Deficit Denying Bloggers Beg For Bailout
Guido was not surprised to learn that the deficit deniers over at Left Foot Forward have gone into debt themselves, ending up £3,000 in the red this year. They’ve been forced to beg their niche readership for money:
“We’re still £3,000 short of what we need this year. We really need every Left Foot Forward reader to step up, make a small donation today and keep us successful. We now have scores of readers making small monthly payments to Left Foot Forward and hundreds making small donations every year. Can you join them and make a one off donation today?”
Turns out that magic money tree doesn’t really exist…
At least they’re not claiming it off the state, eh?
No problem, Guido, me old hindu bogtrotter, give me a minute and I’ll run up another £375,000,000,000 for me mates down the road. And the fat pissed up paddy has the temerity to say money doesn’t grow on trees. Course it does, you dumb schmuck fuck!
The Left definition of “keep us successful” is smother yourself in debt
Forward is the new Backward
3000 English Pounds
I spend that much on socks!
Surely there is some mistake.
You wear socks?!?
We have literally several readers!
Another exemplary triumph for the socialist economic model!
How can a blog cost anything to run, let alone get 3 grand in debt?
Looks like Keynesian economics is working as well for left foot forward as it did for the country.
Clearly they think they’re worth the money they pay themselves.
Champagne doesn’t grow on trees you know comrade.
Yet!
So they are succesful yet lost money?
Only in the la la land fiscal world of the left could losing money be termed thus.
I am sure that some gravy train fellow traveller will be able to turn you on to EU funding – or other British taxpayer funding via a Union.
And remember Will – it is one thing running a failed website – it has little consequence – but a failed state is another matter.
Yet still the left persist with their failed & evil ideology of ruin & despair.
Wanna bet?
They spout gibberish on economics and the public finances but can’t even control the budget for a website. Hilarious!
You can’t even trust the left to run a website these days without running up a deficit.
That blog is as bankrupt as the ideas it supports.
Call y’selves Bloggers…I call it a Liberty.
Meanwhile we are pissing ourselves with laughter.
Life’s a bitch isn’t it?
Keep us successful with the begging bowl, typical.
Sorry guys I spent my last £10 on some very useful arseless leather chaps.
I’ll donate 5p.
Come to think of it, make that 1p.
why is eton a charity
Why is the Labour Party broke? Why do cats sleep all day? Why do dustmen leave your wheely-bin lid open when it’s raining?
Answers on a postcard please, to: Some Twerp with a microphone, BBC, Broadcasting House, London.
LOL!!!
According to the BBC ” Over four feet of water fell in one part of the North West yesterday.” That would fill a wheelie-bin easily.
Guinness book of records please note.
I think they’ve moved to Manchester…
“Why do dustmen leave your wheely-bin lid open when it’s raining?”
To catch four feet of rain in order to stop flash floods.
http://order-order.com/2012/08/06/deficit-denying-bloggers-beg-for-bailout/#comment-1374487
Not really a surprise! I’m sure that Will Shaw will be able to get a large donation from his dad. If that doesn’t work I’m sure Tony, Cherie or Lord Fondlebum will dip in to their petty cash boxes to help!
I dreamt I was about to give the poor hard-up old lefty bloggers a tenner out of sympathy, but I reckon Guido or that nice Mr Montgomery will put it to better use!
Left Foot Forward – loss-making blog.
Guardian – loss-making newspaper.
Labour Party – loss-making political organisation.
1997-2010 Governments – creators of record peace-time National Debt.
Can anybody see a pattern emerging, here?
I love making poor people into victims so I can spend other people’s money convincing the poor that all they need is bread and circuses.
When I grow up i’m going to become a
sociopathic liar and a thiefMP.As the sainted lady once said, the problem with socialism is that, eventually, you always run out of other people’s money.
3 grand?
Will Straw could cover that just by selling a kilo in £20 bags.
Will Straw’s work experience at the Treasury,his only proper job,clearly taught him nothing
Check out their traffic stats on Alexa.com, they are close to completely dead.
Leftfootforward.org
Alexa Traffic Rank: 401,741 Traffic Rank in GB: 32,680
Compare that to a far newer site the commentator:
Alexa Traffic Rank: 169,542 Traffic Rank in GB: 7,305
Or Guido order-order.com
Alexa Traffic Rank: 44,056 Traffic Rank in GB: 1,280
The Left whinger’s are failing. Look at these two:
Labour-Uncut
Alexa Traffic Rank: 1,324,284 Traffic Rank in GB: 82,091
Labourlist.org
Alexa Traffic Rank: 262,825 Traffic Rank in GB: 12,223
Lower number is better.
So, those tosspots don’t have a pot to piss in then eh?
They should have put their right foot forward!!!
He should have just married someone with a real job and lived off her; maybe a lawyer eh Guido?
Whining lefties – always expecting someone else to pick up the tab.