This morning on ConservativeHome Alistair Thompson reported that beleaguered Tory chairman Baroness Warsi was both “on holiday” and “destined for demotion“. A few hours later CCHQ went out of their way to deny one of those claims:
In the comments Thompson says CCHQ emailed ConHome to refute that Warsi was currently on a summer break, but gave no such rebuttal that she is facing the chop in the Autumn reshuffle. Telling…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Take down this post! I have ruled!
Captain Scarlet and Stingray.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1104009&l=f2632fa0ed&id=133737666673845
Great to see a politician who actually has a life outside of politics.
Check this one out. He’s caught a tit this time.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=409540829093526&set=a.167911203256491.31893.133737666673845&type=3&l=f2632fa0ed&permPage=1
You might want to be careful there, mate…
The CSIR (Council for Industrial and Scientific Research in Pretoria) has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.
+ 58M
I’m having a halal vegetarian lamb curry risotto.
Warsi…the best thing since sliced bread…soon to be sliced herself.
As a Baroness she will still remain the upper crust!
Sirs, Lordships, Baronesses have all been devalued since Bliars reign of terror.
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time for con to become conukip. so need for warsi.
so no need for warsi….
“beleaguered” !!!! she is well past beleaguered.
She is the fav for Corby
Errr, Moussa, you don’t seem to understand much do you?
Warsi sits in the house of Lords you numpty and as such is not eligable to stand as an MP. Jeez, even the basics are beyond you.
Moussa’s school holidays have clearly begun.
She was put there because she couldn’t win election to the HoC.
Autumn reshuffle. !!!!!!
There will be NO Autumn reshuffle…Kidding yourselves again.
Can they even last that long?
Dave’s the problem, not Sayeeda.
I heard she’s opening a chain of Halal Fish and Chip Shops…
Can we replace her with the Baroness from GI-Joe please?
Alistair Thompson, ConHome, CCHQ…They will have NO idea, insight nor knowledge about reshuffles and or Woeful Warsi future. ( or rather lack of future )
Where’s Gordon?
Where’s Wally?
Oops, sorry! -thought I heard someone say my name.
Hopefully on board the NASA rocket bound for Pluto
changed your name sarah? – to Solar System? – I knew you had ideas above yourself, but …..
Warsi giving a whole new meaning to the term “Jive Ass”,
More intriguing, how the F has Mervyn King managed to stay in his job.
And why has no one even questioned his lack of ability. He is just awful.
He was ‘one of us’ in Gordo’s regime – and reckoned. like so many others in that sad bunch of narks, to be useless, – and therefore no problem.
He’s consistent though, – having done nothing to challenge that view.
And never forget he was on the 364 economists who signed the petition against Thatcher’s economic policy in 1981.
What does that tell you ?
he should be spit-roasted three ways
It tells me that after 40 years in his role with economics, he can actually be right just once.
It’s what we do
Huhne loses legal attempt to dismiss charges
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2012-07-27/huhne-loses-court-attempt-to-dismiss-charges/
This is pathetic reporting – he hasnt “lost” the Court attempt to dismiss the charges. The article states the hearing has been adjourned to the end of September which suggests the substantive legal arguments have not yet been aired before the Court.
There are 49 numbers on the Lotto.
Each week Mervyn King should publically release his 6 number selection.
This will leave 43 numbers, from which I can make my selection of 6. Thus reducing the odds of winning any prize by a significant margin, as the chances of MK ever getting a single number correct, EVER, is ZERO.
No change there then!
Mervyn likes zeros, lots and lots of them in threes, preceded by a number from 1 to 6.
Any chance of another Boris thread Guido
I posted last week that Boris would not be PM, and your faithful flock of loons duly ranted in response. Its about time you started listening to me…Not Guido
*** Today ***
Boris Johnson has said it is time “to knock on the head once and for all” claims he wants to be prime minister.
Mr Johnson said his “cup was running over” as London Mayor and dismissed talk of him wanting to succeed David Cameron as a “silly season” story.
He told ITV’s Daybreak “how could anybody elect a prat who gets stuck in a zip wire”.
Also asked on Daybreak whether he fancied becoming prime minister one day, Mr Johnson replied “no, of course not”.
OK
You quote Boris as saying how could anybody elect a prat who gets stuck in a zip wire.
Yet Brown got to be Prime Minister without a single election taking place along the way.
Not with human beings involved anyway…
oh dear…must try harder catty. Your only hope, or rather your perceived only hope, has been ruled out. Stuck with Call Me Dave until 2015, if the cockaltion get there. Libdems to be wiped out in 2015, will lose at least 50% of seats; Dave to lose minimum of 80 seats….OK
No. You clearly do not follow events here, do you?
You just come here and dump your stuff in ever increasing quantities without regard for what is going on here.
There is no one I would support currently in parliament. UK politics is an apparently lost cause. It is the Titanic five seconds after hitting the iceberg. The situation seems to be irrecoverable. But most people are still carrying on as if it never even happened.
That is central to why I emigrated. An idea born in 2001 and executed in May 2007. Have a look back at the newspapers for September of the same year and learn. And weep.
“”"”That is central to why I emigrated.”"”"
WHAT….Catty. No more posts please, the UK and UK politics has NOTHING to do with you.
No answer.
Frit.
politics is entertainment. it matters nowt who is in charge. we need a distinct choice in order to have more entertainment for our bucks…
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conukip vs libliebor.
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liars vs conmen. alternative is to focus on sports. it is cheap…healthy…unifying.
@life.enhance.
Expect REAL trouble if Millipede get anywhere near No 10!
Place your bets now, ladies and gents,on the first Cabinet member to leave.
I can take plenty on Baroness Warsi today,and today only.
Wake me up when Camoron and the Libsh_tes leave, Camoron is just throwing a bit of sweetener to calm down the media and get them off his back when the Olympics have finished.
The Autumn Re-shuffle will probably accomplish about as much as this shuffle did:
Soitenly- WooWooWooWooWoo!
number of disabled people taken up work since the government’s work capability assessment = NIL
amount of money government spent achieving this = hundred million quid
number of disabled people who are dying each week because of government harassment = 32 (DoH figures)
a job well done for the nazi party
Well thats cost effective then, if you can’t tax em kill em…
Stats from where, exactly?
It’s not particularly large!
It’s costing us £100,000 Pounds a year.
All of this shower of Out of Touch fcuking useless shi*ts will have plenty of
time to stab one & other in the back or in the case of shirt lifters up the Ar*se
Once they have all been ejected by the UK VOTERS !! all of them
ConsLieLaborLibDems, The Blood Brothers Mendacity & Manipulation Alliance !!
Especially CMD, the REAL Heir to BLIAR, at who’s feet, CMD worships Daily &
he will either be removed by his own party or the ELECTORS which ever
happens sooner !!!
I wholeheartedly support Lady Warsi and the impeccable way in which she handles her expenses.