Given his track record for backing losers it’s probably a good thing that Labour Eddie Izzard has only half-heartedly backed Team GB:
Very well done to @teamGB but I've also noted that the European Union has won 68 gold medals so far – beating China l2012.cm/OzE860—
Eddie Izzard (@eddieizzard) August 08, 2012
Has he seen the Commonwealth count?
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
UK and her ex-colonies are well into three figures I think!
First! Gold to me!
…And we’ve also noticed that you are a complete c*nt. Kindly f*ck off…
beaten by the photo …
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:blair and izzard…..useless in the world of politics.
Blair I’ve heard of. Isn’t he the guy who started several wars. But Izzard?
Gizzard, he’s from a bad crop!
we are at war with him because he is a warmonger. he will switch. firstly brown was against him and now the whole country. …you have to laugh.
tranny
Izzard just played war games :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_the_Queen%27s_Men
Why qualify with the “world of politics” phrase?
wait and see.
blair….competent when making money….his creativity is no crime. …..and once he has fasted for a while….for he is too bloated with himself at present…..he is without integrity……he will accept responsibility…will have remorse and move on…..to something useful. His destiny is patient and awaits him…….but he is impatient. He does not understand the meaning of time.
erm…Confucius say you a pirrock.
But this might be a breath of the proverbial……..? http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100175615/corby-should-i-stand/ The comments say that he should go for it!
Oh, Lizard, you’re just sore ‘coz they wouldn’t let you compete in drag!
Do they have drag racing ?
He was even less happy to discover there was no shirt lifting event.
Pity he doesn’t f-ck off to france to team up with short arsed Hollande.
he is unfully anyway.
Anyway, Yorkshire are doing well!
http://www.channel4.com/news/yorkshire-continues-rise-in-olympic-medal-tables
Dozy twunt.
Izzard is toxic to every political campaign his varnished nails touch. Best way to secure election victory is to ensure he’s batting for the other side.
I am fairly sure that he bats for the other side on a long term basis.
Actually no. Izzard is straight despite his fondeness for transvestism. He says the majority of transvestites are actually straight.
His still an unfunny, lefty dickhead though.
i thought he already was…… alice
Wow. I guess he was right all along that we should join the Euro then!
I’ve never considered comedians dressed in women’s clothes as oracles of wisdom. Maybe I’m just old fashioned.
Very well done to @EU but I’ve also noted that the World has won 68 gold medals so far – beating Mars
that was so funny my 1 week old daughter shat herself when I read it
Maybe someone should remind Izzard that there is no such country recognised by the IOC
Stories based on other people’s twitters.
Its got that bad has it?
I notice Izzard does not say how the eurozone countries are doing…
I don’t think you want to do that.
Boring, whens the 50kg snatch?.
Diane Abbott?
Glad he’s OK!
Hell of a feckin’ prolapsed womb (or bollocks!)!
And the USSR would be on over 80 medals by that count.
how about the UN?
Does the Guardian know what the capital of the EU is?
Minus-a-Few-Trillion.
Don’t give the c’unt the oxygen. He has stolen enough of it already.
It’s a fact,925 of China’s gold medallists have sung their national anthem.
Only 61% of Team GB’s gold medalllists have sung the national amthem.
BOOM TISH, BOOM TISH !!!!!
And if you add all of them up altogether, we’re beating the pants off Mars, Jupiter etc.
The Milky Way’s comrade athletes have wiped the floor with The Andromeda Galaxy’s capitalist lackeys.
Thus proving socialism == good
Can someone please explain to me why he is STILL considered funny….his last new bit of ‘comedy’ was 15 years ago and even that was a rip off of a Tommy Cooper joke….
If Guido had remembered that idiots should be starved of oxygen, we would be unlikely to know what he had said. The same goes for Morrisey, who should be killed, simply because his politics are shite, just like his music.
Strange. I must have missed the army of supporters waving little royal blue flags featuring a circle of stars. It’s not like the BBC to miss them out.
Or perhaps these people only exist in the fevered imagination of a ghastly dragartist.
It is also worth remembering that if the EU competed then they would only be allowed one football team, one cyclist in each event, one rowing team, one relay team etc etc. Would make for a much lower total.
Disingenuous and stupid. Typical Socialist.
Exactly – the comparison is false – we should compare the uk with France or Germany or Italy ….
Quite right…. the thick twat obviously hasn’t realised that you’re not allowed to enter 27 teams under the same name and then add all their medals up.
Eddie for labour PM!
Saint Izzard does have a point
Same as the USA always used to win the table, with the USSR 2nd.
The Old USSR countries currently have 25+ golds
No he doesn’t have a fucking point.
Why not unite the entire world under one flag using this logic?One world government seems to be the inexorable conclusion it seems.
I am just loving Guidos slow creep towards the UKIP fruit cakes….LOL
Surely in your case it should be the RoIIP ( think about it )
Be a man Guido, cancel your Conservative party membership, take Holely Moley H ( Tory Bear ) along with you.
You are politically gut less, harping about the EU from the comfort of your Euro homeland. All in a tizzy.
Or are you going to do a Dave – continue with this double facing nonsense that has been his undoing.
The electorate are a fickle lot, But Nutty Farage…PLEASE
Hello Munty Kutny, out of your pram and into your romper suit with your spoon and pusher,all by your little self. Nanny will be pleased.Not!!!
Mong.
Was it Izzard who spelt the word commonwealth count? Has nobody told the a’hole there is no ‘o’ in it.
“Has he seen the Commonwealth count?”
I make it 38 golds. I’m sure there was a point there.
what about a breakdown by religion or culture?
No woman wearing a Burka has ever won a swimming event. Just saying.
Here Lizard, I will giver you copper medal for your lousy films with the pathetic attempts to sound American and zilch for being funny.
That Hunt’s about as clever as he is funny
…. but if competing as EU they (note ‘they’) wouln’t be allowed 26 entries (or more) per event.
Izzard – what a caaaaaaaaaaaaannnnntT !. And a humourless nerk to boot
Izzard is treading the well worn, and seemingly inexorable path of decline into celebrity eccentricity, as he becomes more and more detached from the lives and thoughts of ordinary people. See Morrissey, Madonna, Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn for particularly gruesome examples.
And Wogan. His column in the DT is nuts.
Don’t they all seem to fall farther left. I know that many actors and singers are of the dark side, but really. Why do they always seem to be the worst, most idiotic offenders? They seem to have this idea that they are deep of thought, but everything they pronounce is coloured black by their weird beliefs. An African child is more worthy of adoption than a crack baby from their own country, Argentina deserves FI because they are not Britain, regardless of what the people there want. It’s all a big fuck you to the very people who in the main have put all those capitalist millions in their pockets.
Seventy years ago they would have been driven out of town. Today they get a mention on here.
He used to be funny, now he’s just an old unfunny lefty Hunt.
What a twat!
Izzard needs a good smothering with Vagisil, Its the best remedy for getting rid of an irritating c*nt.
God Izzard is such a prat.
Eddie Lizzard is one fucking ugly bloke
who dresses as an even uglier woman in the hope of turning more men gay !
Any one know the accurate commonwealth medal numbers?
Team Commonwealth innit?