a cock I cannot posssibly comment
Team GB you will have to enlighten us all
‘do you like gladiator movies’
‘have you ever been in a turkish prison’
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bad_c6b0b2_3050475.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3050919/Bad/&usg=__aHZwtOaRiD7MwCtZoMPDn-lHhgQ=&h=272&w=300&sz=17&hl=en&start=24&zoom=1&tbnid=FIBKnJ0AeSy7MM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=116&ei=ZbIjUO3UCeSA0AWiiIHYCA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbad%2Bdive%26start%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4ADBF_en-GBGB293GB294%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
http://tinyurl.com/8hva627
Gold medal for longest URL of the week.
Who was that?
Just some bigoted diver.
I’m bricking it.
Hello little fellow, would you like nuts, syrup and a bumble gum ball in the bottom
Do you have a dog that likes to rub your leg?
I am Batman.
I fired you once. Don’t go thinking you can worm your way back into my entourage.
Oh, you sly Fawkes! That photo isn’t about Gordon being a hoodoo that has effectively scuppered any chance for the young laddie– the subtext which you are hoping we will all understand is “Why can Gordon Brown be arsed to show up in London for something like the Olympics, where he might (stress: “MIGHT”) be able to line up other lucrative opportunities by sucking up to corporate-types, but whilst Parliament is in session, he’s nowhere to be found anywhere near the town?” I sussed THAT one in about two seconds.
Broon’s protoype, Jonah, was thrown overboard and swallowed by a whale from which he later emerged. Perhaps Broon could be persuaded to visit the reptile house at London Zoo while he’s in town and a more conclusive end to the career of our resident Jonah be brough about near the crocodile pool.
I thought that Brown had gone into permament seclusion until like Cincinnatus he is called forth to lead the nation once again by the public demand ??
Oops Guido. Out of touch again. Cameron watches open water swimming. Team GB come out of the top three.
Fucking Tom Daly. Spoilt little brat.
He’s whining on about ‘how silver is the gold now’ because of the Chinese dominance. What a pathetic attitude. Do the Chinese dive off a different board, into different water?
You go in to the competition to WIN, you gay icon fuck. It’s the least you can do to compensate the public for having to see your strangely robotic mug every time they walk past a book shop or half the sodding time they turn on the TV.
Tom Daly’s story, yawn. AKA How to train a bit in between ‘building your media profile’ and piss away a chance of a medal.
But of course, the pooves love him so it’s all about Tom at the BBC.
Don’t be so mean to my cute twinky speedo boy!!!
Cameron keeps his distance to avoid further curse blowback
http://thisismyengland.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/look-closely-at-coffee-pot.html